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You are KOISHI KOMEIJI, the most popular and well-known of all TOUHOUS. They is a lie, nobody really gives a shit about you. You are the outlier in the popularity curve based on the stage one appears in.

You are standing in the majestic GRAND HALL OF THE PALACE OF THE EARTH SPIRITS. You are feeling nothing at the moment, because of you brilliant ad-lib psychotherapy. It should be mentioned that you are a complete sociopath who exists only for the small chance of feeling any sort of sensation in your numb heart, at whatever the cost.

>> No.3355049

[+] Rape the cat.

>> No.3355069

[x] cuddle with your sister. All day long.

>> No.3355073

>>3355049
this, then
>>3355069

>> No.3355074

[X]Find Captain Minamitsu Murasa

>> No.3355075

[X] Fire penis danmaku at SATORI

>> No.3355082

>>3355069
this

>> No.3355083

>>3355074
>>3355069
THIS

THIS

>> No.3355089
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3355089

You launch FREUDIAN DANMAKU at that one cat your dumbshit sister favors.

>> No.3355090

[x] Annoy Cave Alice

>> No.3355095
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3355095

Brush Utsuho's pretty hair.

>> No.3355099

>>3355089
orin is not a dumbshit!

Cut that out!

>> No.3355102

Go on a Cave Story to find your meaning in life and harass some Migimas.

>> No.3355104

>>3355099
She's talking about Satori.

>> No.3355105

>>3355099
You baka, he didn't say anything offensive about Orin.

>> No.3355108

>>3355105
>>3355104
All of sudden.....

My bad~!

>> No.3355117

>>3355020
[X] Jump in lake.

>> No.3355121
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3355121

You go over to the only bridge in OLD HELL to make fun of the TROLL there. You are well accustomed to this, and make biting remarks about how awesome it is to have a family member, pets, and more than 4 spellcards.

>> No.3355126

のワの

>> No.3355131

Set your house on fire.

>> No.3355150

[x] Get drunk with Yuugi

>> No.3355162

Have a crazy off with Flandre and Yuka.

>> No.3355175
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3355175

What the fuck is wrong with you.

Oh right.

>> No.3355181

[x] Go above ground and have a dick waving contest with Flandre

>> No.3355193

[x] RAPE RANDOM GIRL? AND PROCLAIM HOW THIS IS THE WORST SEX YOU'VE EVER HAD

>> No.3355199

Tie the crow and cat together to create a better chimera

>> No.3355222

sage

>> No.3355233
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3355233

Random acts of violence are not going to stir your emotions! You need meat! You need adventure!

You go above ground to that one lake to find that other person in your IMOUTO SUPPORT GROUP who is not that fucking HARVEST GOD. You reach the lake where she live when you are stopped by a BAKA! Your SUBCONSCIOUS CLOAKING does not work of BAKAS. Look at it.

>> No.3355240

>>3355222
newfag not so good!

>> No.3355245

>>3355233
[X] Jump into the Baka

>> No.3355248

[x] Eat Cirno

>> No.3355255

>>3355233
[X] Delve into BAKA's subconsciousness to bring out HIDDEN GENIUS and RAW TALENT.

>> No.3355256

>>3355233
>Look at it.
I see what you did.

>> No.3355258

>use ANGRY RED THING on BAKA
>use RED THING on BAKA
>use THING on BAKA
>use BAKA on ANGRY RED THING
>eat RED THING
>eat BAKA
>help
>commands
>fuck this
>quit

>> No.3355265

Have consensual rapesex with Cirno.

>> No.3355271

[x] Rape the baka

>> No.3355280
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3355280

That was bakalicious.

>> No.3355285

>>3355280
[x] Take her clothes and pretend to be Cirno.

>> No.3355296

>>3355280
[x]Take her skin and pretend to be Cirno

>> No.3355305

go home and be a family man - x

>> No.3355310
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3355310

The BAKA was some kind of midget.

>> No.3355319

[x] Rape the next girl we find.

>> No.3355320

>>3355310
kick over the red rock to gain jerk points then track down BAKA's friends and infiltrate their secret society

>> No.3355328

>>3355319
This.

>> No.3355342
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3355342

You decide to satiate your SATORI HORNINESS and find a TOUHOU to rape. You use MIND RADAR to locate the nearest one and blunder in the directing. Which sorta feels kinda like down.

You must be really SATORI HORNY because you feel wet all over.

>> No.3355354

>>3355342
[X] Gattai!

>> No.3355358

>>3355342
Rape her, rape her hard.

>> No.3355368

[X] Rape that wormslut. Then go find CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MURAMASA and become TRUE BROS.

>> No.3355407 [DELETED] 
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3355407

You totally fertilize that bitch's eggs with taking part in the complex mating dance that her species does. She will be traumatized for life.

>> No.3355417
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3355417

You totally fertilize that bitch's eggs without taking part in the complex mating dance of her species. She will be traumatized for life.

>> No.3355424

>>3355368
She's called Captain Murasa, not Captain Minamitsu.

>> No.3355425

>>3355417
Find Murasa.

>> No.3355445
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3355445

>>3355424
I stuttered

>> No.3355455

Find FLANDRE, copulate.

>> No.3355468
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3355468

You feel inclined to sneak aboard a flying boat for some reason.

You find yourself in a gauntlet of flame jets that face random directions and cannons that shoot at the deck.

>> No.3355470

>>3355445
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXm2oLRRiM&feature=related

>> No.3355477

>>3355468
Go through everything Mario style.

>> No.3355478

I wish /jp/ would talk about Bakemonogatari.
It's trippy shit. The good kind of trippy shit.

>> No.3355479

>>3355468
[X] Kidnap someone and cook them with the flames.

>> No.3355487

>>3355468
Shoot a music video with THE CAPTAIN.

>> No.3355488

>>3355468
:3

>> No.3355492

>>3355468
manipulate the constantly spawning enemies to gain 99 1-ups

>> No.3355495
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3355495

You go through the very stupid ship. At one part it seems that the boat was split in half and was only being held together by thin metal rods, which you had to cross by jumping on some well-lubed giant nuts.

Anyways you fall down a pipe and find a PIRATE.

>> No.3355497

>>3355495
[X] Ask for Princess Peach, else rape the Captain.

>> No.3355506

>>3355495

Where is the captain's ANCHOR?

>> No.3355513
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3355513

What captain.

>> No.3355520

>>3355513
[X] RAGE

>> No.3355534

>>3355513
[x] Steal her ugly wings

>> No.3355545
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3355545

Why would you, NUE HOUJUU rage? You had sent one of your FAMILIARS to the underground to troll some shit while you steal the CAPTAIN'S ship by convincing the CAPTAIN that you were in fact the CAPTAIN.

Your TROLL SENSES give you the distinct feeling that you have accomplished. You feel as if somebody who had seen your FAMILIAR underground would have perceived it as somebody who would normally be down there.

>> No.3355546

[x] Steal wings, plant into own back as not to lose to the OTHER IMOUTO

>> No.3355554

>>3355478

Go to /a/ if you want discussion of that.

>>3355487

Holy fuck. THIS. Koishi and Murasa ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT? Awesome.

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3355568

>>3355545
Fuck you.

>> No.3355571

>>3355545
[X] Colony, err, Ship Drop onto Hakurei Shrine.

>> No.3355582
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3355582

>>3355571
Don't forget to wear a silly helmet and mask.

>> No.3355597

>>3355545
MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.3355598
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3355598

Destroying both that shrine and the CAPTAIN'S boat? Good plan short man.

Controlling the boat has been a chore for you, buy making it go into a nose dive was pretty easy.

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3355607

>>3355598

>> No.3355611

>>3355598
[x] Disguise yourself as Sanae and laugh maniacally.

>> No.3355613
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3355613

>>3355607

>> No.3355617
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3355617

And you're totally fine! That was a good idea that will have no lasting reprocussions.

>> No.3355620

>>3355617
Quick, do this >>3355611

>> No.3355622

[x] Masturbate

>> No.3355623

>>3355617
[x] Rape the miko

>> No.3355640

>[x] Disguise yourself as Sanae and laugh maniacally.

>> No.3355707
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3355707

You are NUE HAKUREI, the UNIDENTIFIED FANTASTIC FLYING MIKO. You are the the bane of filthy youkai everywhere in your eternal mission to ruin their wily monster plots for the sake of keeping balance in Gensokyo.

For some reason you feel like you just got trolled hardcore. You feel that this feeling has something to do with your shrine being in ruins.

>> No.3355710

fuck this shit

>> No.3355720

wat

>> No.3355729

>>3355707
I did not choose this adventure!

>> No.3355735

I don't get this anymore.

>> No.3355744
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>> No.3355746

[x] IF I SEE THAT FUCKING GAP ONE MORE TIME

>> No.3355748

SHIT ADVENTURE

>> No.3355750

Nue + Yukari = MINDFUCK

>> No.3355751

>>3355707
[x] Go to Yukarin.

>> No.3355755

Why don't you railroad some more? Maybe then we'll start having fun.

>> No.3355764

>>3355744
[x] piss into the gap

>> No.3355783

>>3355744
[X] Put on the "cool" face.

>> No.3355790
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3355790

You leap through the gap, knowing this is all probably YUKARI'S fault. Inside, you find the GAP EXPRESS, the railroad of choice for any quasi-alternate dimensional travel. You ride it. Choo choo!

You end up in the YAKUMO MANSION. PEDOPHILE STREAKER 10% is here.

>> No.3355805

>>3355790

[x] TAIL FEEL SO GOOD

>> No.3355809

>>3355790
[X] SUPPA TENKO STYLE

>> No.3355836

[X] TAIL FEEL SO GOOD
[X] SUPPA TENKO STYLE
[X] Make the face on the sign while you proceed.

LETS GET FREAKY

>> No.3355860
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3355860

You jack off one of those TAILS.

Vices are normally bad things, especially one involving GETTING OFF TO LITTLE GIRLS TOUCHING YOU, but it's probably okay now because the tail is pretty soft.

>> No.3355881

>>3355860
[X] Assault Chen.

>> No.3355899
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3355899

With the dangerous one subdued, you assault the fuck out of CHENNNNNN.

>> No.3355902

[x] Wait a minute... WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR RIBBON?! ASDFDSGDFGSADJFGHJ

>> No.3355909

>>3355899
[X] Disguise as Chen, wreck havoc.

>> No.3355917

>>subdued

What? How?
Oh, wait, I get it.

>>"Nooo! D-don't touch them!! I... Ahhn~... I'm gonna... aaAAAAaahhh~<3....."

>> No.3355924

Oh god OP this is the most derailed CYOA you've done yet.

>> No.3355925
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3355925

What ribbon? For the entirety of your life, which you can't quite exactly recall, you have never worn anything on your head.

You're the motherfucking Hakurei shrine maiden, hats are for lesser humans and filthy youkai.

>> No.3355931

>>3355925
show your armpits to collect donations

>> No.3355932

>>3355925
[X] KILL, MAIM, BURN

>> No.3355945

>>3355925

Bullshit. Enjoy your last few moments of life before ZUN's vengeance strikes you down with AIDS, you hatless freak.

>> No.3355968
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3355968

You show off your MONEY MAKERS, maybe that burning monster will spare some change.

It summons the GAP HAG.

>> No.3355978

[x] Genuflect

All is lost.

>> No.3355981

[X] SCREAM

>> No.3356013
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3356013

You prostrate yourself to the horrible monster, not even trying to fight.

Instead of crushing your skull like a proper BANCHO, it chuckles and mutters something about how it always takes a while for the new one to get their bite back. It says "2 games, usually."

>> No.3356021

>>3356013
have sex with it

>> No.3356024

>>3356013
OH GOD FOURTH WALL

>> No.3356037
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3356037

The sex you proceed to have is very rambunctious.

>> No.3356042

>>3356013
>>Gigyas Yukari

[x] GENUFLECT HARDER

>> No.3356047

>>3356037
enjoy having tentacles go through all your digestive organs

>> No.3356068

[X] YOU'RE THE GOD DAMN HAKUREI. RIP AND TEAR. RIP AND TEAR.

>> No.3356072
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3356072

You vomit up jizz.

>> No.3356081

>>3356072
Fuck that, you ain't taking any more of this shit.
Rape it back, 5 times harder it raped you.

>> No.3356085

[x] Shit and piss on the floor.

>> No.3356086

[x] be praying

>> No.3356091

>>3356072
FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

>> No.3356109

>>3356042

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF YUKARI'S PENETRATION

>> No.3356114
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3356114

That is enough casual sex between friends, you think.

>> No.3356118

Brofist the awesome drunken loli ogre

>> No.3356152
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3356152

The only drunk you can see here is LETTY WHITEROCK, who seems to have broken in and raided the fridge while everybody else was busy having sexual encounters or burning.

She is too busy being a fat loser to be a bro.

>> No.3356164

>>3356152
[X] BROFIST HER STOMACH

>> No.3356165

>>3356152
use pokeflute
throw pokeball

>> No.3356175

>>3356165
Snorlax has a catch rate of 25. There's no way in hell a regular Pokeball is going to work.

>> No.3356181

>>3356152

[X]Point and laugh at the fatty. Yell 'HA HA, YOU'RE A FATTY' as loudly as possible.

>> No.3356192
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3356192

Hmmmm.

>> No.3356196

>>3356192
BOOMER!

>> No.3356198

>>3356192
GRAB PILLS, QUICKLY

>> No.3356200

>>3356192

OH SHIT HERE COMES A ZOMBIE HORDE

>> No.3356201

>>3356192

Throw some peels at her.

>> No.3356203 [DELETED] 

>>3356192
YOU ARE HUGE
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

>> No.3356208

>>3356192
[x] Pull out your auto shotgun and get ready for the horde of incoming infected.

>> No.3356245

Go back to fanfiction.net

>> No.3356265
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3356265

You start to run, knowing the undead will be hot on your trail. However, you forgot to listen for heavy breathing! You fall into a smoker's trap, and are strangled to death due to the fact you do not have any teammates.

The GAP HAG sighs. The process of turning the youkai that killed the last HAKUREI MAIDEN into a human, pumping them full of god powers, and changing Gensokyo's history so that they've been the HAKUREI MAIDEN all along is a lot of work. The GAP HAG just wants to take a nap

GAME OVER

RANK: SUPER BAKA

>> No.3356284

at least that fucking lake didn't get us

>> No.3356286

>>3356284
[X] LAKE END

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>> No.3356308

>>3356303
GODDAMNIT

>> No.3356309

>>3356303
Well, shit.

>> No.3356312

>>3356303
swim to the mansion and see whats up there

>> No.3356341

>>3356303
The lake wins again, the fucking lake wins again.

>> No.3356343

>>3356303
I love you.

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>> No.3357342

>>3356303

Oh fuck you.

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