/jp/ - Otaku Culture

sexwofakkusuru

>>33500362
Official DJT study room: https://chat.tchncs.de/#/room/#djt:tchncs.de
If your question doesn't get answered, post it in the room.

how can i filter tripcodes? can someone post that guide? they've been on full blast recently

bitch ass OP

>>33500394
https://github.com/SthephanShinkufag/Dollchan-Extension-Tools/wiki/home-en
easy

how can i stop my head from fly off in a million directions when trying to watch raw anime?

「弱肉強食」を覚えた

>>33500362
wrong oppic

how do i fix the font on 4chan? I set the browser font to meiryo UI but nothing changes

wtf? is maggie-sensei retarded?

>>33500516
https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/Font_configuration/Examples#Japanese

about to report this nigga for using a signature

>>33500528
never heard of maggie-sensei, is it another retard eceleb?

Looks like the janitor deleted some other threads so the previous /djt/ will take a bit longer to die.

how learn eigo?

date neeggerrs

I saw a guy pissing out front of my house (I live above an izakaya)
I regret not using this as an opportunity to practice Japanese
How's this?
＞あなき。ちんちんいいです,でもトイレじあない。

>>33500740
>あなき
that's not a real word

>>33500740
lmao, you might've gotten beat up. good thing you didn't

>>33500877
兄
I have bad spelling because my classes are mostly speaking and reading with no writing

this was supposed to be the intermediate thread

>>33500740
あのさ... ちんちんがいいだけど、ここはトイレじゃない

>>33500566
dunno what do you think of what she said there though? retarded?

ok bros what should i learn after japanese: estonian or serbian?

>>33501062
More Japanese
Why would you learn some faggy slav shit?

>>33501087
because japanese is a language only spoken by fishers and slaves of their penis' desires

>>33501142
How did you get a photo of my girlfriend?

how you do reps?
>english definition
>jap definition

I've been noticing a worrying trend in the media I've been consuming recently to improve my Japanese. Now I'm only N5-N4 level, so I don't understand the vast majority of what I'm listening to/reading, but no matter what it is there's always mention of some mysterious "たくさん". Who is this "Taku" and why does he keep popping up in everything?? Is he some secret god-emperor of Japan who is slowly expanding his influence on the world? Is it some ploy by Big Anime to make us all consume more Japanese media? I would google the answer to this question but I don't know how to read.

Any help is greatly appreciated.

>>33501252
Yeah that motherfucker is one of the recurring characters in my classroom speech practice
Is it a really common name in Japan like Cletus or Tyrone in America?

https://twitter.com/mattvsjapan/status/1366859466927300608

matt has really shitty taste in music gotta say

>>33501252
>>33501293
thread ruined

>>33500362
friendly reminder

>>33501390
yeah for real. i got a good discount on it, only paid $200 for japanese fluency.

>>33501390
I thought "being free" was the path of least resistance

at least they're doing wanikani and not duolingo or some shit

https://youtu.be/BEzKwYTQX2s

trash taste 外版 get hyped bros

>>33501466
got something against duolingo? It teaches what you really need to be fluent. If you're a weeb that's a different matter

>>33501485
not a single person on this earth has become fluent in japanese with duolingo

>>33501390
>try to redpill my homie about anki and immersion
>"sounds complicate men i cant learn without teachers but surely i will learn japanese"
>everytime i bring up the anki subject he ignores me
>"yeah bro i called the japanese center and they didnt answer"
fuck that fat piece of shit everytime i talk with him i feel disgusted

>>33500740
read more/feel out

Wanikani

>>33501537
https://www.reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/comments/lw93b9/so_im_thinking_of_getting_a_tattoo_in_japanese/

your friend makes posts like this. there's no helping him. just tell him about wanikani and that might get him partway there

how many more until I start reading? Should I get to 5k?

>>33501590
good enough already

>>33501590
why havent u started yet

>>33501567
wanikani users arent the only people who give up multiple times. bonkaholic made it and that's what counts. i bet he can almost read yotsubato now

>>33501611
How many kanji do I need to read Yotsubato's furigana?

>>33501590
better start with anime subs rather than straight up reading.

>>33501590
you should have been reading since day, retard

haha, these reddit memes are pretty good!

大丈夫 (Daijōbu) are among the easiest kanji to remember, because it tells a cute visual story

大 = A person walking

丈 = Falls and breaks their leg, bone sticking out

夫 = Gets crutches and is now okay! [The 'crutches' are two extra little legs sticking out from the hip. Note the two crutches are longer than the arms at the top.]

(Daijōbu = "okay" or "fine".)

I was reading Yotsuba&! today and this stuck out to me as an easy way to remember it. Though it won't really help you remember the other readings for the kanji.

Sorry if this violates Rule 5 for being low-effort or beginner level material.

acquired jimusho from idolmaster

>>33501740
i learned it last level in wanikani

>>33501590
ur not going to run into 99% of the vocab you studied unless ur anime is newgame or something

6
didnt ask

The furigana used for manga is decided by the publisher for each label.
If you have a manga with furigana at hand, you can find one you like on that label.

>>33501729
it's easy to remember because all three kanji look very similar and are very barebones in complexity. you don't even need to look at the individual characters, it just has one of the most distinct shapes of any word. that was one of the first words i picked up when i first read yotsuba

>>33501783
夫大丈
ok read this

>>33501792
you think you're making a sick point but you just look dumb bro

slam dunk manga is pretty good

can't understand the news, or political speak in my native language, can't read or write it, but i can understand every single casual convo i've listened to IRL

is this lvl of fluency achievable for jp

>>33501873
yeah there's plenty of people who learned japanese like that

I just read it can take like 5 years to finish Wanikani and now I'm demotivated. I'm 29 and 30 later this year, that'd mean I'd be done when I'm practically dead. Kind of dramatic but to people who have been learning for longer do you remember hitting any "milestones" and how long it took you to get there? I don't even really watch anime anymore but how long did it take you to be able to watch that with subtitles, or read manga or something.

I don't think I'm gonna make it.

>>33501873
news articles often feature words that have common kanji with meanings that are easy to guess in written form but that are much more difficult to identify in spoken form.

need some ntr material

>>33502010
go to your mum's bedroom

are all japanese girls slutty like this

>>33502136
no

>>33500528
what is it you think she said that is wrong?

>>33501779
where did you find such nice scans of yotsuba? is there one scan of this quality for the first few volumes?

>>33502136
isn't right the jav goblina? what do you think?

>>33501740
wtf me too

>>33502488
ergo proxy is like texhnolyze but with shitty writing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RyDuyjgd2Q
more like snorego proxy
great aesthetics tho

https://youtu.be/HDVJi4CwXEw

why does she says "magu magu" if it's "mogu mogu"

>>33501225
>>33483703

https://youtu.be/J8f-xwdXt7o
what 点 did you get bros

>>33502513
i will never not love ergo proxy for the atmosphere because it reminds me of castle series

>>33502409
don't talk about her like that or i'm gonna break your nose

>>33502533
this poster likes black cocks up his ass

>>33502536
if you told me this was a jc i would believe you
disgusting

>>33501702
this one was actually quite funny

>>33502380
you don't know japanese

why the fuck did they stop using mass music like this in anime? i fucking love mass-themed background music while they show something mysteries

It was a mistake to come back.

hutao is epic bros

hutanari is epic bros

hutao hutanari would b epic bros

>>33502570
me & ur mum's ass is yoppodo epic

>>33502527
i got 8 out of 点

nice meltdown

>>33502566
Cum through clothing is underrated

>>33502502
https://youtu.be/KqkiMpdD8F4?t=762

>>33502527
sound the same
can't tell the difference

>>33502596
the way this game used arasujis right before you go ahead and play was so good

>>33502589
boner killer when the futa is bigger than the female

>>33502522
its not an a but your untrained ear might interpret it as such becaust its closer to the å sound than a pure o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcMBvSX8RiU

>>33502596
under every comment youtube is helpful to remind you what you need to do

>Read More

Kinda slow today, aren't they?

if you guys wanna know how the japanese refer to 'shipping' from online stores and stuff is 発送 like 発送早い

how do you expect to get banned when all of these are censored

don't get how guys are into vag tbqh

What about shipping in fandoms?

dno bros
恥毛 doesn't belong on the stomach

>>33502664
>censored
and here i thought youd finally post something good

>2 futas
that's gei

>>33502566
glad i'm supporting his fanbox

>>33502674
i dont really think vags r pleasant to look at but once im in i dont really have to look at it

>fanbox
these simping sites pop up faster than i can learn about them

post wanikani porn for ban

>>33502698
you make it sound like a soviet spy mission or something

>>33502716
lmao i have no response

>>33502739
we meet again, Schtinky Pusshy

sortieing into the rotten hole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG5zH_HLZ7A
none of you mother fuckers can understand this

the plot twist is bond was gay and had to force himself to sleep with those women because he's a professional

pierce brosnan was gay but not sean connery

small_dom_big_sub

i with we were at war with an intellectual enemy like russia, made for such classy high-iq intrigue

>>33502814
chinese are the ultimate intellectuals

idk im pretty sure the way most americans were programmed to perceive russians is wrong

the more the internet has brought the different corners of the globe together the more ive learned that theres cool ruskies just livin they life they dont care about all the bs

「もぐもぐ」を覚えた

>>33502828
no they aren't. watch that interview with the richest dude and china and elon musk and prepare the cringe at how stupid the bugman are. they can only do autistic shit like play piano and do math

elon musk cant have a high iq if he married grimes just saiyan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya-RnBnZ6Qw

ez gains

>>33502837
yeah but russia is responsible for quiz existing so

>>33502843
https://youtu.be/j6P_m6adkgc

kinda weird ur thinking about quiz at all i definitely dont

>>33502828
yeah just look at jamal

>>33502854
men are always low-iq when it comes to their dick. its overrides their iq and turns them into drooling sappy retards

im not chinese

https://vocaroo.com/18GZG3GwCzkh

>>33502872
till they hit the post nut clarity

so theres still no excuse

>>33502854
hes clearly dumb as fuck have you seen the shit he posts on twitter

>>33502855
used to watch koichi a lot in the past
always thought he was kinda based before
becoming a businessman

>>33502894
yeah i thought elons hot takes on crypto was really cool recently

hope the sec fuckin wrecks that dude

6 eps in and this karbin 墨付き anime is finally starting to go somewhere

>>33502892
>till they hit the post nut clarity
i dno in my experience thats when the lovey-dovey shit starts and they wanna cuddle and tell you how much they love you or cry about their childhood but maybe thats just an anecdote

>>33502927
weird its the opposite for me im repulsed by the vile creature next to me and wanna just go get some ice cream and sit in front of the tv naked for 20 mins

>>33502918
>he rated it 8/10
i can tell it's a 4 at best

when you're reading in your head do you say sabishii or samishii

>>33502943
yeah he was a great guy im a retard

>>33502951
i take the path of least resistance

>>33502956
yeah u r

now u have to settle for me

>>33502951
samishii. i actually got triggered when i found out about sabishii cause i had literally never heard it said that way

how do i incease my reading speed besides reading more

damn, didnt know learning pitch accent brings me closer to my norse roots
https://youtu.be/PvDuObTfklw?t=389

ive always shunned pitch, but after knowing this, sign me the fuck up

>>33502977
meditation

>>33502892
lol he cant even hide his native chinese ability when he tries to say it wrong

>>33502981
love this dude. i'd marry him just so we could speak the old tongue together in a cabin near a misty fjord

>>33502634
true

>>33502927
what kinda faggot does that why would i tell a bitch about my childhood like what the fuck does she know about it?

>>33503000
yeah i dunno i guess i thought it was normal for guess to be emotionally dependent on their gfs as free therapy or to sing them to sleep and shit but im starting to think otherwise

>>33502977
do eye movement exercises and build ur muscles its like going to the gym but for ur eyes

>>33502995
https://vocaroo.com/1mwo05WDNaKO

>>33502843
lol ur in for a ride

>>33503011
this is the first time i've laughed out loud at a djt post in weeks

what if we used kanji in english like they do in japanese

>>33503016
wtf that was an epic plot twist

>>33503032
have you never texted a girl who uses a ton of emojis and smiley faces

>>33503031
i mean, isn't the lap pillow thing and ear cleaning a similar type of deal?

who's the faggot who is speweing that normie crap

>have you never texted a girl
lmao

>normie
go back.

>>33503011
who could have guessed the only man to have ever been able to put up with og was actually an insane cuckold

>>33503011
i like the motherly type who wants to help carry my depression but theres a time and a place and it isnt like after sex
like if anything u unpack some sadness and then have sex to make it go away

>>33503045
was referring to
>normal for guess to be emotionally dependent
i can only assume guess was supposed to be guys

dont care about hu tao im saving for Ayaka

i wonder if that anon who's mom who liked to play with his foreskin texts him lots of smileys lol

現れられる (the potential form of 現れる) is an insane tongue twister I can’t wrap my head around.

私 just mezameta

just watched 2 eps of monster. dunno how people can enjoy this melodramatic shit

>>33503062
he was offbeat but def. not a cuckold he would have actually murdered me. like literally and thats one of the reason i respected him cause the feeling was mutual.

I believe we all should just collectively stop posting in English and

>>33502401
It's an image that was uploaded by Kiyohiko Azuma himself.
The lines have been replaced with the ones announcing the new book.
Let's just buy the new book.
https://twitter.com/azumakiyohiko/status/990161438386745344

i agree with the uppercaser everybody just stfu

poor og shes feelin a lil depressed today

I believe we should all just stop posting in English and post in Nihongo only.

お先にどうぞ

itudemoiiyo

all i hear is tick tock tick almost halfway through 2021 tick tock your life energy is waning tick tock it will be over soon

私は日本語話せません。
何ですか？

>>33503082
if you mean like the director's daughter being unrealistically bold in her disregard for "lesser people" then sure that's melodramatic but she's got a character arc to go through. also every anime is melodramatic by that dumb standard

>>33503032
the 文書s would be very 醜 to 見 at
半 的 the 時 its 無理性
since unlike 日語 英語 無有 音読 nor 訓読

https://youtu.be/_aanrnp3tJM?t=428

think im finally getting a hang of pitch accent
thanks swedish man

>>33503075
You can also use the letter "～という事も出来る" to make it easier to say.
現れる+という事も出来る=現れるという事も出来る=現れられる

DST - Daily Swedish Thread

>>33503155
>being unrealistically bold in her disregard for "lesser people"
how is that melodramatic thats me unironically all day long

>>33503143
its crazy how time just goes faster and faster

however were only 1/4 of the way thru 2021

2020 was the fastest year of my life i think i feel like im literally in the same place i was a year ago and the last year hasnt taken place it was just a dream

>>33501062
serb here

why would you want to learn serbian? all our media is complete fucking dogshit save for a few writers. the only upside is that no language on earth is more conducive to cursing and insults.

>>33503147
read it as 日本語食べません

actually were only barely 1/6 of the way thru 2021 this month just started

still plenty of time left to live bros.. *looks out the window and sighs*

>>33503170
hinger dinger durgen

>>33503187
lmao at least you are fractionally self-aware
i'm feeling reall tryhard with all the things i tried to do in the last year. like i am running just to be running in a some sort of quarter life crisis i feel like such a phony

>>33503171
you wouldn't smugly admit it to your well respected fiance in the medical industry at some fancy restaurant. also your definition of lesser probably differs from hers

watched the first ep of monster a week ago and forgot it existed after that

>>33503155
no i mean people screaming at doctors to give them back their husband, doctors screaming at themselves while thinking of shit people said to them, doctors being ridicously over the top evil and ruthless people. it's just hard to watch something so lacking subtletly in its execution while simultaneously being boring as fuck

>>33503205
my fiancee was the one who taught me to finally unleash my inner snob actually. laughing at peasants is one of the pastimes i miss the most. *sigh*

how the fuck are there people in this thread who haven't seen monster

>>33503219
not everyone here cares about anime

>>33503197
the worst thing is if u really immerse urself in being super busy every day as soon as the music stops and the second u look down from the tightrope u stand on ur brain gets turbo aids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjhgvLeAxR0#t=14

wonder what % of idols have secret boyfriends, must be a pain in the ass

>>33502918
can't believe he's fuckin dead again it was going so well...

anybody in her who can't even read this?

>>33503235
yeah i see that happen a lot with people around me, especially during quarantine. i make sure to spend enough time with myself

man its crazy how content i was for years and years doing nothing but chillin' and doing household stuff. i must have been truly happy in retrospect

>>33503247
gonna tell you when i become one

>>33503247
lots of them

do u really think that shit industry is gonna rob girls of their doki doki seisyun ? hell no they r still gonna have it in whatever twisted way they can

>>33503266
kys

>>33503260
og couldnt if there wasnt any furigana lol

>>33502527
even though its 50/50 answers, i managed to get them all wrong

>>33503272
true. but i did understand it with furi which a few anons said was impossible because you cant understand japanese without kanji according to them

>>33503215
oh. well to answer your question it's because people can suspend their disbelief.

>>33503273
i laughed sorry

>>33503289
wonder how well you would've done if it was something like こうしょう

>>33503289
>because you cant understand japanese without kanji according to them
no one has ever said this

>>33502527
100% this is really easy. it might be harder if they threw in nakadaka or something but you should be able to get all of these if you've ever played a musical instrument or can sing a song

>>33503290
they shouldn't pretend it's a "serious" anime if they want me to suspend my disbelief to the point of accepting ridiculous shit

>>33503266
fake og post again

although i dont know why idols need boyfriends when they get their validation from thousands of fans and the industry

>>33503320
why do you think the world revolves around you

>>33503310
>>33503308

hey bros, my filename is cool now?
dont want anyone mocking my filenames anymore

>>33503320
the word vapid really encapsulates your whole being

>>33503310
try understanding some yozikukogo without kanji

>>33503352
that's chinese

>>33503331
he just said that you would have been fucked not that it's impossible to understand lol

>>33503328
>>33503344
おこってるかい？
https://youtu.be/NY__VTIUsiU

>>33503338
>horriblesubs

>>33503364
dekinai

>>33501587
reddit is ok sometimes

>>33503371
i mean the post has nothing to do with you

>>33503263
days pass easy when u can survive and not have to really do anything

it might lead u to freak out about watching time slip thru ur fingers but thats the price u have to pay for not being forced to be moving ur feet all day every day

>>33503382
show me a japanese one. you can't.

>>33503371
why would your lack of character make me upset? i pity you for being the soulless gremlin that you are

>>33503386
why didnt he just leave out the 「」instead of clarifying not to include it. it's withing english text nobody's going to get confused.

>>33502527
9/10
never studied pitch

>>33503391
as far as i know no one has said anything about being an idol before and another anon posts like me sometimes. plus moe thought it was me with his usual canned response. stop gas-lighting you disingenuous sperg

scared of doing that pitch quiz and getting destroyed

>>33503415
who said anything about being an idol?

>>33503393
海千山千

>>33503421
it's just whether it goes up or down. you'll ace it.

i found the majority of ppl who use the term gas lighting r like mid to late 20s

basically every single person i know in that age range cant stop saying it and im getting sick of it

>>33503312
hiya 4bbc.
also you're correct if you aren't a tone-deaf retard you don't need to separately study pitch

>>33503316
nips are shit at subtlety its why their humor always has a straight man explaining the jokes

what quiz

yamanitatidesu

>>33502556
how so?

>>33503455
it's been an issue since trump took over when every retard suddenly decided to use it as a synonym for "lying"

>>33503455
id be happy to stop saying it when people either knock it off or they come up with a new meme term instead

>a straight man explaining the jokes
you dont know comedy

the issue with output whore is that u cant even ask her for a vocaroo when she yammers on about pitch or some shit out of her ass cause she cant fucking read anything

>>33503475
its lying with the intention of making the other person seem like they came to irrational or hysterical. if you miss the nuance thats on your autism not me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2TcIahooHI

why would you want an og vocaroo they're atrocious

>>33503491
who is even talking about you lol stfu

>>33503491
*came to an irrational or hysterical conclusion
i meant

>>33503499
i need one for オナサポ

>>33503501
was that mean to be an ironic example? if so good job

if og was more willing to play with me i woudla been happy to read with her next to the fireplace but that ships fucken sailed im just gonna gaslight her 24.7 and remove my trip when i do it

>>33503516
no i literally just replied to a post about gaslighting and you think it's about you lol

>>33503511
thought it was called okazu but ok

>>33503525
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8A%E3%82%B5%E3%83%9D

>>33503316
yea they're some evil mustache twirling throwaway characters. big whoop. although maybe i approach all stories differently than most people because i understand how almost all of them portray people and events in a way that is grossly removed from reality so i have to suspend my disbelief for virtually every story ever made

>>33503409
who cares
it's a stylistic choice

>>33503525
this might shock you but there are multiple terms for some stuff

there will never be a piece of jp media as good as true detective season 1

still love me anime though

>>33503544
it's ridiculous to claim that you can just waive away a complete lack of subtletly in storytelling as the viewers fault. there are countless examples of media where they manage to avoid this kind of hamfisted overbearing storytelling, perhaps not in anime though, but as a medium it's obviously much better at playful than serious because theyre unable to tell a story without shoving every theme in your face

>>33503518
my conscience was irking me too much to let things go on like that. but its ok i already assumed you'd be putting me on blast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUTcdCKqPSU

>>33502527
god i suck, how do you train this stuff

there will never b a anime as good as kimagure orange road episode 43

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdPBzflSzNw#t=491

>>33503598
i may have posted shit out of character 4 me but ur also more 素直 than u know

>>33503082
it's one of these anime that people like because it does something unusual for the medium so they can point at it and be like "look, there ARE serious anime for grown-ups", rate it 10/10 on mal and then go back to watching ishuzoku reviewers

basically i wouldn't even call monster anime cuz it's good

>>33503622
rip, that mangaka

>>33503629
yeah anime is good dno why people call monster it

nihongo here i gooooooooooo

got 8/10 on the pitch quiz and the ones i failed were 人気 and 帰還 lmao

also i had to try to repeat the words myself while the timer was going to feel the pitch and then in the sentences i could barely tell them apart most of the time

but just being able to hear pitch doesnt do much if u dont remember what the pitch is for individual words

>>33503685
yea that 1 needs to say わたしはゲイ would b a lot funnier

takes too much effort to get good at pitch and the only gain you'll get is some dumbass yellow people praising you for sounding as retarded as them

>>33503252
nanatsu no taizai killed him

>>33503596
>that you can just waive away a complete lack of subtletly in storytelling as the viewers fault.
what? it has to be the viewer's fault. because different viewers have different standards for what makes good storytelling.
>there are countless examples of media where they manage to avoid this kind of hamfisted overbearing storytelling
they can avoid doing it to the same degree as monster but they can't avoid doing it enough to where i don't have to suspend disbelief

honestly if u practice pitch intentionally its still gonna fall apart in real life application bc theres a difference between being an actor and being real

>>33503708
so just practice it until it becomes real

>>33503704
>what? it has to be the viewer's fault. because different viewers have different standards for what makes good storytelling.
it's not my fault if i eat shit and it doesn't taste good, it's the fault of God who made shit taste bad so i wouldn't eat it and get sick

>>33503715
u cant the only way to practice it is by spending more time being real w. others

>>33503700
they dont even want you to have good pitch anyway. they want you to be comprehensible but entertaining in a cute gaijin dancing monkey way

that hafu Rora girl was native level but played her idiosyncratic pronunciation up for the appeal

>>33503725
if you practice something long enough it becomes second nature

the better u r at japanese the more of a weirdo u seem like especially if ur white

>>33503737
feel like i should make a matto joke here but it didnt instantly materialize so ill just leave it at that

this is me at the moment
whenever i feel depression wash over me
i remember that at least i havent been spitroasted by my two dads while a fat brazilian called yogapants watched

>>33503252
his glass of miruku was half empty

>>33503730
i guess it sucks being so good at pitch like you then og

>>33503745
>the better u r at japanese the more of a weirdo u seem like especially if ur white
this is definitely true. it's like if there was some guy who tried to learn to speak your local accent specifically and imitated to sound perfectly like he grew up in the same city as you despite being from a different continent. you'd think it was weird as fuck and so do they

>>33503754
yeah kinda is i sound better at japanese than i actually am so they sometimes go overboard and don't take the trainingwheels off so i can't catch everything or respond articulately

>>33503612
https://nami-pitch.herokuapp.com

still havent found out how to hear the drop from o to u
for me it sounds continous and not like a sudden drop so i have no idea what button to press

>>33503771
i thought you said japanese people speak like cavemen and it's easy to understand conversations?

>>33502527

which one did you guys get wrong? curious if people got the same thing wrong or not

https://youtu.be/JikmsNiJZ2Q

the gaijins are telling what japanese people think again

>>33503771
>and don't take the trainingwheels off so i can't catch everything or respond articulately
translation: if japanese people speak normally i can't understand them because i don't know japanese

>>33503723
most people find shit revolting. but there are genetic abnormalities with fetishes that don't. but shit only tastes bad with respect to particular individuals. it doesn't objectively taste bad.

>>33503773
stop shilling your gay game. there's no way it actually helps train your pitch, it's a waste of time. just listen more

the japanese dont think

>>33503779
well thats why i said "sometimes". if japanese convo was in the same fashion as english id have way more trouble but thank god it usually is peppa pig tier. and no not just to me you can sit in a cafe and understand what people are saying to each other perfectly.
>>33503791
yeah kinda of i mean im a 4/10.

>>33503789
japanese people suck white people rock

>>33503612

I grade myself on pitch on my cards so this was ちょろすぎ
if you've done that all it would be for you too, but I don't recommend it unless your retention rate without pitch grading is 98-99% like mine was

>>33503791
lol i said to her ages ago that she only thinks she's good at japanese because japanese people speak to her like she's a retarded child and she denied they did this but i see the truth has come out

whitoids believe this

believe what

>>33503805
>. if japanese convo was in the same fashion as english id have way more trouble but thank god it usually is peppa pig tier
i would pay to see you have a convo with an actual japanese person who wasn't treating you like a little kid

cut my time on djt down by half today if tomorrow i half it again ill only spend about half an hour here which i think is sustainable in the long run

>>33503818
Yeah except you idiots have never been to Japan so you forget I also listen to people speaking to each other, probably a lot more than I talk to them truth be told.

>>33503798
not my app but i bookmarked it
i also think its wrong sometimes for words with multiple pitch patterns

>>33503836
>Y

>>33503832
>wasn't treating you like a little kid
don't think i know what this feels like in either country so might be hard

>>33503836
its obviously extremely easy for you to pretend you can understand a conversation when you don't have to participate in it and get exposed. youre clearly very capable of inventing shit in your head to cope with reality

>I also listen to people speaking
lmao this dude thinks he is the shit because he heard jks talking to each other on the train one day

>>33503837
i assume the audio is from jpod so with multiple pitch patters it's going to be random which one has been recorded

true true

women get treated like kids by default

>>33503837
the audio is just from jpop101 so unless there is some data as to what pitch they're using it's probably wrong a lot

>>33503855
yeah because anonymously lying to djt (who are the only ones harsh on my ability in the first place) really gives me my dopamine rush

actually though, given the mental state of the people in this thread i can see why you'd assume that

>>33503789
until uve sat next to a middle aged japanese man at a yakisoba stall and told him in fluent japanese why pearl harbor was the most retarded thing these little island apes could have done and witnessing him starting to have a myocardial infarction from a sudden blood pressure spike and he starts choking on his buckwheat noodles u really arent qualified to argue w. me about what japanese ppl think

>>33503885
>who are the only ones harsh on my ability in the first place
i wonder why this is the case...

>>33503885
i never said you're lying i said you're extremely dumb and delusional so you probably sit in starbucks listening to people's convos thinking you understand what they're saying (maybe like when you tried to translate a kids tv show) but really not understanding it at all

pearl harbor was just a consequence of that one dude invading french indochina
if japan wasnt greedy they mightve had china

>>33503873

there's a lot of words where you have to listen to the sentence to confirm anyway cause it says both 平板型/尾高型

>>33503890
i actually agree with you about pearl harbor fucking retarded. imagine if the usa stayed out of the war. i shed no tears over turning their cities into glass don't fuck with someone who can annihilate you and cry about it later
>>33503902
cause you are all bucket crabs duh its the state of almost every skill related general on 4chan
>>33503912
dno to me sounds like cope but its a funny thought

>>33503885
who else is going to be harsh on you? japanese people are going to praise you into the heavens if you can say konnichi wa and 95% of jsl learners are complete dogshit who will never even make it to n5

>>33503924
youre just gaslighting cuz you were objectively wrong

>>33503924
>dno to me sounds like cope but its a funny thought
it's not a cope there's hard evidence in the fact that you just admitted when you try to actually talk to a japanese person "without the training wheels" you get exposed lol, you are just unwilling to mentally expose yourself which has been proven time and again by your delusional posts

>>33503885
same way you understood that nonsense text copemaster vocaroo'd?

i mean og called me a ikukoto ga nai otoko

im gonna need to prove i can still iku at some point to get this money offa my back

monkey* dang autocorrect

>>33503947
just sour dekinais nitpicking hahahaa

>>33503942
>>33503938
>>33503935
or i could just be utilizing machismo because its more effective than being walked all over. no benefit in humility in such a disingenuous and lapdog djt culture.

rest assured i do have a good idea of my actual limits but djt is the last place i'd show a vulnerable side

>gaslighting
only faggots ever use this word

yukue no nai otoko wouldve sound cooler

>>33503969
more effective at making everyone think you're absolutely retarded? true

>>33503973
yukue no nai ano otoko

the ano really makes it max kakkeeeeee

>完全一致
perfect coincidence?
i saw it in a video when someone compared a woman eating with a hamster

>>33503989
that sounds like a serifu from a yuki-onna or something though (but also cool)

>>33503748
If you dream of living in Japan then just do it already

nta but not going to japan till im fluent

>>33503986
only people who would be literally impossible to convince otherwise (without shilling their learning methods) think that anyway, so no love lost

>>33504004
not him but kungflu would make the hard

japanese is mindblowing

>>33504004
>black
>fat
>neet
how?

>>33504033
you can fix two of those things

>>33504033
at least tell me you've got a big dick

>>33504033
>>33504040
he can fix all three if he khs

>>33504020
It's almost over
They're already giving out vaccines here
>>33504033
Use your black genes and morbidly obese girth to dominate at Sumo like the mongolians do

yeah stop being a nigger and get a job

>>33503993
why ask this instead of juste looking it up. you're wrong anyway

>>33504033
calvin are you gonna switch back to chinese/arabic?

has there ever been a black sumo

>>33504024
imagine actually grinding that lmfao

>>33503969
well the thing is in real life theres no reason to be harsh on u for being bad at japanese but ur still bad its just theres no reason not to tolerate it and keep shit movin

also uve shown us ur vulnerable side just a little while ago not to gaslight u or anything haha

>>33504061
i dont think they let blacks in but they will let in the occasional southern japanese dude whos pretty dark

i think its actually for the same reason they dont let women into the sumo ring its a matter of purity

not black nor fat but wanna be the first ラテン系落語家

>>33504078
that's been taken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un4wdkxqP_U
let jero be ur inspiration if u are a basketball american with dreams of nihon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JRbxoU-v3Y
yeah bunko will be happy

>>33504094
problem is jero memes are so 15 years ago

lol had a friend back in middleschool who looked just like jerosan

So after a year of reading 6 light novels and redoing remember the kanji, I can say now that the kindle is officially useful to me, I'm assuming the my initial probably was my lack of understanding kanji.

>>33504094
Basketball Americans are allowed in Japan if they are weebs, but all other blacks should be holocoastered

do u think jero went back to the hood in pittsburgh wearing his du rag and a starter cap and his hood niggas gave him that eye like we know u a ho ass nigga dawg dont come around here playin that shit

>>33504127
this is from reddit right

based name
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%A1%82%E4%B8%89%E8%BC%9D

>>33504136
shut da fuck up i'd take a blackbro over a cumslurping uppercaser scumbag like u any day of the week

>>33504149
Every single black person in Japan who isn't American is a criminal who works for the Yakuza swindling drunk tourists in Kabukicho

>>33504024
奥さんは北京に行きます　は草

theres a nigerian kabedonning a japanese girl RIGht NOW

>>33504159
drunk australians and russians deserve to be parted from their money so they're doing a good service

>>33504169
I'm 100% sure all Japanese people would prefer a drunk slav over a criminal nigger

romance manga with plenty of graphic sex

really dissapointed that djt seems to be obsessed with actual 3d women

>>33504074
dont pretend you dont see 才能があふれる私
i just need to actually learn japanese for once outside of my weeb summers and i could be at least 二番、三番強い

>>33504024
kill yourself

do you 2d tards literally plan on being alone your entire lives? nothing wrong with that i guess

>>33504207
unfortunately there's a lot of people here who get trolled in /int/ because they have 3rd world country flags so they post here about this stuff

>>33504241
just another reason to hate thirdies

>>33504229
you'll be alone too, you'll just have less personal freedom while you're doing it

>>33504241
Ewwww
Why isn't the 3rd world banned from the internet already? Especially black and muslim countries

>>33504259
cmon bro you have to recognize that this is cope

yea welcome to neo djt were all normies

>>33504211
if u said 才能があふれる私 to me irl i would give u a titty twister and its not sekuhara i would do it to a boy too

>>33504259
high-iq take

>>33504259
sure dude

>>33504270
it's not a cope, unless you think you can merge with another human being you will always be alone

Is there a flashcard program I can just spam as long as I want with no time limits without having to reset something?

>>33504229
you're born alone, you live alone and you die alone, dont pretend isn't otherwise you bitch.

>>33504284
ok you're taking the piss

>>33504291
come back when you've had your 2nd divorce

titty twisters have always been kinda homo to me. i mean ok i get it you wanna squeeze your boy's tits no need for the theatrics just get in there, i'll watch

idk i think amount of time u spend doing it and the speed at which u make it happens determines if its homo

like to me it would be a kneejerk reaction u say somethin really fuckin unbelievable i just instantly reach pinch and twist and retract in less than 2 seconds

now if u make it into anything longer than 2 seconds is prolly gay but its like u dont wanna slug them and u dont wanna wrestle them so whats the quickest and easiest way to inflict some pain on them to let them know what they did isnt ok ? the titty twister

>>33504301
u move on to projection now?

me coming into this thread
https://youtu.be/5wkUoFY3Quo

im the bearded dude

>>33504337
im basing that on the high statistic likelihood that your future relationships won't last

>>33504334
but consider this: having a lock-on to a dude's nips under his clothing to be able to get in and out on a dime is a level of spacial awareness of male erogenous zones which is:

pretty gay.

>Notice after 9 years , your stupid comment still here & you haven't gotten invites to any parties & you're still single? Yeah that comment you made shows what you're really like

there are 引きこもり in their 50s still leeching off their elderly parents
since japs live forever, these people might be able to collect pension by the time their parents die

>>33504365
lucky assholes.

>>33504359
what if u go in for the titty twister and fuckin miss bc u didnt find the nerp

i think thats as bad as pulling a gun on somebody and then not shooting

i know a guy who lives here in japan and it's looking more and more like he is going to be staying here long term. i keep trying to convince him to learn japanese but it seems it's never going to happen. his reasoning is "i don't like to study."

based on this mentality I am positive that he will be the type to stay here for 30+ years and never learn a single word of japanese. it's a shame too because he has so much free time (dancing monkey) that he could probably hit n1 in a year if he would just study. he has already been in japan for a few years at this point.

i know this is bloggy and fuck me but I really needed to complain.

or rather pulling the gun and not shooting it and instead fuckin dropping it on the ground

like ur just dead ur gonna eat some mega 大逆転 天罰

yeah i'd be anxious if i couldnt communicate with 98% of people in the country im living in. how do you go to a restaurant, how do you pay ur bills, what if you get a phone call from ur insurance or something? no thanks

>>33504387
why does it matter. you don't need to know japanese to live in japan and have a good life

>>33504387
if he spends time w. japanese speakers and not other foreigners and looks at japanese things on the computer besides porn hell learn just fine w.o having to study that much

what if the guy's nips turn out to be surprisingly pink and shiny, does that make it gayer? what if you go in for pain but he moans instead in a suicide bomb move?

>>33504229
its just memes bro, men have very little value in the dating/sex market.

>>33504411
you do need it to have a good life

>>33504410
>how do you go to a restaurant,
restaurants in japan either have machines that sell tickets for your food or you can just point at a menu. the rest of that shit you just force them to find the one guy who knows english to talk to you

>>33504424
def. not

>>33504387
it's interesting how some people have the opportunity to listen to and interact with natives daily and yet they still refuse to learn
meanwhile others don't have the opportunities but are putting in effort by studying and immersing all day and learning

>>33504415
he surrounds himself with other foreigners, spends all of his free time on r*ddit and doesn't interact with japanese people at all because he can't.

if he moans i go in no barrels held and grab the other nerp w. my other arm

>>33504422
yea feels good not being judged for how good of a human shaped sex object i am

b4 corona japan had around 30 million tourists coming into country per year
there are signs in english, chinese and korean everywhere

>>33504424
no you don't lol, what can you not do except talk to japanese people (a net negative)

>>33504433
not him but yes you do in japan

>>33504415
>if he spends time with japanese speakers
big if

>>33504443
well then theres no point studying the language either for him

>>33504451
i want to be 100% fluent in japanese but i have lived there long enough to know you can get by at least in the big cities with almost 0 japanese and be perfectly happy. especially if you get a japanese spouse

>>33504427
i dont understand the benefit of moving there in that case to be honest. when i decided to do uni abroad i purposefully picked a country that had a very high % of english speakers cause i knew i wouldnt bother learning the language. seems insane to voluntarily live in a country where u can communicate with next to no one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m43Y4yyf_DA

>>33504451
ive known people who live in japan and don't know a word of english and have great lives. they cater to english speakers for everything

>>33504449
this is why im unironically considering a japan trip this year

everything is gonna be empty and ppl are gonna b so happy to have my business

>>33504433
ok have fun after 30 years of living in japan with zero friends because you can't communicate with japanese people and every foreign friend you made went home after one or two years. stuck in a dead end job because you can't speak japanese so you're stuck "teaching" english except those jobs are already drying up, and then you have a medical problem as you enter old age and you can't navigate the medical system. what a great life!

>>33504464
>>33504468
for you
i cannot be perfectly happy living in a big japanese city