/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33407719
looking sharp ms. wock

Watch out for monsters working out to catch strong men

So are shog houses actually up to code? Cause I’m pretty sure non-euclidean architecture isn’t allowed

>>33407761
I can't get overpowered by any strong monster, such as possibly a dragon, if she can never find me!

desert biome babes

>>33407769
don't care slimy monsta booba is G O O D

WHERE'S MY COW, ANON?

Stuck inside all day due to inclement weather and bored out of your mind? Consider Greenworms! While the weather outside may be dreary, there's no doubt that you and your Greenworm can have a warm and cozy time inside together, regardless of what you like to do to pass time! The kind of person who enjoys cozying up in bed on days like that? Greenworms are one of the best snuggle buddies you could ask for. Their soft huggable bodies somehow manage to increase in huggability under a warm blanket, and I can guarantee that you won't be able to let go of your Greenworm under the comforter together! More of a movies and TV kind of person on the comfy couch? You can probably guess that they'd be good at that. Make some snacks, kick back, and watch some shows together on the sofa! I would recommend either cooking shows or adventure series, as they are what I've found my Greenworm to love the most, and nothing makes me happier than seeing her enjoying spending time together. Surely even the iciest of hearts would melt seeing your Greenworm wipe a little bead of droll that forms watching people cook delicious food, or the sparkle in her eyes when she sees a fearless heroine, one day wishing to be like her. More of a board game kind of person? Well look no further, Greenworms are excellent board game players. Since many board games move at your own pace, Greenworms love them, as they can take their time moving their pieces on account of their lack of fingers and laidback pace. It's even more fun to up the ante by setting aside snack as a reward; your Greenworm will be more determined to win than ever! With the weather where I live being somewhat moody recently, I found myself spending the day indoors with my Greenworm. She wanted to watch a new movie that came out on Danuki+ about a young succubus trying to tell her neighbor she likes him, with increasing antics every time the previous attempt fails, before finally realizing she just needed to be herself and confess. It was unlike what she typically likes to watch, but she was enthralled nonetheless, especially when the movie cut to introspectives of the heroine's internal romantic dialogue! Later on, we played Scrabble at the kitchen table. She must have had the movie on her mind while we played, because she kept spelling out words like LOVE and KISS in the beginning, before getting super serious when I said winner gets to eat a special serving of eggplant stir-fry with the last of my secret spice mix I had. I managed to win, because she slipped up and spelled my name in the empty space left around some of her initial words, which doesn't count obviously. Despite that, I still made the eggplant stir-fry for her and tried to cheer her up by saying that I'm much more happier being able to make food for her, rather than eat it myself. Eventually we snuggled up in bed together and slept for the remainder of the day. Thankfully the weather cleared up the next day, and the two of us could spend time outside together!

>>33407843
>That graffiti

>>33407821
in gay hell

>>33407779
We need a bigger big.

>>33407843
>The wanted poster
>The graffiti
>The notice board with said pointless poles right beneath it
This is a good image

>>33407843
Greenworm anon...he keeps moving forward. His art...keeps improving. So this...is the power of love? Incredible.

>>33407843
nice worm anon, and also I would for scientific reasons see if that chesh gang graffiti really just paint or is it the ass of a real Cheshire, now excuse me, I have to spank something

Manga cafes are where the neet monsters hang out and live in. They are so integrated into them that they have to install showers, an ISP, and cable TV.
It ended up making business better for the owners instead of kicking them out. In fact, it's now a gimmick to spend 24 hours in a manga cafe! Doing so with a monster could be fun too. Just try not to damage the manga with cum stains. They are really erotic.

>>33407843
This dedication, it's beautiful.

>>33407980
that. is. true.

New comm, this time featuring two schoolgirls. They both fit perfectly into their uniforms!
https://files.catbox.moe/m2h891.png
New comm, this time featuring two schoolgirls. They both fit perfectly into their uniforms!

>>33408011
So nice I said it twice.

>>33408020
as well as I love mice

>>33407843
Your hard work towards greenworms is inspiring. Commissioning isn't enough, I must get more serious about writing for my wight wife!!!

unsealing ancient evil cows.

Wanting to live an acetic life as a hermit in the frigid tundras of MGE world? Consider Lava Golems! Lava golems are eager to keep their husband warm even in the most inhospitable climates. By enveloping their husbands in their bodies, the cold can be staved off indefinitely. No rain or snow will chill you when she's circulating warm, syrupy magma across your body. Where will you live? Worry not! By depositing some of her magma in the right places, your lava golem can build an impenetrable basalt hovel for you to retire to at the end of a long, (or short if it's winter), day of working the land. Don't worry about farming either. With your lava golem in tow, you'll be thawing through that pesky permafrost in no time. Her body also deposits precious minerals into the soil as she slides along, enriching the ground to produce record-setting crop yields! But what about the wildlife? No harm can come to you with your lava golem wife at your side! By solidifying herslef around you, your lava golem can encase you in an impregnable obsidian shell that can rip any demon realm beast to shreds in an instant. She can also use that form to help you hunt! And cooking has never been easier now that you have the perfect portable cooking fire. Nothing beats some slow cooked barbeque, roasted over your lava golem all night for you to enjoy in the morning. And for amenities, what more could you ask for than a lava golem powered hot tub? You'll be steaming in perfectly warmed water even as the snow falls around you while you watch the aurora together. Wouldn't it take years to get that far? Nonsense! Your wife can fashion her limbs into stone tools to help you carve out your life in the wilderness. If you ever start pining for home, your lava golem can help burn a path through the forest so hot you'll have a permanent glass road to carry you home whenever you desire. I've been living in the woods with my wife for years like this. I only returned to proselytize my beloved wife's race on the local library computer.

>>33408011
Lewd cold bitches

>>33408056
would they make a weakling into a man without equal with a single sip from their swollen teats

An asshole friend of mine introduced me to Hero Forge and it's consuming all of my valuable time.
Here's a mediocre figure I made of Kaizo, my least favorite of Momma's Girls™.
Thanks a bunch for entertaining us, Magus_Anon, can't wait for chapter 50

>>33408011
Looks like those gymnastic lessons paid off

>>33408121
Nice, looks good!

Rate my writefag ideas:
>main villain is a pre-DL monster that corrupts our waifus and leads an army of unknown origin to usurp the DL, attempting to usher in a new era of grimderp faggotry
>a danuki owns a walmart franchise that wagie-anon works at and anon gets harassed by his co-workers (urban wan, stoner worm, wurm wurm, failed-retirement boomer dragon, and manager anubis)
>Order inquisitor/mercenary trying to make it after the Order and Demon Realm conflict ends, while trying to absolve himself of guilt
>post DotR high-school romcom between order-radical humie autist and druella-radical demon/succ autist
>/k/ommando tries to sell nuggets and other funs to both sides in a war with money/merchant-themed waifu

>>33408063
based

>>33408063
Beautiful work Anon

>>33407898
Just what are they planning with those poles? This is concerning.

>>33408150
-I see this going no where good
-tons of potential for shenanigans, as monster walmart opens up new avenues of degeneracy for walmart creatures (trailer trash amazons or something)
-Same as first prompt, but this one can be manageable if handled with care
-Make them both huge dorks and this would be a good plot
-If you make this add tons of Lord of War quotes

>>33407855
>haha your waifu goes in the trash
>but chesh... you are my waifu
>*ass in your face*

If I tie a Cheshire cat up and shoot my spunk up deep in her pussy while she's restrained, will she want to retaliate after I free her?

>>33408150
>pre-DL army
1/10, this is either going to be complete slapstick or a dumpster fire

>walmart
6/10 will probably be entertaining even with mediocre execution

>order dude
5/10 going to live or die on its execution

>autist v. autist
8/10, you can't really go wrong with high-school settings

>/k/ war profiteering
9/10 write it

>>33407769
>that womb heart
holy shit it becomes transparent when fucking so that you can see your seed filling her up doesn't it

>>33408150
>/k/ommando
I see you too are from the /k/ fantasy thread. It probably wouldn't fit here unless they're selling guns that shoot demon silver.

>>33407855
Honestly, with her bare ass right in my face like that I'd give her a solid as fuck spank.

>>33408259
well I would stick my face in that ass

>>33408229
Cheshires can teleport anon, she's letting you do it. Be afraid. VERY afraid.

>>33408150
nukimart one is legitimately funny to me, but I like pretty much all workplace comedy SoL, it's what I've been working on recently too

>>33407843
absolute gold warmanon take this (you)

>On way home from track practice
>Get kidnapped by shirohebi stalker/childhood friend/betrothed/wife
>I’ve been knocked out by whatever medicine she uses so many times that I’ve built a tolerance and just play along for her sake
>She takes me to her basement and ties me to a chair muttering about how she’ll punish me in the morning
>Probably cause I jerked off to her pictures to many times wasting my seed
>Or I didn’t tell the hellhound delinquents hard enough off for dogcalling me
>Or I tried some of my friend’s cookies that his aunt made and she’s a single whore who’ll obviously try to steal me away with them
>Or I ran with one of the girls near me for too long
>Muse on such things still I manage to loosen thr rope enough and untie myself
>Always told her she should watch mershark knot tying tutorial instead of that fake yandere kiki that has probably never tied a true sailor’s knot ever
>Go upstairs and say hi to mother-in-law who’s sitting in the dark besides a blue flame illuminating her
>Apparently work asked him to stay late today and she’s going to remind him what’s truly more important
>Go upstairs to my betrothed’s room
>See she’s sleeping soundly
>must’ve tired herself out from chasing around the track today while trying to stay hidden
>Doesn’t even have a blanket covering her
>See opportunity and take it
>Grab blanket and cuddle with her under the covers
>Even close the air vents in the room and open a window making it much colder forcing her to instinctively cuddle with me
>Spend whole night in comfy coils
>Next morning my betrothed notices me
>Takes offense to my escaping of her bindings but has hard time convincing me she’s taking actual offense when I escaped to just cuddle with her
>Stammers out that I should be punished for disobeying her and even ignites an all to well known blue fireball
>Ask her what punishment that should be
>A full day of cuddling

>>33407843
Is that Hellhound worried about the greenworm being alone?

>>33408334
what hellhound?

>>33408339
Apologies, is that dumpster or something worried about the greenworm being alone?

>>33408303
>she stares into your soul as you rape her

>>33408334
all I heard was a dumpster saying it's name

When will the portals open, anons?

>>33408332
Nothing but upside here. Your wife is cute, she's clearly devoted, she loves to cuddle, and she's likely going to be pregnant before you two graduate. You know she's going to show up to your track meet cheering for you with your name and some hearts painted on her gravid belly, staring bullets at you when you receive your medal from the female official.

>>33408380
the day you die+1

>>33408218
>>33408239
So a no-go on the pre-DL bbeg then? I do intend for his BTFOing at the end, and he is supposed to go with the Order dude as a final boss for him facing his crimes and the thing that pushes him over the edge of giving up the Order's BS for good. Is it still salvageable or should I just toss it? I already invested a lot of thought into this, so I'd rather not waste anymore.

Regardless I'm going to make this one much later on since I am not skilled enough to handle it, should I choose to commit. Expect the nukimart story to come first though, followed by the /k/ommando story or autist v. autist.

>>33408252
You're damn right I am strelok. Demon silver will probably be the initial approach, but eventually I'll try to throw more interesting things into the mix. Imagine KelTec in MGE.

>>33407719
We did it anons!

>>33408332
>Go upstairs and say hi to mother-in-law who’s sitting in the dark besides a blue flame illuminating her
Kek. This is pretty much how I imagine shirohebis, a perpetual bundle of insecurity just waiting to explode on their beloved.

>>33408356
Oh that thing, yeah I think I overheard it saying that it wanted to give wormy a big warm hug because she looks so chilly, but doesn't want to startle her. Hopefully anon gets there quickly to share his warmth with her, maybe the dumpster will feel less nervous if she's together with someone!

>>33408404
I'm confused. Is the pre-DL bbeg a monster or an Order soldier? Either way, death is a touchy subject. It's best mentioned in ambiguous phrases like "the forces pushed through their ranks" or something like that. If it's a monster, than it probably wouldn't fit into canon at all. Everything that had half a brain turned into a succubus hybrid, and everything that didn't was too feral to care.

Also, I'm surprised anyone from /k/ would want anything to do with this place.

>>33408404
>KelTec bought about by Gremlin Techocracy
>designs are even more out there now
>every gun comes with a secret tracking device grems use to find new husbands
>serial numbers are just phone numbers with "call me <3" etched next to them

>>33408404
shelve the pre-dl thing, it just doesn't sound exciting to me and it has simply too much potential to go wrong with

would you bang your cursed gun, like your ar15 or Glock for example

>>33408496
>he doesn't know about waffengeists
I'd bang a cursed gun with no questions.

>>33408567
what are waffengeists

>>33408404
i find black powder-locks much more interesting than modern firearms
>>33408470
theres was this one /k/ommando who did ghost gun series after he had done several dragon wife stories
>>33408496
yes

>>33408567
I just want to bully zombies with my wunderwaffle cursed gun raiju gf

>>33408470
Not sure what the origin on the pre-DL is going to be, but currently I'm sitting on it being a Chief-God scheme where she makes the thing or wakes it up, and then shields it from being influenced by the DL or something. Not even sure if it will actually be a pre-DL, might just be some psychotic AYY or something that liked the pre-DL aesthetic or something.
Also, /k/ has an entire general that is 50% monster girls. It's not great but it is much better than /mgw/.

>>33408475
Noted. The idea will go on the back burner; for now. After I make the other stuff I mentioned I might get around to it, but not until I improve as a writer to where I can tackle the prompt in a nuanced way. I REALLY want to avoid going into /tg/ territory, but at the same time I want stakes.

>>33408613
Black powder shog lock?

>>33408609
Here you go, anon. Have fun.
https://pastebin.com/t3A9L0wt

>>33408743
shog-zail? shog-gail? shog-ail? shog-quebus?

>>33408894
Don't stare anon she's fully grown and is going to use your fetish as blackmail!

>>33407843
Greenworm Anon is the hero this thread needs. We truly don’t deserve someone like you man.

>>33408150
Go with the grocery store one or the high school autists one.

somebody please stop me

>>33409078
She's a big girl

>>33409078
No

>>33409078
She’s cute. She reminds me of Kanamori in Eizouken!

>>33408150
>Autist wannabe paladin
>Autist wannabe lilim succubus
>Live right next to each other
>Actually like one another but are too autistic and tsundere to admit it
>Both use the paladin/lilim facade to keep other from knowing
>Ends with them “hate” fucking

>>33409078
Why? Becoming the shared husband of an entire oni village is one of the best possible endings.

>>33408852
thanks and goodnight friends

Do Automatons dream of electric sheep girls?

>>33409132
I don't think the blue one would share me with anybody. And to be totally honest, I don't drink too much either.
I imagine it won't take them long to sort that second part out.

Big Evil Lich.

>>33409105
for you

>>33409206
Too busy cuddling your big evil underlings to care lady.

Guys help, I think the dragon caught my scent, I'm not ready to give up on the bachelor life, but I can hear her on my roof every few nights, and apparently I'm already marked according to my brother's wife, any advice?

>>33409316
invite her in with a roast, youre kinda screwed already

Reposting this because it's cute.
>Once the times were unhappy and a plague spread across the land.
>little anon brushed his teeth twice a day and ate his veggies so he was fine, but everyone in his village died, and so he left
>night came and he became lost in the woods
>little anon was afraid, but then he saw a light in the dark
>he arrived in another village, and here everyone had died also
>but the night watchman had cared for his lamp, and this lamp had become a Chochin-Obake
>anon was glad to find light in the dark, and the Chochin-Obake was glad to have someone whose path to illuminate again, and so they set out together
>then came the rain
>anon and his lamp became wet and sought refuge in another village, but here also everyone had perished
>from only one house's chimney there came smoke, and thence anon and his lamp went
>here had once lived a man who made and sold parasols and umbrellas
>the first he had ever made he had never sold, but had kept for himself, and cared for greatly, and now it had become a Karakasa-Obake
>the umbrella girl was glad to shield anon and the lamp, and so they set out together, and for a time they were glad
>then came the wind, and it made the flame flutter and the umbrella couldn't protect her friends from it
>they sought refuge in another village, but here too everyone had died
>but a voice called out to them, and on a clothes-line they found an Ittan-Momen who had once been the robe of a monk, and his only possession
>the cloth-woman shielded her friends from the wind's chill, the umbrella kept them all dry and the lamp lit their way, and so anon and her friends went up to the great lake in the woods
>here they found a solitary shrine, and a Ryu who the people had once worshipped
>"I am glad you have come" she said, "for I have been very alone since the people stopped visiting"
>so anon and his friends found a new home in the shrine, and none of them were alone anymore, and they were all cared for because a dragon's most precious treasure are the people she loves

https://pastebin.com/FNh6hQre

it's fat fucking tail season

>>33409206
I want to befriend this corpse.

Werecat's battle theme is really good.

>>33407779
i want the small and tallest one to rape me

I want to fuck a big juicy watermelon until it explodes from my ejaculation to impress a lilem in front of her!

>>33409453
eew, guy

>>33409453
>lookhowhardicanpiss.png

>>33408150
We need a chess set monster girl

>>33409434
Cat Scratch Fever?

>>33409338
Well shit, I thought about seeing if I could skip town for a bit but apparently that would just kick in the hunter instincts and between "cracked" and "dust", I think I would prefer my pelvis to be the former.
Think if I go the roast route I can squeeze in a bit of extra time before she decides to add me to the hoard?

I am really surprised that the Tanuki didnt took the MC offer to psy with his body.

>>33409510
that and she go easier on your pelvis

>>33409510
Depends on how much roast you make, they are fast eaters though.

>>33408332
cute hebi
shirohebi families are probably very stressful but close knit and very rewarding to be a part of.

>>33409563
>Father, grandfather, and boyfriend are all tied up in the same room together
>the sneks were nice enough to leave them a few beers to help pass the time

>>33409078
How many stories have been written that actually focus on Blue Onis? It feels like they always take a backseat to their red cousins.

Pon Poko Pon, your wents ovew due, anon-san!

>>33409598
I bet the trash pandas do this to their husbands

>>33409414
If the tail can't be used as a bludgeoning weapon, I don't want it

>>33409570
Exactly, it would be a fun family to marry in to. When you first get together with your shirohebi gf you could meet her family and have "the talk" with your shirohebi husband peers. Imagine the three of you hanging out complaining about "the wife" while your shirohebi wives do the same in another room, then they come in and raid your hangout to carry you guys off or something.

>>33409605
No silver? Sorry Husband-san, guess it's another night of rough, heavy breathing breeding.

>>33409500
I'll use my favorite chess strategy on her!
https://youtu.be/E2xNlzsnPCQ

>>33409510
>showing the dragon how good a cook you are
That’s how you turn into a stay at home husband

>>33409780
But anon, all meat dragons bring home is already cooked!

>>33409790
she wont if she wants something tasty, you need to season the meats and cook them slowly

I want to put a red blindfold on a cow and tease her till she snaps.

>>33409900
Blindfolds just look black to the wearer.

>>33409900
What happens if she fucks me so much that I turn red? Am I dead?

>>33409900
That wouldn't do shit though since if the blindfold is doing it's job they can't see shit.

>>33410025
Well your pelvis is not gonna make it out alive, that's for sure.

>>33410025
You end up in a pleasure spiral, she fucks you so much that you become red, which causes her to fuck you harder, which keeps you red, which continues to intensify the fucking, and so on.

[meows royally]

>>33410064
So I turn into BTC?

>>33410185
Yes, but you cant use her to purchase child pornography, theoretically.

>>33410232
I mean I can use the CUM I'm bagholding to purchase a calf from her.

>>33410131

Does kot have tongue bristles?

>>33410260
holsts stop being traditional lolis before age 10, unless you can tolerate oppai lolis, holsts will never truly satiate your cunny lust.
it is, therefore, safe to say that you cannot, in fact, utilize holsts to acquire a steady supply of cp. unless you are fucking a hag constantly, which is a very inefficient use of cum.

>>33410360
I have no cunny lust fren. This is an investment for the future. I don't sell at the milk-market and shall hodl until we reach a value of 15 holsts in the litter. Holsts will dominate the mamano market. Smart cunny.

I wanna be a Yeti's little spoon!

>>33410457
aaah yes, milkies to the moon fren

There's no time to explain, hop on

>>33410559
I feel like this might be a trap

good morning, guys!
as was recommended to me, here's the final picture, posted in a new thread
thanks for your help!

>>33410559
I want to bury my face between those butt cheeks
>>33410600
Or those thighs.

>>33410615
I thought about POV of your head in her thighs and her looking angry/horny-angry/something like that.
Also an amazon position.

This is Black Maria. She's a gigantic sadistic spider-woman who keeps men she likes in her web as pets. Say something nice about her.

>>33410772
Is the new chapter out already?

>>33410772

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>>33410797
Yes

>>33410811
Then why post fan pages, mr. spic?

>>33410892
What?

>DoTR happens
>ten years later, every goddamn r*pper still has "Lil" in their pseudonym but now it's in fact a little girl, usually from Momonika's Sabbath

What is it that causes kikis and shogs to want to be maids? Why not just seek to be wives like the other girls?

>>33410988
That's just how their brains are wired anon

>>33410988
Shogs were intelligently designed to be such.

>>33410559
Hop on what now?

>The gold is polished, the blades oiled, the magic items and artifacts sorted
>But there is one more treasure to be cleaned and cared for, get in.

>>33410772
Stupid spider face ruins it all.

>>33410984
As if rapping couldn't become even more shit.

>>33411281
Why would she hide a treasure in the hotspring?

>>33411294
It's like the wocks on a Jabberwock

>>33411358
I don't like Jabberwocks either.

>>33411545
Ouch...

>>33411899
How does Jabberwocky feel about Ghosts of Tshushima winning over TLOU2?

>>33410600
Yass, she BEEG.
God bless You Anon for that wonderful drawing.

>>33411318
Do you want the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring? because this is how you get the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring

>>33411992
Yes.

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>offers dragon a tribute of gold coins that are actually just gold chocolate coins.

>>33411948
Why would Wock care about TLoU2?

>>33412048
Because she still remembers the Naughty Dog that made Crash Bandicoot and Jak & Daxter. Dragons be old.

>>33412033
>she thinks it's flirting and cute

>>33411992
>Do you want the dragon to sigh and yank you into the hotspring?
Yes.

>>33412033
>>33412088
You two are men of culture

Zutari hate club accepting new members, leave your compiled membership module in the mailbox

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Touches ryu's reverse scale
>runs

Fitness

Just thinkin' about how I'd love to be covered head to toe in sandworm spit right now

>>33409630
What a monstrously huge tail!

>>33412884
If you get one of those KDF-style fullbody latex suits, could you slide around inside your wife?

>>33407719
So this is basically Alps and Alping:

https://youtu.be/7xvjr9P0yuI

>>33412911
I don't like latex, but probably not. Sandworm juices dissolve clothing and armors, so I doubt that'd hold up for long.

Reminder, monsters think men eagerly anticipating being raped is cute.

>>33413058
>Reminder, monsters think
Some are better at this than others

>Dragon Commander is out on patrol
>encrypted quantum-band communication broadcast is received
>the frequency isn't the one used by mission HQ but the IFF is clearly for her ship, this could be classified intel from the Capitol itself
>she opens it up
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juqNJJhBBhA
Curse you Space Outlaw Anon!

>>33412452
>runs
it's cute that human boys think they can run from a monster girl that has her eyes set on them. Truly adorable.

>>33413305
>Space Outlaw Anon just wanted to share this one tune he liked on the radio with his platonic friends

>>33413341
So he just used eight exawatts of energy for a quick recommendation?

I bet Shirohebi find yandere men really romantic

>>33413341
>Space Outlaw Anon doesn't get that Dragon Commander is his rival
>He think she's just a platonic friend that chose a different way in life

>>33413515
He believes everyone has a right to choose their own path after all.

How would a big muscle hound react to being given pats and being called a good girl?

>>33413584
Pins you down and licks your face

>>33413584
>blush
>kyaaaaaa baka Anon, don't call me such embarrassing things

>>33413584
She'd let me gently rub my penis head against her sweaty post workout abs

It is pitch black. You are likely to be raped by a Grue.

>>33408435
I would imagine it's actually scary for a greenworm's husband to run into a hellhound, seeing as his mana isn't marked by his worm or anything.

>>33413570
And this is why Ms. Dragon Commander loves him and is really frustrated by him

>>33413691
>tells her that everyone deserves to take their own path
>she blushes
>"W-well does your path have marrying me in it?"
>he ran to a docked spaceship while she was blushing
>didn't hear any of it
>taunts her and zooms off
>"CURSE YOU MY CUTE AND SILLY LITTLE OUTLAW-KUN"

>>33413939
>Wight and Hatter having tea
>Trying to outsmug each other in the most refined way possible

>>33413677
If a greenworm is with her husband to be at such a time, she will put on her hood and attempt to frighten off the hellhound with a stern (cute) look.

>>33413677
You don't have to shag to have Your mana marked, people change into monsters/incubi just from being close to mamono for a prolonged time period. Greenworm Anon spends so much time with his future wife that he propably is marked already.

>>33407761

>>33411300
Honestly I wouldn't touch it in an MG world just because there'd be so much more worthwhile media to consume; but if you somehow only "insert" that bit of monsterdom into our world, I'd love it. It'll be unironically everything Hololive and such do for their fans times 1000.

Praise pharaohs!
Give tribute to dragons!
Submit to dark elves!
Give your life blood to vampires!
Pray to Ryus!
Humble yourself before Chimeras!
Worship Lilims!

>>33413976
>Gaooo~
>Hellhound overcome by cuteness turns tail
>Smug wormy beaming about how "intimidating" she is

>>33414402
I'll never pray to those Water Wurms you twisted fiend.

>>33414402
nah they a shit

I'll shatter this sky when the last chain breaks.
In the ashes and the ruins,
We'll abide to recreate.
An age of evolution will dawn.

>>33414526
greenworm has grown strong.

>>33414574
Not even this one?>>33409401

>>33413584
She would force you down onto your knees, give you pats and then call you a good boy.
I hope.

>>33413584
i wish to hug this hound

>>33410459
>>33412846
Gym bunny Yeti has to vacuum equipment when she's done, her fur shed gets wild when she's sweating

>>33414797
>shedding yeti
Do they just blow up in the spring like huskies do?

>>33414920
>Shedding
God it would be cute brushing a fluffy monster girl

>>33407761
I'm not strong, but I want a girl with massive muscles. It's also really impressive when she's from a species that usually isn't buff.

>>33410600
Blessed

>>33407761
I wouldn't mind seeing a chubby kitsune lifting till she's a muscle bound girl that comes up, kabedons me, and.....flubs her date line immediately as she's still really shy.

>>33410459
She's a big girl for you.

>>33414607
>someone actually personified gbf bahamut
wow, about t-
>its from 2019
nevermind

>>33415161
I've been waiting for someone to do it with Ultimate Bahamut but it's been so many years already. There's so many monster designs begging for cute MG versions.

>>33414920

>>33415017
>beeg kitsune pushes you up against the wall
>THUNK
>"Hey thing pretty not did snack they sel-" *bites tongue*

>>33415325
This girl looks friendly. If I ask politely, I'm sure that she will help me find a way out of the jungle.

Would the Queen of Hearts like vidya?

Gaze upon the wock

>>33415325
That is a fine brown rapecat.

>>33415403
No

>>33415405
I shall gaze and make the wock a lovely house wife

>>33415291
Girls getting all tongue-tied is just ooooohhh

>>33415504
that is just sho cute

>>33415325
On second thought climbing a tree to escape a jaguar was probably a bad idea.

Remember to provide your worm plenty of food!

Living in some independent merchant city-state close to mamono territory sounds comfy as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue-ER61uE_o

>>33414402
>You forgot demons, boy.

>>33407719

A primordial kiki!

>>33415740
Yes... independent.

>>33415742
>you will never accidentally summon a dom demon/succ

Just imagine all the fun you could have with a fully modular Automaton. You could give her the body of a shorty catgirl, a tall imposing lizardfolk, a long seductive lamia, a strong centaur, any body type is available with just a few mods.

>>33414920
>My face when I read that as shidding yedi
I need to take a break from certain places :DD

>>33415783
You're right, I'd be doing that on purpose.

>>33415742
>finally make your demon summoning circle
>pic related pops out
>"Uhh can I get another one? You know, one with blueberry nipples?"

>>33415791
Perkele Alb

>>33407719

>>33415628
She’s fat. Put her on an exercise routine

>>33415808
Does Alp still lurk here? I wonder how his winter was.

I had a thought, a forgotten space marine with his bolter waifu

>>33415796
Do you really have the balls to summon an ancient stern arch-demon? You don't even have any rare magical artifacts to offer her. She'll be mad!

>>33415840
Surprisingly snowy but it's all melting and everything is slippery with wet ice

>>33415857
I bet she's really good with taxes

>>33415628
She ate all of them?!

>>33415874
Of course, she is a proud and proper demon. She is gonna tax your ass for sure

>>33410600
Hell yeah, cow man!

>>33415857
You're right, I need some magical artifacts. Like a magical whip or something.

>>33415812
She's not fat! She needs all that food to grow! Lots of varied nutrients are necessary, so she needs to eat a lot of different foods! Eating too little without enough variety will make her into a papillon with weak tiny wings and lack of color!

>>33407719

>So I just need to remove the shotafication clause in the contract and you will agree to become my familiar?

>>33415870
Surprisingly snowy? Does it not actually snow that much there?

>>33415907
>giving her a magical demon silver whip
The absolute madman. She will take you to hell!

>>33415857
I only have my lonely heart to give her and her only cause I wish for her to be my wife

>>33415940
>Foolish mortal.....sign here

>>33415931
It didn't last winter and everyone was saying OH NO GLOBAL WARMING NO WINTERS EVER AGAIN
And now we're back to cold and snowy and they're being very quiet about it all.

>>33415887
>Greenworm where arn all mine froot and veggetabl?
>I eat Anon. It's what I do.

>>33415928
I wonder if sabbath girls would find it weird if you insisted on getting shotafied, so you both can LARP as kids

>>33415966
I pray every day yellowstone blows (sorry yanks) and I get to experience an ash winter. Maybe I'll even get snow if I'm lucky, although it could be ash snow.

>>33414402
>>33415742
>I don't see any wights either. Seems like you need to be taught a lesson, human.

>>33415911
Anon, is that what she told you? You’re letting her crawl all over you, so take a stand! Or else she’ll eat you out of house and home

>>33407719

>>33416010
Wights are too common and too weak to be a worship worthy species.

I see you

>>33407719

>>33416086
but anon how can I resist, she's so cute

>>33407719
>You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

>>33409414

>>33416456
fat tail but total winglet

>>33416294
I want a wonderland girl to force my head underneath her mini-skirt.

goddamit, cant find the item I need to deliver the guy in the cat forest entrance

>>33416471
Yeah, she should be concerned about the wings and not the tail, they don't look healthy..

>>33416456
someone explain the appeal of the tail thump

>>33416531
Perhaps purchase?

>>33416572
I don't know either but it made my penis twitch so it's doing something alright

>Had a dream I was a young hero with a valkyrie older sister
What could it mean

>>33416198
With eyes that big she can probably see your dick right through the microscopic holes in your pants

>ywn accidentally troll a high-ranking monster online
>she will never respond with a Navy Seals Copypasta-tier rant
>ywn find out that she was completely serious

>>33415291
>Kabedons you
>Is giving you a sultry look as she opens her mouth and......says nothing.
>Jaw just kinds works as she thinks of what to say.
>Then she notices you staring and starts shaking, going red, but not ending the kabedon as she tries to muster up the courage to say SOMETHING

>blocks your path

>>33416700
Maybe some cuddles will calm her down

>>33416724
>"I-I-Um-Wow-You-I-Uhh...."
>You smile
>"Haha big girl!"
>Lightbulb dings on
>"Heh heh, nobody cared mask until on it I put"
>Smug smile

>Kissing your ancient evil wife halfway through her morning bad guy monologue practice

>>33416861
Memes, language of the soul.

>>33416700
>some loser monstergirl has been arguing with you online
>tries to claim she's a powerful oni with many connections in Druella's army, starts ranting about how her elite mage friends will find you for her
>there's like two full pages of her bullshit
>send back a "lol you're going to """triangulate my position with the latest divination techniques""" so you can warp in and break my pelvis? Sure kid, I bet you can barely break the baby carrots your mommy gives you to snack on, you probably haven't even seen a dick irl lmao"
>less than a minute after you send that you hear a muffled *pop* come from your living room followed by heavy footsteps to your door

>>33416700
Downside: You're fucked.
Upside: At least you can experience what exactly she meant by "railgun that cute little pelvis".

>>33416926
I'm going to cyberbully eastern monsters online until the send a ninja slut to silence me.

>>33409681
Don't think I'd be able to handle a shirohebi. Prefer monogamy but I'd probably look at a character in a game with big tits for a millisecond too long and have to spend the entire weekend being soulfired. They don't seem like the type to understand the 'it's just a physiological reaction' excuse

Alright bros I need to know what are some of your favorite butterfly wing patterns, I got a good one coming.

>>33417093
For me, it's the humble swallowtail.

>>33416700
I'm gonna shitpost constantly on a lilim's favorite board on a zipangese comic book forum to frustrate her and her lieutenants

>>33416926
Gonna bully her even more in that case. She's so much of a virgin she has to go after some guy on the internet.

>>33413862
Old pulp sci-fi would be so fun with monstergirls. Everybody is so caught up in being serious and making sense now they've forgotten about having fun. Also exotic space royalty a la Dejah Thoris and Queen Tyr'ahnee are very boner inducing

>>33417187
And that is how Anon became a boytoy for the lilim and her lieutenants.

would you become an emotional support human for monster girls?

>>33417275
Is that what they're calling boytoys these days? Sure,

>>33417062
>Using a vpn and pretending to be a monster from a nearby rival country and telling her why monsters from her country are inferior at attracting men as proven by the fact that she's a hugless kissless virgin
There would be that magical period after portals opened where monsters would know about the internet but be entirely ignorant on how it works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LWsn7jhXjI
Monster boss fights are the best.

>>33417309
Signing up to become the government-mandated bf for a lonely monstergirl

>>33416700
Fuck, I'd give anything for Mari to burst through the window behind me and rape the ever loving shit out of me in every position imaginable.

>>33417338
>single monstergirl makes a massive post about how much she's going to love her future husband and all the lewd things she would love to do to him
>reply with "u gay lol"
>get a massive reply from her that's a technical breakdown about how everything she said was straight

>>33417158
Ok, elegant yet cute, I like it. Maybe that pattern will be the inspiration one lucky mamono needs to take flight? We'll see...

>>33417390
I'd volunteer to become a snake's personal heater for the winter.

>>33417365
See
You have to go all they way
It's not a yakuza battle without the 5-min cutscene beforehand

>>33407719

>>33417414
>Desert monstergirl makes another thread on /mgint/ on how she wants a bf from xy country
>"you're brown"
>Spams the catalogue so hard she gets rangebanned

>>33417187
>Anon starts namefagging
>becomes infamous for his obnoxious and flamboyant shitposts
>threads burst into flame the second he enters them
>massive fights hundreds of posts long over his provocations
>aided by his cult following of chaotic shitposters
>and the army of desperate monsters vying for his attention
>no matter what the thread was about before, it's now full of fighting, monsters posting enticing pictures of themselves, and random shitposts
>the lilim that runs the website, Christine Groole, has finally had enough

>>33417490
Jesus she never had a chance. Also that would mean that either the DL or Hero's last name is Groole which would be pretty unfortunate

>>33417468
>Pharoah on a massive tilt because she can't god voice every naysayer away online.

>>33417436
Getting a lamia wife in a cold country is something I'll never quite understand the logistics of. How does a girl like this go around in winter without freezing?

>>33415999
Some of the Momonika Sabbath would probably be all for it.

>>33417524
And then she discovers vocaroo.

>>33417524
>Doxes herself and becomes a meme
>When she eventually gets married other posters will bemoan about how she managed to get a husband before they did however long that takes to happen

>>33417557
>Tries to record in vocaroo and posts it
>Takes about 30 seconds for someone to repost an edit where monkey sfx drown out what she's saying

>>33417557
She is beginning to belive....

>>33417490
Hopefully the site owner doesnt decide to stream her revenge on anon. It'd be really embarrassing if his admirers saw the giant lim daki in the corner of his room.

>>33417338
>>33417414
I want to see the levels of straight-faced autism that MGs like lich would display after discovering the internet.

>>33417390
Well then. I'll sign up for the government-mandated BF program. Lets see what I will get.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>33417661
>Familiar

>Lonely familiar without master
>have to play with her and tell her she's doing a good job
>Good end

>>33417661
>Vampire
Looks like she swallowed her pride.

>>33417529
Lots of hugs.

>>33417689
Poor CC vampire who's all haughty and stuff but still can't get some dick to save her... un-life.

>>33417661
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Satryos
well I'm getting drunk for quite a while

>>33417661
>Hellhound
Oh fuck she is a war veteran

>Kamaitachi

what are you even

>>33417661
>Valkyrie
So this is a "old and desperate" or "slowly corrupting one"? It's probably both, definitely both if she needs the state to give her one to calm her down.

>>33417661
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ittan-momen
>sign up for the bf program
>not sure how this works, will they email me with directions for where to go, or what?
>wait a few days
>a package comes in from the agency
>weird, I was expecting a letter or something at most
>open it up and, wait, is this some kind of blanket?
>the cloth is pretty nice, though
>it's smooth, soft and feels good to ru-
>did it just moan?

>>33417661
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Jorou-Gumo
>arrive at her house
>unkempt hair, frumpy clothes, dull colors across her abdomen
>obviously this poor loser just wanted a friend so she signed up for a mandatory boyfriend
>decide to pity her and stick around
>also I'm legally not allowed to leave anyways
>fast forward a couple of hours
>spider lady and I are hanging out on the couch watching a sappy romantic comedy
>fuckin sleepless in seattle or some shit
>barely keeping my eyes open at this point
>fall asleep
>immediately wake up again to the feeling of wire-thin strands of silk strangling me on all sides
>hear maliciously feminine laughter coming from the conveniently dark corner of the room
>through her "ufufu"s and an adorably choppy Zipanguese accent she explains that she only signed up to lure a cute boy into her trap like her ancestors before her
>get raped
wack

>>33417661
>Bunyip

A match made in heaven

>>33417455
Put that book down and bring those kissable lips over here shoggy

>>33417714
>gruff, terse warhound that speaks with a snarl most of the time
>built like a brick shithouse
>quick to take a dim view of others, but very difficult to actually provoke
>seems to be vaguely depressed, but refuses to elaborate
>despite everything, is remarkably gentle with you
>not that that will stop her from leaving you in a human-shaped dent in the bed at night

>>33417981
She might not admit it, but she loves the cuddling.

>>33417661
>wight
Fat bottomed professinal neet wight who couldn't be asked to leave the manor long enough to get a man.

>>33417710
My mind went to a recovering alcoholic, but in winegoat's case it must be the opposite and she instead has difficulty drinking even though she wants to.

>>33418029
>wight is asked why she never leaves the manor
>too haughty to say it's because she's hopelessly addicted to vidya and internet
>claims it's because her dumptruck ass is too powerful for the world to handle
>anon gives it a slap
>after a satisfyingly reverberating WHAP anon smiles
>"yeah I could believe it"

>>33417661
>Minotaur
Is wearing red a really good or sort of bad idea?

>>33418028
Actions often speak in place of words for her.
But when she does speak, you know it’s important.

>>33417661
>monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/High_Orc
I plan on using every part her body. No fluff will go unhuffed, no muscles unmassaged, and no pudge unpinched.

What monster scares you?
For me it's wight and dark mage, they scare me the most.

>>33418106
When she tells me to lick, then I will lick

>>33417661
>Oomukade
Oh god, a queen NEET

>>33417661
>Holstaur
Don't even mind. It's probably the most normal thing I've gotten rolling one of these. Molesting a socially awkward holst christmas cake as hard and often as possible is a dream come true

>>33407719

>>33417529
They huddle up and get lethargic in the winter, and spend all summer looking for a personal space heater/cum dispenser

>>33417706
>Her coffin has a daki with a poorly printed image of anon that looks like it was taken while he was going for a walk one night

>>33418182
>sign up for a lamia dating site
>amongst the regular questions of age, ethnicity and height there's a required field for average body temperature

>>33417661
>Banshee
Yay big titty goth gf.

>>33417067
Just embrace it, learn to love bullying your wife and her cute and furious hip-smashing, soulfire reactions.

>>33418182
Could use magic to keep her entire body warm while cuddling. It would be a cute dynamic to have a lamia wife who plays the part of calm dominant seductress in warm months then turns into a needy cuddlebug when cold weather rolls around

>>33417661
>Otohime
YOUNG AND FERTILE dragon wife

>>33417221
It would be a very popular fiction in-universe at least. What would it be? A novel series, light novels, manga, anime, live action, video game?

>>33417661
>Vamp Mosquito
fug

>>33417849
>she only signed up to lure a cute boy into her trap like her ancestors before her
>Whatever you have to tell yourself honey
He's going to get webbed for telling their daughters it took their mom hours to make a move and that she had to wait for dad to fall asleep

>>33417661
>creeping coin
Seriously? is post-dotr society collectivist or something? I fail to see how the literal embodiment of greed could ever feel unloved in our modern world.
Whatever, bullying a newly humbled and possibly insecure former ohoho sounds amazing.

>>33417661
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Otohime

Living with a NEET sea dragon seems nice

>>33418271
Thing is it's so flexible that you could make it work with any medium. Personally like the idea of a show/cartoon as an episodic series is the only way to give every character ample development and build up to some special finale with an traditional mamano 'commander and anon got married, had at least ten children, and lived happily ever after' epilogue

>>33418120
Doing all that to her is going to kick her "fuck me" pheromones into maximum overdrive. I hope you like mutual mindbreaking.

>>33417661
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
> cursed sword
I always did have a thing for swords, I'll clean, polish, and oil her with only the finest of materials

>>33418462
Has anyone made a dragon commander and space outlaw anon story? I've seen this meme here for a while. It would make a good story, maybe easy-ish to write too.

>>33407719

I just read magus anon's latest stuff. Ah man that was sad with that ryu. I would definitely go full chaos berserker after that.

>>33417661
>Akaname
Are they trying to tell me something?

>>33418265
>>33418366
Imagine how awkward it'll be when these two anons otohimes show up to the bf pick-up point at the same time after bragging to each other about getting a boyfriend

>>33418179
Sirius is a lewd boat. Azur Lane costumes are very lewd in general, I bet they would be very popular for cosplay fetishists in MGE. What monsters would be into it?

>>33418657
Embarrassment is temporarily, dinner dates are now.

>>33418657
>sisters are boasting about how their husband is the best man in the world
>one of the Anons asks the other how he met his wife to steer the conversation in a different direction
>both otohimes clap a hand over their husband's mouth and excuse themselves

>>33418581
Not that I know of. It's just a fun thread idea inspired by that >>33413305 picture. Thing is about a sci-fi themed mge shortstory is that I feel you would need to kind of handwave worldbuilding in favour of focusing on the characters and their personal stories. You don't have the thousands of pages that big sci-fi authors have to work with for that kind of thing

>>33418581
It's not easy to write, because it's been literal years and nobody's written it.

>>33418753
>inspired by that picture
No, I requested that picture be drawn specifically because of the idea.
Also Anya the Russian space tiger but nobody remembers her anymore.

>>33418664
Lilim/succubus dressed as Prinz Eugen would make me cum so hard.
just please no moles

>meanwhile across the portals
>"Fellow girls my anon keeps making these weird faces and is not immediately groping me, what am I doing wrong?"

>>33416531
Go to the cat place, right below where the battle with the werecat takes place, head right, start messing around when the werecat is following you, after a scene, the fruit will pop up.

>an Akaname
That's not good, I have a horrible gag reflex.

>>33418753
If you went with older or more fantasy-ish scifi then I don't think you'd have to explain much, it's basically just a retextured naval/pirates/islands setting. I guess I don't have much to stand on saying this, I've only ever written greentexts like the liliraune one last thread.

>>33418808
Didn't even know that. To be fair Kurovah is really good at adding personality to his monsters and mge is unique in that people feel less drawn to make OC content out of named characters as opposed to abstract ones

I'm gonna fucking found a oppai-loli sabbath and nobody can stop me!

>>33418946
>gag reflex
You won't like it, but she will.
Consider turning undead so she can indulge herself even longer.

>>33418949
I agree. It isn't so bad sometimes not to explain every detail about how your sci-fi universe functions and just handwave as 'it works'

So can anything be corrupted by a cursed sword or is it only human women?

>>33418893
Try whipping your tits out

>>33418751
>Anons are in the waiting room holding their IDs
>Strike up a conversation about what kind of mamano they'll marry and what their personalities will be like
>Hear two gasps as both wives to be have entered and see each other
>They're torn between pretending they don't know each other and blurting some accusation out
>Figure they'll just take their new boyfriends and play dumb
>Kejourou clerk has never seen anybody get so red in the face as those two while picking up their boyfriends. Excluding monsters that immediately ripped off their mans clothes of course

>>33418970
You do realize that is already a canon thing, right?

>>33419005
Cute, embarrassed, haughty wife.
I'm OK with this Otohime.

>>33419034
I was half joking and marune's is mostly focused on farming anyways

>>33418612
She's going to milk your dick with that long tongue and there's no stopping her

>>33419034
plus, who said we cant have more than one?

>>33418912
thanks

Alright I think I got all the worm requests done (but not posted) so far, got anything else?

>>33413976
>Greenworm puts her hood on and puts on a brave face
>Hellhound just stands there confused for a moment
>then quickly walks by Greenworm and Anon apologizing to them
>Greenworm starts to think she’s the toughest MG in town because no one wants to mess with her
>it’s because they’re more afraid of Anon standing behind her with a spiked baseball bat

>>33415755
Personally; I wouldn’t like to bathe with beastgirl MGs. I’ve grown used to wet dog smell from years of raising them but it still doesn’t smell good.

>>33419160
Anon's not letting anyone put even a finger on his worm!

>>33417093
Can never go wrong with the classic Monarch pattern.

>>33419231
You better not be insinuating that they smell bad that's cruisin for a bruisin
And by bruise I do of course mean rape
Just in case that wasn't clear

>>33417661
>Werecat
But I hate cats!

Would you marry a Tanuki that speaks bad Engrish?

>>33419356
fuck yeah