/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33598549
And then there's red.

>>33598560
Between is purple

Blue are the words I say and thoughts I think.

Blue fags get out. Red is where it’s at

What's it like to have pharaoh childhood friend?

>>33598658
NO! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Peasant class citizens and the upper class Royal Nobility are and should be separated from each other, it is law!

>>33598658
Lots of friendly bullying from her, and lots of non-friendly bullying from her apophis rival because she knows pharaoh likes you

>>33598658
>>33598719
>ywn grow up with a pharaoh as her personal attendant

>>33598658
Imagine being an unruly tomboy Pharaoh's whipping boy.

>The Male Protagonist Boy has arrived to fight and combat the Monstergirls and the forces of evil

...And how successful or disastrous would it turn out to be?

>>33598758
>constantly getting dragged on her various misadventures
>you just want to sit in the palace library and read

>>33598658
>pharoah who sneaks out of her home to go play with you as kids

>>33598788
Claudius pls

>>33598785
Unlike most fantasy settings, the town guard in this world are very efficient.
He is taught the rules very quickly, and everyone is happy.

>>33598789
>as she gets older she keeps emphasizing the divide in your class
>says guys like you are only suited to serve the country and make life easy for her
>eventually you decide to take the hint and tell her you're moving away to join the border forces as a laborer
>tell her you're probably not going to see her again but you're going to do the only thing you're worthy of
>late that night you wake up being carried out of your home by the royal anubis guards

>>33598658
>Current Pharaoh is relaxing by the river bank when she hears a baby crying
>Sees a basket floating down the river with a human baby in it
>She quickly rescues it and decides to raise the boy as her own along with her newborn daughter

>>33598549
Try making your Human Order Waifu with this:

https://picrew.me/image_maker/75534

>>33598549
Bun Bun Cha! Bun Bun Cha! Bun Bun Cha! Bun Bun Cha!

>>33598799
>Unlike most fantasy settings, the town guard in this world are very efficient.

Hey now, the Imperial Town Guards if Cyrodil are pretty effective and good at their jobs. Even the Skyrim hold guards are pretty decent aswell, they are able to communicate to chickens in identifying criminal scum.

>>33598832
>tears in her eyes and she's all red faced when you're brought to her
>starts ranting and calling you an idiot because you couldn't pick up her hints
>forces you to be her personal slave so you can't even think about leaving ever again

>>33598892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21GGIoRKHvo

>Lazy men will be taken into kikimora gulags, where they will be trained into hard-working househusbands.

Dark Mage/Witches good

>>33598937
WTF that's not a Half-Life 2 quote

>>33598785
>18 minutes later he's already being fucked into hero-shaped hole by his new, loving mino waifu.

good morning and wurms are best wafius

>>33598785
Harem?

>>33598785
He gets defeated by an ancient evil

I wanna be gently mind broken by a lilim.

Waking up your mino wife with the smell of searing meat in the pan!

>>33599074
nah, oven baked ribs

Breed boats

>>33599105
Making sticky barbecue ribs as breakfast, only for my big mino

how to make the sabbath seethe in a few words: I like tits and hate flatties like you

>>33598937
>Kiki guards keep stealing men away

>>33599074
My breakfasts consist of a banana and a cup of tea.

>>33599121
no dont do that, you want a nice caramelized crust of barbecue sauce

>>33598840
>chief god sends plagues to try and cause the human population to up and leave
>they all comically backfire

>>33599164
mmm that does sound good
can't go wrong with grilling up some saucy chicken too

>>33599060
Can't mindbreak what's already broken.

>>33599217
that just means she'll just have to rebuild your mind then break it

>>33598785
made for tight insect pussy

Remember Anon to never agree to follow any strangers into an alley, Even they wish to invite you in for some food, to play some vidya, for bioncles, for the power of the cowl or anything of the sort. If any strangers are seen at the entrances of an alley, do not approach, do not interact, and especially don't take a gander at what may lurk inside of the alley.
This has the committee of Anon safety, have a wonderful moring

>>33599060
I want to be mind broken by a lilim who hides her power level for years and when im leasting expecting rape the shit out me

Me. And mastah. Forever.
Ufufu~
Trapped.

>>33599330
I don't know man, a lot of stuff is down alleys and she said the shop I'm looking for is down there

>>33599330
Anon, you keep telling me not to get the bionicles.
I'm starting to suspect you want all the snacks and vidya and bionicles for yourself.

>>33599397
no, I just wish you not to get your pelvis crushed by desperate monster girls

>>33599108
Turn boat into a shipyard

Can you teach an old fox new tricks?

>>33599350
no interest in a girl who can't enunciate

>The house is dusted and your bath is ready, master
>Do not hesitate or the ice cubes will melt, cold baths are good for a growing master

>>33599350
The way she talks makes it kinda creepy, but I guess that's what you get when you are too dense for too long

>>33599397
Hey kid, ditch that sucker. We got all the cool bionicles and video games inside. My friend Lola has a spare RTX 3060 Ti and she's giving it away to the first guy who comes into our alley, best hurry. You wouldn't want some order loving sucker to stand between You and all those cool video games, would You?

>>33599350

>>33599595
Wow that sounds like great fun, we can play Bionicles and video games together, with all your friends!
Gee, there sure are a lot of you in this alley...

>>33599595
you got my attention but I'm not so easy, I need more, I have more a knightly taste, ya dig?

>>33599350
Are you stuck?

>>33599631
It's not a dark alley if it's crowded. Find your own.

>>33599631
>This week on HOUNDED dot com

>>33599595
Make it a 3090 and I'm in

>>33599251
Sounds like a really long term investment.

cock machine broke ma'am, so you gotta go to a new location

>>33599715
>anon in a 66 human-hellhound gangbang
>fully uncensored
>4k
>no rest for the wicked

Reminder that if you fuck around with the ocean you gonna FIND OUT

>>33599889
66 wives leaves about 41 minutes per one wife a day. That's not really enough for a hellhound.

>>33599991
see no rest for the wicked

>>33600010
If it's BDSM then is it no rest of for the whipped?

>>33600064
yup

>>33599293
I've been a royal makai contractor for over 20 years now and I have the experience to say just by looking at those pictures without a doubt, in my expert professional opinion that, that man was constructed in such a way that he conforms to the rigorous set of health codes and standards that make him not only legally but also judiciously built for tight insect pussy.

>>33600168
vamps seething

>>33599981
Find out what? That Mershark is the best girl? I already knew that dumb-dumb.

>>33600222
Deep Blue Sea, but they're all Mersharks.

>>33600196
I dont fuck vampire pussy what am i a necrophilliac?

>>33600196
Vamps are sorta pointless with Dhampirs being a thing considering dhamps are literally just a better version of the same thing
A salute to the men who willingly married annoying stuck up vampires to give the rest of the world dhampirs

>>33600196
Gotta bunch of vampires that got animosity towards mosquito girls cause their pussies are tighter than them. These are girls that are jealous, cause they don't carry, they don't possess, TIP. They don't possess that FALLEN GOD GENE that's involved in these mosquito girls out here.

Keep getting jealous while your ideal man asks for TIP. While your guys ask for TIP and WISH that they could FUCK these swamp warriors with these amazing TIPs that they could pipe down to the point where they could FEEL each and every last spectacle of their penises getting VIBRATED and MILKED until the orgasm just SPEWS out. Keep saying BUGGER, keep saying VERMIN.

Come on you pussy Vamps! You love it! You love this shit! I’ll be that bug. I’ll be that vermin. Yup, with a TIP. Enjoy it. Have your man take this pussy. He’s imagining a TIGHT insect pussy. Why do you think your husbands get tiny onaholes!?

You girls don’t possess the TIP gene. That’s why you’re upset. No TIP equals anger. You’re upset, you’re mad at these Swamp pussies. These creamy buggy vaginas. That’s why you girls like saying bugger so much. I get it

>>33600277
If anything dhampirs are a downgrade from vampires

>>33600334
found the vampire

>>33600236
And it ends with a mass marriage

>>33600315
>swamp warriors
youre not a dragonfly

What sort of monster girl would she be?

>>33600236
I want a Mershark that's really nice and caring but loves to play up the "deadly hunter of the sea" thing.

>>33600375
found another

>>33600392
thats pretty much the standard for mersharks

>>33600315
Reject loose, gaping vampire “pussy”
Embrace tight, youthful insect cunts

>>33600403
Good.
I'm still not sure if I would like to live underwater with her or live on a sea-side cabin.
Both sounds very comfy.
I also want to defeat the "beast of the sea" by eating her out.

>>33600315
You made me horny damn it!

>>33600381
Holstaur

>>33599169
>Instead of turning the river into blood it turns it into extra strength aphrodisiac wine
>As a result the second plague that was supposed to be frogs is instead a bunch of horny and drunk Mucus Toads raping every boy in sight
>Instead of the third plague giving everybody lice it just makes all their clothes super itchy so everybody has to get naked
>Instead of the fourth plague bringing in wild animals it causes all beast girls to suddenly and violently go into heat
>Instead of the fifth plague bringing disease to livestock it buffs up all farmer monster girls to twice their normal strength
>Instead of the sixth plague causing boils it instead causes men's penises to get larger and women's breasts to get larger
>Instead of a massive hail storm the seventh plague is a massive explosion of mamomana across the whole country
>Instead of a swarm of locusts for the eightieth plague it's a swarm of horny insect girls
>Instead of darkness of three days the ninth plague is everybody staying in and fucking for three days straight because of all the previous 'plagues'
>Finally instead of death of the first born for the tenth plague it causes every monster girl who had sex over the past several days to be guaranteed pregnant
I'm not a very good writer or creative person but I think the chief god's face would be a hell of a thing to see after all of that.

>>33600381
Werecat? Also if you'll pardon me saying you gotta lurk more man, you stand the fuck out.

>>33600449
>divine bureaucrats have no idea how the chief god managed to mess up THIS bad

>>33600429
When I piped my first TIP, it was just to try it and I didn't really enjoy it. My second one was to see if maybe it could be better. Third one I just fucked because why not, I had already done it twice. Soon TIP became common procedure and before I knew it, I needed TIP. I didn't really enjoy it but it had become such a normal thing to me that going without it would be like going without water or air or food. I was now addicted to TIP. Pretty soon I realized TIP was just a gateway drug to other types of tight bug pussies. Arachne pussy, Mantis pussy, hell even Greenworm pussy. Every type of pussy, you name it. and I been inside of. It's not that penetrating the hole feels good, it's just a desire I have and after I fill it out, I get a sense of relief that lasts me for a timespan. That timespan has however decreased with the years and I'm now unable to go even 30 minutes with atleast a mosquito TIP. I have spent a fortune on onaholes just to get me through the nights where my countless insect wives are spent because there isn't enough TIP in the world to keep me satisfied.

>>33600449
Problem, Chief God?

>>33600453
Did you mistake me for someone else? I don't normally post this kind of thing but funposting over Eva spoilers

>>33600518
Posting unrelated images is not something you're supposed to do here.

>>33600440
you can always go for the boat house, though it really depends on how much time do you want to spend on land

>>33600540
People have done it for years, infrequently when corruption posting. It only really becomes an issue when it's /tg/ tier images, memes, 3dpd or boys.

I want to fuck an alp’s boy pussy.

>>33600315
The VAMP MOSQUITO is the epitome of mamono dominance and feminity.

Let's start by looking at her body. Her body is lascivious. Her melodical buzzing makes her presence known without her even needing to point herself out. She is voluptuous, as a result of hr high levels of mana. This gives her the appearance of health and lust. She is then covered by her insect skin. This skin reminds us of her ferocity, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the warmth and dampness of demon realm swamp, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pink monster chitin reminds us of our deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The VAMP MOSQUITO's demeanor is one of alpha female. She is playful, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. Her behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of mamono (vampires)

The summit of expression of her feminity on her body is her vagina. The TIGHT INSECT PUSSY is tightest of all the monster girls. As the vagina is the penultimate symbol of womanhood, this alone would suffice to make the VAMP MOSQUITO the most feminine of mamono. This TIGHT INSECT PUSSY is able to fulfill the desire of the neediest of human boys, being able to more than engulf all the length of the penis. Its tightness ensures that when the penis ejaculates, the potent human seed will immediately enter the womb of the VAMP MOSQUITO and ensure impregnation.

In total, the VAMP MOSQUITO expresses this feminity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When she fucks, she unleashes the entirety of her lusts and desires upon her husband without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the VAMP MOSQUITO is the epitome of feminity.

You were born into this world for merely one reason anon, just one.

T O M

O

M

>>33600595
But that wouldn't be a boy pussy anymore, just regular pussy and ass

>>33600518
Wait there's new Eva spoilers? Huh. Yeah, I guess so, I was just wondering and decided, fuck it.

>>33600544
Boathouse sounds really nice.
Would also be really fun to get visits from my "neighbors". Like a kraken that lives at the bottom of the sea and is really lonely and I' m the only man within 100 miles.

>>33600635
Asuka ends up with glasses nerd and shinji x mari is canon

>>33600614
based and bugpilled

>>33600650
Pfft.

How is it in wonderland anons?

>>33600683
EVERYTHING IS JUST PEACHY, MY DICK IS ON BACKWARDS AND I M FUCKING A CHESHIRE WHILE PLAYING VIDYA

>>33600614
I’m loving the TIP posting, vamp mosquitos need more love

>>33600639
just be careful to not get sucked into charybriss currents

>>33600683
Well you know, same old. Went to a tea party and now I was crowned king of boobs so now I must go on a quest to find the boob queen, which may or may not be my jubjub wife.

>>33600683
Footie match tonight, and I can hear my wock neighbour practicing her chants already.
CAM ON WONDALAND
SCOR SOM FAKING GOALSH

the best song for an alp
El Gran Varon

>>33600683
Terrible, me and my Greenworm came here to visit a friend and we keep getting stopped by fat blue worms trying to sell my little sweetie drugs!

>>33600766
>can't bear the thought of enduring another night of the wock living above you yelling constantly
>bang on ceiling with broom and yell "QUIETEN DOWN"
>she mishears it as "COME ON DOWN"
>still end up without any sleep
fug

what are you supposed to do when your boss starts doing this

>>33600915
submit like the good boi I am and do what my boss wants

>>33600871
brit wock sounds like a real piece of work
>work for a catering company
>get a call for a big order for a party
>big wonderland league match tonight so it's no surprise
>I mention that it must be a big party with all this food
>she says that she'll be alone and it's all for her
>what
>she says she has a special request too
>"WILL YA BE SHOWIN YA- I HOPE YA BE SHOWING YOUR COCK TONITE BAYBEE BECAUSE IMMA BE SCHLICKIN MY POOSY WHEN YA GET FOKIN NAYKID"

>>33600915
offer her a change of clothes, it looks like she spilt some coffee on her shirt!

>>33600915
I need that promotion. I'll do anything!
>>33600855
>now You have to endure Your footie obsessed missus
>her life is controlled by footie league
>given the chance You'd kill all the wondaland FC team
>not Ngubua tho
>she's our best player

>>33600990
>Go on Ngubua my daughter!

>>33600915
Oh my lord

>>33598549

>>33600990
At least she isn't a das Bapholiga fan like my wife, she just had to absolutely obsessed with the worst team in the league. She absolutely fucks me into next week every time they lose and she sees the >Shirokuto spam online

>>33600837
Rejecting the peace pipe is a faux pas among the natives

>>33598974
Make it a Full Life Consequences quote next time.

>>33601059
Well what am I supposed to do, I don't want her to become a junkie but I don't want the QoH to throw me in the Jubjub pit.

>>33601147
Just do a Bill Clinton and don't inhale it

>>33600683
wonderful
>>33600595
which other monsters would be the most interessed ones in anal?

>>33601147
I wrote a letter to Queen of Hearts and she was very professional and kind about the whole deal. Got me a loicense in no time and we enjoyed the rest of our vacation with my greenworm gf, without having to worry about her becoming a blue junkie.

>>33601147
Settle for sending your friend a letter.

>>33600871
Hand over the shortstack and no one gets hurt anon

>>33600939
>"it's easy, all you need is love"

>>33600915
kiss them teats, they look ready to bust

https://imgur.com/Z354vuf
>What is your name?
>Anon Ymous
>That name doesn't suit you. That's a man's name, but you are not a man. You are just a horny little... TOM.
>Yes, that is what you are, a mere Tom.
>Who are you?
>Anon Y-
>*CRACK*
>Wrong answer. You are Tom.
>Now, what is your name?
>Ano-
>*WHIP*
>No, your name is Tom. You are, always were and always will be Tom.

>>33601184
>Is it alright if we turn down the pipe on our Wonderland visit Miss QoH?
>Yes, yes, geez just keep that... thing... away from my treats you weirdo.

hey hey anon, lets go to the beach

>>33601282
This really takes me back to my ROOTS.

>>33600277
>edgy upstart fingers typed this
Give me nobility and class any day.

I wonder how harpy wings tastes like.

This is the goal.

>>33601282
>As she goes in for another crack
>Her whip catches on to a latch on the ceiling
>Comedic pie to the face from a hatch
>Mouse runs out from behind some furniture and grabs Anon
>Cat goes to chase him but steps on a mysteriously placed rake and comedically gets her bell rang
>This ensues for the next eternity

>>33601282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqL9NfGh-LI
Because this is how you get one!

>>33598549

Although theres only a few stories about mamano taking care of blind men are a guilty pleasure. Wonder if monsters feel the same way as they want the man to be cured but at the same time it makes for a cute story

the doctor is in

>>33601496
But the sheets

>>33598798
>When the apophis confronts the pharaoh's childhood friend while she's absent and realizes he isn't stuttering or limping

>>33601665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQe28wNe6SU

>>33601606
Are mendable

>>33600449
>Spreading the Red Sea causes ocean monsters to move into the kingdom which means a permanent population of deliciously tanned aquatic mamano
>Not to mention water magic to help the crops grow and cool down in summers
The kingdom has festivals to celebrate the chief gods "ten blessings" while she seethes in Heaven

>>33601704
The moment of shock when other characters realize Claudius has been pretending to be retarded the entire time never gets old.

fat Cheshire ass is for_____

>>33601874
making bright pink

>>33599625
>He doesn't have his grandmas number
Shit kid

>>33601848
The one time when "joke's on you, I was only pretending to be retarded" actually meant something.
And then he conquered Britain. Who'd have thought it?

>>33601874
eating

>>33600168
>>33600315
>>33600614
Who lets these Turkish monsters on here

>>33600616

>>33601894
What if she doesn't have a phone?

>>33601940
Do you guys not have phones?

If Cats call their husbands their tom then do dogs call their own husbands bastards?

>>33602008
Nothing would get me harder than any canine mamono whispering "fuck me stud" in my ear

>>33602055
bassed and doge pilled

Time to flex Your creative muscles. Time to ROLL YOUR OWN ADVENTURE. This episode is inspired by the last thread.
>it's late evening
>You're walking down the street
>suddenly You feel someone tapping Your shoulder
>it's a rata girl
<Heeey mister, do You like video games?
>of course You do! Who doesn't?
<Oh that's great, great. My friend has a lot of them in her van back there
>Your gaze follows her pointing finger and You can see a white van parked in the alley, that has a "free vidya" spray painted on the side
<You should totaly come in You know, we got new Doom and stuff. My friend just wanted to play with someone else, since I need to uhhhh. Grab smokes I guess...
>this sounds rad, Your pc is shit, and You wanted to play the new doom since it came out
<Really? So cool man. Come with me.
>she opens the van's back door and tells You to get in.
>as You take a step inside the dark interior of the car, something pushes You forward
>You fall flat on Your face and hear the doors slam shut
>in the same moments the dim lights go on and You raise Your eyes to see
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Who do You see waiting for You in the dark van Anon? Was this a cunning and masterfuly executed plan to get You kidnapped? What will now come to pass inside that van? Please tell us!

Writing a short story is most welcomed!

>>33602116
>Banshee
Cool

>>33602055
Nice. Really love some good ole fashion animalistic fucking of animal monstergirls.

>>33598549

are manticores lions or something? do they chuff?

>>33602116
>Nurarihyon
It’s so nice of my wife to pick me up. I really didn’t want to walk home alone. I don’t know what that stupid chipmunk was going on about, but that’s just how the city is.

>>33602116
>Automaton
>The vidya game offer was real
>And she's running them on her own hardware
>Internet at her house is shit too though
>So we're riding on other people's wifi in the back of her van
>Occasionally stop to "recharge the batteries"
>This was actually pretty alright

>>33602116
noice
sorry but I suck at writting fiction

>>33602245
>tech finally advanced to the point gremilins have developed videogames with sabbath's help
>all RPGs are battlefuck eroge

>>33602116
>Ushi-Oni
I think everything will be okay if I just smile, yes?

>>33602312
yes she will be stunned and you can run

>>33602116
>Flow Kelp
>Raise my eyes to see a girl with long deep-green hair
>realize that the fall wasn't so bad because the floor of the vehicle is covered in water
>the girl looks flustered and not very healthy
<Uhm, hi hus... sir, ca-an You help me?
>ask her what's wrong
<I... I got here and dried up because there's not enough water, and... and I don't feel very well. Do You have any water source I could use to moisturize myself? Please?
>she seems harmless. Well I expected video games but I won't leave a poor girl alone, when she needs help.
>pick up the shivering girl and carry her outside
>rata is nowhere to be seen
>carry the girl to my apartament, lie her down in the bathtub and excuse myself out
<Uhm sir, ca-an You make the water flow, please? We didn't have such things in the ocean, I don't know how...
>she doesn't even finish as I give her a warm smile and turn on the water
>I regulate the valve a bit, so that the water is pleasantly warm
<There miss, it's all done, enjoy Your bath
<Oh, we'll both enjoy it my dear husband
>turn around, suprised by the deep voice
>little girl is gone, instead in the bathtub I see a voluptuous, busty green woman who gently touches my shoulder
<Uhm, okay lady. I'll just leave You now to take a bath.
>her hand is glued to my shoulder, won't let me leave
<You're not getting anywhere, my savior~
>her hair envelop my body and pull me into her arms, as she kisses me and drags me under the water in quickly filling bathtub
>we ended up flooding the neighbours

>>33598549

>>33602116
>Ratatoskr
well well well
>pushed headfirst into the dark fan
>fall on something fluffy
>lights come on
>there's like 5 ratas in the back of the van
>I'm on top of another one who's blushing
>hear the van start up with a few more up front excitedly saying "we got one we got one"
>they're all taking off their clothes, ready to smother me in the mofu
>I put my hand to one of their faces saying "so you went through all that trouble to figure out I would be too tempted to pass up the new doom... but you didn't actually bring the game?"
>they start to panic
>"yeah, sorry, I'll have to pass"
>they start freak out when I start moving towards the fan door
>they really think I'm dumb enough to open the door while the van is moving
>"d-don't worry we'll get you doom mister.. please don't leave us..."
>they must know that I can't hurt someone by doing something crazy like that, but whatever I get to have as much mofu as I want AND doom so maybe this isn't so bad after all

>>33602312
smile and rub you hand across her cheek and say that she's much to pretty to be holed up in the back of this van

>newest Precure has a mermaid
she is so cute

which region do you want to see in the next Side Book?

>>33602502
>26) What will be the theme for the next World Guide?
>It's not confirmed yet, but the 'Casino City' that is also mentioned in the new book may be featured (KC)

>>33602502
Halloween Town!

>>33602502
The forest, want more info on elf societies, greenworm maturation and types (is the cocoon more silky or more hard?), dryad art update, elementals, plants, etc.

>>33602502
I want some kind of guide or succubus notebook on the abyss and chaos monsters.

>>33602502
Mist Continent seems interesting
>12 godlike monsters
>Qilin
>Fenghuang
>etc

>>33602536
I'm aware of that anon, but I asked what people here want to see

>>33602536
So we're going to not!Vegas? I bet it'll be a city that some godlike monster strung together from multiple continent's cities and got turned into a vacay resort as a result. Like you could walk out of the Zipangu themed Ryugujo palace and the ice Luxor is right across the street

>>33602502
Pandemonium

what porn would type of monster girls like
For Example
>Automaoton
>men working on electronic making groans and sounding over excited as they work on it

>>33602536
Well ain't that a kick in the head

Say you made it to MGE, a female order knight appeared, offered you some flowers and vowed you to protect you from monsters. Would you be okay with that even if she is not a monster?

>>33602502
Desert. Need more info on pharaoh/apophis rivalries, khepri kingdoms, sandworms, the existence of lamia villages, their culture, girtablilu assassins guild, etc.

>>33602709
Given how quickly order knights turn I wouldn't trust her at all

>>33598549

Though my mod for Total War Warhammer was discontinued before it even got off the ground (due to finding out about the rule against modding in content from other IPs) my mind still goes back to the mod. While a lot of factions would become hotter and sexier (pretty boy empire wizards, better endowed females etc) the only faction that would end up tamer and chaster would be the wood elves to go with how they are described as being prudish (covering up their cleavages, putting shirts on Orion, Hawk Riders and Wild Riders). The exception would be the mods equivalent of the Wargrove of Woe representing a corrupted Wood Elf splinter and combining the roster of the Wood Elves and Beastwomen, where the Wood Elf units provide a bit more fanservice in the form of a boost in bust size and changing the outfit of the wardancers to have a bare midriff.

>>33602709
Yes because soon she will be

>>33602709
I'd be fine with that, seeing as she'd get monsterized really quickly anyways.

>>33602741
This isn't /tg/.

>>33602734
I'm putting peanut butter on my balls just to see who gets the most freaky

>>33602709
Heck no.
If I make it to MGE I'm running straight for the Zipangu mountains, and go out of my way to find an Ushi-Oni to ask to be her husband.

>>33602709
I only want my waifu. I would get a mana marker and go find her. I wouldn't care about anyone else.

>>33602709
No, I want my waifu.

>>33602709
>"dont worry anon, I'm not a monster"
>a liliarune suddenly appears
>"so spaghetti until gets wet?"

>>33602709
I'd accept her offer and tell her she's such a nice lady for offering to escort me to the woodlands to find a Greenworm. Maybe the Order isn't so bad after all!

>>33602777
based trips

>>33602709
>Order Girl just straight up vowing to protect me
She's going to be Monsterized eventually. Pretty sure she IS my Waifu.

Dragon ass. What do you think about them, anon?

kotatsu demon when
Seduces with her warmth and comfiness, then never ever lets you out. Your lower half melts with pleasure in secret while your upper half sits outside for all to see.

>>33602741
How about you also add that her entire faction is glamoured to look like they have clothing when in realty they are all naked. Ready to pounce on unsuspecting empire men.

>>33602218
Kek, smoke hobos can't keep getting away with it >>33602245

>>33602857
besides the obvious answer: getting a waifu
what would you do if you reincarnated in MGE or got transported to it.
I either would join the extremist faction or search for a bapho yet without a sabbath to found one together

lul sorry, didnt meant to reply you 33602857

>>33602725
>They’re sexually depraved so they eat sloppily
Why do people do this?

>>33602895
they are the actual treasure

>>33602895
Built to be plundered.

>>33602895
made to played like a pair of bongos

>>33602194
Part lion, part bat, part scorpion? Iffy about the last part but the first 2 are it, I think. Maybe they do chuff, maybe they don't.

>>33602951
Because husband is tied up and watching, and they're gonna make him lick it off

>>33602926
I'm raising an army of Greenworms in the forest to one day raid the town and show the world the power of the hungry worms. Just know that eventually judgement day will come so you better find you waifu quickly before you get WORM'D

>>33603022
wurmy and I will be ready

>>33601038
cute mantis

>>33602709
Yes, after all she's better than a monster.

>>33602895
I need them and I need them big and meaty

>>33602895
She doesn't look very aerodynamic.

>>33603095
order alp detected, prepare thine anus for a deposit of mamano superority

>>33603050
>CursedWorm and CursedWurm working together
a match truly made in hell

>Haha anon I went on a forum for human women and typed "seething chestlets," come look at all these replies! I didn't know people fell for bait that easily!
>Then again, I remember how I got you as my husband...
>Aww don't look at me like that, I gave you the Bionicles later, didn't I?

>>33602895
>Dragon, I came here looking for booty.
>You came here to steal my treasure?
>Oh no, I ain't looking for gold, gems or artifacts. I came here looking for dragon's butt.

>>33603211
>look her in the eyes
>Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way

>>33603122
Only wyverns are aerodynamics.

>>33603211
>A dragon's butt? Excuse me?

>>33603229
>choice is yours

>>33602709
Nah I'd politely reject her, likely with some spaghetti action. You don't go for a 12/10 relationship prospect that is beautiful strong woman proposing to you for some preternatural reason... in a world explicitly known for offering 666/10 relationships on demand. And turning feels wrong to me.

>>33602741
One thing I know for sure, WhF Dark Elves definitely mog their MGE brownie counterpart.

>>33602543
That would just be in an undead realm.

>Man in Lescatie wants to lure a baphomet with free candy
>all he keeps catching is normal sabbath lolis and Druella

>>33603379
>My lady, you can buy your own candy can't you?
>"Its not the same!"

speaking of Druela, is she half-Demon or there is any other reason for the black sclera?

>>33603398
What?

>>33603379
Meanwhile the Bapho crew is at the other end of the city attempting the same thing.

>>33603398
Nah, she's just an edgelord

>>33603398
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/478404488026263552
>It's a race difference and individual difference. Extremist races often have black sclera, but your wives' races themselves are succubus or Inari. It's an individual difference that Druella has black sclera even though she's a Lilim. I've heard that Lilim have a lot of individual differences.
Individual difference.

Where are the green orcs
Why they pigs

The hag catcher 9000 is a state-of-the-art trap involving anon strapped to a crafting table cock up while nude in the alchemy section of the dept store. anon is also injected will all the venom of mamanos to be as ready as he can be

>>33603527
Because Japan likes Pig Orcs

>>33603527
Because JRPG

>>33603501
oh, thats pretty cool, now I remembered what KC said about some lilims have beastial traits, thanks

>>33603527
Pigs are sexier

>>33603586
I like green.

>>33603652
Green is best

>>33603605
>>33603652
both are good

>>33603586
green always has been my favourite colour

>>33602116
>crow tengu
>this entire thing was a setup by her friends to get her laid because she’s too much of a shy nerd to make a move on anyone

>>33603379
God, I need more smug loli druella

>>33601282
That cat calling me her tom in the MGE game got me hard like nothing else.

>>33602658
What is it with Ice Queens and casino jobs?

>>33602502
The wild west! Cowgirl Holsts riding their hubands cowgirl.

>>33602116
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Hakutaku
time to become a master of fps

>>33603961
>shitposting wild west cheshire
>the internet was made for cowgirls
>don't believe me?
>dubya dubya dubya, what's that stand for?
>wild wild west
>dubya dubya dubya dot bring that ass over here and lemme show ya some true grit dot com boy

Besides being a porno, would a phantom made version of 13 ghosts be have only ghosts or would non ghosts be cast as the ghosts as well?

>>33603815
Calling me Tom and bullying me all the time, including during the sex where she made fun of me for cumming first.
I was so hard and so seething, I wanted to pull her out of the screen and fuck the smug out of her.
KC is a genius.

>>33602705
Got another commission on how I met my wife. Lots of muscle.

https://medusafag.com/2021/03/08/tough-love/

>>33604084
fuck you, you made me hard for a smug hard ass Wild west cheshire

>>33598549

>>33602116
>Sphinx
She wasn't completely lying about vidya, it's just a trivia game instead of DOOM
and I'm gonna get TOMD for every question I get wrong
and I suck at trivia

Big hounds are often the gentlest ones, it's the small ones that are mean bitches .

>>33604280
good, greenworm anon

Submit to an ancient evil automaton and become her battery

>>33604348
does she run dos?

>tfw dragongirl got too excited seeing a single man and accidentally bodyslammed me full tilt
>tfw she sprinted to the hospital with me in her arms crying and apologizing the entire time and now I'm stuck in a hospital bed with three broken ribs and a broken arm
I feel like I should try comforting her, but I'm not gonna lie I'm pretty pissed about the whole ordeal. I think I'll let her stew and cry for a while longer.

Is that bad?

>>33604297
Beautiful hound with a beautiful heart

>>33603836
Nav draws art of them in slutty casino worker garb and we obey

>>33604375
give her ten mins of scolding and then comfort her

>>33604314
Actually not good, I made the first wurm's chin way too fat

How strong would I have to be to properly MERE LIZARD a Dragon?

>>33598549
Poll rata repost!
https://forms.gle/mfpBzErVhUZqiLiS6
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tB3D09Sx5gsmlQ1j74Iz5vX6Zt4vdrv4vaVHBUu4lS4/edit?usp=sharing
Might stop updating the map by tomorrow because of lack of responses

>>33603677
This variety is the spice of life

>>33604563
It's all good, strong chinned girls deserve love too.
especially if my son gets those square jaw genes
>>33604591
If You want to do it quickly then pretty strong. If You got a long time preference than it doesn't matter as the whole thing they have is that they will constantly empower You, untill You're stronger and then submit to You just the same.

>>33602709
If she isn't already a demon it's only fair to turn her into one as a reward for her loyal service

>Being a part of an underground rebellion in support of the Pharoahs in Apophis territory
>Be the only male who is part of this particular group
>Being the only male when the hideout gets raided by Apophis loyalists,
>Being the only male when the rebels get dragged out into the streat and find the Apophis waiting there for them
>Being the only male when the Apophis looks for someone to "make an example of"
haha, I'm in danger!

>>33604676
just say no, they legally can't rape you if you say no

>>33603204
Imagine that scene in Nightmare on Elm Street with Freddie tapping on the pipes but it's a greenworm with tapping with her cursed demon silver nubs

>>33604635
Why do asians love baphomets?

>>33604733
yup just thinking that

>>33604348
Sorry, my heart is for ancient evil foxes.

>>33604591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw

>>33604733
the western part of china makes me made with this map. I highly doubt we have more than even 1 person from there/

>>33604348
sorry lady, but If I'm submitting to an ancient evil robot, she better look like this

>>33604647
Damn. Guess I'll play the long con

>>33603000
What happens if you give one catnip?

>>33604733
Zoom all the way in on the japanese baphomet

>>33602116
>Cyclops
Interesting
>As promised there are videogames strewn about; you recognize most of the titles.
>In the back seat you see a lone cyclops who spares a moment to glance at you before continuing to play something on a handheld console
>The Ratatoskr is back after a few minutes of silence, with you being simply content to peruse her collection.
>She shoots a toothy grin directed at the both of you
>"Glad to see you're both getting along so well!" She practically shouts. It jolts the Cyclops out of her concentration
>She pouts at the Ratatoskr "Did you really need to spray paint my van?"
>"That was the most important part of the plan!" she responds, that grin never faltering for a second.
>She starts up the van and drives off before she gets the chance to voice any further complaints
>After helping them move some boxes full of videogames back to her place, you and the Cyclops played the newest doom while the ratatoskr watched with smug satisfaction

>>33604985
Holy shit.

>>33604348
Works for me. She's going to become a hero though.

>>33604985
Fucking kek

>>33604985
Holy fuck that’s hilarious

>>33602895
Should have a beautiful shape for smashing from behind.

Gonna boop a mershark on the nose and call her cute.

>>33605214
Gonna breed a silly human after doing something embarrassing!

>>33603205
>she can't sustain her husband off her milk alone
>she can't give him a milk bukkake with her calcium cannons
>she can't pin him with the sheer weight of her huge hongdongohullabaloos
Do human girls really?

>>33604290
>get a qt egyptian molly AND fun trivia
win-win

>>33605223
Is she gonna boop my nose as well after we have fucked one another to exhaustion?

>>33604676
Attempt suicide and make them think you really mean it. You'll still get raped but at least she won't be smug about it.

>>33605237
>Shirokuto taught her Sabbath many things
>One thing she failed to teach them was not feeding trolls

>>33604676
Castrate yourself right then and there. They'll be too horrified to ever look at a cock again AND it'll be a good rallying cry for the resistance.

>>33604676
>Just realized I typed street as streat
Beware of typing when you are hungry

>>33603527
Orcs were pigs in early Dnd which inspired a bunch of Japanese nerds who were creating pop culture in the 80s-90s like Dragon Quest and Lodoss War which then created a standard for future Japanese fantasy media. Same reason why kobolds are dogs and dark elves are brown

>>33604635
someone else from Arkansas, ew a lolicon nvm

>>33604280
Cute.

>>33605389
>Apophis smirks while everyone else recoils in horror
>With a flick of her wrist a powerful burst of regeneration magic regrows your dick and balls
>She now thinks you're into CBT like her and wants to do this every night
Congratulations anon, you played yourself

>>33602709
But I don't want a knight. I want a damsel.

>>33605343
>sabath internet defense force out in droves
>moral is at an all time low
>threads disrupted: few
>cow tits buttblasted: none
>men converted: negative
>levels of cope and seethe: critical
>one of the sabbath members posts a scathing tyrade about how their body type is better after a mino posts a pic of her husband resting between her massive breasts
>one response with a dozen (you)s
>"You will never be an oniisan"
>no amount of tendies could stop the tears that night

>>33605583
lol cbt xd

MERE GONADS

added mine to the list. good to see some fellow bapho lovers

Are Foxgirls better than Jinkos?

>>33605738
I like any kind of beastgirl desu senpai

>>33605738
Foxes are great! They're fluffy and warm! They even come with a free girl attached to them!

>>33605738
No

>>33605812
I only like beast lasses with neck mofu / manes.

Whats a monster you want to lactate that isn't generally associated with it (so no holsts or minos sorry). I just want to avoid the same obvious answers so essentially think of a lactating monster and whatever pops into your head go to your third or fifth choice to keep it unique. The why doesn't matter, it can be because of pregnancy, holst milk, or just happen for no reason

Personally I would be interested in a milky arachne and or banshee. Especially when they start lactating in public and only notice when they wonder why their clothes are damp

>>33604375
>"I'd hug you but I can't move my arms"

>>33605812
I'll take any beastgirl as long as she's sexually submissive. I'll gladly take a bossy anubis as long as she doesn't humiliate me, and I get to have my turn after work.

>>33604375
>pov
>(you) about to get raped by a dragon

>>33605889
Harpy. If they can make eggs, they can make milk.

If I get a shoggoth wife, would we end up breeding through different dimensions? Like having babies on different planets and maybe even on the eternal plane of torment?

>>33605738
Foxes are perfection.

>>33598549

>>33605889
I want to get pounced on by my jinko wife after work, heavily breathing with full on heart pupils and two damp spots over her nipples

>>33605889
Lactating Yeti makes perfect sense when she just found you and wants to ensure you get nutrition, but has no time to cook you a meal yet.

>>33604199
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw
Are you ready for her to be crushin' your hip and rollin' around because she’s looking for a rough ride on a buffalo man and she’s already the slickest there is.

>>33606055
Probably not. A shoggoth isn't an elder god, she's just the creation of an elder god.

>>33605889
Sandworm. The spice must flow.

>>33606174
A shame

>>33606055
>fucking my shoggoth wife
>she keeps moaning "daddy"
>feel kind of weird about it, ask her to stop
>she looks at me, confused
>"what do you mean, dad?"
When you fuck a shog, you fuck across time and space. Be prepared to deal with that

>>33606141
I like the concept he was going for but that tail texture just doesn't work. Scale details need to be more 3d oriented like in pic related otherwise it looks like a woman coming out of a flat texture

>>33604348
Ghost U-boat.

>>33606055
https://youtu.be/g79GXZ2z19E

Shit'd be trippy.

>>33606054
Small to medium breasted monsters need to have their chests teased as well. If anything they need the validation more

>>33606146
>>33606157
Touchy monsters are perfect for having the tables turned on them. Doesn't even have to be mammals, lactating lamiae and krakens are also very endearing

>>33605889
I NEED to know what goblin milk tastes like

>>33606284
This just makes me want a shogwife even more.
>you will never transform an entire world into the SHOG collective together

>>33605889
I really want to suckle on Manticore teats while she tails me.

>>33606381
Well like someone said you'll probably need an elder/outer god.

>>33605889
Kejourou. I find the idea of being cocooned in hair or otherwise restrained while being breastfed kind of nice.

Lamia types and Unagi Joro also come to mind.

>>33606448
So just call up mother to give a helping hand?

>>33605889
Also I'm curious about lactating Werebats

>>33605889
>lactating wisp
Hnng

>>33606408
Not even that into manticores but
>Drinking from manticore wife's leaky tits
>Using your incisors to bit down a bit and gently grind her nipple to make her gasp
>Before she smirks and rotates the inside of her tail while moving it up and down on your cock

>>33606374
do you think tittygobs serve as milkmaids for breast impaired normal gobs?

The order is a valuable part of MG stories, because it provides the human men who get bad ended by loving monsters

>>33606374
>fighting your way through a goblin den
>just trudging your way through the little goblins
>make it to their leader hobgoblin sitting on a stone throne
>pick her up
>the gobs, defeated, think this is the end
>you pull her tiddies out of her top and start sucking
>after an awkwardly long time getting a good drink you look at the other flat goblins staring in a combination of fear and excitement
>"You're next"
>hobgoblin puts her little crown on you and starts to cling on to you
>it sure feels good to be king I suppose

>>33606284
I think I'd be perfect for a shog, that looks amazing.

>place your wight into a preheated oven and cook until well-browned

>>33606590
Breast size doesn't actually affect the ability to produce milk. If they heard you saying that the normal goblins would hold you down and force you to take turns drinking their milk

>>33606141
Lamiass is welcome

>>33606590
Why? Do you think breast size has something to do with ability to produce milk? That's not how breasts work.

>>33606476
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

What's your favorite monster girl character from this thread that you like seeing?

>>33606800
These two, honestly.

>>33606657
Excuse me waiter, the kitchen has burnt my waifu.

I don't know why but I love real dark mg as in the color of their skin, It just drives me to want to make love to em more then their paler sister

>>33606650
<Delighted gasp>

>>33606898
I raise your shoe supremacy with mane supremacy.

>>33606960
>tfw no shoggoth waifu to live amongst the eldritch forests with

>>33606960
How am I supposed to resist her?
Should I just jump into the eldritch, and enjoy the warm, soothing darkness of a Shoggoth?

>>33606549
Now imagine sweet, warm milk pouring down into Your stomach while Your dick is trapped in a pleasure prison, while she gently rubs Your head with her warm furry paws and pampers You into another satysfying orgasm, dotting on You for making "adorable noises".

>>33607107
Accept the inevitable and she'll love you.

>>33606980
I raise your mane supremacy with chain supremacy
*clink*

>>33607171
Shoggoths shift their body into all sorts of things for their beloved's use, yes?
I long to sleep in a bed of Shoggoth, but to also lay beside her and cuddle.

>>33606898
>>33606980
>>33607175

>>33606753
Hot take, flayers would have been better if they had longer heat tentacles and mouth tentacles too. Imagine the kisses.

>>33607175
>>33607337
Hmmm...but can it stand up to leotard supremacy?

>>33598549

>>33607349
Oh lord help me
I could've sworn my pelvis just shivered in fear

good thing i threw the key to the chasity bell down the toilet they wont have my mana.