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Alice deserves lots of hugs!

Wife material

are alice threads still a thing

back in 2009 i was like 15 years old and there was an aliceposter that tried to groom me on /b/

>>33410439
>back in 2009 i was like 15 years old and there was an aliceposter that tried to groom me on /b/
Nice.

A hug for Alice !

Oh, come here, my dear Alice!

Why does it seem like people hate Alice or think that she's irrelevant these days? It makes me sad.

>>33410573
I show my love for Alice by bullying her

I once happened to be in Lyndhurst, England, so I visited the grave of the original Alice. I saw a slowworm near it.

>>33409366
hug

>>33410573
Making fun of Alice is like calling Youmu a dork. It’s just tradition.

People claiming she’s irrelevant is a bit more serious, but that’s because it’s been years since she was in a game (maybe she had a background cameo in AoCF?)

She showed up in Satori’s manga but never had a speaking line so to some that felt more like salt in the wound.

She used to feel like one of the more major side characters and was also one of the more popular ones in the fandom. So some are miffed about how she’s fallen to the wayside in and out of canon material.

We must all make lots of posts in this thread so she gets lots of hugs and feels better about her circumstances.

That someone is me.

>>33410930
Alice deserves a good peck from her good friend, shovel

GIWTWM

Alice is a freak who doesn't deserve hugs.

I rabu arisu

Weirdo loser who owns makes her own lovedolls

>>33410439
It was probably Alice. She's a creep who can't get a boyfriend her age, so she resorted to corrupting young and naive people.

>>33410439
Did it work?

>>33409366
What happens if I saged the thread?

>>33414286
Go away, Shinki!

>>33416451
You can't trust Arisu around anyone young

>>33409366
Very wholesome

>>33410439
>15 years ago
Fuuuuuuuuuckkk why time goes so fucking fast good dammittttttt.

>>33417172
You tried to groom that anon?

>>33417237
Sadly no

>>33415994
Whats the game called ?

>>33416186
She lives alone in the Forest of Magic because she's a registered sex offender

>>33410439
>tfw you'll never be young and naive enough for Alice to properly groom you

>>33417646
Looks like Elona.

>>33415994
Freaks deserve the most hugs! Because then you can make them do whatever you want in exchange for some affection!!

>>33421060
I hope Alice-chan is a masochist. I'm going to do lots of terrible things to her, but it'd be better if she enjoyed it.

>>33419961
I want Alice-chan to lure me into her home with the promise of candy, like the witch from Hansel and Gretel!

>>33421741
Be careful. Alice is a predator.

>>33421741
>Later that night

>>33428734
Source?

Tried google and iqdb they were fucking useless as usual

I'm all about that boot musk

>>33429143
michiking

>>33439665
Anon should be able to find it himself if he uses tags.

She's gonna be in a new game again someday. I'm 1000% sure.

>>33452797
Woah, when did Alice become a mail bride?

Alice's belly was made to grow children
Lots of them

>>33428734
Is this why Alice-chan isn't in Makai anymore?

>>33455908
God, I want to rape Alice so much

>>33409366
Is it proper for a master to hug her maid?

>>33456328
>Is it proper for a master to hug her maid?
Debatable.

Commiting suicide with Alice-chan!

>>33464930
>commiting suicide with Alice-chan
that sounds like a death so pitiful that the yama herself would send you back to earth so you could die a different way.

>>33463937
Her master doesn't allow for any debate

>>33415994
sourse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAElbJmvO9Y

>>33417646
see
>>33465936

Erotic puppeteer

>>33409366
my penis will hug her womb

>>33465936
This is amazingly well written and funny.

I want to hold Alice

I want to cuddle cheongsam Alice.

>>33475341
Cute gloves!

>>33468803
She makes that motion despite being a kissless virgin.
Alice should stop before she chokes on her food.

Alice and her Doll Squad

>>33483115
Freaky Alice

>>33487225
Me taking the picture (because Alice paid me to be near her for that long)

THE HEART IS SO WONKY OMFG

>>33416650
The only love Alice is gonna get in the near future is from her mom and sisters.

Shink-sama didn't raise Alice-chan to be such a prude...

>>33496888
She's only a prude around others. Deep down, she is a huge pervert with a giant list of weird fetishes.

>>33490308
Why is Shinki breastfeeding Alice?

Lolice is here!

>>33507386
I want to play Doctor with her!

>>33509240
I want to play House with her mom!

>>33509240
I want to play Vidya with her eldest sister!

>>33429143
Use yandex
https://nhentai.net/g/187343/

What an easy girl.

>>33521309
https://twitter.com/warugaki9841/status/1241701148865654786

>>33521309

>>33524223
Pissed off Alice is scary.

I've got a lot of hugging to do.

>>33521309
>>33524223
>Hypnosis? That's impossible.

Alice a cute~

Here we go...

>>33550201
Being hypnotized and treated like a toy is all Alice's good for.

>>33550422
Alice is also a good milk dispenser, if you ask me.

Alice...

Alice..?

HER NAME IS ALICE!!! (alice)

I want to be Arisu's best friend!

hypnosisfags are in the same tier as footniggers

Tea party with Alice!

>>33555557
Alice is a natural momhu

>>33585608
Deadbeat mom Alice! Forcing Yumeko to take care of all of her children!

Only Alice's dolls love her.

>>33594659
Not true!

>>33594713
Shinki "loved" Alice. Now she's just disappointed in her!

>>33596262
That's impossible. Shinki roots for Alice, even if she's a̶ f̶a̶i̶l̶u̶r̶e̶ misunderstood.

>>33574928
Sorry, that position is taken.

>>33605920
When Shinki roots for Alice. It isn't the "do it Alice, I believe in you!" kind of rooting so much as it is "please Alice, do something for once in your life!"

We've finally done it.

>>33614679
And in typical fashion Alice's moment of glory in the spotlight is stolen, this time by that bizarrely big-headed/small-bodied Shanghai.

>>33410439
that alice poster is partially responsible for my decent into anime and touhou
god bless his soul wherever hes at

>>33614679
congratulations.
so... how many more years until she gets married now that the dress is picked out?

Don't look down on a city witch!

>>33410439
Anybody remember those Alice 3D threads? For 3DPD they were kind of cute. I liked the interactive cooking threads they made.

>>33629566
I don't care for 3D, but the way some people treated her made me feel bad for her. She seems like an alright person.

>>33629690
Oh somebody does remember them, I'm surprised since they were only on another board many years ago. They were a bit silly, but I have fond memories of the threads. You don't really see people do fun stuff like this anymore.

>>33629746
I remember your advice threads on /b/ back in '16/'17. How are you?

God, I love Alice.

>>33629746
They were posted or reposted here

For a shut-in, Alice is pretty flelixble.

>>33636784
She hopes to impress Marisa by showing off a bunch of weird tricks. She'd be the kind of girl that would want to show you her best duck impression

>>33637077
>She hopes to impress Marisa by showing off a bunch of weird tricks.
Goddamnit, I know the feeling. I also have extremely low social skills.

>>33643135
Maybe you two could have an armpit farting competition

>>33637077
Maaaaaarisa~!

>>33630251
Oh I'm not the girl if you got that impression. I'm just an anon who liked the threads.

>>33643460

>>33646731
What an unlikeable horsebeast.

>>33646731
I want to kidnap that tiny Marisa.
At least I'll treat her better than Alice does.

I AM ALICE!!!!!

Alice love~

>>33646822
You will have to free her from her prison first

>>33646825
No, I'M ALICE!!!!!!

>>33646825
>>33658806
I want Alice to carry my child, so I'll have to make love to both of you to be sure.

>>33585608
Yes I will fill her up to ensure this happens

My butler, Alice.

>>33665215
Can I punch your butler?

>>33629566

I do. Wow.

IM GOING TO ALICE

>>33665215
Is it fine if I grope your butler's ass whenever she walks past me?

>>33421741
then she eats you

>>33594659
they kinda look like Marisa... what a fucking weirdo

>>33646825
>>33658806
>>33669572

>>33672050
That is merely a coincidence.
Her dolls have looked that way for years.

>>33675669
No. I wanna Alice without Alice, Alice always make Alice weird.

>>33672001
you can avoid that outcome by putting a baby in her

>>33629566
Those threads made me smile when nothing else did. We will never see such things again. Only delusion, despair and death from here on.

>>33684554
>>33687749
Oh, don't be so gloomy. We still have Alice to make things better.

coolest magician

>>33695167
Playing with dolls is not cool.

>>33699623
She's a girl. That makes it cool for her.

>>33703805
Isn't she a bit too old for dolls...?

>>33706993
Absolutely not, she's still very young and being enthusiastic about dolls only adds to her charm.

>>33629566
I saved three full ones of them I think, but I don't remember the meido one. I'm guessing they were later cause the ones I got were from 16 or 17 They were pretty cute though.

>>33695167
>>33699623
Magical strings are cool tho

>>33707917
There's young and then there's "young". Alice should've grown out of dolls years ago. She's a loser!

>>33715528
Don't being so mean to her!

>>33706993
She's a girl so who cares.

Where did Shinki go wrong when raising Alice? or, if the list would be too long, where did she go right?

>>33730538
Shinki thought she was a bit too harsh when raising Yumeko, so she tried to be a bit more lenient.
She went overboard with the spoiling in the process.

Would a loser like me have a chance with Alice?

>>33731406
So she alternates between being too lenient and being too strict and never learns her lesson? She should've realized after Sacchan and Yumeko that being too much of either is bad.

>>33731848
Well considering the others turned out pretty alright, maybe she just finally wanted to shower a daughter with nothing but love. And so the most pathetic doll-loving creep in Makai was made!

>>33732201
Exaclty who turned out alright? Aren't Sacchan and Yumeko basically her most successful daughters, and they aren't all that successful to begin with.

>>33732201
I can't blame her. If Alice was my wife, I'd spoil and shower her with nothing but love too.

>>33741298
Louise is a good girl!

>>33741844
What does she even do for a living? Does she have a travel blog?

>>33741857
She's so busy with her work that we don't even know what she does!

>>33731823
I don't know.
Alice might be too autistic to pick up on anything.
Also, Alicebutt.

>>33409366
fart

>>33749720
no-.

If Alice started a one (wo)man band, what would be the name?
Hard Mode: No "Shanghai Alice" varieties

>>33753888
"Doll House", obviously.

I don't think I posted this one yet.

Look at this creep dressing like a fucking child. You're old, Alice, accept it!

Alice wishes she was someone else

Seeing Alice bullied like this makes me feel bad for her.
I want to make her feel loved.

>>33761702
We express our love for Alice through the art of bullying. At least I think that's what we're doing!

>>33761515
Alice should be proud in who she is.
She has many things going for her.

>>33753888
Devil Doll!

Shanghai in chains

Just where the fuck did the shovel meme even come from
I should have asked in the ancient thread a few days ago.

Don't know who this alice girl is but here's a hug.

Alice has a new friend!

Dear Alice:

Very very big Alice

>>33791622
don't do that

>>33808518
So fertile. She's begging to be bred with that body.

>>33629566
>>33629746
>>33712435
I hope 3D Alice poster is fine wherever they are. Those threads were a lot of fun back in the day.

>>33783658
Medicine has a cute face.

>>33706993
She can give the dolls to her many daughters

>>33808804
Alice would be so happy if you made her a mom
Then she would get to keep you around to keep her company and give her even more babies

>>33830693
I'll make so many kids with her that Shinki will be jealous.

>>33833085
Make lots of Lolices!

>>33839656
I'd much rather make Alice a Lolice again

>>33841165
Alice probably loves ageplay stuff, so you can ask her to wear her old clothes and pretend she's still a kid.

>>33842038
imagine how funny it would be if you did it while the two of you were staying in Makai at Alice's old room and Shinki walked in on you haha

The headband stays on, even underwater.

>>33842424
Shinki would be support the idea. Adult life is too stressful, lonely and difficult for Alice-chan, so it's better if she goes back to being a child.

what's the best alice doujin?

>>33410439
Should have catfished him and fucked him up with some local nonce 'unters.

>>33783658
ALICE NO

>>33861566
This is why Alice lives alone in the forest.

>>33848072
The headband is part of her body

>>33861566
>>33861903
Registered sex offenders like her deserve to be alone and unloved

>>33861566
The cycle of abuse continues...

alice is not like that, stop telling lies

>>33629746
shit i used to love these threads, easily one of the most fun things that happened on this site in the last few years. it always sucked seeing them try to make a fun little cooking show and then a bunch of presumably teenagers shitting themselves at the though of someone doing something fun. anyways yeah i hope whereever they are theyre doing alright, i hope one day another anon does some fun shit again

>>33712435
shit anon plz repost somewhere, i wanna watch them again so i can relive those threads

>>33629746
That wasn't even that long ago was it

>>33866146
You say that while posting evidence of Alice's deviance. Look at Medicine's expression and then at Alice's right hand.
But Alice is very cute, so it's hard to get mad at her. I'm sure she's just misunderstood and will stop doing those things the moment she gets a boyfriend.

>>33870856
That's her upper abdomen dude.

>>33887796
Kick her off.

>>33887796
Hug the poor Alice until she stops crying.

>>33894463
If you hug her, she might leglock you

>>33887796
Like mother, like daughter

>>33866900
I'll do it but give me a bit to do so. Also just checked, it's two full and one incomplete, the incomplete being the earliest I have of them, though it could also have been that they got banned before doing a full thing, hence >>33712435

>>33899978
Sweet, take your time please.

>>33887796
Too desperate Alice-chan

>>33899978
Awesome. Thanks for your service.

>>33409366
NTR

>>33909976
>>33911940
Here ya go.
https://files.catbox.moe/f8ls2d.7z
Turns out I did have three full ones, and that one before ban one/incomplete one. Enjoy.

>>33916977
Damn, what a nice thing to wake up to. Thanks anon, have an Alice in exchange.

>>33916977
Very thank you.

>>33887796
>>33932925
>抱けー！！！
>私を抱きたいなんてなかなか変わった人ね
Make up your mind, woman, before I go hug Marisa instead.

>>33933049
>Make up your mind, woman, before I go hug Marisa instead.
Actually, you should hug Marisa instead.

Alice, Alice or Alice?

>>33937516
Shangai.

>>33937697
hmm.
Shanghai isn't an option. She cannot become Alice.

>>33937726
How about Team Shanghai Alice?

>>33937726
>Shanghai isn't an option
But she is so much cuter.
>She cannot become Alice
Good. I don't want Alice, I want Shanghai.

>>33938800
Alice can assist Shanghai into becoming Alice, but Alice cannot become Alice.

That's a lot of hugs.

>>33948158
What is an Alice?

>>33948741
A miserable pile of fail.

I'm glad Alice has a fanbase big enough to keep her relevant

>>33916977
This is precious. I hope 3D Alice is doing well.

>>33948796
Everyone loves Alice!

Why is this dork allowed to have the best boss theme in the series?

>>33959810
Best depends on the person.

>>33953865
Alice, you dumb blonde. You're supposed to lift the lid before peeing!

dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to

>>33963069
An honest mistake. She'll get it next time.

>>33963069
shes tied up, what more could she have done? hold it in for another minute or two?

>>33973490
Well she shouldn't have closed the lid before having her dolls tie her up! What an idiot Alice is!

>>33967274
Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai
Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai

I like Sakuya and Alice, but I can only love one of them... suffering...

>>33984052
Fuck you Tewi.

>>33984052
Rude.
>>33988391
Hello Alice.

Alice is probably too heavy to princess carry.

Alice couldn't say a nice thing about someone else, even if her life depended on it

>>33409366

>>33999645
You sure? Alice looks so light.

>>33999667
She isn't a mean person, she just has trouble expressing herself. Please be patient with her and you'll find out that she's a very kind girl.

>>34000543
>please be patient with her
okay...

>>34008669
Alice is scary.

>>34008669
I love you, Alice!

>>34014090
Don't be scared of Alice

>>34019375
I don't know, anon, she seems to be very lonely, so she may not take it well if I break up with her.

>>34019483
Why would you break up with Alice in the first place silly?

HAAACHAMA-CHAMA!!!!

>>34019507
If she acts like a normal person, I'll have no reason to, but if she wants to do weird stuff, like dressing me like Shanghai, tying strings to my limbs and controlling me like a puppet, I'm ditching her.

>>34019825
If she did that, you probably would't be able to escape

>>34019825
>weird stuff
>dressing me like Shanghai, tying strings to my limbs and controlling me like a puppet
Huh?

>>33727528
Yuuka is such a cunt

>>34020073
It seems like Alice has successfully brainwashed you.

>>34020603
Foolish anon. We both know that Alice is so susceptible to brainwashing herself that she'd accidentally do it to herself long before she was able to do anything to somebody else.

Look how she's bossing around those poor dolls. The leftmost one died of exhaustion 2 days after the pic was taken. Together we can stop this

>>34033638
With one small donation, you too can save a doll from Alice. Donate today.

>>34033638
Alice sneaks into people's homes and steals the dolls their parents bought for their children!

>>34033638
Imagine gaining sentience and realising you're one of Alice's dolls.

>>34033972
I'd ask Marisa to throw me into the fireplace to end my suffering.

Hugging Alice
Showing her more affection than anyone has in the time since she left makai

>>34038326
She'd probably start crying from happiness.

>>33629566
>>33629746
They weren't that long ago. When did she stop posting, I thought I saw a thread sometime before my long ban.

>>33629566
I remember seeing one but I mostly ignored it.

Arisuface

Alice...

I still love only Shanghai

>>34061544
I want Alice to force Shanghai to perform extremely aggressive femdom on me!
Just stick her whole arm up my urethra and bite down on my clit like it's a cherry!
Pierce my nipples to keep them erect and then fuck them!
Shanghai!

>>34063822
That sounds painful.
>Pierce my nipples to keep them erect and then fuck them!
>and then fuck them!
I'm not sure I understand.

>>34064064
In my mind she's small enough to treat them like a phallus, but naturally they wouldn't get erect enough to really play the part.

Everyone always fawns over Shanghai, nobody cares about Hourai...

>>34064120
Legend of Hourai is easily one of the most beautiful tracks ZUN has ever made:
https://files.catbox.moe/p95a76.ogg

>>34064200
Yeah I love it too. DiPP is a great album

>>33409366
Man, I remember being a huge 2hu nerd somewhere between 2008 and 2012. I cleared almost all games on hard, most extras and even fucking yukari. Was a huge alice fan also, scanned and translated 2hu books...
So weird to remember all that almost 10 years later.

>>34068694
That's sounds as weird as it feels.

>>34068694
Still, it's nice to see you still stick around. Good on you man.

>>34085763
Turn see-through!

>>34085763
She's not the type to wear black pantsu.

>>34064120
Welcome Houraifriend. Here you will find people who post Hourai and call her Shanghai, and ignore her very existence.

>>34094842
Red Shanghai!

>>34091480
What would she wear then?

>>33410439
she is cute

>>34091480
Black pantsu is a special to see-through.
What do you think Alice always wear?

Alice is a loser.

>>33684554
H-hello <4 I'm Alice3D, I'll be resuming threading after a work project is c-completed.

Does this m-mean I should perhaps try on /jp?
Last time I d-did, I was banned quite quickly.

>>33825279
Just crunching at w-work <4

>>34040055
I r-ran 30 or so last year, to try and keep spirits up during t-the pandemic.

>>33630251
I'm q-quite good, I hope you are doing well as well <4
I have a n-new camera set up, and I h-hope to do a lot more stuff in the coming months <4

>>33634375
I n-never posted them here, because I was banned f-for doing so.
Is it a t-thing /jp/ might enjoy?
I was w-working on a few projects for /jp/ actually...

>>34108773
Hiya 3D Alice! Got any of your old threads saved up? I wanna see more of them apart from the few that I saved.

>>34108773
>>34108892
I am glad to see you are doing alright, 3D Alice.

>>34109802
I h-have all of my cooking threads and tea threads saved, if that's what you mean <4
I m-might be able to share a few, though I w-wouldn't want to take over this thread.

For now, perhaps this is sufficient?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRVDG7h_O0&list=PLyT82Ckr2Mb74Pw8ZJZ61o57Ax5sg3vZw&index=12
I've converted a f-few to a higher quality format.

I also have m-most of my threads from 2011 archived...but if y-you mean my advice threads without cosplay, sadly not.

>>34109829
I hope you are d-doing well as well <4
Anything interesting h-happen since we last saw each other?

>>34108773
You're awesome. Thank you for the comfy threads.

>>34109899
If anything you can upload them to a mega somewhere or catbox if it fits! I loved reading your threads when I first saw them on /b/. They were fun and comfy as all heck.

I rarely get positive feedback on /b/, /ck/, or...w-well, any board really.
I'll be c-crunching and writing code for the next 16 hours or so, and now I have a reason to push.
So thank you.
I'll try to be back soon.

>>34111002
I t-try my best, I'm happy you enjoy them <4
That's t-the point after all, right?

>>34111411
I'll s-see what I can do <3
At least some of them should be uploadable, t-though I haven't had time to edit them or validate that t-they expose my face.

Here, I'll leave my c-contact info so you can contact me, maybe on the weekend, about it <4

Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Discord: Alice#8225
Email: loveoverwhelming@gmail.com

Feel free to contact me any time <4

Oh, Alice thread hit bump limit... Good night then.

>>34113733
Sleep w-well <4

>>34113770
Oyasumi 3D Alice-chan

>>34111603
Don't post off-topic images on /jp/ please.
If you post a thread on /jp/, I don't know if it would be approved
But you could make use of any of the random boards.

>>34113985
T-that's not actually the picture I posted; I'm as confused by it as you.

>>34113936
Oyasuminasai, my love <4

>>34114173
interesting, maybe it's just one of those rare bugs
can you delete the image, then?

>>34114189
The t-thread is almost dead, is there a c-compelling reason to do so?
I ask because I'd n-need to switch computers to do so, and it's a bit inconvenient given this thread likely won't last m-much longer.

My apologies if t-that is an impertinent question.

>>34114189
Problem solved! T-thank you!

>>34114304
Alice, stop being so nervous! It's ok.