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Chloe's dark, hairy, mature asshole

>>33369498
I had a mental picture of anons playing console normie video games with witches in the meta world like mario kart or something. Not sure if cringe or based mental picture.

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>>33369781
>witches being non-intuitive

Sources say that erika being beatrice is a alternate theory to shanon = kanon = beatrice

There's a booru!
https://erikce.booru.org/

There's the funny joke!
https://pastebin.com/XVrRMWqS

and there's even a video Wip, not by the italian!

>>33369781
>memers-briggs

For some reason these two trigger push every paternal / protective instinct button I have.

>>33370209

Jessica and Kanon!

>>33370463
kanon is more fuckable in this image

>>33370325
Uooohhh

>>33370523
both

Slow thread tonight

>>33371273
Let's have some small talk, anon.
What was the most shocking scene in the WTC series for you? Out the top of my head Is Maria going bananas on Rosa/spoiler]

>>33371397
Are you referring to the meta world scene where she kills rosa over and over?

For me it would probably be in Higurashi when Satoko pushes Keiichi off the bridge and we get to see the aftermath of the GHD

>>33371620
Yeah, that one. The build up and execution was pretty good. When Rosa noticed her hands broke like glass and that goddam scream sound effect plays I almost had a heart attack

Your pick is pretty good too. The car ride with Takano was probably peak tension for me on that arc. The anime really didn't make this arc justice, specially on how paranoid K1 was. He was one inch away from trying to kill Takano there and from the anime alone you would have no idea.

>>33371273
americans are asleep.

>>33371695

>>33371689
Is that truly the case, Anon-san?

>>33371680
Yeah that was a good one
Agreed, the VN going a lot deeper into their state of mind
I recall there being a part in the first arc where Keiichi is just completely absorbed into his paranoid thoughts for like 20 minutes straight

>>33371397
You're talking shocking as in disturbing or shocking as in "woah wasn't expecting that"?

Some of you are alright, don't come to St. Lucia's tomorrow

Satoko is such a cute lawlee keed!

>>33372002
I was thinking ''disturbing'', but you can tell your most unexpected as well, anon.

>>33370463

>>33371620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D1MewtrV1M
this is the cruelest R07 has gotten. that was an unexpected gutpunch after how cruel everything was before that

>>33372664
Does that play at the end of Tatarigoroshi-hen?

Threadly reminder that Ushiromiya Ange pays you $300 if you'd just hug her because of how lonely she is. Isn't that just pathetic?

>>33372974
Yes in the typewriter scene. not sure why this royalty free track had the power to ruin me emotionally

>>33369585
based definitely
getting to do anything with the witches is based
you just have to kill yourself in an obscure way where it's not clear if you lived or died first

>>33372994
I would want to refuse the money and hug her for free, but she would probably say something like ''y-you idiot, I don't need your pity, just take the money and hug me''

>>33373221
Stop making me feel lonely

>>33370325
This scene made me a little bit sad

>>33371695
>>33371703
That's a really cool catch. From jap twitter, I assume?
The hands are so similar it almost looks like traced, but isn't--I checked. Condensed it into one image anyways.

>>33372994
>>33373447
>Battler could've smashed this
>instead, he committed suicide with a tranny
Gay. I guess the silver lining is that he's smashing Ikuko now.

This is how Gou ends, that's why the voice actors couldn't believe it.

>>33373668
>fucking a blonde bombshell with an amazing body forever in heaven
>or your chubby bullied loser imouto
how is this even a choice

>>33373790
Should I recognize this reference?

>>33373917
Yes?

>>33373961
Well, then you'll have to enlighten me. I don't watch much anime.

>>33373974
You haven't read Umineko either?

>>33373790
Erika: detective die twice

>>33373995
You will never be a woman, tranny.

>>33373995
Oh. Would be nice if they actually made an Umineko anime.

>>33374012
>>33374029
Time for both of you to go back
>>>/a/

>>33373900
>beato
>amazing body
??

>>33374064
Beatrice's looks are based on Battler's description of his ideal girl, which is a blonde babe with big tits

>>33374029
>>33374012
You're fucking with me, right? Obviously you should know where you are and you're just fucking with me.

>>33374052
>>33374102
You're breaking my heart, anons.
There's nothing wrong in wishing they'll adapt Umineko into a TV anime one day. It would be so good.

>>33374098
Battler got a shit taste, Ange is objectively cuter/sexier/hotter and better at everything

>>33374151
If you haven't even read Umineko why are you here

>>33374012
Umineko doesn't even advocate transitioning like most retards say calm down.

There's something wrong with this fragment.

>>33374156
>Ange is objectively cuter/sexier/hotter and better at everything

>>33374193
mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm ange's big milkies!!!!

>>33374216
Ange's FAT milkies! Ange's FAT butt! Her FAT legs and arms too. And body. Maybe she should stop eating so much.

>>33374216
this is what Ange imagines she looks like when she's reading fanfictions other people wrote

I wish this covid shit was over so I can go back to shirakawa-go..

>>33374216

>>33369781
>INTP
Hehe....just like my waifu Bern, epic

>>33370325
Funny how this picture always gets uploaded when it's raining.

why didn't Enje just pay some dude to pretend to be Battler?

>>33374361
Okonogi already has that covered with Amakusa

>>33372876
Thank you... my dear Golden Witch, GOHDAtrice...

>>33374387
Based Okonogi that might or might not be real

>>33371397
>>What was the most shocking scene in the WTC series for you?
Mion beating Okonogi

>>33372876
"I've been waiting for you, my comrade"

>>33374498
Okonogi let it happen because deep down he likes a happy ending as the true protagonist of the WTC series. If Mion didn't win, then it would cause a butterfly effect that resulted in him not sucking on Chloe's fat Canadian bagged milkers every night while karate chopping her head.

>>33374541
See, this makes more sense than him being tired.

>>33374297
This is an impossible size.
How does OG sprite Ange cope

>>33374808
>How does OG sprite Ange cope
Barely

What is satoko penciling with such fervor?

>>33374971
Why, it has to be a cute Rika!

>>33373917
Fuck off from the thread. You'll be spoilered to death.

I know every single spoiler of Umineko and I haven't read it. Sometimes I pretend to have read it and argue with people that have actually read it. Sometimes they even doubt themselves because of the sheer power of my dialectical ability. Should I finally bite the bullet and read it? I have seriously sprained my leg and I don't have anything better to do .

>>33375080
Yes, it will be even better (or not) now that you know the answer. There's more things than that.

>>33375101
>>Yes, it will be even better (or not) now that you know the answer.
If it helps, I don't know which spoilers are real and which ones are fake.

>>33375080
No, you should bite a real bullet and kill yourself you waste of skin.

>>33375080
Get a load of this goat

>>33375118
>>33375114
Remain irritated.

>>33375080
This bait would work better with a 2021 filename.

>>33375147
No no, this way you can also "prove" you are an oldfag. I

>>33374254
I will encourage her to keep eating

Satori is not a cute blond aryan, but instead a flat-faced, wide-nosed, slanted-eyed, black-haired gook? Say it isn’t so

>>33375152
I don't understand the obsession that rise these days with the filename. Is it because of the tsunami of lockdown newfags?

>>33375080
FAKE
READ ERIKANTRICE MANIFESTO TO DISCOVER THE REAL TRUTH OF UMINEKO

>>33375180
Could be.

>>33375175
>Satori

>>33375175
>Satori

*Ahem*, sorry about that

Satoko is not a cute blond aryan, but instead a flat-faced, wide-nosed, slanted-eyed, black-haired gook? Say it isn’t so

>>33375175
>Satori

>>33375272
Anon is trying so hard to be edgy, and yet! And yet! He made a typo! How humiliating!

>>33375175
>>33375272
It's too late now. Your true colors have been revealed, Satori-poster.

>>33375296
Obviously this error must not go unpunished.

So Ciconia is dead? Just give it to me straight, rip the band aid off at once

>>33375326
Is someone trying to change the subject hmmmm?

>>33375326
sadly Ciconia is good but not when you read it

it fucking long, part are repeated and repeated to make it longer to justify the price.

read it is a torture but when you finish it and rethink about it by forgot all the useless part is very good.

sadly Ryukishi must learn to patch his stories

>>33369781
Ronove INTJ? I'd say ISTJ or ISTP, probably the latter.

>>33375381
Thanks for the reply. Also, how much olive oil should I put in my pasta when I boil it?

>>33375404
>oil to boil pasta
you just declared war on italy anon
no piety for war criminals like you

>Onii-chan, help! Please! Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!
>*splat*
And just like that, a single well-placed hit to the skull splatters Ange's roribrains across the wall and puts an end to her disgusting existence!

>>33375424
How did you get through all the fat tho

>>33375404
>Boiling olive oil
Why on Earth would you do that?

>>33375404

>>33375446
germans barbarians just want to see the civilization burn

>>33375446
>>33375422
It gives it flavour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoV7lw7YBG4

>>33375432
Ange didn't get fat until after the Rokkenjima incident, she would comfort eat to take her mind off the fact that Battler was gone.

>>33375479
Terrone autism

>>33375492
But look at that gigantic head

>>33375432
rorienje isn't fat, she only gets fat after the events of 1986

>>33375497
He's English

>>33375479
I hope for your sake that you are joking, it the opposite

>>33375520

>>33375123
I am totally ok with this.
But shitposting about something you have not even read is the lowest from of shitposting outside of Italy

>>33375404
I love this.

>>33375525
So you know more about cooking pasta than a master sef?

>>33375531
I love this winner with drip

>>33375536
To be fair, I watched the anime.

>>33375552
>Do you know more about cooking than an Brit
Of course

I wish I could go back to the start of this thread and never make that dumb joke.

>>33375585
Yes, a brit who happens to be a chef. Conceited ass.

>>33375569
Indisputable masterpiece

>>33375472
Imagine this dumb garbage collector trying to use a computer in 1983.

>>33375612
I can't even imagine. The flat panel monitor is immersion breaking.

>>33375593
You can put lipstick on a pig, but ...

>>33375080

>>33375612
She would become a hoarder

Posting insults about pasta to insult a pasta posting insulting Italian.

Joyous.

>>33375620
But you can't make a pig have a chef's degree and multiple succesful cooking endeavors.

Satoko would use olive oil to boil her pasta!

>>33375636
Doesn’t change the fact that boiling olive oil ruins the flavour

>>33375667
It gives the pasta better texture.

MAGICAL GOHDA CHEF

>>33375653
I want to eat Satoko's delicious cookings.

>>33375708
Gohda loses in the kitchen anyways, and starts going down a life of crime with Ooishi.

>>33375751
Would float like snot at the top of the soup, disgusting

>>33375080
Oh yeah? Then tell me how the fuck did Erika get away with murdering people in ep6?
It started off with everyone acting dead, then when she realized that she went and murdered everyone? Doesn't this violate Knox's seventh or whatever "the detective cannot be the cuplrit"?

Answer this big boy.

>>33375788
Who cares about Knox?
It doesn’t matter. Dlanor fails a lot of the time.

>>33375753
I love these professionals

>>33375836
>rules of the game, the only thing holding this story from becoming a fantasy
>who cares

>>33375788
>>33375974
>Doesn't this violate Knox's seventh or whatever "the detective cannot be the cuplrit"?

>>33375974
BOILEDPASTALAVISTA

>>33371397
Shion screaming for her mother to help her, it really makes all the difference and wish the 2006 anime hadn't skipped it. The Drama CD version of the scene is good too.

>>33376022
>>33376032
>no argument
The game started with 6 people supposedly dying in the dining hall, implying there's a culprit(s) who did this or it could be simply the witch's work, but in this case since Erika is playing detective there's no witches so there has to be a culprit.
But, it was later revealed there's no culprit and everyone was playing dead AFTER Erika realizes this by herself.
So, since the beginning, there's no culprit, it's all a prank.
Then Erika comes in and she murders all of them. Doesn't that make her the culprit?
I mean I know, unless you look in the catbox anything can be the truth, so there "could" be a culprit until the police comes but it was already stated there's no culprit, which means, since SHE killed them, Erika is the culprit!

>>33376142
Yes. This is fine.

>>33376142
Erika doesn't have the detective's authority so her killing isn't a problem, dumbass.

>>33376174
No it's not, the detective can't be the culprit.
>>33376178
Just because she lost her authority doesn't mean she's not a detective anymore, dumbfuck. Even without it she continued to investigate nonetheless.

>>33376232
Detective can be the culprit.
Knox and Van Dyne are shown to be fallible in the story. The mystery versus fantasy element is never fully resolved.

>>33376232
Yes it does moron, this is the entire reason why Erika starts killing people - to ensure that the dead are actually dead because without the detective's authority she doesn't have absolutely infallible insight. This is the entire reason why Battler sees Kinzo when he's dead already. This is repeated over and over again how the fuck did you miss this, go re-read the VN speedreader-kun.

>>33376303
>to ensure that the dead are actually dead because without the detective's authority she doesn't have absolutely infallible insight
No, she killed them because she predicted Battler's move of switching himself with someone else to create a locked room murder, she killed them so he can't use that anymore.

anyone else experiencing weird bugs when opening webms?

>>33376385
No.

>>33376361
Yeah, but she murdered them so she could make the definitive statement that they were dead in red truth and have it be 'the perfect examination'. If she had the detective's authority she would have known they were just play acting.
Umineko literally goes over everything relating to Knox's 7th in the logic error scene.

> "Y, you mean... wh, whaaat?!"
>...Finally, Beato realized everything. Yes, the detective's authority bestows several powers that are useful for reasoning, but it eliminates one single privilege. That is Knox's 7th. It is forbidden for the detective to be the culprit...

> "...In this game, it is impossible for humans without the detective's authority to examine corpses perfectly. So, there have been several tricks where the dead have all been faking and walking around where they please. You probably thought you could use that logic to create several impossible crimes after this. When I said that I wouldn't make the detective proclamation, somewhere on the inside, you must have said 'I've won'."

> "Without the detective's authority, I can't tell whether the victims are dead or faking. So, I needed a way to be sure. And, if possible, it would be preferable if they were removed from the game board, so that they couldn't make a mess of things later on."
https://lparchive.org/Umineko-no-Naku-Koro-ni-Chiru/Update%2064/

Not having the detective's authority makes Erika not need to abide by Knox's restriction in regards to detectives. She's fighting on the mystery side.

At least we can all agree Umineko is fantasy
MAGIC

At least we can all agree that we can't agree on anything

>>33376586
Ok, you're correct, I concede.

>>33376775
i don't accept your concession

>>33376667
I can't agree to that.
You have written yourself into a paradox.

>>33376799
ouuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

>>33376667
We can agree that Ange is shit and Angefags are retarded.

At least we can all agree Satoko is perfection

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38265307
#tea #リモコンバイブ

Tomita-kun???
uwwwooooooohhhhh

tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash tomitake flash

>>33376940
Satoko shits, she can't be perfect.

>>33377057
NOW THAT'S A LOOKER IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE!

>>33377061
Her shits are perfect

>>33376961
Damn.

おおっと
ごめんごめん
驚かすつもりはなかったんだ
君を助けに来た

>>33375751
>"Nii-Nii look I made stew for you, what do you mean it smells like dogshit I put all my soul into it!"

Haha imagine if he suddenly to'mitake flashed his small but girthy and angled pink penis in front of everyone haha

>>33375788
>Doesn't this violate Knox's seventh or whatever "the detective cannot be the cuplrit"?
Knox more like cocks, QED, owned, destroyed.

>>33375788
I'm back from the xrays. My original answer was that Erika isn't the detective but other anons also took part in the argument and said it in better, funnier ways.

i thought it was great tomitake got an equivalent playing a pretty big part in ciconia
he was always my favorite side character to see

>>33377305
He acts nothing like him, might as well not be an equivalent at all, they only have names going for. Stop being so shallow, this isn't a "service" to Jirou.

I hate how most poeple Treat ciconia like a fully completed story. and not like the phase one of a much much much larger tale. this is like judging every higurashi character from onikakushi

>>33377371
Not that anon but he has a camera and takes photos, which is basically equivalent to Tomitake's entire personality

MY POWER...

>>33377410
More like the first three chapters of Higurashi and Umineko since there will be four phases but I get your point. Still, the first three chapters of Umineko and Higurashi were fucking amazing and were arguably the best parts of the series, and I felt attatched to all of the characters. Ciconia on the other hand is just kind of boring overall from what we've seen in most aspects

>>33377448
wouldn't it be 2 logically speaking??? Watanagashi was super boring until the final hour, turn also felt super slow besides a couple of scenes. both picked up super hard in 3rd episodes though

that's like, your opinion, man

>>33377473
I'm just vaguely guessing around the first quarter of the story since we don't actually know how long Ciconia will be

>>33377448
Really? I liked the Higurashi answer arcs more, they were more character-focused. You're right on Umineko though, End is my favourite but I vastly prefer ep2-4 over 6-8.

>>33377474
No it isn't!

>>33376961
This guy makes some vip quality lewd shitposts.
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38229259
I can't stop laughing at this

>>33377628
Satoko sucking K1's dick for failing that quiz was hilarious

The winnerの of hinamizawa

>>33377761
Not anymore.

>>33377761
>の
https://voca.ro/1i1cfbEJYpKO

>>33377761
What a fucking loser

>>33377841
You're a loser too.

>>33377628
>omankoのtatari
Rika-chama's haunted cunt...

Where did he even get shmion saying sekkusu and Satoko's omanko? Those sound almost too good to be edited from pieces.

The retard of hinamizawa

>>33377761
>>33377841
>>33377884
Unfortunately for you guys, this is how things end

>>33378013
KEICHAN WATCH OUT HER HANDS ARE SHITSTAINED

>>33378125
I can't believe you would lie like this

>>33378125
Shh

>>33378234
God I fucking hate Shion so much

>>33378275
why

>>33378275
cute headpatslut

>>33378275
Rude!

>>33378000
Besides cracking her horns wide open, What would be the best torture for hanyuu??

>>33378379
According to Kira, making her wear paper-based outfits and spraying her with water guns so that you can see her tits see-through.

>>33378282
>>33378283
>>33378298
>quick tempered
>always yelling like a retard
>is first to cry when something bad happens
>sexually harrassing k1 everyday
I like girls to be quiet and docile, and this bitch is the complete opposite, fuck her.

>>33378418
just beat her up then

>>33378298
I can't get over that silly edit. I can't get over how JK2 Satoko is still just as cute as JS6 Rika, if not cuter! Older Rika sure is beautiful, but oh gosh Satoko is so adorable. Satoko's cuteness is a miracle of the universe.

>>33378443
My wish. Someone should make an edit of that euphoria pic with Shion instead.

>>33378418
Did you read Matsuribayashi? She's the one who offers to call the police while everyone forgot and were preparing for battle. She's the one who offers herself to save everyone else. She's the one most cool-headed about the situation. This arc is the culmination of all character growths throughout the series, and she specifically mentions the Meakashi scene that changed her (Satoko's speech).

>>33366317
>Satoko's shits are perfect. Perfectly formed, easy to pass, all nutrients extracted, waste material excreted. Her gut flora and intestinal muscles are flawless. In fact, fecal transplants from Satoko would cure almost any gut microbe-related problems. That's right. Eating Satoko's, actual, literal, shit would make you healthier. Everything in her healthy body works perfectly. All of her organs are working together in perfect harmony towards a great purpose. That purpose is Satoko.
Getting a fecal matter transplant from Satoko to cure my irritable bowel????

>>33378569
She's still a bitch tho

>>33378569
Shion was one of the few characters that Matsuribayashi didn't butcher.

>>33378784
Closest I can think of regarding anything related to "butchering" would be Rika forgetting that Takano's the culprit, which doesn't really matter because Hanyuu tells her immediately anyway. She also learns the lesson of trusting her friends again.

>>33378928
K1 was useless
Mion became op
Satoko became a god
Maid in heaven

RGD timeline leads to Ciconia
I refuse to elaborate

>>33379012
Keiichi wasn't useless, he was doing the same things he did at the end of Minagoroshi by teaming up with Rena to take down the yamainu, his word specialty isn't thrown away, there just isn't a situation to present itself because the conflict is against an armed group of mercenaries. Mion's fight against Okonogi was pretty silly but it was at least explained that she was trained by the US army themselves and Okonogi was actually cool about it, didn't even seem like he knew he was gonna win or even wanted to. If anything this is probably the arc where Mion is shown at her ballsiest and breaks out of her position as the most submissive, and I'm not talking about the fight at the end, it's her shittalking Rena and even her beloved Keiichi with emotional but hard logic during the underground scene, which made me like her a lot because she finally broke out of her perpetual submissiveness that she had throughout the whole series and it was a perfectly understandable reason for it to happen too, one of the best moments. I'm not sure what you mean by Satoko becoming a god, I guess those traps she laid? Really? That's outrageously far below what I would call "butchering", especially since the yamainu were caught by them in the previous arc too. The key difference this time was specifically stated to be Mion's genius planification.

And really? Maid in Heaven? That's the most Irie thing you could expect taken to its nth degree, so I'm not sure where does it even come close to being butchering, it was a gag moment too.

>>33379012
>maid in heaven
Explain yourself QUICKLY.

>>33379319
No matter, there will never be a clear connection since r07 always reuse some ideas and assets but never tries to tie them.

>>33378418
This video might change your mind about her. I implore you to drop any hateful prejudices you might have for one moment and just give it an honest watch when you have the time. Please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqrUmJLr5A

>>33379475
Why do I think that this youtube person posts here?

>>33379475
not him but
>Deconstruction of x
>YouTube essay
Is this actually worth watching? Every time I've seen someone bring up 'deconstruction' it's always them using it in a pseud way because deconstruction = good and smart!!

>>33379534
Yes, it's a bit far up its own ass but it's worth a watch. I do dislike her voice a bit though, sounds too depressed and bored.

>>33379330
She is the person has seen K1's fur seal!Only Once

Be still, my heart...

>no body in the closed
WHAT?

When Higurashi was still being released, was Takano always the prime suspect? I knew the spoilers from before I started reading it, but she seemed like the obvious culprit, especially after episode 3.

>>33379908
no detective authority either

>>33379475
>tranny sonozaki
I'm picking up my dropped prejudices.

Literally flawless

>>33379930
Fake or she must doubt about her own vision

GUYS IMPORTANT
THERE IS A CHARACTER IN UMINEKO THAT INSIDE HIS NAME HAS AUTMN KANJI?

HE IS JESSICA'S REAL DAD

>>33379930
Don't reply to the Italian please

>>33379831
By the way, in case anyhere here is interested, the artist just set up a fanbox
https://kawanuma2021.fanbox.cc/
How desperate am I if I'm seriously considering throwing ¥500/month at him for more cute Satokos?

>>33380003
dont post here redditor

>>33380016

>>33378418
Shion doesn't cry much though? I can only remember that time Satoshi rejected her in school, that time her fucking nails were being pulled off and that time she finally found out Satoshi was alive at the end, let alone the first to cry when something bad happens. And as far as yelling goes, it mostly happens when Satoko is being abused and the CWO are acting cartoonishly corporate about it to the point that Ryukishi himself admitted in the afterword that the real CWOs are nowhere this uncaring and cold and that he did it for the sake of drama (she actually yells more in this arc than Meakashi-hen where she goes nuts). In the second meeting, Keiichi also loses his temper and throws multiple paragraphs of anger at them (only in the visual novel though) and Rena has to smash the table in anger to vent and not explode in their faces. Shion is extremely lax in comparison later on when it comes to talking with the village elders where she happily points out their greedy, hypocritical reasons as to why they're siding with the government and not a helpless little girl. She's also surprisingly calm at the end of Minagoroshi-hen when Takano's men attack Rika and Satoko at night, even though she was willing to kill Teppei, she only resorts to paralyzing them with her stun gun.

And as the other post mentions, Matsuribayashi-hen is where she's the one acting calm and confident in the torture room compared to the other characters, because she's prepared to die so that they can escape.

Why is R07 so obsessed with /gfd/???

>>33380299
i want shion to have this face while she blows me

>>33379918
Watanagashi-hen ends with Ooishi implying that Takano faked her death. Tatarigoroshi-hen confirms that her soft, sweet-talking demeanor was just a facade and more importantly that she probably killed Tomitake. Hindsight is 20/20, but as far as Ryukishi mysteries go, this one is pretty blatant. Not the whydunnit though.

>>33380305
That's a weird way of saying you'd like to be neutered

>>33380345
Why would she bite down? I'm a good guy.

>>33380299
global financial data?

>>33379918
The culprits for both Higurashi and Umineko felt too obvious to be true for me
I still wouldn't have believed the Umineko culprit if the manga didn't confirm it

>>33380386
because Umineko official solotion violated everything that Umineko teach to us

FAKE like higurashi solution

>>33380386
You summoned him, are you proud?

Hmmmmmm how to ruin everything forever

>>33380386
You're such a cunt lmao

>>33379475
>starts the video with the first PS3 OP
Fucking bitch, I love that one.

Shitting on Ikuko's HUMILIATING writing!

>>33379555
same as Rikafag. well-written content, though the presentation could really be better.

>>33380570
>same as Rikafag.
who

>>33380553
What if the sorcerer of criticism appears in Ciconia and is Featherine's mortal enemy ?

>>33380553
Ikuko struggling to admit the reason why her shitty romance novels are so cheesy and bad is because she's never had a boyfriend but covering it up by throwing "child of man" in there and pretending she's above such mortal matters while dying inside!

>>33380651
maybe she misses Riku

>>33380651
She doesn't need a BF she has a cute husband

>>33380663
Riku is one of Ikuko's shitty romance novel characters

>>33380685
Not even married, Tohya didn't even love her enough to try and stick around which is why he tried to kill himself.

>>33380696
NO! He is the reason she writes all those shitty ass romantic novels because she misses him still, without love it can't be seen, I don't wanna elaborate, tiny explosives.

>>33380718
He did fucking not you fucking fat slobbering bitch stop projecting.

>>33379360
Irie going chunni mode

>>33380737
Now that he mentions it I seem to remember that line too.

>Ikuko and Tohya were going to be married, however Ryukishi changed it when female staff members complained.
Why were these female staff so against Tohya and Ikuko being married? Was Battler their husbando or something?

>>33380774
wut?

>>33380774
Strong as fuck female character has to marry the cripple? I dunno what else they would be so irked about

>>33380729
Riku, and magic, does not and never did exist. Riku is a fictional character invented by Ikuko to tell a story she has long since forgotten.

>>33380807
Erika doesn't exist either. She's a shitty copy paste of a previously existing character that makes easily impressed douchebags fall in love with her because they self insert as her annoying always wrong retard ass that is DEAD

>>33380737
Look at the sheer unhappiness on both of their faces, stuck in a loveless platonic pseudo partnership with a depressed suicidal man and an old cunt who is so annoying to be around that Tohya tried to kill himself rather than be around her. We can only hope that Tohya did die in the end to free him of the agony of being around Ikuko.

>>33380837
Did you just describe Bern?

>>33380729
>STAGE 1: DENIAL

>>33380837
STAGE 2: ANGER

>>33380870
I have no arguments, but I must scream: the post.

>>33380842
>>>/ck/

>>33380865
You take that back NOW. This idiotic cat is protected heritage

>>33380913
I'm not wrong. Copypasted character that's known for being wrong, to the point that she loses more than once. What a dumbass.

>>33380896
you're nearly at acceptance

>>33380929
Don't pretend you are me, faggot.

>>33380663
>>33380696
>>33380807
Who is Riku??? is this another KH reference?

I just want a RGD anime

>>33380935
And you still don't have any arguments. I do accept that easily, though, it's the rule rather than the exception.

>>33380938
The hell are you on? I'm >>33380865.

>>33380737
Did he really beat up her cat?

>>33380896
but that's the other side covering their ears, getting hostile and pretending that riku is real.

>>33380971
A cripple punches a pet cat on the fucking face because of delusions. Yes.

>>33380901
Is Ange the one behind all the anti-ikukoposting?

>>33380983
You haven't presented any argument as to why he isn't real besides using the picture of the meme character and saying haha he no real lol.

>>33380971
bitch deserved it for trying to tear up all of Yasu's letters she had sent throughout the years!

>>33380958
I've already made my argument, Riku is a fictional character who is now in the forgotten box of shitty irrelevant characters that Ikuko cringes at when she remembers she wrote it.

>>33381014
That's not an argument, that's headcanon.

Is it me or is there more vitriol this time around? Everyone's shitting on each other's characters, more so than usual I mean. Should we blame americans again?

>>33381026
What's your favourite character, anon?

>>33381001
I've yet to see any proof that he's real in the first place.

>>33381026
Blame tr/a/nime tourists

Who is This Riku Person I dont get it I dont get it! is it another kingdom hearts reference??

>>33381026
Blame tourism.

Would you buy a shitty philosophy book written by her?

>>33381050
He's in the very canon prequel of Higurashi which explains how Hanyuu got involved with the human world in the first place.

>>33381079
the prequel to ikuko's fantasy book series you mean?

>>33381093
Nah, the prequel to Higurashi.

>>33381074
God no.

>>33381025
Higurashi and all its characters, along with all the meta characters like Bern, are fiction. Gameboards are fictions written by Yasu, Ikuko or Witch Hunters. Hanyuu is Featherine in some way or another, therefore Higurashi and its spin offs which include Riku and Hanyuu are fictions written by Ikuko.

Q.E.D.

>>33381074
I'd rather buy Satoko's self-published illustrated trapmaking manuals!

>>33381111
so that fantasy book series then.

>>33381074
who's this higurashi's favourite philosopher?

>>33381144
>>33381160

Yes, I understand that you have the ability to say random things, but I require actual proof before I can take you seriously.

>>33381183
I just explained. Higurashi is a gameboard, gameboards are fiction written by Ikuko, therefore characters on the gameboards are fiction.

>>33381183
you're saying featherine is ikuko and thus hanyuu, even though we know featherine is a fictional character in-universe. we also know that higurashi is mentioned as both a fictional book and as a game board by lambda and bern.

>>33381202

You didn't prove anything, you just repeated your headcanon for the umpteenth time, I require proof.
>>33381222
Except she isn't, she's never implied to be fictional.
Higurashi is also a book in, you guessed it, Higurashi. Does that mean that the entirety of its events happened in a book it references in its own plot? Nice.

But is /07/th and the anons that post in it even real? How can I know that the posters here weren't actually elaborate bots written by some old cat lady?

Fun fact: Ooishi's car has air conditioning!

>>33381285

>>33381074
If you say it's shitty why would I buy it?

>>33381285
>>33381293
Favourite WTC character.

>>33381270
Anon are you genuinely getting heated over Hanyuu? I thought you were hamming it up and pretending as a joke but now I think you might be legit getting emotional over the prospect of your favourite irrelevant spin off character existing as a fiction. Are you okay?
>I require proof
I posted a manga page showing Higurashi is a gameboard >>33381144
Here's another one showing that Higurashi is a gameboard, which also shows Rika and Hanyuu.

I feel bad though if you're actually like the only Hanyuufag in the Western world and this is actually hurting your feels for real though.

>>33381270
the higurashi book in higurashi is explicitly mentioned to be something else entirely though. more importantly, even if the higurashi book Umineko references were to be that one (though it wouldn't make sense considering the latter treats it as a novel with spoilers whereas the former is a written report on the yearly watanagashi murders written by 2 detectives), it wouldn't change the fact that higurashi is also a game board mentioned by Bern.

you've also yet to prove that higurashi is real, since it's a prequel to a book series where featherine is fictional.

>>33381285
This guy roleplays as him all the time, he's pretty funny.
https://twitter.com/WhenTheyCry_3

>>33381346
>>33381348
>you've also yet to prove that higurashi is real
The burden of proof is on you for making a contrarian statement.
>I posted a manga page showing Higurashi is a gameboard
>Here's another one showing that Higurashi is a gameboard, which also shows Rika and Hanyuu.
That doesn't mean the Higurashi events are fake, it just means the witches are playing a game using Higurashi characters
>I feel bad though if you're actually like the only Hanyuufag in the Western world and this is actually hurting your feels for real though.
I am this dude right here >>33375080
I was doing it for kicks this entire time. Hope you had fun as well

>>33381293
I don't like this pic. Its smug aura mocks me.

>>33378542
Agreed.

>>33381485
Ooishi is insanely smug for almost no reason and I like it.

>>33381535
>for almost no reason
A 50-something detective cop kind of has to be one. It's their job to manipulate people psychologically to get answers.

>>33381440
>jap
anon.....

>>33381563
I know, he just seems to absolutely revel in it.
It's almost impossible to find a picture of him that doesn't just ooze smugness.

>>33381575
Yes?

why is kanon such a massive sissy

>>33381440
I can see this image becoming VERY useful.

>>33381587
Because Fagonknight07 can't get enough of the thought of young twink boys.

>>33381642
Yes, Ooishi oozes smugness because Fagonknight07 is gay.

>>33381673
i replideded to the wrongy post oh nooooooo

>>33381617
This account is a fucking goldmine

>>33381713
OH NO GUYS

>>33381642
meant for
>>33381602
obviously

>>33380774
They felt it betrayed Battler x Beatrice and would be too cruel.

>>33381726
https://twitter.com/gohda_ebooks/media
This account is also fairly funny. Gohdaposting never fails.

>>33381748
>last post october 31st

>>33381726
heh..

>>33381726
a jrpg with 7 party members in battle. ooishi is that powerful.

>>33381759
I miss him so much already....

>>33381778
WAIT!
Suikoden had 6.... That's our ooishi for you!

It was over before it even began, Maebara-san. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.

>>33381074
Yes, I love this tea drinking genius philosopher

>>33381074
Out of the way you shitty two bit hack, the real writer is here.

>>33381440
Huh, so it was detective Ooishi who found this out >>33371695 >>33371703

>>33382070
I love this obvious pair of issues.

>>33382071
Can’t wait for Rika to stab Satoko.
Annoyed it will take a few more weeks honestly.
Hopefully not-Featherine (but definitely Featherine) will do some hard trolling this week to keep me going.

nfufu

Satoko, NO! A BD box set is not worth it...

Who gives the best earjob?

>>33378750
She wasn't even a bitch to the Yamainu who trying to kill her and the others, she could've easily and justifiably killed them but chose to disarm them instead as Kasai's spotter when they were chasing Tomitake. She actually felt guilty for Mion not being able to live a normal life as the future family head despite Mion knowing full well Shion was screwed over far more than her and chose to sacrifice her life to save Mion and the others from the Yamainu. Despite all that she's suffered she'd still want to do it all over again and live her next life as Mion's twin again. She remembers the previous arcs in Matsuribayashi, she remembers her bad deeds, she's the ultimate atoner.

AAAAA RIKA'S GONNA DIE TOMORROW

>>33382432
ask ryukishi.

The Legend of Rokkenjima.

>>33382649
post the screencap about GME.

>reading higu
>Suspicious spriteless Guy has appeared like 4-5 times in a row
>Okonogi VA
oh noo....

>>33382680
Wait how do you know it was the Okonogi VA?

>>33382693
Umineko before i Have readeth

>>33382693
OH it's the same VA in the games, not the anime, nevermind.

>>33382680
you read umi before higu?

The Upside Down of Rokkenjima

>>33382770
Krauss's visit to Australia.

>>33382769
kinda regret doing it

The Hideous Fractal of Rokkenjima

>>33382669
which one

>>33382903
there's more than one? post them all then.

The non-existent of Rokkenjima

Feath---somebitch tells Satoko the truth about Umineko and how Rika loops. She says "if you want to go back you gotta kill her" and Satoko gets really fucking mad at her and tells her to fuck off. She goes back outside and finds Rika and Mion looking for her. Playful shit happens, they go back without Satoko telling a thing to Rika. Back in her room at St Lucia Satoko is thinking about her weird ass encounter. Rika finally pulls the stick out of her ass and tries to talk to Satoko. Satoko acts all like "see, I knew at some point she would come back to me", talks to her about the good old days and everything is cool until ******** ***** ********** *** *********** ********* ** ********** **** *************** ***** *******

>>33383024
I hate this eventual loser.

>>33383024
Rika pulls out her dick.

>>33382915
i'm not the based Kraussposter, I've just saved all the GME memes because I found them funny
1/3

>>33383044
Fuck you too.

>>33383047
That would keep things cool.

>>33382915
>>33383059
2/3

>>33382915
>>33383059
>>33383077
3/3. if there were others i didn't see them

>>33383065
Low tier country bumpkin