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Trivia: Did you know that in Spanish, fox means slut and lizard means prostitute?

BEHOLD

WIFE

Fuck onis, till they’re sober

>>33428576
How would a harpy sleep with her mate? Her wings would get all messed up under a blanket.

Thinking of trying your hand at dance but don't really know how to improve? Consider Greenworms! Your very own hungry hungry worm can actually be considerably helpful in learning dance, despite what most people would assume. One of the most key components of dance are strong and flexible muscles, which allow one to maneuver their body with ease and grace. Your Greenworm is an excellent partner to build strength in said muscles, as the can cling to your back while you warm up and practice. Greenworms are not too heavy, but still carry some weight to them, so it's very similar to trying to work out with a backpack on. The difference being that a Greenworm has many more places to latch on compared to a backpack and is much less cumbersome, assuring that you don't get sore due to imbalanced weight distribution. They can also hold on to your shoulders while you do things like squats or sit on your back while doing pushups, which give you an extra bit of oomph to your calisthenics, while also meaning that you don't have to go out and buy some fancy weight sets or anything to get better at your hobby! If you think that the support stops at prepping, you're completely wrong, as many Greenworms are actually pretty fluid movers on their own when it comes to dancing! While some forms of dance, like ballroom, are difficult on account of their long abdomens, many more rhythmic dances are a cinch for Greenworms! The way they bob their heads and sway their bodies is too cute, you should really see it for yourself! I was interested in learning some dance recently, so me and my Greenworm tried it out together. I got up early every morning with her and did worked out with her, while she chewed on some spinach, with the soothing sound helping me to keep my balance as I stood on one leg. Afterwards, I tried learning some dance moves while my Greenworm cheered me on. Her happy voice when I managed to finally get it right made all the effort worth it for me, even more so than the feeling of satisfaction that I managed to actually do it. After a while, she even offered to show me a special Greenworm dance, which she says is sacred and only to be performed with someone really special. While she couldn't quite say what special meant, I understood that this dance must mean a lot to not only her, but Greenworms as a whole. I told her I wanted to see it, and she began performing it. It was unlike anything I'd seen before, the rhythmic bopping of her thin torso combined with the slow yet smooth swaying of her body was entrancing. I was so enraptured that I lost track of the dance, and she was talking to me. She told me that, once shown, it's customary to perform the dance together with the performer. So after a quick rundown, the two of us set out to do the dance of her species. It was a bit awkward at first, but soon that same hypnotic feeling came back, with the two of use next to one another gently swaying and bobbing back and forth. I was about to go out of it again before I heard a loud rumbling. Her belly was grumbling, it was time for lunch! I gave her a quick headpat before going to the kitchen to make us lunch, an eggplant tomato and zucchini salad with a special homemade sauce. It was a great day, being able to learn a new dance while getting better myself! Since that dance is so special, I probably won't be doing it again, but just being able to learn it made me happy to have spent that morning practicing my new hobby with my beloved Greenworm! I'm sure you too can spend many fun days like this as well!

Please remember to pet your local single sabbath member! You might not find your match, but you'll make a monsters day a little better!

>>33428611
That's what morning preening is for.

>>33428613
Aspara - 0
Greenworm -1

I want a dragon to "punish" me for trying to "steal from her hoard" Be in her general area by adding me to it

>Just passing through~

>>33428563
Who is this handsome gentleman?

>>33428678
>why every monstergirl should be princess carried by her husband
written by not a Rata

>>33428716
But I want to be princess carried by my monster wife.

>>33428716
>why every monstergirl should be princess carried by her husband
>written by not a Rata
Hmm?

>>33428707
Homer Simpson, sir

One of your bodacious beaux from Sector 7-G

>>33428777
Simpson, eh? Excellent.

Mr burns as a danuki when?

Late night repost since I posted it at the end of the thread, but I am digging this shoggoth I've found. Is this waifu-ism?

>>33428908
Puts a whole new spin on
>Hello Smithers, you are turning me on!

>>33428920
Poor girl is crying

>>33428920
Only if you're left craving more for a prolonged period of time

>>33428938
It's been hours and I want new art of her can't wait to see that WIP done.

Reminder that your face belongs between Gazer's butt cheeks.

>>33428931
She just looks a little slimey to me

>>33428969
But how will I read my X-Men like that?

There should of been more stories about the lava dragon

Tritonia are based. I don't even need to have sex with one, just falling asleep embracing their soft body sounds so nice. A comfy nap in a cozy seaside bungalow, the rhythmic sounds of the waves and her breathing, slowly passing out as you hug your squishy personal pillow. Also the feelers on their head are cute.

>Yo' anon., need a coffee?

>>33428969
I guess even with all those eyes, Gazer-chan has a hard time reading since I have "Wock property" tattooed across my forehead

How do I socialize a deep sea shoggoth in a way that she doesn’t drag me to the deepest darkest cave and drown me in tentacles and pleasure or introduce her to too much of contemporary culture turning her into a cheshire cat wannabe?

>>33429436
>shogs feel they may be outdated in the modern age
>research modern culture to better serve their masters
I see, they went on the internet

Guys help, my video games are flirting with me again... and by flirting I mean spawning a succubus to pin my character and fuck him, this isn't even a mamono dev game

Don't piss off the harpies, especially the wild ones. They hold a grudge and remember faces. You don't want to get airdropped with... well, brown, smelly, grotesque organic matter in retaliation

>>33429642
Maybe you shouldn't have pirated

>>33429343
I thought I was the office gopher

>>33429642
I'd bully the succuvirus by constantly pointing out that she's not even corporeal and she's free to use the webcam to watch as I fuck REAL monster girls in my room

thighs or mofus?

>>33429642
>that stomach
Succuvirus, easy on the junk data...

>>33429688
That's just Denuvo

>>33429343
i don't like coffee

>>33429760
SSHHH! she's tring to bond

>>33429680
Neither, nice and round pregnant fox belly is where it's at

>>33428568
Your trivia is incorrect.

>>33429772
TRYING!

>>33429854
better trivia
Racecar backwards is racecar and lasagne is just spagetti flavored cake.

>>33429675
>Bully the succuvirus by telling her about how she is nothing but data, and you are gonna go sleep with a real corporal monster
>The little collection of pixels just pouts and vanishes off the screen
>Set up your webcam to be pointing at your bed and everything, you'll set up a date tomorrow, probably shouldn't be too hard to convince a monster to sleep with you
>Go to bed satisfied with yet another bully and with thoughts of what kind of monster you would want for your night tomorrow
>Wake up to a strange weight on top of you, pinning you in bed
>A vaguely familiar looking succubus is on top of you, smirking, you're not surprised, stuff like this happens quite often in Monstergirl City, though you are impressed she managed to get in without tripping any alarms
>You try to move your arms, but find them tied up in some sort of neon rope
>A quick glance over shows the webcam is on and recording, Guess the succuvirus was getting the show earlier than anticipated
>Wait a second
>That's why she looked so familiar
>The succuvirus, now in corporeal form, is sporting a full blown grin now
>She leans down and whispers in your ear
>"Lets find out just how corporeal am I, why don't we? Also, I hope you don't mind but I have some of my sisters watching since you seem to be into having other girls watch you get fucked."
>You didn't get any more sleep that night

>>33429873
Wild....

>>33429873
And "Otto" is "Otto" backwards!

>>33429343
How about a tea instead?

>>33429649
Disgusting but humorous

>>33429976
>>33429649
they could just be dropping moldy fruit, that stuff goes brown and smells
I just cant unhear the phrase AGRESSIVLY SHITS

>>33429849
Wisdom.

>>33429991
Either way, I think I'm gonna keep them happy by offering my fries when they look at me expectingly for them. Better have them on my side rather than be neutral or enemies with them.

>>33430153
Lifehack: approach a black harpy hooker with fries in your hand. Her bird brain will take over, make her forget about her prices and she'll allow you to creampie her for 5 fries.

If MGE amazons tried to make their own adaptation of Wonder Woman what would it look like?

>>33430226
>Asks for ketchup
>Squirt it on your dick
>She sucks it off

Remember, it's not that she likes you because she thinks your cool.
It's that because she likes you, that makes you super cool

>>33430329
Hey little Imp, wanna watch Tekkon Kinkreet with me?

>>33430257
So she would have a magical whip that mindbreaks?
hot

>>33430257
Shrooms and stuff
people like shrooms right?
I wonder how she would see mushrooms in mario?

>>33430257
They'd go comics-accurate.

>>33430527
uuuurh.... context?

>>33430551
It's Wonder Woman, she was created by a bondage enthusiast who had a three-way relationship with his wife and and another woman, believed in female supremacy and gave H.P. Lovecraft a guidebook to help him bang his wife.
MGE Amazons would be compelled to learn much about ropes.

>>33430588
Unsure if based or not.

>>33430607
I say based, he made fetish art and sold it to kids for years.

>>33428613
What a cool worm!

>>33428613
>that blimp in the bg
I swear greenworm anon is after my heart. Really good work man! You're improving at a lightning pace.

>>33428613
Suspicious bush in the back

How do you think the more "wild" monster girls find their mates? Ushi-Oni, amazons, centuar, etc would have a hard time fitting in with human cities.

>>33430078
How did Chen get in there?

>>33430329
okay. so which of them is the actual pedo, KC or the translator?

>>33431315
Running the Japanese text through DeepL doesn't particularly resemble the English version, so I'm guessing the translator is the one who decided on the near UwU tier dialogue for the imp.

>>33431315
>Man who has explicitly drawn lolis getting railed by adult men
>Translator who took joy in giving the loli in previous man's game exaggerated child-speak
Both are pedos and because of that, both are based

Would you an arachne with a goofy cartoony spider face?

>>33428563
Is that an Amogus?

>>33431548
Is the spider-face Black Maria's pussy?

>>33428613
That pic reminds me of that scene at the end of Bug's Life. If a poor greenworm spaghetti'd her papping like that, what could you do to help her?

>>33430883
>just noticed that's a monster energy drink
I thought she was pouring his cum back on his face with an onahole.

>>33431636
Lots of exercise and dieting.

Sengoku Zipangu sounds crazy

>>33431660
A-anon...

I dreamed of an MGE game idea and want to share with You Anons:
>Human kingdom is struggling with corruption and infiltration from a neighbouring Dark Elf realm
>Male mage monastery got overrun so no one can protect the kingdom from the influence of Mamono magic
>King sends You - a guy with a knack for magic, but no formal training to the neutral female mage monastery on a no-man's land to seek help
>You arrive, there's 8 girls there, 2 archmages, 4 mages, 2 novices
>They are enthusiatic about helping You out but then You notice something is off
>One of them is a Mamono in disguise!
>Archmages say You're an outlander and need to find the impostor
>Umberto Eco's "Name of the rose" like adventure begins
>You try to be a detective and find out who the impostor is before it's too late
>To do that You interract with girls
>Each girl You both talk to advancing Your "relation" bar and training in magic
>Training in magic is doing timed minigames that advance Your spell proficiency levels
>Spells are utlity mostly (opening doors, magic light, blink, drain mana etc.) meant to help You further the plot by opening closed doors, lightning dark rooms, research tracks, disabling magic barriers etc.
>Doing them correctly also offers very very small ammount of relation point (so You can grind Your way out of softblock if You're shit at romances)
>Using new levels of spells talking with girls You seek the impostor
>Of course there's a lot of ecchi scenes like walking in on a bathing novice girl
>Talking Your way (or grinding but this is looong and only doable on easy) max relation level with a first girl unlocks sex scene and she becomes Your gf
>Doing this blocks sex relations with other girls, but doesn't stop You from achieving high or max relation bar
>This is important HITTING HIGH RELATION ENSURES YOU KNOW ABOUT GIRL'S WEAKNESS (they have various fetishes: backdoor play, feet, masochism and so on)
>Story advances to the point You find out who's the impostor
>You capture her and lead her to the congreation

>Turns out they are all succubi
>Would be dark mages, but a visual effect is needed and DMs are humanlike
>You get captured and harembanged
>Now the endings

>Bad ending
>If You didn't max at least X (diffrent on easy and normal) relation bars for girls
>Or if You didn't bother training Your spells
>Femdom ending
>You get thoroughly spitroasted (in my dream hero lost and got mindbroken by getting spat on and into his mouth by all girls)
>You become communal boytoy, mindbroken living dildo
>Mages use the mana You provide to further corrupt the kingdom
>Dark elves invade, turn women into Dark Elves, turn men into femdom slaves
>King becomes a chewtoy throne to a DE queen
>Excess men get sent to serve as a relieve men to Extremist Army (it's implied they got husbanded)
>You live out Your days as sub, mana dispenser manslut for 8 girls, as they use the mana to corrupt the rest of the kingdoms around

>Neutral
>You didn't get required ammount of realtion bars
>But You do have enough spell proficiency (4 at least)
>You get a series of 4 easy spell minigames - if You fail, You get bad ending
>One more condition but I'll talk about it later
>You manage to use Your spells to open Your chains, blind the girls, blink away, daze them
>You escape
>Tell the king what's going on
>He chases the succubi out
>Status quo successfull
>You wander out feeling sad, even though You've won
>Your chosen "mage" girl finds You (the one You reached 100% relation with first)
>You decide to run away with her
>Never heard from again

>Good ending
>Know enough weaknesses (3 or 6)
>Know enough spells well
>First You get 4 easy spell minigames just like with neutral ending
>Fail - bad ending
>Succeed - You get 4 more but those are difficult
>Fail - neutral ending
>Succeed - You realizs what needs to be done
>You use magic to drain mana of the girls (last minigame)
>Transform into super powerful, super handsome incubus
>Use spells to subdue and fuck each girl
>Know all their weaknesses so You mindbreaks all of them
>Get a harem, chosen girl becomes the main wife
>Refound the order
>MC uses his powers to medaite between human and Dark Elf Realm
>King marries the DE queen (it's revealed they had hots for each other since his hero days)
>They decide to have a switch relationship
>Dark Elves don't monsterize the women, or sell the excess men into slavery
>Instead they marry human men and have kinky but generally kind relationships
>Since there's an excess of men - other mamono immigrate and find husbands
>MC is now a respected master of magic who has a harem of devouted mage wives
>They train new adepts, help people find love and spread the idea of respectful coexistence among the kingdoms
>All the mana chad MC produces greatly helps Lilith cause to have incubi born from Mamono
>It's said that this new realm was the first one where full bloodied DEincubi were born thanks to MC's and his harem

>>33431839
As "order" I mean mage order, a localized congregation. Not tsundere Paladin Chief God loving larpers "Order".
Sorry for confusion.

>>33431839
This is anon is thinking of game ideas, and here I am, just wanting to huff bapho breath, slurp up bapho tongue, and fuck them into submission

>>33431315
KC likes lolis but the translation is nothing like KC intended and I hope patreons are letting him know.

>>33432502
Considering that the tanuki ones got scaled back quickly, but the imp still isn't to my best knowledge, I'd wager he knows and likes it.

>>33429642
>Succuvirus infecting my games with H
please no, it's skyrim modding all over again, the enjoyment of the game itself falls aside as I fall into an abyss of skimpy armour and endless coom.
Maybe a little bit...

>>33431660
How does that make sense?

>>33432806
Well, if he's an almost-alp it would make sense.

>>33432806
put the cum back in the man and the man can cum again, obviously.

>>33432860
I'm reporting you to the thread hakutaku

>>33432946
This is ancient knowledge anon, what do you think is the basis behind No Spill November? You need to reabsorb all those vital nutrients like zinc or you'll become unhealthy.

I need my monsters to be BEEG in so many ways.

>>33433039
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

>>33433039
BEEG bodyguard wife

>>33432843
Why is an almost-alp having sex with a woman to the point of exhaustion?

>>33433112
Because he's not gay enough to alp.

>>33433090
>Two smug frenemies facing off with their arms crossed while their enormous wives stand behind them, but so large their boobs are still able to touch above their heads while their wives also stand off.
I know the scenario is a little unrealistic, after all who can be mad at anything with a wife like that?

>>33426445
>I don't trust human girls turned monster girls. There's a chance they could've been a sloot before they monsterized and thus, not a virgin. I'll stick to monster girls that were born monster girls.
That's just mean, you know that by their nature monster girls only have eyes for (you).
Now that I think about it this situation is one of the only ways you could get a true slutty monster. A girl that's slutty only for (you), but in no way would actually cheat on you, as we know being a monster naturally forbids, is really hot.

>>33433039
We need to go BEEGER

>>33433181
I'd take an ex slut. The reason they're shit is because their proven propensity to be sluts and they fact that they burnt out their pair bonding on a billion cocks and depending on how schizo you want to go, have bits of DNA of other men floating around in them ready to infect their babies

Monstergirls make all that go away, all that's left is some potential jealous twinge knowing that every man in town rawdogged her while she was an inferior human. So there's some social and psychological issues there, but biologically they're as good as virgins.

>>33433181
But sluts are the hottest.

>>33429343
No thanks, Ice Queen HR already made me a cup of morning coffee with Baileys

>>33433181
Ex-sluts turned super faithful are amazing.

>>33433275
>Posts a gif that could well be of a pure virgin succubus on her honeymoon
Not a strong case

>>33433320
Does she count a virgin if she only gave other men killer paizuris?

>>33433181
>>33433254
>>33433275
>>33433315
Cucks

>>33433338
Just to clarify, I was taking that gif out of the context of the hentai, since all it really depicts is a succubus riding dick.

As for your question, I'd say so yeah. So long as there's no intercourse, you haven't lost your virginity.

>>33433380
*hits pipe*

>>33433384
So she won't count as a slut if she gives other men paizuri.

>>33433275
Exactly
>>33433254
It's not all bad. IRL the replies from women saying that a woman that slept around or a prostitute make her more experinced and have more personality is bullshit, but if she turned into a monster it could make it true. And since she became a monster girl, that jealous twinge truly is unfounded and just a misunderstanding to get over. Over time you'll grow to love and understand each other even more deeply, and that will just become an afterthought that she'll tease you about, knowing that you've gotten over it.

>>33433395
I am unable to read this without thinking of a long rant by a baphomet about why fucking your daughter is based

>>33433413
She's still a slut, she's just a virgin slut.

>>33433415
Given enough time all women take a thousand yards of cock. What separates men is if they've taken a thousand yards of your cock, or a thousand yards of another man's/mens' cocks

>>33433424
I'm unable to read it without imagining a hobbit girl shitposting about boys

>>33433209
I want to ruin muscular monster abs with lots of babies.

>>33433443
Not a virgin if I'm the only guy who can fuck her pussy while she gives other guys only paizuris.

>>33433181
>going for ex-human women turn monsters
Absolutely cursed, no redemption for enabling their fall.
>going for natural monsters
Points for having sympathy on their poor asses, but still utterly heretic.
>going for human women
The golden standard. For all steady, dignified men. Raise a good son or three while you're at it.
>going for ex-monsters reverted/purified into human women
The saint path. Teaching them of freedoms, weaknesses and other valued intricacies of human existence is a blessing on its own.

this went from sus but reasonable to straight up cuckoldry

good morning

>>33433542
Sorry bud, monstergirls are purely exclusive, and won't so much as look at another man after meeting you, but you might be able to indulge your fantasies over on the
>>>/trash/
ntr thread

>>33433555
The only cucks are the other guys since they'll only ever get paizuri while I'm the only one who'll ever get to penetrate her pussy and cum inside and impregnate her, and I can get paizuri any time as well.

>>33433610
As I said, you'll find more traction over at
>>>/trash/

>>33433610
This is explicitly forbidden by KC.
>>33433555
I apologize for bringing this upon the thread.

>>33433663
Okay, what's the next topic of discussion?

>>33433663
You're fine man, but now you have to post your favorite monstergirl.

>>33433610
go be a faggot somewhere else

>>33431548
Arachnes with back tattoos fighting topless!

>>33433693
Enormous titty _____

>>33433693
do wyvern have a fire breath or have a stinger?
do you think we'll get a behir girl?

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>have balls of steel
>no literal balls of steel
>shot balls
>get raided by every swat mg in the area
>pull pants to reveal balls of steel
>say "I got balls of steel" in duke nukem's voice

>>33433788
The lack of comma on "no literal balls of steel" made it look like anon was lying.

>>33433703
Raiju/Thunderbird bigamy
>>33433693
As I continue to read the Court Alf profiles, the settings there continue to amaze me in their beauty and wonder. Espceially the art of Al Mar, the tall white buildings rising out of the water is otherworldy. All of it is just really romantic, the bubble candy hearts in al mar, the plays of the art island, the serenity of the deep sea island, KC's done a wonderful job.
MGERPG too, I've only played a bit of it, but I think it's really worth all the time it's taking in the lack of profiles. It brings to life the setting we've only read about so far, and it's a vision of another kind of setting full of love, another kind of monster girl setting that's not about grimderp dryfishing. The music in it was really good too.

>>33433555
>sus

>>33430883
Thanks, something just cracked me up about a Wight putting a message like that on a blimp. Like she told her husband they were going to go on a romantic evening blimp ride, only to see a blank hull and get a wry smile on her face. It took a gaggle of zombies all night to paint that on there! That's why their evening blimp ride transitioned to a noon blimp ride!

New Touhou game is coming, how would an mge touhou game be like?

What if Green Worm...but did genius power move and got the underwater breathing perk so she could snack on all the underwater greenery instead? Would they cocoon underwater and evolve into something else?

>>33433764
yes

>>33433954
Cocooning underwater has made me think about Dragonfly girls being a thing.
Super apex predators.

>>33433954
Why not what do you have in mind

>>33428568
I know the bit about the fox only because of DmC's spanish dub.

>>33433209
What's her weakpoint?

>>33433972
I submit to the big titty kingdom.

>>33433954
you mean like caddisfly larva

>>33433936
Hopefully it would involve marrying into the Scarlet dynasty and impregnating the whole SDM

>Goth Manticore approaches You on the street
>Kabedons You
>Suddenly, her face gets very red
>"H-hi, heard You're looking for the one... I am me."
>Spagetthi falls out of her pockets
>She covers her face with her hands and runs away

>>33431636
Headpats and plenty of "It's alright you'll get it next time"

>>33434064
>blushing goth
Unacceptable.

>>33434010
>abs rubs
>love poems
>complex old fashioned compliments
and the biggest one:
getting princess carried

>that MGErpg werecat bullying

TOM

>>33434064
>comes back
>tries to kabedon again
>hit you in the face
>runs away crying again
>later you see her looking at you around the street corner
It's only a matter of time before she just tailpussies you out of frustration, how many fuck ups you got? I say she's only got 2 left max before slipping it down your pants.

>>33433936
Are there gonna be new Touhou monster girls again?

>>33434123
I'll defuse the situation by approaching her and calling her funny and adorable, followed by asking her if she wants to be my gf.
>>33434122
KC is a genious. I wonder how do other Beast Mamono call their men.
Minos and Hols calling their husbands "bulls"

>>33434098
>ab rubs
doable
>love poems
doable
>complex old fashioned compliments
give me an example
>princess carry
AdamDriver.gif

>>33433954
Becoming a mermaid, like that one barbie movie?

>>33433972
No such thing as too big, man.

>>33434183
Well she sure is going to be happy to hear that. Hope you don't mind being covered in black lipstick and smudged by her mascara that melted away from her spaghetti tears

>>33434183
>spoiler
That would be so fucking hot.

>>33434122
Why is she called Cheese?

>>33434314
That's why she's a virgin.

>>33433774
I do think it was a missed opportunity for KC to not detail the wyvern's abilities more. Right now all they have over dragons in terms of abilities is being faster and more agile. Assuming they lack a breath weapon, it would have been nice to give them a stinger tail to make up for it.

But hey, even if (and that's a big if) they can't breath fire they probably can learn fire magic or other attack spells.

>>33434427
All the mice must be making fun of her.

>>33434183
I like when beast MGs do things related to their base animal in general. Need a Large Mouse to smile at me and say "Uhm, cheesed to meet you?" before breaking into a cute laugh

>>33428563

>>33434183
>bulls
anon...

>>33434453
Cowgirl MGs are too cute, even when they aren't riding me

>>33434453
i see, the cow-girl has larger breasts!

>>33434199
You have to get STRONG, to princess carry Your BEEG wife
>>33434282
>Hope You don't mind getting exactly what You wanted
Now what would I?
>>33434451
Or Hellhound wife who presents her neck for You to bite.

>>33434475
found fact about cows irl,
they really like getting brushed.

>>33434165
I sure hope so.

>>33428563

Just how long will it be before this wight stops flirting and fantasizing and just up and takes this guy regardless of the vampire's protests?

>>33428613
>managed to avoid papping
he's too strong for his own good

>>33434064
>Grab her tail
>Hand dripping her poison, a couple of her spines broken skin
>"I'm the one who you heard me Hi."
>Put spaghetti back in her pocket

>>33434840
She needs guidance from lewder wights.
also I'm super invested in those comics, they were around long before I got any wight comms and still remain the cutest stuff in the gallery imo

>>33434925
The artist is gradually improving too, which is always nice to see.

>>33434925
His recent Hatter comic is awesome. Seriously charming girls

You're my friend
Guilty but you can tell me
Anything, let me hear
All of your sorry fears

Let the stars shine on your tears
There's nobody else here
You don't really expect me to believe
He just stepped from the verge into your headlights
He just stepped from the verge into your headlights

You know, most baphomets we see arguably have a thing for showing off their cute little stomachs. Is there something about loli stomachs that they know some humans love?

>>33434925
If a Wight looked at me like that I'd be scared shitless. Good thing my cute and intimidating Greenworm can put her hood up and scare her off!

>>33435042
kc just likes babyfat.

>>33433930
There is only ever two items in the undead budget.
Stuff the people need, and dumb shit my wife wants to spend money on.
>>33435067
Ahhhh, so scary! She might catch the cute!

>>33428563

>>33435085
Oh yeah KC draws great lolis.

>>33434997
Automaton but she's a transformer and turns into a bike for you to ride

>>33428563

>>33435295
I despise taurs of all breeds, but I have to say, horses are infinitely more aesthetic than cows.

>>33435320
Foxtaurs are the best, maximum fluff mode.

>>33435320
B-but front pussy.

>>33435377
would that be a giant fox body or a tiny woman body?

what would happen if I play hot for the teacher during Haku sensei's class?

>>33428611
don't need no blanket when you have two large wings keeping your arm

>>33435407
Play what?

>>33435406
Big fox body

>>33435423
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0&ab_channel=VHTelevision

>>33435423
Maybe "hot" is a song or game.

>>33435405
If you're in it for the front pussy you might as well just have a bipedal horse/cow girl and get an ass you can grope while you kiss her to boot.

Centaurs work so well because horse heads are fucking huge and it looks less like you've decapitated an animal and slammed a woman's torso into the neck hole, like >>33435445 does.

>>33435527
I'd like you to know that you've ruined centaurs for me.

>>33435527
>You wake up next to your centaur wife
>The blanket is pulled up to her neck
>There's red stuff everywhere
>You quickly pull off the sheets in horror
>She's fine, but she wakes up mad that you spilled your spaghetti everywhere

>>33435042
>Is there something about loli stomachs some humans love?

>>33434487
Something tells me that Hellhounds neck bite you.
Gotta let those other whores know you’re taken after all.

>>33435527
>>33435540
Here's a woman's torso slammed into a snake's neck without decapitating it first.

>>33428563

>>33435540
Horse heads are actually so large, and their necks so long and flexible that they can bite their own ass

>>33428563

>>33435761
Why do centaurs need someone else's help when brushing themselves, then?

>>33435673
I'm pretty weak but I would gain the strength necessary to pin that lizard down and french that navel if given the opportunity

Which is your lamia's preferred mode of locomotion?
https://userweb.ucs.louisiana.edu/~brm2286/locomotn.htm

>>33435809
You got bamboozled into giving a girl a good brushing.

MG for this feel?

>>33428563

>>33435860
Lamias take up so much space on the sidewalk and in halls, other people walk here y'know!

>>33435875
But that's already a monster girl.

>>33428563

Do you think Werecats and other cat mamano love getting their butts bongo'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtAGxKrj3Qs&ab_channel=d100965

POV - You are about to be wheelchair bound

>>33436112
>Be subway drummer anon
>Neil Peart of mg city
>Drumset is 6 lined up chesire portal asses
>Get mad hat money from catgirls
>That jinko subway security officer's been giving you funny chuffs lately
>Might have to switch stations soon

>>33436206
She can only disable me if she can catch me!

>>33436206
heh, not likely... I'm a dex build...

>>33436206
I play my shroom power card

>>33436206
You think if I ask nicely I'll just be bruised instead of broken?

>>33436206
I want a monster girl to nearly cripple with with sex and then take care of me and push me around a wheelchair just so I can recover faster.

>>33428563

What are some things you would expect out of monster girl wild west?

>Be Me living in Cat Kingdom
>Playing Umi Osho's Fury
>Throw one of the cats into the water
>haha video games
>Suddenly hear a knock at my door
>It's the police
>Get taken to re-education
>tfw you can't play the game again
I deserved it but I could at least kept the game... Anyone else have this problem lads?

>>33436448
That's not how any of this shit works. If anything your mental illness of wanting to be mutilated or crippled would be cured.
>When they have sex with a man, the energy serves to protect the man's body. No matter how roughly and how long they have sex, the man's body never enters an abnormal state worse than fatigue, and he can never die due to sex. It also ensures that the man won't be harmed by the monster's horns, scales, etc. If the man touches the tip of a pointed horn or scale, the demonic energy covering the horn or scale gently pushes him back with a feeling like the touch of soft skin.

>>>33425424
Cheesy 'Man gets stuck in webbing' porn plots would probably be popular among arachne. Even if the amateur actors who totally haven't been married for years was subpar

>>33436568
Look, I don't actually want to get hurt, I just really like the idea of a monster girl taking care of me when I'm hurt/sick.

>>33436568
Monster Musume's setting exists, he could do it there

>>33436568
The wheelchair post wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It's basically just
>This big girl is going to have sex with you forcefully and it is implied you want and are going to enjoy it

>>33436587
>young spider girls know all the cliches
>still vocally announce "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING" before pulling out a camera when someone falls in their trap
>some of them even pull out their phones and call their parents to tell them about it while the guy is stuck there

>>33436606
Certainly, and many would be the monster that wants to massage or soak away any mild soreness or fatigue that comes from overworking your lower body (as mentioned in the mamono realm hot springs article of World Guide 2). Terms like "nearly cripple" just bring to mind more extreme things.

>I can take a sip right?

>>33436566
Quickshots at dawn. Instead of the usual duel, two monster girls stand back to back and walk over to their husbands, on the count of three from an observer they then jerk off their husbands and the first one to make theirs cum wins.

>>33436716
Yeah, I guess that's one on me.
Though in the context of MGE, "nearly cripple" just meant you had some top tier sex with a big girl.

>>33436716
Not to mention there are actual people that will defend spacejin or talk about how great a Kumiho would be if they cut them open and ate their liver. It's hard to tell when someone hyperbolic or genuinely mentally ill.

>>33428613
I bet there is a Cupid frothing at the mouth about this

>>33436206
There would be no smug at all if you were wheelchair bound beforehand.
>>33436766
Speaking of Spacejin, didn't he get a chance to experience his fetish firsthand and tone it down afterwards?

>>33436766
>how great a Kumiho would be if they cut them open and ate their liver

>>33436606
MGE setting autists, man.

>>33436566
>>33436566
>Gunslingers
>Longhorn holsts
>Cowgirls who want to straddle you
>Rattlesnake lamia
>Big predatory eagle harpies and bigger lazy condor harpies
>Evil mayors who are just pent up CCs
>Dwarves, dragons, griffons, water and earth elementals, creeping coins, and mimics taking advantage of the newly discovered gold and oil reserves
>The occasional Mist Continent or Zipangu girl who got lost and can't quite speak the language
>Eldritch abominations lurking in the wild frontier and ruins that predate early mans entrance onto the continent and are very shy because of it
All of whom are taking advantage of the sudden waves of single men travelling through to make their fortunes

There actually was a pretty decent manga about a woman gunslinger traveling through a mix of Meiji Japan/US Wild West. Her entire motivation was finding a husband while handling issues like bandits attacking towns and oppressive rail barons. It was one of the closest things to a plot you would find in mge without actually being related to mge. Name was Renjou Desperado if anybodies interested. I dropped it because it updated slowly so I don't know how it's holding up now

>>33436606
>>33436674
MGE setting autists, man.

>>33436566
Good music.

https://youtu.be/xWtqc4ERo4A

>>33428672
I want to tie up a ryu and use a car polisher on her reverse scale.

>>33436966
I think some people just forget these threads aren't exclusively MGE
We talk mostly MGE so I don't blame them

>>33436956
Saloon MGs whistling at Anon.

>>33436566
Tumbleweed monster girls.

>>33436688
>Young arachne catches you in her trap
>Starts going on about all the things she's going to do to you
>You realize she's quoting cliches from different 'man in web RAW' adult films
>Start quoting the male cliches back at her
>"Ooohh noooo don't straddle me with your legs and nibble my neck I would HATE that"
>She goes red in the face then starts breathing heavily
Wonder how many spidergirls are aware that theres a low quality mp4 file of their parents conceiving them floating around on the web somewhere

>>33437184
oh god they're everywhere

>>33437118
>Southern belle dragon trying to buy your hand in marriage with gold and cattle
>Self-conscious about the fact that she's "new money" despite the fact that the only other person who cares is her vampire rival across town who's also new money
It's mens job to teach rich monsters that wealth isn't going to help them find love

>>33436566
big metal spiders

https://pastebin.com/Nm58bWt5
>Nevia Souvenir Room
>As you would expect, the “Souvenir Room” is last
>In a city with an aesthetic atmosphere like this, “Souvenir Room” sounds rather cute, doesn’t it

>Ara, is this something you don’t recognize? It’s called a “Nevian Mask”, like the one you were wearing earlier, and that Viscount Nevi used to hide his face.
>By the way, in Nevia, there is a festival held every year involving these masks called the “Nevian Carnival”, where men and women go around all day wearing masks and hiding their faces while spending time together.
>Curiously, even though their faces are hidden, people become more “open” and bold because their faces can’t be seen, and even reserved, late-blooming gentlemen who normally have no confidence in their own beauty often call out to us monsters, and during the carnival, many new couples are formed.
>And then, the lovers and couples that have spent the whole day unable to see each other’s masked faces remove their masks at the end of the day, showing their faces to their partners...
>Can you guess what happens to us monsters when we can’t see our lover’s or husband’s face for a whole day?
>One can only imagine how lewdly disheveled Lady Christine’s heart and body became after seeing the Viscount’s face for the first time in not just a day, but many years
>Incidentally, it seems the actual person these masks originate from is so embarrassed by the festival imitating him that he and his wife don’t come out of their bedroom for the whole day, so we don’t get to see their faces, even without masks, for the entire day

>Here, allow me to tell you a story involving these masks and the festival.
>This is a tale of an unscrupulous man who attempted to abuse this festival.
>This man, who had only just arrived in Nevia, was a simple but kind, hard-working gentleman.
>However, something sad had happened to him in the past, and he looked down on and terribly hated all women.
>One year, on the eve of the festival, a mischievous thought suddenly occurred to the man, and he decided to use this mask to do something evil.
>“I’ll take advantage of this day when women’s hearts are open, have sex with them, and at the end of the day, I’ll throw them away without removing my mask or revealing my true self.” He thought.
>The man made a move on a single woman, and they spent the day together. The woman’s face was hidden, of course, but it was clear from her body and the outline of her face that this was a woman who could not hide her beauty.
>The man thought she must surely be a detestable woman who routinely used her good looks to get men to support her.
>The man was friendly and honeymouthed, so the woman enjoyed the day immensely, allowing the man to crawl his hands along her body, and accepting his countless kisses.
>As the sun was setting, the man brought the woman to an inn for a one-night stand.
>However, the man vanished without having sex with the woman, leaving only a copper coin for the woman to stay at the inn.
>The man imagined the woman’s face, which he had never seen, contorted with sorrow after his evil deed, and what would happen to the heartbroken woman afterwards.
>The image of “women” in his mind that he hated did not match with the “woman” he had just spent the day with, and what remaining conscience he had made him abandon his evil deed at the last moment.

>As for me, I believe it’s completely unthinkable to steal her lips and then run away!... Well, anyway, some time passed after that. The man had a problem.
>The feeling of the woman’s body he had felt that day wouldn’t leave his hands, the sweet silence and melting feeling of her tongue when he had stolen a kiss wouldn’t leave his mouth.
>And every time he thought about it, his lower body grew hot, and no matter how many times he whipped it out to suppress that desire with his own hands, it never went away.
>The man found himself wandering around the city like a zombie, searching for the woman he had spent that day with. Then he saw a woman who was looking for someone like he was.
>There was a woman whose face was just as beautiful as he had expected, but she looked at the man with obscenely sadistic eyes, and had a lascivious smile on her face, as if her true nature had surfaced.
>Nevertheless, it seems the man had never considered that the woman, whose mouth curled into a smile and sneeringly said “found you”, was not a human, but a monster.

>Was this the first time you’ve heard that story? That’s understandable.
>After all, it isn’t particularly a tale that circulates around Nevia, rather it’s the beginning of my senior’s marriage.
>Ufufu Her husband’s torment from the feeling that wouldn’t leave his fingertips, and the indelible pleasure of kissing. You’ve seen that statue, and seen me, so don’t you understand the feeling yourself?
>Now then, as for your lodgings tonight... Let’s go to my estate, I shall accompany you to the very end Ufufufufu

>>33437184
>>33437228
>Slowly walking through the land in absolute terror that the tumbleweeds rolling around might just charge in your direction at blinding speed to milk you dry

Black history month is almost ending,
who's your favorite black monster?

It's bait. Nobody respond to it

>>33436566
Lizardgirls training young cowboys future husbands how to become the best gunslingers in the whole wild west in the mandatory "training" arc.

>>33437405
Hellhound

>>33437389
https://pastebin.com/wFTLdCxQ
>Night Painting Path
>Ah, dear sir, it may be difficult to reach my residence at night...
>There are many “paths” in the city of Nevia.
>Paths with beautiful roses that are like hidden getaways, paths to little ateliers, in Nevia, visiting such paths is one of the standard dating plans, but out of all of them, the “Night Painting Path”, which only appears late at night, is considered especially dangerous.

>In the darkness of night, there are countless canvases clearly illuminated, despite there being no light around them.
>There’s no mistaking it, we’re at the “Night Painting Path”.
>Please look down and don’t look at the paintings on the canvases, just move forward. From now on, even if we turn around and head back, we can’t get out of here.
>This path is a place a Dark Mage artist known as “The Painting Witch” decorates with her paintings, and lures in new subjects using her magic... Sir? You suddenly stopped, is something wrong?
>Aah... Aah... The road in front of us is blocked by canvases... And on each one is a painting of men and women playing with each other’s bodies... Yan
>Dear sir Crawl your hand along those places too...
>Yes, that’s right. Since “everybody else” is also playing with each other’s bodies, we should do the same
>This isn’t enough. We need to entwine our fingers more, like everyone around us... Aan That’s it Flick the tip of my breast just like that... Rub my ass lewdly...

>Haa... Do you know what it takes to become a great song maiden, or even a diva?
>You must have “flames of passion” within you that are recognized by The Great Songstress
>Starting with the first diva, Christine, all divas have husbands, beloved gentlemen they have passionately burning love for
>The first diva demonstrated that the moment the viscount removed his mask. That is unmistakably the condition for becoming diva...
>That’s why everyone has praised Lady Eustine as a genius for becoming a diva without a husband.
>But that’s not correct. She didn’t become diva because she was a genius... However, she knew that...
>Such a person, who can feel other people’s stories and destinations as if they were her own, knows exactly what happens when we monsters obtain a husband...

>Dear sir... It looks like we’ve arrived somewhere else without realizing it
>This is... on all of these canvases... Aah, Aah...
>“All around us”, men are ravishing women with beast-like, bloodshot eyes, just like yours
>All of the women look so very, very happy~... Yaan

>Aah A head full of the one you love, a heart throbbing and pounding when your beloved is in front of you, a womb that heats up and begs to have a child just from thinking about the one you love...
>Understanding that all of these sensations are connected and the same is the truth for us monsters, to whom love and sexual desire are inseparable...
>It seems Lady Eustine arrived to that conclusion before she could understand it first hand, as I have...

>Haa I hear the sound of frenzied brush strokes from somewhere... It must be that witch portraying our fooling around...
>Before I knew it, the Anthropomorphosis Spell broke... My mermaid tail could no longer resist you...

>Ufu, fufu Stories often say you must either give up your love for a gentleman or your dreams. If you don’t give up one, you cannot seize the other. There are stories like that, but... Haa This isn’t one of them
>My whole life so far, being born in Nevia, my efforts on the stage, all of these have been paths leading me here and now...
>And these are the feelings of a shameful female who would rather be held and pierced by you, dear sir, than sing or dream of becoming the diva This is also a necessary path...
>Ufufu I am a greedy Nevian woman... I am going to become the diva So please, ravish me to exhaustion... My dear husband

And with this, the curtain closes on Nevia. We're almost there, after a short break, I'll move onto the last island left, Mira.

Become the Tom, it's what you were born into this world for.

>>33437456
Gunslinging bad monster girls right in the face with your cumshots and turning them in to face justice, which is the name of your dick.

>>33437421
not bait, i just want to know everyone's favorite dark-skinned monster girls

>>33437389
Camilla: You, sir, should unmask.
Stranger: Indeed?
Cassilda: Indeed it’s time. We all have laid aside disguise but you.
Stranger: I wear no mask.
Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask!

>>33437477
Then who would be the Jerry?

>>33436566
>Through the town of MGcity rode a stranger one fine dayyy
>Hardly spoke to folks around her didn't have to much to sayyyy

>>33437477
Get outta here Chen I'm here to be your Moms' personal toy.

>>33428563

I don't know why, but the catgirl calling me her "tom" makes me fucking diamonds. Sasuga KC

>>33437389
>>33437465
Thanks Anon
>>33437507
>No one dared to ask her business, no one dared to make a slip
>For the stranger there among them had a BEEG, iron muscle hips
>BEEG iron muscle hips

>>33437184
>>33437228
Here's a reminder tumbleweed is an invasive species from Ukraine.

>>33437603
just like kikis

>>33436766
>defend spacejin
In what way?
There's a difference between "I like his style" and "crush my cock with a rock I must."

>>33437294
There's a short, unconnected piece of railroad where monsters and men occasionally tie their SOs for RP purpose.

>>33428563

>>33437621
Wakasagihime is a gentle yokai.

>>33437573
I forget the song up until
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of anonred
Many MGs tried to take and that many MGs weren't wed

>>33437573
>the stranger there among them
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ek31rW9XUAYoVpD?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

>>33437631
>Train getting closer is just a wurm they pay to make the noises and shake the ground
>She even brings her own wurmproof™ kettle from home for the whistle and steam effects
Those ancient evil monsters and retired gunslingers are singlehandedly paying for her 'future husband spoiling' savings account

>>33437687
wackysacky reproduces through paizuri

>>33436956
>>Rattlesnake lamia
I NEED a rattlesnake lamia gf that shakes her tail when she gets embarrassed

Horses with small ears are inferior and will never be my waifu!

>>33437780
That's a dumb idea.

>>33436956
>>Rattlesnake lamia
Rango?

>>33437557
Catgirls are precious and will always hold a special place in mankind's hearts.

>>33437926
https://youtu.be/No1RhdPh9VU

Shure.

>>33437674
Wasn't this originally a latenight's drawing? Now that I think of it, wasn't that drawing also replicated by someone else (making this one a second case) at some point without crediting the original author?

>>33437803
she is a fish from the waist down my dude, she lays eggs

>>33438063
>>33438063
It was.
It was originally a lilim

>>33437792
Horse girls with fur on their human half looks odd, and I can't place why I feel that

>>33437465
All right break's over, let's just dive straight in.

https://pastebin.com/4vQVfuCm
>Fifth Song Island of Hope
>Mira

>Singing together with spirits, an island of eternal canals
>Diva: Fulafel Inherited Song: Hope
>Main Residents: Mermaid, Cancer, Flow Kelp, Ignis, Undine, Sylph, Gnome
>_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>The fifth song island, “Mira”, is a soothing water town surrounded by nature that lives together with spirits!
>In the nostalgic and idyllic atmosphere of this town, the gondolas, flanked by water wheels, are like a tranquil and relaxing cradle that make you feel at ease...

>While strolling through the beautiful old townscape, you will be treated to the singing of postergirls and traditional local Mira cuisine at any tavern you stumble into. You can’t help but feel warm and relaxed from the deliciousness!

>After your meal, relax in a hot spring while sipping local sake!
>The many hidden hot springs, which couldn’t possibly be visited all in one day, will cure your fatigue!
>Mira’s pride and joy, the “Spirit Hot Spring”, is, of course, a mixed bath
>The mermaid or spirit who joins you will gladly wash your back

>Mira’s hot springs, which are just like hidden getaways, are perfect for couples to bathe in!
>What do you know, their majesties the Demon Lord and her husband have also appeared here and showed their carefree faces while curing the fatigues of their daily life!
>_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>You who seek to have a treasured child with your beloved, by all means, stay long-term in the city of eternity, Mira...
>The normally quiet city of Mira shows its rather lively side during the upcoming “Spirit Festival”.
>At this year’s festival, the diva Fulafel will be singing the “song of hope”.
>As you know, this festival is for showing our gratitude for Mira’s harvest and the spirits that dwell on the island, and when these spirits are invigorated, the season of “breeding” comes to Mira.

>Thanks to the efforts of the Demon Lord and the many couples that have had treasured children here, we are thankful to be well-known among monsters as a “child-making spot” second only to the tentacle forest.
>The many strong drinks and powerful magical dishes made from local Mira ingredients, which you normally cannot taste elsewhere, are ideal for helping you have children.
>In addition, it’s also the ideal time to soak in hot springs, and this time of year, the “Great Spirit Hot Spring” is considered famous for its ability to allow you to strive for a child for ten days without resting if you soak in it for a full day.
>We also offer “spring water” that allows you to directly take the medicinal properties and mana of the hot springs into your body, and it’s rumored that drinking it together as a couple will fill you with more vitality and desire so you can vigorously make a baby.

>The power of the “breeding” season brought by the spirits remains in the city for some time after the festival, so by all means, consider staying for a while.
>_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>For Men! Recommendations for singles
>The waterside city of Mira, with its safe and relaxing townscape, stands out as the easiest of the seven islands to pass the time on!
>After touring the food at different restaurants every day and wandering willfully about until night falls, enjoy drinks at a tavern or soaking in a hot spring. It’s the slow life of your dreams!

>If you are a single man staying the night, many tourist destinations in the monster realms will offer you discounted lodging on the condition that you find a companion on-site, and Court Alf’s seven islands are no exception.
>Among them, Mira’s lodging fees are even cheaper, and if you ask a song maiden working at an establishment, you can even live there with them with meals included

>Of course, before you know it, you’ll be sleeping in the same bed as the song maiden from the establishment...
>Of the seven islands, the city of Mira has the highest number of single men that become permanent residents!
>_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
>Advice for those that want such a bride!
>The mermaids of this area have simple, gentle personalities
>The girls that work in taverns and restaurants are especially service-oriented
>There is no doubt they will become a wonderful bride who is family-oriented and devoted!
>There are also many spirits waiting to form a contract with you

>>33438102
Very baby making oriented, this place.

>>33437204
>spoiler
alright that one got me lol

>>33438152
What else would it have been?

>>33438147
I don't mind.

>>33437507
>>33437573
>>33437689
I imagine Texas Red would be a very fearsome mamono, one the likes of which I wouldn't want to run into. She sounds scary!

>>33430934
>fitting in
>implying the most common method of husbandoing for ushis, ocelomehs, and amazons isn't "snatch and grab"

>>33438194
Me neither.

>>33437477
Eating fat Cheshire Cat ass? Yes. Because...I was born into this world.

humans boys cant resist big ______

>>33438263
mclargehuge

>>33438263
Hugs

>>33438290
We put our faith into Blast Hardcheese

Portal day when?

>>33438263
monster girls.
although the question becomes what 'big' means.

>>33438320
>No more "Ding Dong End of Rine"

>>33437785
>>33437926

>>33438290
>Welcome to Oniburger how may I take your order?
>YEAH I'D LIKE THE MCLARGEHUGE

>>33438208
Just until she runs into ranger anon.

>>33438211
But how would they fit through the cramped spaces?

>>33438063
I've seen the original LN version posted in some weird places. There may be people who've recreated their own version that have no idea of the context of the original

>>33438263
macs

>>33438395
Original LN version?

>>33438416

>>33438263
>human boys can't resist BEEG
FTFY

>two days of straight downtiers and 80% wins
>two days of straight up tiers and 80 loses
I would be convinced that it's rigged if I actually believed the slavs are competent enough to code it.

>>33438466
....War Thunder?

>>33438466
Wrong thread, I blame kikis or something

>>33438167
Can't appreciate a bad pun?

>>33437674

>>33438480
Unfortunately

Any advice on commissioning? I tried it a while back but the results were often so-so. I keep seeing anons getting these really good images somehow and I'm not sure how they do it.

>>33438430
Let's hit the gym, Anon!

>>33438290
>>33438352
ONE MCLARGEHUGE COMIN UP

>>33438500
Knew it.
I've played enough in the past to recognize that shit.
Kikis can't code worth shit

>>33438504
God I wish they'd open up gyms again. It was one of the last things keeping me alive. You lads don't know how good You have it.

>>33438263
Horns

>>33438381
The ocelomeh would relish an early opportunity to show off her flexibility as she went in to get you, the amazon would wait for hours if needed or just throw demon silver at you until either you come out on your own or pass out so she can drag your unconscious body out and carry you, and the ushi would recreate that scene in Lotr where Shelob can't reach Frodo so she finds another way around to ambush him. All of this could be avoided if you just dragged your nice troll neighbour into daylight and molested her

>>33438536
Handlebars*

>>33437389
Thank you for doing these

>>33438522
I've been using some dumbbells at my dad's place.
Can get up to 80lbs on those things so I can at least put out some dumbell presses.

I'm quitting my gym as I can just look into buying that equipment for myself.

>>33438425
Oh crap, I read about latenight earlier in the post chain, but assumed LN meant light novel in that post.

>>33438483
I meant how did he manage to surprise you?

>>33438577
I am too much of a poorfag and my apartament is too cramped. Gyms helped me get out of the basement and do something with my life. Now it's just shitposting->vidya->instruments->sleep->work and go agane.
I'd even take my MGE bad ending (becoming Dark Elf slave) over this existence. I hope DotR comes soon.

>>33438503
Maybe look for good artists? Or maybe add more specifications to your orders?

>>33438577
My biggest issue is how expensive plates and dumbells are. Dumbells aren't too necessary but a 45lb plate is $150 on average and I don't think they come in pairs like dumbells do. Genuinely considering just filling gallon jugs with sand and weighing them then tying them to a bar

>>33438536
I still like her dragon form better.

>>33438615
I'm the poster who made the pun not the one you were replying to

>>33438522
I bought some dumbbells on the internet last year, >>33438577 has the right idea except mine are way smaller and I wish I could afford some more equipment.
I'm too autistic to go to gym, so it's better this way for me anyway.

>>33438624
Oh, I'm not saying go all in at once but building it up over time would be good.
But yeah, I know that itch as when My gym closed I basically started doing pushups for chest for months on end.

>>33438642
Thats a good method as well.
And a slow build up into a full set would work as well.

>>33438663
My dad shelled out for some fancy 'locking' brand that allows the two dumbells to have various weight settings.
Movement is more natural and while I'd still like a full bench for the natural gauge I've most certainly started looking into making a home gym.

>>33438644
That doesn't even look like a dragon, I'm somewhat disappointed
At least it's a cool design nonetheless

>>33438512
Those cubist angles.

>>33438668
well yeah I'm doing pushups and abs workouts, but there's only so much You can do without gym. I'm angry because of this all lockdown bullshit I'm wasting my best years instead of getting BEEG and meeting someone nice.
I think that's enough blogposting for now, sorry for straying off topic.

>Leaked future MGE RPG screenshot

>>33438624
I like dark elves but don't like the bdsm/slavery aspect. Is there a place to find mild-mannered dark elves to mating press and fill with daughters every night? Maybe I can just get an edgy high elf or something

>>33438700
yeah looking back not quite sure how I messed up the shoulders like that lol

>>33438695
She has nice titties.

>>33438782
Such a weird looking cat.

>>33438782
I actually have a medical condition that requires a girl like that to leglock my head for extended periods of time, so I need one here asap

>>33438871
What'll happen if you don't get one?

>>33438890
I'll die a virgin

>>33435687
neat

>>33438512
>anon loves to order McLargeHuges
>one day his friend tells him about a secret menu item at the local Oniburger
>says it's the perfect amount of beef for him
>anon asks him if he's fucking with him or not
>his friend reassures him that it's a real thing there
>the guy has been a bit of a troll ever since he got married to that cheshire, but he's a good friend
>anon walks up to the cashier the next day, proudly declares that he wants the "Meat Mountain"
>the cashier says she doesn't understand
>she must be new here
>before he can explain himself, the door to the back swings open and the manager squeezes through the door
>she's the BIGGEST and THICKEST Minotaur anon has ever seen
>she's a little red in the face, and wondering how this random guy knows the nickname she got back when she was a competitive powerlifter
>she asks him to repeat himself just to be sure
>anon looks her right in her eyes and just says again that he wants the Meat Mountain, and that he's pretty sure can handle it
>he's a big fan of beef
>her face is bright red now
>before anon can say anything else, she's scooped him up with one arm, his face smothered against her udders
>she takes him right back to her office to teach him some humility

>>33438936
Anon has a great friend.

>>33438936
based friend

>>33438936
I was there when that happened. I hard a hard time eating my SakeOniBurger due to the loud grunts and hollering coming from the office. The waitress felt bad so she gave me a free meal coupon, but I don't think I'm coming back.

>>33438263
Tails

>>33438936
>teach him some humility
>getting big wife
>all the McLargehuges he can want
If he wasn’t before he will become arrogant

I want to help an Automaton clean and polish her hard to reach places

>>33438969
You mean all that Mooing wasn’t from live cows in the back?

>>33438969
I was also there at that day, they closed the place for renovation after that, cause celling took some structural damage (must have had something to do with the loud thumps I heard upstairs).

>>33438969
You could see the shockwaves rippling in your drink as the repeated impacts shake the nearby area.

>>33439045
That, and the sound of those big meaty thighs and asscheeks clapping down on the poor dude had to be explained away to the kids as 'meat processing'.
Not entirely wrong...

>>33439028
I'm pretty sure regular cows in the back don't periodically yell "OH YEAH TAKE IT YOU BIG BEEFY SLUT" and "COME ON BOY YOU GOTTA MILK THESE UDDERS HARDER THAN THAT"

>>33438936
and on that day, meat lover anon got three things that day, a doctor visit, a wife, and triplets in 9 months

>>33439045
It actually saved me from an arachne that was planning on kidnapping me with a web trap. That's why I eat lunch there every day from now one! Thank you OniBurger!

>>33439067
Its a little known fact that the bigger and beefier the girl is, the more fertile she is.