/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who neet here

>>33468881

on my second day as neet. what are some good neet meals

>>33467375
Fuh-fuh-fuh for life

>>33468980
Literally anything you choose.
You can even have ice cream for breakfast and cereal for dinner if you want. It wouldn't be out of place since 5AM is bedtime.

Normalfags should be exterminated. God agrees. NEET shall inherit the earth.

>>33468980
try to be efficient with the money you spend. cup noodles and dry noodles are notorious for being cheap so learn how to prepare them well with more than just the powder packets

>>33468881
Finished my community college degree, and good luck finding work now. So its back to the NEET life for me.
Don't go to college. I still have nightmares about unfinished term papers.

>>33468980
my preference is big and efficient meals that can be packed up and microwaved later, and/or meals that use very few dishes. curry and pasta are personal favorites, and you can always throw some meat and veggies on a tray and bake it all together. knife, cutting board, and tray/pot are your only cookware dishes.

Is taking daily baths/showers part of the NEET philosophy?

>>33470982
It reduces misery.

Does having to work about 8 hours a week count as a NEET? I don't want to give up on my privileges to call myself one.
That's still like 91 hours of free time!

>>33474994
are you employed?

>>33475398
I guess so. I remember filling out something.
It's too hard to be a NEET for me then... Sorry for asking.

>>33468881
After getting fucked in the ass by the authorities for the third consecutive time, here I am. Without hope, without motivation, without any will to carry on whatsoever. A few more months, and finally Gensokyo Will they allow a non-Lunarian to settle down near Eientei? I don't want to stay anywhere close to the human village.

>>33468881
There's no fucking jobs here, not even minimum wage jobs will throw me a bone. I'd had enough of playing society's games. I just want to build a resume but I can't even do that. Fuck...

>>33474994
NEET means Not in Education, Emlpoyed, or in Training, so being wagie doesn't count, but there's no reason to gatekeep.

>>33478361
I know what it means but I feel like it's impossible to be a NEET for me and take it easy at the same time.
It's funny that being a 'wagie' like me is a lot more relaxing because anyone and everyone stopped bothering me and I gave up completely on life.

>>33477254

>build resume
>is all content from highschool and early college
>oh i see you can play the trumpet, tell me, how can that help with accounting, customer support
>job is minimum wage
>still rejected

i'm on my way to the autism bucks office once rona is over

>>33478437
i see what you mean, i posted in another thread that taking it easy as a NEET just means having a schedule and keeping your mind occupied, and for a lot of people that means doing stuff on their own and not working a job. I think you've found a sustainable medium in that case. If you find that your home life is unfulfilling, then that's a separate topic, but I wouldn't recommend feeling completely useless because you're at least working, right? Save up some money, do kind things for yourself once in a while like eating out or going on a day trip somewhere close.

>>33478563
That's a nice story but who who are you quoting, exactly?

>>33478604
I feel completely useless and take life for a waste of time as a whole. There is nothing for me here I just want people to leave me alone so since I'm still living with my parents that 'job' is keeping them off my back.
I'd feel WAY better though if I would just have nothing and could sit at home all day. There is no need to keep your mind occupied because you just do whatever you feel like if you got a PC. I know exactly I can just game away one day in a flash and when I don't feel like it anymore I just go to sleep and more motivation comes as I wake up. If not.... well just wait for tomorrow.

>>33477254
People think its a meme but I think it's not awful advice for people in your situation. Learn to code. One of the reasons I appreciate 2hu so much is because ZUN literally made it all himself. It's not a ground-breaking game, but its original and it's entertaining. If you're just a little inspired by him or any other works, remember that they were just normal folk before they got their start. You can make programs that are simple and still garner attention, it just takes time and your own willpower.

>>33478667
If your intention was to give NEETs something to improve themselves, alright. But if you insist to learn coding to get a job, please don't. Self-taught bedroom coders getting hired is a myth, one would never get past HR without at least a BSc and 5 years of experience.

I was actually thinking of helping or entertaining some NEETs few years back. It kind of completely backfired on me and I feel way worse about doing it and not sure I find any comfort in them telling me it helped them a lot to fight the boredom and stuff.
I played games almost daily and talked for a year with one of them but he was kind of unstable after a while constantly telling me that I'm a complete asshole for not being able to respond immediately like I did back then and that I stopped being cheerful. He made me a heavy drinker in a way until I just said to let it all go to hell and dropped him while feeling completely miserable about what I had done.
Back then I was stupid and always insisted on hinting at wanting to see some private pictures of them for no reason or their location and such. But when I got the pictures I just got those complains about stopping caring. It's really strange how breaking a wall down can make one so indifferent about a person but I still feel guilt deep inside even today.
While I was talking to them jealousy always the worst thing. I couldn't talk to more than one at a time since they always started to badmouth one another or just try to make me jealous as well by talking to some different people. Another one started to send me dickpics after a while because of all my greed to try and learn to know them better.
With one last of them I still keep contact but I'm growing tired of it but I just bet I will miss it tenfold after it's over so I can't bring myself to cut off people anymore. At least until I have someone else to talk to but it seems I did forget how to learn to know people.
All I did is cause damage not only to me but to them too. I do thank all of them because I can talk a little better on the internet now.
Though I still feel a terrible urge to bond with another person. Like talk the whole day and just exchange silly stuff until I'm bored.
I really feel like a bad person now.
Though after all that in those 3 years I feel like NEETs are truly fascinating. I love you.

>>33468980
Whatever you want as long as you're getting enough protein per day. Be a fit NEET not a fat NEET.

One of my biggest fears in life is my fucking graphics card dying because there's no way I can replace it right now.

>>33479472

>entertaining some NEETs

that's called alcohol and maybe a kotetsu

>>33479472
Fascinating. What's your opinion on this sage?

>>33480019
Never finished her game. Other sages are way better.

>>33480157
そっか

>>33480227
I'm sorry. I'll get right to it actually, I've been thirsting for some touhou for a while.

>>33480157
The others are better.
>>33480019
Okina has the worst posters.

no neet bf to teach me to 1cc

>>33480579
It's a good starting point if you're coming back from a break, it's very easy to clear if you use your releases.

>>33479472
I'm neet 10 years please be my friend

>>33468881
I'm in a weird neet flux. I was a neet shut-in for 12 years after high school, but my dad got me a job working with him when I turned 30 and was going to get kicked off his health insurance. Now I have money but I still don't socialize or spend it on anything other than video games and commissioned porn. Then corona happened and I'm "working from home" but not actually going anything and still getting paid. I don't feel good about my life.

I WANT TO BE NEET AAAAAAAAAA

Purupuru Pururin

>>33480639
It's not very much a break. I've been playing for 2 days in a row consistently now and almost did my lunatic 1cc. I also got really good and comfortable with my controls and finally learned to use a stick on my controller so that I can perform better than with the d-pad before.
I will still do it on normal so I will 100% see the final boss on my first playthrough.
>>33480702
I was actually thinking I'd receive completely hateful responses to that so I drank to be able to post it. I'm glad some NEETs consider it to be nice.
But the things I did was basically just playing singleplayer games together or just some action games in co-op and stuff. Or even watching anime together...
Sorry but it is kind of hard to know how to approach people on such a broad website and all. I just have no idea what to do even if I'd like to be friends with any and every NEET.

>>33468980
oatmeal, cottage cheese, canned pumpkin puree, dark chocolate nibbs. and do push ups. try to do one more each day.

>>33480780
What is it that you're supposed to be doing?

>>33480858
I can understand feeling the need to drink, I hope that feeling goes away for you. I don't really talk to people outside of here, so I guess I know what you mean.

>>33480780
I don't think most people are doing much of anything while working from home. Most employment is nothing more than busywork in the end.

>>33480847
>Pururin
died 5 years ago.
it's still here though so that's a surprise. i forgot it existed for a while.

>>33480702
I would also like a friend.

C-Can I post here...? I'm neet too!

>>33481213
Prove it. Post a pic of your room.

>>33479162
Oh yeah not at all, I'm just recommending creating a product that someone can sell on the internet, like artwork or something similar. Corpo life is trash life

>>33481956
maybe not even sell, as making something has experience in itself that can just further progress the process.

>>33481632

>>33474994
May I ask what you are doing? 8 hours a week sounds like a nice side job, especially if it pays at least the food.

>>33482083
I live with my parents, they pay everything for me. They just told me to go there and get the job. It's some dumb labor where you just staple crates and work in a warehouse. Some people say it's a hard job but I dunno, I just do it while I listen to toho music for my shifts and barely even talk to anyone. The pay is terrible as I'm told but I didn't even touch the money since I started working some half a year ago.
All in all it's kind of relaxing. Makes me move occasionally and search for music circles to not get bored.

>>33482006
Looks comfy.

Went back to living with my parents and restarted education.
Its fucking killing me. I missed 8 years because jail and asylum (getting released after those fuckheads realized they got the wrong guy), catching up trying to sustain myself is ruining me.
My life is slowly getting better but i feel like i won't ever be able to return to being a NEET no matter how much i want to. I really miss waking up at 3 PM and just playing videogames.

>>33482640
Rip dude.
I can't relate, but sometimes it makes me wonder why you can't sue them for the time lost.
You get one shot at life, you can't just take years from someone and say "Oops! Sorry! You were innocent all along!"
See Shawshank Redemption. It's a good movie. Don't let things beat you down.

>>33470550
>with more than just the powder packets
Should probably also try to avoid the powder packets since they usually have a shit ton of sodium. Even if you're NEET, health is important.

>>33482640
What were you arrested for?

>>33482640
Stay strong, brother.

>>33480858
I'm a gross perv fat bastard NEET, so maybe it's best, but I wish you luck in your endevors.

>>33482640
Alright, storytime now.

>>33482640

i feel you anon just did four years in the state for someone else's charges. all i really missed was NEET luxuries, watching weebshit, sadpanda, glorious autism bux. lots of good stories to tell myself at night though. 'ah remember when the white supremists and the crips argued over who could use the shower that day good times.

i've been out almost ten months now, trying to get back on my prescription meds (adderall) and working on autism bux.

i'm glad this place hasn't changed much in the past decade

How the fuck we have /jp/sies doing time. You guys took those Eazy E memes too far.

>>33485184

I'm going to spend my stimulus cheque on bottles of Costco French vodka and I'm going to drink them all in a day. Are you going to do similar?

>>33482640
>>33484959
How the fuck are there two wrongful convictions in here? Whoever stole that time from your life deserves more than a lawsuit. They deserve imprisonment and/or torture. This shit is unforgivable.

>>33485184
Half of the people here would have already killed one another if a screen didn't separate them

>>33485470
I may get Onaholes and panties and pussy-scented spray to pretend i'm sniffing my OC's pantsu like a gross prick.

>>33485667

waking up to local pd with four+ firearms (M14s from what i'm told) aimed and loaded & threats to shoot was pretty traumatic at first. the man was ironically named in the first sentence of my police report, and is now happily married. however he has done time in the feds for forgery, and narcotics. i reached out to him to talk over drinks (almost expecting an apology and to laugh about it) and got no response. he was some adopted bastard child of some famous golfer and had a lot of money to basically buy his way along in the world. such is life being a degenerate though. i am glad i have a lawyer now who has saved me from multiple police harassment issues, and saved me from a handful of miscellaneous charges they tried to add on when i was released (totaling another four years)

tl;dr it was basically like welcome to the NHK if he got swatted half way through and vanned

this thread

I am so lonely and sad. I don't eat most days. I am just a pile of bones on a mattress on the floor. But, I don't deserve any reprieve. I deserve this. I deserve worse.

I try to be drunk as often as I can be. I'm a piece of shit, and that's all I am.

>>33485807
Tell us more. You could write a book about this. I need to know. How does a random person just end up in prison? Why does no one know about this? How did you get out? What was it like being inside? Did you ever get in touch with this guy? Did you get compensation? Tell us everything. Also why are you on /jp/?

>>33480603
gay.

>>33479472
There are some insecure people out there who only feel comfortable hanging out with people whom they consider more pathetic than them.
Not that that has anything to do with you, of course. It's kind of sick, isn't it?

>>33467375
28 and neet for almost 12 years. feels good to hurt the system i mean they hate me anyway (i’m white)

>>33479654
you don’t have to have muscles to be a good person anon even if your narcissistic brain say so. we are not in the stoneage anymore we have a we’ll developed brain, being "fit" is basically a psyops to push their individualism meme

>>33488359
I remember being called Misaki some months ago and then proceeded to reading NHK again because I only watched the anime before and was completely embarrassed at what I did...
Though I do pity Misaki a lot. She has a hard life.

>>33481632

>>33485667
wrongful convictions are not rare, sadly. and the ones behind them never get punished.
>>33485807
good to see that you've got a lawyer to protect yourself from them. i hope that you can take it easy again.
>>33484958
>>33484007
i wont go into much detail to not doxx myself, but i can give a vague summary:
>(((people))) hate my mother
>father gets slapped with charges of murder, drug trafficking and organized criminal activity
>all false, he drags himself out
>they go after me
>say that i am being abused
>i testify and say its not true
>backstabbing ex-family member testifies against it because she was jealous of my mother
>they forcefully put me under heavy tranquilizers
>spend a year oblivious to the world
>my mother tries to fight against them, they put me in the box
>get beaten by the wardens every day
>"psychiatrist" transfers me to the asylum because of my deteriorating physical and mental health (gee i fucking wonder why)
>2 years pass
>being put on drugs all day
>fed nothing but bread and salad
>get shanked by a psycho
>connect with a good doctor
>he sees that im here for no reason
>tells me to stay off my meds and hide them
>i regain consciousness
>start reading a lot
>start studying by myself
>doctor contacts my mother
>they spend years in court but finally manage to get me out
>be suddenly released without as much as a stain on my record
I did literally nothing and yet a third of my life has been spent staring at a wall.
The damage has already been done, i went in a normal person and came out a broken freak.

i have a few fond memories though, like when i ripped a fire extinguisher off the wall and beat a shit warden up almost got shot but was worth it, or getting a sunflower seed and growing a flower in my room which is why yuuka is my favorite.

>>33493185
And finally, self-righteous, silver spoon-fed asshats look down on you for being a NEET. *sends virtual hug*

>>33493185
If there is one positive thing about time skips like yours it's probably that once you're out there will be a flood of new touhou music out there. I hope it can cheer you up.

How does a neet function? What do you do in your daily life? Whose money do you use to stay alive? Have a nice thursday bros

>>33494093
The same way as any other unemployed/no college educated person
Why do people treat NEETs like fascinating creatures? It's just another name for unemployed and not in school, but I always see anons asking retarded questions

>>33493185
you should sue them
what country do you live in?

>>33494561
>sueing the government

>>33496003
You can sue government services

First of all, I make an on-topic post. I listen to NEET music, that is: anime soundtracks, classical music, folk music, metal, and self-published original songs. Things that have soul and are not corrupted by the ***.

>>33469837
Normalfags are slaves. They live to work only. When they are a majority and given the right to vote, of course, they create a slave society which the NEET noble finds abhorrent.

The extermination of normalfags is a noble ideal but it's not sufficient. The entire universe is the problem and we shouldn't be born here at all.

Now, let's discuss today's problem, which is the intolerable proliferation of normalfag threads, including wpop etc. Well all have been complacent, but we must actively exterminate this infection.

>>33496253
>we shouldn't be born here at all
Agreed.
>actively exterminate this infection
You have to take it easy.

>>33496375
>You have to take it easy
I... I thought I was posting on /mu/. The wpop thread is a thread there. Too many tabs open.

Even normalfags agree that NEET is the best lifestyle. That's why they spend so much time working to save up for retirement.
The next time I go NEET it will be my own money saved up and I won't have to worry about it running out or getting cut off. Then, and only then, I will be able to take it easy.

>>33498099
But isn't uncertainty one of the key elements that makes a true NEET?

there's a bug crawling on my screen again

>>33499265
seems like i can influence it somewhat by scaring it with my mouse or by highlighting the text

>>33499265
Leave him alone. He either just wants to be left alone or die in peace.
At least you can make him see the jay while he's suffering.

I have seen a post on a german board that commented the following about NEETs, that they are like the impoverished gentry of the past: They don't have a lot of money, but a lot of spare freetime. This made me ponder.
There was no internet that gave them instant social gratification, no 2D girls to up their morale. Gensokyo wasn't sealed away from the rest of the world yet.
How did the NEETs of the preindustrial, pre-otaku culture era live? In what ways were their lives similar to ours?

>>33499381
I'm sure they were just plain homeless or just wrote books or fairy tails while sitting in their old man's home.

>>33499381

someone post the walls of pompeii

>>33499381
They simply didn't exist. NEETs are a byproduct of the modern (started in the late 70s) competitive and conformist society that has ultimately failed.

NEETs are the greatest things society has produced

>>33499624
Oh no, there were always people just sitting and chilling out their whole lives.
I'm just wondering how they did it in the past.

>>33499709
I don't know, if I could choose, I would rather have a goal in life, a chance to have my own home, and generally just enjoy life itself rather than living day by day. I get it, some of us have it worse than the other. I'm somewhere in the middle of the spectrum, but still I'm tired of waiting for the end to come.

>>33499738
But they were not NEETs. Look up 'bohemian lifestyle', for example. They didn't do it out of desperation, or having nothing in sight. It was their choice.

>>33499800
>It was their choice.
so what? most NEETs on /jp/ are NEETs of choice as well.

>>33499810
Looking through this thread, doesn't look like it. And we don't generalize here. Are you an impostor or what?

>>33499381
They probably sought to cultivate multiple arts like painting, calligraphy, poetry, etc. As literati (amateur) artists, but not professional because that would require them to take the equivalent of a job.

plans for tommorow? I might go out for a walk, it's been getting warmer

How do you guys budget for food?
>>33500184
I'm waiting for the snow to melt before I venture for walks. I just got into Pokémon Go and I want to walk to the Pokestops and Gyms near me, but I'm a agoraphobic hikikomori so I'll have to wait until it's dark out. I'm also embarrassed to be playing Pokémon Go, so I'm going to bring my dog with me so if by chance someone is there they don't think I'm a weird pedophile.

>>33500226
It's already melted here, been getting to some pretty comfortable temperatures too, great for going out with just a hoodie or even a short sleeve shirt. I'm not really into pokemon go, I prefer nature eprsonally. I found a nice little forest-y area next to a lake, with overgrown ruins. Leaves aren't back yet but when they are there the place is stunning. Aside from some fishermen it's usually pretty deserted.

>>33500308
*personally

>>33499381

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes

>>33501308
Yea, Diogenes was definitely a /jp/sie.
But are there more /jp/sies in history?
In medieval Europe, in medieval Japan mayhaps?

I haven't had an actual friend in years and the only human communication I get is through here. I used to have a lot of old friends who I played netoge and stuff with, but most of them have moved on and the few that I stayed in contact with just sort of stopped caring about talking or got lives, a few of them even got girlfriends or are talking about getting married.

I used to not really care and thought I didn't need anybody, but the last guy I talked on and off with finally dropped off the planet for good. It's honestly a bit lonely, not having anybody to share stuff with or play video games together. But I feel too disconnected from most people on the internet now to make new friends either and I can't do stuff like sit around an IRC all day. I'm stuck in the past but can't really move on either. I guess this is how some old people feel.

>>33501868
What kind of netoge? I remember old threads here where people would play Cosmic Break together

anyone else here like being a weirdo neet with no interest in relationships? only interest in hobbies and stuff?
and maybe fapping with online friends

>>33502101
All kinds, mostly MMO's back in the early 2000s. WoW, Guild Wars, Perfect World, EVE, Mab. Even more niche stuff like Sherwood Dungeon and that Pirates of the Caribbean one. I never played Cosmic Break but I remember those threads too, I think I remember the different boards occasionally organizing matches against each other in it too.

Feels like a different time, it was a lot easier for me to get along with people back then. Maybe because chat stuff was almost always strictly confined to the game. Nowadays you're always hounded to join Discord or some other outside IRC that's up 24/7, and if you don't show up to that stuff you're "out of the loop" and not really treated the same as the other guys.

Some guy that I probably didn't speak with for 4 years suddenly send me some message with "how are you". I haven't had the slightest idea how to respond so I just wrote that I'm sorry for not answering right away because I pretty much don't use my phone anymore and that I would tell him some stories if he would like since he asked but since then he hasn't replied because I figured yesterday he went to sleep. It was like 3am when I noticed and now he still didn't send me anything for the whole day.
It's strange because he was some weird kinda online only 'friendship' I had because of some game and because of some people I was forced to meet him irl.
I just don't know what to do.

>>33502163
I would really love to just do some hobby oriented stuff with a person but sadly knowing myself I'd probably start drinking and asking dumb questions and then just destroy the whole thing.
It's a curse... why am I like this...

>>33502423
I'm sorry you feel this way.

>>33502443
I don't understand. Sorry for me being retarded or sorry for me loving to have someone to only talk specific things but not being able to?
I hope I didn't say the same thing just now but I think not.

>>33479472
>jealousy always the worst thing. I couldn't talk to more than one at a time since they always started to badmouth one another or just try to make me jealous as well by talking to some different people.
Were they your real friends or something? That's unusual for online groups.

>>33502459
things like that happen, shit's weird, but don't ask things you don't care about if you're the drinking neet lewder

>>33502468
That wasn't really an online group thing and neither did I know any of them before. I met them in some game I played here and started talking to one of them privately one at a time just to have someone to talk to.

>>33502592
If I showed you lewd pics would you lose interest too?
Why ask if not really interested?

>>33502644
It wasn't really about the pictures. I was just interested how far anyone would go for me and what people could just do for some stranger.
I don't think saying I wasn't interested in them at all. They just felt like a piece of regret to me afterwards. Like I had delved deeper where I shouldn't have and now have some kind of weird responsibilities. I'm not really that good at being human, no idea what was really bugging me so much about it.
But no I wouldn't lose interest in a person just because of a picture or few. It was their attitude towards me after that which forced me to just go away since I couldn't handle it anymore.
I'm very sorry for the weird topic.

>>33502723
Sorry I asked, it was the way it was worded that felt a little different than how you described it, I feel like I've been on that other side, I'm sorry, I'll shut up.

>>33502750
It does feel like giving trust is a really hard thing but I do wish myself that someone would do for me what I did to them.
I do still wonder what other people's motivation for doing what I did is. Hope nothing vile because not one of my intentions I had was ever meant to hurt someone. It's just that trying to hold someone close can go very wrong with a few misplaced words that you just to constantly look at to no mistake anything. It's very unnerving and tiring.
I'll just shut up myself, enough said from my side.

>>33502592
I thought that story was familiar. Not the dick pic guy, but I might actually know you. On the rare chance it's who I'm thinking of, hope you've been alright. Don't beat yourself up too much up over it either way, nothing always goes perfectly. Especially in regards to people.

>>33502830
I just felt like getting it off my chest somehow one day.

>>33502791
i wish you luck Anon, I hope you find what you're looking for, whether it's friendship or simply trust, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable.

>>33502848
Take care anon.

Purupurupurupurupurupurupurupurupuru Pururin Rin

>>33470550
Ramen is not a good value

>>33503244
Rin rin purupururin rinrin purupuru puruuruu

>>33501868
What games do you play?

neetblob here

>>33503651
Recently? Mostly just single-player JRPGs and fighting games. The only multiplayer game I've played recently was ARMA, but couldn't really find any groups to play with. I even bought it and some DLC for a guy I knew hoping we could play together, but he only played a few hours by himself and never touched it again.

>>33503793
neetblob? Does that mean you are fat?

>>33503875
yeah

>>33503882
lose the weight, anon. I used to be a neetblob too but I dropped over 100lbs to become just a regular neet. My biggest regret is not losing it sooner. You have nothing but time, friend.

paste flippin norm

>>33490465
I don't know what the fuck you're babbling on about but eating right and lifting weights makes me feel good. You can be a bitch if you want to though.

>>33490465
t.

>>33504121
How do you afford heavy protein products if you're NEET?

>>33504304
oatmeal, jerky, chicken, and cottage cheese isn't that expensive if you buy in bulk.

>>33504330
It is when you've got no income. Are you getting NEETbucks? The main reason I stopped lifting was because I couldn't afford protein powder and I always felt like I wasn't getting any gains. That on top of constantly feeling physically exhausted.

>>33504304
By prowling the streets at nights scrounging up quarters to spend on mass gainer.

>>33504347
Don't overexert yourself, if you're staying within your limits you'll stop feeling exhausted once your body grows accustomed to the movements. You also need to make sure youre getting enough protein, multiply your weight by .7 and that's how much protein you'll need everyday. Assuming you aren't overweight, if you are I'm not sure what the best diet would be for getting ripped.

>>33504583
I don't need advice, I've already grown past the "fit NEET" phase and realize its just a waste of time and money. I was just curious how this anon balances being NEET and constantly needing to buy food products. I suspect said anon is a normalfag LARPing as a NEET.

>>33504620
I'm that anon and I will tell you my secret. Listen closely because this advice will serve you well....... ask whoever you're living with to buy you whatever shit you need. Being fit isn't a phase it's a lifestlye, if you say otherwise you're a faggot. Get jacked.

>>33504696
Yeah ok, normalfag.

Good night Anons!

>>33504711
Oh okay bitchboy, what did you want to hear?

>>33504696
>>33504720
>Look guys i’m so manly i can’t even go and buy food on my own
Impressive tho

>>33504304
NO ONE here really needs hEaVy PrOtEiN anon even if CNN say so. most of these people working out like there sisters and think so highly of themselves because tHeY aRe BeTtEr PeOpLe NoW. they will never be "fit" and more realistic will end up anorexic because all the brainwashing will make them scared of food and they will even gaslight others about "good and bad" food, it’s creepy.

>>33469721
don't do this, you will feel like absolute shit after abusing your metabolism like this for any extended length of time. most NEETs reading this post will ignore this advice because they have zero self control, but a balanced diet and sleep schedule are vital to prevent NEET depression and brain fog from getting worse. just set an alarm for the same time every day no matter what and use some of your endless free time to learn how to cook decent food and you won't regret it if you stick with it

>>33504304
eggs
rice + beans
corn + beans + squash
quinoa
eggs
probably others if you spend 5 seconds to look it up

>>33506201
>normalfags eat fast food all the time
>normalfags get drunk every weekend
>NEETs are forced to live like buddhists
The Irony

>a balanced [...] sleep schedule
I can not sleep unless I am extremely tired.
I haven't had a 24 hour sleep cycle since I was 15.
I have tried so often to fix my sleep schedule, but to no avail.
Is there even a way out of it? Because I doubt it. Not being able to sleep properly is the main origin of misery for me.

>>33506356
Get a sleep study conducted. Might be something as simple as needing your head elevated or having a pillow between your legs.

>>33506356
the point is to regulate when you wake up, not when you fall asleep, you set an alarm so that even if you stay up until 4am you're tired as shit the next morning, force yourself to stay awake the entire day, and are able to sleep earlier the next night. it'll suck for about a week or maybe longer and you'll gradually get over it as your body starts to regulate itself. eating better, quitting any caffeine consumption, and daily exercise helps a lot too.

>>33506339
>taking basic care of yourself is considering living like a buddhist
you can abuse your body all you want as a NEET, but good luck keeping up the lifestyle for more than a year without wanting to kill yourself. the NEET life is much harder to maintain longterm than normalfag life, the limitless amount of leisure doesn't mean shit when youre effectively isolated from the rest of the world, using the internet as a hedonistic life support system to make yourself forget about the loneliness and boredom

>>33499381
they just replace the internet with other hobbies, ironically NEETs of the past were probably much healthier mentally than modern NEETs, without the internet you're forced to go outside or read books or develop hobbies and skills. my uncle was a NEET for the last 10 years of his life before killing himself and he basically spent all his time in his mother's house taking care of his dog and working on his car. pets in general were probably especially important for past NEETs in order to develop meaningful emotional bonds that they'd otherwise lack.

>>33506060
Epic greentext bro. Post physique.

im pasted

>>33507230
This isn't Twitter. Does your mother also pay for your podcast subscriptions?

I wish the crossboarders would just leave.

>>33509463
It's called reconnaissance, baka

>>33503845
ARMA is a great singleplayer game, you can achieve so much with the editor

bed frame broke
now I'll have to sleep like a jap

Purupuru Pururin Rin!

>>33508969
No picture as expected. Say your prayers and eat your veggies and maybe one day you can be like me.

>>33485857
Ayy we aint finna back down ta dem muhfuggin 5-0 nukkahs

>>33475565
Can you tell us your story?

>>33467375
I wish to be happy...

>>33516487
Start collecting women's panties.

>>33468980
Deenz

>>33488228
I'm a girl

>I'm a girl

>>33516434
As much as I can do without doxxing myself, here you go. Graduated from college (paramilitary stuff, no ordinary college), was in the top 3 of my class. Within my area/industry, this is not enough. To attain the final qualifications, I have to serve a certain amount of time in a certain position. Colleges would normally arrange this for their top students, and this was my case as well. Until a student from a rich family came along, and *somehow* took my place.

Finding a placement without governmental help is close to impossible. And now with the pandemic, totally impossible. I still managed to find a place, but guess what, turns out the authorities won't accept it as valid service due to certain bullshit reasons (mainly because this is a private company and has no ties to them).

In the meantime, time is running out, there's a deadline until my service must be complete. And no, they would not extend the deadline due to the virus. According to them, "it is not their problem" (like if it is mine).

>>33467375
how are vacations like in japan as a white human?
maybe i will go there in maybe 5 years when my japanese is better.
do people still look weird at us or is that just a rumor?

>>33516224
die phoneposter

>>33517660
Make me you worthless cunt.

>>33480582
>Okina has the worst posters
Now I understand.

Stop derailing this perfectly good thread with your anti-Okina agenda.

is okina a neet?

She hasn't left backdoorland in possibly decades. She's the queen of neets.

it's settled then

don't like this newhu

>>33518616
GET OUT

>>33518631
This sage predates Gensokyo she's among the oldesthus

>>33516649
These are nice, but not worth giving up a layer. I'll take jallies any day of the week.

>>33518631
take it easy

whats the point of having a phone when you are a neet

>>33518810
I always use it to read manga when I'm in bed and can't sleep. Other than that I got no idea. I charge it every 4 or 5 days probably.

>>33518810
I use it when I'm outside of my room, cooking and such. I mainly play music with youtube.

>>33518841
I think a tablet would be better for lurking on bed.
Or a laptop, but you wouldn't be able to move it sideways. Unless you have one of those fancy touchscreen laptops windows used to shill during the 8 era.

>>33518938
It sure would be better but do you think I have the luxury to waste money on one? The phone I got was more or less a present 6 years ago.

>>33474994
Technically if you are Employed you're not a NEET, but I work 15 hours a week at a very easy and low-stress job and I still live a lot like I did when I was a true NEET and consider myself kind of "NEET-adjacent"

>>33518938
th-thanks I guess

>>33493185
A-alright, got it, I'm not slacking off at Touhou today.

>>33518810

Two step verification

Browsing while in bed

>>33518969
I guess it means my powerlevel is higher!

>>33506872
>loneliness and boredom
i can’t talk for other NEETs but i’m not lonely. i was alone basically all my life, it’s everything i know anon. and even your essay about yOu NeEd To ThIs AnD tHaT tO bE a WoRtHy HuMaN is just tiresome because who are you to tell people about the "right" way, no we don’t want to join your cult get over it anon.

>>33518969
What job? I need somehting easy.

>>33480582
Remiliaposters are the worst, they’re all diaper fetishists and smellfags for some reason

>>33519909
The right way was figured out a long time ago. Your lifestyle is an aberration.

>>33499709
being worthless isn’t really great but participating in a world full of evil isn’t fun either

>>33500226
THIS is exactly why i got pokémon (let’s) go for my switch instead because in my area you can’t go outside without getting stabbed by fachkräfte

>>33518938
>Or a laptop, but you wouldn't be able to move it sideways.
Wrong. I used to tilt the whole thing sideways when I first started, but all computers have to option to rotate the screen the display settings it graphics card.
Lifting up a tablet or reaching out of the covers to touch the screen is annoying.

>>33520777
>all computers have to option to rotate the screen the display settings it graphics card
I know, but it's kind of weird using the keyboard sideways.

>>33520740
Being a NEET is not about being worthless. I imagine it as being not just different but true to one's own desires. To pursue feeling good without having to succumb to peer pressure.
Dividing the world into good and evil is also kind of stupid. Everything happens for a reason. It's just bad luck if something doesn't go your way.

>>33520867
Oh, there is evil.
Evil is just commiting bad acts for no reason.

>>33520895
It's more likely something like mental illness or malfunction of the brain. Other than that it all could happen for a reason. You can't call people evil just because they see the world different.
For normalfags you're evil because the things you do with not contributing to society is not as petty to them as you think.

>>33520867
Hedonism then?

>>33520774
>fachkräfte
skilled workers? Is this German slang for blacks?

>>33520999
refugees/foreigners, so yea, blacks too

>>33521031
Isn't racism, prejudice, and bigotry illegal in your country?

>>33521058
No one ever cares about that and most laugh it away.
Who is even supposed to prosecute you for that. It's such a silly reason.
Most don't say anything bad out of respect and indifference. I never seen someone outright saying stupid stuff and if then he'd just be just laughed at slightly and left alone.

>>33521143
Aren't old people regularly prosecuted for Shoahoax denial?

>>33518969
You're not a NEET you're a normalfag. FakeNEETs are the worst and these threads always attract so many of them.

Is it stupid to still believe in love? A small part of me hopes that one day, I'll find a hikikomori gf who's just as autistic as me and is willing to put up with my eccentricites. We could do pair programming and watch anime together. Even while living my ideal NEET life, I still feel the need for romance.
I dunno, dumb thoughts.

bump

>>33516786
sounds like a lot of excuses anon

Any hardcore NEETs who live alone and go months without any human interaction?

>>33516649
aww shit son them some deenz!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YHuuxGNg8

>>33523903
I feel the same way anon. Despite tangentally calling them normalfags I'm happy for the anons that manage to find somebody they love. I think it's nice to be able to share in mutual enjoyment of things and affection.

Though that's a rare ideal these days.

>>33524202
One of those self-righteous faggots who love to point their fingers (and make fun of) NEETs, because it's their fault, am I right?

>>33527847
Nah, i dont leave my house too often either. You just sound whiney and like someone who doesnt seem to have too much personal responsibility. A noble NEET chooses their way of life and doesnt blame others for causing their circumstance. Learn to adapt/move on. Youll only be suffering if you keep thinking that way.

2 years of neet here

>>33527937
>You just sound whiney and like someone who doesnt seem to have too much personal responsibility.
Conversely, you sound like someone who always knows better. Guess what, buddy: you don't know my job, you don't know which country I am from, you don't know the circumstances over here. You don't know half of the story, only the bare minimum I shared. Yet, you know it was for sure my fault.

>A noble NEET chooses their way of life and doesnt blame others for causing their circumstance.
Apologies for not appealing to your elitism.

>Learn to adapt
To what? To the fact that I'll have to hang myself once I hit dead end? That's what I'm doing every day, but easier said than done.

REMINDER- BEING A NEET IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR HAVING A PERSONALITY!

>>33529174
yes it is

is driving to the park to walk around alone normal? tired of being home all day

>>33535315
I wish I could go walk in the park with you.

>>33535315
stay inside

>>33535516
or what

>>33535315
>can afford to maintain a car
There's an impostor among us.

Am I a NEET if I work one day a week and have 0 disposable income?

You are not a NEET if you work. Period.

neet never work

>>33516649
>>33518701
Why on Earth would you wrap cans in an extra plastic wrapper? Do they taste good? I only eat canned tuna, and even that is made into sandwiches, but for some reason I feel the urge to try these.

do you want to have jobs? you could have one by next week if you go to a temp work agency. they set you up with some unskilled manual labor job almost immediately

>>33536229
why would i want to be a slave

>>33536285
you get money?

>>33536331
i have plenty

>>33536331
Death would be a better fate.

>>33536331
>unskilled manual labor
>money
Pick one.

>>33536229
How physically fit is the average neet? I don't think I would be up to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlXkj-RO-M

>>33536211
King Oscar is very good quality sardines. These brislings are small and have a very gentle flavor so they are a great starting point compared to larger sardine filets.

>>33521058
you are just not allowed to share your "wrongthinking" on social media but that’s about it.

>>33524392
hehe me. i leave my home only once every 3 weeks at night to get my rice from the "packstation".

>>33535962
It’s the redditor (you)

I wish at least only this thread would be not affected by all this crap.
Can't we just get along and not respond to bakas.

>>33538595
It won't get better for a while. New Touhou releases always bring a flood of crossboarders.
Just report and ignore the shitposters.

>>33493185
Doxx yourself faggot bet you wont.
this is such a larp.

>>33536037
No, only if you are employed.

>>33490465

>>33490465

I'm what you can call a ``working NEET''. I work from home for 20 hours or less and have no schedule. It's unsustainable for a "normal life" but I get extra gov. bux to pad out my income.

Seems cozy but I can't do much with my income. I live with my parents and pay them rent willingly because my parents are good people.

Who else here /nocturnal/? Haven't set foot in sunlight for almost 5 months now. feels cool, like I'm a humble cretaceous mammal hiding from the terrors of the waking world.

>>33537528
Made a trip to the supermarket today, but we don't have King Oscar here, only overpriced british industrial waste. No sardines for me.

>>33536229
no
>>33536331
and i lose time
i value time more than money, assuming i have enough to survive which i do
i dont even know what people spend all their money on and i cant imagine anything that would justify giving up 40 or more hours a week up

>28 years old kissless hugless virgin
>ugly as fucking sin woman aka someone that shouldn't even be allowed to exist according to most people
>never went outside of my house since high school graduation ten years ago
>also never bathed or washed myself since
>living in a shack, in a room filled with every kind of trash all around and just a pc and a bunch of old consoles
>not a single friend or acquaintance
>no future perspectives whatsoever, probably going to die as a bum when my aunt gets corona and dies

I dare any of you faggots to tell me you're worse fucking neets than me

>>33547487
at least take a fucking shower or bath and clean your room
a clean body and environment does wonders for your mental health, won't fix being a khv and a hikki but you need to take care of yourself physically man
i'd give a lecture about how that incel mentality does nobody good but that would be too long
>>33545762
i wonder if you still count as a neet if youre self employed? i remember some anime with that kind of premise

>>33547487
Women are the most disgusting NEETs out there no question.
Considering they're more disgusting than men by default.

>>33542756
do you know what larp even means you shitbrained retard

>>33550504

shits gross, men will stew in 711 bags and trash for years but women always have pets, bodily fluids everywhere, and a sincere hatred/wrath towards the patriarchy.

female neets are only good for art and smut

>>33535368
Wish I had a friend who would autistically walk with me in complete silence at 4am, I'm ok doing it my self but it would be fun doing it together...

>>33551992
if you dont talk whats so nice about walking with someone else? Asking as a sociopath.

>>33552080
I know I would be too shy to talk and it's not bad to enjoy the wind and leaves at night. Sit down in a park and occasionally say a thing or two when someone feels like it.

>>33547487
Ah, it sure is spring.

any ex NEETs here?I am a NEET now for 6 years and I ran out of all copes.Video games are mostly shit movies are shit and yeah it's getting shit in general only living on NEETbux even though working is shit too.

>>33521895
>tfw I have a part time job to have extra for hobbies and have a few platonic friends so hikiNEETs hate me, but at the same time I live at home at 30, never had a gf, and am KHHV so normalfags hate me
Can't win...

Who /jp/ here

>>33554147
didnt ask norm

>>33554147
who are you quoting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA_L8l7e2hM
my life story

>>33556231
God I wish that were me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdbwrcBFmnM

this thread is mostly so dang cozy because knowing that there are people "like me" out there is strange but also kinda amazing. we deserve happiness too

i'm home along again

how do you do it /jp/

>>33554147
die norm

How do you NEETs survive? Unironically neetbux?

>>33561597
Aunt's retirement money + retarded little sister's disability pension

>>33467375
next week its my NEET anniversary. trying to think of a good way to celebrate it

Anyone know where I can get some quality custom porn for my new VR headset? I have very specific tastes that must be catered to.

There is no dignity in long hair. It's retarded, clogs the shower, is annoying to sleep with, and can get you killed when some faggot normalnigger decides he wants to start shit with you. Buzzed head is simple, costs nothing, minimizing grooming effort, and maximizes combat prowess. Only retards, homosexuals, and women grow out their hair.
>Shaving your head is for slaves.
I'd rather look like a pre-modern slave than care about some retarded perceived nobility status by signalling to retards with my long hair.

>>33571144
I think you got the wrong thread, buddy

>>33571144
get a load of this serf

>>33571144
>retarded
that's your opinion and doesn't really mean anything
>clogs the shower
not if you have a hair catcher over the drain like any normal person
>annoying to sleep with
no it isn't
>can get you killed
if someone is trying to kill you, hair length won't make much difference. I don't go outside anyway.

>>33547487
lol'd

>>33571144
this post is on point! have had long hair many years but it’s not worth the hussle, sure it looks dang cool but you look so much more badass with jason statham looking shaved head plus you will teach people that hair isn’t part of your personality

Death to all wageslaves.

>>33547487
who are you quoting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQZ9XtI4ZIA
neet of the youkai mountain

who tru/fit/NEET here?

>>33578403
the thumbnail makes my ape brain think she has massive tits every time, even though I've seen this image countless times.

>>33578315
ur mom

>>33584815
Nah so who you quote?

>>33585821
ur mom

This thread certainly went by fast

>>33499381
>How did the NEETs of the preindustrial, pre-otaku culture era live?
Look at the philosophers. Not all of them were upperclassmen.

>>33547487
copypasta, and everyone replied to it.

>>33588508
Every word is copypasta

>>33588468
Because it had been shitposted to destruction? Too many /pol/tards and /adv/fags here lately.

i live with abusive parents...i love being a neet but they're making my life hell.. i hate this existence

>>33590394
relatable~

>>33468980
cornflakes in almost melted icecream

>>33588508
point me out where else you read this, you mongoloid

neet threads are compromised

>>33591614
sadly. i hate what this place has become

>>33591331
If you've been here long enough, you'd know that a small portion of the shit on this site gets recycled for endless LARPs like yours.

>>33591653
Truly.

why has there been such great threads on /jp/ lately? did some kind of reality shift occur? on we on the good wave again?

>>33493185
lol thats wild. and i thought my 2 months locked away in the ward was an insane unique experience

>>33597378
Maybe the old /jp/ janny has finally realised that killing a board is not something productive to spend your entire lifetime on.

Was a NEET until 24, dropped out from uni 3 times. Decided that I either suicide or change something. Learned programming from very shitty youtube tutorials. Got a job after 6 months, senior dev after 5 years. Earning shit tons of money on remote job but my lifestyle is almost exactly same when I was NEET - watch anime and play games all day, except I'm happy, live alone and buy whatever I want. I feel like I need to find at least 1 friend or change something but I'm too lazy.

>>33590394
If you are neet you are also an abuser, it's a codependence hell.

>>33592239
ok no proofs then you faggot
also it was me all the time you retard

>>33597378
no idea but i hope it continues

>>33600382
Flinging shit to defend a larp is still flinging shit to defend a larp.

>>33603294
>hurrr durr everything is a larp i'm the only one allowed to be a human case hurrrr

>>33603616
Who are you quoting?

>>33597527
There's no way it's that easy, what did you actually do