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I think I saw Wizard Climber mentioned before. What is that game like?

>>3356320
Try some other SofthouseChara games.

About that pic...

Does Bofors-tan hang with Bloodhound-tan, and how does Bloodhound-tan feel between reloads after she fires off her missile?

>>3356738

As far as I know, this is the only artillery character in the new version. The rest are naval/tank/air forces, including the Sherman, Matilda II, Swordfish, P-38 Lightning, Crusader, Lancaster, Tiger I, and Ju-87. That's less than half the cast.

Pictured is Italy's L-3 tank

>>3356830

Cute. Too cute.
Literally, too cute. I feel disturbed at the thought of her rolling over children on her tiny little tracks with the kitten cheering her on, and sick at the thought of her taking a non-penetrating APDS head on and having to be comforted by Semovente-oneesama.

Having ideas of battlefield survival in the back of the head keeps ruining my impression of mecha musume.

>>3356926
>>I feel disturbed at the thought of her rolling over children on her tiny little tracks with the kitten cheering her on

Really? Because I think that sounds adorable. Seriously, she's so small that rolling over someone with her treads won't cause any harm. At most, it'll just annoy them and they'll have a comedic tread-mark over their face. I know I'd let Veloce run wild all over my body.

Pic is the Crusader.

>>3356926

Damn it, now you've got me imagining some little Panzers in the repair bay crying after being hit with a few HEAT warhead. They're probably lucky to even be alive, what with those gigantic ruptures in their outer hull, and the blown armor.

>>3357020

If it makes you feel better, Germany was fucking amazing at repairing their tanks. Also, I imagine your description to be a panzer with slightly singed hair and torn clothes. Different minds I suppose.

>>3357020

Indeed. You're happy to even be alive after running into Abrams-tan, the meanest girl on the battlefield... Actually she ain't the sharpest crayon in the Crayola Funpack, but she's got rich owners that spoil her with new cool stuff all the time.

Perhaps the balance of terror could be evened out if Merk-tan could join in and give Abrams-tan a good cannon launched rocket right through the cupola. But unfortunately Merk-tan is a bit of a bitch and won't hit anyone who might hit back.

Of course, them panzers could always call in ol' Neubaufahrzeug-oneesama when things get hairy. But she's big, clumsy, suffers from chronic depression, and contemplates suicide due to being a faulty design from scratch. So frankly she ain't much help.

>>3357217

Loose the hounds...or the Tigers, rather.

>>3357229

Meanwhile in the East, the new girl on the block flexes her muscles... but like hell she's going out with the others, no way. That'd be SO embarassing.
She wants to be a big cat like the others SO bad, but she ain't even got a nickname yet. Type-90-tan? Cute? Awesome? Not exactly.

If the lonely queen of the North was still around, things sure would be different around here!
But history is oblivious and unforgiving, and so she has long been reduced to Norwegian road filling.

>>3356320
I do not understand OP's pic. What is the practical use of strapping a loli onto a stationary artillery piece? Not only would it destroy her eardrums, but her controlling it would be utterly unfeasible. And don't even mention reloading.

The only real applications I see is having a cute little girl carrying the thing (or at least the tripod) on her back.

>>3357464

The recoil would probably snap her neck, too. And where is her radio for receiving firing orders?

>>3357464
>>3357475

It's a game. Realism is sacrificed for fantasy and imagination. Don't think too hard about it, just try to let your brain relax and enjoy the pretty pictures.

>>3357416
>This is Tirpitz-chan
>People call her “The Lonely Queen of the North”
>She hates that name, because Norway is cold and dark and she is indeed lonely.

>Her nee-san Bismarck left home to defend the Fatherland a long time ago, before leaving, she told her little sister to wait for her return in Norway, and so Tirpitz-chan have been waiting in the frozen seas of the north ever since.

>Shes sees that you are a traveller anon, she wonders if you heard any news of her older sister?

This thread has somehow deviated wildly from what I intended. Not that I mind. Anyways, I really hope a torrent for this comes up when it's released.

>>3357650

Perhaps. Perhaps you could tell her her sister has gone down with men and all. Perhaps you could tell her her sister lies cold and still, maimed and splayed out on her back upon the dark floor of the Atlantic.
But the question is, would she want to know.

Also, hey, you found the missing twin!

I don't know what this is but it seems like a more retarded version of Gadget Trial.

>>3357754

To tell the truth, I don't know the origin of *anything* in the thread.

"Cheer up, Type-90-tan! You'll always have me and I'll love you and be your best friend! Us outcasts gotta stick together, da? Sleepover at my place, got me a new dacha in South Ossetia!"

>>3357706
I don't think that's Bismarck, Bismarck didn't have a painted turret roof. Only Scharnhorst, Gneisenau and Admiral Hipper class have painted roofs. And Hippers look very much like a small Bismarck that the Brits mistook Prinz Eugen for Bismarck.

Here's Prinz Eugen

>>3357833

Exactly, the blondes in that series are Scharnhorst and Gneisenau, otherwise known as the terrible twins.
Not sure if there's a Bismarck-tan in the series I got Tirpitz from.

Also, out of tanks. Thus death trades the tracks for wings.

>charnhorst and Gneisenau, otherwise known as the terrible twins

I thought it was "the ugly sisters"?

>>3357896

>>3357896

Seen that mentioned occasionally, but more often it's been the "terrible twins".
Perhaps different communities refer to them by different names? Or one is recent and one is wartime?

Also >>3357916 seems to be Gneisenau, which means the set I got Scharnorst from was mislabeled.

Perhaps a bit spartan in both detail and colour, but this kerosene-guzzling wolf of the sky is a work of the master artist Anonymous himself.

Maido panzerschiffe

You know, during war times you can't actually get stocking or pantyhose because all the nylon production goes into making parachutes