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She's gonna hug_ you into submission

man here, need strong fat hellhounds to smother me with their soft bodies

big

I love High Orcs!

>tfw no big strong wolfgirl gf

Monster Girl Encyclopedia is reclining

>>33663462
Green worms has over 4000 muscle, if they workout they literally build more muscles than an oni can.

>>33663495
Big is good. Big is love.

What should Anon Cockson do next?

>>33663480
She's not gonna be so smug once I kiss her all night.

>>33663506
It's a lazy day
Just don't bring up the fact it has been a lazy day for the past month or so if you value the structural integrity of your pelvis

>>33663551
SHE A FATTY WITH A BIG GUT

Thought about buying a birthday present for some family but aren't quite sure what to get them? Consider Greenworms! No, silly, not giving them Greenworms as a gift, I mean using your Greenworm as your gift-buying accomplice! With the careful help of your loving Greenworm, you will easily be able to figure out what your family/friend is hoping to get on their special day!

Many people panic because they have no clue where to start when thinking what a person would like to get. The best place to start is looking at what that person is like every day and what kind of interests they have. This is where your Greenworm comes in. Using their expert climbing skills and relatively small frames, they are experts when it comes to surveillance. Your Greenworm will be able to tail the person in question and take notes of what that person is having trouble doing or seems to like doing. She should pay special attention to when that person goes to the mall or takes a walk downtown, as things that they look at for extended periods can be good insight! Your Greenworm will have all the details you need to get that perfect gift! Afterwards, you can take your Greenworm out shopping with you, so that the two of you can enjoy a day out together as well as get what she's noted would make great gifts!

With a special someone's birthday coming up soon, I thought it would be a good idea to go shopping with my Greenworm for a gift. Unlike some other people, I knew exactly what I was going to get, so the two of us decided to head over to the mall to spend the day having fun in addition to getting what we needed. Getting pestered by the Devils that they slap in the kiosks, especially the ones that invade your personal space and try to sell you some Jubjub fluid for your "desert dry hands", is annoying but still made my Greenworm smile as I tried to convince them I wasn't interested. We even tried out one of those picture booths that prompt you to take pictures in various poses. It sure was fun trying to get into the pose it prompted you to do before the camera went off! The final pose was a "kiss on your partner's cheek", however the two of us, in our haste to get the pose done, both went for the kiss rather than being the one who gets kissed. The camera flashed as our lips met! The machine printed out two copies of the pictures, which we clearly didn't want to say out loud but were obviously going to treasure.

Eventually we went to buy the actual present we came there for, a jade necklace. When my Greenworm saw it she was surprised, as it was exactly the kind of necklace she'd been looking at in the mail catalogs that sometimes get sent to us. I told her with her birthday coming up soon I wanted to get her something special, as she meant so much to me. She put it on and said she loved it, telling me that she's so happy that she met me. What a perfect day of shopping! Even though the cat was out of the bag and she got her present early, nothing was better than seeing her surprised face turn into a big smile when I handed her the gift!

I think that whoever you may be buying a gift for, your Greenworm can make the experience so much easier and more fun! You'll look forward to gift shopping with your Greenworm!

>>33663525
Switch a kiki's color safe detergent with a bleach solution

>>33663566
doggie!
What kind of monsters would love a big pet dog?

>>33663664
Alice

>>33663568
Grounds for being murdered

>>33663664
any monster girl with white skin.
the imp from kc's game

>>33663684
Fine, then sabotage her broom so it falls apart in the middle of sweeping

>>33663566
Do greens really?

>>33663664
Definitely not a cat monster unless it's a Cheshire.
Cheshires are really weird monsters.

>>33663664
bunyip would go well with pyrnees or samoyed. Plus you're going to have white hair everywhere anyway.

>>33663566
You just know

>>33663664
Wights, and I think you know the reason why:
All good villains have a dog companion.

>>33663664
No can hate a borzoi, except possibly a werewolf

>>33663723
>>33663756
Make Cu Siths? Yes

>>33663664
Unironically Cait Sith.

hello I am here to remind you about mino supremacy.
that is all.

>>33663794
Go get lost in a maze lol.

>>33663794
Wurms exist

>>33663776
I wish cu siths were just a demon beast versions of dogs and not monsters that want the dick. They look so fluffy and I want to pet them.

>>33663866
Cuteness is part of their appeal. Imagine rewarding your cute cu sith with a fresh creampie for being a good girl

>>33663866
I agree

>>33663866
Just fuck it and be happy already.

>>33663566
Monster girls with pets are always cute!

>>33663794
Fellow minochad

>>33663566
Is someone collecting these? They're really cute/.

>>33663764
Good dogs help zombies catch a husband

>>33664109
Wikifag made a section in the Mega archive for these.

Remember to stay hydrated!

>>33663462

>>33663664
My Baphomet wife has a pet wolf. It's a tall demon beast a fully grown human could ride like a horse.

I would own a fuck ton of demon beasts as pets if I could

>>33663013
Simple, you just won’t be able to leave. Not that she needs restraints to do so.
>the interior of her shrine loops back upon itself, no matter how far you run or where you turn, you manage to find yourself back where you started
>doors in the distance that appear to lead to the outside instead open to her chambers, or wherever else she wants you at the time
>on occasions where she does let you outside, there’s no road leading to the shrine, only forest on all sides
>and going into the forest invariably ends with you stumbling upon the shrine once more
Don’t call it a prison, it’s the future you chose.

>>33664160
>Monster trainer notices you're getting dizzy from dehydration during your daily run with her
>Locks you into a deep kiss and makes you drink her saliva until you're back to normal
Hot.

Question about fairies:
Are they born this size or do they grow from really, really small to just small?

It must be tough to be a beekeeper, constantly seeing scenes like this and having to resist joining in long enough to get your work done.

>>33664109
The posts or the images? The images are in the OP mega archive under Misc->Greenworm Posts. It says pretty up to date, I usually make sure I sync it with what I have every day. The posts are a bit more difficult to manage, I still need to go back and copy paste the earlier ones to notepad documents, because I didn't pre-write them back then. Once I have them all together I'll put them in a folder in my mega archive so that they're in there too.

>>33664208
Imagine pumping and dumping a monster well known for their illusions and not knowing spell break.

>>33664213
Really small to small. I just wonder how strong one could get if they put in the effort to train. Would the strongest fairy even stand a chance against your average demon or succubus?

remember that it is with the seed of a male do the breasts of a woman become the milkers of a mommy

I love my lich wife!

>>33664213
Being doted on by monsters much smaller than you is great.

>>33664246
Not like it would help you. The only winning move is to not get involved. If you find yourself ensnared, it’s already too late.
The wall is just a wall, the hall is just a hall, the trees of the forest aren’t any different than usual.
You may be dealing with beings older than written history, after all.

>>33664295
She's rocking the bottomless and shirt combo nicely

>>33664347
Those ladies seem nice but why is she winking at me?

>>33664347
If there really is no escape, guess I'll just accept the mofu.

>>33664347
at least they're plump, well that's enough for me, Time to slap ass and fuck hags, and I'm all outta ass

>>33664433
Those degenerate gilfs are CRAVING for that sub-hundred year old cock

>>33664465
Slim is for the young, seductress Youkos anyway.

>>33664505
sorry like 'em nice, plump and juicy don't want no sticks, ya hear

Reminder that all non-mammal monsters are naturally bigger and stronger than human men can possibly be.

How big are slimes supposed to be? Do they just keep growing as they age/eat to where they can cover a city like in some old 50's B-horror or do they stay more or less human adult size?

>>33664566
Kesaran exist

>>33664590
>As they store up nutrients, the excess portion of their body that doesn't form the shape of a woman will accumulate under their feet. Once it increases above a certain amount, the slime will divide, giving birth to a little slime that looks just like herself.
There are Queen Slimes that can't divide but instead make new human bodies for a pseudo harem hive mind.

>>33664566
I think I'm taller than a vamp mosquito

>>33664566
t. coping womanlet sahuagin

Taking my little cousin to the petting zoo!

If I marry the evil fox, will she teach me awesome magic stuff

>>33664590
All in all a mature shoggoth is somewhere between a large truck and a small train. You don't see it most of the time because normally they don't pick up the entire house, but they could if they wanted to.

>>33664615
Ah, so they divide when they reach a certain mass then.

>tfw magusanon epilogue soon

>>33663462
That's why blue is better.

>>33664295
I love to fap to your lich wife!

Is this cow or is wight, discuss

>>33664837
>no claws
>no greenworm around her neck
>no degeneracy
>no dumptruck ass visible AND accentuated
that's a cow anon

>>33664837
A bold theory but,,,perhaps....it's just a pretty cow.

>>33664837
I wonder how undead milk changes depending on what species they are.
Like, what does ghost milk taste like? Wisp milk? Skeleton milk? How does zombie milk differ from wight milk? I need to know...

>>33664759
Oh yeah? If blue is better then why doesn't blue have a dedicated drawanon? Why doesn't blue get written in a bunch of different scenarios, rather than just haha blow smoke we fuck now? Why doesn't blue make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Sure, keep believing blue is better, keep lying to yourself.

>>33664869
I see no spots, cows have spots, grug think wight

>>33664909
Grug is wrong about this one, trust fellow grug

>>33664759
The red ones go faster.

>>33664914
all cow have spots, so grug right

>>33664942
but milk come out, and cow moo. grug wrong.

>>33664942
look at this cow, spots only on bottom, other picture has only top, we can't know for sure but we know it's not a wight

>>33664955
>>33664962
milk from goats, too so grug think it funny look gote

>>33664759
do you think cunny wunderwurms smoke juuls?

>>33663566
>anon and worm kiss casually now
hold on when the fuck did this start happening

>>33664699
Only if you promise to use your powers for awesome.

Can my Creeping Coin be in Silver?

>>33664699
Something something contract
Something something don't aim it in anyone's eyes.

>>33665046
Only if you pay your taxes

>>33665075
filthy money laundering danuki paws typed this

Hey, can anyone help me, Danuki's want me and sent their mofukuza, onilective, the hounds, Los torros, and snake mafia after me, what the fuck am I to do? All I said was No from getting a damn loan from that shady danuki working the corner

>>33665189
Get yourself someone strong to protect you. Jinkos, Minos, Onis, there's bound to be someone willing to protect you. I've heard rumors that Greenworms and their scary hoods may be able to keep you safe as well.

>>33665189
Find a dragon zombie. Danukis are weak against gas.

>>33665216
the thing, most of those girls are the ones coming after me tho

>>33665235
There are nice ones out there, just go to the gym for example and say you need help. There'll be one guaranteed to help you with your workout, then you tell her what's going on. She'll walk you home and keep an eye on you. Alternatively if you want to do the >spoiler option, I'm sure you could find one who really only wants food and will protect you with literally no consequences.

>>33665286
Ok,, I'll try, but they are staking out my house for any movement. It helps that I live in the basement

Fiship seems alright

>>33665327
4monster /soc/ is a good option to ask for help, although I'm not sure what a bunch of other NEET monsters can do for you.

>>33663462

>>33665361
aight I'll try that

>>33665423
well told my situation but they don't believe I am a man, they keep posting show dick or GTFO

What monsters would try and press their giant boobs against my body on a crowded train?

>>33665442
Well, you know what to do.

>>33665442
listen either you post it online to a bunch of NEETs that have 0 shot getting a man without spilling spaghetti or having it shown anyway when any of the syndicates sent after you pants you and rape you in the town square. It's your choice.

>>33664213
fairies usually just poof into existence

>>33665471
>>33665475
well time to give 'em the goods, wish me luck bois

>>33665189
Submit to the Cuddle Triad

>>33665509
There's so much amazing LN art I haven't seen yet, that's incredible. What's she gonna do if I don't hug her?

>>33665046
>persuading CC to morph from gold into other rare and exotic faux-materials
fun times

>>33665528
>If I don't hug her
This is implying you have a choice

>>33665555
I've no clue what you call those post numbers but nice.

>>>33662937
>Kikis bar is a popular spot for novice adventurers
>One young adventurer comes in around the time kikis friends usually gossip
>Young man gets an eyeful of four pairs of heaving CC tits resting on the table
>Mr. dick takes over and the adventurer goes over to chat with them
>Kiki comes out with their drinks and finds her friends being clumsily hit on by the adventurer
>Despite his awkward attempt at flirting they're absolutely eating it up
>Ms. Phantoms written plays where this happens but has never experienced it
>Kakuen is almost always ready for banter but finds she has nothing to say
>Miss Titania is staring at the adventurer while her mind takes a vacation
>Dark mage’s grimoires never mentioned what to do in this situation
>Kiki inwardly snickers at her friends beet-red faces and tells her daughter to bring another drink for their table
>Also tells her daughter to watch that table carefully because no matter what happens the experience will help her later in life

>>33665509
>>33665501
> Be me, in basement
>give a dick pic to strangers on the internet cause I like my kneecaps and don't like stupid danuki loans
>great just whored myself to the internet
>Well I can still walk now
>I check outside my window
>yup those gangsters are still there
>WTF.wav
>Is that an army, cause sure sound s like one
>Look to the left
>I see a bunch weebed out mgs coming running, they all look like basement dwellers
>Lots of em are carrying fucking didlos
>LOL.wav
>Most of 'em are small, short and chubby
>welligotaboner.wav
>They are approaching the gang members and are fighting them
>Holy fuck is that a fucking ochimusa wearing hentai doujin armor and wielding a fucking katana
>and there is a cupid yeeting lonely potions and yelling arabic potions
>hell, there is a bunch of wurms just using their tard strength to fight the Gangsters
>We got a war.png
>Try and sneak off with my virginity in intact

>>33665533
reminder that gold is fucking heavy and even a small creeping coin should weigh well over a ton

>>33665709
So what you're saying is that she should facesit me.

>>33665705
*words

>Your wife and daughter will never go ass to ass while taking turns sucking you off

>>33665754
It's a bit unfair to my daughter to have her far smaller curves directly shoved up against her mother's.

You are being chased by a horde of wurms, what do you?

>>33665754
And that’s a good thing™️

*eats you*

>>33665879
I would be running towards the wurms.

>>33665879
Stop and say "It's ok ladies, I'm actually a Greenworm" and start eating some leaves. If you have a hoodie on, you can sell it better. Those idiots would believe it in a heartbeat, they sometimes mistake their own reflection for Greenworms.

>>33665879
it's illegal to run from wurms, they leave too much collateral damage in their wake.

>>33665930
smart man like myself

>>33665931
But what if they start whining and asking you to be lying?

>>33665754
Alright I'll ask the question. Why the fuck would I want to perform sexual activities with my own daughter?

>>33665942
Just eat more leaves. They can't prove you wrong if you keep eating. What are they going to say? "NOOO YOU CAN'T BE A GREENWORM BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GREEN" That's pretty rude, now leave me alone, I have leaves to eat.

>>33665934
by whom, cause I heard nothing of the sort

Never trust a fox to be your interpreter

>>33665978
by Joe Mama

>>33665995
never trust a fox

>>33665879
Find my slime wife so that she can fend them off

>>33665978
Any city that likes their buildings or infrastructure

I need a monstergirl with this exact personality

>>33666007
Huh, do you like her now? Pretty sweet pick if I have to say myself Anon.

>>33665879
Tell them Little Timmy fell down a well.

>>33666006
Fox

33666017
>expecting people to just know what that is
>google it
>it's yurishit

>>33666017
willowisp bait

>>33665879
Well I know what not to say. Don't make fun of SuperWorm, say you need legal help, or say you're lonely. Honestly, it's probably your fault you're getting chased to being with. You said one of the 3, didn't you anon.

>>33665709
They're not real gold, for all we know they could be relatively light.

>>33666070
I was alone eating my burger and was thinking of boobas

>>33666017
Patrician taste. Allow me to point you in the proper direction- look no further than Dark Priests! If you desire a monstergirl that's mostly humanoid, but has every single aspect of that lustful degeneracy that every monstergirl has multiplied several times over, so clearly visible in her eyes- then look no further! Worshipping your cock, her husband? Plebian stuff for Dark Priests! They'll build an entire CHURCH around your fetishes, and 'convert' as many as they can to your tastes, with weekly mass orgies being held to test the faith of their flock to your desires!
And fear not! I haven't forgotten about one of her most attractive aspects, and neither would she! All of her uniforms for speaking to her flock would be ripped up in juuuust the right places to show where she lovingly bore the brunt of her husband's abuse, pointing out the bruises and from time to time, even coming in with casts. All for her lovely amore! All for her diety!

>>33666030
She’s not my favorite, but she’s nice

>>33666088
You said "sure could use some fat wurm tiddies" out loud, didn't you?

>>33666115
maaaybeeee

>>33665879
list lazily to the left

Would you join them, too?

>>33665952
Different strokes for different folks, gotta remember that.

>>33666150
You must be new. We don't do that here.

>>33666150
no, cause I like living

>33666150
Kindly fuck off.

You have slimes and you have solid state mgs
Now we need mgs in a gas state.

>>33666150
I don't get it.

>>33666184
Vore is a patrician fetish.

>>33666214
gotcha covered there

>>33666217
Vore

>>33666217
They were eaten.

>>33666221
>>33666241
We don't do that here. Take it somewhere else.

>>33666221
Not here, it isn't. Sandwormfag is chill but that's as close as it gets.

>>33666247
By who?

Your waifu just ate a raging mushroom, what's her preferred method of destroying you in bed? Does she even make it to the bed?

>>33666279
The lamia, you can see two noticeable lumps.
Not a good way to go.

>>33666150
>>33666221
Fuck off subhuman trash.

>>33666308
IN ASS WE CAN, and not even close to the bed

>>33663462

>>33666308
Scratch and bite marks all over me especially in weak spots like abdomen and neck

>>33666308
You don't really think of any "methods" when you're under influence of raging mushroom. If a monster eats it, she's fucking you on the spot.

>Tfw no mayandere sorceress gf.

>>33666308
You know I don't actually know what would happen if I accidentally gave my Greenworm a Raging Mushroom. I usually have something I could say but I really don't know.

>>33663462

>>33666150
You're not banned anymore, faggot?

>>33666150
oh, its retarded

>>33666348
Those tail drills are doing it for me

>>33666214
Gas means that your wiener's
played with by a suicidal
weirdo.
Gas means you're gay.

>>33666462
I wish to have my face sat on by the hellhound with the fattest ass and her grinding that ass over my face as I lick her pussy like the good little monster manslut I am

>>33666462
Fat thronesitters.

>>33666536
?

>>33666494
same

>>33666233
Imagine the smel...wait a minute. I can't imagine it. Arrgh my head. Do my eyes deceive me? Does her hair form alien geometries of the like that would drive Euclid into the very bowels of lunacy? Yes it does! It IS the dreaded s p i r a l! Oh dear, I feel faint. Did she just give a tinkling giggle? A tekeling giggle? Tekeli-li? Urgh. My brain. IT TINGLES. THE SCENTLESS NATURE OF AIR IS DRIVING ME MAD. I NEED HELP! NIGGERMAN SAVE ME! I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA! FORGIVE ME NIGGERMAN! NIGGERMAN! HELP ME NIGGERMAN!

>>33666465
Why would I be banned?

>>33666574
U aight bro

>>33666466
How?

Where's my rata bodypillow wife?

I wanna get assassinated by a kunoichi

Would you be extra attractive to catgirls if your named happened to be Tom?

>shitposting starts
>check /tg/
>still foaming at the mouth for yelling at the pissfag
I wish this wasn't so predictable

What are some of the funny places people picked on the map? I've seen the jap bapho in the elementary school, the rata at the wildlife rehab place, and the titaniaguy at the gaylord college. I guess west china is a meme in itself but I'm talking more about specific places

>>33666679
I mean, it would certainly be easier to get used to the cat calling for you than if your name wasn't Tom

>>33666308
Amazon position with deep kissing

>>33666700
the shitposting only started because of the vorefag
just ignore him

In your opinion, which maid waifu is better, the Kiki or The Shog, no boths, just one or plead the fifth

>>33666586
I think I'm calming down. It was the spirals you see. They ar...wait. That is a strange way of typing. Is that some phonetic argot, or perhaps some specialized jargon? Oh no. I recognize that pidgin. It is the ebonics. Argh. Have the Negroes infected you with their hip and or hop? Urgh. Have I been infected? IT CaNnOT Be.I must find help before the infection takes hold... HELP ME NIGGERMAN! OH NO IT IS TOO LATE. SAVE M LETS DO KEG STANDS NIGGERMAN!!! YOU TOTALLY ROCK THAT SIDEWAYS CAP NIGGERMANBRO! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! ALL UP IN THE HEEZY YO!

>>33666787
I like Kiki, but Shog is the one that made it in my top 5 of MGE girls, so Shoggoth.

>>33666787
Kiki but that's more because I prefer solids.

>>33666787
Shogs, theyre much more comfy

>>33666787
Kiki 100%

>>33666150
Yes

>>33666787
Kiki, but shog would be fun for non-euclidean baby making.

>>33666787
Kikis are cuter, and also shogs have no respect for personal space.

>>33664698
Oh there's gonna be petting alright

>>33666787
Shog both

>>33664756
The "epilogue" is going to be like 50k words. Maybe more.

>>33667009
screw you

>>33666787
Best to collect a maid of every species just to be sure.

>>33667013
Imagine

I hope it's more

>>33666787
Kikis because they are willing to share their maid knowledge with other monsters. When a non-shog monster asks a shog how to be a maid, they just do that weird smile.

Do Barometz can taste like any fruit? Eating them out would feel more like a fruit juice or a liquor?

How do I bully the hakutaku nerd the spent all summer reading nutrition and exercise books and is much stronger than me now?

>>33667086
by getting buff as well dumbass and bridal carrying her into your bed where you will bully her sexually

>>33667086
Slap her milkers, call her a beef breed.

>>33667086
Be overly into it and make her blush

>>33666787
Shoggoth parasite slimes infesting Kikimoras.

>>33667086
A boxing hakutaku could still impart her knowledge to you through her fists.

>>33667116
I do not feel safe when cow spiders are nearby.

>>33667175
What's wrong with big, fluffy cow spiders?

>>33667116
grug feel safe cause spidermoomoo is cute and pretty

>>33667186
My bones are too brittle for their kind of love making.

MOFUCORE FUCK, MOFUCORE FUCK!!!!!
IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!

Gentlemen....
Kiki battle maids.

>>33667234
Are mofucores the infant stage of manticores or are they manticore themed miniature pets?

>>33667243
with living armour maid outfit

>>33667234
NO

>>33667258
Nah, I was just thinking like normal plate dresses.

>>33667211
Drink more milk then.

>>33667282
grug like spidermoomoo milk, it make grugg peepee fell funny

>>33667282
>drink ushi milk
>gain wolverine-esque healing powers
>STILL can't regenerate your pelvis fast enough to keep up with her

>>33667282
You think the ushis have some? They do have cow in their name.

>>33667325
>half cow so they produce milk
>half spider so they also produce silk
>can cook you a delicious breakfast
The perfect creature.

>>33667325
All monsters have milk anon, it's just easier for some to make it than others.

>>33667350
Their silk is more like burlap but it's the thought that counts. I'd still wear that handknitted scarf.

>>33667350
grug wishes to find spoodermoomoo, where grug find some

>>33667404
Can you not?

can the scorpion mg lactate as well? would it have her poison in it?

>At MG farmer’s market
>Passion fruits, prisoner fruits and lamentation mushrooms galore
>Oh and normal human land type fruits and veggies to
>Find cute wurm bringing in crates of produce while listening to music
>Those hips don’t lie and her breasts could one shot a lilim
>Shop around near her stand watching her finish setting it up only needing to put her home made sign up she made out of crayon and glitter
>Only for it to get blow away by the wind but I seize the opportunity and catch it
>Know I won’t get another chance to speak to her due to spaghetti pockets
>Ask her for a date
>She nods happily and rushes back to her stand sign in tow and pulls out one date from produce crate
>Eat it
>It’s actually really good, better than a barometz fruit
>Try to correct myself and ask her out to a date but she’s just too dense and gives me more dates
>Buy 4 lbs worth of dates from her and head home dejected
>Along the way country bumpkin minos making fun of me calling me a city slicker and for not knowing how to ask out a country gal
>Ask them how but they just laugh at me for not knowing
Please can someone teach me how to ask out a country monster gal

>>33667354
Even Doromes?

>>33667463
Ask her on a lime, she'll understand.

>>33667463
give that cutie a smooch on the lips

>>33663462

*unlolis your baphomet*

>>33667463
You mean rendezvous

>>33667282
Is their hair fixed or does touching it make it fall out like some tarantulas?

>>33667538
yes mommy

>>33667557
they have no need to kick urticating hairs as they lack fear.

>>33667538
Was getting shotafied part of the deal too?

>>33667585
something I would gladly do even without the deal of getting a milf Baphomet

>>33667367
The poor quality and equally poorly woven ushi clothes
>Claws have no dexterity constantly poking holes and missing stitches
>Rough itchy material even a werewolf wouldn’t sleep on let alone good enough for anon to wear
>At best could be made into a sticky potato sack
>Couldn’t even pass intro to seamstressing in high school
>Made with love
The divine quality and professionally made arachne garments
>Claws could thread centuars through eyes of needles all day
>Soft silken material that pharaohs would war over
>Is constantly designing new dresses, suits, and casual wear for loving couples making their special day even more special but always saves her best for her and anon
>Teaches seamstressing classes to help pass her skills to young arachnes and could teach Ms. ushi to if she’d only swallow her pride and not use her own “silk”
>Made with love

>>33667605
thin spider limbs wrote this slander to the Ushi's good name, she may not be good but she is cuter that a normal spider girl

>>33667580
Good, I'm sure they love a good brushing then. As payment for milk and silk.
>>33667605
The claws may be inferior but is the silk actually superior?

>>33667634
She does make a pretty good lasso. Kind of.

>>33667538
The forbidden spell

Gonna cast megamorphasis on a normal kiki.

>>33667686
you now have a mega cc milf kiki, you know what must be done, right?

>>33667639
As clothes it's not ideal but it's probably got better tensile strength than the average arachne.

Has your waifu gone through a mahou shoujo phase?

>>33667693
The breeding shall commence immediately.
Triplets will be our first go

>>33667697
so best gambeson if made good is what I am hearing

Which Sabbath has Bogeys?

>>33667708
Go on and be fruitful, my child

>>33666006

She really is perfect. Shame the artist didn't do more than one.

>>33667699
>mahou shoujo
whats the appeal?

>>33667718
Probably runya runya. They fit the sleepy motif and are excellent intel gatherers.
Also momonika because why not.

>>33667538
NOOOO!!! That's not allowed!!!

>>33667742

>>33667731
>whats the appeal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA8mtxGI8yk

>>33667753
Stop it! Baphos are supposed to be permalolis!! No tits! No adult!

>>33663462

>>33667605
The virgin arachne
>weak threads break in a light breeze
>spend days crafting "elaborate" clothing claiming it's made with love (even though they were too busy weaving to pay attention to him)
>haughty and arrogant, people only tolerate them because they want a new shirt
>waste too much time trying to be a seductress, husband falls asleep half the time before she gets to the main event
>any clothing she makes shrinks in the wash
>insists on a quiet domestic life in some boring home or far-flung ruin, no sense of adventure
>so weak she could probably be over powered by a child if she didn't "restrain" her man (we all know he could rip through it like tissue paper if he wasn't humoring her
>can only produce a few dozen feet of silk before she's "tired" and can't spin anymore

The Stacy Ushi
>thick threads are so strong they are regularly used to moor the Demon Lord's massive cruise ship (only one strand needed)
>husbands clothes are made in a matter of seconds because she knows he's cold and can't be asked to stand around for the next few days waiting for one
>gregarious and outgoing, they are the life of the party wherever they go
>know what their husband wants when they want it, foreplay happens AS the fucking commences
>clothing could stop a ballista at pointblank range, machine washable at ANY temp
>adventurous and rugged, will show you all the world has to offer while keeping you safe and warm, never a dull moment
>one of the strongest monsters, regularly wrestles wurms for sport ((and wins) graciously)
>can fill multiple industrial spools with her silk without pause, only limited by time and insatiable hunger (fucking so hard necessitates a high caloric intake)

>>33667812
I like her lovely shade of pink.

>>33666150
Die bastard!

What episode and season is this from?

>>33667881
This is from 4chan anon.

>>33667952
>4chan the abridged series

Why isnt there a gacha for mge?

Spiders should not fight one another, they should join as one, and cover human kingdoms in blankets ob web.

>>33667985
its called mimic hunt

>>33667274
It's okay, mamonos sexually mature much faster.

>>33667952
>series finale
>over a decade of content culminating in one final climactic moment
>freezeframe
>"Y'ALL EVER HEAR ABOUT THE BENEFITS OF GREENWORMS?"

>>33667985

Because KC isn't a horrible person who will turn someone's waifu into a 1 star.

>>33668056
But if he was which would be?

>>33668046
I'll be long gone by then anon

>>33667731
skimpy outfits with skirts two sizes too small
Plus this one has a dash of OHOHOHO sprinkled on top

>>33668067

Matango, Charybdis. Hellhound, Cheshire and Manticore being 5 stars would rake in a lot. Relatively. Depends how many people play.

>>33667870
I think that's what he wants

>>33668089
I'm sorry Anon, but Matangos would be crafting ingredients, much less 5 stars.

>>33668070
Well, I'll always remember the based lone Greenworm poster.

>>33668070
You're here forever
But you'll be papillon anon by then

>>33668070
If this is a post implying being an hero you had better fucking not.

>>33667367
>>33667605
>ywn take up sewing to make clothes with your loving ushi wife's silk
>ywn spend long hours in front of the computer with a ball of it learning new patterns
>ywn present your wife with a sweater with a Anon+Ushi in a heart stitched into it
>ywn see her put it on and start to cry when she says that it's perfect
>ywn lovingly massage her silk spinner while she makes more for you to use
>ywn compliment how strong and supple her silk is
>ywn give her a little kiss on the cheek and tell her that you'll make her a great set of spider sock leg warmers with it
>ywn sleep in a bed under a quilt made from her silk lovingly in each other's embrace
>ywn make love in a hammock you wove with her silk just to try it out
PAIN

>>33668110

I meant they would be one star. Same with Charybdis.

>>33668089
I don't know if I would be upset about Greenworm almost assuredly being a 1 star, because on one hand she'd be worthless, but on the other hand I could f2p pull millions of them without trying

>>33668149
>But you'll be papillon anon by then
He can take the page from some other waifufags and have daughterus.

>>33668174
Anon you really had to type this out and share this pain with the thread.

>>33668067
All the common ones, with a high star version that require weeks of grinding or $$$

>>33668200

Could always give her a niche like a lot of low stars in Fate have. Best farmer in the game is a 1 star archer, one of the best supports is a 2 star caster. Most of the rest have something less impressive but still good.

Or make it so you can pump resources into her to make up for the gap.

>>33668242
FGO is really weird in that the low tiers have a LOT of good servants.
The archer class actually has the best in the game, better than some 4/5 stars

>>33667753
GODDAMN KC MAKE MORE GYARU MONSTERS

>>33668242
>they implement PVP
>you decide to try it out with your waifu for fun
>get absolutely blasted by some random on the internet with a giga roided out 1star Greenworm

While you all are fighting over which spider poops out the best "thread". I'm just here in a loving embrace with my snek wife. Paradise and true happiness is in the loving coils of a lamia.

On the topic of gatcha wives...

>>33668300
sea snek only

>>33668300
HAHA HE LOVES THE MG WITH NO ASS

>>33668242
Oh I see. The only gachas I have experience with are Pokemon Masters (the only one I've played briefly) and Brave Frontier (which my brother whales on). I didn't realize that other gachas actually had useful low star characters in them. Would be nice if the worm was useful in that regard, probably means there would be more art of her which is always welcome.

>>33668346
Yes.

>>33668221
I just had to let it out friend.

>>33668346
Yes

>>33668286

If it's not pay-to-win I'd be all for it honestly. I love seeing stuff like that. It's cool to see people strengthen their favorite characters to hilarious degrees.

>Challenge oni to arm wrestling contest
>Ushi-oni comes over to tie our hands together
>Instant she finishes she yells “Go!”
>Begin struggling using all my strength
>Takes few seconds to realize she isn’t even trying
>She’s just playing with me not even moving her arm
>To rub salt in the wound she chugs a bottle of sake
>Calls her bff to tell her about this weak boy that should’ve stayed in the greenworm section
>Takes selfies making sure to include me
>Even puts her head down and takes a mock nap
>Use all my leftover strength to move her arm an inch towards the table
>She acts impressed
>Then says it’s her turn now
>Not going to go out like a bitch I reach forward and grab her tits with my free arm pulling down her top
>Surprised by this she doesn’t pay attention as I put my whole body into it and her knuckles touch the table
>Act smug about winning then remember we’re still tied together and the web ain’t loosening
>Dragged to girl’s bathroom while everyone is hooting and hollering like kakuens

If I had a dime for every single time an artist has refused to draw the greenworm on comm request, I'd have two dimes. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

>>33668441
should have gone for the subtle pussy play with your foot, you could have claimed that it was the horny kakuen's tail or something

>>33668444
You don't know how funny that meme is to me, it always makes me lose my shit. Why didn't they want to draw the worm? Too grotesque/questionable age?

>>33668444
It is a weird design that throws all anatomy knowledge out of the window

>>33668347

If she's popular enough, she might even get alternate versions. Swimsuit, Christmas etc. Fire Emblem Heroes was ass, but it did have 7 different versions of my favorite character. It actually made the fandom incredibly salty, and goddamn that was satisfying.

It's too bad I could only deploy 6 of my Camillas for raid defense at a time.

>>33668444
I will never forget that anon who got denied because the artist thought wights were furries.

>>33668441
always carry a neck knife, anon

>>33668486
basically >>33668487
Lots of artists have no mecha/furry/any number of other hard to draw things in their will not draw section.
>>33668502
That was me, Anon.

>>33668506
Yeah I guess that sounds about right. I'm not an artist by any means really but I actually have problems drawing things that aren't the Greenworm, and even then it looks kind of weird in spots.

>>33668444

That is hysterical anon. Let me humor you if I were to draw you green worm what do you want her doing exactly?

Just a picture of her?

>>33668506
>Wightfag’s wife is a furry
Well at least she’ll always have friends in wonderland

>>33668580
Don't worry about it friend, It's been accepted by someone else.

>>33668593
>Wightfag’s wife is a furry
You misunderstand, the artist thought the claws meant she was a furry

>>33668174
>>33668221
>quilt squares alternate between the ones you made and the ones she made
>the first half of the quilt is rough and poorly stitched
>it gets progressively better farther down, culminating in elaborate patterns at the other end
>in the last row, in the middle column, is a small stitched artwork of you two cuddled under a tree in summer
>She's holding you while you rub her pregnant belly
>the next quilt you make will be made of memories of your daughter's childhood
>including the two of you teaching her how to knit

>>33668643
That's pretty autistic.

>>33666787

>>33668643
I know I was just being sarcastic

>apologizing to a monster girl because you flopped around on top of her for 5 minutes before cumming

>>33668158
No just obese , diabetic , highblood pressure that sort of thing

>>33668728
Please workout and diet, friend. I'd rather have you turn your life around, health wise, then have it end.

>>33668559
At this point, you probably have an entirely unique drawing style as a result of learning your anatomy and proportions by drawing caterpillar girls

>>33668728
I assure you I'm only borderline one of those things

>>33666787

Shog can literally turn into anything you need for your mansion. Kiki is a glorified maid while Shog takes personal care of your home and master to the next level.

>>33668753
Holy shit, that's one hell of a thought. Have we witnessed the birth of a worm master?

>>33668753
Yeah I've had those moments looking at the stuff I've drawn, look at the Beelze in this pic. For some reason I'm so used to drawing the lines that should be for the hips/pelvis in that spot on the greenworm (right below the bellybutton) that I drew them way up there, when ironically you can see the strings for what would be her panty-things underneath. It works out sort of because it looks like she has a bit of a belly on her, or like she just has long legs but it's kind of funny regardless.

>>33668814
Love me some beezles

>>33664264
Fairy would hand out a whoopin' so bad those corrupt beasts would stay hiding in their demon realms.

>>33668908
You know the scholars sidhe has to be kicking some ass when he's not watching.

neee boya~
care for some sake? after I make you an adult of course, Ufufufu~

>>33664264
You clearly haven't watched Super Fairy Team Rescue Force on the Fae Network friend.

How does a Mofucore tailpussy feel different from a regular Manticore tailpussy?

>>33666247
Yeah I noticed that a few seconds later.

Post cute skunks

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't laugh at the pai-loli papillion.
She just didn't enough enough prior to her cocooning and now has to deal with her body emphasizing certain places due to a lack of nutrition.

>>33666787
Kikimory seem more achievable yet Shogs... Idk, Kiki let it be.

>>33669054
>don't love your Greenworm too much, she might decide to pap early and have breast envy for the rest of her life

>>33668728
Your wife would want you to be healthy, Anon. We're all gonna make it.

>>33669068
>Do it too early and you get a loli papillion.
>Do it later but still early and she's a pai-loli.

>>33669092
fine by me, love me some short stacks

>>33669113
>'He he he, your oneesan is here anon!'
>Papillion is standing proud, smug.....and is about a full foot and a half to two feet shorter than you.
>She's filled out in the chest and hip/rear region but evidently none of it went to her height.
>Still insists on being called oneesan.

>>33669129
I'd love Narmaya pap desu.

>>33669129
If she's got the back, she's getting the plap.

>>33669149
Best bit? She doesn't need you to kneel down to pat you on the head.
She can just fly.

New Kiki WIP. I might be a shog guy but these tits speak to me.

>>33669187
The black dot is where the boner is manufactured.

>race play with a succubus
>she pretends that she's your owner and your a slave like in the days of the previous demon lord

>>33669187
Do I recognize this kiki? In any case, delicious cup size!

>>33669195
fellow birth mark patrician, I see

>>33669221
>race play with a succubus
>she blue shells you

>>33669054
>>33669068
>papillon form and proportions are determined by some mix of nutrition and love
I can only imagine what wormbros pap is going to look like, he's said she eats homecooked meals from him 7 times a day and theres definetly more than enough love there

>>33669187
cute

>>33669231
that bitch

>>33669195
Yeah can agree with you whole heartedly.

>>33669235
She either comes out extra thick or extra buff.

>>33666655
>Rata hates how fluffy her tail is because her husband cuddles that to sleep every night

>>33669297
well goodness what does she expect him to cuddle?

>>33667538
This is a Baphomet I can get behind.

>>33669017
There is no penis micro enough to know.

>a bicorns husband is unaware of the very nature of his wife's species
>they hire a kikimora maid
>the bicorn secretly told the kiki to fuck her husband while she's away
>the husband freaks out when the kiki tries to fuck himwhile his wife is away
>bicorn returns home and sees her husband tied to a chair so he can't escape and the maid is riding him
this is the only instance where rape is actually okay.

>>33669332
Can't you just let the little tailpussy lick up against your dick?

>>33669332
Unless they're stretchy like fairies.

>>33669336
>this is the only instance where rape is actually okay.
You say this and yet I'd gladly let a fox fuck my dick off after chasing me through the woods, curious.

>>33669338
Yeah, but that's not a real comparison to full-size tailpussy.
That would be like comparing licking the tip of the cock with deepthroating the whole thing.

>>33669336
This sounds actually very distressing and damaging to the husband, not wise.

>>33669336
rape's okay if a bunyip does it. They make sure to apologize the whole way through.

>>33669336
I cannot imagine how utterly destroyed that husband would be. 0/10 senpai, but 10/10 if he would have been aware but also thought he could resist.

>>33669375
Yeah, that crosses the line from rape and becomes rape.

>>33669375
>>33669395
it's a monster doing it to a man so it's okay

>>33664759
You're walking through Wonderland when this lady blows a sweet-smelling smoke rings in your face. What do?

>>33669297
It's okay we both cuddle her tail

>>33669485
Take a squeeze

>>33669485
Remember wurmy and keep walking

>>33669485
Suck the blueberry milk directly from her breasts to try and dilute the effects of the smoke!

>>33669448
No, if I'm already married then getting forcibly raped by a strange monster is going to be terrifying and sad,

>>33669518
You fool, liquids are more concentrated that gases

>>33669540
anon is not known for being bright

>>33669485
I'd ask for her pipe. If she gives it to me, I'll then just tell her that smoking is bad for you and then walk away with it instead of giving it back.

>>33669535
This.

>>33669535
at least it's no where near as bad as the other way around. Guys unconditionally love sex no matter what.

>>33669485
Wish her good morning.

>>33669697
wrong

>Be shota anon
>Recess time
>Metal slide is free
>Run for it avoiding kakuen monkey bars
>Sneak past pharaoh playing simon says
>Avoid arachne webs and ushi trap doors
>Sprint past anubises so I don’t get “enslaved” and forced to help build sand castles
>Somehow tanuki got there before me
>She knows I love the metal slide but says I have to pay the toll
>But I already spent all my money buying cookies at lunch
>Offers alternative method of payment
>Follow her behind the hedge
>Metal slide is no longer my favorite activity during recess

>>33669752
nice

>>33667605
>ywn make potato sacks from an Ushi-Oni's silk

I think greenworm sucks!

>>33669697
you are fucking retarded