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soon i will finish Higurashi
Higu ep2 infopic in 2 days

read the reall truth of umineko

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I can't believe there's only one episode of Gou left bros...

>>33681480
ep2 of higu is alreay solved, k1 was killed in the sonozaki mansion and eveythin after is fake

Le sanglot des cigales. Le cunny du Rika. La condition humaine d'Ange Ouchiromiya et des glaçons dans son cul. L'embarras de la famille, obscène aux yeux, Maria. Le pédèraste italien qui veut enculer Kanon.

i give you burgie
please don't bully me

>>33681480
>Higu ep2 infopic in 2 days
I'm so excited to finally learn the REAL truth behind Higurashi.

>>33681483
You seem like a cool schizo.
Not like the other guy. Please give latex manifesto
#tea

Shion is feeling inferior to Mion for me she love Keichi just because her sister love him too.

so Since she is a tomboy finally Shion found out a place where she is better LOVE.
but feel to cruel to be real , so i wish to be wrong

mutual cock milking with lion

>>33681507
did you read the OP?
only Pasta allowed

>>33681492
Every time I watch an episode of Gou the rational part of my mind will try to analyze the details and predict what happens next while the irrational part of me starts saying something like "ryukishi I SWEAR if you hurt Satoko any more I'll burn down your studio with you inside"

>>33681535
sorry
So what's your favorite Italianon theory? For me, Yasu = Ikuko, very epic!

>>33681507
I made this to look like she was grabbing the burger but it looks like the fat fuck is pushing it towards you. Ange would never give up her burgie.

>>33681525
That fucking SKANK can only win when she's pretending to be the superior women

>>33681525
keichi love shion becaus its as if mion showing true self to keichi

>>33681554
No anon she's just showing it off and bragging about it.

>>33681546
Gohda raped Jessica

>>33681546
ive sincerely started to kinda believe that one

>>33681546
kinzo was afraid to comit same sin again!

HOLY SHIT THE COOL UNCLE HOUJOU YOU GUYS JOKED ABOUT IS REAL HOLY SHIT


What's Eau a reference to by the way?

The Irie Institute probably had to carry out a proper pharmacological study on the metabolites that Satokoのrorimicrosome enzymes produced inside her roriliver from the drugs used to treat HS. Lewd!
>ywn do a GC/MS of Satoko's pee

>>33681567
Where did she go? Did the mods eat her burgie?

>>33681627
satoko isnt responsible there is no way he could kill
rika must be master mind even if she die

>>33681636
does GC/MS involve taste testing?

Every 07th thread

MANGA IS SHIT
have you read manifesto
Discover the real truth of Umineko it is in my ass
OOISHI INVITE 15 YEAR OLD IN CAR EVIL
I******* FAGGORYT
YASU IS IKOKU
REd eyes Rika is mastermind
KEICHI IS DETECTIVE
FULL CAPS
Updated scorpion charm
Latex
Erikantrice
Keichi entering the sea of fragments
********* ********* ***** (recently introduced)
Discussions about grammar
Complaining about VIRGILIUS images with gun
REDDIT MOMENT
Picture of Italianon with the text «the x of Rokkenjima»
People being confused about what KINO DESIGN stands for
Pitslut
The fact that ITALIANON —— is mind-blowing
Italianon posting their obscure and unpopular waifu in a non sexual way
Sipping uncarbonated , warm and salty Italianon reports that the mods ignore
Le Italianon est «brocon» (only added separately because of the spam)
Le Italianon est obèse
Italianon day at uni posts
Italianon maths posts
«Italianon won, get over it»
Italianon theories that were only funny the first time, stop posting them. «What about this one?», I use my right to remain silent
Didn’t you hear, Italianon won

>our personality have changed recently
so Shion is angry because Mion's responsability of head of the family changed her?

How would you personally humiliate Ange to the point of driving her to suicide?

>>33681692
Ange you're a 1-bit goat cuck

>>33681692
I love this land whale
Would harpoon

I could finish ciconia

ooooorrrrr I could start sakura wars :))

enjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I saw Italianon at a Eurospin in Napoli yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for copies of his manifesto or anything
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “CMON? CMON? CMON?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen latex gloves in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the gloves and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any shkannontrice infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each glove and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>33681575
Join us

>>33681748
I will never not get bored of this.

Italianon is a retarded boy.
And he loves his Uncle.
Italianon loves making his uncle happy.
He always makes good grades in math so his uncle will smile and pat him on the head.
He learned to make up retarded theories even though he hates reading so his uncle would praise him and give him hugs.
He never uses correct english and is always seething so his uncle gives him kisses.
Italianon loves how his uncle still lets him sit in his lap.
And he loves how his uncle's arms hold him close, all snug and warm.
Italianon loves how his uncle undresses him for bathtime.
And he loves that he's allowed to undress his uncle.
Italianon loves sitting in the bathtub with his uncle.
And that his uncle is careful to wash him everywhere.
He loves how his uncle wraps him in a big fluffy Kanon towel and picks him up.
And he loves how his uncle lays him very gently on his Virgillius bed.
Italianon loves when his uncle kneels over him and starts gently touching him, carresing him.
And he loves the soft murmurs of encouragement he gets when he moans softly, like a mewling kitten.
He loves when his uncle gently spreads his legs, hands so gentle like he's afraid he'll break Italianon.
And he loves when his uncle's slick fingers press inside of his little hole, finding this little spot that makes him shudder and mewl and vision go white.
Italianon loves how his uncle gently strokes his small cock as he pulls his fingers out.
And he's careful to take deep breaths like his uncle says, keeping himself relaxed.
Italianon has no problem relaxing and even smiling softly as his uncle presses the head of his cock to his stretched hole; he knows it hurts a little at first, it always does.
But Italianon trusts his uncle, and his uncle never hurts him on purpose.
And it does hurt, and Italianon clenches his uncle's shoulders, trying not to cry.
And his uncle softly murmurs what a good boy he is and strokes him gently, rubbing his sides and back where he can reach to comfort Italianon.
His uncle waits, patiently still, until Italianon has adjusted and is nodding to move.
And his uncle thrusts into him, soft and slow.
Until Italianon starts mewling and squirming, pressing the softest kisses to his uncle's cheeks and neck, then his uncle thrusts a little faster, and just a little harder.
And he hits that little spot again, and Italianon arches up into his uncle's touch.
And his uncle keeps up his steady pace, stroking Italianon in time, until Italianon clenches his hands again, moaning loudly as he 'cooms' (as his uncle calls it).
His uncle shudders and kisses him lightly, as he cums inside of Italianon, which feels warm and wet but nice.
Italianon falls limp on his bed, giving a small, weak mewl as his uncle pulls out of him.
His uncle cleans him up with the towel from his bath, and kisses his forehead, and tells Italianon that he did good, and he loves him.
And Italianon smiles up at his uncle, as sweetly as he can manage, and tells his uncle that he loves him too, before yawning softly and kittenishly, rubbing at his eyes.
His uncle tucks him snuggly into bed, brushing his hair back and kissing his forehead again, whispering goodnight.
Italianon whispers "fuck you 1-bit goat fucking read manifesto nobody in closet" back, and his uncle leaves, turning off his light and closing the door.
Italianon snuggles down in his bed, soft little fingers curling gently in his sheets as he drifts off to sleep with only one thought in his head;

"FUCK OFF PORNKEKS. YASU = IKUKO. READ ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO."

>i can finnally understand why Mion fallen in love with you
OK SHION CONFIRMED AND NOW SHE IS LITERRALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM.

SO I UNDERSTAND WHY IF K1 DIDNT GIVE THE DOLL TO MION THE TRAGEDY HAPPENED

BECAUSE WITHOUT THE DOLL MION STARTED CRYING ABOUT K1 AND SHION DISCOVER ABOUT HIM, SO SHE SHION STARTED TO GO OUT WITH HIM AND FALL IN LOVE.

SO IF K1 GIVE THE DOLL TO MION SHE NEVER SUFFER AND HER SISTER DO NOT DISCOVER AND GET INTEREST IN HIM.

>>33681758
God tier Pasta

>>33681789
And yet, it's still just fake love (lust) because she's a fucking SLUT.

SHE WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF MION'S PURE LOVE

EVER

>>>33676353
Improvement edit

I love my spouse Lion!

zeronana knows. He knows what he's doing and he knows about Satoko Syndrome. He's fully aware.

>>33681818
i know Mion's love is pure her love pretty forced by her envyness for her sister

>>33681764
JESUS CHRIST
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Ok what's happening here, is the italian idiot shitposter playing higurashi now? Is he gonna shit this place up with another stupid theory but now related to Higu?

>>33681843
He's been doing that playthrough for like a month

>>33681692
Show her footage of her parents being murderers and watch her turn herself into hamburger meat.

>>33681851
Holy shit he's slow

Seriously each episode following Italianon and his Erikantrice theory he fights against truth and the English language has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the shitty grammar the theories only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of truth, all to make magic unmagical, to make common sense seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Italianon vetoed the idea of anyone arguing against his trash; he made sure the manifesto would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his shitposts. The Erikantrice theory might be anti-Shkannontrice (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Humiliation anon theory in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the manifesto was good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the manifesto was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time an Anon argued with him, Italianon wrote instead that the Anon "was a 1-bit goat."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Italianon’s mind is so governed by cliches and lack of English that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Erikantrice manifesto by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Italianon at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Erikantrice manifesto" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>33681861
He keeps shitposting here, no wonder

>>33681575
Don't fall for the schizo stuff about how it's like technically possible Anon, look at how it would impact the story and the characters of Umineko and realise that it's a fucking stupid idea.

>>33681871
k

>>33681775
this but replace "uncle" with me and "italianon" with miyao

>>33681871
based "No!" poster

>>33681883
It’s a /lit/ copy pasta
Delicious

>>33681843
Yeah, at first his umineko theory can be seen as some schizo who actually thinks he's figured something out but now he's outed himself as a troll with all the higu shit. Very dumb play on his part.

>>33681883
Drugging and raping Rena! She thinks the aliens did it!

>>33681758

>>33681871
REDDIT MOMENT LEFTY MEME

>>33681820
Fucking Lion's throat!

I want a Kanon-kun body pillow, but I have never seen an appropriate illustration to print. Why does Shannon get one?

>>33681986
She has one?

I want to remind Rika how worthless she is and punish her for having been such a terrible friend. How powerless she is, she's truly inferior. I want to comb her hair and tickle the fuck out of this disgusting being. She will have to endure me massaging her feet as she tells me about this thing call "fate". I swear to god, I will carry this piece of fucking shit to her bed if she falls asleep and give her a kiss good night like a good parental figure. And as she wakes up I will make sure this whore has a nice breakfast on her table, because she doesn't get the privilege to do it herself.

>>33682054
you're disgusting

>>33681692
I would tell her to go to my room once night comes and say that I have those greasy, fat-filled "burgies" that she adores. The little retard happily agrees and faithfully waits until nighttime. She stomps her fat, elephant feet all the way up to my room and opens the door, she sees me, Beato, and Ikuko having a threesome, no burgies are to be found. She says: "O-onii-chan, doushite?" and runs away. The sounds of her footsteps are like bowling balls dropping on hardwood flooring, she was never seen again...

Yo isn't the way how Satoko described how she and Rikka tackle problems similar to the stuff about Bern being a witch of miracles and Lambda the witch of certainty?

>>33682078
of course not anon that's crazy talk

>>33682078
yes we talked about it yesterday.

>>33681971
unconsensually!

>>33682078
Anon I think that everyone caught that as they watched the episode

>>33682067
I love this kind and caring Black Battler who is able to alleviate brocon tendencies without having to abuse Ange.

>>33682099
god FUCKING dammit I did it again.

>>33682099
Sorry I watch episodes like one day later cause I only check new releases once a day
>>33682106
I was feeling smart....

>>33682117
>tfw you want to do things like Rika does
>but you have no charm or luck
Fuck doing things the Satoko way is too much work

>>33682065
No, she's disgusting. Stupid fucking piece of trash Rika.

>i will kill you after killing K1
ACTING cmon rigth guys......

naturally is acting i cant belie after being so pure and truthfull she cant change so much even if she is tricked by Ooishi

>>33682105

>>33682133
Goes to show how Satoko persists with her goal even if she struggles a lot more than the witch of why doesn't akasaka save me

>>33682078
Thank you for this new info anon, never would have guessed.

>i will kill you after killing K1
ACTING cmon rigth guys......

naturally is acting i cant belie after being so pure and truthfull she cant change so much even if she is tricked by Ooishi

>>33682172
I wish I had a strong manly Akasaka friend to save me

Ange is an idiot!

>>33682172
>this mentally perturbed Rena won't accept my creepy ass syringe? oh well, I give up, better luck next time

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS DRAGON MASTER 7??????

>>33682198
If it was the syringe alone I'd understand it, but her whole fucking speech is monumentally stupid. K1 is a much, much better protagonist than her.

satoko kills lambda and becomes the new witch of certainty just so she can bone rika for all eternity.

>>33682208
traitor price for the betrayl

>>33682208
We have literally no idea. Maybe it's like Miyao remembering different "kakeras" like Keiichi does

>>33682078
You have learned too much.

>>33682208
based ryukishi killing off the chinese character.

At least now we call all agree that Rika only seems smart because of the atmosphere and that in reality, she's a total idiot-type character.

>>33682260
She's an imbecile. I want to touch her tummy.

>>33682260
piece is another rika, blue hair and hime cut inside a wtc title.

>>33682208
i like how lingjis tits spill over her corset

Ok so Shion lured Keichi into the final boos lair to make Mion obey

this was in the plan with Ooishi

So I've only ever been into Higurashi, but from what I know wasn't there supposed to be some sort of ambiguity or something surrounding the reality of magic in Umineko? by using Higurashi as some characters origin story, doesn't this kind of destroy that?

>mion is in the hand of a puppet master who is controlling her
BASED KEICHI SOLVE THE CRIME AND BTFO OOISHI

>>33682419
Yes and no
But mostly yes

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>everyone ******I******* wanted to kill
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>33682419
No magic doesn't exist on uminekos gameboard that's it

>>33682419
No, Higurashi is a gameboard within the context of Umineko.

Honestly Ooishi bringing Keiichi eroge manga when he is in the hospital is pretty wholesome.

Shion is saying that if K1 never make Mion cry shion would never do nothing.

but what mean?
for me
SHion: i will avenge my sister heart by BTFO K1
fallen in love, questioning herself about Satoshi, could not endure anymore and want to see satoshi again so enter in the warehouse.

can be a solution but still miss somenthing

Gunhild, Chloe, Naima, and Rukhshana are probably CPPs right?

ok based Shion here she is admittin taht is all an act and THE DEMON's plan imply her and Mion death.
but in the end shw an still saving K1 by torturing him and faking his death.

Ooishi will be here soon

AGAIN KEICHI GOT ASLEEP MEANWHILE THE CRIME IS BEING COMMITTED AND AGAIN THE SUPPOSED CULPRIT COMMIT THE CRIME MENAWHILE K1 WAS ASLEEP

BASED I WON AGAIN

>>33682690
The next part is going to be an objective report of what was found. It's narration, so it's all true, so try not to kill yourself when you see what it says.

>>33682690
>AGAIN KEICHI GOT ASLEEP
honestly this is a bit sus.

>>33682690
K1 can't know that Mion is going to kill Shion and then switch places Duh

>actually started crying after pic related
Is Meakashi the best fucking arc in Kai?

>>33683020
If I think it's the arc I think it is yes I also cried.
Fuck I can't remember each arc by name I hate this

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WHAT AN ENDING

CMON GUYS MUH SHION MURDER

SHION DIDNT MURDER A SINGLE PERSON AND EVEN FAIL TO KILL K1
(used as an alibi to cover her suicide)

>>33683069
should go tell this over to the lads at /a/, bet they'd be willing to discuss this.

>>33683069
It's not over yet.
Have you made it all the way to the final scene in the hospital?

>>33683078
after finish my infopic i will post that here
but now i theorycrafting time and i cant allow retards waste my time

here are the only people worth to discuss together because all here read the VN by really understand it

>>33683069
Yes. Mion killed everyone.

>>33683100
nope i am reading rigth now

so for SHion suicide i think Shion(Mion that escape) killed herself to give a new life to her sister.

now no one will stalk anymore the shion who survive
>>33683120
NO BODIES NO CRIME

>>33683069
Meakashi explains the motive of the culprit in Watanagashi.
See: >>33683020

>>33683135
Don't bother

>>33683020
It's the best Higurashi arc overall.

>>33683069
Explain the discrepancy in Takano's death.

Based culprit is talking about the mastermind at the end with the detective

FUCKING TROLLING
>>33683020
>Shion was really bad
sorry but Williard will beat me to death if he discover that i read loveless theories

>>33683231
>loveless
Oh. But it isn't loveless. It's probably the most love filled motive for any of the killers in Higurashi.

>>33683221
anon put sugar in your engine
> discrepancy
what you mena?

WTF?
OOISHI IS LARPING ABOUT RIKA CULPRIT IN FRONT K1

THE ULTIMATE FRONTIER OF TROLLING

>>33683249
Keep reading then.
Ooishi has some interesting facts regarding the deaths of the individuals.

what can men do against such reckless stupidity?

>>33683273
Ooishi is a nice guy. Stop slandering his good name.

WTF?
OOISHI IS LARPING ABOUT RIKA CULPRIT IN FRONT K1

THE ULTIMATE FRONTIER OF TROLLING

>>33683304
Maybe it's because Ooishi is just a normal police officer with nothing to do with the crimes.

>>33683278
The only reckless idiots are the fucking morons like >>33683318 who keeps feeding him.

>>33683347
I do it because it pisses you off specifically.

>>33683278
Close the tab

FUCK EVEN A CLOSED ROOM MURDER
HIGURASHI IS FANTASTIC

>>33683354
Did the Italian own you in an argument so you've made it your daily mission to try and argue with him or something

>>33683391
I'll give you a hint, it isn't a closed room murder, if there was no murder.

IN THE WELL MION WAS FOUND

HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOW CAN ANY FGGOT THINK THAT THIS MASTERPIECE MURDER CANT BE SOLVED AS A MYSTERY?

IS PERFECT HOLY SHIT

>>33683439
Meakashi tells us exactly what happened. Motive, means, and the trick used to pull everything off.

>>33683439
>>33683455
No it doesn't, he's lying to you to throw you off. Meakashi still works with Ooishi culprit theory.

SOLVED IN 3 SECOND

SHION STAB KEICHI TO CREATE AN ALIBI THEN WITH HER SISTER BOTH FALL FROM MION NEW HOME AND OOISHI TAKE MION'S BODY AND PUT IT IN THE SWAMP

THEN HE CLAIM TO FOUND OUT THE WELL
THIS IS WHY POLICE TAKE SO MUCH TO DISCOVER IT
PRETTY SUSPECT THAT THEY FOUND THE WELL IN THE SAME DAY

>>33683047
>Fuck I can't remember each arc by name I hate this
kek same.

>>33683476
Mion died on the 25th. She was in the well when Shion was taken out of the Sonozaki Compound.

>>33683476
holy shit it's all clicking together now

BOTH SISTER SAME METHOD OF DEATH
POETIC IF YOU THINK THAT THEY WERE TWINS
THEY DIED TOGETHER IN THE SAME PLACE THEN MION'S BODY SWAPPED

I WON AGAIN KNEEL

>>33683476
They didn't, they found the well sometime after the 28th. Mion died on the 25th,

>>33683494
Police discover the body only after SHion's death

so totally possible

>>33683511
Mion died on the 25th. Shion fell to her death on the 28th. The only person alive was Shion

>>33683494
>>33683519
Ooishi can cover up time of death, doesn't matter.

>>33683519
>>33683530
WHY?
THE BODY WASNT DISCOVER THE 25TH BUT AFTER THE 28TH SO IS ALL OK

>>33683524

Mion has a tattoo which specifically identifies her as Mion. No one would be able to mistake Mion's corpse for Shion's

>>33683511
IN BEHALF JP I SINSERELY APOLOGISE AND KNEEL SORRY ITALIANANON

>>33683548
The person who did the autopsy confirmed the death as the 25th. You can't fudge autopsy results.

>>33683561
this is why Ooishi leave the body without tatoo in the gound of SHion's house and put the other 1 into the well

>>33683579
Ooishi can cover up the actual time of death as a police officer.

>>33683548
Explain Takano's discrepancy. How was she alive in the shed when she was supposed to be dead?
>>33683587
No he can't.
This fails the Occam's Razor test.

>>33683581
The autopsy of Mion's body is correct. There was no falsehoods in the autopsy as reported to K1.

>>33683593
Occam's Razor isn't an objective test that applies to everything as a rule of the universe. You can't just assume your point is correct and apply Occam's Razor as a way to prove it.

GUYS THIS IS A MYSTERY
IF THE DETECTIVE CANT SEE ANY LIES THEN WE MUST SOLVE WHY KEICHI WAS STABBED BY A GHOST
>>33683579
the well in which they found out the body is full of a liquid that preserve the body

ask this guy in the pic.

THE AUUTOPSY SAID THAT SHE DIED THE SAME DAY OF THE FALL
WHEN MION COULD FALL? ONLY DURING THE DAY OF THE RAID ON HER HOME

AN AUTOPSY JUST SAY HOW OLD IS THE BODY NOT THE DATE

>>33683610
not proven at all

>>33683610
THE AUTOSPY SAY 25TH BECAUSE OOISHI SAID THAT POLICE THEORY IS MION FALL MEANWHILE WAS ESCAPING.

>>33683623
No. It tells you the exact date of death. Especially if recovered quickly.
>>33683643
Neither is your shitty theory.
>>33683647
That's not how autopsy's work.

Bumping into a sweaty Satoko while she's out running errands!

TAKANO DIED 24 HOUR BEFORE?
WHAT......THIS GAME IS BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER

>>33683654
>Neither is your shitty theory
You're deflecting, why would you state that the autopsy results are 100% correct when you can't begin to prove it?

>>33683623
You were right the first time. Shion switched with Mion, and became Mion. That Mion then killed all of the people found in the well, then right before The police made it into the safe room, Mion takes "Shion" and kills her by throwing her into the well. Mion then returns to being Shion, and is taken out of the crime scene without any trouble.

>>33683687
Because we are told the same discrepancy in a different arc.

>>33683654
the time passed from the death anon
then the tar preserves the bodies and influence the time of death.

>>33683701
seems like the autopsy is wrong then

>>33683687
And your theory has no proof that it's wrong either.
I refuse to prove a negative.
>>33683714
Wrong. Ooishi refers to it as both Tar and mud, but that far underground, you would still be able to tell the date of death due to decay alone.

>>33683690
SHion never killed these people
saw it as a mystery

>>33683677
Is this your first playthrough of Higurashi?

>>33683722
Nope. Because we see everything from Shion's perspective in Meakashi, it completely explains watanagashi.

TAKANO AND MION'S DEATH HAVE A TIME OF DEATH BEFORE THEIR REAL DEATH.

1 CAN BE A TRICK 2 TIMES THERE IS A PROBLEM.
FUCK I AM IN LOVE
THIS IS PURE DRUG FOR A MYSTERY LOVER

>>33683731
Shion loves Satoshi. The Shion in the Sonozaki rape dungeon is Mion. Mion loves K1.

>>33683728
if you can't prove your theory then why bother posting

>>33683745
shion's perspective isn't objective doesn't matter

>>33683737
yes

>>33683762
Spoiler for the next arc, Takano's death is going to have a discrepancy again, but this time it will be reported in the credits, which are 100% objective and accurate.

>>33683781
>in the credits, which are 100% objective and accurate.
not established anywhere. Making stuff up to throw him off.

>>33683769
It is though. It shows her motive. It explains why Rika had a syringe, and it shows how she did the tricks in Watanagashi.

>>33683799
nope, fiction created by ooishi as justification cover/up for the crime. Same as Yasu message bottles

>>33683780
Well I'm glad you're enjoying it but someone here is probably going to spoil it for you here

>>33682078
Holy shit...
Umineko 2 confirmed

FINISHED GUYS
WHAT A FUCKIGN ENDING

OK DIFFERENCE FROM THE OTHER CHAPTER THIS TIME I HAVE NO A THEORY SO I WILL NEED MORE TIME SORRY FOR THIS

THE PROBLEMS OF THIS GAME
THE DEATHS + THE FINAL ILLUSION OF K1
NOW EXTRA SECTION TIME

THE TEA PARTY WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING
>>33683781
DOESNT GIVE A SHIT NOTHING IN EP1

>>33683813
That's not how that works.

>>33683870
>it's wrong because i say it is
lmao ok kid

Based Mion BTFO muh Shion Mion is the culprit

>>33683862
Dude, this is a discussion thread not your personal life blog. If you want to write a blog, go to blogger. Nobody wants to make a new thread every hour.

>>33683780
then why have you been arguing about your theories so vehemently since gou started? Umineko autism I get. But if you haven't read all of higurashi you don't have all of the information. The reason erika gets assblasted in Umineko is because she got too attached to a theory early in the story and refused to change it when new information was present. Umineko very much supports realizing when you're wrong and changing your theories.
Also attacking Higurashi the way you would Umineko is inherently flawed because Umineko was intentionally made with subverting the rules established in higurashi in mind and doesn't play by the same rules as Higurashi.

>>33683950
>>33683959
mad lol

BASED MION BTFO THE CULPRIT

THE SONOZAKI ARE TO SUSPECT, NATURALLY THE CULPRIT USE THESE CRIMES TO GIVE THE FAULT OF ALL THE MURDERS TO SONOZAKI.

THIS IS WHY IN THE WELL THERE WERE EVEN OLD BONES TO ACCUSE THEM FOR ALL THE CRIMES OF HINAMIZAWA HISTORY

WHY DUNNIT SPOTTED OR AT LEAST WHY MION WAS USED AS CULPRIT BY OOISHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPjEwzcsHU&list=LL&index=1&ab_channel=GoddamnBernkastel
kino

>>33683915
There is no evidence. And Shion has a very love filled motive. You are ignoring the heart.

>>33683959
My theory for Gou was a mystery theory in which Rika and Ooishi was the culprit but after game 3 it slowly become a fantasy shit so i was forced to adapt it unitl was not possible anymore
but this time is different
THIS IS A MYSTERY

>>33683020
Tatarigoroshi's ending made me depressed but it wasn't until Meakashi that Ryukishi finally made me cry bitch tears, if there was one reason to install the ps3 cgs it's this scene cause boy did I lose it. And then he made me cry again at the end of Tsumihoroboshi. He wouldn't make me cry again until Umineko EP3.

I'd rank the 8 main Higurashi arcs like this:
Tsumihoroboshi > Meakashi > Minagoroshi > Tatarigoroshi > Matsuribayashi > Watanagashi > Onikakushi > Himatsubushi.

Based shion
>the only proof about muh fantasy is the incongrunce of the death time if i can get rid about it i will show that an human i sthe culprit

I MUST KILL THIS POINT TO WIN

>>33683990
yeah there is no evidence for your theory i know.

>>33684029
You have no evidence, I have an entire arc that You cope away with muh "fake fantasy" excuse LOL

>>33684021
That moment was definitely the best usage of CGs in all of WTC, made my cry bitch tears as well
>himatsubushi that low
I would bump it up if only for pic related

>>33684039
Ooishi is culprit, kneel.

>>33684062
No proof KNEEL

Higurashi and Umineko are just simulations of the real humans of Ciconia after the majority of humanity became brains in jars connected to a giant neural network

>>33684078
cope

>Mion's confession made her take the blame for any other past crime.

BASED MION AND SHION DISCOVER THE WHY DUNNIT

>>33683923
This is why Satoko grew massive and Rika stayed tiny and flat.

>>33684089
KNEEL
>>33684093

>>33684111
Ooishi made up Shion culprit theory to cover up murder

this is my theory
the culprit forced Shion to act Like Mion to take the blame of all the murders.

this can be the generally version but i remember SHION COOPERATE BECAUSE WAS SCARED
2ND the goal of the culprit wasnt lost al the blame but something else i dont have proof yeat so let me find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JBKyLZd6GA

ANATA WA KITTO SHINJINAI

YUME GA MUGEN DATTA SONZAI WO

OSORETE KITTO SHINJINAI

IMA MO KATARIKAKETE IN YOUR HEART

>>33684111
loveless theory

>>33684145
You are ignoring Shion's pained and blackened heart.

BY RIKA
WHY KEICHI WAS STABBED?

SIMPLE TO BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT STAB SHION SUICIDE WOULD BE TRUE AT 100% SINCE MION DIED THE 25TH

WITHOUT THAT STABBING THE DIFFERENT TIME OF DEATH WOULD BE USELESS

>>33684145
Not loveless, but the truth.

>>33684162
YOU ARE IGNORING SHION'S HEART
YOU ARE IGNORING THAT SHION JUST PUT ASLEEP K1 INSTEAD OF KILLING HIM JUST TO RETURN AND STABBED HIM FOR NO REASON

THIS IS NOT BEING MAD IS BEING DUMB
BUT A DUMB PERSON BECOME THE SMARTER 1 THANKS A THING CALLED SUSPECT

>>33684196

>>33684196
Wrong.

>>33684189
>>33684205
>>33684218
Not the truth, fiction made up by Ooishi to cover up actual murder. Same as Yasu murder.

I wonder how the pastaman will explain the HGD.

>>33684233
Wrong. No such thing exists in Higurashi.
>>33684196
See pic related.

>why K1 waskilled in the last game even if he wasnt enter in the warehouse?

BASED THE WAREHOUSE IS NOT A MOTIVE BUT A EXSCUSE TO JUSTIFY THE KILLING AS OYASHIRO CURSE AS REVENGE OF THE 3 FAMILY.

>>33684245
>No such thing exists in Higurashi.
we know that not everything in higurashi is the truth. coping.

>>33684240
you said the same for this chapter

evrything is ok i just miss these point:

>WHY RIKA KILLED
>WHY OOISHI FOLLOW RIKA'S ORDERS
>WHY SHION FOLLOW OOISHI'S ORDER UNTIL THE DEATH
>DIFFERENT TIMES OF DEATH

>>33684246

>rememebr the crime you commited
IS THIS A UMINEKO REFERENCE?

>>33683923
I want to swallow those MELONS whole!

>>33684267
>The detective himself, or one of the official investigators, should never turn out to be the culprit. This is bald trickery, on a par with offering some one a bright penny for a five-dollar gold piece. It's false pretenses.

>>33684307
Who's a bigger pervert, Keiichi or Battler? Keiichi goes on porn rants but Battler fantasizes about fucking his aunts in fetish outfits.

ALL FINISHED
better mystery then the other one but for me are more difficult unlike r07 stated.

so guys 3am in italy i go to sleep but tomorrow i will start my crusade against this chapter to create the perfect version.

THE PROOF WHO IS STILL IN MY HEAD IS THE SYRING OF RIKA
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PROOF

WHAT IS INSIDE IT , THIS IS THE SOLUTION OF THE MYSERY

THANKS YOU ALL TO HELP ME DURING THIS THEORYCRAFTING
>>33684330
Ooishi is not investigating nothing and Keichi is the detective

>>33684267

>>33684340
Ooishi is an official investigator. He is investigating the murders. Therefore he is an official investigator and cannot be a culprit.

>>33684340
Goonite pasta-sama.

Bernkastel
(Formerly alive)

>>33684340
>The detective himself, or one of the official investigators, should never turn out to be the culprit. This is bald trickery, on a par with offering some one a bright penny for a five-dollar gold piece. It's false pretenses
lol

>>33684340
Goodnight, hope you have a nice dream and are ready to absolutely BTFO loveless goats tomorrow.

>>33684362
Hey, you did it on your first try this time!

>>33684360
*Goodnight

>>33684371
he fucked up the filename. 0/10.

stop replying to him holy shit I thought we were doing so well before

>>33684362

I'm back, is he gone?

>>33684383
>stop replying to him
That's never going to happen. Give it up, he controls /jp/ now.

>>33684338
Keiichi is a good boy (for the most part), Battler just doesn't give a fuck.

>>33684388
He went nappy nap time

>>33684383
It's basically just insecure losers who can't stand the thought of just walking away from an internet argument to the point that they continue ruining the thread along with the italian in the hopes that people look at them and think 'wow they're so smart and owning him with their basic knowledge of events' instead of 'wow i really wish that fucking retard would stop replying'. Genuinely embarrassing.

>>33684388
she would have looked cuter if ryukishi drew her with a slimmer dress

>>33684338

>>33684446
How's it gonna contain her BBA (Big Black Ass)?

the rosa and maria scenes from ep4 make me uncomfortable.

>>33684453
The most erotic moment of the Umi manga is pic related

Just fapped to Dlanor.

>>33684471

>>33684486
Again?

>>33684486

>>33684493
Erika probably has r-18 Dlanor doujins.

>>33684453
I never read the manga, is this canon? Are all of Battler's Aunts canonically fuckable milfs who wouldn't mind humiliating themselves for their nephews entertainment?

>>33684510
It's the manga adaptation Umineko Tsubasa.

>>33684486
Do it again.

>>33684453
Where's Kyrie?

>>33684543
Alright. I'll give you an update when I'm done.

>>33684510
Rosa would canonically fuck Battler for a gold bar or two or if he promised to stick around and be her Nephew-BF to take care of Maria.

I will feed her cream puffs and pat her head, any objections?

>>33684568
Hmm?

>>33684568
Yes, I'd much rather you pull her teeth out with pliers and beat the shit out of her.

>>33684580
I love this goofy face

>>33684580
>>33684582
Look what you bastards have done.

>>33684510
Downloading now, thanks

>>33684604
It's so stupid how she haunts people for an entire century and it's just supposed to be a "I didn't mean to do it!" case.

>>33684634
why didn't rika send hanyuu to follow tomitake and takano to find out what happens to them in these 100 years.

>>33684643
because rika is a dumb useless idiot

>>33684565
>you will never have wild bareback sex with rosa

>>33684732
>you will never have inbred children that are still less retarded than Maria

>>33684732
If you went on vacation trips with her and didn't leave her after a few days of hearing her autistic kid you could literally churn up her insides daily

DEEN Ciconia

KyoAni Ciconia

MAPPA Ciconia

>ywn

>>33684600
>check em.
How the fuck did she know, lads?

Why are all the aunts so sexy????

>>33684783
I think it might have been one of the things that made Yasu insecure, imagine spending your time surrounded by your 10/10 busty sister-aunts who all have giant tits. It's probably why Shannon's tits are so comically large.

>>33684810
only rosa looks fuckable

>>33684845
for
>>33684810
fuck me i keep fucking up the replies

>>33684901
You're nuts

>>33684845
even if yasu was dfab and the damage to her genitals stunted her hormones she still wouldn't be able to compare to her aunts

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7688836

"You were issued a warning for posting ______

Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed."

What the fuck. Why do I get warned but Italianon doesn't get banned after multiple people report him 100 times a day? What the fuck are the jannies even doing?

>>33685108
Jannoids probably don't give a shit about some general

>>33685108
Because posting about the the topic of discussion in such a way that annoys you isn't against the rules you blithering retard. Meanwhile, announcing reports is.

>>33685149
They clearly do because they ban you on sight for being even slightly off-topic as long as you are not italianon. It's like the troll faggot is being protected by the jannies while every other report against other people is taken seriously.

>>33685176
All his fucking posts are INTENTIONALLY low quality and full of incomprehensible grammar and intentionally misspelled words. "This post is extremely low quality" is one of the report motives, but it's never taken seriously.

How did this mentally ill cunt with a poor grasp of the English language discover this board and our semi-obscure general? Wouldn't someone like that gravitate towards /a/ because he's too retarded to know /jp/ is where VNs are discussed? What are the chances that such a walking piece of garbage found this place and decided to troll for years on end?

At least I'm glad he'll live a shitty fucking life and die alone because he's genuinely disgusting, unlikeable, a terrible person, mentally ill, super autistic and his IQ is under 90. I bet his parents are ashamed of him. He spends every waking hour of his miserable life trolling in a place where everyone hates him and he gets no joy out this endeavor. He's already wasted two years of his life crapping out garbage post after garbage post.

Just ignore his posts you manchildren

stop talking about i*******n and talk about okonogi instead

>>33685149
They could solve the issue and make their job easier by simply perma banning him. They wouldn't get showered with reports anymore and could continue to ignore the general.

>>33685377

I'M GOING TO MARRY JESTRESS

>>33685380
okonogi looks italian.

>>33685380
Umineko Okonogi isn't real.

>>33685386
sounds like you should've applied for the janitor position a few weeks ago.

>>33685406
I'm married with a few of my virtual avatars as well

Do you think Eva Oba-san would let me drink her tiddy milk?

>>33685369
Seek help.

>>33685499
That's gross, Chloe.

>>33685555
>>33685564
So Tomitake and Irie and immune to evil thoughts
Interesting, must be because of their wholesome minds

I want Erika to tie me to a chair in her dark dirty basement with nothing to eat or drink for about 2 days until I'm ravaged by thirst. Then, she'd walk in and reveal herself before stamping over and over again on my nuts until I'm crying and my voice is hoarse from screaming in pain. Finally, she would kick over the chair and stomp on my face until it is nothing but a mangled mush of cartilage, blood and mucus before placing a dirty rag she's used to mop her sweat over my face and waterboarding me with her golden steamy piss which forces me to suck the damp rag of her delicious nectar for survival while my body screams out on agony. After seeing me degraded to nothing but an animal slurping up her piss, she would untie me and let me think that she's letting me go, before pulling a Smith & Wesson Model 686 Revolver and blowing out my kneecaps with them. She would then lock the door and leave me to crawl around the empty room scratching at the walls while sobbing until I eventually succumb to blood loss.

>>33685453
WHAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO OKONOGI-SAN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE TRUTH OF HIGURASHI

you fools! You is the thought you knew? The truth of HIGURASHI is simple AND OF COURSE I NEW! simply put, due to the economic state of Venezuela with it's main export of goods being oil, it would have been impossible for ooishi to drive along himizawa in his car due to there being no oil in the rural town, let alone japan, THEREFORE OOISHI COULD NOT HAVE DRIVEN ANYWHERE AND HE IS NOT THW CULPRIT

I WIN AGAIN GOATS

Are you enjoying your evening so far? You're making the best of it, I hope

>>33686123
You've only been asleep for 2 hours and 21 minutes
Go back to sleep please, it's not good for your health

>>33686147
Leave it to an Enjeposter to be dumb and miss obvious jokes.

>>33686123
This logic... I knell...

rena has cataracts.

>>33686147
AH YOU FOOL, THE TRUTH NEVER SLEEPS, TIME ZONES ARE BUT A BUZZ WORD, THE TRUTH IS FOREVER, THE ECONOMY STATE OF VENEZUELA LEAD TO A MASSSIVE DEPRESSION THUS IMPACTING ITS ABILTY TO EXPORT GAS WHICH LEAD TO COUNTIES SEEKING GAS OTHER WAYS, JAPAN BEING A ISLAND COUNTRY COULD NOT HAVE MINED OR OIL, AND SINCE JAPAN WAS NOT AT WAR AT THIS TIME, THAT MEANS JAPAN=NO OIL=NO GAS=OOSHI NOT THE CULRPIT

I WIN AGAIN

For some reason I hear Arlong's Japanese VA from One Piece when I see Okonogi

>>33686232
forced kiss from rena.....imagine....

sex

>>33686329
with

>>33686352
miyao

>>33686329
does liking 07th boys even make me gay? they're canonically ambiguously gendered half the time so i'm thinking not really

>>33686352
Ooishi

>>33686377
We've already established that liking cute boys in general isn't gay.

>>33686382
i kill you you kill me

>>33686377
Nope, it's only gay if you fantasize of receiving
If you're a male dominating a male or female, it's not gay

which stork is the best wife?
hard mode: no miyao or meow

>>33686411
Koshka, because you can sneak poisoned energy Koshka, because you can stick your thumbs into her empty socket and crush her skull before moving onto your Miyao boywife.

>>33686411
None of them, they're all boring.

>>33686310
imagine fucking chloe's chloes in this position

>>33686443
Embarrassing. I left my previous idea in the post and didn't delete it.

Gou end leaked

>>33685621
Sorry man, Erika only does this with me, nothing personal.

>>33686494
I'd accept it

>>33686480
Literally created for paizuri

>>33686515
My gf Erika wouldn't even dream of torturing you to death.

I wanna suck the fat out of Feathermommy's melons and spit it out on Ange.

>>33686539
please stop bullying ange

>>33686534
She doesn't need to dream about torturing me because she already does it in real life.

>>33686534
>>33686515
You're not Dlanor.

The cum-dump of the AOU.

>>33686411
I like Maricarmen, she seems genuine
Valentina is 100% evil though
I'm calling it now

>>33686556
My bullying is a form of love, if anything, she should be happy that she has the honour of my attention.

Every day I wish Rika was my lawfully wedded wife.

>>33686585
Ange just wants a kind and caring older brother to dote on, not to hate cum spat over her by her onii-chan's giant titted girlfriend.

>>33686593
Do you have short blonde hair and a cute fang?

>>33686443
Finnish hands typed this post

>>33686603
My bullying has a reason, I just want Enje-chan to move on from obsessing about her Onii-chan and find someone who truly cares about her...

>>33686612
I just want a lovey dovey life with her you guys don't get it my heart is aching all the time

>>33686699
Buy a cat and use it as a vessel for Rika's personality. EZ

Personally, I want Erika to tie me to a chair and starve me. She would only come in every three or so days to give me a single glass of water alongside a thin piece of mouldy bread. Eventually after months trapped in Erika's basement on this starvation diet I would be reduced to nothing but a stick-thin twig rotting in my own shit and piss on the verge of death as my body began to waste away.
At this point Erika would burst in and say that she has begun to tire of me and is now prepared to give me a luscious last meal out of pity before she executes me. She’d paint wonders of the delicious pancakes drizzled with syrup along with the finest grilled steak and refreshing drinks that would be prepared by someone of her status, and I would nod along like the eager animal that all humans reduced to that bestial state are. Erika would then leave the room and the countdown would begin. Hours would pass as my head is filled with nothing but thoughts of the great banquet that awaits me with the taste of hot food that I had not experienced in months. Then, interrupting my fantasies, Erika would kick open the door and reveal not the delectable delights of pancakes and cola but instead a rope. She would then proceed to hang me from the ceiling in the Strappado position in which my hands are tied behind my back and I am suspended up by my wrists for the sole purpose of dislocating my shoulders.
After hearing the sickening pop after about an hour or so, Erika would let me down and proceed to hold a lighter to my now naked waste-covered stick-thin body and laugh as I wriggled on the floor unable to escape her burning light of justice. However, in my position I would be nothing but a worm crawling around on the ground with useless dislocated shoulders that make my arms flop about in a hilarious manner. Yet again, hours would pass and my entire body would be covered in horrific burns inflicted upon me by Erika-sama. I would not be able to cry to relieve this pain however, as my body could not even begin to produce enough water to waste on something as pathetic as relieving my unrelenting agony. Once Erika has grown bored with this, she would pull out a slightly dull knife and begin slicing my disgustingly tiny penis down the middle of my peehole to the point where is split in half down to belly. She would then leave the room forever, forgetting about my existence the moment she stepped outside while I scream in utter torment and agony until my bleeding cockwound finally carries me to the afterlife, where I would be promptly sent to hell.

I prefer this cat

https://twitter.com/hanyuuauau/status/1370194261338025987
oh god

>>33687124
it never ends.

IHIHI GONNA FUCK EVERY WTC GIRL AND YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEE

i hate the umineko patch's existence

Satoko I can't satoko

>>33686377
>kanonically
heh

>>33684845
/ss/ with Kanon!

>>33686699
I'll give you lovey dovey anon

>>33684356
>>33684363
LIKE KANON IS A SERVANT......O YES IN REALITY HE IS THE HEADMASTER

same for Ooishi

OK GUYS I AM ASLEEP IS TIME TO DISCUSS AND FIND THE REAL TRUTH OF HIGURASHI EP2

>>33686377
jayden go to sleep

>>33688203
Why the fuck are you posting if you're asleep? That is physically not possible

>>33688231
some troll

ok discuss i must destroy these point

the different time of death
the motive of Rika,Ooishi and SHion.

for the different time of death
TAKANO BODY WAS FOUDN OUT INTO A BARREL
SHION BODY WAS FOUND OUT INTO A WELL

BOTH PLACE FULL OF LIQUID
SO IF YOU PUT A BODY INTO A LIQUID X YOU CAN CHANGE THE TIME OF DEATH

if you miss it this is the motive for Oyashiro's curse said by Mion(Shion)
>so that the old village resurrect and returned to be workshipped

long time ago Europeans crushed into japan and get persecuted with the bullshit that they were demons, until a village called HInamizawa welcome them
Europeans teach to them their knowledge about modern medicine and anatomy.
The mixing with europeans extended the persecutionS to all Hinamizawa, so to stop them they created a ritual in which kidnapped people of their persecutor where tortured with the new european knowdledge to increase the shock valueì creating so much fear that the persecutions ended.

Finnally they found peace and this ritual was used as a peacekeeper every time the persecution was about to start again.
Like they said only 1-2 person were killed and "chosen" by Oyashiro-sama so everytime a person start again the persecution Hinamizawa used them as an example never killed an innocent and never killed because they liked it, but with the end of japan isolationism he governament stop of old traditions so this ritual could not start again and instead the persecution against these people grow.

Legends about Hinamizawa born , bullshit on bullshit given to them the reputation of cannibals and the total exsclusion from society.
The persecution continued until the american ceasar MACARTHUR finnally destroyed the old system and thanks Mion's grandpa money the village born again.

but Hinamizawa's pain will never end, during ww2 Hinamizawa abilities into anatomy was used in the worst way by the section 731 for torturing people.
The crimes of Unit731 were given to Hinamizawa and another bullshit about human meat sold by Mion's grannpa restard the bad reputation of the village and the persecution, so Mion's grandma to endure this situation create the strong feeling of unity of Hinamizawa but the situation never gone back to normality until 4 years ago when the oyashiro's curse started.

after Oyashiro's curse the persecution stopped again and the people of other village for fear start to respect Hinamizawa again.

SO WHAT IS THE MOTIVE OF OYASHIRO'S CURSE?
STOP THE PERSECUTION

THIS IS THE MORAL OF THE STORY, PEOPLE WHO JUST WANTED TO BE ACCEPTED BUT BULLSHIT ON THEIR BACK DESTROYED THEIR REPUTATION SO ONLY FEAR COULD MAKE THEM BEING ACCEPTED AGAIN.

>wake up
>shitposts on /jp/ for seventeen hours straight spamming the threads
>has a nice 6 hour sleep, has more nightmares about being raped by uncle
>wake up, don't brush your teeth or shower but instead immediately hop on the computer and start shitposting on /jp/ again
mentally ill

>>33688366
i brush my theet
make a great brekfast with coffe, croissant and orange juice then i remeber to be in total lock down and i remember that yesterday i discover a great unsolved mystery

what will you do in this siutation anon?