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>>33390613
>are they children or adults?
There's no answer to that

>What is their accurate age physically?
~8

>>33390613
I can't recall if we ever got an explanation on how vampire age works, or if they were born or turned that way. Though, it's pretty odd that any creature, youkai or not, takes half a millenia to come close to leaving prepubesence.

Though considering youkai, maybe age changes comes with maturity.

>>33390613
>>33390865
Vampire's typically stop aging the moment they become Vampires in typical depictions. The fact that they look similar ages suggests that they were vampirized at different times, with Remilia becoming a vampire 5 years before Flandre or so.

>>33390752

Well they CANNOT be lewded at eight. Though they could be lewded at eighteen, but they are vamps; this is different than say, Cirno, who is a fairy. (I mean, fairies are small, so yeah) Vampires on the other hand, can be as tall as your average human. (Like Reimu for example)

>>33390962
What is your point

>>33391023

You can't lewd those under 18, it's just not right; it's illegal. Now I can let Cirno slide since she's a fairy, and fairies are always small in height, and she could be an adult.

Vampires like the Scarlet Sisters however...... nope, unless they were vampirized at 18, I cannot let this slide.

If you're under 18, you're a minor, but if you're at least 18, then you are an adult.

I know it's hard to understand, but it's true.

>>33391089
I thought you meant it was simply impossible to lewd them, but no. You're on the wrong board to be playing moralist.

>>33390946
That's silly. It would make more sense if Remila is just 5 years older and they were vamped at the same time.

>>33391491
They look the exact same age, an 5 years as a kid is a world of difference.

ZUN's depiction of Flandre and Remilia puts them physically around 12 years old imho

>>33390962
Yawn
That's the best I can do.

>>33390613
>What is their accurate age physically?
The only way to know this for sure would be to know the age that they became vampires.

>>33390962
I must fuck the remimi

>>33390962
>Well they CANNOT be lewded at eight.
disproven

>>33390613

They're not human so """age""" doesn't matter. I NEED that Vampire Pussy

>>33392041
So you wouldn't mind if they're hags?

>>33392157
He doesn't care.
They're vampire lolibabas

>>33392164
"Perfection"

>>33391089
>You can't lewd those under 18
I only lewd girls who look younger than 13.

Ah, my lady is so beautiful and majestic~

11 is prime.

>>33393769
So is 5.

Is Flan a Malkavian?

>>33390613
>What is their accurate age physically?
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Remilia_Scarlet
>She's short and looks as a little girl under the age of ten

>but are they children or adults?
ZUN typically has Remilia described as acting childish, starting with her original profile
>Although she has been alive for 500 years, her personality is that of a selfish child.

>>33390865
>I can't recall if we ever got an explanation on how vampire age works, or if they were born or turned that way.
Also in her profile was said:
>She is a light eater. In other words, she can drink only a little blood at a time and must leave the rest behind, so the humans off of whom she feeds become a bit anemic, but usually stay alive. Due to that fact, she always fails to increase the number of her kind.
Also in IN:
>Creatures of her kind forfeit their growth and maturity in exchange for eternal life. In other words, she can live forever because she never grows up.
It sort of implies that vampires tend to be lolis. Though this was during the era where ZUN was probably coming up with excuses to have all his characters be lolis forever.

Remi is physically and mentally a little girl, forever.

>>33396683
Looks like something out of Wacky Races

>>33397569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65D1p6Ys_IU

>>33396611
Imagine Touhou x Vampire Bloodlines crossover.

>>33390613
Their age is the age that makes her hotter

>>33398014
>The Other Flandre
They are both better than their sisters.
Is Flan-chan a slut too?

>>33390962
>they CANNOT be lewded at eight

>>33390613
>So....... they are 495 and 500 biologically, but are they children or adults?
They are erotic children.

Don't tell me you wouldn't lewd this.

>>33390613
Around 10

>>33400068
Flan-chan is the clever, mature Scarlet! Don't let your guard down around her, or next thing you'll know, your wallet's gone, you're in jail for the next 20 years and you're stripped down to your underpants in front of two very tall and dark men behind iron bars.

>>33409458
Stop pasting your fanfiction fantasies on the jay "please"

>>33419258
Anon, all people post on jaypee are their fanfic fantasies.

>>33420562
Yeah, but they usually aren't gay fanfics about being a prison bitch.

Too young looking for you, huh? Magic can help with that.

>>33427646
terrible! unforgivable! hag!

>>33427646
What is that thing and why is shs wearing Remilia's clothes?

>>33427646
Looking at hags make me feel like throwing up, please refrain from posting them.

>>33428055
>>33428160
>>33429550
Just for you

>>33429899
Good post. Fuck lolicons.

>>33438018
If you don't like loli Flan and Remi, you don't like Flan and Remi.
Also, if you dislike lolicons so much, don't go to Japanese 2hu communities.

>>33438185
If you don't appreciate grown up Flan and Remi, or can't stop lewding them no matter how they look, you're not a fan of Flan or Remi. /d/ and /b/ need to leave, it's not funny anymore.

>>33438423
>grown up Flan and Remi
Why do I need to appreciate hags cosplaying as the characters to be a fan of the characters?
>can't stop lewding them no matter how they look, you're not a fan of Flan or Remi.
Guess Japanese 2hu fans are all a bunch of posers, then.
Since you hate lolis, you might enjoy browsing reddit. I heard they ban lolicons on sight.

>>33427646
The Scarlet sisters are hags! Hags! Lolibabas are still babas!

>>33429899
>>33438018
>>33438423
>>33438688
Astroturfing hagfuckers

Cleanse your eyes here.

>>33444603
Remilia should be burning up in the sun

>>33444623

>>33444603
>>33445649
Ah... my heart is being healed.

>>33444603
>>33445649
Don't splash your sister Flan

>>33444623
>Remilia should be burning up in the sun
Ultimate Lifeform Remilia Scarlet is not hindered by such nuances.

Remi sexually harasses her sister.

>>33444603
Flat chests are so soothing. Caressing them would make all my worries go away.

>>33452835
I wish Remilia would sexually harass me.

Sisters dancing
https://twitter.com/yukino_itimatsu/status/1365719824794480641

>>33452835
That reminds me of the SDM portion of Super Boobhu RPG. One of the lines says something similar to what's happening in the image.

>>33452835
>YWN tickle Flandre until she cry

>>33467670
subhumans get out

Best way to hide from the sun.

>>33452835
Remilia sexually harasses everyone

>>33468421
She is the mistress, so she can do with her possessions whatever she wants.

Cute!

>>33393769
>>33393957
Anything divisible by 1 and itself is a prime number.
I don't know why I replied. This is bad.

>>33472745
What lovely sisters. I'd take them home!

>>33390962
those 2 will be 4’3” forever

>>33390962
>Well they CANNOT be lewded at eight. they're not even real beings so why care?

>>33486862
fuck i cant even greentext properly now i look like a fucking retard

>>33486869
it's okay, anon, we already know

I still want my dating sim where I can help Flan-chan come out of the basement

flan needs help

I must fuck the remimi

>>33488887
Pay me.

>>33488887
I'd open it and load its contents in my mouth and see her reaction

>>33497245
She'll make your guts explode and see your reaction.

>>33501945
I wish Flan would slice my abdomen open and laugh at me while I die.

>>33452835
Flan's had enough of that.

>>33505866
pls do not gore the Remi

>>33505866
Flan would not do this