/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33417922
But I'm allergic to work!
Can't I just be Ojou-sama's blood bag?

>>33417922
は？何言っているんだおまえ？

>>33417922
>8:30am
Remilia's already asleep then.
Can't I just nap with Sakuya? The fairy maids can take care of everything themselves.

>>33417922
Can't the fairy maids do it?

>>33418558
>>33419311
Fairy Maids only do work that is fun. This would not encompass most clean up activities. Why are you trying to get out of doing work? Sakuya would be very disappointed if you tried to be lazy...

>>33419311
Fool, the fairy maids are useless. Being able to alleviate Sakuya's burden, even if just a bit, is an honor even higher than being the Mistress's blood bag.

Especially if you're being trusted to clean a highly visible area like the dining hall. Only a fool would talk back to her in a situation like this.

>>33419629
>Sakuya would be very disappointed if you tried to be lazy...
I don't think someone who would wake up sooner can be considered lazy...

how can magic and shit exist but there's no easy way to automatic simple tasks

like there are magic books that run around firing out projectiles, can't we strap a mop to one and have it run up and down the hall

>>33419640
>an honor even higher than being the Mistress's blood bag.
You're thinking too highly of a lowly maid. Even she would agree that there's nothing better than being Remilia's blood bag.

>>33419822
It's possible I could be, sure. But the way I see it, any human could serve as a blood bag if necessary. But only capable people can do a good enough job with the cleaning to avoid bringing shame to Ojou-sama by forcing her to present a dirty room and host guests in it. And even if Sakuya can solve that problem herself without bringing shame on Remilia, creating additional work for her is just as much of a failure.

>>33419753
That kind of thing probably requires a very specialized magic skill, Alice's dolls are that.

>>33417922
cute, but who are you quoting OP?

WAKE THE FUCK UP SAKUYA YOU'RE PLAYABLE AGAIN

>>33428621
Sakuya, I thought that was obvious.

>>33433379
If you say so.

>>33417922

>>33417922
I don't remember going to sleep here, this isn't my house. Why are you asking me to clean? I don't work for you.

>>33443386
Oi, get up. You owe me for trashing my room yesterday.
All it took was a call to Yukari and voila.
Quest items don't come cheap. Nor do rare collectables.

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>>33418132
No!

If I pissed and shat on the floor like a TruNEET, would Sakuya clean it up for free?

>>33442965
nigger

At the risk of exposing myself as new to /jp/ I just want to say I love that I finally decided to come here. I never thought I'd see so many other people who find pleasure in the thought of serving remilia and other loli characters as either their maids or food sources.

>>33465991
>I never thought I'd see so many other people who find pleasure in the thought of serving remilia and other loli characters as either their maids or food sources.
Really?
I always thought that wishing for such a wonderful thing would be the norm among men.

>>33465991
that's nowhere near as bad as the other stuff on the board.

>>33465991
as long as you properly lurk, learn /jp/ culture and learn to take it easy, you'll be welcome eventually

>>33417922
8:30 is a crime, 11:00 is the true way

>>33417922
Can't we just stake her and take it easy forever?

>>33417922
I WILL WORK HARD FOR OJOU-SAMA. And for you, Boss Sakuya.

This guy's art style is generally a tad questionable in my opinion, but there's no doubt that anybody here who hasn't already seen it would appreciate https://exhentai.org/g/1811071/f84f179e40/

>>33472258
Remilia owns the mansion.
I doubt she wrote a will since she has no children and is immortal.

>>33472332
She's your mother-sister, not your boss.

>>33473777
that was a trash read. dont recommend.

>>33482423
The cover is already a red flag.

>>33431040
I want to play with sakuya fufufu