/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33579125

I honestly dont want to push my luck with KC, I think this would be seen as too forceful and if he does, I think it would take time from him to work on things like the game. Not to mention he might see it as rude. I think is better to ask about upcoming musclegirls and I think I already did a lot by encouraging the muscle Lion Girl harem.

>you know you could, in your fantasy, TRAIN to be a strong warrior guy

I dont want to be a strong warror guy, the contrast of having a strong warrior wife with a weak guy is half the attraction for me. Which is why I like so much girls like the Jinko and Minotaur.

I want to marry a loving and devoted monstergirl and start our own, large family of fifteen minimum, and invite other married men and their monsterwives of their dreams and dozens of children to join us, forming our own hamlet of like minded individuals congregating for the sole purpose of reproducing and providing the best future possible for our offspring, which eventually forms into a large village of loving, family oriented men and monsters who only wish the best for the village as a whole and their future children.

Hoh?

When dealing with monsters that can easily overpower a man, you must find alternate methods of bully

How many times must I repeat it?
You are not a machine. You are not a perfect being. You are weak, frail, and mortal. Your body and mind have certain limitations, and need constant care to ensure an enjoyable and productive existence.

Go to sleep, human. Please, dear...?

>>33579242
H-hi. I came to this world looking for a Minotaur, could you please step aside?

>>33579223
why would you want to be weak?

>>33579223
Okay. I understand.

>>33579266
But someone was WRONG on the internet!

>>33579266
It's 9 AM on a Sunday I'm perfectly justified in being out of bed

>Squire, fetch me the breastplate stretcher!

>>33579285
>why would you want to be weak?

I want my wife to be able to easily overpower me and get off on how much stronger she is and to protect me.

>>33579316
Bobbi B has gotten fat...

>>33579223
Maybe suggest it if he ever announces that he's thinking of redrawing some of the older profile pictures.

>>33579319
I can't stand the idea of willfully refusing to improve yourself

>>33579362
complacency is a hell of a drug

>>33579316
>YOUR DAD WAS A WHORE WITH A FAT COCK

>>33579362
There's more than one path to self improvement and I've no interest of combat.

>>33579362
I have no problem improving myself, just not strenghtwise or in a warrior way. I guess I would have little problem being magically strong, just not physically or in combat.

For example, I suck at housework, cooking and stuff. I would be willing to become a top tier househusband for my waifu.

>>33579213
Reposting the remade the poll, now with less mexican jinkos!
>Local MG would like to know your location!
>[Accept]
>Decline
https://forms.gle/mfpBzErVhUZqiLiS6
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tB3D09Sx5gsmlQ1j74Iz5vX6Zt4vdrv4vaVHBUu4lS4/edit?usp=sharing

I WILL bully the white horns.

>>33579431
>my single vote for a dragon was deleted
Okay, thanks?

>>33579316
I've been a squire for years? When do I get to be a knight and go out on my own?

>>33579490
Soon anon, now go preform your squire duties and cuddle with the knight

>>33579489
If you're talking about the poll from last time where i only asked for state/country and not lat/long, do the new poll.

>>33579116
>Salamanders only being available to strong warrior guys
Salamanders don't care whether they win or lose (unlike Lizards) but neither would reject someone who is genuinely interested in them due to a lack of combat skills. Both would be more than happy to train you, but even if you don't really have a desire to fight at all there are those who would love nothing more than a supportive husband to encourage them in their own training. At the end of the day, personalities are a generalisation, not rule of law.
>"But even with all this there are exceptions and even picky monster may choose a man because he has deep interest in only her and is willing to prove it. Even if he is not special besides his feelings for her."
>"They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria."
That's what separates them from 3DPD

>>33579671
I have no understanding of lat/long so I'm no longer a participant.

>>33579768
>That's what separates them from 3DPD

I agree.

>>33579772
Just do what I did and google the lat/long of your country/state

Remember anon, on the other side of the portal, she is wishing you were real too

>>33579431
Who is my fellow rata appreciator from the middle of siberia? I think you forgot a negative sign

>>33580193
>I think you forgot a negative sign
I didn't

>>33580007
This makes me wish that theory about infinite alternative realities was true.

>>33580193
thats a stealth cat with a gun making a hit from the mofu

>>33580233
How's that part of russia? besides cold.

>>33580233
Assuming you didn't just fling the pin off into siberia to make sure you don't dox yourself
The fuck you even do way out there? asides from the obvious shitposting on a Chilean snake wrestling forum.

>>33580327
I assume they squat a lot and drink vodka.

How would a society with so many monster girls species with varying body types handle things with their architecture? How would they accommodate humanoids both taller and larger than humans, in addition to humans themselves? What about when species like centaurs, lamias, harpies, Arachne, and similar species with non-humanoid body plans are taken into account? I asked in the last thread, and the best ideas were soft segregation, with another anon suggesting ramps and saloon style doors for centaurs, but how else would architecture be different? Mermaids and other aquatic species having canals seems obvious, but what else would help with them?

>>33580327
>first world fags thinking that just because You don't live in their hellholes, there's no civilizaiton and nothing to do.

You know what kind of a story I'd enjoy? An ugly and embittered girl from our world getting isekai'd to MGE and monsterizing. She becomes beautiful and finds fulfilling love with her husband. After all this is the good ending for females in MGE world.

>>33580489
Actually Mermaids already use a polymorph spell to get legs to move on land, you could just put signs "advising" mamono visitors to polymorph into more humanoid forms.

>>33580556
One Anon posted all the horse taur monsters morphed into two legged versions of themselves. I imagine same could be done for the rest of taur monsters, if they needed to visit a building that's really not built with their forms in mind.

>>33580489
monster musume has the mermaids in wheelchairs going in terrestrial buildings; otherwise, id imagine a lot of the architecture being very large without any cramp spaces

>>33580489
>How would a society with so many monster girls species with varying body types handle things with their architecture?
Such mundane inconveniencies aren't even among the main issues of cohabitation IMO; those would be enormous power gaps between species, their varying desirability in the eyes of men, etc. Those look like perfect hotbeds for conflict.

I've thought about it and my take is either you handwave it with mammybammy or anime logics, or realistically, the world is divided among species states/realms.

>>33580489
>>33580556
>>33580592
>>33580597
>>>/tg/ begone

Probably a falseflag.

How does it feel to get DISPLACED?

>Citizen reminder: Inaction is conspiracy, report counter behavior to your local Civil Protection team immediately.

>>33580849
For fucks sake, I just want to stay at home and play vidya games like always, is it such a goddamn crime?

>>33580849
I just don't feel like doing anything.

>>33580849
Miscount detected in your block. Cooperation with your Civil Protection team permits a full ration reward.

>>33580849
Well yeah what if i don't?

Hey I would recommend a shogfag and Ratafag check their locations. You may have forgotten to add a negative to one of the coords.

>>33580884
Single men can only play hentai games though, aand don't You think about masturbating or the camera in Your room will report a crime to the secret police immediately.
>>33580676
He accused someone of being a furry when they posted a regular Ocelomeh. He does that constantly.

>>33580991
>Single men can only play hentai games though
Good thing I have an entire collection of monster girl h-games
>or the camera in Your room will report a crime to the secret police immediately.
Back to masturbating in the bathroom like when I was a kid I guess
Maybe life in MGC won't be so bad after all, I heard their welfare is generous

>>33581103
>he thinks there are no cameras in the bathrooms
You have no idea how the Cumbine works.

>>33581103
Just remember to finish into a paper towel and burn them. Throwing them out in the toilet may attract bubbling slimes and Your trash is monitored.

>hey anon, it really does work! All I had to do was post a picture of Bane, and look at all these (you)s!

>>33581159
Aww, she's a wholesome little shitposter

>>33579263
Like hiding her underwear?

>>33579263
Calling a dominant, powerful monster things like "adorable," or "cute," and the like is a good way of lowering their defenses. You might strike a nerve and have your pelvis turned to dust, but a generally more common outcome is that she will blush and want you to keep sweet-talking her.
Remember that even the coldest and meanest mamono secretly loves her man's affections, even if they don't know it themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeVKgY0sjI

>>33579362
You can still improve yourself but a dragon will always be stronger than you.

>>33581473
It's not about the monsters being stronger, its taking pleasure in being considered "weak"

>>33580539
Its mostly because Euros are super cramped and there is literally fuck all to do normally in the remote areas of NA.

https://twitter.com/yamakiri31/status/1368520309490348033

Dorome!

How would a monster girl round of amogus go?

>>33582107
amogus

>>33582107
AMOGUS

>>33582107
>drag people into vents to fuck them

>>33579431
>Tampere dragonfag
gives new meaning to 'nysse tulee'

>>33582107
The human male is the only crew member and the monsters are all sus

>>33582226
Why the fuck does this exist?

>>33582312
It's not Tampere, it's Nokia. There's a difference!

>>33580832
Dunno, what's their gimmick?

>>33582401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZTuVtYgIk

>>33582489
Sure but how do you translate any of that into a monster girl?

>>33582327
A better one was already posted. And why is it always Cheshire?

>>33582497
Like>>33580832

>>33582513
Yes, visually, but what would she actually do?

>>33582497
Remote sex.

I feel like I should make the second part of Cheshire video, but the voices are from the reader that is no longer accessible, and people would bitch about voices being changed.

>>33582520
She would>>33582489

What's it like to have Pharaoh childhood friend?

>>33581473
>but a dragon will always be stronger than you.
Maybe if you're a fucking casual, git gud

>He has rejected the advances of the sacred jubjub!
>Catch the blasphemer and offer him as a sacrifice!

>>33582640
This Anon is right:
>In World Guide 3, the baphomet Runya Runya shares convincing arguments that incubi and heroes are essentially the same type of being. That is, they are humans that have broken the "shackles" that are thought of as human limits, the only difference ultimately being that where heroes have their shackles broken by divine power (or sometimes other sources of energy), incubi utilize demonic energy to remove their limiters. The powers and/or abilities they gain after breaking these shackles (aside from spells and abilities specifically dependent on gods or monsters) are their own, and remain even if (for instance) all divine power is removed from them. Heretical theologians theorize that humans were created as beings with unlimited potential (that was for unknown reasons and by unknown parties later shackled), and that rather than becoming a new type of being, heroes and incubi are merely regaining the abilities they were meant to have all along.
>Further evidence for the lack of meaningful distinction between heroes and incubi can be seen in how most every ability (including sexual ones) gained by incubi can potentially be gained by divinely blessed heroes and vice versa. Notably, humans blessed by Eros to become her version of "heroes" gain (among other things) sexual abilities on par with incubi
>Research into all this, however, is forbidden by the Order, and thus monsters and monster-allied humans seem to be the only ones studying just what heroes and incubi really are.
As an Incubus Your power can be limitless and You can grow stronger than any mamono.

>>33582708
The Dragon entry itself is even set up for men to be more powerful than them.
>However, if their instincts ever recognize a human man as “a male more powerful than themselves,” then they’re ruled by an instinct that forces them to “obey the male, have sex with the male and bear young.” If this happens, there’s not a trace of the “dragon, ruler of the earth” left. They fawn on their husbands and strongly seek sex, becoming mere “female lizards.”

>>33582708
Not if your waifu gets stronger at the same time.

>>33582823
This means I picked the right waifu. I won't share my bed with no slacker.

>Death is just a social construct.

good morning

>>33582864
I can't decide if a Lich doctor in an oncology ward would be the worst or best idea ever.

>>33582547
>Cheshire video
Which one?

>>33583022
https://dump.video/i/S2U7g7.mp4

>>33583070
>https://dump.video/i/S2U7g7.mp4
wtf did I watch and more important what the fuck was that music

What is she imagining?

Holding hands with her future husband in public?

>>33583296
Meeting his parents. Hope he remembers to transform back into the human form or it might get awkward.

>>33583318
That would be more embarrassing for her.
>Abyssal monsters have a different mentality than humans and other monsters, so when they go out on a date holding hands with their human-appearing husbands, their faces turn so red that they look like they're boiling, and they are pulled along by their husbands' hands in a limp state. I'm sure that's what will happen to the smug-looking Mindflayer (KC).

>>33579431
New Mexico Nightgaunt and Hellhound fags should fight to decide the superior wife.

Florida man has Florida Cheshire waifu, a match made in meth heaven

>>33583416
Why? I literally don't care about any other monster other than my waifu. People can like what they like.

>>33582498
>And why is it always Cheshire?
Pigeonholed into the role of shitposter.

>>33582498
Meta memes.

>My body is very warm right now!!
>I'll give you a big hug!!

>>33583588
very tightly if you don't mind, please and thank you

It's breakfast time, you've prepared all of the food for it right?

How would the DL react to someone starting an entire line of dairy products made out of lilim's milk?

>>33583653
ain't that called mindbreaker milk

>>33583653
there would be some wondering whose getting milked, whose doing the milking, and then getting herself milked

>>33583606
>very tightly if you don't mind
You don't know what you're asking for traveler, she wrestles with big polar bear girls and can carry you off to her cuddle lair with 2 paw-fingers!

>>33582226
I tried.

MONKEY PAW
you get your waifu, but you have to take part in a Vin deisel movie style plot.

>>33583779
in wurm, we trust

>>33583779
I only know Vin Diesel from playing Groot, can I go on space adventures now?

>>33583779
As long as I get to use a japanese F&F title

>>33583779
As long as it's not too Fast, I won't be too Furious.

>>33583792
What big icicles you have miss

>>33583779
>The Running Man but all the hunters are monstergirls

Got a commission in for one of the more underrated monsters

>>33583950
That meme is so out of season... impressive nonetheless.

>>33581962
I wonder, does this even count as NSFW?

>>33583950
Cute owl, good to see someone appreciates her.
>>33583972
Always in season if you ask me

>>33583914
>hockey goalie Tsurara
>fat, opera singing Raiju in a Delorean

>>33584001
>posts a picture with cum and mudnips in it
Anon...

>>33584021
don't worry that anon is a bit more "special" than most here

>>33584043
Well that's uncalled for, I thought there might be enough hidden to slip by.

pet the wight

between you and your wife, who is the bigger dum dum?

>>33584173
It's a race to the bottom in more ways than one.

>>33584173
I more book smart than big mino wife, big mino wife more street smart than me.
Balanced.

>>33584173
My wife isn't dumb. She is just constantly sex obsessed and prefers to think of little else.

>>33584173
Me, but I gotta be careful not to make my wife taildrain me stupid.

"aren't boys cuter when they are retarded" what type of monster girl would say this

>>33584087
i donut want to, she scary

Name me one monster that dosent rape men
that dosent include brainwashing or lust pheremones.

>>33584345
Kikimoras because they are the best just don't be too dense

>>33584345
Dragon

>>33584360
>kikis
don't they drive you slowly insane with their presence?

>>33584323
Demons, amazons, and ocelomehs would probably find a dumb husband endearing. Though, most men would probably be dumb compared to a demon.

>>33584345
Inari
>They’re a subspecies of youko, but compared to the youko, they’re well-behaved. They almost never assault humans and are very friendly towards people. Normally they are very graceful and they become devoted to the men they love. Many men have been captivated by them, choosing to become a married couple and live together. In this way, they look very well-behaved on the surface level, but their level of sexual desire is no different from that of the youko. They are extremely lustful. For the most part they don’t assault their husbands if they are not in the mood, but they will tempt them to incite desire and use whatever excuse they can to initiate sex.

Is this a /tg/ prompt?

>>33584360
Kikis rape lazy men

>>33584422
Is what a what?

>>33584345
I think Umi Osho

>>33584173
I’d really hope that I’m smarter than my moth wife...

>>33584379
how does one recover from kiki exposure?

>>33584007
Forgot to mention, new commission and also post the alt https://files.catbox.moe/xue1it.png

Bun Bun Cha!
Bun Bun Cha!
Bun Bun Cha!

>>33584490
Cleanse the system with daily doses of shog.

>>33584519
What songs will they sing?

>>33584544
Bunny rap.

>>33584173
Me. Without a doubt.

>>33584406
>almost never

>>33584345
Unicorns

>>33584360
What happens if you’re too dense?

Human girls are better. Just saying. Get yourself a nice human girl, anon.

>>33584499
cute and funny

>>33584680
>Human girls are better off monsterized
ftfy

>>33584345
None of them will rape (You) if you really don't want it. If you hate needles you won't get poked by manticores. If you hate vore the sandworms will ignore you.

>>33584702
Not really seeing as there are people here that are turned off by the prospect of a monster once being human.

>>33584707
I hate needles and I still want a manticore for that fear boner

>>33582693
I wouldn't want to get JUBBED but I don't think I could tell those little cuties no when they jump me

>>33584680
I wouldn’t mind a human woman in my harem. I would love to have a son or five.

>>33584721
Or you could go back to /tg/

>>33584737
People have said repeatedly in this very thread that they prefer a monster to be trueborn instead of turned from human
How the fuck has that become /tg mentality?

>>33584707
>If you hate needles you won't get poked by manticores.
Well I can't say for the baiter, but I myself am terrified of needles and stings, but at the same time nothing arouses me more than a thought of being jabbed by a manti. Getting claimed by one and stung around the dick with her venomous barbs repeatedly is my biggest fantasy, but it also makes my heart race with fear.

>>33584680
I know you are shitposting, but there's something deeply arousing for me about marrying a monster girl that used to be a human, but adapted mamono values and monsterized fully out of her own will.
Sex is great and all, but everything is even better when there's a great personality behind it. I like to think that ex-human monster girls have somewhat richer personalities because they experienced two types of life.

>>33584647
she might get the wrong idea, and then bad things can happen

>>33579213

>>33584770
What bad things can happen? I need to know because I’m too dense.

>>33584801
she might get it in her head that you only like human girls

>>33584832
Delete this

>>33584729
But anon once you turn into an incubus your cum would turn her into a monster too

Reminder to get yourself a beautiful, efficient, elegant and powerful automaton, regular monsters are weak, pitiful and tire easily unable to keep up a perfect 132 hip thrusts per minute

>>33584878
only if she looks like a bionicle

>>33584801
Depressed Kiki looking at creepshots of Master longingly!

>>33584861
Then I just won’t turn into an incubus. How about that?
I’m gonna make sure every daughteru of mine has a brother for them!

>>33584721
Hey, my wife's a former human

>>33584913
>tfw you finally track down that greasy neet gremlin that’s been putting hidden cameras in your house

>>33579213

>>33583950
Nice to see the best birb getting some love.

>>33584913
Now I want to starve a new kiki maid just to surprise her one day with a triple dose of affectionate baby making sex, though I'm afraid it borders on mamono cruelty.

>>33584921
Why not just engage in furious sexual activities with Your harem to ensure Lilith has gathered enouogh mana to fuck incubi sons into existence quicker?

>>33584994
But I don’t want incubus sons. I want normal human sons that in turn get corrupted by their sisters.

>>33579213

>>33585027

>>33585016
>incest
go and stay go

>>33585044
hello newfriend

>>33584878
MkII a shit

>>33584842
you could have stopped this anon, you could have made her happy but you were too dense

>>33584345
Wendi-chan only wants to rescue you from the blizzard

>>33585128
Wendis make excellent blood hounds for white horn and yeti rescue parties.

>>33585154
What do you think the Snuggle Scouts were made for?

>>33584345
>doesn't include brainwashing or lust pheromones
really trying to gatekeep her from being on the list now aren't we

>>33585281
>Don’t go too deep
Why not? I hear there’s rarer ores and gems the lower you go plus there’s an underground circus if you dig deep enough

>>33585328
cause at a certain point you have to worry about air pressure

>>33584913
Imagine a kiki having to deal with a himbo master. Always trying to grill shirtless and what not.

>>33585393
It would be improper for Master to cook his own food, so Kiki will have to grill shirtless in his place.

You vill mate with ze bugs.
You vill live in ze rape pod.
You vill own nossing.
And you vill be happy.

>>33585328
>dig too deep
>hit a Balrog deposit
Such is the price of greed

Are Ocelomehs a good option for protectionfags?

>>33585447
>trying to separate a man from his grill
a dangerous proposition

>>33585459
They sneak up on you.

>>33585476
>In the case of especially large and dangerous volcanoes, the Demon Lord is said to dispatch balrogs - great fiends girdled in hellfire - to take control of the volcano before it erupts.
The Balrogs work for Lilith now.

>>33585447
That won't stop him, he would just be grilling right next to her, also shirtless

>>33585476
>Wurm digs up Balrogs because she thinks they are lonely

>>33582823
>Shonenesque stength autist
>Strength autist monster gf scales in strength with him
>They can compete on equal grounds while improving each other
Isn't that essentially the best outcome for this chain of thought?

Anyone got a good Ocelomeh fic? An anon posted one here some time ago with Spanish words like "madre mia" but cant find it.

>>33585559
Even level drain at this point has become more of a power leveling spell.
>Furthermore because of the nature of mamono mana, the power that has become one inside the inma will swell up even bigger, and so the sucked out fencing skills will be even better, and the knowledge he holds will be even clearer in his mind once they are returned to the man. And so, as the inma and her husband cycle the power between them as a [spouses] sharing of power, it turns into magic mutualy boosting them without limit.

>>33579490
>>33579644
>Squire anon gets knighted after losing his v-card to his mentor
>Wants to go out and do knight stuff but has to take care of pregnant mentor (now wife)
>First daughter is born and after a few years anon figures he and wife can start knight duties
She gets pregnant again

>>33585621
I still don't quite get how level drain works. Is it mental or physical, a combination of the two? I thought it was just mana exchange and a strengthened emotional connection but the way KC talks about it sounds they get each others memories and skills as well, which is strange

>>33585154
Wendis like to scamper off at the first sign of meat, so White Horn-san has to keep her bloodhound Wendis on child leashes

>>33585675
Pretty much.
She also is big enough to not be dragged off when they try and run off.

>>33585485
No, but also yes.

>>33580650
Worldbuilding is okay so long as it doesn't veer into auts or shitflinging

I really like the idea of being some foreign adventurer that settles down in a demon realm and helps out the locals.
Like, not even seducing or romancing them (purposefully) but just living a life practicing a quiet profession and chasing off trouble/hunting demonic beasts when the need arises.

>>33584680

You make it sound so easy

>>33583779
>Making men and their monster waifus get together but forcing them to act out a movie plot first
Sounds like something a villainous phantom or powerful wizard would do

>>33585724
They have their own thread for a reason. They need to keep their how "fix" the setting that isn't broken shit there.

>>33585674
In the former age it was everything including physical age was one-sidedly drained. Now it seems to be cycling life energy and memories between the two so both partners know each other better and because of how mana erosison works both get more energy than when they started.

>>33585720
I dont understand.

Here's your Hakutaku for today. Prepare to be lectured, nerd.

>>33585813
Asking "how would architecture accommodate monsters" isn't the same as "why can't we change a fundamental rule of the setting because we don't like it". One is interesting while the other is an attempt to subvert what makes the setting enjoyable

>>33585328
you wouldn't believe the amount of times she's gotten lost

>>33585834
Okay the basic gist of it makes sense, but what I don't quite get is the memory aspect. I suppose the entire thing is meant to be abstract as it's inherently meant to be experienced so it can't quite get the point across in writing

>>33585850
Can she lecture me on why the Bronze Age was the best age of comics?

>>33585892
Lost Wurm! Where does she end up?

>>33585850
Hopefully she can lecture me on anatomy and the reproductive system!

>>33585636
Just imagine it the other way around. Knight anon knights his squire mamono by whipping out his cock and knighting her with it before babymaking sex

>>33585939
The Rick Roll video
"Wait this isn't home!

>>33585939
Law school

>>33585328
>>33585892
>>33585939
I feel like this is some fairy tail that adult Wurms tell their kids so they won’t dig too deep.
>”Then the Wurm dug so deep, she got lost and missed dinner time with her husband!”
>three wurmlings hid in terror under their covers
>”But you’re gonna be good girls and promise mama you won’t dig too deep down?”
>”We promise!”

what is the appropriate course of action in this circumstance

>>33585998
Start eating her out.

>>33585998
kick her in the cunt

>>33585998
scratch behind the ears and tell her in a loving yet stern way to sit before going to the kitchen to make her some dinner, afterwhich she may or may not decide to rape you depending on how fulfilling the meal was

>>33585998
Cunt punt. With your dick.

>>33585989
>Once the times were unhappy and a plague spread across the land.
>little anon brushed his teeth twice a day and ate his veggies so he was fine, but everyone in his village died, and so he left
>night came and he became lost in the woods
>little anon was afraid, but then he saw a light in the dark
>he arrived in another village, and here everyone had died also
>but the night watchman had cared for his lamp, and this lamp had become a Chochin-Obake
>anon was glad to find light in the dark, and the Chochin-Obake was glad to have someone whose path to illuminate again, and so they set out together
>then came the rain
>anon and his lamp became wet and sought refuge in another village, but here also everyone had perished
>from only one house's chimney there came smoke, and thence anon and his lamp went
>here had once lived a man who made and sold parasols and umbrellas
>the first he had ever made he had never sold, but had kept for himself, and cared for greatly, and now it had become a Karakasa-Obake
>the umbrella girl was glad to shield anon and the lamp, and so they set out together, and for a time they were glad
>then came the wind, and it made the flame flutter and the umbrella couldn't protect her friends from it
>they sought refuge in another village, but here too everyone had died
>but a voice called out to them, and on a clothes-line they found an Ittan-Momen who had once been the robe of a monk, and his only possession
>the cloth-woman shielded her friends from the wind's chill, the umbrella kept them all dry and the lamp lit their way, and so anon and her friends went up to the great lake in the woods
>here they found a solitary shrine, and a Ryu who the people had once worshipped
>"I am glad you have come" she said, "for I have been very alone since the people stopped visiting"
>so anon and his friends found a new home in the shrine, and none of them were alone anymore, and they were all cared for because a dragon's most precious treasure are the people she loves

>>33585998
Grab a pillow or roll Your clothes into one to prevent concussion in case of getting slammed and pounded on the floor.

>>33585998
Quickly slide out below her

>>33585846
She is going to guard you jealously and fiercely, but in public she is going to be rough and forceful with you. She'll make you feel safe in private though.

>>33585998
submit to this good girls whim and give her head pats as well as calling her a good girl

>>33585536
>>33585892
>Wurm goes into the depths to play with her antediluvian friends
>Comforts brainstealer and aboleth when they get depressed over not being able to get a husband despite never leaving their lairs
>Balrogs enjoy sparring (play-fighting to wurm-chan) with someone who can take it and not burned or bruised
>Dwarves tolerate wurm's daily visits because they can't rid of her but trying to keep her out just causes her to break in to check if they're okay
>Anybody else would be grudged for mashing the high queen's face into their breasts with non consensual hugs but it happens so often that the queen doesn't even mind anymore

>>33586134
Wurmy is a good girl you see

>>33584680
I like monster girls but not a whole lot of them can sate my foot fetish

>>33586134
Wurms sometimes have precious stones stuck to their scales so they make their way to dwarven settlements to be cleaned, it's the circle of life.

Would you fuck a mofucore?

>>33584721
My wives literally had to have been human at one point.

>>33584926
Based! What species is she anon?

>>33584769
Good taste although i wouldn't say they have richer personalities. Just different.

>>33586259
anon no, just no

>>33586259
Are mofucores the infant stage of manticores or are they manticore themed miniature pets?

>>33586348
they're ammunition for my mofo gun.

>>33586348
They're what happens if you get a Manticore wet. If you feed a Mofucore after midnight, she turns into a Manticore.

>>33586348
Yes.

>>33585945
>Former squire is mating pressed and impregnated five minutes into knighthood
>Catch that story after our break

>>33586431
What's the story of why it isn't called a mofu gun?

>>33586450
So does the manticore spawn mofucores or turn into a mofucore?

>>33579213

>>33586508
Haven't you seen Gremlins? They just pop out of her.

>A trained dragon rider will only be considered a full Dragon Knight when his partner recognizes him as a "master". At a ceremony at Dragon Knights Headquarters, on a sunlit stage, you will receive a battle lance to defeat foreign enemies of the Dragon Knights, and a bridle from the hands of the Queen, which will become the dragon knight's mantle on your dragon. The new dragon knight, after declaring his oath to Dragonia along with his dragon, is assigned to a cavalry unit that will face daily tasks.
Who's dumb enough to invade a country filled with dragons?

>>33586508
They divide up into a lot of them, like a cell.

>>33586508
>>33586529
The image of a fluffy manticore mothership is intriguing.

>>33586540
Agar.io, but manticores

>>33586537
Nations with magitek weaponry

>>33586523
Why does she do that thing with her hands? That one girl in Ace Attorney did it too

>>33585998
Cunnilingus

which mg says "thank you" after sex?

>>33586629
Kiki

>>33586624
how many here would go down on an mg?

>>33586657
how many wouldn't?

>>33586657
I would lap it up like the monster loving slut I am

>>33586657
I would. Every inch of my wife's body exists for me to violate, grope and molest.

>>33586657
I don't think we'd be in this thread if we wouldn't

>>33586657
I would and I would ensure we both enjoy it to the fullest.
On the contrary I would never even think of going down on a h*man w*man.

>>33586657
Why ever would I not? The pheromones down there are there for my benefit.

>>33586701
the stuff of nightmares right there

>>33586657
I'm so ready to that I would literally ask for a little umbrella and a crazy straw in my manticore's tailpussy for a birthday present

I want to dress as a knight and rescue kidnap a monstergirl and treat her as a fair maiden. The species doesn't even matter demon, arachne, oni, it could be anything

>>33586730
the original definition of the word "rape" initially just mean to kidnap

>>33586729
My wife always has a nutritious drink full of her sweet venom for me. Partially because, if I don't have it administered for more than 4 hours, I go into withdrawal.
>>33586730
Super based, courting and showering mamono with old school romance, chivalry and corney poetry is top tier fetish.

>>33579213

>>33586764
Kidnap consensually. I don't know for sure but I know the latin term 'rapere' means 'to take by force' or 'to seize' so it wouldn't surprise me if the word in English developed from that. For example If you ever read an older book and it says something like "the rape of those jewels/ that land" the author means stolen or taken by force and not that an inanimate object was sexually assaulted. Pretty sure raptor also developed from that word as well as a reference to how birds of prey seize with their talons

>>33586789
>Ride into demon realm village
>Find succ minding her own business
>Hark, fair maiden! I shall rescue you from this place
>Use her moment of confusion to pick her up and place her in front of the saddle
>Warp arm around her waist so she doesn't fall and ride away
Didn't actually think beyond that. I guess it would be come back to her village in a few days as a married couple before heading out again

>>33586792
*cough cough* What the fuck incense did you put in the humidifier? And turn on the lights for god sakes, these red mood lights are hurting my eyes!

>>33586792
I always think of Ace Ventura whenever I read that

>>33586921
>drive her into the camp
<my lady, I see the foul beasts tore off Your garmets
>cover her with Your own cape
>princess carry her to the campfire
<My lady, the flames that lick this firewood is nothing compared to the green flames of Your eyes
<I want to purify my lustful gaze in that fire, so I can enter Your pure heart with a clear mind and righteous intent
>keep up with bad and corney shit till she can't contain herself and pounces on me

>>33579213

>>33586657
I wouldn't, it's disgusting and I can't help but to think less of anyone who says they would.

>>33579431
Updated the map!
Reminder that if you submitted a response to the first poll, this new poll is a different one, and you need to respond to the new one!

If anyone has any request for worm drawings I'm open to them. As always the quality may be suspect but I'll try my best, sorry again to whoever wanted the spaghetti eating competition one

Guys I looked away from a wurm here for just a second and now I can't find her. Where did she go?

>>33587143
methinks you have less than two brain cells

Ratas have many ways of procuring a husband.

>>33587172
immeasurably disappointed by that artists tracing.

>>33587187
same, but im using it for horny wife posting anyways

How do i leave wonderland this cat are making my eyes itch.

>>33579213

I don't know much about monster girls but I want to hug a jinko.

>>33587267
Jinkos want to do more than just hug you. They want to marry you

>>33587308
That works too.

>>33587265
I don't get this one. A reference?

>>33586657
Of course, hearing my wife softly moaning in pleasure are music to my ears.

>>33587267
For me it's bunyip

>Just had a desire to get a cute waifu pic of her doing a finger gun gesture
>Remember I have a harpy wife and she can't do that
How do harpy girls deal with not having hands?

>>33586701
imagine the smell

>>33587502
Husband provides all those hand needs

>>33587502
By using their feet.

>>33587332
Bicorn wife is trying to slyly implant the idea of doing something degenerate into her husband's mind.

>>33587502
Dexterous talons and they have some small claws at top of their wing.

>>33587519
>"Husband..."
>"Ye?"
>"Flip that guy off"
>"Ok!"
True love right there.

>>33587502
Harpies have claws on their wings they can use like hands. You can see them on the Gandharva. KC confirmed all harpies have them.

>>33587555
>"Hubby?"
"Yes?"
>"Finger my pussy"
"With pleasure"

>>33587575
For that very reason I suspect thunderbird are more dangerous than raiju. They have no outlet.

>>33587614
I stick with black harpies or jubjubs. All you get is sex crazed girls and passionate lovers, no electricity.

>>33587635
That's fair. I kinda like the smell of ozone

>"Is it true what they say? Northern Women bathe once every three moons?"

How would you answer that question in the world of MGE?

>>33587614
Electrical Engineering 101
If you make sure you're not grounded or very objects at a different potential difference, the electric tension between you and your wife will be zero, and thus no current will flow.
So next time she asks for some "hotline maintenance", don't be afraid. Go get her, tiger.

>>33587614
Hehheh, electric girl doesn't have an outlet.

>>33587614
Put a fork in there.

>>33587141
>imagine having an 8ft lengthlet wurm as your wife

>>33587786
8ft if you don't include the tail

>>33587786
The dream

>>33587502
They use their claws at the end of their wings. If the task is too dexterous for them, hubby can help.

>>33587747
I mean do monsters even bathe? I mean I get that the more human monsters would do it, but I mean for the monsters whose entire modus operandi is 'eat, sleep, shit in the woods and wait for a human to stumble on your path'?

>>33587502
Regarding your pic idea, why not John Woo guns akimbo, but in her talons? Technically more badass than cute.

>>33587834
Yeah but it used more of a lure than for cleanliness. Bathing in waterfalls, rivers and the like hoping for a human to stumble across them.

>>33587834
Most monsters probably bathe. I couldn't imagine a succubus or a demon showing up covered in dirt to seduce a man. More feral monsters like ushis are probably smelly. And Ryus NEVER EVER bathe because they are clean water spirits, how dare you even consider the fact that they might be stinky?

>>33587834
Greenworms actually don't bathe because they hope that a friendly human will stumble upon them and want to clean them up and feed them. Unfortunately, it really just causes many people to avoid Greenworms entirely.

Marry dorfs

>Meet a very demure and polite Anubis
>You actually have to pursue her rather than the other way around
>Finally arrange a date
>She shows up wearing a shirt with a very obviously freshly ironed on decal that says "Knock me up and fist my ass"

>>33587834
DE naturally acts to repel dirt and grime when an MG needs to look her best to attract a husband.
Think of it like the body's natural healing process, but applied to the outside as well.

Also, even wild animals bathe.

>>33587042
Using a monsters lack of clothes as an excuse to wrap them in your coat or other garment is very romantic. Especially when you know they're going to be surrounded with your scent

>>33587555
Is flipping the bird more literal when married to a harpy?

>>33580849
This is discrimination against the lazy and I'm going to complain about it.

>>33585393
motherfucker have you ever tried this
grease splatters on naked chest is not funny

>>33584680
that's a boat my dude
they're honorary monstergirls even pre-mamanomana exposure

>>33588057
Thats more the sign of a messy cook

>>33588003
I like the inversion of that when you're rescued by a whitehorn.

>>33587834
Depends on the species. Slimes, alraunes, sandworms, and ghosts obviously don't bathe and never will. I think your more "feral" species (in that they live in the wild) would likely not bathe either. Girls like werewolves, hellhounds, dryads, minotaurs, manticores, etc. Then you have the girls that love filth like akanames, beelzebubs, and devil bugs that likely wouldn't bathe much at all. Some decaying undeads may shy away from water as well like zombies and mummies. Developing habits of proper hygiene would need to be introduced at the request of their husband, once acquired, which they'll happily do to please their lover, especially if you find a way to make it sexual.

Your more "civilized" and domesticated girls would bathe: tanukis, inaris, succubi, werecats, holstaurs, kikimoras, etc. I believe that same would be true who for species that form their own communities like lamias, orcs, giant ants, honeybees, maybe not so much goblins, but perhaps to a lesser degree than what we'd consider proper.

Nevertheless, even though it's cliche here, mamono mana would keep the stink or dirt from being unbearable for those first encounters. I believe it's canon too. They won't knock you out with stink breath or make you gag when you're face-to-face with their pussy or ass. May not be a super pleasant smell, but just good enough that when aroused, you're A okay to dig in. Like a raw, musky scent filled with pheromones that make your dick diamonds. Not necessarily smelly, but something that signals the primal part of your brain that says, "there's a fertile female in front of me, and I want to breed her." She's not gonna have crusty shit on her butthole or teeth falling out from lack of care. She'll be in tip-top shape for love-making.

>>33588057
Not a problem if you're careful and have chest hair

>>33588003
Imagine the mindbreak when you offer them your sleeping bag because it would be terrible if she had to sleep in the cold

>>33579213

If I fell into the forests of mge, what girls would I first encounter?

>>33588318
I'm not going to post her but you know who I'm going to say

>Well, fellow order members, It's a good thing it was only a grizzly. This circle would never have protected us against an ushi-oni.
>What attracts them?
>The sounds of a grizzly attack
>Good thing we are all wearing our anti-ushioni undergarments, right squire?

>>33588326
Green wurm?

>>33588361
...perhaps...

>>33588408
My body responds strongly to assertions of fertility

>>33588420
mine does too

Would you love the first mamono you come into contact with?

>>33588433
not sure

>>33588433
I want to say no so I can save myself for my favorite species but I’d probably cave in quickly assuming she isn’t a loli monster

>>33588433
No, only my waifu. I would get a mana marker and stop at nothing to find her.

>>33588433
Not an easy question.

Depends on how aggressive she is, as that gives me time to think it over.

>>33588433
more often than not

>>33588433
There's like 5 or 6 species in total that I would actually reject, so most likely yes as long as she wants me.

>>33588433
Dunno, what are the odds I'd be her type

>>33588360
That paladin is going to get USHI'D. His own fault for dressing like a slut I guess.

>>33588433
Depends on how they approach. I'm a bit of a pushover when people ask me nicely.

>>33588506
Who are the unlucky few?

>>33588511
That paladin is her coworker at the law firm

>>33588546
Troll
Devil bug
Belzebub
Giant Slug
Bubble Slime
Humpty Egg
Wonderworm
Dwarf
Matango
Turns out it's a bit more than 5-6, but I'm fairly sure that's all of them

>>33588360
>She's wearing the anti-anti-ushi oni undergarments seal!
>Don't panic, I have a charm that negates anti-anti-ushi oni undergarments seals but ONLY if they're red
>It is red, but she has a rune carved into her horn that nullifies the effect of anti-anti-ushi oni undergarments seal nullifying charms if it's made of oak!
>This is made of oak, but I have a magic glyph carved into my cuirass that interrupts anti-anti ushi oni undergarment seals if they would be normally be interrupted by charm but instead functioned because the charm I used failed to function!
>But the fiend has a bag of dye that can change the color of her seal!
>Not to worry! I have a bag of powder that will form a protective anti-anti-anti ushi oni cloud around us if any item of clothing is dyed nearby.
>But she has a fan that will magically blow away the powder, but it will fail to function if there is a charm made out of birch wood nearby!
>I have a magical jar of liquid that will change any wood into another of the desired variety. However, the liquids magical properties will make it slosh out and cover any cuirass glyphs. I have a SECOND charm that can protect-
>Ushi oni’s eyes are glazed over
>She reaches out to grab one of them
>A cacophony of spells go off
>She has one of them, but she’s dressed like a clown and he’s covered in scorch marks

what could possibly incite a reaction like this from your wife?

>>33588683
You know that's odd that you listed Wonderworm but not the other one, can't stand smokers?[/spoilers]

>>33588707
>We're stopping at 1 kid

>>33588707
I let her go and stop groping and molesting her body.

>>33588707
>Look, I just don't feel like I want any kids.

>>33588716
Gotta think long-term anon, the other one eventually turns into one of the most beautiful girls.

Old cats
lose fast
to young cocks

I started thinking earlier, albeit not very hard, and I wonder, is there a missing-link type thing that lies between an Alp and an Incubus?
As in a male who has partly monsterized, and yet remains a male?
Or am I just being stupid and can't comprehend like 3 pages of the MGE?

>>33588707
when I am not there when she wakes up

>>33586537
The dumb ones

>This isn't quite what you had in mind when she suggested trying out role reversal tonight

>>33588707
going to work

>>33588707
I ripped up her copy of Smile World and said that EGAO doesn't solve all problems

>>33588707
Stealing her star in Mario Party

>>33588798
>Or am I just being stupid and can't comprehend like 3 pages of the MGE?
Sadly, we have to go with this option, anon.

>>33588685
>She has one of them, but she’s dressed like a clown
Clown Paladin UshiOni?

>>33588887
bugger
thought i was being good at thinking for once

>>33588798
No there will never be male monsters. Incubi are the same thing as heroes. A unchained human. The label of whether they are an incubi or a hero is if they were unchained by a monster or a god. There is some ambiguity because magic attacks and other things can do it also but that is because the classification of what just amounts to a strong human is unclear. This is completely separate to a monster or a man that turned himself into a monster because of his desire to be a woman or be in a relationship with with a man.

>>33588832
>Reverse of mating press is Amazon position
>Please

>>33588798

>>33588901
>NOOO, SQUIRE! The boots that teleport us to safety, but only if she isn't dressed like a clown have failed! Save yourself!
>Paladin, no!
>Ushi oni has had enough
>Drags her new husband back to her cave to give him a honk job

>>33588685
>>33588975
Those magic items seem like a very convoluted but incredibly specific way of counteracting each other, almost as if someone was playing both sides

>>33588943
>Incubi are the same thing as heroes
With the difference heroes are slaves to the chief god and incubi are slaves to the demon lord, the only true chads are men that have had their limiters removed by unaligned means.

>>33589049
>the only true chads are men that have had their limiters removed by unaligned means.
but monsters are objectively in the right, what's the point?

>>33579223
>He doesn't want to dominate the lion girl's pussy.
>He can't mate over 50 times a day.
>Still expects muscle lion to put up with his pussy ass and hunt for him.
My head canon is that if you can dominate your lion wife she'll let you have a harem and that she will inspect each women you attempt to bring in vigorously. Often training otherwise underperforming women like they would an orphan kitten. To do this ofc you have to beat her (at sex or otherwise disabling her and then diddling her.) But if you can't she'll look down on you, and call you weak and pathetic and generally treat you like a work slave and personal bitch much like an amazon. This is offset by her attempting to train you (to better serve her and to make dominating you more exciting which will eventually lead to wrestling matches between you and your wife for the right to be on top.)

Lion girls are wily hunters anon, try not to bore her in the bedroom. She wants to feast on a prized catch, not nibble from a feeding troph. In this world, it is eat or be eaten. Or more precisely, rape or be raped.

>>33589049
Demon Lord wants You to fuck Your wife and be happy. Chief God wants You to kill a woman that would love You and die alone in misery cause human M/F ratio in MGE world is 7:3.

>>33589049
Nobody is slave to the demon lord. Most monsters and incubi are grateful for what she has given them but don't give a shit about her regime or owe her any real allegiance.

>>33579223
>>33589086
>Harem
I sleep.

>>33589086
>put up with him
I think the MGE RPG demo kinda put that arguement to rest.
>MGs don't like you because you're cool
>because MGs like you is what makes you cool
something like that, the phrasing was weird and I'm not sure I remember it correctly.

Hey lads I wrote another short story set in MGE. I wanted to try and subvert "corruption" to make it a nice and wholesome thing (no /tg/ shit though, don't worry).
If you feel like it - please give it a read.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29906811

Succs just wanna have fun!

>>33589162
It was the imp girl who fell in love with that cringy old guy, who couldn't tell monster from a human and tried to "save her" from her friend alarune and what You said is basically correct.
Monsters don't like You, because You're cool. It's their liking of You that makes You cool in their eyes.

>>33589171
NEat

>>33589174
>Succs in 80's workout fashion
My penis has been activated.

>>33589196
>wurm acting, dressing like 80's girls, and talking like valley girls
Well, guys, my dick is now a carbon nanostructure with how stiff it is

>>33589113
The harem isn't required just a privilege earned by being able to please the queen of the jungle. If you're a weakling there's no sense in letting you roam free is all. You should be at home with your big cat wife being made to wear revealing outfits for her own enjoyment, and made to do backbreaking labor until you're molded into a strong father for her cubs. Its an idea I got from reading this thing about cats and how they basically see humans as big dumb kittens to be taught how to survive. I'm just really into the idea of being taught survivalism by a wildwoman.

>>33577313
Wouldn't call it fun when ever night feels like centuries of time going by and all that remains is the tree in my dreams.