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commission

>>33716038

Pizza time.

>>33716062
front butt snake thing
I gotta say I much prefer AL's sirens. the fucking 'human teeth' psuedo-organic rigging shit doesn't work for me

Lamia Fashion

>>33716055
Cute

>Dragons are often depicted as sleeping on their hoard
>As the husband of a dragon, you are the most important part of her hoard
Does this mean she is gonna sleep on top of me? do you think she will let me sleep on top of her instead?

berdgirls are the ultimate portable cum sockets
light, soft and eager

prove me wrong

Gift commission.

>>33716148
Got any deluxe jubjubs?

>>33716055
>Her hair clips are suspended on thin air
What sorcery is this?

Hakutaku that overthinks aloud when?

>>33716156
Murdering makes sleepy.

>>33716228
It's the daughteru, she's actually pretty sweet. No murderizing here, no sir.

>>33716156
>ohohoho in a pajama
nobody's gonna take her seriously

>>33716125
Yes early on she will sleep right on top of you to make sure no thieving harpies, adventurers or her creeping coin roommate try to steal you, more so expect to sleep inside her most nights so you won’t waste a drop of semen not impregnating her. As she learns you won’t run away, and those harpy sluts know to keep their claws to themselves, she’ll let you sleep on top or even be the big spoon

>>33716175
I still enjoy them sputing shower thoughts like they're more wise than the shitposts they are

>>33716175
I want to pinch that place where her thigh meets her hip

>>33716232
Someone is going to have to keep the dungeons running and the adventurers undead when the wife retires.

>>33716094
There's a game where you literally play as abyssal shipgirls.
https://youtu.be/kClRu19kJZI

>>33716282
That's another daughter's job

Dragon Idols!

>>33716148
Cum inside one bird, you gotta cum inside the whole flock

>>33716306
Impressive that she managed to become famous with a name as uncreative as "Dragon-sama"

>>33716309
thats a lotta cum

>"Stupid kids and their stupid phones"
>"This one kid actually comes up to me and says why must we learn if we can just look it up online when we need it?"
>"There is a difference in knowing something and learning how to do it.... muscle memory for one, I could use my power to cram 50 years worth of piano knowledge into your brain and you would still mess up due to not touching a piano in your life."
>"but thats the problem today with kids, all instant gratification and no substance, what sort of teacher would i be if i didn't take the time to actually work on at least some of what i teach?"
>"Bunch of useless brats, knowledge may be power, but power is wasted on fools."

>>33716038

Give me one reason why ghouls aren’t the best undead. I mean wights are neat and all but how can you even compete with the competition

>>33716361
I'm partial to Gandharvas

>>33716387
>how can you even compete with the competition
Ghoul chan should leave the internet posting to her husband.

>>33716387
I can’t ghouls are S tier while wights are merely C tier at best

>>33716361
So take all your cum and up it into one bird.

i'm not good at drawing but which monster girl should i draw?

>>33716379
But Ms. Haku how are you one to talk when you've tried cramming years worth of sex knowledge into your brain but have never done it! I'm sure you would be incredibly awkward in bed!

>>33716582
Slimes

>>33716582
An ushi-oni please, there isn't enough art of them. Or at least I can't find where the stash is.

>>33716602
gimme a reference image?

>>33716582
I would say either pick your waifu or roll a random one and go from there. I had never drawn anything in my life before, but my waifu motivated me to want to do better and make art for her. If you really can't decide or don't really have one, try the link to a random page and see if she works for you after reading the page.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>33716582
Lamia shouldn't be too hard to draw.
>>33716601
If you go this route, consider a Bubble Slime, I rarely see those.

I kinda want to try to start writing. Anything really what is universally considered as good starting point so it'll make my stuff at least plausible?

>>33716654
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>open link
>hellhound, pops up

oh no bros.

>>33716125
better get used to it

>>33716680
Pick a monstergirl. Think of a decent situation for her to get hooked up in. Write.

>>33716642

>>33716690
What's with his faggot colored hair

>>33716680
Oneshot fapfics, with a generic male and a single species. Vanilla.

>>33716680
Well a good place to start is picking a genre and getting your rules (which means knowing the encylopedia info for a start). From there begin to think of scenarios and monsters that would fit well in it. Maybe greentext it at some point and go from there.

>>33716682
Well anon I don't think she's the type to take no for an answer. On the plus side, I think she likes metal and monster energy drinks, so if you're into that at least you two have something in common

>>33716602
>http://imgbox.com/g/F8g10pmJj6
There's a bit of art for Ushis but always getting more of any girl is always appreciated

>>33716747
i do love megadeth.

>>33716764
This is great, quite a few I don't have. Thank you anon.

>>33716714
What is the skull like thing in the front?

>practice drawing in train
>a girl I know sees it
>asks when will I draw her portrait
How to tell women that I won't be drawing them, if they don't have at least a tail, monster limbs and ears?

>>33716856
>When I will draw her portrait
>When
haha wow the sheer audacity of this bitch

Private detective Cheshire hired to investigate the disappearance of the young heir to a rich family.

>>33716856
"When you pay for a commission."

>>33716874
Best part is I don't even talk to her, she's my friend gf.
Aight enough about 3D women.

Anyone else feels too scared to try and draw his preffered species, so that it won't turn out shitty?

>>33716856
>>33716874
God you artfags are so cringe. Stop acting so high and mighty because you were born with the talent to draw pretty pictures.

>>33716905
Why would I be afraid of drawing a picture

>>33716602
>>33716667
okay, i shall draw an ushi-oni and a bubble slime.

>>33716905
No, partially because nobody else is really drawing her and partially because it's an anonymous site and I can't contain my love for her

>>33716905
I do, regularly, but it's a small fear compared to the fear of never getting good.

>>33716710
>>33716729
>>33716734
So its a better bet to focus on the characters and their interactions rather than settings, and what they do? I was thinking about a 1st person story with a lot of interaction and communication rather than X did this thing and Y happened.

>>33716856
did you draw that anon?

>>33716908
>born with the talent
that's not how that works. that's not how that works at all.
it's hours and hours of deliberate practice.

>>33716038

>>33716908
>>33716940
This, this shit is pure distilled suffering. The resources are out there, everything is out there. This is like telling a ./fit/ bro to fuck off because he was born with a 6 pack.

>>33716940
>>33716957
Shut up and draw the picture. You can use it in your portfolio. I am.paying you in experience.

>>33716875
Turns out he eloped with a dhampir into an even richer vampire family

>>33716947
You know what? That pic is actually pretty neat.

>>33716927
better than me anon.

>>33716936
No, that's some random art I got saved.
>>33716908
Man, I'm still shit, I'm only practicing. Also - it's not that hard, just like with playing instruments or getting /fit/. You got enough shit in public on this site to read and learn from it, then You just need to work for a while and You'll get results.

>>33716934
There any specific read that you can maybe get inspiration from? And yeah focus on interactions since the setting on MGE is already well established.

>>33716940
That is how talent works. Skills are learned. Art is a skill, ergo it is learned, but talents are innate.

>>33716908
>born with the talent to draw pretty pictures.
Being good at drawing is just self-inflicting suffering my guy. Nothing else matters other than the grind.

>>33716038

>>33717005
there is no born hyper-competence.
talent is literally just "he started practicing it when he was 1.5 years old"

>>33716725
>Furry artstyle with anthro
>Why does it have faggot shit?
Anon...

>>33716982
Well that's after around a month of drawing literally every day and it's still scuffed, here's one of the first, I learned everything as I went

>>33717103
nah I can pick up new things very quickly
that's talent: a predisposition to quick learning

>>33717123
dude... i belive in you. what app are you using?

>>33717154
THAT is just IQ, dude. IQ and enough self-control to put in the work.

>>33717003
Well the thing is idk about the normal guy finds mg and they fuck story, since there is a lot around there already.
I find broken, faulty characters more interesting and their healing stuff arcs too, so thats where I would get my inspiration from. I would like to center my stuff around that.

>>33717186
Used MS Paint at first but eventually moved to Krita, it's free and beginner friendly

>>33716908

I think it’s wild that MGE literally thrives mainly on the art. Cross art is what got you in after the amazing world building.

Everyday people post artfags art to sustain the thread and gets commissions.
If all the art fags left this community would suffer.

You just sound so bitter it’s wild.

>>33717219
There's a few writefags who made stories about that why not read a few and get some ideas first. Noxia sorta has that in the first few chapters.

I would insta-lose to a loli monster if she called me super coolsies. Like I'd be powerless to stop her from just shoving her hands in my pants, pulling them down, and just going to town on my weenie.

Is this a monster girl?

Big and buff monster girls are destined to become royal guards.

>>33717407
Who says they can't become fine entrepreneurs?

>>33717440
They can but sick strength bonuses mean big fight cash.

>>33717402
>No Snout or Button Nose
>Clearly Inhuman
>Also a Girl
yes

>>33717440
the danukis

Which monster girl would be the most amenable to surprise anal?

>>33717466
dark slime

>>33717466
Bicorn

>>33717348
What devious materials is she carrying in that hip pouch

>>33717520
maybe it's a spade holster

Has anyone noticed that a lot of Monstergirl media also has very high quality human girls, sometimes to the point where the best girl in the media is human? There's Mrs. Smith from Life with Monstergirls, Relia from Violated Hero, Nara the bellydancer from Monstergirl Dreams, Ren from Quest Failed and many more. Why is that?

>>33717520
Capri Suns

>>33717562
I think if was logical the human women are also beautiful in average. It's not that hard to choose between an MG and a 3/10 female human.

>>33717520
xanax

>>33717562
2D

>>33717407
nah, small guards are better, it makes their superior look much taller by comparison

>>33717532
>Catch a succ/demon holding her tail spade like a pistol and making pew pew noises
On a scale of rocks to metal how hard do you bully her?

>Hype myself up to draw somethnig after a month of not doing it

>it looks like shit
>suddenly don't wanna draw anymore

how do i get out of this depression bros?

>>33717655
post it and we'll tell you if it's bad, you need to have confidence anon, we believe in you and know that you can get better, you just aren't there yet if it's not up to par yet

>>33717520
This bad boy

>>33717655
The only solution is always draw more.

>>33717655
Keep going. For the longest time I could barely draw a straight line, and the only reason I got better was because I kept trying.

>>33717562
>best girl in the media
>Relia from Violated Hero
You mean Xueli
>Nara the bellydancer from Monstergirl Dreams
I think you meant Kotone
>Ren from Quest Failed
That would be actually Jilly

I don't know, these human characters can be drawn well, but for me they hardly even register compared to their superior non-human counterparts

>>33717630
>small, cute royal guards serving a big, musclebound princess

>>33716905
boi, all you nee to do is start, practice the forms first no details, learn some of the forms of the body and a bit of anatomy and your are good, it takes time tho, I'm off to workout now tho

>>33717723
Xueli is my favorite in Violated Hero 2 but Relia is my favorite in the first Violated Hero. The rest is just personal preference and I won't argue with it.

>>33717655
You need to draw a fuckton. I gave up after 2 years because my perspective was still fucked and so was most basic stuff. Drawing needs an incredible amount of dedication for some people since they are naturally better at it, so you might need a LOT of time to see progress.

>>33717402
Pretty cool that she rigged up that giant bug form herself.

monsta booba

>>33717726
I guess that does make them look good compared to other rulers but her honor guard need to be ready to defend her.

>>33717681
Well, she disgusts me now.

>>33717998
>>33717681

what is that?

>>33717562
>>33717600
>>33717723
>>33717748
I just realized that I could have included Risky Boots in my list of examples. While she has a weird skin color, that may be normal in the setting.

>>33716038

Your mamono pets you. Which of the following do you prefer?
>headpats
>ear scritches
>cheek strokes
>chin scratches

>>33718045
Potion that turns you into an animal. You are now imagining that imp getting railed by a dog

>>33718104
I'd rather be the one petting, groping, molesting, and raping my wife.

>>33718099
>When you keep turning down a kitsune at court and she starts resorting to...unnatural means to win your eye.
>You didn't even know they made kimonos to house a chest that big.

>>33718104
All of the above with an order of an extra thiccc Hellhound as well

How would some classic folk tales be different in MGE? Specifically the story of Little Red Riding Hood. I do know that Little Red Riding Hood would be a shota and the wolf would be a sexy werewolf but what else would be different?

>>33718104
Headpatting while licking my face

>>33717641
Bully so hard she is determined to wipe it from my memory via multiple mindbreak

>>33718151
Are you the one who keeps requesting some strongfat hellhounds come to your house to detain you so you can cuddle them and make them happy?

>>33718167
ye

>>33718146
Once arachnes entered the clothing industry, a lot of different clothes became more "accommodating."

>>33718125
no thanks.

>>33718183
May your wish be granted. I'm sure the big strongfat hellhounds would love a willing boy to play with.

Reminder that human girls are for making sons with then monsterizing

>>33718199
YEEEE

>>33716038

>>33718194
>Arachne sees you walk in as you try to get underwear or something.
>She's haggard and tired looking, a few empty cups of caffeinated tea laying around.
>"Anon, please just take her. She keeps coming in for refitting."
>Meanwhile, the kitsune is practicing her 'Oh-ho-ho-ho! to maintain balance but also give you an ample view of her very, very generous bust."

>>33718199
Not him but I wouldn't say no to them.
Big but soft is best for the application of hugs.

>>33718220
>human
But that's a Chink boat.

I still want to hug a jinko and give them pets.

>>33718244
Poor arachne, anon should take her on a date

>>33718104
Horn rubbing

>>33718291
>She just passes out at a cafe or during lunch.
>Anon hires a cart and takes her home but she starts leaning on him in her sleep....and she's quite busty herself.
>Kitsune catches sight of this as he drives her back.
Anon no, she's going to start getting very aggressive about getting you to feel her chest.

>You'll never fuck your Vampire daughter while your wife leans against your back and gently goads you into cumming without pulling out as she sucks your blood

>>33718324
whats the worse that could happen? Nice lady like her shouldn't be too crazy

>>33718220
I haven't figured out what species suits her best yet.

>>33718395
What do you do if your wife has a habit of adopting daughters all the time?

Any good femdom Ocelomeh story?

>>33718443
Kikimora, obviously.

>>33716966
I will expect generous tips, Anon-san.

>>33718408
>wake up from your sleep to find her in ill-fitting negligee with her kollossal kitsune Kannons trying to spring free

>>33718593
I find the white stockings crucial and the kikis natural heels clash against that.

>>33718664
If jabberwocks can wear stockings with their scaly feet, I don't see why kikis can't wear tights.

>>33718688
I recognize that but I don't think it looks as good.

>become an incubus
>can't wear pants anymore because it is too uncomfortable for your ginormous shlong
I think kilts (or something similar) would be quite popular among incubi

>>33716038

>>33718743
But the incubus pictured in the Sabbath Grimoire wears pants just fine.

>>33718104
Cheek stroking is what any dominant monster should do to her husband, rough and gentle alike.

>>33718748
Cute March hare

>>33718763
Because when KC talks about a bigger dick, he generally means a typical eroge protagonist dick rather than something like a 2 foot hyper dick.
http://imgbox.com/vzLuLOw0

Would an Ocelomeh allow her husband to cling around her arm in public? Clinging to the strong arm of my warrior waifu would turn me on a lot and it would be a shame if the jaguar warrriors dont let it.

>>33718104
tie between headpats and cheek stroking

>>33718743
You can just tuck it into your pant leg.
The main issue is accidentally squishing your greatly enlarged nuts.
Sitting on your balls by accident is pain.

>Werecats call their husband's "Toms"
Then do Titanias call you Oberon?

>>33718869
I hope not, he's shit.

>>33718104
eh, chin scratches would be weird
good:
cheek stroking
ear caresses/rubs
head rubs
rubs almost anywhere, really

Remember, when greeting a succubus family monster for the first time, it's proper to grab and yank their tail a bit. Not too hard, but just a bit of a friendly tug or two, and don't let go until she makes eye contact with you and speaks to you. It's done this way as to signal that you're not being threatening towards her, and that your intentions are good. But be mindful of the tip of her tail, it's quite sensitive, so be sure to grab higher up.

It's important to make a good impression with these types of monsters. They're naturally powerful, and having them on your side can only be beneficial.

>>33718916
So nibble on her tail to display dominance? ok

How would find a beeg mino with fat ass but nearly flat as board?

>>33718244
>She's haggard and tired looking, a few empty cups of caffeinated tea laying around.
Getting wasted on the job is unprofessional

>>33719147
Your dreams.

>>33719209
come on, there has to be one at least, right?

>>33718916
Yeah there's no way this could backfire

>mg darkweb

>>33716947
What in the flying fuck is in the top right.

>>33719282
>See yourself for sale.

>>33716947
Is that a whale shark in the middle? Whale sharks are based

>>33719334
hey, I cost more than a buck fifty, at least two bucks, come on

>>33719354
too spooky

>>33718104
Gentle headpats during cuddles always feel great.

>>33719147
>flat
>mino
You'd have a better chance asking a shog to shapeshift into that form

>>33719354
tfw no goth moth gf

>>33719282
>week-old underwear went missing, not in the laundry pile
>find an identical pair, right down to the tear in the left side, on mg darkweb
>not getting a single penny for your own pantsu
outrageous, who keeps stealing my shit?

>>33719334
You know I'd normally be outraged, but there are some very attractive monstergirls bidding for me and honestly I'm flattered.

>>33719334
>the rat bastard who has you listed is underselling you
>bid higher because fuck her, you're worth it
>someone else bids
>you bid again
>price keeps raising
>you're just in it for fun now, trying to gouge whatever hag is on the other side of the screen for all she's worth
>unbeknownst to you, the auction site has a ranking system
>the frequent bids and rapid price increase bump you up into the "hot" (pun partially intended) section
>as you get ready to bid against the other girl again, a new bid pops up
>and another
>and another
>watch in awe as the digits quickly rack up
>rich and powerful monsters have no idea why this average looking guy is being bid on so heavily, but he must be important
>bid caps out at the GDP of a small country
>finally goes through
>hear a simultaneous cheer from your dark elf neighbor who always watches you from her lawn chair while you mow and your recluse vampire neighbor who never leaves her home (says she works as a cryptographer or something)

>>33719480
oh god oh fuck

I love High Orcs!

>>33719334
Hey, that guy looks me, Hey bro I found myself for sale

>>33719480
>dark elf neighbor who always watches you from her lawn chair while you mow
>recluse vampire neighbor who never leaves her home (says she works as a cryptographer or something)
I don't know who bought me and I'm not sure which I should be more concerned about.
Help.

>>33719334
Guess I'll have to make a real listing for myself so people don't buy into that scam.

>Dragon
>Dragon Zombie
>Wurm
>Wyvern
>Ryu
>Jabberwock
>Otohime

Which dragon is your favorite anon?

>>33719582
Dragon Zombie, I'm going to turn her into a Dragon Wight

>>33719480
would a dark elf be into cunt and breast torture

>>33719389
Flat Minos are plausible, you were thinking of Holsts.

>>33719582
jabberzombie

>>33719282
hey that's my dick, been looking for that for ages now. What, it is 3500, naw fuck that, I gonna call up this person so I can get it back

>>33719625
>MG Black Market gets a notification
>Someone bought Anon's dick
>They go to his house to kidnap him and take him to his new owner
>Tie him up and walk out the door
>Address to deliver to - ...here?
>He bought his own dick, what a loser
>Well might as well have sex with him, he probably deserves it

>>33719603
>get bought by dark elf
>expect terrible things
>she wants you to step on her cunt

>>33719582

>>33719582
Wurm's are known for their incredibly tight hugs.

>>33719703
this is true

>>33719582
Dragon zombie, but I'm gonna write reasons why I like every single girl in here except for otohime and wyvern.
>Dragon Zombie
I love the fact that she's this decayed, dumb excuse for a dragon with heaps of curves and absolutely ZERO concept of dragon values such as pride or restraint. She wants cock, she'll do anything for your cock, and if that means working a pole (if she can figure out how to do that) or sucking your cock as soon as you ask, she'll do it, She's got no limits and that's amazing.
>Wurm
Also dumb, but now in a sweeter way than the lust machine from before. I appreciate the contrast between this enormous power engine of a girl, and the three, perhaps 4 braincells that are all geared towards telling you that she loves you. They're wonderfully simple despite the family they belong to, and I wouldn't have it any other way
>Dragon
Ah yes, the big bitch herself. Dragons are a firm meh for me, entirely because of the haughty attitude that can cause some to even die before getting laid thanks to that pride. But, the idea of being treasured by a dragon and counted as the most precious thing imaginable to them on whatever dragon-accountant books they got, is a very hot idea indeed.
>Ryu
The Zipangu version of the Dragon is an immense improvement, with the Ryu sporting an 'immense, imposing' attitude with most- but having a nice and sweet attitude with (you), her husband. A fantastic choice for anyone not into feeling degraded by a dragon, but also sporting a 'please forget how much you respect me and rape me like the man-slut I am' button, in the form of a reverse scale. 10/10, fantastic monstergirl.
>Jabberwock
The Jabberwock comes equipped with the same pride of the Dragons, but with a twist- it's a lewd pride, with their haughtiness derived from being able to fuck their husbands in the most degenerate ways imaginable. If you want the sluttiness of the dragon-zombie with quite a few more maddened braincells to rub together, the jabberwock is pretty great for this. As a bonus, I've always enjoyed appendages with minds of their own, and the little mouths sprouting from the Jabberwock seem to fit the bill nicely. The duke of pleasure herself feeling all haughty that day, but her mouths happily rubbing themselves into her husband's hands and eating cake out of them is a fantastic visual.

>>33719730
>If you want the sluttiness of the dragon-zombie
While I get what you mean, none of the MGE girls would fit the profile of a slutty.

With warmer weather coming soon, need someone to go to the pool with and enjoy a nice day with? Consider Greenworms! At first glace, Greenworms seem poorly suited for an outing at the pool, however you'll soon realize that they too are great for having fun in the sun. Just imagine all the fun the two of you will have, swimsuit clad, splashing in the local pool!

To begin, I'll be 100% honest with you. Greenworms are definitely not the strongest mamono, in fact, they're actually pretty weak. That, combined with their odd body type and lack of real "arms", Greenworms cannot really swim in the traditional way. This isn't to say that they can't enjoy the pool just like anyone else! Their squishy bodies are actually not dense in comparison to what one would expect when looking at the bulk they have, meaning that in many cases they don't sink like you would expect. This, in addition to being able to puff up their hoods with air, gives them a somewhat built-in life vest, which means that they are 100% safe when in the water! While they probably will have to stick with you while the two of you hang out in the pool, I'm sure that will only make the two of you closer! On top of being able to swim together, classic poolside refreshments like sno-cones are great treats to enjoy with your Greenworm! Sounds like great fun the two of you could have together!

Since my city has an indoor waterpark, we are capable of going for a nice day at the pool any time of the year, and with the weather getting a bit warmer my Greenworm and I thought it would be a great time to go. The pool wasn't too busy, which was great because we were able to spread out and really enjoy ourselves in the water. We started by going to the shallow section where we got into a splash fight. Don't underestimate Greenworm nubs when it comes to shoveling water! We eventually moved further in to the deeper section, where she floated next to me while we lounged at the edge of the water. It was so nice being able to sway back and forth with the movement of the water next to each other; it's a good thing the pool was pretty empty because I'm sure the looks on our faces would be so embarrassing!

Eventually we decided to try out the large water slide the indoor park was famous for. At first my Greenworm was wary, as she was scared of being spat out in the deep end after getting disoriented by the fast movement. Eventually I convinced her by telling her that couples were able to go together, meaning that I could sit behind her and make sure she stayed safe. We got to the top of the line pretty quickly with the small crowd that was present at the park that day and got ready to go down. I held her tightly in my arms and told her that it'd be lots of fun and I'm here for her. The whoosh that came abruptly next was exhilarating, as we flew down the slide, going much faster than we had anticipated. The subsequent splash afterwards was followed up with the two of us raising up out of the water, her even tighter in my embrace than before. I just smiled and told her "See? All safe." while she just blushed and buried her head in my chest smiling as I carried her back to the ladder out of the pool. We spent the rest of the day doing a bit more swimming, ate some delicious sno-cones, and just relaxing in the reclining chairs poolside. It was such a great day, and I can't wait to be able to go to the open-air pools once the weather gets warmer along with my beloved and cute Greenworm!

One thing I'm sure you'll realize with your Greenworm is that many of the preconceptions and notions you have about their capabilities are very wrong, and they're much more adept than you would have thought! I hope that you too can find all sorts of hidden talents and specialties that your Greenworm has!

>>33719752
Slutty (for you) blah blah.

>>33719760
At that point just say lewd, or perverted. Sultry maybe?

>>33719770
Noted.

>>33719752
Bicorn maybey
I'd like to imagine a bi bicorn

>>33719582
Dragon (royal variant)

>>33719801
Bicorns were a mistake and should be treated as the Siths.

>>33718159
Wouldn't a vast majority just be a variation of animal wife type tales (historical records) but with a happy end for both parties involved?

>>33719754
CATCH ALL THE GREENWURMS!

>>33719730
imagine not wanting to hug dragon zombie

>>33719809
Are you the same guy that always complains about Bicorns for whatever reason?

>>33719878
No? Also Bicorns have been unpopular for years. This is like acting like there's only one person who doesn't like Alps.

>>33719858
Anon, she's literally drooling, I just got this coat!

>>33719858
You don't really get time to have the luxury of consent when ones bearing down on you.

>>33719898
I've only really seen Bicorn detractors in these threads not counting the HFYfaggots, and even then pretty rarely compared to positive posts about them.

>>33719754
Are these bad boys being archived somewhere? I've missed quite a few.

>>33719928
They do suck but I'm more or less content to ignore them.

I want maids with natural creamer.

>>33719901
>not licking up the drool from her face
cringe

>>33719901
>he isn't going to give a deep, long kiss and drink up her saliva
anon, I...

>>33719930
The pictures are in the OP mega archive under Misc->Greenworm Posts, I keep meaning to archive the texts but I end up getting distracted.

>>33719582
I love all dragons, all dragons are perfect!

>>33720028
he's a bit "special", don't worry

>>33719978
is this a arachne-holst hybrid?
gremlin science was a mistake

>>33719878
Not him, I don't like the Bicorn's gimmick, but I think the design is neat. Unfortunately I have no idea how else the opposite of a Unicorn could work.

>>33720053
no it the best in da world

>>33719978
That seems like what the monkey's paw would spit out if you, someone who is scared of bugs, asked for a nice maid with big holst titties and a fat rump. Even more so if she's very endearing and is the perfect motherly maid.

imagine going up to your monster girl wife, hugging her from behind and whispering into her ear saying
"i love you"

wouldn't that be funny Hehehehehe...

>>33720081
BRAAAAAAAAKAMURUGA

>>33720085
how is this a monkey paw wish? you would not only receive the aforementioned maid but would also get over your fear of spiders in a very sweet way

>>33719928
>I've only really seen Bicorn detractors in these threads

>>33719849
>be you
>want to take on the worm league
>only have your wurm wife and no wormy balls
>well hope this works
>go to the first gym
>gym leader clearly knows that's not a worm
>"sorry sir, we physically can't tell it apart from a Greenworm, so it's got to be legal"
>tfw they never read the W Institute's findings
>become worm league champion in a breeze because they're no match for wurm

It's not incest if you marry her

>>33720137
>it's not incest if you marry her
>it's not rape if we're both crying
>it's not BDSM if you're enjoying it
what else do the mamono say bros

>>33720126
I mean in the few other places people discuss MGE they seem to like or ignore Bicorn, the only place people seem to state their dislike of her is here.
That previous post wasn't me saying that only Bicorn detractors exist here.

>>33720172
it's not pedophilia if she acts mature

>>33720133
Reminds me of getting a tour around the mountains by a wighthorn

>>33719978
Optimal breast size for any maid

>>33720085
>>33720112
I would like this maid to stifle my fear of spiders with her tits.

at any rate which mg's milk would be surprisingly sweet?

Cool Yeti nee-san

>>33720333
Oni

In addition to being alcoholic

>>33720333
Jubjub and March hare

>>33720333
corpsemilk

>>33720365
found a corpse fucker

>>33720333
bapho milk.

>>33720361
>Oni milk is alcoholic
>Oni blood is probably alcoholic
>Oni saliva is alcoholic as well
I imagine that every bodily fluid in an Oni is at least slightly alcoholic.

>>33720333
Shoggoth milk tastes like the number 14.

>>33720375
I agree with that anon

>>33720386
even their cum? jesus, how much alcohol you reckon, there would be in there, 50%, or higher?

>>33720440
It's probably the strongest of their fluids, maybe 60%.
I bet an Oni baby is born drunk.

>>33720175
I have literally never heard anyone diss bicorns here.

>>33720453
damn, so to them being sober is being drunk?

>>33720464
She's been outright perma-nicknamed cuckhorse here, anon

>>33720453
soo you are saying that fetal alcohol syndrome is an inherent characteristic of their species? how sad.

>>33720333
Dhampir milk. Every other part of a dhampir tastes like garlic, but the milk doesn't for some reason.

>>33720528
>Vampire who exploits this weakness by suckling her daughter's cowtits

>>33720496
There's nothing wrong with mamano who want to be part of harems.

>>33720496
I'd call my bicorn wife a cuckhorse to turn her on.

Do you walk your pet Kobold standing up, or on all fours?

>>33720574
All fours in public, her two legs in private.
I'd want her sopping wet from all the compliments on how well trained she is by the time we get back inside

>>33720574
Her legs are longer than her arms making walking on all fours inefficiently slow and I prefer to walk fast.

>>33720464
10/10 would impregnate bicorn waifu's boss so she can get that promotion

>>33720464
I think of bicorns how most people think of, say, cockroaches, or a dead skunk in the yard.

A smug greenworm. A smugworm, if you will.

>>33720556
I'm not entirely convinced.

>>33720605
Don't underestimate her walking speed on all fours just because her ass is sticking up high.

>>33720333
I like to imagine that Papillon milk flavor depends on their diet as a Greenworm. Why Paps produce milk I'll never understand as egg layers, but it's probably great for their husbands.

>>33720574
what a big dog!

>>33720609
well I think of your pic of that one doujin where aya spies on yuyuko mastubating and starts masturbating herself.

I want to be forced to breed with a large pack of dog and wolf monsters

>>33720615
>the local merchant left his fruit crates unattended

>>33720496
Sorry but my brain automatically filters out /v/ernacular, so this post just looks like static to me

>>33720574
Yes

>>33720661
>want
>forced
only on the mgt

>>33720606
yup, I am a man-slut for monster girls

>>33720464
Anon, that's happened in this very thread >>33719809

>>33720690
it's an important distinction

>>33720333
I'd imagine powerful or otherwise highly magical monsters. Dragons, high-tier undead and Dark Mages come to mind first.

Since we're already arguing and stuff
Are hologirls now safe to post now? the shitstorm is long gone and they have their own board
I'm not even into hololive , in fact I'm not even into streams in general I just think the designs of some the characters are cute.

>>33720333
Cheshire, sweet and if you drink it you'll go mad.

Tanned succs > every other mg

>>33720782
I'd rather you didn't

>>33720782
somebody posted a picture of the shark earlier and nobody got mad so I think you're fine.

>>33720333
Insect queens, hobgoblins, and horcs all get first picks on the food their underlings collect. All that extra nutrients may not make it taste sweet, but certainly a lot better than you might expect.

>>33720782
I'm not gonna reply to any of them frankly, but I don't see the issue with it.

>>33720782
No.

>>33720782
Better not. Personally I just ignore them, I don't know if these are still the same guy baiting for (You)s like before.

>>33720796
Beach Babes!

>>33720796
Tanned skin is unnatural and undignified. I want my waifu to have a healthy pale complexion.

>>33720782
No, even ignoring the obvious stigma they barely qualify as monstergirls anyway.

>>33720873
ethereal claws typed this post

>>33720873
you, sir have no taste

>>33720796
I'm going to have to disagree. While they are a solid choice, I think High Orcs are the best!

>>33720873
My perfectly tanned and undignified wife is going to egg your mansion.

If you could drink any monster girls milk without consequences, which would you and why, I would try to drink creepin coin milk cause i wonder of the taste

>>33720946
Absolutely boorish

>>33720984
My waifu's milk. I'm not interested in any other kind of milk.

>>33720984
succ

>>33720881
Oh I get it , a guy can brag about his real life wife here but post some pics of some cute 2d girl ? now that's going too far

>>33720984
>creepin coin milk
Don't add salt.

>>33721012
I don't understand this reply at all

Shortstack dwarves are the way to go.

>>33721021
>excuse me ma'am, I'm rather parched, mind if I go in for a lick?

>>33721035
Based.

>>33721035
>Laddie.

>>33721046
>>33721047
Look, there's nothing better than undoing the straps of one's breastplate and seeing what she's been smuggling underneath.

>>33721035
taking into consideration how short mge dwarves they will have absolutely arekishian proportions.

>>33721072
what is a arekishian proportions

>>33720782
Just make a monster girl vtuber thread on the vtuber board. Please keep your ecelebs out.

>>33720997
Get bent, you pale cunt. We're going to ride her obnoxiously loud motorcycle past your front gate at all hours of the night while blasting 80's hiphop out of a boombox and bragging about how good the sun feels on our bronzed skin.

>>33721086
You have much to delight in.

>>33721095
>arekishian
yes, but is artist or what?

>>33721086
just search his name on any anime booru, you will understand what I mean immediately.

>>33721122
>he doesn't know

>>33721047
That tattoo is the last thing I'm going to see while she tears my pants off, isn't it

>>33721130
>arekishian is name or what, got nothing searching on danbooru and gelbooru

>>33721176
Its Arekeshi
Arekishian is a specific tense.
Dude does oppai lolis.

>>33721176
https://img3.gelbooru.com//samples/5f/13/sample_5f13b0359c2371cb68097bb0b8d6ea56.jpg

How would a yandere bicorn work? The over reaching trait of yandere is to keep the love interest away from anyone else so how would it work for one who desires a harem?

>>33721218
>>33721223
Thanks

>>33721224
Huge control freak.

>>33721290
Cute monster, I would share some of my potato chips with her if she asked.

what would be very rare mgs for example, milf bapho, lolibaba holst, scrawny jinko?

>>33721372
A shiny variant of an already rare species.

>>33721372
uncucked bicorns

>>33721372
A non-shit lilim

>>33721387

>>33721391
That knife looks dangerous!

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that golems can be cool too!
They can get inlaid gold etchings and magical spells they can trigger!
They can also be made of alternate materials like wood, ice, and even precious metals!

anything is an onahole if ya brave enough

>>33721466
it looks completely useless, that unnecessary protrusion on the spine of her knife would probably limit penetration considerably and get stuck on clothing.
utterly impractical, she should feel ashamed of her mall ninja ways

>>33721504
Still waiting for the Flesh Golem profile.

>>33721543
those are just zombies.

>>33721543
Just go ask lich-san.
They're bulked up zombies.

>>33721526
even a hellhound if ya put your mind to it

>>33721532
Maybe the knife is just a distraction? While you're watching her knife hand, her other hand unzips your pants! A dirty but effective technique!

>>33721560
I think ghouls would get superior gains compared to zombies considering all the protien ghouls eat.

>>33720375

>>33721571
at that point you might as well just use pocket sand, it's a significantly better distraction, cheaper too.

>>33721584
ghouls naturally have more muscle mass and can build more if well fed and exercised.
Flesh golems are zombies artificially enhanced to be taller, stronger, and more dangerous.
Still weak to hugs though.

How high on the monster threat chart would I be if I stole a Lilim or Bapho's kiss virginity and didn't take responsibility?

>>33721547
>1) Do you think a Flesh Golem (Frankenstein Monster) will appear?
>They exist. They seem to have relation with alchemy and "Homunculus".
They should be distinct from regular zombies in some way. At least it seems the way they're made is different.
>>33721560
Lich-san should have at least one of these lying around.

>>33721627
I'd be more afraid of what would happen when they catch you, I suspect sealing your lips to theirs in a state of continuous kissing until you're mindbroken enough to not only take responsibility, but do so gladly

>>33721627
on that note, how to be priority number one?

>>33721643
Good thing they'll never be able to catch me!

>>33721653
make your wife a single mother.

>>33721666
>a life on the run from your estranged wife
Why? Just give up and accept happiness.

>>33721700
ain't heartless, those my kids damn it

>>33721709
I want to start a harem before I am instant loss mindbroken, and I made the poor choice of starting with the strongest harem member first.

>>33721774
i just want a cute monster girl wife.

>>33721804
same

>>33721774
I would start a harem too, but I don't know what kind of monster would pair well with my first wife.

>>33721653
>Announce that you know how to undo the changes done to monsters by the demon lord, and plan on using that knowledge to return things to how they were before [Grimdark route]
>Become a time-traveler and go back in time to try and become the demon lord's husband (monster girl time police do not fuck around) [Reality threat route]
>Collect panties from all the Lilim and use their combined lewd energy to make a doomsday weapon [Mad pervert route]

>>33721844
yes to three with a twist
may the architect guide my hand for this holy task

>>33721868
please do not make all monster girls fat

>>33721913
nah, just make a single realm, and don't worry I'll be gentle

>>33719582
どらごん

Alright anons the Demon Lord is taking a break from ruling to have a romantic vacation with her husband and she puts your waifu in charge, giving her the powers of influencing monster kind, corruption, etc. because she thinks it'd be funny what shenanigans happen while you and her both rule? Do kikimoras make their masters serve them, do ushi-onis start wearing dresses, do onis swear off alcohol?

>>33722031
all sabbath become milfs, minos are all flat now but with fatasses

>>33722031
>she puts your waifu in charge
Every human male's lower body becomes jelly

I'm about to go to sleep, if anyone has any Greenworm art suggestions/requests I'm currently open to them. I'll see if anyone wanted anything when I get up in the morning here.

>>33722031
All monsters temporarily enter broodmother mode.

>>33722125
Greenworm wrapped in a lot of blankets. Too many blankets.

What is an underrated monster girl that's not from MGE?
Myths and legends are fair game

>>33722125
Greenworm having nightmares about being a papallion

>>33722031
he complies me

>>33722155
still waiting on that fenrir. xipe totec's pretty cool too.

>>33722125
Greenworm mall cop saga:
>Greenworm putting on mall cop uniform, talking to other monster mall cops
>Greenworm asleep in the camera room, with empty food containers all over the desk
>Greenworm being startled awake by mall cop companion when they point out a thief on the cameras
>Greenworm on segway chasing mall thief

>>33721224
I don't care much for centaur-types but I do like harem-lead mamano
Ultra-possessive of both you and the harem
Very dominant, mindbreak-y to side girls
You fuck them the way she wants when she wants
Forced eye-contact during sex
Harem members aren't necessarily participating/joining voluntarily

>>33722155
>useless cannon fodder always male
>heroes of the motherland always female
im getting tired of seeing this everywhere

Nudity in front of a monster loli is an open invitation for her to walk up to you and take your dick in her mouth without warning.

>>33722125
greenworms
on
motorcycles

>>33722201
why would I do that tho?

>>33722193
Careful anon someone might get angry for tacitly shilling monsterboys

>>33722169
xipe totec?

>>33722201
what if I parry it

>>33722155
Rokurobi

>>33718099

Boat Booba...

>>33722201
I want to use a Sabbath monster as a bedtime teddy bear. They all looks so huggable.

>>33722155
Your mom(ster)

>>33722207
Because you were pantsed by her friend

>>33722211
You can't

>>33722266
shouldva worn my iron undies that day

nite will dream of wurmy

>>33720464
That hellhound looks like she's going to be more gentle than the horse

What does your wife do for you when you have a rough day? How do you cheer up your wife when she is sad?

>>33722210
what?

>>33722354
>What does your wife do for you when you have a rough day?
Basically this.
>How do you cheer up your wife when she is sad?
Hugs and gentle touching all over.

>>33722329
have good wurm dream anon