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3369174 No.3369174 [Reply] [Original]

Be of good cheer, Anonymous.

>> No.3369178

Orin resetting Koishi's SNES

>> No.3369191

>>3369178
Um excuse me you baka but that is clearly a Nintendo Super Famicom not a "SNES." But of course a gaijin like you would not know such things...*swirls sake, reclines*

>> No.3369261

Ffffffffff, my cat did this when I was playing Link to a Past.

>> No.3369269
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>>3369191

>> No.3369270

>>3369191

Fuck off, you were never funny, even sarcastically that sounds stupid.

>> No.3369275

>>3369191
Probably because he's a troll.

>> No.3369276

>>3369191
It's called an suppa famicon YOU BAKA

>> No.3369279
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3369279

Not that I mind but do I really have to post this in every good cheer thread?

>> No.3369282

>>3369275
>>3369269
Sarcasm detector offline.

>>3369270
Sorry carry on with this otherwise amazing thread.

>> No.3369285

What would you do in this situation?

>> No.3369289

>>3369279
fuck you ;_;

>> No.3369292

>>3369285
Rape.

Satori.

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>>3369285
This is what I did.

>> No.3369307
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>>3369285
Leave the TV and hang out with a friend.

>> No.3369308
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>>3369292
She senses your intentions, turns to 360 degrees, and walks away.

>> No.3369314

>>3369307
>Koishi
>Friends

>> No.3369317

>>3369308

>She senses your intentions, reads your mind, and uses whatever spellcard you cannot capture on you

>> No.3369330
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>>3369317

I cannot danmaku, thus, I challenge her to a boxing match.

"I'll boil your oil, Komeiji!"

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Japanese cat learning why it sucks to be a heterosexual female cat.

>> No.3369340

>>3369330
A real man would box while being pelted with danmaku, dodging every single one.

>> No.3369341

>>3369330
I'LL BUTTER YOUR BREAD

>> No.3369345

>>3369330
She searched your mind for that one Muhammad Ali match you watched, and ropes a dope.

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>>3369334
Hell cat's plan working.

>> No.3369361

>>3369334

Yes, it's supposed to feel like that your first time, skin is ripping, causing blood and soreness.

>> No.3369358

>>3369341
I'LL COOK YOUR OATMEAL AND SERVE IT TO YOU COLD

>> No.3369353

>>3369341

It would seem we are evenly matched. We are the both of us the cat's whiskers as well as its pajamas!

>> No.3369354
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>>3369330
>>3369340
>>3369341
>>3369345
Satori has no dignity.

>> No.3369363

>>3369350
Dammit, they both look the same.

WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT!?!?!?

>> No.3369367

>>3369363
Chen would never bottom.

>> No.3369372

No matter what kind of traumatizing attack (I'm looking at you, Resurrection Butterfly, Merlin's opener, Yuki and Mai's lasers, Kogasa's curving amulets and anything Alice uses) she pulls off, Satori has one fatal flaw: she can be bombed.

I'll bomb the shit out of her, with my dick.

>> No.3369376

>>3369361
Also, male cats penises have barbs on them the help ovulation.

Yep, spiked penises. Really.

>> No.3369377

I want to learn fistycuffs. I never intend to get into a fight, but good lord, if I did, that's how to lose in STYLE.

>> No.3369379

>>3369367
Chen is Ran's rape toy, she knows nothing besides bottom.

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If Orin was my oujosama, things would be different.

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>>3369363

Both. They should always look like catgirls. Pulling a Ren is not acceptable.

>> No.3369388

>>3369367

Yes she would, for Ran or Yukarin.

Orin is the older cat anyway.

Hell Chen is barely ever a top.

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>>3369367

>> No.3369407

>>3369376
That's nothing, male weevils have barbed clubs as dicks that wreck the female's genital canal so that she cannot mate with other males and only that weevil's offspring will be born.

On the plus side, that means female weevils are pure girls. I want a yandere weevilgirl waifu who demands I mutilate her vagina beyond repair after intercourse so no other man can take her, even by rape.

>> No.3369416

>>3369282
>>Sarcasm detector offline.
i don't think you know what sarcasm means.

>> No.3369424

>>3369407
furry

>> No.3369425

>>3369376
The females are also not very sensitive inside.

>> No.3369430

>>3369308
>She senses your intentions, turns to 360 degrees, and walks away.
>360

right into my arms.

>> No.3369436

>>3369372
It's hard to bomb someone who isn't where you think she is.

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3369437

>>3369430

>> No.3369438

>>3369430

YOU FOOL

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF THE MOONWALK

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>>3369438

>> No.3369462

/r/ Zangief 360 picture

>> No.3370171

WHAT'S THIS?

MARQUESS OF QUEENSBURY RULES

NO ITEMS

GENTLEMEN ONLY

FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.3371322

>>3370171

The fisherman, right?

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