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Monster Girl Archive: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/writers-list.html
Those lazy mornings.

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Fanart Galleries: https://mgearchive.blogspot.com/2021/01/fanart-galleries-hub.html
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

>> No.33521005

BEEG

>> No.33521008

Hi

>> No.33521024
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>it's been many centuries since the demonlord finally completed her great transformation and took over the world
>man and monsters have fully integrated together into one, albeit extremely sexually dimorphic, race
>with the joining of the races, technological development has skyrocketed
>as has the world's population
>now the demonlord has commissioned dozens of seedships to send out in search of new homes for man and monsterkind
>thankfully, thanks to their mana, lifeless worlds would not remain so and terraforming would not only be possible, but go "relatively" quickly
>which wouldn't be a problem, considering the greatly lengthened lifespans of the colonists

Would you travel the stars in search of a new planet to homestead with your waifu? What would she be best at in terms of setting up a new colony?

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33521028

>>33521003
God I just want a massive girl to wrap her arms around me as I sit in her lap and talk.

>> No.33521050

>>33521028
this woman could easily snap me in half, it scares me

>> No.33521052

I'm making a lewd game that 1/3 features monstergirls/?boys?
are monsterboys a thing?

is there an accurate popularity tier list anywhere online?
from some research I've found that the following are pretty popular. I'm looking to make a few main romance-able npcs, and need to narrow it down:

kitsune
slimes
harpy
goblin
mushroom person
elves/dark elves
fairies/smol
spider
lamia
dragons/newts
centaurs
scylla
minotaur

>> No.33521061

>>33521024
>have Shoggoth waifu
>join up with seedship that has nothing but Shoggoth couples onboard
>find a large planet, any planet, to land on
>immediately start twisting said planet into an Eldritch landscape
>turns into massive Shoggoth breeding world, planet itself becomes a living Eldritch entity
>your millinos of sons and daughters eventually grow up and leave their old breeding grounds, going out to claim their own planets to become their nests
And that's how the entire galaxy became related to me and my waifu in some way. Also the one galaxy over.

>> No.33521064

>>33521052
>monsterboys
Ohhh you’re in big trouble now

>> No.33521066
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>>33521024
Can I just have the ship instead?

>> No.33521071

oh shit I completely forgot about onis

>> No.33521073

>>33521052
>monsterboys
Leave. This isn't a place for you to push your shit.

>> No.33521076

>>33521050
She's not even at her full size, anon.
Her true size is nearly double that, at about 400~ centimeters.
We have yet to see it.

>> No.33521078

>>33521052
>Monster boys
This ain't the place for that.
Anyways, Goblins, lamia, minotaurs, centaurs, dragons, harpies, and kitsunes will cover most fields.
Maybe an elf if you wish.

>> No.33521080
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Turning the toughest High Orc and her gang into the softest wives!

>> No.33521083

>>33521052
This is a monster girl thread.

>> No.33521090
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33521090

Been trying to get up earlier but find it difficult to manage alone? Consider Greenworms! Greenworms are great motivators, so your worries about not being able to make it will be a thing of the past! The biggest hurdle that comes with waking up earlier comes with having the motivation to actually get out of bed and start moving around. In my experience, once you've actually got up and started being active, you'll likely stay awake. Greenworms can help in this department by being the nudge you need to kickstart your day.

If you subscribe to the Greenworm gospel, you probably already sleep in the same bed as your Greenworm, seeing as everyone knows they make sleeping much easier and restful. This proximity is key, because they are already immediately close to you and capable of gently poking you awake with their claws. All you have to do is tell your Greenworm you'll make her favorite food at a certain time early in the morning, and she'll start getting you up just to have you make her favorite. When food gets involved, these little cuties can be quite persistent, so there's no chance that they'd give up on getting your behind out of bed! Once you get into a habit, getting up at a certain earlier time will be much easier, and soon you won't even need to have your Greenworm get you out of bed! More of the self-motivated type? They have you covered there too! Just the idea of waking up early for your beloved Greenworm will motivate even the most Beelzebub-esque guys in the world to action! I guarantee it!

Personally, I had a similar experience with my Greenworm recently. As expected, I am more of the latter type of person, and I motivated myself to get up early for my Greenworm. I made it a goal to have breakfast ready for my Greenworm before she wakes up, so that she has a nice warm meal ready for her immediately out of bed. I read online that eating a nice warm breakfast in the morning helps with digestion and complexion, and of course I wanted my little sweetie to look and feel her best. So I had been waking up before the crack of dawn every day, sneaking over to the kitchen, and lighting up the stove to prepare a grand breakfast feast for her, which she happily woke up to and eat without question for weeks. That changed a few days ago, when I guess she noticed me getting out of bed in the morning and decided to see what I was up to. Apparently she watched me as I took the usual hour long cooking time to make her most precious delicacies for breakfast as per the norm. Eventually she piped up, which started me who had not noticed her earlier. She asked if I did this every day for her, to which I quickly responded in affirmation, although today I was out of spinach so typically it takes just a bit longer. She asked me why I do all this, and I told her resoundingly that I do it for her, because she means that much to me. She seemed embarrassed but grateful that I did all this just for her. She insisted that, from now on, I have to get her up early in the morning to let her watch me make it for her. I guess she felt bad about me shouldering this all myself! As a result, now she sits at the kitchen counter while I cook, occasionally humoring me by taking a spoonful of whatever's on the stove to taste it for me. Now getting up early is even better than it was before!

With that, I'm sure you'll see how easily having a Greenworm around facilitates good, healthy habits like getting up early. I'm sure there's even more your Greenworm can help you with too!

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Remember, just because your Tanuki boss pays you it doesnt mean you are obligated to eat your meals with her. If she harasses you, you can report her to the police.

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>>33521064
>>33521073
>>33521078
>noted
Yeah someone in an unmentionble discord said they're not really a thing
I'm trying to market to both sides, but uh just pretend you didn''t see that

>> No.33521107

>>33521052
Farewell, friend.

>> No.33521117

>>33521080
This is true.
They need to be extra soft for all the kids they're gonna bear.

>> No.33521118

>>33521066
Taking the AI ship and instead turning a planet into a massive shipyard to produce ship daughterus?
A bold move.

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>>33521052
>monsterboys

You need to get out.

>> No.33521139

>>33521100
>discord
Leave this place traveler, there is nothing for you here.

>> No.33521145

>>33521052
The end goal is Incubi, Anon. There are no monsterboys.

>> No.33521157
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How do I score a high class lady?

>> No.33521161

>>33521098
Stop being a pussy and marry your danuki boss already.
Then divorce her and steal half of her money as revege.

>> No.33521164
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Remember to spend time with your daughters! Need to to teach them good life lessons as their father

>> No.33521172

I've learned my lesson, please call off the assassins
>>33521139
gotta go where the data is :^)
there's 2 monstergirl threads on the entirety of 4chan
>>33521145
ah forgot about those

>> No.33521176

>>33521157
Have a cock/and or balls.
helicopter dick in her general direction.
wife get.

>> No.33521183

>>33521157
be feral so they wish to civilize you
Be strong yet dumber than a rock so they can use as their BPH, Big Protective Husband

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Ratas love my nuts.

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>>33521003

>> No.33521202

>>33521100
>not really a thing

Not really a thing implies they are still a thing, just very hidden. Monster boys are not allowed here, ever. Even if minor. The only exception is husbands transforming.

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MGE is gonna give you the:TOM
STUD
STALLION
BULL
BUCK
SIRE
ALPHA
SLAVE

>> No.33521217

How would an Amazon counter a claim that she doesn't respect her husband?

>> No.33521221

>>33521202
>The only exception is husbands transforming.
I mean, even that's barely tolerated.

>> No.33521231

>>33521183
or be weak enough that they want to take you in and make you high class

>> No.33521232

>>33521172
We're very sensitive to newfags coming in right now, so you should probably pitch this some other time without mentioning monsterboys.

>> No.33521234

>>33521183
I am dumb, but I'm not big - unless they have a thing for skinnyfat losers.

>> No.33521246

>>33521234
Become thier servant

>> No.33521256

>>33521172
Three

>> No.33521257

Here's some stuff from my bookmarks that I don't see in the MEGA:

Pharaoh greentext: https://pastebin.com/TJte4DzV

Succubus childhood friend: https://pastebin.com/uP0JcVYW

Ren & Hinezumi: https://pastebin.com/eNjW42Y9

That's all I can put forward, unfortunately. Hopefully other people have stuff bookmarked as well.

>> No.33521279

Has anyone tried the demo of the RPG Kenkou Cross is making? How is it?

>> No.33521288

>>33521090
Very cute picture and very readable paragraph formatting.

>> No.33521291

>>33521256
Four even

>> No.33521295

>>33521291
perhaps five

>> No.33521302

>>33521117
>Originally used MGE as a setting for lewd fantasies and fap material
>Time passes
>Now use MGE as a setting for fantasies about starting a big family and caring for your daughters with your lovely monster wives
Anyone else have this happen to them? I just want to be a proud father of many orcs and high orcs.

>> No.33521339

>>33521295
Maybe more

>> No.33521359

>>33521279
It's fun. The sex game takes a little too long and if you lose you it's game over. The over world and the stuff in it is pretty fun.

>> No.33521407

>>33521302
My lewd fantasies and the desire to have a family are basically the same thing at this point
Equally unachievable too haha xd

>> No.33521420

>>33521257
Also, looks like TheGunstar's stuff was picked up by archive.org after all.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160314174025/http://pastebin.com/u/TheGunstar

https://pastebin.com/u/lewdscriptwriter
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28436175?view_adult=true

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Hell snugs

>> No.33521456

>>33521302
I don't really want children but I desire a loving loyal wife and have the desire to do many lewd and /d/ things with her. I love that despite how fetishy MGE is it's still completely about loving couples.

>> No.33521464

>>33521302
My fantasy is wild mating for the purpose of having as many children to lovingly raise.

>> No.33521491

>>33521302
You know that myth about how when you play metal songs backwards, they tell you to worship Satan and kill yourself. MGE is that but with valuing marriage and reproduction.

>> No.33521501

>>33521359
Good to hear. How many species are in it so far?

>> No.33521536

>>33521003
>/monster/ is kill
INCOMING

>> No.33521539

>>33521090
Make sure she stays nice and hydrated by running! Me and my wife would hate it if she had to revive her- I'm sure warm greenworm cuddles are a big part of your life!

>> No.33521544

>>33521501
Two (Imp and Werecat), that can be married. He has design notes for a Holastaur and an Alraune on patreon for a future update.

>> No.33521550

>>33521302
I originally came here for the funnies
I stuck around to now wish to be able to wife my cummies
So I can give her many puppies
and I can rub her pregnant tummy

>> No.33521555

>>33521157
Be a high class man and notice the zombie, anon.

>> No.33521575
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>>33521536
You made me check, it's online right now.

>> No.33521609
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>>33521536
Lying is bad

>> No.33521611
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>>33521302
I started in the 'family making' phase.

>> No.33521612

>>33521544
Kind of surprised to hear imp is getting some love, but that's nice.

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>>33521302
Started in the dress/jewelry appreciation phase, then extreme horny, and now a weird smorgasbord of those two along with making undead gameshow-style attractions

>> No.33521633
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>>33521575
>>33521609
>?????
>Go back to double-check
>still getting picrelated
I don't understand what is happening, then
picked other boards, they are loading for me. idfk

>> No.33521641
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>>33521003
Monstergirls encounter women who are androgynous and look just like men. Basically "handsome ladies." And said Monstergirls who'd meet these handsome ladies think they're men and don't know they're girls.

What would a monstergirl do and react?

>> No.33521647

>>33521633
you tried the smugloli link?

>> No.33521655

>>33521647
the what link
nevermind I don't want to know

>> No.33521677

>>33521641
Take your gay shit elsewhere, this ain't the place for it. Shoo!

>> No.33521678

>>33521641
I don't think it's possible to fool a monstergirl like that.

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>>33521611
Fellow patrician.

>> No.33521685

>>33521641
>>>/tg/thread/S77804788#p77861470
Stop posting /tg/ shit here. Besides monster girls can sense if someone is a man, desires, and even if they have the potential to Alp.

>> No.33521689

>>33521641
Fuck off back to /tg/

>> No.33521699

>>33521302
It's strange that there isn't more material out there for people that want to fantasize about having families.
There's infinite amounts of incest footjob videos readymade for normies to consume but you have to get into a niche multimedia project like mge if you want porn about starting a family with a loving wife.

>> No.33521722

>>33521627
>dress/jewelry appreciation
like drawing/commissioning your waifu in different outfits?

>> No.33521727

>>33521641
Violent yuri molestation until monsterizing to feminine girls.

>> No.33521728
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>>33521722
Yes.

>> No.33521730

>>33521302
>Anyone else have this happen to them?
No.
Originally used MGE for fantasies about different types of monstergirls, still use MGE for fantasies about different types of monstergirls.

>> No.33521741

your reaction when automaton uses rocket punch

>> No.33521753

>>33521728
what's the oddest one you've done

>> No.33521763

>>33521728
I've recently started fantisizing about all the different outfits my wight would wear, even though I'm not into fashion myself. I also like the idea of her deciding on what I wear to match with her.

>> No.33521768

>>33521655
After cripplechan got shitcanned by Cloudflare, a bunch of bunker boards sprouted up. smugloli was the name of the bunker where /monster/ ended up. The original /monster/, when it came back under the new cripplechan, was basically a ghost-town because anons were still gun-shy about posting there after the original was taken down.

>> No.33521776

>>33521164
I always make time to, even though the wife is always there to make sure I'm not corrupting her "evil-lieutenants-to-be" with good

>> No.33521783

>>33521685
No wonder they come here, it's so easy to get (You)s compared to there.

>> No.33521784

>>33521699
Loyalty and a strong family unit are problematic for some reason.

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>>33521753
Here we go. Artist also thought I was wightfang. Didn't have the heart to correct her.
>>33521763
Don't end up like my wight wife and can the majority of her gorgeous dresses in favor of momjeans of varying states of being unwound/torn.

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>>33521685
>Stop posting /tg/ shit here

>> No.33521818

>>33521788
>wightfang
I don't think I noticed that fang in this picture before, it does look cute.

>> No.33521845
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>ywn shitpost with your big oni

>> No.33521848

>>33521539
Of course! Daily afternoon cuddles after 2nd lunch are the highlight of my day!

>> No.33521853

would you still love mg even if she was voiced by Diedrich Bader?

>> No.33521877

>>33521788
She as a wide range of different styles for every occasion. She has nice, humble dresses for polite company like my parents, but when it's other undead ladies the gloves come off. It feels wrong to even call them dresses - they're more like scraps of fabric tied together with the thinnest strips of material she can find. Her curves burst out of them, figuratively and sometimes literally!

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>>33521845
>haha, yeah, I am a big girl... for you, hahahaha

>> No.33521886

>>33521877
some clothes just aren't built to contain that dumptruck ass

>> No.33521903

>>33521685
/tg/, kek, more like /transgender/

>> No.33521916
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>>33521884
>So what's the next step in your master plan?
>Crushing your pelvis... with no protection!

>> No.33521921
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>>33521877
Sometimes, it isn't the beauty of a wight that makes her high class, but her choice on when she decides to use it to absolutely dominate a room!
Hearing other folk into wights to this extent makes me overjoyed

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>> No.33521969

>>33521788
Very nice, I like seeing other peoples more odd choices, probably because I like the funnier sort of art of my waifu as well. Hopefully as I get better at drawing I can do her justice haha

>> No.33521979

>>33521952
...you were the one who stole all my underwear, weren't you?

>> No.33521980

>>33521921
I've been a huge powerslut for a long time now. If there was a wight and a pharaoh in the same room I don't know how I'd survive. Skimpy dresses, big houses, dominant but dignified ladies, having the money to do whatever you want. It's all great.

>> No.33522004

Requesting that greenworm anon continue the tale of texas red, the sheriff can't get away with it!

>> No.33522065

>>33521979
Yes, and if you want them back you have to do everything she says for one day

>> No.33522098

>>33521916
>ah yes, I was wondering what would break first
>your pelvis...
>or your penis!

>> No.33522104

>>33521877
>but when it's other undead ladies the gloves come off. It feels wrong to even call them dresses - they're more like scraps of fabric tied together with the thinnest strips of material she can find
Mine doesn't wear dresses quite that lewd, she's still young and also lacks the height and some of the curves to fully pull it off anyway.

>> No.33522132

>>33522004
Alright I got you

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>>33522104
Sadly, younger wights get btfo'd quite easily by their older, softer counterparts.
Better luck next hundred years....

>> No.33522140

>>33522065
Alright what's the worst she could do?

>> No.33522176

>>33522134
....I'm afraid my wight would have gone to wonderland cause she'd be custom shopping.

>> No.33522182

>>33522134
But anon big boobies get in the way of big cuddles! How is my snugglebear going to hang on to me if she has big meat sacks in the way?

>> No.33522188
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Breed strong cats

>> No.33522195

>>33522188
Already am, she is now a big, soft mom cat that is strong enough to carry her big litter about.

>> No.33522197
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Wip of my manticore pslime wife with modified clothing.

>> No.33522203

Good day, I hate monsters.

>> No.33522205

where does one find the largest congregation of wurms, I need to know, I NEED TO SPOIL THEM ROTTEN

>> No.33522207
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How would you fluster an mg while they try to seduce you? I can't imagine they practiced the part where their target loves them without seduction

>> No.33522230

>>33522207
Bring them in close and kiss them on their lips and put your tongue in it

>> No.33522235

>>33522205
Apperently they like to be rescue rangers in the forests and hills of dragonia.

>> No.33522242
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[ERROR]

>> No.33522249

>>33522235
if I get a nick on my hand, would they come running

>> No.33522251

>>33522134
>Sadly, younger wights get btfo'd quite easily by their older, softer counterparts.
Youthful cuteness and clothes that emphatize some key points (like thighs) are not to be underestimated.

>> No.33522285

>>33522249
Absolutely. Head into a cave and you would get a pack to dig you out in no time.

>> No.33522298

>>33522285
time to do something stupid for love, also does a stick of TNT still cost five bucks

>> No.33522302

>>33522285
>take shovel
>dig tiny hole
>bury my legs up to my knees
>"help me step-wurm I'm stuck"

>> No.33522328

Soo, are the representatives from ropurotto's sabbath in their promotional picture drinking cum from bowl?

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>>33521003

>> No.33522346

>>33522298
That's gonna either get you a coyote girl or a roadrunner harpy

>> No.33522355

>>33522328
it's possible

>> No.33522358

>>33522285
Be careful though, I heard rumors that a certain man was getting together a different kind of forest worm and turning them into a sort of forest patrol. You might expect wurm but get "rescued" from whatever made up situation was at hand and then be forced to relinquish your snacks to them.

>> No.33522359

>>33522346
Nah just gonna try make a cave by using tnt to cause the wurms to investigate

>> No.33522382

>>33522328
Like the Kobold they are very heavily pet themed. They probably would like that kind of play with their Onii-chan.
>However, in this Sabbath, most of the witches call their onii-chan “master”, etc., and seeing as their expressions are as happy as can be, and they delight in playing, being praised, and being petted, perhaps they're more like “pets” than “beasts”...?

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Got this recently as well. Still unsure what i want to get drawn for march now.

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How would an EXTREMELY big and muscular MG react to a smol weak anon coming out of nowhere and giving her a gift?

>> No.33522437

I'm curious as to what everyone thinks will happen. Time to make your guesses, lads. Who wins Magus Anon's Anon Bowl?

https://strawpoll.com/jaf9h9bj7

>> No.33522448

>>33522436
He'd be getting the snug

>> No.33522450

It's a man's duty to turn the nearest ancient evil fox into an obsessed, devoted housewife.

>> No.33522458

Are you man enough to be Anon Cockson

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>>33522436
Just imagine pick related is buff.

>> No.33522487

>>33521217
>Okay, and?

>> No.33522499

>>33522450
I did but she keeps calling me hubby and wants to talk about kid names. She's just a housewife that lives in my house, not my wife!

>> No.33522507

>>33521217
With a swift uppercut to their jugular

>> No.33522558

>>33521217
"Yes."

>> No.33522595

>>33522207
>How would you fluster an mg while they try to seduce you?
take her to flavor town

>> No.33522605

Dumb nuclear hell ravens with big soft squishy boobs made for squeezing.

>> No.33522609

>>33522197
lookin spicy anon keep up the good work

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>>33521217

>> No.33522625

>>33521916
>no protection
sweetie you don't mean to say you're going to take away the bed/emergency pillow

>> No.33522637

>>33522450
Instructions unclear, got turned into a househusband by ancient evil fox

>> No.33522649

>>33522637
close enough

>> No.33522651

How does a neanderthal like me get a smart monster girl

>> No.33522661

>>33522637
It's fine as long as she can support you.

>> No.33522664

>>33522197
>manticore pins you against a wall
>hovers her tail in front of your face
>you turn away and sob as a pslime emerges from the tail and licks your face

>> No.33522671

>>33522609
I dont plan to stop anytime soon! Wanna get some lewd in church comms soon.

>> No.33522691

>>33522664
No tears. Only rape.

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>>33522736

>> No.33522757

>>33522004
btw friend do you mean you want a drawing or a writefag story

>> No.33522770

>>33522757
Whatever you wanna make man!

>> No.33522809

>>33522605
Nosy tengu reporters with breasts just a little too big for their shirts.
Massive onis with massive tits.
Soft, lazy ghosts.
Mischievous mages with big mana stacks.

>> No.33522847

>>33522809
MG Gensokyo is a wild and lewd place.
Better get good lest they find your 'hitbox'

>> No.33522859

>>33521052
Don't listen to them, monster boys are fine, just make sure you have female only species where it makes sense.

>> No.33522864

>>33522847
time to piss reymoo

>> No.33522898

>>33522864
Anon, I don't think you're ready for angry oppai shrine maiden to come grab you because the newest dick to appear in Genokyo is causing an incident.

>> No.33522911

>>33522605
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1614823521941.webm

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>>33521003

>> No.33522942

>>33522859
Faggots >>>/out/

>> No.33522959

I'm not a sexual object.

>> No.33522960

>>33522898
mama said that when I was small, that I fell on my head, and that s the reason that when I shake my head I can hear something rattling inside my head

>> No.33522962

How far along are the fan translations of side 3? I'm kinda interested to see what even vague details of a metropolitan, major sized monster city.

>> No.33522976

>>33522959
oh yeah why your dick hard then

>> No.33522994

>>33522942
It's about immersion, only a few species like Lamia and Succubus should be female only.

>> No.33522996

>>33522859
this is a monster girl thread.

>> No.33522997

>>33522976
Is this a strong monster girl's attempt at being seductive

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>> No.33523074

>>33523014
Uh-oh, her skin is not a normal color!

>> No.33523081

>>33522996
And they were asking about making a game. Monster boys are a necessary evil for believable world building. Asides, it better if she's choosing you over her own species.

>> No.33523092

>>33522976
It's because it needs to breathe. Not all boners happen because a guy sees a very pretty female.

>> No.33523104

>>33523014
that begs the question which mgs make the best gyarus?

>> No.33523105

>>33523081
>>33522994
Why even mention them if your not trolling then in a Monstergirl thread.

>> No.33523123

>>33522994
>>33523081
Fuck off

>> No.33523124

>>33522898
Everything is back to normal in Gensokyo. Reimu is sitting on her porch drinking some tea, and you're passed on on her futon after the night she spent with you.

>> No.33523131

>>33523105
insane compulsion, of course.

>> No.33523132

>>33523092
thats bullshit, we both know that is bullshit, so get to licking

>> No.33523154

>>33523081
>And they were asking about making a game. Monster boys are a necessary evil for believable world building.

MGE RPG
>Exists
MGQ
>Exists
Literally every exclusive MG game
>Exists
Monster Musume
>Exists

>> No.33523155

>>33523124
Hey reymoo, what is Nii Hon GO

>> No.33523168

>>33523124
>Everything is back to normal in Gensokyo. Reimu is sitting on her porch drinking some tea, and you're passed on
ah, classic crimson slasher
hopefully I can relax in the netherworld with Yuyuko

>> No.33523170

>>33523124
Turns out 'Reimoo' wasn't just a joke and those 'modest breasts' look that way THROUGH the breast bindings she's wearing.

Granted, if I ended up there I'm basically making it my goal to impregnate both the SDM mistresses and their gate keeper....along with a Dark Mage in training that lives in the woods.

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33523183

Could a monster girl that looks exactly like Ghislaine exist in MGE? If so what race would that be and how would she have human hands? All nekos in MGE have paws.

>> No.33523189

>>33523154
I hate to point this out but Monster Musume actually does have Monster Boys.
They're just waaaaaaaaaaay in the fucking background.

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33523192

What happens to grown up boys that pulled cat tails when they were little in the cat kingdom?

>> No.33523201

>>33523170
If I'm going there, I'll see if I can to neets princesses hospital

>> No.33523211

>>33523192
They get their dick pulled

>> No.33523215

>>33523154
MGE and MGQ aren't believable, and monster musume has monster boys, just not in the main cast. Monster Musume also isn't believable, but that's for unrelated reasons.

>> No.33523216

>>33523192
They'll continue to get to pull tails.
Except now they'll assfuck the fat cats attached, too.

>> No.33523217

>>33523192
Execution
But in the same vein as kunoichi assassinations

>> No.33523235

>>33523215
>>33523081
>talking about stuff not being believable
>in a fantasy setting
time to laugh

>> No.33523245

>>33523201
Dangerous prospects.
You have a Haku that's in the woods.
An aggressive phoenix.
A wererabbit that loves to trick the shit out of people.
A more curvy one that will just try to keep you out.
And an old ha- YOUNG SUCCUBUS Doctor that will try to run tests on you before you get to that Kej princess.


God speed Anon.

>> No.33523255

>>33521420
Did that Paladin Rehabilitation Program story ever get finished?

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33523262

>>33523192
Given that they are grown up by now they have probably been rehabilitated and become kind cat lovers. A process so heinous and morally questionable even Dark Elves question it.

>> No.33523266

>>33523192
Cat Kingdom "Reeducation" Camps.

>> No.33523268

>>33523215
>and monster musume has monster boys

You are right, I forgot about those. It is still trash and wont be accepted here,

>> No.33523274

>>33523245
God gave me two hands and feet and by god, I will use 'em

>> No.33523284

>>33523189
I dont recall seeing a single monsterboy in MGQ.

>> No.33523285

>>33522402
Beautiful, but I find the parasite slime portion being gray a little okay. I feel the design would look even better if the slime was clear like water

>> No.33523300

>>33523284
Thats cause there aren't (Outside probably paradox) but I'm talking EMG here.

>> No.33523320

>>33523274
>Reimoo gets mad at human men who end up here cause they make her work.
>She gets furious if they run off and try to get to some of the girls.

>> No.33523350

>>33523320
Don't care, gonna Kaguya a stinky filthy neet and no one can stop me

>> No.33523351

>>33523170
A risky undertaking. The Red White won't like you and your dick running off and getting in trouble. But if you do manage to roam free you'll have a lot of fun.

>> No.33523356

I want to take in a loli Oni and then be in a pickle when she grows 5 feet and bulks up over the next few years!

>> No.33523368

>>33523183
My headcanon is that every monster can hide their features. Though only the strongest MGs can appear as a full human.

>> No.33523381

>>33523285
It is supposed silver clear actually. I am getting the artist to change it.

>> No.33523432

>>33523351
Yeah.
Just gotta be careful as some of the lowbies can cause trouble.
Rumia is always 'hungry' and even the 9ball ice fairy can cause some trouble if she starts 'playing' a bit too much.

>> No.33523466

>>33523183
Baring those species who are specifically described as having a universal look (mostly just the loli ones) monsters typically have body types as varied as humans, just always really hot. Any monster could be buff and brown, but if you mean specifically tales and ears but nothing else no species comes to mind, though apparently most monsters can polymorph specific bits off and on, even of we don't see much art of it

>> No.33523492

>>33523351
time to find all the old hags in Gensyoko and call them older than dirt, and all they have saggy titties

>> No.33523529

>guy gets magicked into MGE world
>ends up in a desert kingdom
>local Lamia and her husband find him
>they know of men from another world appearing through magic means and that Pharaoh is interested in meeting one, so they offer to guide him to the palace
>he knows what a pharaoh is, must be a big shot around here
>he's still mostly confused, but decides to take the offer
>eventually meets the Pharaoh
>friendly, but still with the royal presence, she's interested in tales the stranger can tell of his world
>he tries his best to be polite and respectful to the Pharaoh
>at some point Anubis comes in to leave some paperwork for later
>"Thank you, Anubis"
>the stranger gets startled
>what the fuck, the god of judgement and afterlife is a girl too?
>gets on his knees and bows
>can't piss off gods, gotta be extremely careful
>"Oh venerable Anubis, I am honored to be graced by your presence"
>Pharaoh feels like she should be offended, but is just confused
>Anubis is even more perplexed

>> No.33523539

>>33523529
So Anon is Egyptian then.

>> No.33523542

>>33523245
I'm okay with monstergirl Washu

>> No.33523587

>>33523351
>Show up to SDM as the gate guard is inside helping move furniture.
>Get disappointed when you see Sakuya is a normal human woman as she starts asking who you are, what you're doing there, and making some very threatening insinuations when Meiling drops her very, very heavy couch she was moving on Sakuya.
>Get a horrifying sight as Sakuya splatters into grayish purple goo.
>Meiling swears a bit and mutters about how 'she's going to kill me' before running off.
>Slowly, the slime reforms into the wobbling, purple gray image of Shoguya who slowly reverts herself to a seemingly human form before coughing politely.
>'Many of the Mistress's guests find my true form off-putting so I deign to use this one to put them at ease....now, where were we?"

>> No.33523608

>>33523587
WHY IS NOT KIKI

>> No.33523629

>>33522402
She looks beautiful

>> No.33523639

>>33523539
Nah he'd be all over goatgirls nowadays had this been the case.

>> No.33523663

>>33523608
Felt like it would be a nice change of pace.
That and the comedy of her doing tasks only to get brained by something or smashed in some accident just to reform in irritation and reveal her true self for a moment seems kinda funny.

>> No.33523675

>>33523608
THE SAKUKIKI DRAWINGS WERE A LIE, ANON.

>> No.33523677

>>33523663
ok

>> No.33523713

>>33523629
thanks friend! really happy to get art of her done.

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>>33523639
Hey, don't knock goat or sheepgirls. They're precious.

>> No.33523719

>>33523677
That and its an alternate way to explain time stopping and how quickly she gets around the mansion.

>> No.33523748

>>33523663
also a good reason why her blood wasn't sucked out.

>> No.33523756

I want to go to gensyoko and have ran be momster

>> No.33523768

>>33521217
As a warrior or a homemaker? Probably with yes to the former, violence if the latter

>> No.33523782

>>33523215
What makes a setting believable, /tg/-san?

>> No.33523807

>>33523748
>Ah yes, we need help around so that my mistresses can have an ample supply of nourishment.
>Sadly, just using Meiling's blood will be too dull for their palates and Patchouli is in far too delicate a condition to donate much.
>And the fairies? The effort alone to get it wouldn't be worth it and even then they eat so much sweets...
>Me? I would happily donate blood if I had any.

>> No.33523821

>>33521090
Wonder how many meep meep jokes harpy joggers get

>> No.33523834

>>33523807
aight you got ya blood bag right here

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>>33523168
I wonder how the dork would interact with a full Phantom

>> No.33523844

>>33521090
>Vanilla harpy running
>Not using the actual running harpy subspecies

>> No.33523845

>>33523821
it's kind of hard to make those jokes when all the guys are glued on that sweaty ass in short shorts happily bouncing around

>> No.33523861

>>33523844
hey, you see those poorly drawn thighs, you know she needs the exercise too!

>> No.33523873

>>33523844
Gotta work out the leg muscles so she in case future hubby hides in a cave or building

>> No.33523877

>>33523845
That is true. I blame Crab's Papi for making harpys the designated hotpants species

>> No.33523887

>>33523840
>unsheaths sword
>runs at you at incredibly high and fast speeeds
>slash followed by red covered screen
>phantom yells cut
>says we need to do it again because you didn't sell the whole dying bit well enough

>> No.33523907

>>33523840
"Training"

>> No.33523918

>>33523877
it's pretty intuitive that they'd travel light and skirts are a no go for modesty reasons.

>> No.33523930

What is your opinion on tentacle monsters and the tentacle forest?

>> No.33523935
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33523935

>Demon cashier at the beer store when anon comes in for a bottle of liquor
>And another the next day
>and another the day after
>and anoth...

>> No.33523936

>>33523930
Based on both counts.

>> No.33523949

>>33523930
they cute. probably wouldn't go there.

>> No.33523950

>>33523918
Hope you're not implying there aren't harpy yoga pants connoisseurs

>> No.33523955

>>33523918
>skirts - too lewd
>leggings - too restrictive
>full latex - too kinky
>nude - too primal
>hotpants - just right
I see

>> No.33523968

>>33523930
I hate tentacle monsters because they can fuck monsters and it's not me fucking them like it's suppose to be.

>> No.33523982

>>33523950
I know it's magic and all but talons and spandex is going to tear.
Still super hot.

>> No.33523998

>>33523930
Tentacles are cute and can pull off the backpack maneuver.
Tentacle forest I would not visit.

>> No.33524001

>>33523930
No what's YOUR opinion on tentacles forests?

>> No.33524025

I think Harpies should always have tail feathers short pants or not

>> No.33524042

>>33524025
i support that.

>> No.33524050

>>33523930
tentacles me likey, forest no bueno

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33524064

gehehehe
hehehe
ehehe
unyaa~

>> No.33524074

>>33523982
>harpy bends over to get a drink at the water fountain after a quick run
>the JUICY printed on the back of her yoga pants stretches as she laps up the water
>uncontrollable urge to give it a slap and hit her with a cheesy pickup line like "don't see birds like you round here"

>> No.33524102

>>33524064
what you a "special" cat

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>>33524064

>> No.33524104

>>33524064
Can you.. not? My worm is trying to eat her tacos and I don't want her getting a belly ache from stress from.. whatever it is you're doing.

>> No.33524121

>>33523935
>"That's a lot of alcohol, do you like a Satyros or Oni or something?"
>no I just need more
>"Why?"
>Because.
Her concern is only rising Anon, you can't just destroy your body like that!

>> No.33524139

>>33524103
please take an antihistamine ms cheshire.

>> No.33524155

>>33524121
>Doesn't matter if I destroy my body now to have a little fun - it's not going to be worth anything anyways
>Oh sir, surely you don-
>No it's pretty worthless, I'm sure that I couldn't even get 2 nickels for it.
>Every demon and danuki in a 100 foot radius seemingly points in his direction

>> No.33524168

>>33523930
>What is your opinion on tentacle monsters and the tentacle forest?

To this day, it still shocks me that it's canon that the Demon Lord brought them to near-extinction just for pissing her off one time.

>> No.33524179

>>33524139
Maybe he is a sun sneezer?

>> No.33524200

>>33524168
What?

>> No.33524238

>>33524168
Considering that the Queen of Hearts is literally able to make new species because she feels like it, it truly scares me what the Demon Lord could accomplish if she truly felt like it.

>> No.33524250

Do we have a mascot?

>> No.33524252

>>33524200

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Tentacle_Forest#Tentacle_Story

>> No.33524260

>>33524250
That you're asking says enough.

>> No.33524338

>>33523930
>tentacle monsters
They cute. Want one to make me cum my brains out

>> No.33524386

>>33523907
>Training
https://nhentai.to/g/112551/3

>> No.33524395

>>33524168
That one thing was very dark and felt out of character. She went Hitler on the tentacles because they did something they were programmed to do? Like you know, monsters before the "girl' thing.

>> No.33524405

>>33524260
What does it say?

>> No.33524421

>>33524395
Spare the toddler spoil the child

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33524429

time to post wurmy

>> No.33524467

>>33524260
Well do we at least have a theme song?

>> No.33524469

>>33524155
"I'm fine" would be more cause for concern

>> No.33524481

>>33524395
>She went Hitler on the Tentacles
Holy shit, she deported them to Madagascar?

>> No.33524485

>>33524421

Monster girls spoil the shit out of their husbands.

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>>33521003

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33524505

I want to be a dragon's treasure

>> No.33524518

>>33524429
Wurmy no, the cat is a pet, not food

>> No.33524526

>>33524505
Don't we all want to be a monster girl's treasure.

>> No.33524534

>>33524526
yes

>> No.33524551

>>33524505
All dragons are perfect. Being forcefully used as a daki for one would be comforting and warm.

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33524554

>>33524526
I'm sure if we didn't, we probably wouldn't be here, but I specifically want to be a dragon's treasure
Though some of the other girls are nice too

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33524556

>>33524518
Wurmy now hugs

>> No.33524617

>>33524505
I want to die

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33524623

Why not marries a noice moth lady why dont's ya's, maybe have some grand childrens to continue the family loine.

>> No.33524629

>>33523782
Internal consistency. On second thought, I should have said immersion. Being reminded that all monsters are girls will also reminded the audience that they're viewing something made with the goal of making them horny. It's like a character in a game telling you what button to press. It's an immersion hazard, not a believably hazard, but it's still bad.

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33524637

Wurmy and me's first time meeting each other

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33524647

>>33524556
wurmy is a good girl

>> No.33524669
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33524669

Reminder that debuff spells are the best and most useful type of spells
>Can only be resisted by undead, slimes, automatons, golems, etc.
>Most of which are either rare or low level enough you shouldn’t need such spells to beat them
>Can sap the constitution of a mino till she’s weak enough that a stiff breeze would knock her over
>Could cast holst milk hex on her and bully her with impunity turning her into your private heifer
>Could drain the strength of a powerful and haughty dragon till she’s as weak as a regular human girl and take her as the crowning jewel on your hoard
>Even knocking her up with the help of fertility “debuffs” making the legendary infertility of dragons look as much as a joke as her
>Could drain the dexterity of jinko till every strike is as slow and lumbering that even a blind man could dodge it
>Moreover almost every punch sends her face first and ass up into the mud, meanwhile every kick sends her onto her back practically begging for a mating press. Either way it all leads to an easy “pin”
>Could drain the charisma of a pharaoh till she’s stuttering and talking meekly like a oomukade making her voice ineffective
>All this allows you to just walk up and grope her however you please wherever you want with impunity as the guards assume she must like it if she isn’t speaking out against you
>Could even interrupt her meetings of state by pulling her away to her chambers for a “massage”
>Could drain the intelligence and wisdom of a tanuki that she’d think giving you all her gold and wares
>Luckily you’re such a kind man you offer her a chance to get it all back, all she has to do is satisfy you sexually to earn a portion back, just make sure to record the moment when she thinks she got everything back when you explain the “generous” 50% interest rate contract she signed for to be paid to you for holding onto her gold and goods for her

>> No.33524693
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>>33523714

>> No.33524716
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33524716

>>33521003
>You and the monstergirl are about to fug.
>You pull out one of these and ask for her to wait for you to put it on.
What would happen?

>> No.33524721
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33524721

I just want to meet and marry my wife. I dont care if I live in a jungle cave with you. I am lazy, dont know shit about cooking and hate housework, but for you I would go to the cooking school and could be a good house husband. If you want we could set up a dojo and I would wait for you, dinner ready after you come home from giving some martial arts lessons. If you want to live as a tournament fighter, I will support you too. And if you want to just live in the wild and love each other all day, I am fine with that too. I am sure you must know some beautiful sights we can share, as I lay in your strong protective arms.

>> No.33524742

>>33524716
you dare use such a vile thing, have you no heart. she is your wife, not a one night stand

>> No.33524754

>>33524669
>"Resisted!"
>Cut to anon in the amazon position

>> No.33524755

>>33524716
She just goes along with it, a little disappointed as she would have preferred you raw. She has long poked holes in them, but she would still prefer to drop the pretense.

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33524760

>>33524716
Hmmm....

>> No.33524764
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33524764

God
I
wish
that
were
me.

>> No.33524769
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33524769

>>33524716

>> No.33524773

>>33524764
same

>> No.33524784
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33524784

Be very quiet.

>> No.33524798

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that it ain't just liches that can cast spells.
Remember that the humble Skeleton mage is there to help you out with whatever spells you need cast.

They even get cool robes and glowing eyes!
Both eyes, not one.
They're sick of that shit.

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33524800

Oh, anon, shut the fuck up before I kiss you on the lips.

>> No.33524804

>>33524784
>Hello Ms. Sleep Paralysis demon, are you actually gonna do anything tonight or are you just gonna lay on me again?

>> No.33524824

>>33524784
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.33524825
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33524825

>>33524716
She waits patiently for you to put it on as she has already fixed your condoms.

>> No.33524826

>>33524800
Succu-san is getting tired of Anons insinuations that succubi have infiltrated the government.

>> No.33524833

>>33524800
How rude!
How lewd!

>> No.33524841

>>33524784
looks like that bed is big enough for both of you. just pat the spot next to you and snuggle up

>> No.33524845

>>33524800
DO IT THEN SUCC BET YA WONT

>> No.33524860

>>33524760
The responses are entertaining. So what if it retreads old ground.

>> No.33524884

>>33524784
I want spooky, huge titty undead to keep sneaking into my home and bed.

>> No.33524927

>>33524800
Make me.

>> No.33524960

>>33524798
Skeletons are shit. I had one in my party once. She just stood over my sleeping bag, rattling her bones. I didn't sleep for days. Some orc shaman hit her with a drain calcium hex, and I was able to slip away though.

>> No.33524993

>>33524623
MOFF is a good girl and a prime choice for a wife

>> No.33525000

>>33524960
What can I say, skeletons love to dance.

>> No.33525005

>>33524623
i dont trust black scerla

>> No.33525027
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33525027

Sabbath Banshee WIP, for your loli thigh needs.

>> No.33525055
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33525055

Big foxes

>> No.33525067

>>33525055
That's probably a dog

>> No.33525115

>>33525027
You know I never did find your twitter handle last thread anon

>> No.33525121

>>33525115
Not my twitter, but here is where it's from. https://twitter.com/ShoogothM

>> No.33525147

Banshees that listen to bubblegum pop or Titanias that listen to doom metal?

>> No.33525156
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>> No.33525166

>>33525005
i only trust black sclera

>> No.33525175
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33525175

Ice queens aren’t very subtle

>> No.33525179

>>33525067
It's tagged as a fox

>> No.33525205

>>33525055
This fox looks like a woman who has been denied her protein shake after a workout

>> No.33525224

>>33525175
Cute eyebrows.

>> No.33525250
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33525250

>>33525205
Already gave mine to the gym rat.

>> No.33525293

>>33525250
Why do I get the feeling this rat is trying to isolate me in order to pin me and take the protein she wants by force

>> No.33525304

>>33525293
because that happened the last 5 times

>> No.33525310

>>33525250
>Yo! New guy, give me your protein or else...
>You would be wise to give me your protein

>> No.33525333
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33525333

>>33525293
No skipping on cardio! Take off your pants. Now!

>> No.33525361

>>33525333
nah, yah can't handle this dick

>> No.33525397

You ever get one of those penis attacks at midnight where your penis explodes with cum like crazy, waking your wife up and she has to help your penis orgasm to de-stress it and mitigate the attack until it wears out?

>> No.33525440

>>33525397
no, got to the good doc greila to get that checked out bro

>> No.33525441

>>33525147
Night Gaunts that listen to 40's crooners

>> No.33525497

>>33522933
fish pussy

>> No.33525510

>>33525440
That means I have to get my penis inspected. You know what they do during penis inspections, right?

>> No.33525512

>>33525497
compelling but no dice, I don't want to jerk off on her eggs to make my kids

>> No.33525528

>>33525510
nah, just moved in

>> No.33525693

>>33525512
the eggs are in her pussy and you're cumming all over them

>> No.33525707

>>33525693
I'll eat a fish, not fuck one

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33525717

>>33525512

>> No.33525740

>>33525528
They hacve a loli doctor examine every bit of your penis thoroughly, milk your penis and examine your cum for any possible ailment, and make you do lots of lewd things to a sex doll to measure you from things like thrusting speed to how small your balls temporarily retract in size when you unload your cum.

>> No.33525756

>>33525740
oh then it must very accurate then

>> No.33525768
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33525768

Damn echidna. You're mistaken if you think your powers are a match for MechaEchidna.

>> No.33525770

>>33525707
it's okay i'll marry the whole fish village

>> No.33525784

>>33525770
good, they need someone to keep them alive

>> No.33525809

>>33525768
Does MechaEchidna like to cuddle?

>> No.33525822

>>33525740
>"Okay oniichan, here is the government assigned sex doll for your examination."
>It's VERY obviously a living doll playing possum badly and blushing like crazy
>Look at the sabbath doctor and vaguely gesture towards the doll
>"Oniichan, I should remind you that failure to comply with or complete your penis assessment will result in forced assignment wife to ensure your male welfare."

>> No.33525852

>>33525822
what is the forced wife assignment like, will I get lucky

>> No.33525856

>Move to a really nice cabin near a lake
>go fishing at said lake
>return home and find the place ransacked and trashed
>the wall in the living room was painted a big-sized message in a blood-red color
>"SAHU RAPE IF SHE FIND HUMAN"
>theres even a poorly painted illustration of a angry fish girl on top of a crying guy with scribbles on their crotches

>> No.33525910

>>33525809
Yes. Especially the kind of cuddling where you sit on her snake belly. Or the kind where you tightly hold each other while she keeps her human body few meters off the ground.

>> No.33525942
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[ERROR]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1326488473616830466

>1.What is "pure love"? Although the answer depends on the standards of each person, it will usually describe those people who are sincere and loyal to their spouse.
>For a monster girl, whose feelings of love and sexual desire are closely related, this is a story about how a man who, naturally, has already become a "lover" wants to mate with her and wants to make a child with her. And if the mamono herself wants sex with a man and to be the mother of his children, then she says that she "loves" him.
>2.Moreover, the "sincerity" of the mamonos fills their "lower heart" [Pussy] to the brim!
If their beloved husband catches a cold, they are very worried, but when he gets a little better, the mamono will immediately think: "He is already healthy enough for me to lick him a little...:hearts:" or "When he recovers we will deal with these , these and these amazing lewd things "!
>3.I may not remember this correctly, but I never categorized the Monster Girl Encyclopedia as "pure love" (Jun'ai) because mamono love is so unclean! [Here he speaks of some specific Japanese designation for the genre of romance. Like Shoujo-Ai, Yaoi, etc. Apparently kissing or a handholding is the maximum for this genre, and mamono go much further. ]
>They approach men with a terrible goal - to make him their special husband and spend their whole lives with him, sweetly flirting and having sex

MGE MGs are so amazing.

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33525953

good night, I will dream of wife wurmy

>> No.33525961
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33525961

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1326488473616830466

>1.What is "pure love"? Although the answer depends on the standards of each person, it will usually describe those people who are sincere and loyal to their spouse.
>For a monster girl, whose feelings of love and sexual desire are closely related, this is a story about how a man who, naturally, has already become a "lover" wants to mate with her and wants to make a child with her. And if the mamono herself wants sex with a man and to be the mother of his children, then she says that she "loves" him.
>2.Moreover, the "sincerity" of the mamonos fills their "lower heart" [Pussy] to the brim!
>If their beloved husband catches a cold, they are very worried, but when he gets a little better, the mamono will immediately think: "He is already healthy enough for me to lick him a little...:hearts:" or "When he recovers we will deal with these , these and these amazing lewd things "!
>3.I may not remember this correctly, but I never categorized the Monster Girl Encyclopedia as "pure love" (Jun'ai) because mamono love is so unclean! [Here he speaks of some specific Japanese designation for the genre of romance. Like Shoujo-Ai, Yaoi, etc. Apparently kissing or a handholding is the maximum for this genre, and mamono go much further. ]
>They approach men with a terrible goal - to make him their special husband and spend their whole lives with him, sweetly flirting and having sex

MGE MGs are so amazing.

>> No.33526036
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33526036

>>33525961
Why does this madman torment himself so with such depictions of perfect women.

>> No.33526096
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33526096

What types of stories in this setting are your favorite?

My favorite is monstergirl portal invasion stories in which they storm Earth.

>> No.33526104

>>33526096
Stuff like the MG roulette

>> No.33526141

>>33525942
Who is this KC guy and why the hell do we take his every word for canon?

>> No.33526169

>>33526141
the only cannon you need to worry about taking is mine, alp boy

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>>33526096
>portal VIOLENTLY tears open in the middle of a large metropolis
>this starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqoGVLdDgjE
>as monstergirls pour out, the Lilim hovering over the portal and laughing maniacally as all the men within a hundred yard radius of the portal are tackled and embarrassingly loved on or aggressively fucked on the spot

>> No.33526206

>>33526096
When someone donutsteels and tries to make the setting a little more grounded with people and monsters who act like people and not cartoons

>> No.33526212

>>33526096
I like slice of life stories about guys dealing with the ways monsters show affection

>> No.33526248
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33526248

A harem of strong hyper-aggressive monsters to spoil with cuddles and headpats.

>> No.33526328

>>33526248
I really want to run my fingers through that hair.

>> No.33526333

>>33521052
/tg/ has a monstergirl thread and a monsterboy thread if you want to ask there

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>>33526096

>> No.33526378

>>33526096
More in depth exploration of girls monsterizing. Stuff that gives some time to establish her character first, show how the changes affect her, what parts do and don't end up different, that kind stuff. Doubly so if it's at least partly consensual

>> No.33526411

>>33526378
How many stories have that? I can't think of any.

>> No.33526433

>>33526356
You think she'd be okay with it if I politely asked to kiss her belly? Wouldn't be too weird right haha
I hope she doesn't make it awkward if she refuses haha

>> No.33526449

>>33526378
I'd still go for the natural born monster.

>> No.33526453
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33526453

I'm too sore to get up from bed after yesterdays gym.
Wish I had an industrial strength Oni gf to massage the ache out of me.

>> No.33526471
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33526471

>mmm, you look mighty tasty today hooman

>> No.33526484

>>33526471
What happens if I grab her core and squeeze it?

>> No.33526505
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33526505

I don't understand Mamono hand signs
What does this one mean?

>> No.33526512

>>33526484
Option one:
>She makes her inner goo stale just before You reach the core
>Your hand stops
>She then sucks Your entire body into the slime to love You properly
Option two:
>You grab and squeeze it
>she ahegaos and loses her composure turning into a blob happily massaging Your dick

>> No.33526513
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>>33526484
Touching her core is touching her heart
You'd be declaring marriage on the spot and her resulting orgasm would be ear piercingly loud and fierce, she would immediately ahegao, then of course your nuts get emptied whether you want it or not

>> No.33526527

>>33526505
Actualy a sign like that could either mean job offer or rough sex, depending on the orientation of her palm.

>> No.33526535

>>33526505
It is to represent a mortar and pestle, she is gonna be doing some alchemy later
That or she is REALLY bad at rock paper scissors

>> No.33526566

>>33526505
>That flirty pinky finger

Nice

>> No.33526583

>>33521090
Oh hey, my idea was used

>> No.33526671
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33526671

She seems rather flustered, I wonder what she read

>> No.33526695 [SPOILER] 
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>>33526671
Basically this but a boy and a dragon

>> No.33526724
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33526724

>>33526671
>And then the noble and very buff paladin tossed away his Warhammer and said
<But Dragon, YOU are my princess!

>> No.33526767

>>33526671
I'm pretty sure this is her reading the actual dragonia sidebook, specifically the part where the guide states despite being a dragon knight shes needy and horny and keeps scaring guys off by coming on too strong.

>> No.33526782

>>33525005
nigga u gay

>> No.33526828
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>>33526096
I kinda want a story in where a monstergirl or monstergirls have to go up against a massive all-power megacorp in a dystopic cyberpunk future.
Or maybe that's the story I want to write :(

>> No.33526832

>>33525768
>not Mechidna

>> No.33526857
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33526857

Order Bros I figured it out. I found a way to stop the extremists.
Next time You encounter extremist army soldier, DON'T FIGHT HER. Instead strip her and undress and make sweet sweet love to her. Then after the deed, demand she leaves the army and settles down with You somewhere quiet (they will all agree).
That way we'll dismantle the extremist army in no time and the humanity will persist!

-SENT FROM: KIKI phone OS, Royal Makai-

>> No.33526858
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>>33526671

probably that one manga with the masochist dragon girl

>> No.33526860
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33526860

Come here boy.
Aren't you cold?
Get in, get in! Nothing wrong with sharing warmth, hmm?

>> No.33526875
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33526875

Last night I had a dream I went into the barn of some guy in the country and after diggings through the rotted floorboards I discovered a cache of old Fraggle Rock VHS tapes.
Someone explain

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>>33525250
POST MORE OF THIS RAT

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>>33526884
I got diffrent MUSCULAR rat if You want.

>> No.33526974

>>33526767
So what I'm hearing is she's single

>> No.33527067
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>>33526884

>> No.33527119

>>33527067
Sauce for her plz.

>> No.33527128

>>33527067
This is why I don't go to the gym. Last time I was there a mean manticore called me "butterball" and smacked my ass.

>> No.33527174
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33527174

Is there any other anon who sucks and/or dislike housework but would geniunely try to be a good househuaband for his big warrior wife? How would your waifu react to your initial clumsiness and lack of skill?

>> No.33527275
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33527275

>>33527174
I want to make my HEUG warrior waifu into a housewife. To do that I would keep encouraging her whenever she does something around the house for me.
>>33527128
Next time say "hey sis I think You got the wrong door, the mamono gym is two rooms down the corridor."

>> No.33527303

>>33527275
I can't even get two words out in front of her.

She's beeeeg. In multiple ways.

>> No.33527331

>>33527275
>I want to make my HEUG warrior waifu into a housewife
Same, but with a big, strong lizard girl.
They are absolutely prefect for that.

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>>33527303
Beeg and a tease Manticore? Bloody hell, just like me old lady.
I'll tell You what I did:
Go to "humieboysworkout" dot com and order a "Dave secret formula" don't worry about ingredients, it's only raging mushrooms and they boost test production, You won't hurt Your gains.
Drink a shake before workout and I'll guarantee You'll show her who's the boss of this gym.
side effects may include fast muscle growth, marriage and starting a family

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>>33527331
<H-honey did I got fat?
<Lemme check
>Reach around her
>slap her butt
<Looks fine to me

>> No.33527451

>>33527372
The only correct response.

>> No.33527459
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>>33527354
This post was written by BEEG hands

>> No.33527553

Imagine going into royal makai to pull a helltaker and coming out with a harem of succs

>> No.33527782

>>33527553
I want to do this where the hellhounds live and come out only with a single one, the strongest and meanest. But also snuggliest when you're alone

>> No.33527849

>>33527553
Just succs? If you are going to Royal Makai you should be aiming for a harem of lilims.

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33527960

>>33527553
I dunno if I could handle more than one succ. This bread ain't gonna bake itself

>> No.33528030

>>33527553
>helltaker harem
Cool, but you misspelled Wonderland.

>> No.33528031

>>33527960
I'm sure I wouldn't.
As much as I love getting a harem, I probably couldn't handle more than one girl.
Possibly with the help of a bicorn I could.

>> No.33528057

>>33527960
>>33528031
>not using magic to make it work
The problem is your diets. Eat more technicolor and plaid.

>> No.33528106

Okay how about this? How to make monstergirls stop taking human men???

Send the hentai ugly bastards and or burly/muscular faceless hentai men against the monstergirls! That should stop the monstergirls! Right!?

>> No.33528118

>>33528106
Immovable force meets unstoppable object

>> No.33528222

>>33528106
Ugly faceless hentai men don't exist. Stop being silly. The answer is as transparent as Humpty treacle. Monstergirls can't take human men if the men are already taken. Roll-safe.jpeg

>> No.33528260

>>33528057
I mostly meant I wouldn't have the time. I NEED TO BAKE THIS BREAD

>> No.33528385

>>33528260
>not using the Baconinator to automatically make bread
>not literally making more time
Your plaid deficiency is effecting your thinking. You need at least 10ccs of plaid juice stat. See your local Cheshire for more details.

>> No.33528563

>>33528106
Monstergirls love everybody beside scum beyond redemption. That's the point.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>> No.33528731

>>33528563
>Ugly guy gets isekai'd into MGE
>Finds a succubus but is too self conscious to approach her
>She still find him
>He tells her he got a face only a mother could love
>"I can be your mommy in that case~"
>Loving sex

>> No.33528859

>>33528563
For tiny tools will the penis grow or the vagina shrink?

>> No.33529006

when will KC-sama bless us wirh new abyssal species? there are so little of them

>> No.33529009
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33529009

Previously: https://pastebin.com/HtkYjE1K
Now: https://pastebin.com/idQbFCm5

Hey. I'm back with another chapter of this dumb Pharaoh thing. In this chapter Anon reveals his dark secret to Aya during a trip to the market.

>> No.33529155

>>33523714
Should've left the crotch fluff

>> No.33529208

>>33529006
He was asked that in his chaos monster Halloween thread. It's the same answer he usually gives, "Please be patient". He only makes thing when he has inspiration for it and wants to do it. He doesn't add things because his fans tell him to do it.

>> No.33529268

>>33528859
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.
>A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.
>The biggest changes of all occur in the functions that are also most important to monsters that get used during sex. It depends on the race and preferences of the monster that one is coupled with, but most men who become an incubus will have their penis grow larger by leaps and bounds, and they'll be able to please monsters even more. The amount of semen and energy released from there will be incomparable to when they were human, and they'll have boundless stamina so that they're able to release it again and again without getting exhausted.

>> No.33529288

>>33524103
ok, who gave catnip to the cheshire?
>>33529208
I know sorry, just wanted to cry

>> No.33529287

>>33529006
>Thank you! I've got lots of ideas, but it's hard to design any of them, so it's hard to come up with new girls, but if you'll just be patient!
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1322384466585636865

>> No.33529317

Which girl gives off the most primal witch/oracle/shamaness feel?

>> No.33529322
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>>33528385
No it MUST be handcrafted with LOVE

>> No.33529332

>>33529009
Good to see you still around crumble, that was a fun little read.

>> No.33529349

>>33529317
high orcs

>> No.33529360

>>33527275
If the tail starts dripping when she looks at you it's all over

>> No.33529405

>>33527459
Nonsense, we all know those big meaty paws can't type.

>> No.33529495
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dont forget to water your plants

>> No.33529564

>>33522625
The pillow cannot save you
There is only Mino now

>> No.33529624
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>>33525310

>> No.33529712

>>33529624
nah get your own, ya got hands rights

>> No.33529718

>>33529009
Anon is a little more talented than I thought

>> No.33529766

You reckon if you introduced an Automaton to Bionicle she'd start getting ideas?

>> No.33529813

>>33521024
God, exploring the galaxy with mamono sounds comfy as fuck

>> No.33529839

>>33529766
she definitely would

>> No.33529885
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33529885

Impregnate the kiki meido

>> No.33529891

>>33521090
>little worm insists on watching anon cook for her
cute

>> No.33529907

>>33529885
what, hug the kiki meio

>> No.33529921

>>33529624
That's when you tell them no thanks, you're starting your own gang and put your arms around their cronies and start walking away ignoring the two leaders

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>>33529839
>introduce cute maid Automaton to Bionicle, she breezes through all the material
>leaves the house to "change things up a little," says she'll be back in about a week
>hear knocks on your door and find Roodaka standing outside
oh no?

>> No.33529963

>>33529907
That too

>> No.33530018

>>33529885
But she can't do housework if she's pregnant.

>> No.33530054
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33530054

>>33525512
There are sharks that give live birth.

>> No.33530083

>>33530054
ok maybe them, if I'm in fish lovin nood

>> No.33530114

>>33530018
Yes she can, mine does all her work with a heavily pregnant belly swinging around

>> No.33530171

>>33530018
>>33530114
Kikis are made for this. Devoted broodmother maids

>> No.33530205

>>33529322
I wanna fist a manticores tail pussy.

>> No.33530216

>>33530054
God I love sharkgirls so much.
If I got transported to MGE land I would give myself a small cut and jump into the ocean and wait.

>> No.33530234

>>33530216
If I was, I would go the mountains and cut my hand to get wurmy

>> No.33530255

>>33530216
>>33530234
I bet monster girls would be really confused why men are hurting themselves to get their attention when they could have, you know, said hi.

>> No.33530267

>>33530216
>they come over ready for the kill
>gets grabbed attempting to jump you
>give the mershark the biggest bearhug you can muster and tell her how cute she is

>> No.33530279

>>33530234
See >>33522358

>> No.33530290

>>33530234
>cut my hand to get wurmy
No need to go that far, just get under a moderately sized rock and call for help pretending you're stuck.

>> No.33530341

Fastest way to attract a Bogey?

>> No.33530356

>>33530341
easy say, I am sad or for a faster response, I'm gonna end myself

>> No.33530365

>>33530205
im gonna bully a manticore by telling her I wont marry her unless she fucks me with her real pussy

>> No.33530454
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33530454

>>33530365
That's all she wants tho. It's like saying "I'll give You a 100 bux, if You accept this golden bar".

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33530497

>>33530365
Manticore bullies you by fucking you with her tailpussy and says you can't fuck her pussy until you marry her

>> No.33530515

>>33530365
>>33530497
Ah, mutual sexual bullying.
That's the good stuff.

>> No.33530516

>>33530497
manti a shit

>> No.33530544

>>33530497
But I have the high ground, I can play clueless dumb anon and NEVER TAKE THE HINT

>> No.33530629

>>33530497
Put your arm inside her tailpussy so she can't fuck you with it.

>> No.33530639

>>33530629
Well now she can drag you around ny the arm and you're helpless.
Tailpussy has a death-grip.

>> No.33530640

>>33530629
and now you gonna find a way to remove ity without touching the barbs

>> No.33530654
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33530654

I'm gonna marry the Elder Thing

>> No.33530668

>>33530640
I forget, but the barbs have aphrodisiacs in them don't they?

>> No.33530679

>>33530654
Don't call her old! She's 17 in eons...

>> No.33530680

>>33530668
yup, make ya stupid horny

>> No.33530686

>>33530640
>she jabs You multiple times
>crosses her legs says You have to marry her first
>arm still in her tail
check mate. Manticore always wins

>> No.33530699

>>33530679
OLD HAG PUSSY

>> No.33530744

>>33530668
They also boost Your semen production by tons and remove refractory period. Thread head cannon says it's also addictive to a degree.

>> No.33530781

>>33530744
Yeah I imagine becoming super horny and nutting absurd amounts is probably somewhat addictive.

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>>33530699
respect your Elders or I gonna tell your mom

>> No.33530799

>>33530781
I doubt anyone has stopped taking it for long enough to find out.

>> No.33530847

>>33530744
I thought the encyclopedia also said it largely disabled you, hence why you can't really beat the manticore pussy

>> No.33530887
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33530887

she is going to dominate you AND your harem

>> No.33530900

>>33530847
I think it's more like "can't resist the tail" disable rather than paralyze one. Married Manticore wouldn't be happy with hubby going paralyzd mid coitus.

>> No.33530943

>>33530785
NAH, SANDY OLD HAG PUSSY

>> No.33531127

>>33528731
>>"I can be your mommy in that case~"

Thats more a Wurm thing.

>> No.33531136

>>33531127
HUH, I can get adopted by a wurm, how, tell me HOW

>> No.33531140
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33531140

Lolilim

>> No.33531162

>>33531136
Find hole
Fall in it

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33531176

>>33521003

>> No.33531177

>>33531136
Become a vegetable farmer, then go into your lettuce field and lay down.

>> No.33531182

>>33522358
Captain Wurmy of the W Corp Rescue Rangers! This Wurm and her subordinate Greenworms use their cunning wit and dashing good looks to rescue helpless forest wanderers for only a small price - marriage to one of the corps members! Godspeed W Corps!

>> No.33531211

>>33531162
ok, I will

>> No.33531226

>>33531177
Wurms are carnivores.
>Diet:Carnivorous, wild animals, etc.

>> No.33531240

>>33531226
Ah, I was thinking of greenwurms

>> No.33531245

>>33531176
they look like a idol group

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33531255

Why haven't you taken the p'orcer pill yet, anon?

>> No.33531280

>>33531255
Because I haven't played Shadow of War and enjoyed everything the nemesis system has to offer.

>> No.33531290
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33531290

>>33531255
I prefer my orcs green

>> No.33531302

>>33531290
>I prefer my orcs green
You mean ugly?

>> No.33531321
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33531321

>>33531255
this is why

>> No.33531331

>>33531321
She a good kisser?

>> No.33531341

>>33531331
she a cute, can't you tell

>> No.33531367

>>33531341
She may be cute, but is she a good kisser?

>> No.33531374

>>33531321
>wurmy is in front of the mirror talking to herself gyrating her hips
>OVULATE! OVULATE!
>she grabs her belly and starts pinching it to move like a little mouth
>I'm trying wurmy, I think I got it this time!

>> No.33531390
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33531390

>>33531367
yes

>> No.33531441

>>33531240
Worms and Wurms are very different and it's important to know the distinction.
There's an idea for the Greenworm pictures guy, guide on how to tell Greenworm apart from Wurm.

>> No.33531470

>>33531374
>hears a little grumble from her belly because she forgot to eat
>starts cheering
>IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.33531472

>>33530654
What's the right one supposed to be? Cthulhu?

>> No.33531497

>>33531441
I agree cause it is important

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33531530

>>33531472
yep

>> No.33531540

>>33531441
>greenworm
>slow
>cannot burrow through solid rock
>soft, gentle hugs

>wurm
>fast
>can burrow through solid rock
>good god it's like a hydraulic press with tits

>> No.33531543

>>33531470
She's eating for two now!

>> No.33531575

>>33531470
time to make this happen, no need for clothes anymore, time to ejaculate inside my wurm wife

>> No.33531609

>>33531441
>Read about greenworms eating leaves, climbing trees and being soft and small
>Wife eats whole cows, kknocks trees over and squeezes You out like a wet rag everytime You have a go at it.
>You slowly begin to thin that the race she stated on Danukider wasn't one of her numerous spelling errors.

>> No.33531626

>>33531609
methinks you are a little more "special" than your wurm wife

>> No.33531640

>>33531626
Love is blind!

>> No.33531656

>>33531640
and mildly concussed

>> No.33531674

>>33531640
that it is, but my point still stands

>> No.33531726
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>>33531626
Next you're gonna tell me this isn't a cow!

>> No.33531735

>>33531441
I want him to do a "consider green wurms" episode on April 1st.

>> No.33531737

>>33531726
that is a wight and a cow

>> No.33531767
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33531767

>putting your many children to sleep
>One of them gives you the puppy eyes and asks for a bedtime story
>"Gathered daughters, listen again to our Legend of the Bionicle..."
>hellhound wife drags you to bed after 2 hours even though you've barely finished the Bohrok arc

>> No.33531793

>>33531737
a cowight

>> No.33531841
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33531841

>>33521003
Is this cannibalism?

>> No.33531853
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33531853

>>33531726
I prefer warm cows.

>> No.33531866

>>33531841
different species.

>> No.33531868

>>33531853
I would that monster girl world.

>> No.33531867

>>33531841
No more than UMA DELICIA

>> No.33531886

>>33531853
I can't resist fluffy girls

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>>33531767
>ywn explain LOTR extended lore to Your wans and incubi sons
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

>> No.33531946

>>33531911
To explain the history of the Malazan empire to ambitious Anubis

>> No.33531961

>>33531841
>sahuagin discovers the internet
>starts shiposting on other boards
>EVERY, DAY, UNTIL. YOU. LIKE. IT.

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>>33531911
I'm here to hug my smart wurm

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>>33524074
>As anon eyerapes her bird butt she turns around to face him and asks
>"Breast or thigh"?

>> No.33532055

>>33531441
I'll get on it, currently working on a spaghetti eating competition between wormy and a beelzebub while writing the Ballad of Texas Red and Sheriff Wight

>> No.33532102

>>33531990
Does she connect to the internet?

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You know your life is good when your dick is covered in troll spit

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>>33532102
no, she knows her time tables up to twelve, and she is getting smarter by the day

>> No.33532137

>>33529009
At long last

>> No.33532138

>>33532103
Do not feed the troll.

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>>33532103
>big fluffy paws
brain likes
>big skin hands
brain rejects

>> No.33532168

>>33532131
>earthquake beneath your job
>burrow opens up in the middle of the building
>it's wurmy
>Hey anon guess what? I know 12 times 12 now!
>looks at you expecting a head pat

>> No.33532174

would high class monsters like a little old countra bumpkin like me

>> No.33532184
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>>33532138
Always feed the trolls

>> No.33532193

>>33532168
She will be getting her head pats

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>>33532138
Exactly, she's supposed to feed you.

>> No.33532206

>>33532174
>11) As a rule, among the upper class of medieval society, the approval of marriage with commoners has never been met, how does the parents of monsters (like Lilim and Wight), etc. refer to this? Including they have a contract marriage? Or are monster girls more often free to choose companion themselves?
>In principle, they are free to choose their own love. Although some semblance of “arranged marriage” may exist: it is when children are introduced and made friends from childhood. Such relationships are quite common.

>> No.33532226

>>33532206
ok

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33532263

>>33521003

>> No.33532287
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33532287

Why does MGE appeal to you?
>have kidnapping/bondage fetish, but don't actually want to cause distress to anyone
>monster girls don't care as long as they get a compatible husband and may even lose on purpose
>many of them will attempt to rape you, so you can "rape" them consensually

>> No.33532301

>>33532287
i want have a family of my own

>> No.33532302

>>33532287
big slime with big heart and big love

>> No.33532307

>>33532206
Do you have the wiki open in another tab the whole time bro? Lol

>> No.33532363

>>33532287
I want to have a cute wife that will love me no matter what, so I can be the best husband in the world for her, make sure we're both thoroughly happy and raise good children with her.
Also - girls with monster parts are super cute.

>> No.33532372

>>33532307
You don't?

>> No.33532395

>>33532287
MGQ awakened my fetish for monster girls forcibly marrying you and MGE is full of monster girls who practice proactive dating, even if it's not actually completely forced on you.

>> No.33532401

Does wearing nothing but my Slime wife as clothes count as being decent enough to go in and eat at an Oniburger?

>> No.33532402

>>33532287
I want a wife that will never cheat and will love me unconditionally. I also really love his chaos monsters (especially the Night Gaunt) and have a huge transformation and tentacle rape fetish

>> No.33532427

>>33532287
I love happy endings. The two Shrek films make me tear up every time.

>> No.33532437

>>33532287
it's hard to get that bunyip fix elsewhere

>> No.33532443

>>33532287
>monster girls don't care as long as they get a compatible husband and may even lose on purpose
I like this with lizard girls
>"Oh noooo! I've lost due to you overpowering me! Whatever will I do now that I can't stop you from doing anything you want to me~"

>> No.33532450

>>33532401
they're semi transparant so no

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>>33532287
At first I only interessed because of my corruption fetish, seeing humans becoming lewd monstergirls is one of my favourite things.
Then I got surprised by how vanilla corruption is in MGE when comparated with what you typically see in hentai and it was love at first sight

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33532512

>>33532287
I like the exotic, monstrous bodies.
I like how they're always super horny.
I like how they're all beautiful and will take the first dick they can get, regardless of said dick's appearance or status. Though I know there are a few rare exceptions to this.
I like how mating with them will extend lifespans, which various based on race.
I like how they're harder to get pregnant, which means more recreational sex.
I like how they're accepting of whatever your desires are, no matter how depraved and fuck up, excluding the obvious two of course.
I like how they give you an added level of safety and protection since they're naturally stronger than humans.
Most importantly, I like how when their love for you ignites, that flame will never go out. They'll be forever faithful to you

>> No.33532552

>>33532287
Forced marriage that ends up being happy is one of those weird thing I like about monster girls.

>> No.33532568

do you guys think that your wives had a daki with your face on it before you even met them

>> No.33532583

>>33532552
it's nice to feel desired

>> No.33532608

>>33532568
I bet these tanukis have a entire market around them

>> No.33532662

>>33532583
I think this is the thing I love the most about monster girls.
Sex is cool and all, but unconditionally love is way hotter.
This message was brought to you my the church of Eros

>> No.33532682

>>33532287
Because as much of a degenerate as I am pure love is the best fetish.

>> No.33532706
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33532706

She really puts the "ass" in "assassin"

>> No.33532712

>>33532287
I want to die.

>> No.33532745

>>33532287
It started out as a thing to look at because monstergirls are cute but it appealed to a deeper desire for the feeling of true and honest love with the even greater wish for a family and children which feels forever out of reach.

>> No.33532753

>>33532706
She's honestly one of the best succubi girls, it's such a shame there's so little content for her.

>> No.33532780

>>33532706
colonel, I'm trying to assassinate the target, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the target

>> No.33532816

>>33532706
Twice

>> No.33532836

>>33532706
Kunoichi fulfills my castle doctrine fetish.

>> No.33532869

>>33532706
a combination of her and oomukade would be ideal

>> No.33532887
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33532887

>>33532780
Then use the cunnyichi ass to muffle his screams of course that's titty ninja doctrine 101 dude

>> No.33532938
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>>33532287
>shy kissless virgin
>MGE world is full of sexy women who’ll rape you unconscious and then stroke your hair afterward
Gee haha I dunno

>> No.33533003
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33533003

>>33532287
A simple desire for undying love.

>> No.33533027

>>33533003
thats cute

>> No.33533166

>>33532706
Would a Kunoichi be fine if I wanted to roleplay me capturing her and doing all sorts of lewd stuff to her, or would she consider that an insult against her skill and honor?

>> No.33533216

>>33521302
Stop being me. Please

>> No.33533240

>>33533166
>However, naturally, for them, hellhounds, and even all other monsters, the most important thing is not whether they're "ravishing a man" or "being ravished by a man", but that they're "having sex with their husband". Even if it is not their favorite position or favorite form of erotic play, it feels good and makes them happy as long as they're doing it with their husband, and because of their long marital sex lives, monsters girls will want to enjoy all sorts of things with their husband.

>> No.33533334

>>33532168
I have a Master’s in nuclear engineering and I never memorized the times tables.

>> No.33533355

>>33533334
we got calculators for that shit

>> No.33533366

>>33532307
>How dare you answer my pointless question!

>> No.33533384

>>33532168
>oh yeah? what is it
>nervous shaking
>one sec
>furious burrowing back home
>every hour this repeats
>by the end of the day there's well over 14 holes in the floor

>> No.33533469

The kunoichi should know that infiltrating my home is a violation of the NAP and will be answered with restraints and excessive aphrodisiac based weaponry

>> No.33533497

>>33533334
I have masters in electronics engineer and I memorized them to 50, because I always did multiplications in my mind while having sex so I wouldn't cum too soon.

>> No.33533541
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33533541

This is what Monstergirl wedding dresses look like.

>> No.33533559
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33533559

>>33533541
Sometimes humans who go to a monstergirl seamstress to get a wedding dress are unhappy with the result.

>> No.33533578
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33533578

>>33533541
I'm a traditional guy

>> No.33533581
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33533581

>>33533559
And sometimes they are happy with the result.

>> No.33533659 [SPOILER] 
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>>33533578
As am I, friend.

>> No.33533709

>>33533541
Good, I have a thing for lewd wedding dresses.
Just gonna be really awkward when we're at the church with everyone else looking.

>> No.33533726
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33533726

>>33533659
What if a Greenworm is part of a harem? Does she never get to turn into a Papillon or does the rest of the harem have to suffer a period without his love?

>> No.33533745

>>33533709
Among monstergirls, a lewd wedding dress is the default. It wouldn't be awkward and the bridesmaid would wear equally lewd clothes.

>> No.33533756

>>33533726
Whole harem gets a steamy honeymoon in a very large cocoon.

>> No.33533763

>>33533166
>ask a gremlin to build you some kind of sex laser so you can do the laser scene from Goldfinger

>> No.33533767

>>33533726
>a gaggle of monster girls furiously masturbate while seething watching anon enraptured making out with and pounding his greenworm for a week straight

>> No.33533770

>>33533726
I honestly wish there was a concrete way to prevent the cocoon. Wormy deserves better than to be a stepping stone to a pretty boring and forgettable breed.

>> No.33533856
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33533856

>>33533770
Go to wonderland perhaps?

>> No.33533917

>>33533856
>smoking will stunt your growth
KC CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.33533964

>>33533856
I wouldn't want a Wonderworm. They are completely different. Besides I'm pretty sure Wonderland breeds are the descendants of the ones specifically changed by the Queen of Hearts and are their own breeds at this point. We've seen Woderlands breeds leave Wonderland, like Jabberwoks in Dragonia.

>> No.33534014

>>33533964
What I mean is that maybe the Queen of Hearts or some other monstergirl mage will repeat the spell that created the original Wonderworm.

>> No.33534050
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33534050

>>33521003

>> No.33534074

>>33533763
>What! Do you expect me to talk?
>No, Ms. Arisaka, I expect you to cum

>> No.33534092

>>33534074
Now I know Luka splurting his load from a gentle breeze is a meme but cumming from a beam of light?

>> No.33534139

>>33534050
An encounter to remember, even if you forget everything else

>> No.33534145

>>33533726
What about CursedWorm? Does the Cursed Sword part of her evolve too when she changes to a Papllon?

>> No.33534190

>>33534145
I don't think monsters being infected by stuff like parasite slimes or cursed swords has ever been addressed or ever referenced in canon.

>> No.33534211

>>33534203
>>33534203
>>33534203

>> No.33534217

>>33534211
why the fuck did you make another thread?

>> No.33534237

>>33534145
>>33534190
Which does raise the question about what would happen to unpaired Parasite Slimes when all human women are improved into monstergirls. Do they end up dieing alone and unloved or can they share slime carriers? Presumably, they wouldn't split off until the Slime Carrier gives birth.
>>33534217
This one is at page 10.

>> No.33534245

>>33534237
It's been on page 10 for hours you retarded newfag.

>> No.33534248

>>33534237
you let it die, then you make a new one newfag. Jesus.

>> No.33534256

>>33534237
Page 10 tends to last a while, especially now that /vt/ has taken a bit off the weight off /jp/

>> No.33534263
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33534263

>>33534092
Science!

>> No.33534280

>>33534237
Retarded newfag, or perhaps a falseflagger trying to stir shit? Either way fuck off.

>> No.33534281

>>33534256
>Page 10 tends to last a while
Yes and that's twice the reason to not make new threads prematurely.

>> No.33534290

>>33534281
He agrees with you tho.

>> No.33534294

>>33534263
The Gremlins have managed to replicate Basilisk venom eye beams into fearsome weapons.

>> No.33534317

>>33534050
Uhhh ma'am? What are you doing with my shoggy?

>> No.33534336
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33534336

>>33534280
>anon tries to be helpful
>gets roasted
such is life after the vtuber wars

>> No.33534360

>>33534336
No, this has ALWAYS been the case newfag
You don't spam /jp/ with our threads, you don't call attention to us. We are guests here, and we should behave accordingly.

>> No.33534449

>>33534360
I've been around probably as long as most of you, and these threads are definitely way touchier after the vtuber bullshit. That was all I was saying, any other point you drew from that was your autistic anger

>> No.33534469

>>33534449
Anon, you haven't been around longer than this one thread if you think making a new one before the old one dies is acceptable practice. Fuck off.

>> No.33534493

>>33534469
I never said that I did

>> No.33534574

>>33531255
OINKERS

>> No.33534657

>>33534050
Mindflayers are good girls in need of a good squishing.

>> No.33534674

>>33531767
>Hear muffled cries of "Unity, Duty, Destiny!" during their playtime for the next several weeks

>> No.33534704

>>33534657
>Went out to see a movie with the guys
>Spend the afternoon on my wife's lap pillow while she slurps up the movie experience from my memories and replaces every pretty girl I saw with herself

>> No.33534742

>>33534704
>they ask you what you thought about the movie
>yeah it was cool, kind of weird how she tentacled the guy's face while kissing him
>she what
>yeah she reached her tentacle out and starting tickling his ear

>> No.33534752 [DELETED] 

>>33522302
>>33522285
>>33522249
>>33530290
>>33530234

As endearing as it is and as much as I like the idea that you can get a Wurm wife just by going into a forest or mountain and shouting for help, which would be a relief from the usual "have to go all the way to the Dragon's den."

Note that Wurms omnisense of human men in danger is only stated in Dragonia, which I think is a parallel universe to MGE. They might only have that sense there because of a spell or something that allows them to sense humans in danger, in accordance to their job as rescuers.

>> No.33534788

>>33522302
>>33522285
>>33522249
>>33530290
>>33530234

As endearing as it is and as much as I like the idea that you can get a Wurm wife just by going into a forest or mountain and shouting for help, which would be a relief from the usual "have to go all the way to the Dragon's den."

Note that Wurms omnisense of human men in danger is only stated in Dragonia, which I think is a parallel universe to MGE. They might only have that sense there because of a spell or something that allows them to sense humans in danger, in accordance to their job as rescuers. Nowhere is it stated it happens in MGE, although I would like it very, very much if that was the case.

>> No.33534801

>>33534752
>which I think is a parallel universe to MGE
All of the side guides are canon. It's just a specific kingdom in the canon universe.

>> No.33534806

Sex nd romance are not mandatory in the sabbath, they'll understand if you're only in it for the cool magic stuff

>> No.33534833

>>33534801
Well, even if so, we still dont know if the "sense men in danger everywhere" works outside of there.

>> No.33534874

>>33534211
>replicating current OP's screwup in the links
>premature thread
>missing space in thread title
>edition
You already got lambasted by others, so just watch out for this stuff next time.
>>33534788
I thought all those Anons implied going to Dragonia anyway.

>> No.33534938

>>33534833
>we still dont know if the "sense men in danger everywhere" works outside of there
>Stub toe
>4 wurms burst through your floor
>Start bleeding
>The WURM MATING BALL comes
Actually this probably would happen even without Wurms, just don't take damage and you wont have monsters rushing to try and "protect", "heal" or "save" you. God forbid if you're near an extremist, I'm pretty sure a demon would start crying if you bruised.

>> No.33534970

>>33534938
and they say devils never cry

>> No.33535007

>>33534970
Devil MAY cry

>> No.33535160
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Ratas sleep on fake news threads

>> No.33535185

>>33534938
holy fuck, so I ever fall and break my leg in a demon realm, oh god, oh fuck, oh no

>> No.33535221

>>33535185
Ideally you don't want to be breaking your leg anyway.

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>>33535185
be careful, being immobilized can make you just an easier target

>> No.33535242

>>33534938
>I'm pretty sure a demon would start crying if you bruised.

How would a Demon react if she found a man in the process of hanging himself?

>> No.33535263
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>>33535232
easier target to be doted on by loving monsters maybe

>> No.33535272

>>33535242
instant penetration, she needs to pump you full of mental illness curing mamono mana ASAP

>> No.33535279

>>33535221
true, but jeez imagine the chaos that would unfold if you were to ever reach a demon realm but you fainted right at the gate due how weak and exhausted you were from traveling on foot with no food for quite sometime

>> No.33535478

>>33534674
>single tear of pride and nostalgia rolls down your cheek

>> No.33535587

>>33532706
I really appreciate them now.

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>>33534256
>/vt/ has taken a bit off the weight off /jp/
Stop telling lies anon.

>> No.33535724

>>33535598
a bit =! all

>> No.33535815

>>33534788
Dragonia is confirmed by KC to be in the main MGE universe.

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