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You can have sex with her anonymous, but doing so will cause the extinction of the entire Musaceae family, including all cultivars of banana and plantain

What do you do?

>> No.3346771

I am allergic to bananas, so proceed.

>> No.3346772

[x]grab yukkuri and run

>> No.3346774

I don't really like Alice or Cirno.

>> No.3346786

>>3346774
But you like Sanae, because you're a faggot.

>> No.3346791

>>3346786
Sanae is the main heroine of the Touhou series. Of course I would like her.

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>>3346791

>> No.3346813

>I am allergic to bananas
Woah man, shit must suck

>> No.3346827

>>3346813
I've had them before and they seem all mushy and disgusting to me.

But I like plantain chips.

>> No.3346828

Sex with alice, naw at the detrimental effects of no bananas for the rest of my life for one cum and go into alice. Not worth it

>> No.3346832

Why did it have to be bananas?

You're fucked up, man. Fuck you.

>> No.3346838

This thread is not funny.

>> No.3346839

Wouldn't Shanghai break if I did so?

>> No.3346887

If I could have sex with her as many times as I want, then... maybe.

>> No.3346890

Eating a banana is like sucking a dick.

>> No.3346925

No, because then she'll become a non-virgin slut.

Yes, even if I'm the one who had sex with her.

>> No.3346932

>>3346925
so how are you ever going to have sex

>> No.3346934

Why are feet so sexy?

>> No.3346939

>>3346932
This is 2D, so I'd probably pick a MILF for sex instead. I want my young girls pure.

>> No.3346942

I would not have sex with one as fine and beautiful as Alice Margatroid.

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Pic related

>> No.3347064

Why bananas? Why can't it be pineapples or something.

>> No.3347075

I WOULD NOT FUCK HER BECAUSE I AM NOT A FAGGOT
AND BANANAS ARE AWESOME

>> No.3347086

>>3346973
Simple. Bring a chair, some popcorn and soda, enjoy the show.

>> No.3347090

>>3346973
Can you name all of those?

>> No.3347093

>>3346973

KILL CHINESE MAN

>> No.3347096

>>3347090

I never took Philosophy, but I know Achilles and the Tortoise.

>> No.3347109

>>3347096
Add Plato's cave and the Chinese wall.

>> No.3347214

>>3347096
The tortoise is more mathematical, really.

>> No.3347221

>>3347214

Zeno of Elea was still a philosopher.

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