/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33635610
Burning the midnight oil?

Military elves are better than tree hippie elves

Wrestle sweaty monster girls into submission

>>33635635
I hate everying that VN had to offer.

>Foolish hero, I have defeated you and now you will sire a new line of monsters who will help me conquer your home in the name of my mother the Dark Lord
>As your new mistress my first order for you is to join me in b-bed so that we may start this new f-family line of darkness a-and evil
>And we can- I MEAN we will c-cuddle afterwards

>>33635656
this chair
this chair
this chair

Not even in undeath does bureaucracy end.

>>33635656
>>33635685
Wait am I missing something? what is the VN about?

>>33635689
The was a story long ago where a woman a dedicated her very soul to a death god
then it was revealed that said god was pretty much a impusive brat of a woman and the former acolyte had condemmed herself do being the gods secratary
I forget how the rest of the plot went

Picking a savage, dum dum or infant waifu and teaching her that all couples maintain hygiene by rigorously tongue-bathing each other.

>>33635698
MC is a military guy that dabbles in drugs and sex trafficing
He gets his arm blown off and his Illigal shit exposed, forcing his discharge
He than ivades a town where two countries are having peace talks
Your mission is to break both elves and eith sell them off as slaves or use them to manipulate the two countries influence
And get revenge on his former subordenate (pic related) that exposed him

>>33635815
Well that seems quite rude

>>33635815
Putting on the Reich it seems.

>>33635815
Bruh
you left out the bad stuff
Gangbangs, orc rape, mind break, the shit that was done to that one dog-girl, the pregnancy thing. and so on

>>33635815
Someone tell this artist that gloves are supposed to go all of the way to the wrist

>>33635734
Definitive undead tier list:
S tier - Ghouls, Zombies
A tier - Skeletons, Ghosts, jiangshi
B tier - Banshee, Mummies, Phantoms
C tier - Wights, Liches, Will-o-the-wisp, Ochimusha, Pharaohs
D tier - Dragon zombie, Dullahans, Doppelgangers
Seethe tier - vampires

>>33635877
Anon, Big guy, what's goin on? You just put my wife in seethe tier.

>>33635872
Just imagine the gloves are too small for her hands

>>33635868
>the pregnancy thing
Is it hyperpreg or something?

>>33635894
It's a dumb meme.

>>33635905
One ending has them raped by orcs, and the epilogue has them pregnant.
But not only might it not be the MC's children, he states he's whored them out to so many different races that he refuses to actually fuck them agian until he finds out what it is they are carrying

I'm not a harem guy.
But

>>33635683
Oh no, how could this happen to me :^)

>>33635947
I hate cold. And snow.

>>33635932
I saw you do it, Big Guy, she's lying in her coffin blubbering and distraught.

>>33635943
I mean, cerberus is just one demon, so if you go for those 3, its still techically one demon

>>33635943
Technically monogamy.

>>33635943
See, but that's the best part about them. It's one demon with three bodies.
They're the Queen Slime of beastgirls.

>>33635963
>>33635969
Beat me to it.

>>33635894
>>33635955
Then tell her to stop seething
>>33635932
>t. seething vampire

>>33635943
x in 1 are at least by me monogamyfag approved harem because they are still technically one monster

>>33635981
She's going to be brooding on her throne for weeks, Anon!

>>33635610
>I wish I was home making more potions

>>33635943
Butt*

Learning anatomy is a nightmare, but it's well worth it, if it means I'll be able to draw my own waifu.

>>33636153
More arms for more hugs

>>33636153
>>33636189
also a dick for butthole pleasures

This thread needs more patriotic harpies.

>>33636209
>dick
I doubt I'll ever do commissions, but even if I do, I won't ever sink this low.
>picrel
Mom saw my notebook with my attempts to draw something and she asked what am I going to be drawing. I said "pretty girls".

BTW if that Anon who gave me those drawing pdfs is reading this - thank You brother.

>>33635683
I want more bloodline corruption stuff.
Are there any good stories about it or do I have to make it or pay for it myself?

>>33636254
There was one greentext on ao3 about a very dense hero reverse corrupting Lilim's bloodline. It was quite nice and pretty creative.

>>33636266
You got a link to it because holy hell there's a lot of MGE stuff apparently.

>>33636362
Not him but
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28986387
I like ao3, better than ff.net in regards to the balance

https://youtu.be/9zrSCEZ9v7I
By the time you hear this it's already too late to run, just accept that you're hers

The Order doesn't know their newest hero has a demon momster.

You trust the fox, don't you anon?

>>33636496
I trust the fox to be a fox, but I only trust a fox who trusts me enough to let me fluff and brush her tail.

>>33636494
No man chooses his lineage.

>>33635635
>tfw no big booty retired high elf general gf

>>33636496
Nice dumb fox!

>>33636496
That depends. Does she love Oden?

>>33636496
I trust the fox to milk my dick, yes.

>>33636391
Well that was pretty nice and wholesome.
I like it.

>>33635943
I mean it's technically one girl innit
You could be in 3 different sex positions at the same time
Isn't that great?

>>33636391
I prefer the format of ff.net over the rather messy ao3 but holy hell some of the crossovers of ffnet's MGE is probably the most cringe shit I've ever had the misfortue of laying my eyes on
And to think I wouldn't have bothered with that site at the first place if writefags here did their job; I blame them, really

>>33636496
Serious answer: no. I've always been so caught in their being the archetype of sly egoism, it's a bonerkill in case of their humanoid sexy form. Somehow even KC's take on them doesn't work: inari and yoko both give off a feeling of what I've described, and I remember they were even stated to be fairly hypergamous before he waifu'd up the setting? So someone like Ahri look peak thots to me.

>>33636827
I mean, pastbin threw a retard and no one here really likes TFT or the old froums, so you have little choice
I do remember that one ben 10 crossover on ff.net is an import from the wiki

>>33636875
>The old forums
MGR is nice as its the biggest window for MGE content and translations dispite being made for MGU and its bullshit

Always pat your dogs!

>>33636827
Play the MGE fanfic drinking game!
Go to any of the major sites (FF.net, AO3, whattpad) and take a shot every time
>Crossover is from a fromsoft game
>protag is an isekai that has guns
>The extinction theory comes up
>Lescatie is saved/ the invasion is a loss and a bloody one
>high teir monsters and gods taken out with minimal effort
>protag is immune to DE becuase fuck you
>monsters are family destroying rapists
>The comment section is bloodthirsty

>>33636933
But why would I do that when I can shitpost about monster waifus here in this comfy thread?

>>33636933
You'll end up drunk before You could say: "Read the fucking setting".

>>33636933
From Soft good!

>>33636963
I've got too much alco to fridge and nowhere to leave it
>>33636980
The real kicker that some of these dudes actually DO read the setting, and the carry on their bullshit (I do respect that one guy that put a disclamer saying his story was not accurate in anyway to MGE proper)

>>33636933
Really, why bother using MGE name if they just want some powerwank isekai self-insert MC to massacre pretty girls for a power trip fantasy and soothe their bruised egos? It's like exact opposite of what MGE settings are for and if things were really bad like this back then no wonder KC got so pissed at western """fandoms"""

>>33636929
Or they'll pet you
By force

>>33637015
The OG translations are so far behind us they are no longer an excuse
I could just sum it up as "people are dicks"
Or people are worrying obbessed with their view of things like pic related

IM ADDICTED TO YOU BUT I KNOW THAT YOURE TOXIC

>>33637081
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE WITH THAT DEVIL MUSIC

>>33637064
Wait... they want to kill all MGE girls because they feel "empathy" for the men who get happy endings with them? Is that what I'm reading here?

>>33637015
I never understood why won't they just use MGQ instead as a base for their wankery. It's literally tailor-made for humanity vs monster girl conflicts and killing is completely canon there. All they need is to introduce something to prop up humanity's power levels a bit and they get exactly what they want without the need to fuck with basic rules of the setting.

>>33637015
Postmodernism is hell of a drug.
Those people fell for modern "culture" memes and think conflict is inherent as happiness is the default and they are unhappy, because of things that were put on place before, not because of their shitty life choices.
Since they think that they need to revert to nothing to be happy, they seek to destroy and they do that by conflict, since they think it's inherent.
Those people are fucked in the head and think life is about ruining things and that being happy with a nice wholesome wife/husband and having a loving family (what 95% of people strive for) is a lie and the only way to be happy is to murder, burn and destroy people (or monsters) that You deem enemies.
Best ignore such people, don't give them no time of Your day.

Behold, the dastardly endgame of monsters

>>33637183
THE HORROR! MAH EYES

>>33637113
It's probably because MGQ has monsters that are actually willing to fuck you up whereas wanking over slaughtering MGE monsters is basically just killing civilians. It's not like they'll actually even try to hurt you the vast majority of the time.

>>33637192
GAZE UPON THE TERROR, AND DESPAIR

>>33637064
>suffering
>in a setting that's entire purpose is to stop suffering
bitch what the fuck.

>>33637064
They're not dicks, nor some kind of 'fiction moral police' they'd like to believe they are; they're just severe autists who gets offeneded over fap materials because of their fragile egos who in turn, seek to emasculate their own self worths in fictional settings by making their insert characters 'feared' or 'respected', especially from the female crowd who they unconsciously blame most for their shattered egos irl and that's how HFY fics are born

>>33637221
How can we ever recover from this terror human bros?

>>33637237
But muh vaguely germanic empire will collapse and pure humans must always win.

>>33637099
>>33637237
Monsters doing what they do in MGE is seen as a bad thing, racial genocide and whatnot
It doesnt matter about the happy endings, humanity is being "bred out" along with the invasions and corruptions and thus humanity suffers
(yes we know KC as gon out of his way to disprove this shit but the average fic writer neither knows or cares)

>>33637287
From the very beginning the entire goal of the monsters has been explicitly to stop that from happening. You have to be a genuine retard to think that genocide was ever even a ghost of a chance.

>>33637287
>humanity is being "bred out" along with the invasions and corruptions and thus humanity suffers
Cheshire hands typed this shitpost.
If you actually believe this go read fallen maidens you brainlet

>>33637343
I'm fine, its not me you have to worry abot

>>33637200
>It's not like they'll actually even try to hurt you
Then why does my wife tortures me daily with pic-related, huh?

>>33637287
The only reason why humanity is at the risk of being bred out is that they indoctrinated to support the very same deity that cursed them to be weaker than an average monster. If they all supported monsters the entire "breeding out" shit wouldn't be a problem. Furthermore - it won't be a problem soon when Lilith figures it out and it's evidenced it'll only take like 10-40 more years (span of one generation.
Moreover the monsters might save dying races, because od the fertility increase and monsters can realize any power fantasy one might have, as being joined with one means Your bounds are broken and Your potential is now limitless.
And don't give me shit about being "not human", incubi and succubi are the real humans with their original powers. As for looks - most monsters are regular succubi and succs can appear 100% human (elfs are succubi too and they look 100% elvish).

>>33637360
Because you are a cheating bastard

Built for the MGE universe (maybe night elves as well)

Order boys belong in monster beds

>>33637360
>warm flame that makes You feel Your wife love and loving presence all the time
>makes sex infinitely better
Oh yeah, terrible torture.

>>33637360
oh noooooo not the fire that makes me fuck your brains out stoooooop

>>33637381

Silly little kots deserve pats

Bats!

>>33637379
I want to turn one of these into an S&M Succubutt

Attention anons. No, it isn't massive mino muscles this time. Instead:

massive oni muscles

That is all.

KDF's daughter is a genius!

>>33637491
Understood, how massive are we talking about?

>>33637491
I wish I had a big, tomboy momster who was a bit too eager to teach me about "the birds and the bees."

>>33637561
Just massive.
If it looks like she can shatter your spine with a gentle hug, they are of optimal size.
Hence there is no real maximum.

>>33637531
Daughter or granddaughter?
what's the difference lmao

>>33637584
Excellent, this is truely a victory for us HUEG lovers.

>>33637491

Here's a big oni (for you)

>>33637620
Indeed it is.
To me, the peak is strongfat.
Just imagine; big soft pillowy chub that your fingers sink into, deeper and deeper until you can feel the iron-hard, apex-predator muscles beaneath.

>>33637724
It's definitely patrician tier, but I like abs too much. Just imagine tracing Your tongue and fingers over the soft but firm mounds of her warm, sweaty tummy muscles.

>>33637886
Hell yeah anon.
To me, the tummy is the best part of the body.
Big pillow? Meat grinder abs? Bit of both with the strongfat? Flat and smooth?
And thee's the delicious tummy sweat.
Not to mention within the tummy is where the pure loving union between man and mamono happens.

>>33637973
The moment I laid my eyes o Your posts was the moment I knew You were a brother of mine.
Tummy is the pinnacle of woman's beauty, it encompasses both her fitness and fertility. It allures us with its intoxicating charm, so that there's no other way, than to worship it with Your lovemaking and put many children inside, forever binding Your bloodlines together in a tight, loving embrace, comparable only to the one her strong arms can give to You.

NOOO NOT LOVE MAKING THE HORROR AAAHHH!!!

>>33638102
Nothing more needs be said.
Look upon these posts, anons, and realise that mamono tummy is the enlightened path.

>>33635877
>zombies ranking higher than wights
>ghosts ranking higher than phantoms
Anon I...

>>33638195
I wanna lick the spicy sweat off the abs of my Hellhound wife!

Also reminder that the ideal woman is several feet taller than you, at least double or triple your weight, has arms thicker than your legs and has thighs bigger than your torso

>>33635877
>Dragon Zombies in D tier
You should be thrown into a matango pit

>>33638614
Hellhound sweat is delicious and makes for excellent soups and stocks.

Uishi-Onis are too rough for me good luck my walls are EXTRA reinforced just in case.

>>33638661
>he didn't reinforce the ceiling
bye-bye anon

>>33635610
Okay, those are just normal girls. Where the fuck is the monster?

>>33635635
Correct. Not to say our woodland friends are bad, mind you.

>>33635656
Even the happy true(?) end where they break free, kill all the rapists, and end the war?

2021: first contact is established.

>>33638573
That post was made by a cheshire. We all know that vampires are atleast S+ tier due to their dominating nobility

>>33638699
But ushis cannot fly!

>>33638806
Anon they've got spider bodies they can most definitely climb
How else do you think you get spiders in the attic

Who is an adorable demon princess? You are!

>>33638742
>not recognising Wright and lich

>>33638815
What if I pour slicky oil all over my walls? That way, they can't climb over them

>>33638742
>he doesn't know

>>33635610
gorgeous legs

>>33638909
Ushi can spin strong webs, anon. They can just make ropes to clib up.

>>33638976
Then I should seal myself as a basement hikkomori to be safe

>>33639015
>he doesn't know that many spiders can dig and Ushis can too
no one outside can hear you scream down there, anon.

>>33638773
How do you get mofu this big?

Selective breeding or mofu enhancement pills?

>>33638631
I for one welcome our new big overlord wives.

>>33639160
Good boy.

Would you take 7-8ft tall monster but with the proportions of a shortstack?

>>33639199
Getting nailed right in the forehead by one of those buttons wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

>>33639285
You're getting nailed, all right.

>>33639302
I hope this job has great health benefits, because I'm going to be recuperating from powderized pelvis for awhile.

>>33639352
Anon, are you seeing the size of her? Her thigh is bigger than your body.
That's at least your thighs and lower back turning into dust.

>>33639388
Even more reason to have good insurance and paternity leave for when she gets pregnant with our children.

>>33638573
Ghouls are a patrician taste anon, you know it to be true

>>33638614
Your wife is very pretty Anon, You got a good taste

>>33638868
making demons flush in embarassment for revenge them mindbreaking you!

>>33635610
CHEER UP LICH CHAN

good morning, and I LOVE WURMS AND NEED LIKE I NEED EM LIKE I NEED AIR

>>33639746
Same but wights.

>>33639746
same but with mamono in general

>>33639746
did you dream of wurm?

>>33639746
>tfw no Phantom waifu
life is pain

>>33639160
It's the smug plus the size that does it for me
I just go weak for big sweaty monster goddesses
Dominate me mommy

>>33639833
I tried at least, felt a coil in my sleep

>>33639199
>No party of adventuring party with monster girls with this figure

>>33638917
I wanna be a cheshire's tom

>>33639160
>>33639199
Posts like this are driving me inane, anyone know any good BIG artits to get something like this from? Krekkov is permaclosed.

>>33639956
Think of all the things that tongue can do

>>33639973
I would spend hours huffing cheshire breath while she licks my mouth and face and enthusiastically enjoy every second of it

Haven't been here in three months. Did I miss anything?

>>33637255
Some of you MFY crowd act like such massive faggots it's almost making me symphatize with the HFY autists sometimes.

>>33636833
>and I remember they were even stated to be fairly hypergamous before he waifu'd up the setting
Thinking of Youko there. They were seen as the gold diggers because of a single line in a brief, roughly translated Gelbooru TL. The book profile elaborated on this some more by revealing they're wild, manipulative foxes based on nation ruining types like Tamamo-no-Mae and Daji. Youko have nothing against commoners in that version, but anyone married to this kind of fox will most likely be groomed into becoming a powerful political figure, driving that territory into becoming a demon realm whether he knows it or not.

>>33640013
The demo for the MGE game came out and it's pretty neat

>>33640014
at least he isnt replying to a post from 2 hours ago for the sake of stirring up drama, why dont we talk about liliarunes instead?

>>33640041
>but anyone married to this kind of fox will most likely be groomed into becoming a powerful political figure, driving that territory into becoming a demon realm whether he knows it or not.
I'd like to see how a Yuoko is going to groom a lazy antisocial NEET like me into a powerful political figure

>>33639959
Wait Krekkov got suspended off pixiv? What for?
Anyway, it's definitely not on the same level and I'm not sure if they do comissions, but Batako and Erovsaaka do come to mind.

>>33636189
Oh baby.

>>33640116
Shave every morning. Don't dress like a hobo. Read the script she gives you.

>>33640128
Imagine the hugs!

>>33640183
Instructions unclear, got voted in by Beelzebubs.

>>33640244
The demon lady will take genuinely good care you.

What if I want to be mindbroken? Seems like a fun thing to try out. Not sure what mamono though. Maybe shog, mindflayer or a powerful demon.

What is the 3rd installment in the Agent Duster series? I know the first one is From Dust till Dawn (part 1 and 2) and one of the other ones (according to worm poster) is No Time to Line Dry. Whats the last one?

quick question what is better, lolis, cc hags, or 20-year-old mgs?

>>33640007
What would cheshire breath smell like

>>33640337
Shouldn't you decide for yourself? I like hags myself.

>>33640352
Cake, candy, and cum

>>33640352
Cat breath but with some cinnamon, and a hint of aphrodisiac lavender

>>33640337
Monsters that commit tax fraud.

>>33640387
no wonder they are so plump and have fat asses

>>33640408
If you're not quick enough, they'll eat your cake at Ms. Hatter's party. Be smart and eat the cake first before you drink the tea!

>>33640425
Oh, I'll eat my cake if you know what I mean. Ms. Hatter better be backing it up over here

>>33640425
Eat that cat ass.

>>33640352
Tea and semen.

>>33640455
yup, something I would love to do

>>33640337
mesugaki mamono that jacks me off with her thighs

Best monster for dark skin and white hair?

>>33640584
werewolves

>>33640584
yes

>>33640584
What are your opinions on BDSM and daughteru fucking?

>>33640648
Both acceptable

>>33640584

>>33640648
Not him but eh on first but big yes on second.

Give me your roughest horniest mamono you have anons!

>>33640116
People tend to listen if you have a demi-goddess standing behind you. If they know what's good for them.
>>33640041
I want a youko to make me her boytoy, install me as a puppet ruler of an Order country and then change the state religion to fox worship. The highest political positions will be reserved for people who marry my daughters.

>>33640763
Hellcore

>>33640584
All of them. Even the lims.

>>33640584
Kejourou.

>>33640885
the fact that "fused" mamono are kind of a thing scares me

>>33640930
Lich and a will o wisp what would that be?

>>33640940
Hell

>>33640648
The later is getting stupid

How does angel magic change after monsterization? Does purification magic even work if the angel is corrupted?

>>33640940
a willich? a lich with a ghostly cage? you know what? it would be scarousing

>>33636827
>did their job
But Anon, They do it for free

>>33640988
what kind of "purification" we are talking about here?

>>33638806
https://youtu.be/VDL9VxLqdvw
That's just what they want you to think

>>33635610

>>33640991
>she's a maid
>on the internet
>on a mamono imageboard
>she does it for free
>she takes her "job" very seriously
>she does it because it is the only amount of validation and self-worth she will ever have in her pathetic life
>she deletes threads she doesn't like because whenever she gets upset she has an asthma attack
>she deletes threads she doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of wholesome maidxmaster zipangese cartoons she still has to watch
>she will never be a real maid
>she will never graduate from the academy
>she will never have her sex drive sated
>she will never cook anything besides a hot pocket because she has no master to feed
>she will never have a loving and caring master to dote on her
>she will never have any friends

>>33641103
Meant >>33640992 of course

>>33635610

What does she mean by this?

>>33641235
she fucks young boys

>>33639138
Whatever women used to get Big Hair in the 80's

A yandere lilim that lulls you to sleep by incessantly whispering "I love you" while spooning you.

>>33641309
>yandere pizzabus that figures out that you know what her secret ingredient is

>>33641103
>her filters are an entire lexicon of "shog" derivatives
>if she sees a hidden post, she just sweeps the thread
>complains to the owner that shog posters and cheshires are ruining the site and that wonderland and the abyss should be range banned

>>33641103
>the professor of Master Studies in maid academy is widely known to have poor sleeping habits
>rumor has it that the famous professor studies every night, continuing to learn even as a master maid
>she is greatly respected for this
>little do they know, she volunteers as a moderator in a mist continent basket-weaving forum, and spends her nights deleting TOMposts and pictures of happy couples the regulars upload to spite her

Do not cut all the wool off a weresheep!
dont be like me guys my hips are still broken.

>>33641416
>he awakened his weresheep's shearing fetish
Rookie mistake. Next thing you'll tell me you painted the holstaur barn red?

>>33641365

>>33641416
Do not trust the sheep. You can tell just from their faces.

>>33641507
Ignore him anon, always trust the sheep

>>33641448
But it is such a classic color! How was I supposed to know it would land me as the filling to a mino-sheep sandwich?

>>33641544
I like barometz a little better. They have those rectangle eyes. Would be her ram.

>first shogs
>now this
she just keeps getting more and more based

>>33635877
>Anon she turned down marries a Ghoul and lives happily while she's still single

>>33640988
>Purification magic destroys undesirable mindsets (like the desire to hurt others) and replaces them with the "divine monster ideal." Other methods will be tried before this magic is used, as most monsters would prefer to preserve or modify memories and personality traits instead of replacing them. Targets to this magic are overwhelmed by an aggressive and fiery pleasure.
>Sealing magic temporarily blocks how much energy can be released by a target. While it is mostly used to restrict heroes to human levels of power, some of the angels like to use it on their husbands to temporarily deny release so more pleasure and energy can be built up during sex.
>Judgement magic is considered a forbidden type of magic, and will only be used if there is no other option. Instead of following divine rules, it will now only harm those who have committed irredeemable sins in monster rules. Divine judgement magic usually forces the target to feel horrible pain for their sins before killing them, but the monster version forces the mind into a reflective state. This gives the target one last chance to change their ways, and if they refuse to change, they are mercifully and painlessly destroyed by the spell.

>>33641544
Those bells function as alarms so she hears when her husband starts getting up so she can swiftly knock him back down and put him to sleep again.

>>33641568
it makes me sad that I cant find a bapho with goat eyes yet besides pic related

>>33641309
>>33641353
You call them yanderes, I call them good girls with good intentions.

Don't tell me you cannot see it?! Look to the sky! It burns!
Oooohhh! Elden Ring!

can we have a list of all montsters that, due to natural instincts, enjoy fighting, or that are most likely to go on a adventure?
ftom my head I can remember Lizardman, hellhounds, hinezumi, jinkos, amazon. I know there are more but I cant remember the rest

>>33641103

>>33641628
>good girls with good intentions
I never said that I didn't order extra when I found what she put in it

what would monster girls think about male circumcision

>>33641821
NO CUT PENIS

>>33641821
I'm not sure but they probably don't care. When you become an incubus your penis physically changes to best suit your mate's sexual desires so if they want it uncut it probably grows back.

>>33641821
It would get used as anti-Order propaganda to justify abducting more innocent, abused Order boys.

>>33641734
Ocelomeh, mino, dhampir, oni, wyvern, cursed sword, dullahan, orcs, kakuen, werewolf, kunoichi, salamander, ochimusha, soldier beetle, valk and dark valk are all what I would consider to be typical adventuring monsters.

>>33641734
Cursed weapons and living armor, combat is just another way for them to get closer to their husbands. Maybe the orcs too but the last fight they have is usually with their future husband during a raid, as they try to settle down and start a family after getting married even if they win and remain aggressive.

Man i want a gentle slow sleep sex with a weresheep
so much better then arrogant vampires

>>33641915
Why do vampires keep getting cucked lately?

>>33641925
The unholy alliance of Dhampirs and TIP broke the balance of power and now they are the butt of every joke

Okay hear me out:
Having sex with a slime while inside of the slime. It's like getting a full body hug and having sex at the same time!

>>33641915
Actually vampires are FAR superior to sheep because they can just drain your filthy blood until you're unconscious, (be thankful they're magnanimous enough to stomach your vile human juice), and let you fall asleep on their ENORMOUS and regal chest afterwards. They're all rich and pretty enough to own lavish beds that are more comfortable than any sheep could ever hope to be. And they don't smell like a barn either.

>>33641959
what a sly idea

>>33641971
Bloody hands typed this post.

>>33641883
>>33641901
thanks guys, now I feel kind of silly for forgeting salamander when lizardmen was the first one I mentioned

>>33641971
all those facts doesn't change the reality that vamps have wide flappy cunts (probably decrepit, dusty, and full of cobwebs) that could never satisfy a man like a nice tight insect pussy

>>33641925
Forced meme

>>33641925
Hard tsunderes are literally shit and deserve every indignity.

>>33642019
classic tsuns are the best

>>33641959
I thought about this when thinking of an MGE version of Terraria's king slime boss. Could a parasite slime get big enough for the host and husband to comfortably have sex inside of it?

>>33642087
At that point why even bother with having the human attached? That’s just a slime girl with baggage.

>>33636209
>Someone has a screenshot of that from 4 years ago
Damn time flies by and I still want off this ride.
>>33642087
>Could a parasite slime get big enough for the host and husband to comfortably have sex inside of it?
I don't see why they wouldn't but having all of that slime must be a little awkward to use comfortably in tight area's and indoors. Though being able to laze about on her would be very, very comfortable. I still wish Parasite Slimes weren't just tentacles and instead 'normal' slimes attached to a girl.

>>33642087
Need some art of a girl inside a big slime like a little tent telling her husband "come on in!"

this one is yet to ne scanned right?

>>33641982
>Bloody hands
>bloody
She wishes

remember that even a bug full of a nice warm blood snack can still get chilly as they have issues regulating their temperature! make sure that your little loverbug is nice and comfy!

>>33641959
>>33642132
>>33642134
this kind of reminds me of sandworm

>>33642150
she looks like she rapes little boys

>>33642150
Pretty sure there's no scans

>>33642192
mamono daughters falling in love with their childhood friends

>>33642087
>>33642132
>>33642134
Do I have a character for you guys.

>>33642221
Are they still considered childhood friends when they're actually hundreds of years older than them and never physically age with their friend?

>>33641643
very cute, here have a headpat

>>33642240
>>33642240
>they're actually hundreds of years older than them and never physically age with their friend
I wasnt thinking about Legal lolis but they still are if the boy lives his childhood as her friend regardless of the girl's age

>>33642126
Because it's cute.

Could I defeat and overpower a monster when I'm running on a raw diet. I feel like even mamano mana can't beat the pure protein power of raw eggs, dairy, and meat

>>33642184

>>33642360
>eating raw meat
Skinwalker profile when?

>>33642360
use your dick to beat them, show them the power of protein

>>33642367
Don't worry, I'll keep my little buggers safe, this will buy them enough time.

>>33642184
She is cute and not undead. I would let her drink my blood.

>>33642360
I feel like the aggressive mamono who have a similar diet will probably overpower you.

>>33642405
>vampires
>cold undead, like hugging an ice cube
>takes a big bite that leaves a visible mark
>just steals blood
>mosquitoes
>warm and lively, perfect cuddle buddies
>little poke that is barely visible
>takes blood and gives you special magical saliva energy back
it's not even close

On the subject of blood drinkers
>Leech girl
>Convinced that all your medical conditions will be solved if she drinks your blood
>Monster mana actually cures the issue while she drinks your blood
>Reinforces the idea that blood drinking cures everything for the next generation of leech girls

>>33635877
Definitive undead tier list:
Wife - tier
Banshee, Doppelganger, Dragon Zombie, Dullahan, Ghost, Ghoul, Jiangshi, Lich, Mummy, Ochimusha, Phantom, Pharaoh, Skeleton, Vampire, Wight,Will-o-the-Wisp, Zombie
Also Wife - tier
Any other mamano species turned undead, Dhampir, Hel

>>33639138
I wonder the man's genetics effect monster features.
For example, would it be possible to have genetics that make it more likely for your daughter to have big horns?

>>33642383
>Anon and his mg childhood friend explore wilderness and abandoned ruins looking for cryptids
>Local skinwalker turns out to just be a man with an eccentric diet working out in the woods again

>>33641621
That barely even looks like goat eyes.

>>33641643
Waah, poor girl. I just wanna hug her.

>>33642534
Iirc KC mentioned on twitter that, once men can be reliably born to monsters, monster children that that man has could be subtly influenced by his mother’s species.
So if a dude whose mom was a Weresheep ends up marrying a Hellhound, the pups will still be Hellhounds and will still be rape dogs as expected, but they may also have a penchant for naps and cuddlefucks.

What are some interesting stories you might hear on the Earth-Rata News channel?
>Florida man high on bapho salts attempted to rob local Wendi's of it's meat shipment. The suspect was quickly put under citizen's arrest by the chef at the establishment.
>When asked what was going through the chef's head when they were performing the arrest, all she had to say was "Awawawa... meat."

I think my cat has been spending too much time with dark elves.

>>33642688
>In a survey conducted by Earth-Rata News, it was found that human men PREFER Rata to other mamono species

>>33642720
I think your cat spends too much time posting the exact same image every thread.

>>33635610

>>33642688
>bapho salts
How do we keep these addictive and dangerous drugs off our streets?

>>33642720
Do we really need to see this every thread

>>33636224
Harpies in lewd American flag clothes are surprisingly popular. Must be the bald eagle thing

Monsters can be extremely horny.

>>33642810
I shall take it upon myself to see what that lewd flag outfit looks like draped over a heavily pregnant belly.

> your once tiny and adorable mino daughters are now huge and adorable minotaur ladies
>used to lift all of them in your arms at once; you'd probably die if you tried that now
>they occasionally tease you for being smaller than them
>all still insist on being tucked into bed and read a goodnight story because they'll always love their papa

>>33642826
you dont say!

>>33642750
>a witch calls you froma dark alley and offers you a dose of fairy powder
>hey anon, wanna go to "fairy land"?

>>33642834
Pregnant harpies seem both strange and natural. It can assumed they get strong back and shoulder muscles from having to fly with a bun in the oven

>>33642863
>have the photos of them sitting in their childhood friend's laps
>now their childhood friends-turned husbands are only 2/3 of their height

>>33642863
fuck, why can't they be real, that is just made me sad

>>33642810
What a poorly made flag. There aren’t any stars on it!

>>33642863
>big tough mino is feared across the land as a bounty hunter
>still calls me daddy and wants me to wash her hair in the bath

>>33642534
>Be me, fairly big dude
>Poor as fuck and need work
>Local farm has a job opening
>It's been run by a holstaur family for generations, but that doesn't matter
>Right?
>Do some heavy lifting and other manual labor, but not as much as a holstaur could
>Seems weird that they'd even hire me
>Turns out this is a scheme to get the farmer's daughter a husband
>Politely decline offer
>"I'm not ready to get married yet. I still have so much of the world to see!"
>Giant holstaur daughter overhears and pins me down
>Get forcibly married on the spot

Anyway, that's how I now have five 9ft tall holstaur daughters running around my farm.

This is my wife Lamar. We were wed by Father Grigori in Ravenholm.

>>33642953
When she begs you to cum on her eyes does she mean the ones on her face or the ones on her hair?

>>33641821
No medical reason to do it and the reason it became a thing in America is because some puritans thought this helps prevent masturbation and making sex less pleasurable is a good thing. They would be strongly against it.

>>33642891
If there was one thing MGQ did right, it was making harpies a baby crazy and family oriented species.
https://files.catbox.moe/fsruy6.jpg

>>33635610

>>33641821
Of course they'd be against it. Imagine how upset you would be, as a Lilim, finally taking down an Order paladin after a long fought battle, only to remove his pants and find a CUT penis without even a little smegma. It's the only thing that could potentially tarnish the experience of finding a mate.

Shog, please absorb and rape me

Unfortunately I am too evil for any monster to want anything to do with me. I made fun of a succubus for being a virgin on the internet.

Strength Form!

>>33643073
Baby crazy girls are the best.
>>33643092
Well neither of you will be virgins for long now. Congrats on the wife.

>>33643092
>A-a-and h-he *sob* c-called me a... a... *sniff* a... l-lousy succ... *sniff* s-succuslag.... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

>>33636534
>Get into top tier elven-mamano magical research facility based on innate magical power and good grades
>Majority of the students who're anons age are awkward noblegirls who went to all-girl schools and clumsily try to ask him to study with them
>Older students aren't much better but they stutter less and tend to be more dangerous on account of being willing to slip things into anons food and offering to partner for mutual spell testing
>Professors are all eternally thirsty CCs who are extremely calm and dignified in their day to day lives but somehow even more awkwardly clumsy than first years in their attempts to get closer to anon
>All of them seethe when it comes time for combat-magic partnership training and anon gets paired up with the bubble butted former general
>Seething is partly because anons eyes were glued to her perky posterior for the duration of training but mostly because she managed to talk to him without stuttering

>>33642905
As much as I love them, I couldn't handle a big holstaur. My bones are too brittle and would break during the first mating session.

>>33643200
She's going to provide you with plenty of calcium for your bones.

Lots of Anons seem convinced that their cute, needy zombie wife will become some scary, sexy wight as soon as they pump enough loads into them! A reasonable fear of losing the girl they're in love with for another, and I'm here to let you all know something!
Your zombie wife always wanted to rape you that hard, she just lacked the capability.

>>33640897
>Delicious brown Kejourou with white hair
Mighty need of this. Come to think of it there are plenty of opportunities for Kejs with strange hair colours and shapes. I want to see a desert kej with her hair done up in Egyptian ornaments

>>33641365
>She keeps banning that Canadian pharaoh but the pharaoh has 50 proxies and undead don't need to sleep
>It'll be Australian hours soon and a bunyip is already spamming pictures of dropped hot pockets on /maid/ and telling them to clean it up

Mini giantess girl when? Size difference is severely underrated.

>>33641333
>Brown dark mage
The upgrade we never knew we needed

>>33642953
Why does she have a male nigger name?

>>33641365
>then the bunyiposters arrive

>>33643339
It's a Half-Life 2 reference which is itself a reference to Hedy Lamarr

>>33638573
Zombies can be better than wights depending on what you're looking for. The DIY wight. Me personally I like a girl that can tell me stories of five to ten centuries ago, so that rules out zombies sadly.

>>33643318
>size difference

Do cyborgs count?

>>33643182
Gonna take her on a date!
I am gonna worship the fuck out of the big booty high elf general

>>33643380
>Filename
Thats an offical thing?

>>33643380
I don't think they do. Would you consider someone with a prosthetic limb a monster? The idea of a cyborgsucc does sound interesting.

What are the thread's thoughts on monster wife + soon to be monsterized hero wife bigamy? Imagine your wife training them every day to know your weak points, then expertly double-teaming you when she finally monsterizes.

>>33643477
that is pretty much how profile demon functions and im down for it

>>33641569
That artist came out of nowhere and I love what they're doing. Top tier waifus.

>>33642912
You are supposed to put them on yourself

>>33643417
yeah, a bunch of characters got "pretty" varients that is basically "this character but a girl"
I only post maxima as she feels more machine than human, what with the chest lazers and stuff

>>33643477
Not an alp but hear me out, what about bigamy with one monster and two husbands and the husbands kiss each other sometimes.

>>33643246
definitely a lot of possibility there

I just played the MGERPG demo.
Now I love werecats.
The "extra mild for white people" flavour of monstergirl.
I've been normie-ified and it feels great

>>33643246
>Kej Pharaoh
Boner says yes

>>33643446
>cyborg mamono
>nanomachine infused minotaur
>bigger and stronger than Senator Armstrong
yes

>>33643611
>×x Sexuality and attributes not handled
I'm sorry. If you are a fan of these attributes, you may be offended.
>Multiple men × Demon girl
>However, monsters who already have partners or already have their hearts set on certain men are unable to recognize any man other than their partner as a male, and since they do not feel any sexual attraction toward other men, a “seduction spell” will have no effect."
>We do not handle the above attributes in the same way.
>Once they taste their husband's spirit, not only does the energy of other men become unpalatable, it becomes so disgusting that it makes them feel like throwing up.
>their body will have already changed to belong to their husband alone, so they can't experience physical pleasure from any other man.
Monsters adapt their bodies to one man only to the point they are incapable of feeling any pleasure from another man and other men even can make them feel like throwing up.

>You will never come home to the sight of your heavily pregnant stern kiki headmaid wife welcoming you home

>>33643618
I think a lot of the "forgotten" species like werewolves and werecats only needed a good example of how lovely they can be to be popular, even when there are more exotic subspecies.

>>33643660
>When she uses you as a throne, it's a bit more involved; suspending and supporting you in a sitting position with her hair and then sitting on your lap as per usual.

What makes a jorou-gumo unique amongst arachne?

>>33643849
The bipolar disorder.

>>33643849
The whole switch thing where they go between devoted houswife and a normal Arachne personality.

>>33643706
Okay. But I don't think there's any rule against monsters being futanari. So I could have a futa monsterwife correct? Not gay btw.

>>33642534
>>33642685
>Pharaoh daughter is pale with raven black hair
I can see it. KC has also mentioned that when monsters can have sons the Mothers' genes will affect their son's characteristics. Nothing like horns or blue skin but something like future Pharaoh sons being pale but tanning in summer. Wonder if sons will have unique magical characteristics as well.

I think in the troll profile KC mentions that their sons will be very powerful earth wizards due to bein born with a natural affinity for earth magic. Which means It's a good thing incubi and monsters refuse to do anything morally abhorrent. Imagine what a young boy could get up to with his mother's godvoice

Always have a backup plan

>>33643929
KC said all monsters are exclusively biological females, if You have a dick and want to be a girl You turn into alp and lose Your dick, simple as. Now gtfo back to /d/.

>>33643938
>backup plan
uh... I throw another bottle of holy water at her?

>>33644031
I recommend pocket sand and a running start

>>33643824
Kejs are scary

>>33643938
Sorry ma'am, I saw on the news the other day that dehydration's been a big problem recently. I just wanted to give you some water but slipped when I caught a glimpse of your beauty. Well, sorry about that, if I see you again I'll make it up to you but I gotta go now.

>>33643385
She'll insist that even in training it's only right that mages should stay behind warriors, whether this is an excuse to encourage anon to stare at her ass or she gets off on having a cute weak mage rely on her for protection remains unknown. If it's necessary for anon to lead the way then she'll trail uncomfortably close behind to ensure that he doesn't get attacked by something unbecoming

>>33635610

>>33643936
>Imagine what a young boy could get up to with his mother's godvoice
This is the court anubis's fetish. Marrying her goddess mistress' divine son is her dream.

What if MGE vamps super tan like in jitsu wa

>>33644102
but I am a mage of muscle and gainz

>>33643477
Hot as hell.
>Demon wife and you agree to teach some ambitious mage forbidden magical secrets as your wife tempts the virgin mage into monsetization.
>Your monster wife finds out the local hero is secretly a huge prevent, offers to teach her some tips and give her access to you.
>Would-Be Thief/Assassin gets turned into your concubine through tough training from your kikimora wife.

>>33644077

>>33644102
My CC gf is the coolest! I would make sure to become a strong high mage so I can support her.
I would be the one protecting her after I turn her into a broodmother though

>Here are 10 tips and tricks on what to do if the demon army invades your home state!
>"the information you are viewing has been blocked due to security clearances, please be on your way, citizen."
oh fuck now what do I do

>>33644132
>>Would-Be Thief/Assassin gets turned into your concubine through tough training from your kikimora wife.
Now this is top tier. Kiki would make sure that thief turns into a well-behaved concubine who will produce heirs/servants for mastah

>>33644177
grab knife and when raided , say move and I'll chop my dick off and off myself

>>33644177
Get married asap before big sister sends a centipede to infiltrate your house through the air vents to take you out.

>>33644177
Make the general of the Demon Army a nice dinner. She will be so thankful for your hospitality that she will order her soldiers not to rape you.

>>33644177
Just ask nicely if they'll let you go, they'll probably make you sign some legalwork but nothing too big. They won't take POWs, that's too boorish, even for them. I've been living my own life since then, so it's been pretty nice. Maybe they aren't so bad after all!
>Anon doesn't know he's been wed to a young demon girl who is going to move in with him when she comes of age

>>33644201
Anon, you getting married is what they want. You must rebel and not fill your whole life with just lewdness because that'll just be boring.

>>33644117
Milf Anubis is a patrician taste indeed.

>>33636992
You've chosen your answer. Now see it through.

>>33644239
I never played those but I'm willing to learn!

>>33644238
I love this.

>>33644239
I miss the AC games
also why is mechgirl White glint always a loli?

>>33644227
Then you should marry a girl who will help you stand up for men's rights like a unicorn, cu sith or dhamphir.

Something I wanna see is how a Holst reacts to the question "When do you plan to wean him?" when she adopts a newborn boy. On one hand, there's no reason for her to take him off her milk but on the other hand there might come a time when he wants to leave her for a wife.

>>33644287
It lacks an impressive armor value

>https://i.imgur.com/0wHz6ms.jpg
mushroom sex

>Remember guys, it's important we stick together while we explore these ruins for treasure, we have hard reports of some lamia taking up residence here and a lone individual is easy pickings for the monsters. Now, Everybody should be in at least groups of three at all times and..... where's Anon?

>>33644327
Beat those suckers to the treasure, the snake is all all mine now!

>>33644309
Isn't that a rafflesia?

>>33639959
Karbo?