/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[x] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

[x] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

>>335747

[x] "Actually, I had a few more questions."

Padding?

FUCK OFF

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

[X] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

The longer we are here, the less time we have to get Keine and China together.

[x] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

[x] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

[ ] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

[ ] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

[x] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

[x] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

[X] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

Let's not annoy her

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

[x] "Thank you, Miss Patchouli. I'll go."

[ ] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

LEAVE

[ ] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

>>335754
NO U

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

If she tells us she has asthma, we can get her an inhaler later if there's one at Rinnosuke's shop.

[ ] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

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>>335772
Winner

[ ] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

>>335754
>>335777

DIE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS BOARD!

That's the spirit.

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

Needs inhaler.

>>335786

WHAT IS A GENSOKYO MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS?

>>335797

I believe all of them have been revealed by now.

FUCK THE CONSEQUENCES, WE'RE GOING FOR THE THREE-WAY

[X] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

>>335797

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I know I set you up for that, but why does it make so much sense in context?

>>335809

This looks shopped.

>>335786
>>335797

Fuck, that was amazing.

[O] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

>>335809
I just hope the dream doesn't become reality.

A Patchouli route is FINE TOO!

Gotta leave the mansion now, in my opinion Anon has been here long enough

So, given we don't find anything that drags us, we should go see China right now

WHY ARE WE NOT FUCKING MEILING RIGHT NOW?

>>335833
>>335810

You realize it's first to seven right?
Vote already got decided.

>>335840
FUCK YOU, the first seven votes rule is stupid anyway.

DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THIS UP ANONYMOUS

Nooooooooooooo! Now we can't get Patch End.

>>335843
You don't fuck the girl before building up the harem.

"As you wish." She reaches up and snaps her fingers, and in seconds, Koakuma is there, deeply bowing to the sorceress youkai, and Patchouli nods at the demoness briefly, and she escorts you to the exit. As you go to open the doors, however, this time is a little bit different.

Her voice is breathy yet soft. "She's had it for many years now. The gatekeeper is waiting for you, you should visit her." When you turn to reply to her, she is already gone. Ah, well.


[ ] Visit Flandre

[ ] Find Sakuya

[ ] Go to Remilia's study

[ ] Visit Meiling

>>335850
We'll be back with the inhaler

[ ] Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

CHINAAAAA

>>335854

[x] Visit Meiling

And Cirno.

[X] Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

[x] Visit Meiling

Patchy. ;_;

[x] Visit Meiling

>>335854

[x] Visit Meiling

>>335840
"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SWIM?"

ITT Anonymous is a timid fuck, even with saves.

[ ] "Are you really alright? How long has it happened?"

Yes, I know the votes already been decided, but I want to voice my opinion.

[X] Visit Meiling

[X] Visit Meiling

CHINA TIME

[X] Visit Flandre
little girl modo

[x] Visit Meiling

[x] Visit Meiling

Anon is highly suggestible so yeah.

[ ] Visit Meiling

>>335858
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>>335867
[ ] Visit Meiling WINS

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>>335867

Unanimous

[X] Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

I want to go see Remilia first, but it looks like China's getting ronery by now

[X]Visit Meiling

[ ] Visit Meiling

>>335871

No saves in the /jp/ version. When it's over, it's over. Which is why GM helps us occasionally when we pick something stupid with an "ARE YOU SURE" thing, even though I wish he wouldn't.

[x] Go to Remilia's study

// I'm not too hot on Meiling really... you can always visit her when you leave the mansion

[] bisit Meiring

>>335893
Lies, we got to save at the end of last thread.

I voted for China, but we should really pay a visit to Remilia if we plan to stay any longer on the SDM

I mean, I would be pretty pissed if some foreigner wandered into my house without showing respect to me

>>335893

I don't believe GM ever said he wouldn't honor saves.

Why are you guys so intent on visiting Meiling, she's the cause of 2 BAD ENDS already

>>335898
I personally want to get the fuck out.

>>335898
let's see how things are with china first

>>335901

Anon may not have a heart, but he does have his word.

>>335901
Anon doesn't break promises with 2-dimensional girls.

>>335893
we save at the end of each day, so later on, we can go back to a save and restart if we don't like the route we have chosen.

>>335901
Anonymous is a masochist

>>335901
She killed us 2,5times! Or maybe it was the lake..

Today I was wandering in touhouwiki and found this:

http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Perfect_Memento:_Misty_Lake

Interesting...

GM, will you honor saves, or are we dead when we are dead? I liked it better when I thought the latter was true, gives it more of an edge.

>>335912
no continues -> no saves

You stalk through the large mansion, headed intently for the doors. You wonder what Meiling has planned; and will Cirno come too? And will that maid not kill you? At least you're not in a dress again. However, your thoughts are interrupted rudely as you stop, as something has grabbed your arm.

"Mr. Dumbass, I want to play now." Flandre informs you tritely, looking up at you.


[ ] "Not now." Head onward to Meiling

[ ] "Are you sure?"

[ ] "... Alright..."

[ ] Pretend to be dead

[ ] Scream

>>335919

>Threat Level: Medium

OH HO, WHY NOT UNDERESTIMATE IT?

>>335921

As I said earlier. I don't believe GM has ever said this.

[ ] "Maybe you should play with Mr. Bear instead."

[ ] "Not now." Head onward to Meiling

what a bitch

[X] "... Alright..."

[X] "... Alright..."

[X] "... Alright..."

DON'T TEASE THE FLANDRE, KIDS

>>335925


[X] "Maybe you should play with Mr. Bear instead."
gb2 basement you whore

[X] "... Alright..."

ANYTHING ELSE GETS US KILLED

[x] "Maybe you should play with Mr. Bear instead."

>>335921
CONTINUES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

[ ] "... Alright..."

no spine anon, no spine

[X] "... Alright..."
no "FUCK YEAH!" option?

[ ] "Are you sure?"

DONT SCREW UP!

[x] "Are you sure?"
DAMNIT FLANDRE COCKBLOCK

[X] "... Alright..."

[x] "... Alright..."

// last test?

[X] "... Alright..."

[ ] Pretend to be dead

[ ] "Not now." Head onward to Meiling

lets put that amulette on a test

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CHOOSE. FUCK.

[X] Pretend to be dead
IT'S THE PERFECT PLAN!

[x] "... Alright..."

MR. BEAR IS DEAD, HE'S NO LONGER HERE

[x] "... Alright..."

Damnit, why is she everywhere? She's supposed to stay in her fucking basement!

[ ] "Maybe you should play with Mr. Bear instead."

We've got a recent save, let's be a bit daring.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WANT MY MEILING.

I wonder if she found the skeleton...

[ ] "... Arlight..."

>>335953
Flandre is a vampire, not a youkai

Too bad...

GOD DAMN IT ANONYMOUS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PUSSY, WE HAVE A FUCKING SAVE

"Where is he?"

>>335969
vampire = youkai

[ ] "Maybe you should play with Mr. Bear instead."

>>335958
Good point.

>>335969
Vampires are youkai, genius

>>335969
And even if she were a youkai, I don't think she'd be a weak one

[x] Let's play "Put it in"

>>335953
too bad she can still kill us with bullets

Flandre is too powerful, the amulet won't do shit

Honestly, messing with Flandre...IN SDM may not be the best idea, necklace or not.

>>335986
She's someone you don't want to mess with.

>>335982
>>335975
No they aren't

Learn the difference, it could save your life, LIKE NOW

GM, can we get a mulligan on this choice? I think the panicking Anons have forgotten that

1. We have a save
2. We can repel youkais.

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>>335945

We have a winner, and no spine.

GM, PLEASE SAY THE SAVES DON'T WORK THAT WAY. THIS IS GOING TO BE BORING AS FUCK IF ANON THINKS HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS BECAUSE OF A RECENT SAVE.

Something like the rogue-like save system will suffice, you can save and exit, but once you load the file, whatever you do is permanent.

>>335982
>Vampires (吸血鬼) are among the least popular non-human creatures living in Gensokyo. They are usually self-centered, enjoy provoking strangers, and aren't terribly nice to acquaintances.

They command great power, but daylight weakens them. Actually, lots of things weaken them: garlic, silver, wooden stakes, patience, you name it. In spite of all that, they tend to be troublesome to handle.

Most vampires are members of aristocratic families or are otherwise extremely wealthy.

Oh, and they drink blood.

Vampires are considered to be a type of devil in Gensokyo. Although there are multiple known vampires in or around Gensokyo, they are apparently a relatively new race.

* Examples: Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet
YEP LOOKS LIKE A YOUKAI TO ME

"Oh Mr DUMBASS got BAD LUCK :)
China is mine! Bwahahahahaaa~!"

>>335953
Flandre is a vampire, not a.....well, it might work.

>>335993
forgot your tripcode

>>335993
Saves are for archive purposes.

You can repel melee attacking youkai.

>>335993

I can see why anon is so timid here. we don't know how effective the amulet is.

finally back to flan route

>>335995

Vampires are a subcategory of Youkai, learn your touhou

>>335995
http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Youkai
>Because there are thousands of stories of magical beings around the world, the different types of youkai are endless. Fairies, vampires, oni, and nekomata can all be found in Gensokyo.

VAMPIRES ARE YOUKAI

>>336002

THANK YOU.

>>335996
I support this motion

Way to fuck up our China end, Anonymous.

>>336001
Nah. I've got that image saved as chinashlick.jpg

>>336004
That's why we have a save for! For fuck's sake, right after a save is exactly the time we want to test shit out.

lol, you don't believe you can test out your pathetic amulet on Flandre and live?

>>336019

see

>>336002

saves don't work that way. It's like a rogue-like.

>>335997
>>335995
Of the newer youkai that have emerged only within the last few centuries, vampires are among the strongest of them, strong enough to take part in the power-balance of Gensokyo (*1) by now.

From: http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Vampire

play outside with flan, meet china and cirno
mission accomplished

>>336018
Technically, vampires are youkai, but you're dead if you take Patchouli's word for granted, especially against vampires such as these

Let's play a forbidden game, Flandre

>>336028
>play outside with flan
She's a vampire. Playing outside IN THE SUN is a no-no

>>335996
No, it's the opposite: this is going to be boring as fuck if Anonymous keeps making the same pussy choices and we never get to do anything because we're wrapped around Flandre's finger.

She has the mindset of a child, it shouldn't be TOO hard to outsmart her. She forgot that we never ate her food, for instance. TAKE A CHANCE, MAKE IT HAPPEN

If we can, we should take some food from the kitchens

China must be hungry

Hey, Anon? Remember that part about how the amulet only keeps youkai from getting near you, but offers absolutely no protection from long-distance attacks?

>>336035

But it won't be taking a chance if we know we'll just be set back 5 minutes if we die. It'll just be exploring every choice. And I hate when VNs come down to that.

>>336035
I think you forgot how she reacted when Anon said "girl" and "call me onichan" to her. You shouldn't estimate a living being with 495 years of experience. Being childish doesn't mean she can be easily fooled.

>>336037
Seconded

But it would be risky since Sakuya is there

>>336045
Does nobody pay attention? There's nothing at this point that will prevent the game from being over at the next death.

People die when they are killed, now.

>>336049
She doesn't even know what "dumbass" means. Don't overestimate her.

>>336045
We already had something to take us back by 5 minutes if we died.

We called them continues. You might remember them from when we were pissing them away in the lake.

Anonymous also forgets that Flandre is INSANE.

I'm sorry, but I am not about to mess with a fucking crazy vampire loli that can obliterate my entire existence just by clenching her fist to the point that not even blood is left behind.

We should have brought our DS with us, that would keep her entertained

>>336042
Only need to worry about that with youkai that are either smart or give a rip enough to try attacking you in multiple ways. We're just one human, we're probably beneath notice to most.

>>336062
...You lost me at loli, what?

>>336052
>>336052

Sikieiki route

>>336059

Yes, but they were limited. And it's been a while since we've been out of them. Anon still lives, though.

f5ing at the speed of light

People, I think that the amulet only protects us from random fairies and other cannon fodder

Everything that has a name and a second name would probably overcharge and destroy the amulet

And us

>>336037

"You are really a DUMBASS! I am not allowing you to use my kitchen... You do remember, right?"

... You know, in Nethack, I always copied my save files...

Flandre smiles. "You aren't thinking of leaving so soon, are you?" She unceremoniously forces you back down into the basement with her, nearly causing you to trip down the stairs, and once you reach the end, your arm hurts. She pushes you into a chair. "Let's play a guessing game! If you win, you get what you want. If I win, I get what I want... What do you want, Mr. Dumbass?"


[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[ ] "I'd like Sakuya to make me a meal of my choice."

[ ] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

[ ] "I don't care."

[ ] "How about a kiss?"

ITT your life with flandre as her pet

[x] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[ ] "How about a kiss?"

AND IT BEGINS

>>336079
[ ] "How about a kiss?"

[X] "How about a kiss?"
This goes against my better judgment, but oh well

>>336069
>>Anon still lives, though.

Wanna bet?

[ ] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

[X] "I'd like Sakuya to make me a meal of my choice."

[ ] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"
truly... the only option worth taking

>>336079
[ ] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

[x] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[x] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

[x] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."
Sounds like a chance for Flandre flag... DON'T TRIP IT.

[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

But everyone's going to go for Onii-chan so it doesn't matter.

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

BEST CHOICE, PEOPLE

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[z] "How about a kiss?"

Perfect way to die.

>>336079
>>336084

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[x] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

>>336079

>.. You know, in Nethack, I always copied my save files...

FUCK. So I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."
FU oniichanfags

[O] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

>>336079
[X] "How about a kiss?"

DO IT.
Fortune favors the bold.

[ ] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

We're going for Harem, Anonymous! We need to get in and out of the mansion!

[o] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[x] "How about you call me "Onii-chan" instead?"

It will work this time, guys! I can feel it!

[x] "How about a kiss?"

[x] "How about a kiss, for good luck?"

[x] "How about a kiss?"

// I see a glimpse of a Flandre route

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>>336111
Winner
[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

>>336120
Unfortunately, though Flandre would probably accept that one, it appears everyone wants to be able to leave, AND BE ABLE TO COME BACK AGAIN. What?

[ ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[x] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

i can't stop here

[x ] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[ ] "I get to leave the mansion."

[x] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

Not because I want a Sakuya or Patchy route necessarily, but it still lets Anon get the hell out of there, yet implies that he will return.

This would sound like less of a rejection to Flandre, who might not take so kindly to the outright "I get to leave the Mansion" option.

Also, it'll mean that we can come back to here and safely deliver the inhaler, should we find one.

... you guys are going to get horribly narfed when Flandre realises just how boring you are. remember. she wanted you as a toy because you were interesting.

>>336109
Worst choice, if Anon loses, then Flandre is FREE TO ROAM THE OUTSIDE WORLD, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT WILL END?

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit your cunt at will."

>>336129
We need to get the witch an inhaler when we find Kourindou.

>>336129
Because if the China h-scene is outside, a Tengu might take pictures and show them to Keine, thereby crushing our HAREM ROUTE chances.

>>336149
We'll be dead anyway, so it won't matter to us.

>>336149
She merges with the lake and proceeds to turn everyone into Tang.

[X] "Allowed to enter and exit the mansion at will."

Though, even if we win, there's no telling if Remilia and Sakuya will honor this.

>>336149
At least she wouldn't be bugging us anymore. We have no idea what she wants anyway.

[X] "How about a kiss?"

>>336158
Then we must seduce a certain whore

It is too early for deciding what we win...
I think Flan chan can not loose.
Even if you win you are still retarded...

Guys stop thinking necessarily about the 'routes' all the time and just make choices based on what you'd pick if you found yourself in that kind of a situation...

tl;dr stop thinking with your penis

If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferarri, press 1. If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press 2. Enter now.

>>336161
I don't think they have the balls to say ''no'' to Flandre

>>336162
>We have no idea what she wants anyway.

"Play with me Anonymous... Play with me, forever and ever..."

SHINING END

>>336166
2!

>>336161
Keeping the crazy world destroying little devil girl happy and not killing everyone is in Remilia and Sakuya's interests.

>>336173
>>tl;dr stop thinking with your penis

But look how far it's gotten us!

Oh fuck.

>>336173
>tl;dr stop thinking with your penis

But...thats what I do in most situations anyway...

>>336168
HERPES END

>>336162
She wouldn't be bugging us because she will be BLOWING EVERYTHING UP, WHICH CAN ONLY LEAD TO A BAD END.

>>tl;dr stop thinking with your penis
Better yet... think MOAR with said penis

Here's a preview of the FLAN END, for those who wanted the kiss option instead.

We should be nice to Flandre, guys

I mean, she is one of the most powerful beings in all Gensokyo, having her on our side is a good idea

"Okay... And if I win..." She breaks off, giggling insanely with a small snort. "It's a seeecret, actually." She grins, and grabs a nearby stuffed animal, a patched up dog. And slashes it open with a nail, ripping out the innards of the toy, balling up the fluff into one hand. "Okay, you have to pick the hand with the fluff in it. If you don't, I win. It's really chancy, huh?" She bursts into laughter once more before suddenly going silent, and looking with her wide crimson eyes at you, smushing her hands together before you can blink. Two fists are held out in front of you.


[ ] Pick the first hand

[ ] Choose the second

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

[ ] Flee

[ ] Scream

>>336199
Mmmmm, delicious Flan.....

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

>>336204

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

LOGIC.

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

>>336204
[x] Choose the second

This is one murderous Flan

[ ] Choose the second

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

THIS WILL LEAD TO EPIC END

>>336204
[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner
DO IT.

[ ] Pick the first hand

[x] Choose the second

>>336204
[X] First hand

[X] Choose the second

[x] Pick the first hand

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

>>336203
yes but you say a wrong word that upsets her-> BAD END

[x] Choose the second

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

awesome.gif

>>336204

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner


FUCK YEAH BAD END

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

I see no way in which this can't fail.

[X] Choose the second

[ ] Choose the second

Nobody likes a smartass.

[X] Choose the second

I'm not seeing a bad choice here.

[x] Choose the second

kaijisweatingandcrying.jpg

[x] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

[ ] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

holy shit

[x] Pick the first hand

[] Grab Sakuya's chest and declare yourself winner

[x] "I don't care."
The wager is not the most important part of the gamble. The thrill of walking on the border of life and death is what matters.

[X] Pick the first hand

Here goes nothing

[x] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

KAIJI NARRATOR, WE NEED YOU NOW

[o] Choose the second

THE FLUFF IS IN BOTH HANDS

[X] Choose the second

[x] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

[ ] Pick the first hand

[x] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner
Didn't say it must be her hand.

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner
We're so fucked

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>>336233
This in first, with "Second" in second.

>>336246
this? This is a good way to loose a hand, I think.

>>336264
Exactly, your hand will have fluff in it

>>336247
[x] "I don't care."

akagi end

[X] Scream

>>336249
I see what you did there.

>>336209
If we do this, Flandre will remove our hand and declare herself the winner. Do not want,

Gensokyo Man is trying to get us killed again. I approve.

[x] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

I bet she's cheating anyway

>Okay, you have to pick the hand with the fluff in it. If you don't, I win.

YOU MASSIVE RETARDS

We're going to end up changing out wish to "Please reattach my hand", Aren't we?

We might be dead now because of a few reasons:
1. She'll cheat erasing the fluff from existence so both hands will be empty.
2. In the case she doesn't cheat at the guessing game she'll kill us because she hates to loose.
3. She'll kill us anyway just because she can.
;__;

>>336281
But WE have to choose the fluff, not her.

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner
Hopefully, this will at least lead to lulz end.

>>336292
we can hope that maybe she is impressed that we outsmart her, but that will be a hollow victory when we are so many atoms scattered across her basement.

We're dead. This is it, guys. We couldn't win the normal game, since she was probably cheating, but her conditions for a win wouldn't of been as bad as what she's going to do now that we're cheating.

Maybe she will think we are funny for being so stupid.

We are so fucking dead, Flandre will stick Laevatein in our anuses.

>1. She'll cheat erasing the fluff from existence so both hands will be empty.
Haven't you been watching Kaiji? Make her show her other hand and prove that it has the fluff in it.
>2. In the case she doesn't cheat at the guessing game she'll kill us because she hates to loose.
Oh well.
>3. She'll kill us anyway just because she can.
I didn't really think this through

autosage Sakuya DEMANDs A NEW THREAD

Come on, at least we'll make her laugh, right?

>>336311

Actually...

>"Okay... And if I win..." She breaks off, giggling insanely with a small snort. "It's a seeecret, actually." She grins

HOLY FUCK, IF SHE WON...

I know some of you faggots are voting multiple times.

[x] Choose her thumb

>>336311
It is not cheating. She merely said we had to pick the hand with the fluff in it. It is entirely her own fault for not specifying whether it had to be her hand our ours.

>>336322
WE'RE ALREADY DEAD

[X] Grab some fluff, declare yourself winner

It's what Marisa would do, and Flan loves Marisa.

>>336322

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

It's a hopeless situation!

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>>336322
I can't help but to think this with my penis

doesn't sound so bad

>>336325
Eh, it would be cool if a janitor who was a fan of these threads could monitor these threads to delete any double-votes, but that's not going to happen.

>>336236
>>336221
>>336220
>>336213

Same person

Oh, I get it now. Grab fluff. Choose own hand. Win game.

>>336328
yeah, good luck arguing that point in the three miliseconds you have before atomization.

>>336348
Well, at least we can die knowing we won in principle.

>>336347
a winrar is you

>>336347

I still wanted to lose. See:

>>336322

>>336346
lol no

>>336292
Vampires can't go back on a deal

I really hope we aren't grabbing that fluff with our fapping hand

>>336364

Sage a thread in auto-sage, nice one.

>>336375
it's the implied resentment from the sage that matters, not the actual effect.

>>336372
Don't worry, Anon can fap with either of his hands. It's a skill that everyone will learn

>>336380

I know but I just like to argue

>>336381
skills:
eggs
doublefap

>>336381

I can fap with just my legs. I shit you not, try it.

>>336386
no u

>>336380
You keep telling yourself that

>>336348
I think Patchy said it was 2.563 seconds, actually.

>>336385

>>336380
But I even sage threads that I like when I don't think my post is good enough to bump the thread. Sage isn't only used in fail threads