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>>33562757
>403 forbidden
O-okay

Gonna rustle some holstaurs and not care even if I get caught, what are they gonna do to me anyways, make me marry them? That was my plan from the beginning anyways

>>33562764
Well shit, just go to https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/20716582/artworks and click on the pharaoh picture I guess

>>33562764
>>33562790
Maybe this one works better too https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83129299

>Oh my my, I'm so, so sore after the gym
>If only someone could massage my legs and back
>I would be so, so very greatful... Ufufufufu

>>33562809
Good luck with that, lady!

If you had to choose between going to the MG world alone or letting all the anons go except yourself, what would it'd be?

Please anon, I'd name my first daughter after you

Be afraid of black foxes, they can blend into the darkness and keep lurking until they pounce on you before you even knew they were there.

>>33562858
Fine, you all go. I can have a long-distance relationship and send sperm samples via the portals for reproductive purposes.

>>33562871
Ah that's just a myth made to scare kids, anyways, I'm going into this shrine dedicated to the night, shadows, and darkness to look for loot, anybody wanna join?

>>33562858
I'd let You go, since being a lonely anon is a core part of my identity, 4chan is the only place I could ever call home and I'm scared that being happy would erase the only identity I ever had.

>>33562871
>still makes that stupid fox sign with her hand
what a dork

>>33562858
i dont think i could, but ill do my damnedest to make more portals once im through

>>33562757
Not big on being tied up or feet in general, but being smothered by her boobs like that looks very nice. I'm get some holsts to do that to me

>>33562858
You're all in luck, I hate fantasy worlds and I'm going to wait until they decide to come here and fix this world.

>>33563067
>Not big on being tied up or feet in general
>Arachne makes a noise of disappointment before going back to combing the web (heh) for a new target

>>33563055
Don't make light of foxes making hand signs. They could be putting a curse on you, and you wouldn't even know it.

>>33563139
I never liked arachnes either. I hate spiders. Anything with too many legs really.

>>33563082
Is the orb even in HD?

>>33563160
I assume said curse gives me painfully hard blueballs and simultaneously places a strong mana marker on me that deters all other monsters?
Truly, a vile creature.

Fluffy wings

What do wendigos do during the warmer times of the year? Even their town must have sunny days and green grass for a few months.

>>33563340
They shed all over the place and go swimming.

>>33562858
Yeah no sorry man but i'm going in
I know its greedy but that's a one in a lifetime opportunity, can't risk losing it
I will dedicate all of my time not spent rammimg my wife trying to look for a way to get everyone in tho, if it means anything

>>33562858
I'm going in alone. Sorry, not sorry. All is fair in love and war. And my love is on the other side of that portal. I will be hers, and she will be mine.

>>33562858
If it was every dude on earth I'd stay, but in this case I'm outtie. I guess that's my greater good threshold.

>>33562858
I'd be upset and probably regret it for decades to come, but I'd let you guys all go.
Surely the happiness of hundreds, if not thousands is worth the discontent of one.

>>33562858
Don't worry, I'll send someone back to get you.

>>33563570
Too toasty in there...

>>33563570
>hellhound kotatsu
>no heater, it's just her curled up under the table taking a nap

>>33563673
We got food and games.

Remember to feed and seed your wife

>>33563772
Formerly chuck's

>>33563780
What?

>>33563783
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>33563731
>even the food is steaming hot
T-they're just trying to make me undress...

>>33563813
What sign? I don't follow at all. Whatever.

>>33563731
Fox lady looks like she drank a bit too much, she should go to bed already.

>>33563827
It's a forced Simpsons meme.

>>33563852
>"Noo! Only if you come with me, hubbyyy~"

>>33563731
I... Lies! I see no games! This is a trick, isn't it?

>>33563731
Kitsune Booba....

>>33563870
>hubbyyy
I don't know where her husband is, but good to know that she's married, I wouldn't want to unknowingly N*R some innocent man.

>>33563954
What if it's you, but you just got amnesia.

>>33563229
Black harpy?

What MG would Galatea be?

>>33564011
Some kind of Tsukumogami is too easy, so is living doll. You'd need some kind of living statue, or a holy statue MG or something, since she was created by a divinity.

>>33564011
Automaton

waaaaaaaaaaarm

>>33564127
She's not a robot though

>>33563082
Always a new episode of Space Outlaw Anon, and Thief anon got another season despite getting kicked from ShogTV

>>33564171
Don't that beat all!

My my anon you're surprisingly forward, I just wanna eat cute boys like you right up!

>>33564281
Hands off my liver, lady

>One vision, one purpose!
>Peace through rape!

>>33564311
The trains are always arriving but they're never departing

>>33564311
>Rape is peace
>Virginity is slavery
>Obedience is strength

>>33564296
shut up and be good while she makes you her property

>>33564311
>Wanna watch some porn in Lilim totalitarian state.
>The only accessible pornsite is pornforhumieboys dot com.
>You have to log in with Your house address and biometrical data.
>Instead of videos You get 1v1 peep session with a monster girl (always the same girl)
>She of course has audio and video from Your end as well
>She'll constantly ask if You want to have sex with her or what would You do to her
>If You answer that with even a little bit enthusiasm, she'll go to Your house and marry You on the spot, with the video recording of Your session being the proof of consent.
>Of course the state denies such practises and ensures users are completely anonymous.

>>33564451
Enutrof sounds like a Chimera Ant.

>>33564451
>Foggernaut
Parents really hated their child huh?

>>33564451
>Such a jumble of letters that as I was glancing across it I some how read "Eggflap"
Here's your daughteru sir

>>33564451
The fuck kind of names are those?

>>33564451
Just take a page from the hobbits and use flowers bro.

>>33564451
Those are just Wakfu races.

>>33564451
Who the fuck would name their daughter "Aspirine" backwards?

>>33564490
This son of a shepherd cannot believe your smoothness of brain. Those are traditional names from the old country, home of the tastiest beverage. Ah Mountain Swish, made with real milk of goat!

>>33564601
Maybe he wants them to have good fortune against aches and pains.

>>33564601
It was my wife, Eniargim's idea. I bet you think it's weird that our other daughter is called Neforpubi too.

>>33564464
It's fortune backwards.

>>33564765
It still fits in just fine with Neferpitou and Shialebouf.

>>33564468
Nonsense, she will be a great adventurer exploring the foglands.

>>33564782
Tell me, what makes her name so close to Ibuprofen backwards?

>>33564784
Foglands are different from Mist Continent?

>>33564451
Enwerd

>>33564865
Similar, but with fog instead of mist.

>>33564451
Kcidtnod Urethguad, Princess of the seventh kingdom.

>>33564927
Seventh kingdom of what?

>>33564943
Of the realm of Dabynnuc

>>33564451
>Daughteru names
I let my waifu name my daughteru. It's
>4 slams downwards
>3 barrel rolls
>1 spinning tumble

>>33565026
>Can never call his daughter by name and tell her he loves her
I guess you could always try and call her name with your own worm.

>>33565177
Yes you can
Just make sure the floor isn't hard as you slam down

>>33565177
She knows I love her, and that's all that matters.
She's my little cupcake. My cute, menacing devourer of flesh.

>>33565241
Could always use her face I suppose, but that's a bit more of an intimate conversation. Maybe carry a little fanny drum around, that would be the equivalent of a loud but stern voice.

>>33564451
Alice

Why don't you worship mofu and take a lovely fox wife?

>>33565494
Cause I'm about 69ft deep in a sandworm

>>33565403
>always carry several small drums, size indicating the tone of your words
>the look on daughteru's face after she broke something and papa pulls out the big drum

where are the molegirls!?

>>33565655
Underground, probably

>>33565494
I prefer tigers

How does the waifu map thing work?

>>33566148
Answer the form in the post. Map anon will then add Your result when he updates.

>>33563340
Wendidad has block parties where he grills meat with Yetidad, Ice Queen lounges under an umbrella with big shades on waiting for her burger, and the kids wrestle around and stain their white fur with green grass

>>33566168
ah okay! thank you anon. Haven't really been looking at the threads recently so i must have missed the first one. Its a cool idea.

>>33562858
run into portal

>>33566178
Also, there's road construction and vamp mosquitos everywhere.

wurm is best fighter

>>33563651
>Spend every second of every minute of every hour of your life thinking about other man making sweet sweet baby making sex with their waifus while you get nothing
peak kek

>>33565494
a monster has to break my pelvis before I fall in love.

>>33565494
wurm is best girl

>>33565494
My Customized Bogey is already made out of Tentacle Fiber, filled with Shoggoth-property Floof, Abs modeled after Jinko, Eyes as hypnotic as a Owl Mage, A Ushi-Oni shaped lower half, and the lustful nethers of a JubJub
Do you honestly think I have time for a Fox Wife?

what would your wife do to tease you into pounding her senseless

>>33566339
>Also, there's road construction and vamp mosquitos everywhere.
So Winterstown turns into Ohio in the summer? Would an Ice Queen appreciate Skyline chili and a good football rivalry?

>>33566776
She'd promise to buy me another batch of Criterion Collection movies or some fancy hardcover comics.

>laying down in a sunny meadow after a day out with the mino

>>33566910

>>33566910
>>33567049
I like cows

>>33567088
what she is doing looking at me in my room while I was sleeping

>>33567112
beef is of the utmost quality

>>33567088
Anal slut vamp

Do you think papillon girls like having their big pulsating abdomens being massaged?

>>33567112
And cows like You.

>>33566776
"how can you call yourself a man if you can't even knock me up with triplets? Are you even trying, anon?"

>>33566776
>I've locked the Bionicles away anon. You'll get them back one at a time for each baby you put in me.

>>33567253
What about the minicomics that came with some of them?

>>33567284
>One baby for a comic and canister
>One baby for 100 of the spare parts in the big box

>>33563827
Demon silver is heavier than harpy feathers, but a kilogram is a kilogram.

>>33567320
How quickly does a dragon lay eggs?

>>33562725

Have you considered converting to moth worship?

>>33562725
Vampire bats

>>33567361
Is that the edited version of that Reddit image that said "Fuck yeah I love being a cuck"?

>>33567387
I have indeed.
You think moth would let me worship her though?
I'm not exactly the brightest candle.

Impregnate Cat.

>>33567431
Get them while they're young and insecure

>>33567387
Always have been

>>33567387
considered it, but no

>>33562725

>>33567387
not really but I'm close enough I'd say

I want to song a bunch of songs that are about heartbreak, betrayal, and loneliness in front of crowds of monster girls and see how long it takes for them to cry or cause a riot to form before one of them inevitably breaks my pelvis.

>>33562725

how to impress smart monster gril when yu are dum dum but strong, need to know

>>33567747
by doing your best

do you want cc hags or youthful lolis

>>33567793
Youthful hags and CC lolis.

>>33567793
CC
>>33567830
>middle-age looking Bapho getting picked up from school by her loli granny

how would you feel if they made an anime with mge girls but only used their designs and otherwise the anime has nothing to do with mge?

>>33567926
Angery. Literally stealing art.

>>33567793
Youthful lolis are the best

>>33567936
what if kc authorized the use of the designs (maybey cause of money problems) while not endorsing the story/pol/ects?

>ywn get to be the meat in a lilim sandwich

>>33567793
Is that really a hard choice? The answer is obvious...

>>33567991
KC is one of the few men of substance left in this world. Besides, I'd rather get rich of Crypto and pay him that money than see it being used for degenerate shit.

Long hair on girls that isn't 'the long hair girl' is underrated. Imagine a wight that has to braid her hair and then wrap it around herself to go into battle because it's just that long.

>>33567793
I’d take the hags over lolis but I prefer the in-between option

>>33567991
i doubt he would do that.

>>33567926
More porn at least.
>>33568023
Most anime isn't degenerate shit though, if anything that sort of content sinks a series. Besides, everyone has a price. Substance only goes so far.

>>33567991
That would still make them lazy hacks who can't be bothered to try making original designs, no reason to believe story and other aspects would have any effort put into them either.

>>33567793
Yes

>>33567793
Ancient lolibabas

>>33568063
>Besides, everyone has a price. Substance only goes so far.
You'd be suprised.
I much rather suspect they would steal his designs and only slightly change them, or use twitter mob to cancel him. He'd never give up his designs to become a fuel for normie faggotry and degenerate shit like N*R.

>>33567793
Give me all the sexually frustrated CC old hags you can! The more sag, veins, and wrinkles the better!
Gonna turn them all into broodmothers that is too embarrassed to walk out of their houses with such pregnant bellies!

>>33568123
Based

>>33568123
yes this is based and hagpilled

>>33568065
To be fair, I think in many ways, KC's designs are quite influential in the genre, and really he doesn't own anything. Please tell me how you would design a hellhound that isn't black and fiery. Same for basically every species.

So I wouldn't be so butthurt to see a hellhound in some one else's work, it could be a spot of homage to a big figure in the genre, or it could just be that that's what hellhounds look like.

>>33568181
By not being a hack. Look at Touhou Ushi Oni compared to mge.

>>33562725

>>33568116
>steal his designs and only slightly change them
I love KC but can we stop pretending he's not guilty of this in some cases too. Gazer's using a bootleg beholder as the base.

>>33568221
clack

>>33568214
Google reveals nothing. But if the design is anything short of a hot girl that's part spider and part cow demon, that only proves my point.

>>33562729
Reasons lich is the best #423

>>33568233
What? Gazer is meant to be a beholder. How is that the same as ripping a design off?

>>33568259
I did the search again with ushi-oni instead of ushi oni. If you're referring to Urumi Ushizaki, her design sucks ass, where is the reference to her spider nature? No shit a holstaur looks different from a ushi oni, you're not even designing the same character.

>>33565494
I want to take my laptop to be fixed by the Kitsune mechanic, but I fear I dont hsve money to pay her.

>>33568375
you got your body to pay with, anon and why are you going to a mechanic to get your computer fixed

>>33568289
So what stops someone changing the gazer design slightly with it "supposed" to be a Gazer? Keep in mind Beholders aren't open license like some other D&D monsters and the MGE version has a much different nature than the intended one.

>>33568151
>>33568177
My brothers. I guess I’ll see y’all at the next Mofukuza meeting.

>>33568397
The whole original point is someone using KC's designs. And you would never mix up KC's gazer for a beholder, the designs are radically different, it's not the same as changing the color and saying "OC do not steal".

Christ people here can be fucking retarded.

Bros I can't stop masturbating to DJ Saucy Succ's buttery smooth voice, what do I do???

>>33568515
call her up and say I want to be your hubby when she is live

>>33565494
Because I have a very broad definition of "worship".

>>33568537
>Lets head to the phones to talk to Anon from MGC, what's up Anon
>A-am on?
>Of course you're live on 69.9
>D-DJ SAUCY SUCC I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR SEXY SEDUCTIVE VOICE WILL YOU MARRY ME!!!?

>>33566831
Wintertown has only two seasons, Winter and Road Construction. I wish we got a couple weeks of good weather AND good roads.

t. the only wendigofag on the map

I reckon one of the few things crab did better than kc was his arachne design

>>33568181
I'm not sure where you're going with this. You could make a hellhound girl that's black (it could be just black hair and regular skin tone, for one) and fiery aspects, but still make her sufficiently different. Drawing a generic harpy doesn't make her a ripoff of KC's Harpy, but you wouldn't just copypaste Gandharva's design. When it's not a ripoff, it's just another MG medium, which shouldn't make anyone upset.

>>33568497
>Christ people here can be fucking retarded.
I know I'm replying to one. MGE is good but people would eat KCs fresh shits if he said they were his designs and loyal to you. His designs have never been and never will be unique and he would be the worst type of hypocrite for whining about inspiration being taken.

>>33568063
>Besides, everyone has a price.

If KC had been willing to dumb down MGE, he would likely already have an anime. KC is as comitted as it gets to keep shit like ntr out. He is as much of a waifufag as he is author.

We must find ways to defeat the Succ.

>>33568181
People don't really draw anubis's ears 1:1 either. They tend to make them taller and more curved in. Not that I'm complaining it makes her look a bit cuter.

What would happen if a woman pregnant with a boy monsterized as she went into labor?

>>33568744
tell her no and I'm leaving for the kind wurm oneesan next door

>>33568695
>You could make a hellhound girl that's black (it could be just black hair and regular skin tone, for one) and fiery aspects, but still make her sufficiently different.
So it's a flaming black dog girl but with white skin. Something tells me that's not so dissimilar.

>>33568759
Alp time

>>33568759
>17) I think that this is unlikely, but answer, please, what will happen to the fetus of a pregnant woman if she becomes a mamono?
>If it is a girl, she will become a mamono. If it is a boy, he will be born an incubus.

>>33568759
Boy becomes an incubus

>>33568750
If a mamono went through all that effort to enact a grand plan to get you would you attempt to give her blue ovaries just to mess with her?

Is MGE even big in JP or it is mostly a niche western thing?

Getting licked by her will paralyze you so that you can't resist her advances

>>33568787
YES, it makes the RAPE all the more fiercer

>>33568750
This pic makes me sad because I know there's no chance I would ask any female friend/coworker for something like this, I'd 100% end up just locking the car and walking home/taking a bus to grab a gasoline canister.

>>33568744
I like her friends more.

>>33568787
I wouldn't want to be messed with either, so no.
I would still be too shy and autistic to not give her blue ovaries anyways.

>>33568764
That's just one example. MGE Hellhound is a corporeal creature, and this theoretical hellhound girl could be more of a ghostly apparition, ditch the eye flames and be a fire breather, etc.

>>33568764
What about if she had three heads?

>>33568793
The vast majority of art is by western artists/commissioners or non-JP Asians.

>>33568885
>Ditch the eye flames when so many folklore stories speak of their flaming red eyes
So she's got a transparency slider to her... wow.

Look, alls I'm saying is some KC designs aren't so unique, and there's nothing to get bent out of shape over if you see homages or even blatant ripoffs. There's only so far you can go before you're losing sight of design for the sake of being a special snowflake. Blame KC for not being innovative enough I guess,

>>33568902
Cerberus is a little different from hellhounds/grims/barghests and hounds in that vein. Cerberus is to hellhounds like medusa is to lamia, or something.

I'm going to twang a spider's web like a banjo until she gets soo frustrated she gets down from it to teach me a lesson personally.

>>33562858
Not sure.
On one hand I fucking hate you people, but on the other I wouldn't be able to sustain a healthy relationship even if it was with a perfect woman who accepted me.

>>33568947
play this as you do, so you can have a real hodown with that spider missy of yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85mDyWCgHy0&ab_channel=MiszkaMi%C5%9B

>>33568750
Holy shit, that pic is adorable. Does the artist do more stuff like that?

>>33568929
>Look, alls I'm saying is some KC designs aren't so unique, and there's nothing to get bent out of shape over if you see homages or even blatant ripoffs.
And I'm saying that if you don't say "wow, I already saw this exact same thing in MGE" at first glance, it shouldn't matter, but I might be too autistic to articulate it properly.

>>33566367
>He immediately jumps to his cuckold fantasy
Stop taking this site seriously before you start taking estrogen

>>33569017
I think he's BWSnowy.

>>33562725

>>33569031
I think I get where you're coming from, like, identical tit jewellery and hairstyle is a bit much

>>33567502
Best Godzilla monster with Gigan being a close second

>>33569083
That's what I got from the original question.

>>33568875
>Eh? A queen bed? Haha of course not, I roll around too much! Wouldn't want to smack you in your sleep! Well I'll get situated on the couch, see you in the morning!

>>33562725
>would kind of like an MGE doujin by Shiki
>worried that he'll just make it another snuff-fest because doujin writers are notorious for ignoring canon to shoehorn their fetishes in like that gazer doujin

>>33567715
Imagine a Amblypygi girtablilu. Non-venomous but gives great hugs with her mantis-like pedipalps

>>33562725

>>33568750
Anubis ears tend to be cuter in fanart, true.

>>33568233
I'm not really sure what you mean. Do you really think pic 1 and pic 2 are the same thing and KC ripped off the design? He took the concept of a one-eyed monster with eye tentacles, sure, but that the whole idea of MGE - taking monster concepts and turning them into girls. Final result is completely different and no one would mistake 1 with 2. DnD can't sue KC for stealing their design.
Now 2 and 3 are a complete rip-off. It's literally the same thing but with a slightly different color palette

>>33568401
Always wondered what it was the mofukuza actually did. Beginning to think it's just a club for married foxes to gush about their husbands and unmarried ones to share tips for seducing/kidnapping boys they have their eyes on

>>33569223
i want to molest those ears and hear her moan in pleasure as I only touch her there and make her cum from playing with her ears alone

>>33569220
I will never understand why any sane man would be a lolicon.

>>33568181
>a hellhound that isn't black and fiery

>>33568630
Sorry, it was between her and orc and the other won out.

>>33569178
>tfw I’m terribly self conscious about me rolling around in my sleep and this would terrify me to sleep in the same bed with someone

>>33569226
3 very clearly lacks the tail and the mass of 2. As far as design goes, [One eyed girl with tentacle eye stalks], 3 is probably truer to 1 than 2 is.

>>33569295
Not a problem if she holds you tight

>>33569191
Yeah there's a bunch of good ones that respect the canon (like the Shirohebi, Kraken and Jabberwock ones) but there's others that fuck it up to so badly (like the Anubis+Apophis one, so much potential gone to waste)

>>33568805
>haha on second thought my apophis next door neighbor has a gas can, looks like I'll be headed out. she's even going to take me out to dinner!
>anon knew from the look on her face that he wasn't about to touch the doorknob after that lie without getting ravaged

>>33568021
>Gazer-chan with braided hair
Kawaii

>>33568233
Im not a DnD expert but didn't they copy paste HP Lovecraft's entire pantheon into their fictional universe because it isn't copyrighted? Not to mention how modern fantasy is ripped from Tolkien and early 20th century pulp authors who in turn took their ideas from history and myth. I don't really see how that's different from what KC is doing

>>33569226
I think the same as the other anon.
>eye stalks are a different texture
>less petite
>no tail
You don't see the SAO creator handing out cease and desists over all the Kirito clones which can be even closer than this.

>>33569390
That's my point. Everything is borrowed, there's very few original things in fiction.

>>33569191
>worried
We're talking about an artist absolutely obsessed with drawing irredeemable murderers that make the worst human women look like saints in comparison, "worried" is a bit of an understatement here.

>>33566355
She’s too OP! There’s gotta be a huge bias over there at Montendo because Wurm is the only S-tier character on the Smash Sisters roster!

Qilin girl when

>>33569191
Honestly, I don't even care much about the lore anymore. If Shiki drew a doujin I wouldn't mind if it involved a succubus who went off the rails and fully drained men.

>>33569438
>tfw Jinko Rush is still an unstoppable move
Why can’t they just patch the damn game already?

>>33562725

>>33569191
I'd still fap. I can separate my in the moment enjoyment of art to where my heart is.

>>33569450
Cute, sleepy goat

>>33569414
I'm pretty sure he's fine with people using his designs for fan work. I think the issue is moreso people taking his designs to use for content he doesn't allow

>>33569216
And moves so fast its like she teleported.

How funny that while there is essentially no art out there of monster girl amblypygi, there is a doujin all about one.

>>33568777
>Local monsterized woman outsmugs other pregnant momsters

>>33569657
Top tier story too. Regura is a saint

>>33569357
I honestly fantasize about cuddling demons just as if not more often than I fantasize about having sex with them

>>33569216
There's gonna be a loli one with extra potent venom isn't it.

At some point, I really did start to feel something whenever looking into her eye...

>>33569858
>loli
I meant small like the profile Nacho

>>33569450
Gonna breed that cocogoat

>>33569858
Amblypygi are non-venomous. It's regular scorpions that get more venomous the smaller they are, although I think that's a myth based on the fact that smaller scorpions sting more frequently because they haven't learned to control their venom and aren't large enough to defend themselves
Which means you can have a vicious loli girtablilu if you want

>>33569866
Nachos are canon a loli breed. Little girl and loli is said like 6-7 times between the entry and the making of. He says they they have a high percentage of loli but some non loli do exist.

>>33562858
I'd let everyone else go, I have already accepted my fate

Do you guys drink anything while lurking the thread? I find drinking tea or carbonated water while reading these threads is max comf

Lilith wants you to go unseal some of her ancient kin that were deemed too dangerous and were sealed.
Getting a husbando should calm them down.
Don't worry, she will provide you with a steady supply of pelvis and vitality reinforcing potions.

>>33569966
I drink coffee and gatorade while drawing my cute worm waifu

>>33562725

>>33569861
I want to look away, out of fear and embarrassment. But I also want to keep looking, to be sure she's still looking back.

It feels good to be watched. Observed. To have my existence verified.

>>33569966
Black tea here. I prefer the Typhoo brand.

>>33570029
The very first thing I'd do is gently hold her hands

>>33569966
I drink green tea with mint leaves in it.
Max comf indeed.

Everyone's laughing till the Cheshire royal guard show up.
Turns out that not all cuddlecats are big and fat.

>>33570162
I'd think the queen of hearts inner circle is all little girls.

>>33570191
Yes but this is the inner part of the middle circle.
THAT can be quite a few things.

Those of you who have a waifu, if you found yourself in MGE and your favorite monster that isn't your waifu came up to you and told you she wants to marry you, what would you do?
Scenario 1: It is someone from a species you like the most after your waifu's one.
Scenario 2: Someone from the same species as your waifu.

Would you go with her?
Would you reject her and hope to find your waifu?
Would you try to convince her to help you find your waifu and form a harem?
Something else?

>>33569216
>>33567715
why do they need a knife anyway?

>>33570334
>Greenworm
yeah she isn't going to ask for marriage but I'd feed the little cutie regardless

>>33570334
I would reject her. There is only one monster for me.

>>33570162
"Off with his head" is the queens code for having one of her guards sit on your face. For especially egregious crimes they may be ordered to leglock your head with their powerful thighs and not let go until you can make them cum with your tongue
I was never into that sort of thing but I think reading that part in magus story where an ocelomeh forces a guy to eat her out awoke something

>>33570343
For the dangerous exotic desert beauty aesthetic

>>33565494
because I can't find one

>>33570334
Same species? I'm in
Different species? For the most part, nah, except rare cases

>>33570343
So they can play knifey spoony

>>33562725

>>33570334
>Scenario 1: She'd probably force her way into helping me no matter what
>Scenario 2: There can be only one.

>>33570454
i want a harem of Elise, Cassieopeia, and Zyra. Especially want to feel their tongues on my cock and pussies on my face.

>>33570389
Big
Buff
Cheshire
Thighs
All while her Trumpart guards fume about being 'too slow'

>>33568777
That raises the question. What would be an interesting monster to have as a childhood friend if you were raised in a demon realm? I think a pharaoh would be interesting, arachne and demons are a bit more mundane but also top tier. Anything dutiful like a centaur, kunoichi or most Zipangu species also seems really nice

Ocelomehs are literally just better Amazons
Prove me wrong

>>33570698
A lilim.

>>33570717
I can't

>>33570698
I like snake, dragon or other reptile. They got that possession obsession.

>>33570746
That would limit you to royal makai though wouldn't it

>>33570717
kittens are better

>>33562858
See ya later, fuckers!

where would one find a population most sexually frustrated, spaghetti spilling, nervous cc mgs in mge world

>>33570862
Dragonia's dragon graveyard

>>33564451
>Feca
Yes I'm sure Fecal will have a great childhood.

>>33570862
bunyip family gathering

>>33570788
Monstergirls who are extra possessive from knowing (you) their entire lives are God-tier.
>Lamia friend coils around young anon subconsciously when another girl asks if he wants to play
>Goes home with scale imprints on his skin and doesn't think much of it but his parents know whats up
Being obsessed with dinosaurs as a kid is what lead me to an appreciation for reptile girls and predators in general. I can easily imagine a young lamia or dragon sperging out about reptiles and mythology with childhood friend anon

>>33570903
childhood maybe
teenage years is when the fun starts with that word

>>33570862
Office buildings
Abandoned ruins
The dark corners of bars and taverns
Musty advertisements on adventuring guild boards
Community hobby meetups
Dating sites
Dance classes
Family gatherings

>>33570389
>Order of the Smiling Crown
Its all fun and games till your opponent can literally flash step.

I love cats, but I also love spiders and feel like they would be more lonely and need boyfriends.

>>33570643
Hard to compete with teleportation. Maybe queens guard cheshires are the spartan type that insist on walking everywhere normally and reserve teleportation for emergencies and doing lewd things with their husband

>>33571156
Probably.
Trumparts would most likely be formation fighters while getting cheshires to do that would be....madness.
They'd probably just be a company of individuals.

>>33571081
>Musty advertisements on adventuring guild boards
This is either an ad for a CC adventuring party that was never answered or a CC monster that put out a hit on herself in hope of snagging a cute guy. Either way I would take it in a heartbeat. Imagine a mature monstergirl's face when the ad she put out for a guy gets answered seventy years after she posted it

How much longer do I have to sigh wistfully watching amazon-chan train, blush and look away when she notices me, and come over offering water and a towel to wipe her down with before she gets the hint?

>>33571081
>blind dating website
>uhhh you're ok with scales right? and uhh... watching the real housewives of the desert right?

>>33571236
Step 1. Ascertain if she is single still.
Step 2: Just go up and inform her that you wish to be her house husband

>>33571236
grow a pair and tell her you to want to be her husband then dumbass or just dress as slutty as you can, stretch as loudly and sensually as you can to get her attention

>>33571236
Bring her homemade lunch next time.

>>33571236
see if single, if so then grab her and kiss on lip. pelvic integrity not assured

>>33570334
>It is someone from a species you like the most after your waifu's one.

I would help her find a husband, its the leaat I can do and then she will help me find my waifu.

>>33570334
>Someone from the same species as your waifu.

Depends, does my waifu literally exists in this world? If so, then I do the same as scenario 1 or form a harem with her and my waifu. If my waufu doesnt exist, then she is my waifu and I marry her no problem.

>>33570788
>>33570987
Imagine the absolute hell that would be having a family with a Shirohebi as your neighbor as a kid in a demon realm
Parents not knowing any better set up a playdate with the Shirohebi neighbor's daughter
Spend whole childhood and teenage years with overly attached hebi
Any girl who ever approached you more than once randomly stops talking to you and evades you afterwards
>It's been great but i got a job offer a few regions away from here, gonna be away for a few years but i'll come visit!
>Oh that's no problem, i'll just come with you
>Sorry but i'm already going with Paul and Erika, she owns a house there and is gonna rent it to me at a discount but there's place only for one person
>Who's Erika? When and where did you know her? Why did i not know about her?
>Oh i knew her sinc- please turn off that flame there's no need to resort to that, oh go

>>33571081
>Family gatherings
All I’m imagining is a bunch of aunts fighting over who gets to sit next to Anon.
And while they’re fighting his Onee-san takes the spot and gloats the entire time about it.

>>33569059
ZASHU!!

>>33570987
>Mooom mia broke my action figure!
>Cuts to a little lamia looking nervous sheepishly flicking her tail back and forth
>The Madam Commander toy is snapped in two right in front of her
>It looks like she got upset when they were playing that Madam Commander captured Anon when she wanted the Lamia Bounty Hunter to

>>33562725
Remade the poll!
Apologies for having to force a sign in, only way I could make sure you only send one response.

Made the location box a lat/long box, I hope the examples I put in were good enough. Don't put in a link, it doesn't work for the map.

https://forms.gle/mfpBzErVhUZqiLiS6
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1-lZ4tE6Gf-xPSRokWWInwxhbi4qUijQF&usp=sharing
Now with the response spreadsheet now that it doesn't show my main google account!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tB3D09Sx5gsmlQ1j74Iz5vX6Zt4vdrv4vaVHBUu4lS4/edit?usp=sharing

Now resend your response.

You make it into MGE but... forgot to realize you have no way of earning money there. You are literally begging on the streets. Which MGs would be the most likely to pick you and take you home?

>>33571236
Ask her to spot you so she can see you sweating, exhausted and vulnerable.

>>33571410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kk-ZsX0tuQ

>>33571276
>Likes going for nightwalks

>>33564311
take a hike hag

>>33571512
>force a sign in
hard pass

>>33571412
>Spoiler
>Parents have to tell her to stop when she starts trying to feed anon by hand because they know it's going to make aunts go from seething to ballistic
We'll see who's laughing when she goes out with friends and anon is home alone. Auntsers are going to head over to anons house to play vidya and watch scary movies with him

>>33571512
My previous location with the current precision would put me in the water, so I picked a new one, this time more fitting.

>>33562725

>>33571741
>https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/jIpJBtxi.csv
>Ctrl+F, Jinko
>https://b.catgirlsare.sexy/vhCruKuf.png
Yeah, obviously I have no reason to wanna do that

>>33571512
I’m not good with maps so I just put my city down again.

>>33571805
I think that still works, and google still takes it
>>33571751
I'd hope people are smart enough not to dox themselves, so as long as it's still in the state, put it where ever. I put mine in the middle of the state cuz I felt like it was too close to me.

>>33562725

do you think that a town would come to think a wurm is a goddess of some sort, giving meat every year until one year they don't have any, so they give a boy to her as a sacrifice?

>>33571847
>I'd hope people are smart enough not to dox themselves, so as long as it's still in the state, put it where ever
I don't want to put it over my real city anyway, and I like seeing when people pick places with funny names. https://i.imgur.com/r3BzIWR.png

>>33571747
>Aunsters come over to watch movies with Anon
>all four of them latch on to Anons arms and legs because they can’t deal with scary movies
>Onee-san comes home early and sits in between Anons legs with her head touching his crotch
>and on that night Anon was made a man

>>33571878
There was a doujin like that about a industrial strength Oni. was nice and wholesome too.

>>33571463
>When lamia mom is done scolding her daughter for breaking anons toy she leans in and tells herif anon likes scales then she's already halfway there and doesn't need to come on so forcefully
Despite their appearances and personalities lamia are very intuitive when it comes to getting what they want subtly

>Watching Anaconda with your snek wife.

if a monster girl squad led by a lilim found a gladiator ring where men fight to death, and run by slavers, how quickly would they destroy that place

>>33562725

>>33571929
>Aunts and big sis are all trying to get close to anon but none can take the lead
>One aunt drops the remote and takes the opportunity to show anon some cleavage as she leans over to pick it up from her position clinging to his shoulder
>Anon has been teased and squeezed for hours at this point and it's put his mind in a haze
>On a whim he gives his aunt a quick kiss on the cheek as she comes back up
>They lock eyes for only a second before she cradles anons head in her hands and shoves her tongue into his mouth in a deep kiss
>Moment of shock where big sis and the other three aunts realize what's just happened then all begin trying to get his clothes off, steal a kiss for themselves, and get him to the nearest bed at the same time
>Mom comes home the next day and finds a chaotic trail of clothes leading to anons room and his aunts and big sis still clinging to him in a sweaty satisfied pile
>She's just glad everyone learned to share before they got too pent-up for anons pelvis to handle

I bet Sahuagin would love Mira. They would swim around all the shady streams and hang out in the hot springs in gangs like those japanese hot spring monkeys.

>>33572157
They would capture the slavers, keep the slaves as gladiators, but instead of killing each other they play childrens card games with the loser getting dealt to the highest bidder.

>>33570334
>high orc asks for my hand in marriage
I mean I’d like to reserve my virginity for my wisp wife but I’m not sure I’m physically capable of fending off a determined p’orc

>>33570334
Going to answer as if my waifu doesn't exist, because if she did then that poor thing that thinks she can have me is going to get, in the best case scenario, absolutely dominated and made into a practical housemaid of a wife.
Same species would be too weird, I'd ben unable to say yes in good faith. Her species tendencies might even let me get away with that. The next best species would be an extreme temptation, as I chose one species over the other on a razor's edge of difference in liking them.

>>33571803
>A jinkofag ruined the poll
Holding all jinkofags in moderate contempt now.

>>33572347
Jinko continues to not be an option I see

>>33572184
The confused moment right before a full uvula finding competition really gets me going. The better question is what species are after our humble protagonist

>Bapho fag in Kansas
There's a joke to be made there with how flat that state is

>>33571972
Pooror fortunate Anon is going to grow up naturally being relaxed by scrubbing and polishing scales at peace talking to his good childhood "friend" without even realizing she was subtley steering him towards it. In middle school he's going to wonder why other girls don't even want to talk to him, only to be clueless to the fact that he's been marked and married for years.

>>33572347
>all jinkofags
I behaved.

I'm going to be pretty busy today so mapanon if you want you can throw Greenworm back on Oklahoma, though it isn't much of a trend considering there's only going to be 1 Greenworm on the map anyways

>>33571512
Definetly not giving you my actual city but its in the ballpark.

>Powerful dragon in a pre Lilith age
>Unlike other dragons he truelly loves his consort dragon
>Has wealth, power, magic, everything
>Giant beast dominating the skies
>Lilith takes power
>COMPLETE___GLOBAL___MONSTERIZATION
>Since he and his wife are truelly in love, he doesn't change genders
>Instead he becomes an incubus
>Suddenly his castle is gigantic and it takes him hours to traverse it
>His wife is now stronger and more powerful
>He can't rely on his magic and power again, has to learn how to fight with weapons like a human
>Has to rely on his wife to defend his wealth from tresspassers
>No longer big as a mountain, now small and frail
>But all that's okay, since his way, way more horny and affectionate and he gets her prime pussy multiple times a day
>>33572264
This is so cute holy shit.

*blocks your path*

>>33572486
Okay lady, that does it. You have two choices - either You marry me or I'll fight You and whoop Your ass.

>>33572445
I accept this box, can the cat leave?

>>33572467
Didn't want people to do that, pick a funny city in your state if you want to. or be like the wurmfag and put yourself a couple miles off shore

>>33572508
It’s a packaged deal

>>33572486
I say 'scuse me and walk around

>>33572486
Oh man, I knew I should have stuck to the roads and avoided Feral Monster territory.

>>33564451
>And this is my kitsune daughter, Dragon

>>33571796
Keep your haku tutor sharp and on her toes with surprise pop quizzes. Like asking how long it takes pregnant women to start lactating after conception while you have her areolas in your mouth

>>33572347
Blame Mexicans instead

>>33572523
>Oi oi! We gonna fight or what?! HUH?!

>>33568008
Only if they are Identical twins who share EVERYTHING

>>33572486
TIME TO GIVE BEEG BEASTIE HUGGIES

>>33572486
>Listen lady, you aren't the first one or the last one to pester me over my McNuki's. I even started getting an extra large fries because it was so common. Here, all yours.

>>33572484
>He can't rely on his magic and power again, has to learn how to fight with weapons like a human
Why would an Incubus not have magic?

>>33571512
Is that holstaur supposed to be in russia? or is it supposed to be in canada? because if it's supposed to be in canada, try 54, -114

>>33570334
>Lilim and Dragon are constantly tangled for the number 1 spot, whichever one isn't top sits right below
I think I'd be good with either in all honesty

>>33572141

>>33564468
I’m the Foggernaut, Bitch!

>>33572566
She's got like 200 pounds on me, why would I fight her?

>>33572666
>Big strong green dragon girl who goes around as the supervillain The Fuggernaut
Kino

>>33572660
>Operation pillowfight
I'm picturing a sabbath version of the C:KND show from when I was a kid

>>33572619
By "magic" I meant breathing fire and stuff. Not arcane wizardlike magic.

>>33571512
Put mine down, but forgot -. Changed it but may still be wrong

>>33567139
yeah, probably.

...Shes gonna punch me again isn't she

>>33572698
>Haahn? Aren't you some kind of big shot adventurer if you're wandering around these parts?

>>33572484
>>No longer big as a mountain, now small and frail
Wait, If he became an incubus then he'd be at least on par with a hero strength-wise. Especially if he was a dragon. Remember, just because you became an incubus doesn't mean your only ability is "fuck".

>>33564451
>Dragon
Someone here needs to marry an echidna and then name every single daughter a name that would only fit a member of a completely different species. Ember Firesoul the glacie, Shadow-wing the unicorn

>>33572808
Corrosive damage, hope you aren't using powerful armor as a clutch.

>>33572654
Whoops. Thanks for catching that, I fixed it

>>33572837
>Corrosive damage
Nope, Timed explosion effect. Better watch your step and try not to get hit at all if you can help it.

>>33572819
I'm not sure which would be funnier, doing that or just straight up naming them a different species
>And this is our dragon daughter, Inari
>This is Glacies the salamander
>This is Wurm the harpy
>This is Dragon, the inari

>>33572871
Don't even want to know what kind of an elderly house would Your kids put You in.
Mantango pit

>>33572814
>But those who become “heroes” and “incubi” are able to possess even more mana. Through continuous training, they can not only acquire power surpassing that of monsters, but even that of gods.
Heroes and Incubi are those that have had their level caps removed. If they work hard enough they can rival the power of a god. That was why monsters were created and limits were placed on humans in the first place. The original chief god feared humans and their potential, so she destroyed the desert kingdom and created monsters to control the human population.

>>33572808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypWVGgdy6_I
>When a monster girl notices you

>>33572946
Oh god, oh fuck!

an old maid

>>33571803
>notice everyone who said Lilim
Good to see others with great tastes out there.

>>33572808
Throw a bucket of water at Brachy chan and she can only punch you.
You know, instead of getting punched and exploded.

>>33573032
playing old maid with an old maid!

>>33573032
OId maids are for making new maids.

>>33571512
>wrong side of the 49.
Oh well
>Calgary Holstaurfag
The jokes write themselves.

Which Mamono is the most skilled in the ancient art of Guilt Tripping?
And how resistant are you to your wife pulling a pouty face and sniffling a little?

>>33573151
'Berta boys rise up

>>33571512
Hey I'm the lich guy and I fucked up my cords. Sorry about that!

>>33573189
>CC fox hag guilt trips you into knocking her up because this is her last chance to continue her bloodline
>once the deed is done, her illusion spell breaks and she reveals that she's actually the same age as you
never
trust
foxes