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i'm dissapoint /jp/
it's cirno day, and i there isn't a cirno thread on the front page?

>>3337644
>>>/a/

>>3337631
They taste like ICE CREAM, obviously.

>>3337644
back to /a/ please

>>3337661
that's where i came from. you people talk about touhou all the fucking time. i expected more from you.

>>3337674
"LOL 9" is not touhou

You would think those nipples would be blue....

>>3337689

Oh really? Then que the rest of us confused souls in, explain what it is

LOL 9 isn't a police district?

>>3337689
A Touhou meme has NOTHING to do with Touhou, amirite.

>>3337689
cirno is from touhou
9 is a nickname for cirno
therefore 9=touhou

Cirno IS Touhou. After all, she is the strongest, which means she pretty much owns every one else.

Nein

Why is she so bakalicious?

baka nipples are delicious

>>3337719
He doesn't mean it that way. There are people who don't even like Touhou but just like to do that "LOL WHAT A BAKA XD" thing. It gets spammed too much. It's annoying. Posting LOOK AT THIS BAKA'S DICK doesn't make it Touhou related really anymore, since it's more /b/ material now really.

I don't feel I explained that right, but I'm too lazy to try to think of another way to explain it.

A name is a name if you have the correct subtext to point it in the right path

Oh /jp/, you are such pricks.

>>3337836
i think i get what you're saying. people spam cirno too much, and people are sick of it.
so that would explain the lack of cirno on this board.
i see.

well, i'll be on my way

What does baka's vagina taste like?

>>3337902
I dunno, milky ice shards and tuna?

Some people (read: faggots) just try too hard. It's funning seeing them ridicule themselves here every two hours, but it's getting boring now.

>>3337917
If you already know your posts are boring, why do you keep posting.

>>3337917
>ridicule themselves
>funning

Oh the irony

who is that girl?

>>3338017
Why did she stuff ice cream in her butt? Wouldn't that be cold?

>>3338017
hell If i know

>>3338017
I never understood.
Whether it's hentai, lolicon, or any other from of Japanese porn, why the massive amounts of semen? Jesus.

>>3338062
The real question is why do they always try to stop it from leaking out with their hand

>>3337902

Vanilla bean ice cream.

>>3337902

I know I should not find that hot, but I do. Does that make me pedo?

>>3338084
No, cirno is a fairy not a child

>>3338084
No, it makes you a lolicon

>>3338017
That would be as ridiculous as frosting a cake with her butt. It can't be ice cream, so it must be milk.

>>3338108
Or it could be the semen of 20 men or a horse

>>3337902
like pixels and source requests

>>3338122
whats a pixel taste like

>>3338017
that artist sure does a lot of pictures like this.

>>3338121
>men
>picture of someone in Gensokyo

You lost me.

>>3338161
What if it was a horse then busta

>>3338159
>>3338017

Who is this artist?

The artist is

>>3338166
Where would she find a horse in Japan, let alone Gensokyo?

>>3338205
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=2889

>>3338209
Things like to appear in gensokyo from the outside world.

>>3338227
Yes, but I highly doubt that the first reaction Cirno would have on finding a horse would be to have sex with it, as opposed to freezing it. Or her surviving even if she did.

>>3338258
Fairys are hard to kill, I don't think a horse dick would kill cirno

>>3338330
No, they are very easy to kill. Just look at phantasmagoria of flower view. They reincarnate relatively quickly, however.

So how would reincarnation work with a horse dick inside of cirno?

>>3338518
Reincarnation implies not the same body.

I just imagined a horse ejaculating with sufficient force to launch Cirno in the air, leaving her suspended on a frozen stream of sperm.

Thanks /jp/.

>>3338538
>implying implications that are not expressed or implied

>>3338548

Analysis indicates that you are homosexual and have leanings towards Bestiality.

There is a 75% chance you knew both of these things already.

There is a 20% chance you own a dildo shaped like a horse's penis.

>>3338538
So would the horse be fucking a dead cirno body as alive cirno reincarnates somewhere

>>3338550
You want nor. Not expressed nor implied.

>>3338555
God, that's hot.

>>3338550
eh, fair enough. Conceding the point, but not the war.

So if you killed cirno, you would have a dead cirno body to fuck as much as you want. While alive fairy cirno is out somewhere doing things?

>>3338575
Presumably it'd melt after a while or something.

>>3338578
Cirno isn't made of ice though

You all just have these things wrong, they do not reincarnate they are just very resilient to damage, and have fast regeneration.
Which is why spirit energy is better for exterminating youkai, etc
Thus a horse dick would just tear cirno apart repeatedly while her insane fairy regeneration keeps repairing the damage.

>>3338583
her nipples are though.

>>3338583
Right, but since she's an elemental fairy I'd assume her corpse would decompose into it.

>>3337631
this looks trimmed

trimmed indeed

>>3337631

link full?

Why don't you find the full one

Fairies don't have corpses; their bodies vanish when you kill them, and then reincarnate someplace else.

Well guys, I was late for cirno day.

I came 9 times between 11:09 and 12:00

happy cirno day

>>3339184
>hi guys, i'm a leading authority on Touhou canon. Shit I make up is automatically true

this again? >w<

Well I think the reincarnation part is fanon shit.

I'm 100% sure they just regenerate fast and heavily and are harder to exterminate with regular means, than persay spiritual means

>>3339350 100% sure
What canon works can you point to that back up your claim? That's how youkai supposedly work, but I don't know if how fairies work has ever been really described one way or the other.

Ask Zun.

>>3339375
Well I remember lines about how fairys are hard to exterminate for those reasons. I just can't remember where they are from

また、妖精の個体は短命（＊１）だが、すぐに同じ姿で生まれ変わる。
Still, an individual fairy is short-lived(*1), but they immediately resurrect in the same shape.
躰がバラバラになる位の大怪我を負ってもすぐに治る。
Even if they suffer large injuries so that their bodies are in pieces, they heal immediately.
厳密な意味では、妖精は死ぬ事がない。
In a stricter sense fairies can't die.
だから死を恐れない無鉄砲な行動を取る。
Therefore they take reckless action, without fearing death.
死の概念が人間と異なる為にそう見えるが、単に頭が弱いとも言う。
Since their concept of death differs from that of humans it may look so, it is also said that they simply are stupid.
-
(＊1)　妖精の命は、人間のそれとは異なるので、短命という言い方は間違い
。
1: Fairy life differs from that of humans, so it is a mistake to say that they are short-lived.
-
In short: Fairies probably can't die, but who knows for sure because LOL Akyu.

>>3339408
Well at least I was right

>>3339408

Same reason Yuka can't die--they're aspects/spirits of nature.

>>3339430
Wait, what IS Yuka, anyways?

They taste like a strawberry snow cone.

>>3339432
A flower youkai. Aka a flower given a humanoid form, and more powers.

>>3339432
A force of nature.

Interpret as you wish.

lulz this thread been here 6 hours wheres the mods?

If we interpret how we wish, Then we end up with more nonsense useless fanon bullshit facts.

Thus we look towards the texts zun has released to find an answer, not matter how vague it is it is infinitely better than the words of a fat moron.

>>3339408
This pretty much sums it up. Youkai are spiritual/reincarnation creatures. Nothing like Buu from the DBZ series, this is entirely different.

That is for Fairies. Not youkai

Youkai (妖怪) is a term mostly associated with Japanese folk creatures and ghosts. The term can also apply broadly to anything that is a supernatural being or legend, from any culture. Because there are thousands of stories of magical beings around the world, the different types of youkai are endless. Fairies, vampires, oni, and nekomata can all be found in Gensokyo. Alternatively, it is a common Japanese belief that after a certain amount of time, ordinary objects and animals gain life and personality, becoming a kind of youkai as well. In some cases even a normal human can become a youkai under the right conditions.

For human youkai you have.
Captain Murasa - Drowned in anger

Actually thats the only one I can think of

>>3339504
goddamn macrophiles

>>3339504
neat

>>3339456

I always wonder why people believe made-up shit and never read the many touhou books

>>3339555

1. Dude, they're shooting games.
2. repeat 1 until desired result is achieved.

I really don't think ZUN thinks all this through nearly as much as the fans do.

>>3339555
Because the Touhou fandom has run absolutely out of control.

Only a direct contradiction of fandom by Word of God has any stopping power, and even then... Maybe not.

I want to rub icecubes on them until they melt away.

>>3339582

Always remember:

People are bitching about a simple freeware shmup.

If that doesn't immediately return you to a rational point of view regarding the subject, you're beyond help.

>>3339591
>Touhou
>Freeware

Now Arc, we both know that isn't true.

>>3339591
Heavily, heavily pirated. Not Freeware.

>>3339607

>implying that people pay for ZUN's games

lolololol

FAG BUYS GAMES! MORE AT 11!

>>3339591
Hello troll.
1. Its not even freeware you pirate.
2. There be dem touhou books, arrrr.

>>3339613

>There be dem touhou books, arrrr.

1. SSIB is shit.
2. PMiSS is only slightly less shit.

Implying that you like either of these horrors makes you a shitty little man.

>>3339613
>Hello troll.
>troll

If you know that much, why are you replying anyway?

>>3339620

SSIB had Sakuya, so I could tolerate it pretty easily.

>>3339620
EaLND/SaBND/OSP most specifically isn't shit, and it happens to be the most related to the subject at hand.

>>3338746
Turns out that is full. Damn.

I've become so desensitized to underdeveloped breasts that I only just now realized that this thread isn't worksafe. I think I'm losing it.

>>3339623
Why not, we are both trolling each other. Only difference is I don't use a dumb tripcode for attention

>>3339638

>EaLND/SaBND/OSP

Fanservice and ZUN verbally fellating himself. Marginally less horrible than the steaming pile of shit that is SSIB.

I suppose you're also going to say that Inaba of the Moon/Earth is a damned masterpiece worthy of recognition by the Library of Congress.

Also, I am of the opinion that Nemu Matsukura is a faggot.

Guys, I've finally discovered proof that KoG and Cirno are the same person.

>>3339612

Dude, are you still freaking out in every Touhou thread? I'm not even a big Touhou fan, but I don't even need to like the games that you're being completely immature.

Sure, people are replying to your posts which makes them immature, but it's probably been people who make one or two posts and then give up. You haven't shut up all day, which makes you the biggest dumbass of them all.

Obviously it's retarded of me to even be posting this, though, since you'll just go "^___^ U mad? They responded, so I win because I'm more mature!"

>>3339645
If this thread isn't worksafe, you need to find yourself a more rewarding job.

>>3339658

what

>>3339659

>I don't even need to like the games that you're being completely immature.

What the fuck am I reading? I cannot make sense of this incoherent, butthurt ranting.

Take a chill pill, brosap.

>>3339658

I shouldn't have laughed.

The best part is when you are anonymous you can talk to yourself

>>3339658

derp

>>3339659

hes a tripfag, what else were you expecting, they cant think at all

>>3339689
We are argueing about touhou in a thread about the taste of baka nipples

>>3339657
What's the matter, not GRIMDARK enough for you?

Anyway, Touhou project games are there for you to have fun with them. I personally could not be bothered to give a shit if everyone wants to sit around and fantasize about horse dicks in Cirno.

You have boolits for me to dodge? You have things for me to shoot?

No?

Well, I guess I don't give a fuck about your shit. Have fun with whatever you're enjoying.

>>3339703
Prove it

Also, you secondaryfags can stop pretending that there is this tremendous backstory that you need to know in order to fully enjoy the Touhou Project games.

You can enjoy them just as much if you completely ignore the moonrunes and the moeblob art. I fail to see how knowing that Cirno is a BAKA affects my ability to dodge boolits. I dodged bullets just fine when I knew her only as being that annoying low-level boss with the silly look on her face.

>>3339736
Prove it

>>3339715
>>3339741
Looks like someone challenges you to a game of danmaku, Arc.
What are you gonna do?
[ ]Accept
[ ]Decline

Since when does Prove it = play touhou.
It means give evidence

>>3339752

Prove what? That you're a secondaryfag? That's your problem and not mine. Go watch some IOSYS videos.

>>3339746 can go fuck himself with his irrelevant shit. Start a 'Let's Play Danmaku' thread, why don't you? Get a proper dick waving competition going on.

>>3339761
Bawwwwww...
Arc, you're a meanie...

>>3339761
You can't make a post screaming "YOU GUYS AREN'T WAVING YOUR DICKS RIGHT" and then back down when someone challenges you to a dick-waving contest.

>>3339786
>You can't make a post screaming "YOU GUYS AREN'T WAVING YOUR DICKS RIGHT

Oh, sure, put some more words in my mouth, why don't you.

If anything, I was wondering why the HELL you feel the need to wave your dicks so furiously over a stupid little shmup.
For fuck's sake, knowing what color panties Reimu wears isn't going to help you clear Lunatic mode.

But don't let me stop you. Wave your dicks around, by all means. Pretend that there's some gigantic, novel-worthy story that is necessary to read before you play the games.

>>3339795
The reason why the touhou fanbase is so large is probably precisely because the story (such as it is) isn't novel worthy. It's just a bunch of flat characters shooting bullets at each other that tons of people draw fanart and write stories about.

That the games are good helps too, I guess.

Tripfags are fucking lamers.

Most of you faggots have a problem with anyone enjoying life or posting on your precious /jp/. Take your third rate shit someplace else.

>>3339795 BAWWW PEOPLE DON'T ENJOY TOUHOU FOR THE SAME REASONS THAT I DO

>>3339810
what the fuck is a lamer. fuck off and die

>>3339806
DO HO HO HO HO
Grab your umbrellas, people, for shit just got real.

>>3339761
>>3339795
Prove it, everything you say has no evidence and is therefore false

>>3339806

>The reason why the touhou fanbase is so large is probably precisely because the story (such as it is) isn't novel worthy. It's just a bunch of flat characters shooting bullets at each other that tons of people draw fanart and write stories about.

Incidentally, there's not much use to arguing minutiae and pretending to know of some gigantic, overarching plot. Even the 'BUKKS' that the secondaryfans praise as Touhou canon are either shitty slice-of-life comics or yonkoma. Who gives a shit?

I sure don't.

Which was my initial observation.

>>3339815
don't like being called what you are lame and bottom tier I see. Losing your trip doesn't change the fact you are broken as a human. Damaged goods are always bottom tier.

>>3339821
I think the fans give a shit. They wouldn't make so much stuff if the original was good, but because touhou's story and characters are shit they have no qualms fucking with them.

Except the music, which is awesome, so they remix that constantly.

>>3339831

So then, if these stories are fan made, what's the point of bickering over WHOSE STORY IS BETTAR? Isn't it all equally fan-garbage that has nothing to do with the games?

Baka baka baka baka baka

I see there aren't real Touhou Fans in here.
/Jp/ isn't even worth having a thread of any touhou if this shit goes on the front page.

>>3339836
Why are you looking for a point? Shut the fuck up and dodge bullets or fap to porn or laugh at shitty 4koma jokes.

>>3339836
You clearly don't care; why do you care that other people do care?

>>3339849

Sir, I will be all too pleased if there was never another Touhou thread on /jp/. If there was an end to them, I assure you that I would not shed a single tear.

Your threat seems a little empty to me.

>>3339849
Well look at the general progression of this thread, we start with the op asking.
What does baka's nipples taste like?
People angry at naked cirno chest,
Then we go to people telling each other to go back to /a/
Then a discussion on why 9 is associated with cirno.
Then cirno porn, with one image having cirno's vagina leaking tons of cum.
Then we go into who could have came so much into cirno, with many men and horse as the only imaginable choices.
Then we get into a arguement about how horses would be in gensokyo.
Then we discuss how fairys die, go into youkai, then yuka.
Then we get into the current tripfag angry at touhou story arguement.

>>3339854
>>3339852

No, no.

YOU are the ones looking for a point. I don't need a point, and I don't particularly care for one.

I just find it funny that you can admit there's almost no story to the Touhou games, most of what is known amongst the fans is doujin work and such...yet here you are arguing over the legitimacy of your stances regarding the backstory behind Touhou.

You don't see me losing my shit if someone mentions HAPPYLIGHT Gensokyo.

>>3339867
I've seen you lose your shit over HAPPYLIGHT Gensokyo multiple times, Arc.

HAPPYLIGHT gensokyo rules

>>3339867
Fanon is just as legitimate as canon.