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3341698 No.3341698 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Alice such a jerk?

>> No.3341700

Why are YOU such a jerk?! Don't pick on Alice!

>> No.3341711

>>3341700
I'M NOT THE JERK.

>> No.3341727
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3341727

Everyone picks on Alice

>> No.3341734

>>3341727
Gong is now playing in your head whenever you look at this picture, manually.

>> No.3341761

She's a socially-retarded shut in.

>> No.3341762

>>3341761
She is also my waifu.

>> No.3341764

>>3341734
Gong is always playing in my head at all times. My life is epic.

>> No.3341769
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3341769

Alice is such a jerk because she has suppressed sexual tension.
And her mommy is dead.

>> No.3341770

i like dongs

>> No.3341772

>>3341769
>she has suppressed sexual tension.
Who doesn't?

>> No.3341775

>>3341770
Who doesn't?

>> No.3341785

>>3341698
Because she leaks poop.

>> No.3341789

>>3341772
Rance, thats who.

>> No.3341794

>>3341789
Rance represses his homosexuality and has daddy issues.

>> No.3341807

whats happening in that picture?

>> No.3341813
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>>3341807
Probably Alice trying to pull off a Black Knight.

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>>3341807
ITAKUNAIWA

>> No.3341845
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3341845

Hell hath no fury.

>> No.3342032

>>3341769

Her mommy isn't dead, she never existed in the first place

>> No.3342579

>>3341734
What, from Sigur Ros ?

>> No.3342603
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3342603

>>3342032
Alice: What do you mean, a "virtual experience?"
Reimu: I mean your mother, your sisters. Makai, the fall, they're all fake memories. Like a dream.
Alice: No, that's impossible!
Reimu: I've been to your house. No one's there. lt's a one-room building.
Alice: Yeah, I moved there when I moved out--
Reimu: You've been living there for the last hundred years! You have no mother, no sisters. Your family exists only in your mind.
Look. This is the picture you showed to Marisa. Who is it of?
Alice: But, she was there. My mother--smiling like an angel.

>> No.3342812

>>3341734 Damn pot head pixies

>> No.3342854

>>3342603
Dammit, Anon.

>> No.3342866

PC-98 isnt canon!
*fires up my favorite IOSYS album on my IPOD*

>> No.3342894

Alice is a jerk because she likes being alone, and being a jerk generally helps keep people away.

>> No.3342919

I will be writing a story featuring the real Alice, jerk Alice, very soon.

Stay tuned.

>> No.3342928

She's tsundere. ZUN said so.

Tsundere for all of us.

>> No.3342942

>>3342603

Isn't it sad, Alice?

>> No.3342947

>>3342919
>the real Alice, jerk Alice

So there'll be two of them?

>> No.3342955

>>3342947
Jerk Alice is the real alice.

>> No.3342961
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3342961

The jerk store called, they're running out of Alice.

>> No.3342972

>>3342961
that was mean i hope you die

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3342979

Alice just wants to take over the Forest of Magic with an army of GIANT DOLLS

>> No.3342984

>>3342961
You, all-time bestseller, etc. And something about Marisa also being a jerk, to make my post Touhou-related. Everyone in Gensokyo is a jerk.

>> No.3342990

>>3342955
DURR HURR she isn't real in the first place.

That taken care of... no, no she isn't. She's friendly, considerate, polite, non-violent... well, no more than necessary. One of the nicest Touhous. And while that's not saying much, it still says something.

>> No.3343030

>>3342990
fuck yo moe

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>>3342984
There are lots of non-jerk touhous; don't lump everyone together with that shrine maiden and thief.

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>>3343030
He's right actually.
Both "moe Alice" and "jerk Alice" are fanon abominations - simple character traits taken to the extreme.
The 'real' Alice is a mix of everything.

>> No.3343060

>>3343055
The real Alice has bipolar disorder.

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