/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for my wisp wife

I am no manwhore i wont let you horny beast sully the pride of human men.

Save the elves.

baphos are cool

God, I love big mofu and cute lolis

I love High Orcs!

>>33699941
I prefer to do my part by repeatedly impregnating the most fertile of their kind.

I want to take a troll from behind and smell her hair.

>>33699941
I will.
I shall rescue and then impregnate them after intense fertility treatments.

>>33699974
>>33699989
I want to be married to a h’orc and a troll. I want them to squish me between their big sweaty smelly breasts. I want to fall asleep while they rest an arm over my face so I can smell their smelly armpits. God I need this so BAD

>>33699986
>>33699997
Or just capture the elves.

I just want an Ushi. Small, big, shiny, lilim-hybrid, whatever.

Imagine huggling a bogey, imagine how soft that would be hehehehehehhehee....

>>33699974
>that big soft oppai
>that fluff
Imagine resting your head there, feeling her run her fingers through your hair and down your back, her hot breath and lovely scent. I want to have my head there forever.

tiny cow spider

>>33700220
Maybe it's just a big hand. I'm sure MGE has a big hand spell somewhere.

It can't be overstated how beautiful this kind of loincloth is.

>>33700270
Ah, yes. The ol' butt flap and coochie curtain combo. Truly a classic.

>>33699856

>>33699989
I would unironically love it if an MGE Troll went behind me and gave me a handjob

>>33700220
troll incubi be like

whats the overlap between guys into mgs and guys into femdom?

>>33700328
the answer is obvious.
100%

>>33700306
Monster kneepits

>>33699941
But they told me that they enjoy being tied up!

>>33700328
MGE is a femdom-leaning setting, and MGQ is heavily femdom-oriented. Many monster girls can also overpower their partner thanks to their biology.
There are certainly those who like dominating monster girls, and I wouldn't be surprised if there are those who like the "Most Dangerous Game" angle.

Helping an angel loli that's in trouble with her demon bully will result in a muscled arch-angle appearing years later to repay her debt.

>>33700328
I'm not really a femdom oriented guy outside of porn, and mge has a lot of that stuff but I don't think I'd think about it that much if that was all it was.
Really, I just want to start a family with a loyal, loving, and intelligent woman.
That is what I'd say is the real fantasy for me and many of the people who frequent the thread, as it's becoming increasingly difficult to find worthwhile women that haven't lost the ability to pair bond and resist narratives.

>>33700328
I wasn't into femdom until I had the fetish random unlocked in me a few years ago.

>>33700472
Lewd the angel loli instead

>>33700503
Silly Anon.
She is the arch-angel

>>33700510
lewd the loli anon

>>33700529
Silly Bapho, that doesn't rhyme. It should be "Avoid a Folly, Lewd the Loli"

I love chocolate flavored monstergirls!

>>33700067
Ushi ushi ushi chimera take it or leave it

>>33700568
Chocolate lolis are a yes.

>>33700574
I'm confused. Are you saying she's a Super Saiyan III Ushi?

>>33700542
loli isn't pronounced "lolly"

>>33700589
It's an Ushi with mpd.

>>33700591
correct, it sounds more like "rori" than anything else, so both of you are wrong and deserve a raping

>>33699856

>>33700583
Monsterized pic related would be the ultimate sexual predator. No hope for onii-chan.

>>33700629
So basically Momonika

>>33700629
Kuro is for breeding.
My Cute homunculus wife.

Why do vanilla werewolves get so little love?

>>33700629
I want an extremely lewd chocolate loli anubis to tease me with her paws!

>>33700667
You ought to know the answer

>>33700648
Common sense would say she would also be a Bapho, but in my opinion Nurarihyon works better as she also wants to smooch girls and she's always hanging out with her friends.

>>33700667
Same reason vanilla Werecats get little love, they're overshadowed by their gimmicky cousins.

>>33700667
I'll say it, that werewolf pirate greentext got me horny

>>33700568
>tfw no chocolate CC office lady gf to make dinners for and massage her back every night after work

>>33700667
Strong competition, although I enjoy those cute pack dogs.

>>33700583
You know how the ancient saying goes.
>little brown girls are the best

>>33700675
i want an extremely proud Anubis loli wife that only does anal because my unwashed peasant dick is unworthy!!

>>33700703
DESIRE TO BREED CHOCOLATE FALVORED MONSTER GIRLS IS RISING, DICK IS LENGTHENING, BALLS ARE GETTING PRIMED, I NEED SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY LIFE!!!!

>>33700730
An odd saying for sure, but I'm sure Pharoh-chan knows a lot of lost wisdom!

>>33700740
Don’t we all brother. I would love nothing more than putting triplets into some smug brown elf manager.

>>33700730
I want my cute rata wife, then a chocolate loli anubis, then... maybe a tanned loli cheshire to round it out.

>>33699941
They won't rape themselves.

>>33699856

>>33700503
>Realize most baphomets are old enough to be your grandmother
>Find one and call her baaaaaaaaa-chan with a goat like bleat
>???????
>You are now an sabbath onii-chan

>>33700834
You really shouldn't risk offending a bapho at speaking distances, many goats spit just as much power as llamas, chances are, you are going to end up covered in her saliva

>>33700882
as if that isn't just part of the plan.

>>33699856
I bet Wurm-chan could actually pull off all those "draw the rest of the fucking ____" prompts. Seems to be exactly how a Wurm would best be able to learn something.

>>33700882
I'd be more concerned about the signature headbutt

>>33700667
Same as with how werecat used to be, wackier subtype that steals their niche by being more extreme.
I'm sure that if a werewolf was included in the game like werecat, the unique flavor of werewolves would be much easier for the community at large to understand.

>>33700977
I don't need to worry cause they ain't a thing inside of my head and it is like a piece of depleted uranium

Remember that mercenary wafius are top tier.
They have cash, are primely aged, fit, and willing to settle down to a peaceful life.

>>33700960
>a Demon once condescendingly told Lawyer-Wurm that being a defense attorney is easy, you just call up witnesses and find out the truth
>she does so and becomes successful through Phoenix Wright level shenanigans

>>33700696
who, ocelomeh?

>>33701117
must be the nekomata

what mgs be luddites?

>>33701162
Kakuens

>>33701162
It's not the species, its the age. Millennium old hags will always scoff at us young people and our technology. Expect them to drink ancient vintage wines, exhale loudly, and talk about how a certain piece of media from centuries ago was REAL entertainment.

>>33701242
>vampire who talks about how as she had to walk 100 miles uphill in the snow to get to school as a young girl

>>33701162
siths, because they are literally animals.
probably most farm animal mgs too, since they need pretty archaic modes of production and very rudimentary mechanization to be "themselves". joining marune sabbath might also be a good idea if all you want is the communal experience

I'm gonna rewatch DBZ with my salamander daughter and there's not a damn thing my wife can do about it

>>33701208
Do NOT believe a Kakuen that smacks away your phone/assuredly nonfunctional NukiTech RapeGuard+ Distress Whistle because "technology bad", she's just up to not good!

>>33700667
Most of the early monsters get little love, combo of kinda meh art in the early days, and all being very plain jane compared to more focused, gimmick based later entries. By this point any specific type of girl you're into probably has a later entry custom tailored for that

>>33701034
How does the demon react to her success?

>>33700817
Shinano is one of the few KANSEN nearly as tall as (You), only mama FdG really stands above
She makes me feel funny tingly things in my everywhere

>>33701117
Cheshire and jinko definitely get more love

>>33701369
Do monsters tend to carry a distress whistle?

>>33700753
Blushing loli anubi
Smug loli pharaohs
Perky loli salamanders
Thirsty loli jabberwocks
Easily defeated loli amazons

All for vaginal and anal sex, deep kissing, groping thick loli thighs and asses, suspended congress, fucking from behind, gently cuddling on a soft bed

>>33701437
Cute bra, wonder why you would pick a bra with that little skull pattern on it and decide to not show it off. It's better this way.

>>33701454
this is were the fun begins

>>33701492
She's a chuuni.
It doesn't matter if she's showing it, just that she has it.

>>33700700
Anybody have it?

>>33701421
she was frustrated at first, and later went comatose from confused anger when Lawyer-Wurm cross-examined a parrot in court and still won the case.

>>33701454
My wife Titania does, not because she's afraid of getting kidnapped or hurt, but because she's afraid of getting lost and unironically will start to bawl her eyes out of it happens. Yes, it's happened before. She also saw PSAs on the Fae Network that distress signals are cool and all the cool fairies have them, so she always has her pink alarm with her. I would assume that most fairies are the same way.

>>33700667
the infection factors pretty neat. A colony of werewolves could pop up anywhere.

.....Is it wrong to summon ancient spirits to get a wife?

how do i get a monster girl wife?

>>33701242
>sip
>Thespis
>now THAT was an actor

>>33701437
what is with holsts buying clothes that are always one size too small? do they do it on purpose?

>>33701531
>Deep wood wolfus that know druidic magics
I am interested.

>>33701523
if he's referring to the one that I think he is, I don't, which is odd considering I'm the one that made it and I usually am selfish enough to save all the ones that got a few (you)s on them, if I remember correctly it went like
>portals open get sold off by trafficker to werewolf pirates
>not bad because cap'n says pregnant pirate = bad
>used to work at pet store so I can care for the pirate girls well
>full moon orgy after a month or so with a bunch of depraved wolfgirls on a beach

>>33701570
She played too much Heroes III and is claiming she's of gorgon stock.

>>33701473
It must be hard to get out of bed covered in so much chocolate!

>>33701437
Chuuni holsts should be bullied.

>>33701635
S-should you point out that her top has popped?

>>33701645
She knows, she's just trying to act cool.

>>33701645
A holstaurs buttons have a short life.

>>33701635
Chuuni's are NOT for bullying, the right thing to do is always play along with their fantasies, constantly tell them how cool they look, and eat them out

>>33701645
>points out her top has popped
>literally
>finger is now between her cleavage
I wonder how she's going to react when she pulls away and I start to lick the boob sweat off my finger

>>33701665
this is by design

>>33701656
>H-hey Anon, I'm just...uh...Trying out a new look! Its a like, er, a super hero costume.

>>33701665
Terribly short.
Some would think its almost on purpose.

>>33701673
She's going to back away slowly

>>33700483
What unlocked it?

>>33701619
A harem of all of them at once, you say?

>>33699856

>>33699856
Is MGQ still alive

Always wanted to enjoy the fun of birdwatching but don't know if you have the skills to do it? Consider Greenworms! While birdwatching has been commonly associated with a negative connotation due to the increasing amount of Harpy creepshots showing up online, the traditional spirit of looking at real birds is alive and well in many communities! The demon realm is home to many species of unique birds that you've never seen before, and you're bound to have lots of fun observing them with the deft assistance of your Greenworm.

It's clear to see why Greenworms would be great birdwatchers. First off, they are natural forest dwellers, with very few of them growing up in cities, which makes them well in tune with native wildlife. Just show your Greenworm a picture of a local bird species and she can tell you if she's seen it or not! Second, their climbing ability lets them scope out trees, and because they're natural inhabitants of the forest that are generally harmless, most birds will not even flinch with them climbing up. This way, even a novice like yourself can easily find and photograph a little avian friend. On the topic of photography, Greenworms are also capable of managing most simple camera functions with their nubs, so they can get super up close pictures of birds that you normally would never ever obtain yourself!

Some people from the local Wildlife Club were putting together a collage of various birdwatching pictures at the end of the month, and my Greenworm and I thought it would be a great idea to contribute with our own photographs! The two of us set out for the local woods, which is actually where my cute Greenworm lived before she met me. There were a few species of bird that we had set out to find and photograph, which were relatively rare for the area. Knowing my Greenworm's strengths, we knew this would be a peace of cake to have the coolest and most unique pictures on the project! My Greenworm had seen one of these species around a certain area, and was able to climb up into one of the taller trees and snap and picture of one easily! We got many pictures of that bird, so many great ones that the Wildlife Club was bound to be ecstatic!

After snapping some pictures and leisurely looking at other birds, we decided to just take a casual stroll through my Greenworm's old turf. She pointed out a stump she used to hang out at, places she used to find food, and even demonstrated how she used to sleep when she was all alone. She seemed so happy to revel in the nostalgia of her old lifestyle. I mentioned to her that she must really have loved living out here, seeing as it makes her so happy. She looked me directly in the eyes, the light filtering through the trees illuminating her face as she started to smile. She told me that nothing she's experienced out here compares to living in the city with me, she wouldn't trade anything in the world for the life she has now being able to spend every day with me. I picked her up and put her on my back, telling her that I'm glad to have met her too, and that I'd be happy to spend the rest of my life with her by my side. She looked a bit embarrassed but incredibly happy that I said that to her. We eventually went home and submitted our pictures, which the Wildlife Club accepted but were skeptical about how we managed to get such perfect pictures of such a rare species, one that even experienced watchers have trouble with. I smiled, and what I said was obvious, it was all thanks to my cute and beloved Greenworm!

I'm sure that you too will love to experience many things with your Greenworm, and she too will treasure your time together! The two of you will be closer than two peas in a pod before you know it!

>>33702140
I don't think they announced anything after paradox 2 happened, but it was only like 4 years ago so not super dead yet.

I think using red tea is having the opposite effect

>>33700667
>harem by default
I sleep

>>33702207
Worm knights are way too easy to disarm, just give them enough food that they have to hold it with both of their hands.

Your package, sir.

Confusing and distressing monster girls by showing them how humanity romanticizes war and death!

I wanna adventure into a wurm tunnel.
I hear they leave gems and glowing stones sticking out of the sides of the tunnels to let it look nicely.

>>33702586
>enter the worm tunnel in search of adventure
>it's too dark to see after only a few feet
>trip and scrape your leg in the dark
>feel a distant rumbling as something approaches

>>33702720
>Not going in with a torch.
Adventure mistake 101 right there.

>>33702758
It's okay. My wife says I won't make the same mistake again.

>>33702720
we need more subterranean monsters

>>33702869
No. That's too dangerous. Remember that time that dwarves taught wurms how to sap? They carved out a whole chasm under a city and dropped the whole thing into it. It was impressive, especially considering no one was seriously injured, but we can't have them doing that all the time!

>>33702971
they dont have to make tunnels, or large ones, just live in them

>>33702544
>tfw your childhood Ushi friend decided to surprise you at your new place after moving away for college
>"looks like we're all alone now anon"

>>33702544
I don't remember ordering anything, this must be someone else's package.

>>33701748
I'd prefer not to say

>>33703587
It's ok, I know that you just leveled up enough and didn't watch any helpful youtube guides so you just threw them into a random skill progression tree happens to lots of people anon, it's ok!

>>33703622
I dont know what any of that means it was just a scene from an anime that gave me a why boner.

....I would unironically buy 'slaves' from the slave markets.

Hell, I bet dragons set them selves up to be sold there so they know they're getting someone rich enough/strong enough to afford them.

>>33698049
>Hand it over. That thing, your dark elf soles.

>>33699856

>>33703701
>just watched a succubus take the chocolate you gave her as a gift and rub it furiously between her fingers for a minute straight
>does that
>spaghetti succ's power knows no bounds

>>33703720
>Succ absolutely bumblefucks are way through her seduction
>You get hard anyway because mamono obama
Fucking cheaters.

>>33703693
>Dragon takes the stage
>Announcer starts listing off her pedigree and skills
>None of the men are bidding
>Dragon starts sweating
>One man bids a single copper piece
>She shouts how much of an insult this is
>No one else outbids him
>She gets sold
>Dragon is distraught that she was only worth a copper piece
>Cries the moment she's off stage
>All the men start clapping the bid winner on the back
>"You got this bro. We know you always wanted a Dragon waifu but could never afford one. Go get her."

>>33703747
Does it matter? I don't think I could turn down any earnest attempt to seduce me to be honest, no matter how goofy or dorky.

>>33703760
>All the men in the slavers look like they're these horrible, degenerate men.
>They're all clapping this innocent, poor guy on the back and wishing him well.
>Half of them are buying slaves for legitimate housework and setting them up with relatives while the others think they're stopping them from being sold into a worse life.
>The reason why 'cute young girls' go for so much is because they don't want to risk them being sold to someone who would do legitimate ill will to them.

>>33700328
I just want a woman I know for certain is loving and loyal. That's all.

>>33703693
>>33703760
Dragons are for the Niebelfader's story route.

>>33703792
The real secret is the mana had nothing to do with it.

>>33703810
Fuckin same bro

>>33703806
Reminds me of that really old comic with the absolutely ugly bastard-est guy that buys the elf kid and then proceeds to raise her lovingly.

>>33703842
Pretty much.
Its what I'm aiming for.

>When they all get nervous about some new, absolute brute of a guy coming in and dropping serious cash on a little familiar.
>Jokes about how he 'always wanted a little bed warmer ah could get a hard grip on.'
>When their spies follow him that night to plan for what to do they find him....literally just using her like a teddybear.

>>33703867
Me with a normal sized bogey.

>>33703905
The body pillow that hugs back.

>>33703905
familiars and bogeys give me a lot of the same vibes except that the familiar is a little more sinister.

>>33703814
you need to leave

There once were brother and sister twins that were inseperable, their familial bond thought to be unbreakable. As most nobles of Lescatie, they seeked to become Men-at-Arms, becoming household knights to their parents. With most families, naming two to be the heir to their feif would be foolish but no one questioned the decision to make these twins the two heirs. Trajedy struck when both knights were sent to aid another feif near the Massif d'Orquemont. When the raiding force was pushed back, a head count revealed that the sister survived but her brother was missing.

Without even returning to her parent's feif, the sister took the Questing Vow, laying aside her lance in favor of a Greatsword. In her quest, the ladies visions sent her to face the past mistake of losing her brother. Following the signs for two decades, she found him in the grip of a Wurm, forced to sire twins with the monster. Challenging the Wurm who had taken her true form, she evaded its clumsy initial attacks and then cleaved it in two with her greatsword.

The brother had been bewitched by the Wurm. He protested when his sister smote the Wurm and fought his sister alongside the Wurm's daughters. The infant monsters were easily slain and the brother had to be knocked unconscious with the pommel of her sword and brought home bound. On the way home, the sister met The Green Knight and earned the right to sip from the grail.

When the brother and sister finally returned home, there was much celebrating at the return of the heirs and a great feast was held. While the brother was listless, it was believed that he was recovering from being bewitched and that once he does, he would take on The Quest just like his sister. It was not to be, he was more broken than originally thought and was found hanged in his room on the very next day.

Finding that she had failed, the sister travelled to a tiny isolated Grail Chapel on the slopes of the Malmont, a great peak that overlooks the entire Masif d'Orquemont, giving up all land and titles to instead prevent any other monsters from descending the slopes of the mountain. That is how The Hermit Knight was born.

________

Some times there would be situations or instances of no happy endings at all.

>>33703973
Yes, I need to leave. Leave a shitgon or a few heartbroken and miserable.

>>33703979
Fuck off, retard

>>33703924
Pretty much. Would hug her all night long non lewdly. Maybe let out a few tears.

>>33703995
>And that, my friends, is how Anon got snugged

Koyoi turning fox druing her sex scene was nice

>>33704065
Doesn't the commander of her team end up with his ressurected wife?

>>33701596
Sounds cool anyway anon

Life from stone

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for the nightmare knights.
They're magic casting, heavy cavalry and wear face hiding masks so you can't see them blushing.

Pizzabus's tummy makes me feel a certain kinda way...

>>33704189
>Cold, professional, relentless milking
Man I'm mad golem only got an art update after so long and so isn't that popular because that's kino

>>33704209
>see red glowing under the facemask
>scared, think it's demon eyes
>nightmare is thinking that you're even more cute in person than in the dreams
>while you run away scared she's thinking about how your dimples are too dreamy

>>33704222
she's a hard sell after automaton

>>33704229
Yup.
You're going to be having another dream that knight about the buff, busty lady knight that is trying to woo you and has a cool demeanor and look.

They make excellent 'targeted shock assault' cav.

>>33704222
>>33704238
Plus-side, golems can be made of gems, metals, and other substances.
Hell, a mud golem would basically be a kuudere dorome

>>33704189
If I were into a caster species I would definitely go for caster & golem bigamy.

>>33704213
Why is Pizzabus sad?

>>33704286
Forgot the soda.

>>33704213
>those legs
>those hips
>that belly
>that everything
>even brought pizza
This is what peak performance looks like.

>>33704290
I'll forgive her if she gives me a hug.

>>33704302
She will.
It also works out as it means you don't technically need to tip her....although it does now mean you're GF and BF

>>33704314
I get a pizza AND a girlfriend? What a deal! This is way better than a soda!

>>33704331
It's ok. You'll never forget the taste of Kiki-Cola. You'll be back.

>>33704255
>Keep having re-occuring dreams of a lady knight trying to chivalrously court you, go on adventures, and generally bond with you.
>Acts like a calm, cool beauty in each dream and has a massive bust to boot, along with wide hips and a derrière that won't quit.
>Meanwhile the nightmare is talking to her fellow cavalry about the scenarios she's been doing and how dreamy you are.

>>33704314
>tip her
I'm going to end my transaction with the pizzabus by saying that I almost forgot to give her a tip, waiting a second for her to get her hopes up, and then having my tip be that the outfits the Jinkos wear at my usual delivery place have much cuter outfits and that she should take inspiration from them!

>>33704344
>Not Dr. Alraune

>>33704349
Now that's just rude.
She can't just change her company uniform.

>>33704344
I'm more of a Capri-Succ fan anyways.

I want more stories like jitsu wa or that one Beast short whith the demon
Just men discovering nice women are monsters and hooking up

What monster would you enjoy spoiling the most? What monster do you want to get spoiled by the most?

>>33704389
Alice
Also Alice

>>33704389
Easy
>Spoil High Orc wife and daughter
>Spoiled by High Orc wife and daughter

>>33704389
>What monster would you enjoy spoiling the most?
Any savage/tribal monster, ogre, amazoness, etc. by making food for them

>>33704389
familiar, familiar

>>33703979
I enjoyed this but where is it going?

>>33704389
Small flat vampire, big milky vampire.

>>33703979
Take your grimdark shit and fuck off back to /tg/.

>>33704445
Would undead milk be cold or warm?

>>33704389
I want to feed a little Greenworm until she says the cursed phrase "I'm full". Alternatively, I want a Papillon to take care of me.

>>33704470
Cold

>>33704389
>Rata wife
>Rata wife
I think you're forgetting that a good relationship is one where both sides give and take equally.

>>33704439
The bereaved hire a lich and every one lives happily ever after.
>undead girls btfoing grimfags circa 1E 0001

>>33704439
In a world without shitposting autists. undead waifu simulator. In this world of shitposters? he's being edgy.

>>33704389
undead dragons

La zorra estupida

https://youtu.be/RB2mj3mzUY8

Almost fish season

Paradise is being covered in your waifu's juices in her cushy, warm oral cavity all day everyday

>>33704634
>ruins your teamcomp by being worthless
>too cute to care, watching the mofu sway
heh nothin personnel kid

>>33699856
i just want a gf

>>33704741
Same, but only a monstergf.

you have two monsters running for president of the demon realm.
The wonderful democratic socialism advocating fox girl that guarantees basic human rights for everyone and makes sure monsters don't attack you in case you're searching for the right kind of girl because she understands that some men are just not into ferocious monsters
OR
The scandalous manipulative authoritarian hellhound that plans to take over free cities near by and expand her monster-supremacist regime where men are put in "reeducation" camps so they become "better" husbands, censor anything that looks like humans are accomplishing anything on their own, and monitor your actions through magic
The choice is yours in the powerful latest installment of the popular city-building sim, Demon Realms VIII, by Gremlin Co.!

>>33704649
Very nice

Wurm is the type of monster that freaks out when Bowser says the n-word in Mario Kart 8

>>33704824
how nuanced.

Zzzap

>>33704824
I pick the democratic socialist, because it's a weak political ideology that will never get anything done, and the MGworld doesn't have the same groups there to take advantage of mass corporate capitalism making life hell, so the power of the state will erode under democratic socialism, and in the absence of corporation the vacuum will be filled by the private sector, allowing me the most opportunity to organise idyllic communities with my waifu and be left alone to our devices.

>>33704988
Based

>>33705017
We'll eventually secede and become a city state with some surrounding villages and lands, under an absolute monarchy and no one can really stop us because the authoritarian hellhound skipped country to start a revolution elsewhere and the state's tied down in ineptitude and being eaten from without and within by other interest groups

>>33699941
Rape the elves.

>>33705074
Be sure to make your monarchy absolutely comfy, Anon.

>>33705074
i join with my waifu, run a hostel far from everyone else though

>>33702207
Using actual torches in your cardboard castle is a fire hazard.

>>33705110
The wife and I have beers in the local pub, and the flag was designed by competition with some select elders presiding as judges with the wife and I as the final say, of course. The old timers had some really good contributions, really captured the historic essence of the land and her people.

>>33705128
If you can prove you're not a shitter, I bequeath unto you the lands surrounding the old inn by the outskirts that sits by one of the main roads, for you and yours in private ownership so long as you maintain the spirit of the place and don't let the area fall into disrepair. The crown shall be responsible for keeping the main road clear of brigands, but you're more or less responsible for keeping the lands free of disruptive wild beasts.

>>33704065
whats this, is it new?

>>33705189
Not new
every fallen maiden got side art in fallenbrides, and only a few of them are SFW

>Get up boya, we're going to the gym
>You gotta get big and strong too carrypound me, You know that's my fetish

>>33700346
that's gotta be the tackiest looking AR i've ever seen

>>33704189
I prefer lava golems.

>>33705255
Patrician taste.

>>33705180
I literally just want to hunt things, and harvest everything off the bodies, meat, fats, bone, fur/skins, and just farm wheat and potatoes for breads; a greenhouse for specialty herbs for my waifu's alchemy. Since I'd be producing way more food than I could eat, I'd giveaway a lot of food and drink.

>>33705276
Imagine plunging into their gently glowing, fiercly hot, melty and sticky, high-pressure depths.

>>33705203
I will procede to read about this dark inari

>>33705334
Why would you run a hostel then?

>>33705370
>I will proceed to pleasure myself with this mofu

>>33705396
Its not a hotel, its really just temporary lodging for travelers and got to get rid of food somehow, maybe help more "wild" monsters find husbands or something

ishyoddt

>>33705503
Ohh, maybe I don't really know what a hostel is, or it's some kind of cultural difference, I understand hostels to be even smaller versions of motels, but still larger and more deliberate a facility than something like a bed and breakfast, which is as the name implies, is just a bed and breakfast and then you're on your way. Is that what you're more thinking of?

>>33699941
I'll save them... for later.

Would you let a Weresheep put you to sleep with her tender lullabies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NssVxzzqFM4

>>33705588
Only if I can hold her cuddly soft body while I drift off.

>>33704824
I trust the fox, surely a politician would never lie to win the elections.

What fate do you prefer?
To be hunted by exotic Monster Girl Assassins from all parts of the world.
Or to be pursued by strong Monster Girl Warriors, looking to challenge you to a duel.

>>33705626
The assassins are fine, I can get a dog and some curtains.

>>33705626
Probably the first since I can't fight for shit so even though I like the fighter types, it wouldn't really work out.
That and I have a fetishes' for assassin girls.

Sun-touched and slightly eccentric tanned gyaru dwarf rangers.

>>33705626
I'm in such a shit physical shape so I must question the mental state of such warriors and decline that option.

They are both good.
>Going to bed, and when you pull away the covers to get in there's a kunoichi waiting in there to ambush you
>Or to have a minotaur knock on your door and say if you can't best her your pelvis is dust

>>33705626
The dragon who just happened to snatch me while flying overhead, mistaking me for something valuable.

>>33705666
Maybe they want to help train you.

>>33705626
>hunted by exotic Monster Girl Assassins from all parts of the world.
What happens if they all come at the same time? Do they fight each other to see who gets to assassinate me?
>pursued by strong Monster Girl Warriors, looking to challenge you to a duel
Same question as before, but I don't think they'll be very satisfied fighting me. Because I'd just use magic.

>>33705685
What's the dragon shout for husband again? Man, precious something?

>>33705694
How's it going, Magusanon?

>>33705548
hostels are basically just a bigger bed and breakfast, but its a dorm rather separate rooms; a bed and breakfast is more "vacation-y" than a hostel.

>>33705712
Who?

>>33705706
Man, precious, gem

>>33705706
>>33705724
Man, precious, mine.

>>33705706
>see dragon flying through the air
>use the dragon shout for 'cum' at her
>she orgasms mid-air and crash lands
Should I be running?

>>33705626
Hunted, I'm not a very good fighter

If I go out to a public park and start a barbecue, which mamono is first to arrive, and who should I be most worried about?
I feel like it's Hellhound for both questions, but I don't know sometimes.

>>33705742
Jack be nimble, Jack be swift
Jack find face full of dragon tit

>>33705694
Both cases would end up with them fighting each other first. A good time to either watch or slip away while they're distracted.

>>33705755
depends, it could be hellhouds or any type of canine, maybe jinkos or yetis

>>33705742
Nah, you got about a minute before she recovers from the surprise orgasm. Take advantage of this time and start riding her, if you know what I mean.

>>33705808
>successfully run away while they're fighting
>relax safe at home
>then a monster kicks down your door
>her clothes are ripped to hell, she's looks completely disheveled, and she's practically out of breath
>"...I...WON!"
>then she tackles you

>>33705859
Reward her with victory sex?

>>33705694
>Assassins
You ever seen Spy vs Spy? Probably a lot like that
>Warriors
Last monster standing gets the husband

>>33705706

How is taxation in MGE? Does it exist? What would the taxes be used for?

>>33705919
Nice desu.

>>33705919
Unbelievably based

>>33705926
mana i guess

>>33705926
You're only taxed if you don't make babies.

>>33705926
Taxation is theft.

>>33705995
Taxation is protection money, why else would a king care about helping you protect your lands? What's in it for him?

Given that monster girls are all about sex and settling down with a man how do you think the porn industry would change? More production or less? More /d/ or vanilla?

>>33706162
Maybe something like Interspecies Reviewers, presenting to you various flavors before you go for the one you like the most? Assuming any of all the flavors are potentially obtainable for the viewer as is.

>>33706162
I think it'd almost entirely be amateur uploads between lovers.
You might watch it to see something new to try out.

>>33706162
>>33706207
Monster don't do casual sex. Having sex with a monster in almost all cases besides maybe some really picky breeds like Bahomets or extreme incompatibility doesn't really happen. Most porn would be amateur porn between husband and wives an nothing like the current professional porn industry.

>>33706162
The porn industry would doubtless shrink as the market for porn also shrinks. I think it would break apart into basically amateurs fulfilling specific niches, mostly exhibitionists specialising in kinks for couples.

>>33706162
Lots of home-made stuff from couples that get off to showing off. Also state produced propaganda porn (female masturbating/stripping) to entice single men, every clip would end with information that there's 245123 monsters of species from the video looking for a partner, sign up to the official matchmaking service today!

>>33699941
Shave the elves.

>>33706322
enclave the elves

>>33706316
>I think it would break apart into basically amateurs fulfilling specific niches, mostly exhibitionists specialising in kinks for couples.

>Holding Werewolf's hand for 20 minutes, no ads, slight background noise

>>33706345
>HELLHOUND PETTING SESSION (HARDCORE) (SUBMISSIVE FEMALE)

>>33706345
>>33706382
>Specialized mofu grooming channels

>>33706400
MILKED
>videos of the smallest anons getting their pelvises broken by their big wives
Mofuhub
>all petting and grooming videos

>>33706456
BAPHED
>unwilling participants being force-fed the cunnypil.

>>33705926
Yes yes we know about Druella’s mass corruption orgies, but what of her tax policy?

>>33706535
Lolidom is the most demeaning powerplay of all... except for Alpdom, I guess

>>33706162
It would take less than a week for there to be videos of guys fucking transformed dragons.

>>33706578
>not wanting to get ridden into the ground by a loli amazoness

>>33706578
ALPED
>site viewed almost excluviely by Alps, and it's mostly videos of males cuddling Alps

>>33706162
I for one would star in a heavily sexual lifestyle vlog with my Dark Elf mistress

>>33706640
No one would care.

>>33706662
Anon you're being a negative nancy.

>XED
I hope you realize that there's little to no reason to consume porn as a monstergirl, given your overwhelming need to take a man and the utter lack of societal repercussions to doing so by force or guile.

>>33706673
Seriously though, no one would care. No one wants to sit through 20 minutes of rambling about two people they have no interest in and no reason to have interest in, you're far better off just quickly getting to educational bondage videos.

>>33706559
does druella even have a tax policy to begin with?
she leads a roving army that pretty much feeds itself and is in a constant state of war with literally every dick bearing civilization. it really doesn't seem like she gives a fuck about the type of mode of production you want to autistically reproduce after she literally fucks post scarcity into your former nation/tribe.

>>33706677
Well I for one would like a monster girl that watches porn.

>>33706686
I imagine if her army really is so "roaming" they have a mongolesque economy

>>33706692
For what purpose? She's not sexually attracted to any other men once she has you, and if she's still single then every moment wasted on porn is a moment not spent on finding and claiming her mate, which is her highest priority

>>33706685
Zoomer culture is predicated upon living vicariously through other people.

>>33706789
I know, that's why over half our current "entertainment" would be made redundant.

>>33706807
Curious. To what extent does the entertainment industry change?
I imagine there's a big resurgence in more contact sports and martial arts and the like.
The golden age of boxing returns and it's even better because monstergirls.

>>33706714
>For what purpose?
Don't know. But it makes my dick hard so I'm not gonna question it.
Might be a voyeurism thing.

>>33706870
Escapism dies outright. The entertainment industry turns into something out of the enlightenment era where it seeks to expose and expand upon the raw beauty of nature and ideals that is now all around us. Traditionalist elements return like a sledge hammer as our tortured psyche no longer feels the need to deconstruct everything around us. I actually expect sports to die out, and only be relevant as in person games, and no longer a vicarious staple of entertainment, all means of celebrity worship die as the notion for class reverence finds its roots in tangible things, like Lilims, Angels, Gods, Pharaohs, Wights etc.

As the focus now returns to beauty, immense musical feats revive, and movies and plays now begin to focus on man and monster dealing with the sublime together.

Basically, I expect all time waster shit to die, and the industry becomes less geared around money and more geared around substance.

>>33706714
Sir are you aware that watching porn in real life also wastes time that could be spent doing actual productive things
Your logic is lacking

>>33707028
>I actually expect sports to die out
im pretty sure people will still watch some kind of sport, just not modern sports, you cant really snuff out a competitive elements in people and itll probably revert to something like duels, or more olympic stuff, like how far can i throw this disc or look at these flips, or trophy hunting

>>33707182
Yes, I am aware. So? How does that make my logic lacking?

>>33707194
>you cant really snuff out a competitive elements in people and itll probably revert to something like duels, or more olympic stuff, like how far can i throw this disc or look at these flips, or trophy hunting
That's different, that's participation. Sports will never die. I do, however, think that the concept of watching people completely unrelated to you perform athletic feats would.


On another note, I wonder if raw sex will really be that prevalent in art and entertainment. I'd rather think, that monster art would rather revolve around concepts like love, inception and motherhood. Sex obviously plays a role in all three, but I really wonder if they'd obsessively fixate on the action of sex, over higher ideals like the ones I mentioned. I expect everything to be drenched in sexual undertones of course, but I also think you might frequently see sex explored euphemistically, to artistically approach higher concepts.

>>33707236
>Yes, I am aware. So? How does that make my logic lacking?
Because you assume that someone is always going to do the best and most rational things at all times, when that's not how people operate.

>>33707256
People will always do the most rewarding things at all times, regardless of how rational, and as porn can never compare to the kinds of relationships monsters can have with men, and they can just rape any man they want to start said relationship with, then there really is no reason for them to watch porn.

Porn exists to circumvent the rigours of dating, for the most part. Monstergirls experience no rigours. There's only what they're able to take.

>>33707236
>concept of watching people completely unrelated to you perform athletic feats would
im pretty sure youre just being naive or legitimately autistic, no offense; id watch a competition between shogs and kikis

>>33707290
>People will always do the most rewarding things at all times
Are you fucking kidding me here dude

KC talks a lot about art and casual entertainment in MGE in the Court Alf world guide. The art is very beautiful and focused on all kinds of things, and casual entertainment still exists, but more as participating in and watching amateaur performances and art. Some porn equivalents exist too, basically as creating scenarios for man and wife to view or even inhabit.

>>33707290
I think you might be a robot trying to pose as a human.

>>33707296
That's a good point, actually. I'd much rather play football than watch some dudes I didn't give a shit about play it, but there's nothing I can do to participate in areal dragon dogfighting.

I'd probably watch that. Is sports you can never realistically participate in really sports though? To the average joe, are circus acts of acrobatics sports or entertainment?

>>33707309
Rewarding is subjective, so it's really a bit of a nothing statement but it's still true.

>>33707364
Considering that I spent all day getting red-faced at various types of cretin online instead of working on my art, that's not true.

>>33707333
>never realistically participate in really sports though
thats like saying running isnt a sport because cripples cant do it, just because some people are physically incapable of doing doesnt invalidate it being a sport, all a sport has to be is you showing off your skill
>sports or entertainment
can't it be both, sport for participants, entertainment for the masses

>>33707479
You have some mental blocks or conditioning that makes you see art as more stressful/hard/risky/tedious. Getting red-faced at cretins on line is easy and you're guaranteed to be able to to get redfaced at cretins. To your brain one has a 80% chance of fulfilling your goals (art) one has a 100% chance of fulfilling your goals (shiposting). Ergo your brain will nudge you to do the thing it knows for certain it can achieve.

Art may be better for you in the long run (I know, I'm in a similar situation) but your brain does consider shitposting more rewarding, and that's why you're here, and not working on your art.

>>33707487
>can't it be both, sport for participants, entertainment for the masses
Sure, but if it's entertainment for the masses that implies they can't participate. Because I really don't envisage a world with monster girls to be one where you'd vicariously waste your life observing the lives of others rather than go out and live your life. You'd play sports, not watch sports. The only sport you'd watch would be sport you couldn't play, and you'd do so for its entertainment value at that, outside of the athletic merits of competition. I don't think cripples are going to watch people run, generally speaking.

As I said, who would watch some one play football when they could just play football? The only football you'd watch is something you couldn't participate in yourself, because seeing a wurm bulldoze a baphomet is funny.

>Approach sleeping centaur from behind
>Gently lift her tail up as to not wake her
>Softly plant face to horse pussy
>Take a big whiff of her equine ass
>Proceed to eat her out vigorously and passionately like this will be your first and last time ever doing so
>Hold onto her for dear life when she wakes up and instinctively attempts to kick you off
>Accept your fate when she finally does manage to subdue you

More monsters with more arms, damn it!

<3

>>33707704
Do you think a kiki would appreciate her master cooking for her from time to time?

>>33707633
Wouldn't a centaur's kick potentially kill or gravely injure you?

Do you purely want the MGE setting or are you okay with a more traditional set up without the entirety of monsterkind being Asari from mass effect? Would you be okay with being unable to reproduce with your monster waifu or otherwise produce halfbreeds? What's the bare minimum you'd accept if you were isekaied?

>>33707730
Absolutely worth it

>>33707296
>id watch a competition between shogs and kikis
[Iron Meido intensifies]

>>33707731
Being able to breed is very important

>>33707731
>What's the bare minimum you'd accept if you were isekaied?
Pure-hearted women who would unconditionally love me for who I am is all I need, MGE just happens to deliver exactly that.

I want to suffocate underneath a Kiki's ass

>>33707731
>Do you purely want the MGE setting
No.
>Would you be okay with being unable to reproduce with your monster waifu
No.
>What's the bare minimum you'd accept if you were isekaied?
The whole concept of the transfer of SE into MM and vise versa. Also, what >>33707768 said. The idea of that kind of reciprocity and devotion is the bare minimum, ontop of genre things like, fantasy setting, no monsterboys, etc.

I don't need any of the other trappings of MGE, just that core mechanic.

>>33707618
>you'd vicariously waste your life
youre being autistic, i dont think cleaning videos are ever going to disappear; some people didnt put the time or have the skill to perform certain things, people are not equal, but they would watch to appreciate the skill thats involved with the spot.

>>33707702
god, imagine the hugs
>Two arms wrapped around you, handholding with fingers locked, while one hand pets your head and another caresses your cheek

>>33707902
Cleaning videos? What the fuck are cleaning videos? Is it literally as it sounds? Then those are educational, no? I don't see educational mediums going anywhere.

But if it's something absurd like watching a video of some one cleaning their room, that's... clearly some kind of sickness of modernity. Wash you're penis.
>Some people don't have the time or skill to play sports
Sports is relative, if no one has skill then you're all equally skilled and playing sports together is fun. Sure you'd go to MGE version of Olympics and watch people who dedicated to their lives to a certain activity excelling, but I don't think that translates to an entire industry around people vicariously exercising. Certainly not in the modern sense we understand the sports industry now anyway.
>oh no muh ball man did something/didn't do something, this deserves an article

>>33707921
If I was an incubus who could manipulate my body with magic, I'd want to see how she reacts when she finds out she'll need most of those hands for a proper handjob

>>33707921
She has six arms, so there's a good butt grope or two in there

>>33707974
>Enough lubricant to glide
>Five hands on the shaft moving in tandem
>One hand swirling around and groping the head
Heaven. Heaven is an angel with six arms.

I am experiencing post-nut clarity, AMA

>>33708009
How do I open the portals?

>>33708036
Resonance Cascade

>>33707960
>What the fuck are cleaning videos? Is it literally as it sounds?
some people last week or something ITT were talking about cleaning pipes or something idk and its just as mind boggling as it sounds, but i understand the reason and that is.... people are weird and insane

>>33707731
I only want MGE and my waifu who is from MGE.

>>33707995
you forgot the testicle massage

>>33706162
LOTS of smegma.

>>33708081
As I said, I think the kind of world monstergirls would bring about would be the kind of world where you'd rather participate in something you were able to participate in, rather than watch other people participate in it. I.e. Porn, to bring this all back to the beginning.

If you have the ability to clean a pipe you'd rather clean a pipe than watch some one else clean a pipe. You only watch things that are prohibitive to do yourself. You'll never be as good, but if none of your friends/townspeople are, then you can still have just as much if not more fun playing sports as the people on the screen.

>>33707960
There's a channel I like that makes a lot of videos of cleaning public drains and culverts so stuff doesn't flood.

>>33708229
If you like cleaning public drains, why don't you clean public drains? If what you like is watching other people clean public drains, why don't you want to do it yourself?

>>33706162
Pretty much the same except studios would invite couples in rather than hire actors individually. Only real big difference is gangbangs get replaced by doppelganger potions.

>>33708319
In the case of a hypothetical post 10 channel in MGE world, I would still rather watch that channel then do it myself because I watch it for his knowledge and personality.
I totally agree with the point you have been making about competitions once again becoming fun when the world is "shrunk" to the size of a village or so, MGE world could help a lot with that.

>>33706162
It's a scam iit's what im telling you
My friend Mike watched Hellhound porn once, got a state mandated Hellhound wife knocking on his door the day after
Be VERY careful about what you watch, i almost got myself stuck with an especially sadistic Manticore after watching some hardcore bdsm tailpussy action on a particularly horny evening
Just cause it gets you going one evening don't make it become your life

>>33704389
wurm

>>33708463
>knowledge
So it's educational
>personality
So it's gay. kidding

As I've said, I don't see educational stuff going anywhere. As for personalities, I don't think parasocial relationships will thrive quite so much in a post mge world. He might be a great guy, but I'd think you'd be rather more concerned with the community around you.

>>33704389
I'd love to spoil a Mino or Holst with lots of big meals and cuddles.
I want to get spoiled by a mommy vamp or Pharaoh.

>>33704389
>What monster would you enjoy spoiling the most?
My Night Gaunt waifu.
>The husband is also freely able to return to human form, but since their husband had gained total dominion over them by constantly joining with them and continually providing pleasure, it seems they experience anxiety when he changes into human form and separates from them, and it's said they will behave in a clingy manner towards their husband.
I would keep her wrapped up with my body, protecting her and making her feel safe and happy by constantly groping and molesting her body.

what would monsters think of a man with a shit ton of scars to the point it makes him look like Frankstein's monster

>>33709075
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>>33709102
a better question then is what they would do with him?

>>33709102
W-what classes as 'complete scum beyond redemption'?
For all mamono to utterly reject a male, what is he like?

>>33709191
Some one with no good in their heart I presume. Some one who only wants to hurt.

>>33709191
A murderer that kills or hurts people for enjoyment.

>>33709264
Even that kind of person isn't really beyond redemption.

>>33709156
What do you mean what would they do with him? Marry him like anyone else? Monsters don't care about looks and the only thing that really changes externally is penis size when you become a incubus. There is prisoner fruit and pharmacomancy but the point is unless he would want it the monster wouldn't care.

>>33709156
Either think it's really cool or become freakishly overprotective of him

>>33709372
Even your dick doesn't really change unless you have a penis that makes sex prohibitive.

>>33704389
alice
devil

on that same note, how would the tale of Franksein's monster play out in MGE, and how would monsters view the original

>>33709413
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and energy released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>>33709191
>>33709354
>9) What type of men do monstergirls dislike?[10]
>They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!"

Do mamono ever seem to physically age past "mommy" or is age really not a thing with most of them?

>>33709507
>>33709520
>btfo'd twice in a row
kek. Still, what's the point of saying monstergirls like all cocks if all cock become giant anyway? Furthermore, are people who think that killing people is fun really irredeemable?

Sure in the real world they might be, but this is a place with broken ass therapists in the form of mindflayers, surely they can resolve any non neurotypical behaviours, right?

What is better, monster ass or monster titties? no both

>>33709820
Monster tits for me. Ass is great and all, but I can't resist tiddies. Especially when they become milkers.

>>33709820
Monster hips

>>33709641
Did you even read what you're replying to?
>It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with
I do wonder about the psychopaths though, in our world it is clearly possible for a person to be so damaged that they are irredeemable by our technology, but in MGE it seems as though even the most extreme mental illnesses could be cured. Maybe monsters don't like changing a person so completely, and/or they don't want to spend such a huge amount of time and effort curing such scum. Or maybe there is a point where it is just not possible because it could be ingrained in your soul.

>>33709820
I will fucking take both, and no one can stop me!

>>33709820
armpits
armpits are unstoppable

>>33710044
you can't handle them, stranger they will turn you into their slave, sir

So anons, how susceptible are you to guilt-tripping, and which mamono do you reckon is best at it?
I feel like Pharaohs are probbly quite good at it.

>>33709820
Yes both

>>33709820
Big tits + big ass = great
Small tits + big ass = great
Big tits + small ass = awful
Small tits + small ass = slightly less awful because at least now it's not disproportionate

>>33709928
>Did you even read what you're replying to?
I never read what I'm replying to.
>evil souls
You know, that has some ethical considerations that a man with a moustache once grappled with.

>>33710143
based and ungapilled

>>33710143
>Big tits + big ass = great
>Small tits + big ass = great
>Big tits + small ass = great
>Small tits + small ass = great
ftfy. If the ass is tight and the thighs are thick, which just a little exercise can achieve, even a small ass is fine, as for most other things, you won't notice the small ass of a big breasted woman when she'd riding you cowgirl or you're doing her missionary.

>>33710143
>Small ass bad
It's all about the shape, not the size

>>33710226
You're an idiot.

>>33710329
Looks fine, you're either Brazilian or American, and I'm not sure which is the greater insult.

>>33710329
She looks misshapen

>>33710416
Calm down, paddy

>>33710464
She just looks poorly drawn, imho. No ass is fine but her upper body is twice as large as her lower body.

>>33710329
>>33710536
Her lower body just looks too small. The upper looks fine, whether those tits would be bigger or smaller, but her lower half is weird.

>>33710226
I agree, Big tits + small ass isn't as bad as people say it is.

>>33710671
Ass is really neither here nor there, the way I see it.

Here's the order of importance:
Hips > thighs = breasts > ass
And as for ratios, they must all be golden, and in accordance to the holy hourglass.

>>33710753
UNGA

So what are the next grills for mge game? Holst and alraune?

>>33710143
Small tits + small ass is still great because delicate lolis are cute. But small tits + big ass is the best of all four combinations.

>>33707236
I like this post.

>current year
>he doesn't want to get pushed down after waking up in the morning

>>33699856

>>33710860
Yes, it is

>Yet another New Chosen Hero has lost and fallen to a Monstergirl

>>33710892
>flower on horn
That's adorable. I'm imagining just putting some nice things onto a big strong mino's horns to make her feel a little prettier.
Call them Hornaments, if you will.

>>33710861
I meant to say conception, but I guess for some of the girls inception works just as well.

>>33710892
Sakaki energy

I want to sell myslef to human men traders, where should I go?

Do I get an early release from a monster girl prison if I knock up one of my fellow inmates?

New commission, this time featuring my daughter Caroline. Fairly certain she's more of an anal fiend than her mother, have no clue how that came about.
https://files.catbox.moe/tr7avl.jpg

>>33711220
In a MGC setting, what paring is best?
>Prisoner X prisoner
>prisoner X guard (either one being monster girl or man)
>Guard X Guard

>>33711220
Yes, it's the special rehabilitation program. Both of you will be too busy to commit crimes this way, so there's no reason to keep you locked up.

>>33709191
If you've played Manhunt, Cash would be a yes, Piggsy would be a maybe and Starkweather would be a no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8kJH0zAq9M

>>33711220
I want to be a guard at a MG prison and accidentally end up impregnating one of the demon criminals there.
Now she's just under house arrest in my house.

>>33705141
Worm lives on the wild side friend. Fire started in your living room? Consi-

>>33711263
Prisonerxprisoner is top tier due to the fact you can be open in your relationship and not have to fuck in the supply closet like guardxguard and prisonerxguard. Plus you get to make single guards and prisoners seethe by fucking in the yard

>>33711263
Prisoner x Guard with Anon being the prisoner. Imagine smacking the Oni guard for your level right on the ass and groping it with a hidden hand while she has to discipline other folk.

>>33711383
fucking amazing