/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for best maid.

>that one anon who was mad about antisemitism

Cringe.

Want to learn more about nature but are unsure how to do it? Consider Greenworms! You could probably guess that Greenworms would be familiar with nature, but many people have a hard time invisioning how these cute little mamono could help them to learn more about it in turn. They can actually provide much more insight than you would have initially thought! First off, if you're more of a book learner, Greenworms can be useful in understanding the material at hand much better. By reading out loud to your Greenworm, you can better understand the material yourself by hearing it out loud while you go through it, which you can go back and re-read if it comes out confusing. Also by explaining it to your Greenworm, she can ask questions that you can use to better deepen your understanding of it. On top of that, Greenworms themselves are somewhat walking encyclopedias of forest life, meaning that they can clarify certain parts or even tell you about specific things they've seen from where they've lived! All of this is not to undermine the ability of Greenworms to contribute to in-the-field learning about nature. As they are specifically adapted to exploring the forest, these little critters are great exploration buddies. Wondering what might be living up in that tree? Your Greenworm can go up and take a look for you, and if the tree is large enough, even throw down a rope so you too can see what's up there (not responsible for embarrassed Ratas)! Wonder what could be growing under that hollowed stump? Your Greenworm can slink underneath and take a nice picture for you! The possibilities are endless! I actually had the itch to learn more about a certain topic, and you guessed it, Greenworms! I went to the local library with my Greenworm and checked out plenty of books to learn more about our little green friends. The two of us sat together in a private study room at the library and looked through our fat stack of reference books together. We started with an encyclopedia of various Greenworm types, looking at the various colors, shapes, and sizes these little cuties come in. As we went, we pointed out the various pluses and minuses that various Greenworms have when it comes to different tasks. My Greenworm must have known how much I enjoyed comparing the various types of worms, as she asked me what my absolute favorite one was when we made it to the end. I thought for a second, and told her that she was my favorite Greenworm. It's true! Looking at the various pictures, none of them made me feel warm inside like looking at my beloved roommate Greenworm does! Later on she began to doze off and I started to read on my own through another Greenworm reference book. I didn't know that Greenworms actually mature into Papillons! I guess it makes sense, seeing as they're somewhat similar to caterpillars. Apparently, when they find a person they truly love, they will take them and form a cocoon with them, where they mature into beautiful Papillon. While it would be painful to see my little Greenworm change into something else, I believe that she would be most beautiful Papillon in the world when she eventually finds someone for her. Deep down I hope that, when she does find someone, she finds somebody who truly cares for her like I do, she deserves it! After skimming through the remainder of the books, I went back home with my Greenworm and felt much more knowledgeable about the mamono that calls my place home. I'm sure that you too can learn a lot more about whatever nature topic you want to know more about with the fantastic assistance of your Greenworm!

>>33505171
nice

How would Hellhound's marriage vows be like?

Winterstown dating advertisements for lonely, cold snugglebugs

>>33505144
dat tail is thicc AF

what kind of hobbies does your waifu have? does she try to include you or try to hide it?

>>33505186
her moans and your grunts and the sound of your pelvis being shattered

>>33505188
Where the fuck was she 2 weeks ago when Texas froze over?

>>33504762

Well, I think if you truly love someone then you should love them, even in the most dire fucked up situations. Is love genuine when it endures because everything will just be alright and you will never get to face those fucked up situations?

>>33505140
I don't like the coloring. Makes her look more like a dairy slime than a shoggoth.

>>33505191
alchemy, i often end up being her test subject

>>33505154

>All this speculation and theory crafting in some of the previous threads
W-where the hell did you people come from? I thought there were only a few people who followed these updates. Chapter 50 is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/73347192

This might be it bros. I think the next chapter might be the last. Until I get to the post story stuff. That being said, next chapter might take a bit longer as it's going to be lengthy and I want everything to be perfect. I'm also a juggling a few things, so I don't have a timeframe for the last chapter.
To all the /tg/ migrants, lurk a little and you'll do just fine.
And to the guy whose wife draws stuff, tell her she's _baste_

Good Night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go visit an all monster girl Martial Academy some day.
They allow guests and you can see quite a few noble scions of monster girl houses training, studying, and learning the proper tools of the trade.
Also boring things like math, sciences, and general stewardship.

>>33505186
Usually, whatever she feels like in the moment

>33505228
>Defacing a good image

>>33505213
>dairy slime
i want this now

>>33505262
what would happen If I went to that school, can I survive with virginity intact

How well trained is your waifu? Does she realize it yet?

>>33505209
>Where the fuck was she 2 weeks ago when Texas froze over?
Poor Yuki-chan got lost in her own blizzard and ended up at the front door of her Winterstown cabin, happens to the best of us

>baphofag got jap va for voiceover
Absolute madman
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1366738831718768648

>>33505281
Probably.
Just expect lots of duals for your hand, or bets for it, and general courting to try and bed you.
The thirst is STRONG amongst those girls.

>>33505128

>>33505213
If your milk is purple and blue anon you need to get that returned.

>>33505241
>Ushi in the post
YES YES YES
This is the moment I’ve been waiting for

>>33505343
oh

Reminder that you're here forever. Just like Shark anon.

>>33505317
I would be the tease that would just get them all riled up but blue ovary them at the last minute

>>33505343
Why the fuck would you return perfectly good milk? Besides, most stores won't let you return something after it has been opened.

>>33505358
Anon no, that's how you get ambushed and made to take responsibility.

Just because they're part of nobility doesn't mean they won't resort to skullduggary to make sure you get taken to one of their rooms.

>>33505379
I am not very smart

>>33505355
Wen shark?

>YWN be a servant in a vampire’s manor, which is home to an ancient bloodline of vampires that are rumored to rival the demon lord herself in power
>YWN have worked there for as long as you can remember, having been sold into servitude to pay of a debt
>YWN have memories of the current mistress’s first daughter being your best friend as you were growing up
>YWN wonder why she disappeared one night
>YWN learn that she got into a massive argument with her mother the night before
>YWN learn that your name came up often in the argument
>YWN remember that was the same night you overheard her talking about how she will come back and “liberate” you
>YWN hear your fellow servants talking about how a legendary vampire hunter might have turned her gaze to the manor
>YWN be woken up in the middle of the night by the manor guards, and moved into a secured location at the top of the keep, near the throne room
>YWN catch a glimpse of the Mistress, lounging in the throne room, waiting for something
>YWN catch snippets of conversation about an intruder wreaking havoc throughout the castle
>YWN see your childhood friend dhampir, now a full grown woman, enter the throne room after defeating the guards
>YWN see childhood friend dhampir engage in a philosophical debate before a duel with her mother
>YWN be freed from your imprisonment by your childhood friend dhampir after she defeated her mother
>YWN have your first kiss with your childhood friend dhampir
>YWN be at the castle gates when you feel the burning of magic in the air
>YWN be slightly too slow to warn childhood friend dhampir
>YWN be magically pulled back into the keep as she is ejected from the castle grounds
>YWN remain trapped as the castle vanishes into the night, fading because of a contingency spell the Mistress cast shortly before childhood friend dhampir arrived
>YWN have this cycle repeat every few years, each time watching childhood friend dhampir defeat her mother but something stops her from escaping with you
>YWN be in this cycle long enough to fuel a 35 year old video game series
>YWN finally escape, after years of this prolonged conflict, and start a happy life with childhood friend dhampir as a loving family

>>33505171
You asked a couple threads ago if the worm posts were getting too long. I'm fine with their length, but I do think they'd be easier to read if you separated them into a few paragraphs rather than one big block of text.

>>33505408

>>33505397
>Anon calculated the odds but damn is he bad at math.

>>33505417

>>33505422
on that note, what type of monster girl would like a big and strong yet dumb as rocks man

>>33505191
Well really her only hobby is eating and watching TV, and not only does she include me in it, I do all the cooking. I even clean her up and do stretches/tummy rubs to makes sure it gets digested well afterwards.

Ratas are the cutest!

>man who really likes wights gets captured by amazons
>tells them that he will never fuck them, he only wants wights
>they take him before their chieftain
>tfw their chieftain is a neolithic wight that the amazons accidentally woke up when they stumbled upon her tomb

Can I enslave a human woman and sell her to some monster girls that want to turn her into a monster, all to make enough dough to move to the royal demon realm and launch my new business for a human man brothel and strip club and get rich quickly off the demand?

>>33505416
yeah funnily enough I considered doing that this time lol next time I'll separate it a bit after copy pasting it in from notepad

>>33505442
I would do it for free

>>33505442
Problem is they're more interested in you.

>>33505452
sell her for free? are you crazy? it's a lot of money to get to royal makai!

>>33505433
P'Orcs, most spell casters, probably all the farm monster girls.

>>33505439
>Primal MOMMY claws
Holy shit anon

Remember: You waifu loves you, so even if she acts like a big dum-dum you need to be there to support her.

>>33505457
That won't be a problem if you try your best not to be or even look interested.

>>33505191
She enjoys coming up with increasingly ridiculous attractions, all sharing the same undead marriage climax

>>33505439
She better have tribal tattoos and those claws better be jagged.

>>33505191
Gardening, fishing, martial arts, and oil-painting are things she enjoys. She will talk about them at the dinner table or get me to do them with her on the weekends.
She also likes watching drain unclogging videos. We watch them when we are in bed together.

>>33505171
>While it would be painful to see my little Greenworm change into something else, I believe that she would be most beautiful Papillon in the world when she eventually finds someone for her.

Now I can't decide what is more likely, that this greenworm is going to somehow not manage to acquire the dense greenworm anon and be forced to metamorphose alone (becoming a big papillon) or if she'll force herself on him once she matures enough and during their time in the chrysalis her body will recognize he likes her best as a greenworm, enabling her to mature while remaining a greenworm.

>>33505487
Plenty of white markings on her choco skin too

Where would you and your wife live?
I'm torn between living in her village or building a house for us near the coast

>>33505273
Would sticking your hand into a dairy slime feel more like yogurt or milk?

>>33505479
Give an example.

>>33505513
Shoggy just recreates her village by the coast so it's no big deal reallly

>>33505465
>ywn be the meat sheild for lich wafiu
>ywn be patched up by her every fight
>ywn be so stupid she finds you cute
>ywn be there to make her calm when she has nightmares
>ywn be the one that just says "anon smash" and break the thing is making to much noise
>ywn be taught how to do math by lich wafiu
feelsbadman

>>33505500
As it should be.
Bet her tomb has lots of bones from the beasts she's hunted in life.

>>33505426
>>33505408
need sauce for fish

>>33505492
>spoiler
Please anon, I don't have time to go down that rabbit hole again.

>>33505550
ought to resurrect them as exotic pets.

>>33505547
No go ultimate pile driver a beast to get her undead heart racing.

>>33505562
That's an option but you may have weird primal undead beast girls.

>>33505475
My wife only says smart things you son of a bitch.

>>33505516
One especially strong hero came for her, and in response, Eliz finally got to use an incredibly long and mentally harrowing gauntlet. From the moment the hero enters, they're breathing trace amounts of dragon zombie miasma, wearing down their psyche. The 'gauntlet' is actually fairly easy to navigate- it's just filled with out of reach volunteer couples or harems fucking, sucking, and otherwise providing the fuel for the lustful fire in the poor hero's head.
Each portion of the gauntlet usually has a particular theme to it, such as oral worship in one section, or creampies in another. They're tuned to the best of what Eliz already knows from her informants regarding the hero's kinks.
Whether male or female, the hero usually breaks down a good way in, with betting pools going for the exact section they succumb to.

All while the kingdom enjoys thanks to a few spells granting a primetime view of the hero's struggle!

>>33505579
it's good to have some variety for your deathmatch coliseum and mounted options for your circus maximus.

>>33505241
>This might be it bros. I think the next chapter might be the last. Until I get to the post story stuff
Oh shit it's been so good though!
>Eros Ushi
OH NO
>Zutari is on the hunt
Out of every girl so far she is the only one I want to lose.

>>33505602
Well I suppose it's a good thing me and wormy got on her good side or we might have been hopped up on pheromones and forced to chrysalis covered in spaghetti sauce or something before the whole kingdom.

>>33505513
im building a homestead/inn in a place near the coast, on the border of a temperate mountainous forest that way i can still go hunting in the woods and fishing, while still having enough room for farming; all travelers welcome, except wendigos, theyre banned for trying to get at the meat smoker too many times

>>33505241
However it ends this has been one hell of a rollercoaster. Bravo man.

>>33505475
I always do. My wife Titania always tries to act like a good big sister for her fairies and does silly things. The little ones saw an ad for a haunted house and wanted to go, so she went there to tell them everything would be alright. I told her it might be a bit too much for her, since she's quick to spook, but she was steadfast saying that she would be a terrible role model if she chickened out. I spent that night after they came back patting her head until the early morning telling her everything is all right, I'm here.

>>33505579
.anon will take advice
>Anon must find big thing to smash
>That a big beastie.smash
>call wifey
>Li-Li come see what I can do
>Beastie is about size of small... whatyacalls it hill
>Beastie needs to go down
>Beastie is preaping to charge
>Anon will too
>it charges
>I charge and bonk it with my head
>it falls back a bit
>chance, take Beastie and haul over shoulder
>Jump into air
>very high now
>Bring beastie down with me
>LOUD BOOM
>I am crater with beastie in pieces
>Ya saw that Li-Li, I did it for you
>Well...how lovely
>I'm gonna have to teach you not to environment
>what is the ennvyourmint, ca n you eat it and Li-LI
>Y-yes
> Let's do it
> Okay!

>>33505513
I've always liked the idea of running a dive bar or something so I'd probably live in an apartment above it. I'd be single so I can tease my patrons though

>>33505653
Be careful, Anon. The Pally Ushi and Oni law firm is deep in the wendigo's coat pockets.

>>33505689
>I'd be single
I laughed. There's a 0% chance that a single man in a rough part of town who has access to a whole stock of booze goes unmarried for more than a few minutes. There will be a line of onis around the block waiting to marry you before you even open the bar.

>>33505241
>Ushi in the post
I’m unsure how I feel about this. I’d love an Ushi encounter, but for one to randomly win in such a shirt span...?
> This might be it bros. I think the next chapter might be the last.
I have yet to read 50. But this makes me seethe anyways. It’s.. it’s really coming to an end...? This fast...?

Well, as long as we get post-nuptial revisits to old characters, I’m aight. Salute, Mage Anon. You did good. Tike to read 50.

>>33505689
It's all fun and games until one of the patrons, a lonely frequent drinker succ, gets so depraved thinking that a single alright looking anon capable of making drinks is not putty in her hands gets so sloshed that she decides to shove a shotglass up her cooch and tells you that if you want it back you're going to fish it out.

>>33505552
Unpublished work. Just keep your eyes peeled

>>33505716
>to an end?
>this fast
Anon, it's been almost three years and 330k words.

>>33505241
Hell yeah, that was a good chapter.
>next chapter might be the last
the suspense

>>33505746
BUT I WANTED MORE REEEEE

Sleepy mofu

>>33505703
I'll just keep the place full of single anons to take the pelvis crushings for me. That or hire the beegest bouncer around. I'm not saying it's a permanent thing; I just want it to be that way for a while.

>>33505720
I'm just gonna let the ambulance crew sort that out. She can keep the glass though.

tomorrow, Anon Cockson will have perform experiment funded by Elizabeth the Wight,
To find out who is the fastest monster girl of them all, It will occur tomorrow, Anon Cockson needs to find anoth.. I mean rest for a bit

>>33505798
>hire the beegest bouncer around
Good taste in future wife.

>>33505834
I eagerly look forward to this episode, even if this one's probably going to get the show banned in a few demon realms!

>you're in the shower with four muscular warrior anubuses that are 8 feet tall, surrounding you, breathing heavily down on you, getting very touchy with you with their invasive paws
idk if this is a perk to being the apophis' husband or not, i'd feel very slutty in such a situation

What would it take to make a Baph angry enough to headbutt you?

>>33505798
>friend begs you to come to his bar
>you had plans for the night, decide to go anyways because he sounds desperate
>you oblige him and go to the bar
>bit of a sausage fest even though it's in the monster part of town, but you don't mind
>he thanks you profusely, calls you a life saver
>you chuckle
>he doesn't
>looks at you with shame and guilt in his eyes
>notice the little bowl on the bar isn't filled with peanuts, but coupons to the seedy motel across the street
>the bastard doesn't even have the guts to look you in the eye before a biker gang kicks in the door and absconds with all the patrons
>he has the audacity to ask your hellhound wife if she wants to be a bouncer at his bar
>she accepts because her protective instincts demand it and he pays well he also offered dental insurance and free booze

>>33505854
Listen you're in the shower to be the designated cleaning boy, so get to scrubbing those built abs

>>33505867
telling her that she is as old as dirt and probably has spiders living in her vagina

>>33505854
at least you get to paint ! ! on them afterwards

>>33505867
Greilia probably headbutts patients back into bed if they insist that they're fine when they're really not.

>>33505867
ropu would instinctually as a territorial thing or for breeding rights.

>>33505841
That'd be why I'd get a single girl to do it. She'll figure out I can't get away eventually.

>>33505879
>looks at you with shame and guilt in his eyes
Oh no, I'd be laughing my ass off watching people get carried off. Especially if I tricked a bunch of order guys into coming for drinks.

>>33505691
well they have some meat when it done cooking, but i cant have them trying to break into the smoker when im not looking

>>33505515
don't know but they taste sweet

>>33505241
>W-where the hell did you people come from? I thought there were only a few people who followed these updates.
Honestly I initially found your story on Ao3. Then my coombrain scoured /d/ and /tg/ and found nothing. Recently I found you here, and started theory crafting and greentexting a lot. Your shit is great. I hope that, even if Anon finally get married, his story continues to some extent or another.

Your one shots are great too. Cinis and Lithio domestic sequel when?

I want Dragonia's BEEGEST dragon zombie.

>>33505931
>Cinis and Lithio
Which one were they from?

which of the monster girls would you say are the fastest for reasons

>>33505883
Would they sexually abuse the cleaning boy?

>>33505968
Why would they do that? The shower is for cleaning, not for sex!

>>33505171
well she fell asleep during that episode too. what did space outlaw anon say to her proposal? what was her proposal like?

>>33505973
They're war-mongering, sexist, aggressive, and down-right evil. They'll do what pleases them whenever they see an opportunity.

Gonna getcha

>>33505947
Tengu are fast.

>>33505241
>I think the next chapter might be the last.
WHAT

So today I told Shoggy I wanted a churro for breakfast and, I shit you not, she pulled up her dress and started dripping purple goop from her no-panties cunt. Suddely out one popped from her pussy and she she caught it on a plate, subsequently serving it to me. I still ate it and it tasted pretty good but that was weird, even for Shoggy standards. Is this normal or do I need to call Ms. Flayer to schedule a meido evaluation?

Are you and your daughter going to the daddy-daughter orgy at her school, an event proudly sponsored by the Sabbath?

>>33506056
He's gotta get a wife at some point, Anon.

>>33506074
You asked for a churro and you got one, I'm not seeing the problem.

>>33506079
Sounds gay, so no.

>>33506079
What's the etiquette for events like these? Not sure if I need to apologize for my daughteru asking lewd questions about what positions her friends are enjoying!

>>33506079
I couldn't stomach an orgy. Sorry, fallen church.

>>33506009
>war-mongering
no they just want to keep peace and sometimes you gotta ruffle a couple feathers
>sexist
no you're just insecure because they're bigger and stronger tha you
>aggressive
they're actually nice, you don't have to think friendly pats on the shoulder are attacks on you
>down-right evil
rude
They're good girls that get a bad rap, just give them a chance. If you're that scared put on a Danuki Co. INDESTRUCTIBLE Series chastity cage and they can't do anything to you.

>>33506074
what you pussy

>>33506090
I see. I'm just concerned because I've been in the mood for roast and I don't know if I want to witness and entire one get birthed right in front of me. Thing is I would still probably happily eat it.

>>33506146
is it the problem thats is being birthed, what if it just comes out of the front of her belly instead

>>33506010
I want to spend at least an hour cuddling with this monster.

>>33506010
dynamite thighs

>>33506146
>rack of lamb chops
>an entire three tier cake
>one of those 10 foot party subs

>>33506162
Actually not bad I'll ask if she can make it from there instead. Don't know why she had to make other stuff down there though, it seems awfully lewd.

>>33505241
wew, cant even imagine who wins this.

>>33506209
>watching in horror, foot after foot, as the sub comes out
>finally done, shoggy's panting
>w-well mastah d-dig in hahaha
>asks for seconds

>>33506209
>one of those 10 foot party subs
>anon's resolve is tested...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-8dtqSS-24

>Get levels/vitality drained, feeling your years of strength-training get sapped away as you are left weak and helpless
>The monster takes advantage of the stolen strength to hold you tight and gently caress you
What sort of monsters should I look for if I want something like this?

Can anybody give me the details of castle doctrine in MGC?

Which are better for protectionfags, Jinkos or Hellhounds?

FOXDIE

>>33506320
Dragons!

>>33506282
Your house by code has to be built with at least 3 traps, two barricades, and a loot room in order to maintain the cultural tradition of MGs adventuring to get husbands.

>>33506320
i'm surprised nobody goes for the living armor but maybe she's too on the nose about it.

This is your new room mate.

>>33506320
Dragon!

good night

>>33506326
What am I supposed to do/allowed to do with captured intruders?

>>33506333
It's very efficient to have a roommate who can use the upper half the of the room.

>>33506333
As long as she cleans up after herself, I think it will go well.

>>33506330
Living armor isn't fluffy. The level of protective power in a monster directly scales with their fluffiness.

>>33506352
Either claim them as your thralls or give them an evil monologue and shoot them back onto the street through a complicated slide trap.

>>33506353
She also makes clothes for you so can save money
>>33506330
KC needs to add a shield girl so you can be a true knight with living armor, cursed sword and bicorn mount.

>>33506333
That's my new bed mate though.

>>33506338
>>33506323

Too haughty, she will hurt my feelings.

>>33506368
I am now thinking of the mischief you can pull while having a living armor wife and a Cheshire as well

>>33506270
Lilim or wight.

>>33506333
Sorry, but I already have a snake and I know what happens when you put a spider and a snake in the same house

>>33506379
Living armor already comes with a weapon and shield, why would you need separate girls for that?

>>33506400
So I can go into battle with my harem.

>>33506405
Just go into battle with your armor wife and daughterfus. It will make for great family bonding experiences.

>>33506396
I don't think I'm important or powerful enough to get the attention of either of those species.

>>33506399
Can't trust em together.

>>33506392
>Too haughty, she will hurt my feelings.
>You become her most valued treasure if you're claimed by one
Though I can kind of see where you're coming from. Being a treasure is nice though!

Imagine having a futurist living armor wife.
DS armour

>>33506472
Power armor?

>>33506333
She's being eaten by a spider!

>>33506475
Dead space armor

>>33506484
The husbando is constantly finding excuses to spout isaac clarke lines

>>33506333
Nope.

Does living armor have to be completely metal? Or can it be any sort of suit designed for protection?
>Living Hazmat Suit wants to protect you from ALL the biohazards

>>33505438
Undisputed cute champion

>>33506522
I didn't vote for her. I voted for ushi.

>>33506519
I'd find that really cute.
>Snazzy suit wife can't collect a single speck of dust, and is NEVER wrinkled from sitting down
>Can still block bullets

>>33506519
nah as long it can cover most of your body, it is armor

>>33506519
>living armor who isn't actually living armour, just a slime possessing a suit of it and trying really hard to convince you otherwise

>>33506484
>Going through shog manor
>Have to wear completely enclosed hardsuit with strength boosting servos for a chance of survival
>Only weapons that work are cutting tools and flamethrowers
>Constantly being dragged down dark hallways by tentacles seeking to drag you into small cramped holes of god knows what
>Slowly going mad from constant exposure of otherworldly and unholy sights
Makes me want to open mspaint and shitpost draw notisaac! anon being dragged to shoggy’s bed

>>33506530
The lack of complaints to my original post says otherwise

>>33506567
>Come to bed Anon...let's become one...
>Anon tries to speak but gets cut off by the suit
>What? I thought we were going to share him?
>GODDAMIT I TRUSTED YOU! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

>>33506567
I could draw that myself

>>33506583
There's lack of dispute due to being on top, and lack of dispute from being a squeaky little furred midget that nobody notices half the time anyways.

>>33506583
I demand a recount of the cute votes. Rata collects them all and she wins every year.

>>33506392
Haughty is good, when she realizes she hurt you dearly, she'll panic and comfort you.

>>33506636

>>33506611
>>33506617
>We have conducted an internal investigation into the matter, and have found ourselves not guilty~

>>33506671
I'm going to full nelson a rata for thi- WAIT

>>33506678
You would do such a thing to an innocent wholesome creature such as this?

>>33506716
Brutal and bareback breeding sex right in public, splitting that little cunny open with an adult cock would shut her up.
But it'd also mean she won!
So Yes! No!

>>33505171
I love you greenworm anon, never change

>>33505241
>Ushi has an Eros seal
I fucking swore that the Ushi was what the Eros nutters were guiding him towards.

>>33505746
Three years? Holy fuck, dude.

Hugs!

>>33505171
>Greenworm sleeps to comfy space outlaw
>Wakes up to primetime rape-per-view undead forceful 'marriage'

>>33506833
>Meanwhile during the voyage to Zipangu via boat, Houri and cupid are making sure everything is going well, and the strand is still connected.
>Go right by Zutari's shrine and into ushi-oni cave
>"Everything proceeds as planned"

>>33506846
I love this little rapetrain

>>33506849
>scared boy locked in ghoul crypt. Later, live footage from inside a zombie's mausoleum.

>>33505171
What the hell how can she be asleep when her favorite program is on?

>>33506849
I take it space outlaw anon has trouble whenever it comes down to a fight.

>>33505313
>tied to the bed by horny baph that has had enough of waiting
The dream

>>33506999
Some of those shows have ending songs that really let you drift off to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqnDsVEORXY

>>33506225
>>33506266
eatfresh.jpg

>>33507029
That's why the tease is always on the run. It drive dragon commander crazy when her out flies her.

>>33506081
But it can't end there, that's when the story really begins.

Remember anon, one of the signs that you are getting charmed is a loss of color in everything except what is being used to charm you, keep this in mind, and you should be able to properly defend yourself against underhanded tricks
anyways, say hi to this cat

>>33507216
Pretty eyes, I should ask her out.

>>33507091

>>33507216
Pretty cat. Cats always have the prettiest eyes.

>>33507216
You are telling me world wasn't always Grey accept her eyes? Yeah right, next You'll tell me my name is not Tom.

>>33507392
*Exept her eyes
Sorry I'm dizzy, my wife says I should stare at eyes more and it will make the dizziness go away. I'll listen to her since it feels so good.

>>33506636

Haughty Dragon says something mean, sees anon is nowhere to be found a couple of hours latter, tracks him and finds him sobbing in a nearby forest in the arms of an Inari. What would she do?

>Well- Off to bed!
>No one slept that night~

>>33505241
Thanks

>>33506999
It's a rerun, she already knows that episode.

Bigamy/haremfags, would your wives be interested in (temporary) body swap spells with each other? Would they tell you before they did it?

>>33508009
>Many legged mamano into fewer or none and vice versa

I have a feeling results may vary. Like ice skating with cerebellar hypoplasia. Most likely I would just take video to show to the kids later.

>>33508009
Yes and no. And honestly it's better to find out they did it when the seven foot tall ogre tries to engage in her usual shenanigans in the body of a 60 pound witch.

>>33505946
The Hellhound “saving” the dude from Manticore train rape

I swear I play one game of tag with my jubjub neighbor when we were kids and now years later they still call me chicken chaser, how do I get a new title so I won’t go mad from those damn tea chugging, crooked teeth having wonderlanders calling me chicken chaser at every opportunity

>>33507839
I bet it's the cliffhanger ending of the season too

>>33508681
Next time you see a Trumpart, feign a bout of hysteria at their calling you that and impale yourself on her spear/pike.

I've really done it this time. My newest paper was about the themes of religiosity and faith in the Halo franchise. Haku-sensei is not amused!

>>33508738
Yeah it was. My wife was so mad she mindbroke me and I couldn't go to work the next day.
That's why I'm spiking my lunch with raging mushrooms till the end of the month.
I don't know why they drag this show so much. Actors are married irl. Everyone knows how it'll end.

>>33508870
Halo lore is weird

>>33508886
At least its not a downward spiral clusterfuck like kingdom hearts or retarded like a david cage game.

>>33508908
I like Kingdom Hearts... I'm Pooh's friend.

>>33508908
>David cage
Who?

>>33508681
It's time to just accept your fate and stick you dick in the coomer bird.

I want to start a "whore house" with my wife that's actually just a elaborate dating service.
Would be finny to watch my wife act like a proper madam while in public but behind closed doors she's fuzzing over how cute this couple would be together.

>>33508939
He made Heavy Rain

>>33508939
detriot: become human
heavy rain
kinda terrible, and nonsensical with a noble hobo apparently

>>33508972
I just imagined a monster girl game made by David cage.
I want to unimagine that.

>>33508972
He made one good game, (Omikron) and that one was good because David Bowie was the creative force behind it.
Speaking of Bowie, how about some Martian spiders?

>>33508939
A dude who wants to make games more "mature" dispite all his works being summed up as "melodramatic crazy trains"
His works involve>>33508955, >>33508972 omikron the nomad soul, beyond two souls and indego prophesy

>>33508985
No you don't, it will be 15 hours of psychobabble with creepy sex, and not the good kind of creepy sex
And for "maturity" characters left and right will suffer for almost no reason"

>>33509014
>creepy sex, and not the good kind of creepy sex
Define "good" creepy sex?

>>33505241
I may not reply every update for one reason or another, but your writing has been one of the few that carried me through these past few years. I hope you've been able to tell the story you want and aren't cutting anything short and hope I see more stuff from you in the future. Would buy this story hardback

>>33508972
Detroit become human but the portals open and every Android becomes an Automaton

https://exhentai.org/s/5891eeca97/1859726-1
Childhood friend
Dont worry, it's on topic

>>33509057

YUBI YUBI YUBI!

Threesome with succs

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by buying me the Spawn Compendium so I can bask in the glow of nostalgia?

>>33509363
This, but with cheshires instead

>>33509492
Cheshire twins are dangerous.

I have returned to love monstergirls and talk about bionicles

>>33507593
>Rata expects mating press
>Gets set down in his lap and has her tail brushed all night

I am gonna show up at an undead party, while wearing socks with sandals

>>33510199
I'm not sure how these threads became a Bionicle colony but I welcome it.
Now where's my Gali Sahuagin?

>>33506849
>spending all night calming wormy down after she woke up expecting her favorite show only to be greeted by zombie oni gang rape

>>33510486
>I'm not sure how these threads became a Bionicle colony but I welcome it.
I talked about Bionicles and it turns out some of you guys like them too.
Also I would like to see a Gali Sahuagin.

>>33507091
>Shoggy exceptionally proud that her shogsub is only 700 calories

>>33510552
When I was a little lad, during the summer vacation when no school prevented me from sleeping late, I'd stay up at night to watch RAW and Smackdown.
The channel that showed these would run Star Trek the Original Series after the wrasslin'. But before the wrasslin'?
Neon Genesis Evangelion. And the first episode I ever saw?

>>33510365
Boorish. You go to the zombie table.

>>33510705
EoE?

>>33508878
>the day after each season finale is implied skip day across the world
>many wives take it upon themselves to angrily roleplay madam commander doing what they envisioned the plot going towards

reminder that we will have a new maid dragon season in july, new oppai-loli incoming.

>>33510776
Nah, just the one where Shinji imagines everyone living a normal high school life.

>>33510705
>wormy wakes up to eva
>anon walks in, asks what she's watching
>oh you don't understand it? you must be a massive pleb

>>33509227
now I want to see the others as different mamono too

>>33506671
>publishes vote results
>out of 100 eligable voters the breakdown is as follows
>43 Rata
>31 Bapho
>12 Alice
>7 Zombie
>6 Kiki
>1 Greenworm
Rata narrowly wins again!

>>33509521
Dangerous or not. I want it. Even better if they tease me like the werecat in the MGE does

>>33510365
>goes to undead party
>socks and sandals combo
>for some reason I'm only getting hit on by vampires that swear they're young but use 90's slang like it's cool?

>tfw no muscle wizard lich

>>33510865
I hope they don't cut anything like they did in Season 1

SUPPATENKO!

>>33511096
[Spoiler]Tom?[/spoiler]

>>33506833
Her mama made the seal, she's the daughter of the ushi-oni in the ushi short

>>33510879
Ah, right at the end.

>run right into town square of kitsune run village in zipangu
>just yell "gee I do hope a trustworthy fox could help me get rid of some ESSENCE of mine!"
>you can already see tails stay to wag and ears perking up, weird noises and the sound of snacking lips in the crowd
>"Oh please someone help me I have too much mana and I need to get rid of it!"
What happens

>>33511380
smacking* I mean

>>33511380
A thicc MOMMY fox knocks the others down on her way to you, grabs you by the chin, and demands you stick out your tongue

>>33511295
I'll be their tom, and they're gonna make fun of how easy it is for them to get me horny

>>33511070
Im calling bullshit, everyone knows us hellhound fags are annoying and everywhere and need to tell everyone about getting bullied by fluff

big pale wight milkers

>>33511634
Hellhoundfags were not allowed to be eligable voters

>>33505241
>Scary Oni ninja is now on his tail
>that Ushi might wake up
>Zutari is now interested
>Voso’s spell might pop at any moment
I swear, the end is gonna be like Reach’s ending... Objective: Survive, with monsters swarming him and throwing down with each other

I have no clue whose gonna win the Mage Anon bowl

>>33511708
i see no wight, just a real pale holst

>>33511708
Sorry lady I prefer my women a little more, I dunno, alive? You're very cute though

>>33509104
>hentainexus is ded
RIP, now you can only fakku stuff from torrents

>>33511708
What does her milk even taste like?

>>33511737
Instead of the mamono winning him a return portal opens up and he ends up back here. Truly a modern Icarus.

>>33511783
curdled and spoiled beyond belief

>>33511783
Savory.

>>33511742
Isn't it down for maintenance? It happens from time to time.

>>33511722
Discrimination! But also fair.

>>33511885
Dunno, it's been dead for a few days already, and there were news about it being seriously targeted by fakku last month

>>33511737
>>33511841
He shoulda settled for Gakke. BIG oni knight was CUTE. Awkward and overbearing, but that made her cuter.

which monster girl is most likely to have a clown fetish

>>33511742
I've seen it go down a few times, I guess this one is permanent?

>>33511962
Anon is a manthot

>>33512050
Imagine a human princess getting monsterized and falling in love with the only man who was always honest to her, the Jester.

>>33511932
UUUOOOOOHHH PHARAOH CUNNY EROI

>>33512052
Yeah, I think so

>>33512050

>>33507513
Take them both back to the cave

>>33511932
hey, no one said they had a Switch on the desert sabbath!

>>33511708
I desire a wight with massive milkers that need custom bras.

>>33512610
Exploring my wight wife's specially built walk-in bra wardrobe, which is bigger than most of the other rooms in the manor.

>>33512631
>Hmm, should I go with red or black lace today?
>I wonder if Anon would appreciate me going 'bare' in that area as well.
>Ah, front open bras, I must find the arachne that made these again.

>>33512666
>Wife emerges with her choice, hoping to show Anon.
>Can't find him anywhere.
>Anon has gotten lost inside the jungle, and is living inside of a makeshift bra-tent while he awaits rescue.

>>33512699
>I was lost in the simple cotton ones for so long, I didn't think anyone would find me.
>"Well, I know which ones to avoid for a while at least."

>>33512699
>Wight wife eventually finds husband being carried off by a group of zombies that got lost in the bra jungle and started their own tribe
>They bring him to her as a sacrifice to the boobie god, who they worship

quick, what are six names for fast monster girls

What would hellhound sweat taste like

>>33512767
species from any setting or named characters?

>>3351289
the former

>>33512740
>cave paintings of her areolas on the wall
>why did she feel the need to put a cave network in her bra closet

>>33512633
>Ogre brawler
>Hellhound hoop thrower
>Bicorn bewitcher
>Lesser succubus slave (which'll evolve to a succubus servant)
That's quite the harem going on there!
Throw in a kikimora mistress and an apophis alchemist and you've got all bases covered!

>>33512767
Blaze
Sparks
Blink
Uhh... Jackie Chan

>>33512952
thanks all I need, now anon cockson will be able to do his work godly work

>>33512740
>I really should get a lich to look into this, the pocket dimension we put in my bra-closet is getting a bit out of hand.

>>33512832
Salty

>>33512832
Spicy

>>33512633
I never thought about a horse using that instead of saddle.

>>33512921
>wight soon to be wife takes you home to her tomb for the first time
>not really sure what to expect
>turns out that it's basically an underground mansion
>apparently the contractor knocked a hole into the local caverns when they were building the closet and didn't bother telling her
>we should probably get that fixed before a nacho wanders in and gets lost in there

>>33505128

>>33506368
Armor can have plumes and hides on it. The profile also talks about adapting to the user, so if you really want mofu armor it will change to become mofu armor.

>>33513171
I wish this game would get an english option, the designs are fantastic.

>>33513171
Why are the all so short?

>>33513204
She looks sharp, and scary

>>33513204
How frigid!

>>33513204
DSL

>>33513204
Perfect if only she wasn’t doing duck lips

>>33513236
it's a magical place

I want to tease a monster's nipples until she learns to climax only from them.

>>33512633
I want this harem.
I really want that bicorn and lesser succubus in particular.

>>33505128
You wanna hear a weird headcanon?
MGE is a case of unreliable narrator.
The guy writing it is really fucking horny, so he only ever discussed their sexual habits

would zombie movie scare undead girls?

>>33513413
>MGE is a case of unreliable narrator.
That part is true though. Monsters are horny sex fiends, but he still is prone to hyperbole.

>>33513485
Well only if they kill the zombies. If the zombies just kill the people it'd probably be alright because they'd think that they're just giving kissies or something. I've heard horror stories of zombies destroying PC rigs when they see their beloved killing zombies in fucking minecraft of all places.

>>33513236
all the nourishment goes to their breasts

>>33513413
>weird headcanon
nigga, thats literally canon, the guides are written from the 2 different viewpoints each with their own opinions

>>33512633
getting these vibes from that heckhound

>>33509521
>Cheshire twins
Get ready for them to switch places through teleportation constantly, they'll keep switching until they're both satsified and you'll never know which one's with you at a particular point in time.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87177685

Hi this is Anon Cockson and This is Donkey Glutes Maximus
>Today is a special day that is why the name of the show changed
>Today we are being funded by Elizabeth the Wight
>I am to be bait so I grabb-I mean drank a shotafaction potion to become the cutest shota around
>I also have the sluttest clothes for a shota to wear
>I was also given Elizabeth's strongest, meanest, toughest, horniest, and most important fastest monster girls.
>These girls were feed aphrodisiacs daily, injected with all the Mamano venom they can take, and strapped to a machine that stimulated them sexual but would always stop right at the climax
>these girls were kept for four years like this as well as never being to masturbate even now until today
>lets check on the girls now shall we
> There are six cages before him and all are shaking and bouncing as the monster girls inside are very eager to get our host
>GIVE ME THAT DICK, I NEED IT, GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CAGE AND UNBIND OUR FUCKING HANDS, GET YOUR SWEET LITTLE ASS OVER HERE.
>now, now girls I'll be letting you shortly after a bit of an inspection or do you want to go to Elizabeth for another four years
>All the noise stopped leaving only the horny panting and sound of saliva hitting the floor
>Now let's inspect our test subjects, starting with subject#1, Annie the Hellhound
>Annie is quite tall and muscular and covered with a lot of scars, her skin is very supple and tastes of...pomegranates, weird
>she has the fiercest looking face of all the girls here, so lets mess with her for a bit
>Anon cockson and stimulates her clit while groping her until she is on the cusp of climaxing and stops leaving Annie in tears
>Annie:WHY, WHY, WHY I WANt RELIEF YOU FUCKER. Anon: wait until the end, okay
>Next is a bicorn named Sophia, she is quite large as well, brimming with muscle.
>just look at her legs, do you feel this muscle, I'm going to feel this monster girl up
>Anon Cockson runs his tongue all around this monster girl as he stimulates both pussys as he gropes her breasts
>This Bicorn has quite the horny taste and is very horny. Just look at her eyes they are bloodshot and wide open
>Sophia asks, Pleas, Please kind sir, let me cum, Anon Responds with " Hi, Cum... I'm Dad
>Our next subject is an Ocelomeh named Blink, she was named this because she was so quick that if you blinked and you missed her
> Look at her ass, it is a beautiful ain't it. It is so large yet, so soft
>Anon cockson proceeds to grope the jungle cat ass as he uses his tongue to lick the top of the cat's uterus stopping before This cat can reach relief
>Blink askes "Please, Pleassssse, master let me be released and allowed to cum" Anon responds when time allows
> We are now onto our four Subject Blaze, a Proud Minotaur
>Let's break that face of proudness now shall we
>Anon Cockson begins to play with the inner thigh off the minoatur and Uses his tongue to lick the areolas of the big cow
> I'll let ya cum under one condition, you have to moo, "fuck off", okay you don't want relief eh, okay " Nno no cme back Ok" now moo, "m-moo", Louder "M-moo moo", Louder, "Moo Moo, Yell It out "MOO MOO"
>Anon Cockson brings her to the edge and makes her believe she will get some relief but stops short
>Blaze askes with tears in her eyes, "why did you lie, why give me hope, Anon responds to this plead with "cause I love to see the look of despair on your faces
>Th last subject is Sparky, she is a tengu
>Sparky says " Please play with me, make my Body a mess, I NEED IT NOW
>NAH
>So ladies, this will be a test of your speed, and for your efforts, You. Will. Be. able. to. do. whatever. you. want. to. me.
>The monster girls got very rowdy and started banging the cages with orders to open the fucking door
> I will in a money
>Anon cockson is now about a mile from where the cages are situated at and presses the button to release the restraits of the monster girls and literally a second later the monster girls were on top of him
>yet he had no fear, he literally disappeared form their clutches and landed on the head of the hellhound bending over to look her in the eye and said "hi"
>He played this dance for quite some while, playing with the bodies of the monster girl, making them ram into each other and objects
>until finally, "I got him" oh no, the cowl
>"Ya ain't got nothing to help ya now"
>The shota responds "I'm sorry oneechan
>All the monsters in unison said Sorry Ain't Gonna Cut it.
>The pounding of this child was said to be able to be heard a city away and could be felt by the monsters in the abyss and the conclusion was that "fast is fast"

Oh! Oh! Hey Master! Right here Master! Yes Master, over here Master! Click me! Click me Master! Come on, click me Master!

>>33513537
I love how yugioh got so many monstergirl archetypes in the last years, anyone here have a favourite?

>>33513580
You know when move at the speed of light you live in darkness... and blue ovaries...

>>33513616
>click her once instead of twice

>>33509521
But what about fully grown wurm twins?

>>33513680
fully grown? thats a pretty smol Caduceus

>>33513616
>clicks and drags her to the recycle bin

>>33513671
loved this little automaton since she was released back in 2014

>>33513413
That's the cannon tho.

>>33512832
What would Hellhound milk taste like?

>>33513779
sweet hot milk

>>33513726
Now you have one pouty Kiki in your recycling bin

>>33513723
Would dense anon get a nice waifu by accident or would be get bullied constantly by a different MG waifu?

>>33513678

>>33513616
THOSE FILES AREN'T TRASH STOP

>>33513847
>Silly Master, you don't need any of this porn! Here, let me get rid of that for you!

Are MGs susceptible to spiritual or demonic possession? Either my waifu somehow has been possessed by a 1000yo evil fox spirit, or she has significantly stepped up her roleplay in order to bully me.

>>33505128
I feel depressed. I just want a fucking hug

>>33514003
Fucking gay

>>33513934
But some of it has been with me since 2008

>>33513934
>Implying my Kiki wouldn't take them and study them to figure out what body type she should try to attain to most please me while also allowing her to continue her maid duties.

>>33514030
Yeah effectively she gets rid of them by quarantining them in a password protected encrypted folder

>>33513934
If you're going to delete my porn, you better replace it. Paint yourself purple and put on this snake tail and 4-inch ball gag.

>>33514003

Lolis are pretty much easy game because their legs aren't even long enough to leglock you.

>>33514010
>Oh silly Master, some people have been sick since 2008 too. Doesn't change the fact that they need a helpful doctor to heal them, even if it's a part of their daily life at this point. Come on Master, it'll be ok.

>>33513671
D/D/D was my favorite. D’Arc and Lamia were pretty cool.

>>33513580
also he broke two world records for the youngest father, he was eight years old and for the most kids birthed from a harem at once, which was 60 kids in total

>>33514114
But I can't get off to anything unless its bound and gagged snek.

>>33514114
I just want to have my meido dress up like Leona from Discipline...

>>33514089
>their legs aren't even long enough to leglock you
[sad alice noises]

>>33513934
What if they were from artists that nuke their accounts! I provide a service to the community as an archivist!
>Dragon and Griffon nod their head in agreement.

>>33514213
Now I want a story about a Dragon who hoards obscure porn.

>>33514205
don't worry alice-chan, your legs are just the right size to leglock my face!

I just had a idea, name some monster species for a shotacon sabbath

>>33514114
That's just mean, Kiki. How else is an unattractive man like me incapable of courting a woman supposed to relieve himself?

>>33514301
loli dark mage

>>33514301
Bogey

>>33514305
that... can be arranged

>>33514362
She'll teach me how to get a girlfriend?

>>33514411
denser than lead thine head is

>>33514362
Then put on the ball gag and snake costume!

>>33514301
wight, lich, and vampire as well

>>33514089
>their legs aren't even long enough to leglock you
It's more cute and classy like that anyway.

>>33513580
>shota
Guess I'll be skipping this episode

>>33514301
what about alp sabbaths?

>>33514619
Boku no

>>33514649
OI STOP THAT, I DON'T WANNA REMEMBER!!!!!

>>33514671
Give them ice cream

>>33514301
>If male is submissive/masochistic Onee-shota sex can always happen as some kind of play between a MG and human couple, but there are really no shotacon MGs, since they don't really care about male's age. It's not 'I love him because he's a shota!', but 'I love him, so it is also very nice to see him in shota form'. That's how MGs think. (KC)
There would never be an actual group fro that. Monsters don't choose or reject men because of looks.

>>33514688
OIII

>>33514691
It doesn't mean they can't select men normally and cast pedomorphosis on them.

oh no wurmy

>>33514792
She wields the cursed claw

>>33514792
Cursed Worm vs Cursed Wurm would be a battle for the ages

>>33514317
>>33514343
good picks

>>33514508
I love pears

>>33514619
one of that kind would probably be filled with almost nothing but mamono of the succubus family, since they are the default for this case sans very rare cases

>>33514691
...ok and where I said they had to reject them?
I'm gathering ideas for a fan-made continent within the rules and spirit of MGE and there are a variety of reasons that could lead to a sabbath of this kind without breaking any kind of rule

Which mamono would like really hairy men the most?

>>33514892
monke

>>33514792
>>33514803
Oh god it's The Claw!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjs2EHkAkZ0