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poor druella

If you ever plan on going into a martial arts tournament, watch out for Yetis! They're experts in all the grappling techniques!

>>33348742
>rape becomes illegal in demon realm
>just becomes a law the mg police never convict
>most of the time they'll just respond with a congratulations on getting married

>>>33348646
>Somewhere a wandering sandworm hears a thump and what sounds like muffled screams of frustration

Statistics show a cheshire can hear a can opener from over 100 meters away, please make sure there's no cheshires nearby when you decide to open a can of tuna!

>>33348993
I eat tuna often so I probably would have a shit ton of cheshires crawling around my house

>>33348846
Rape is impossible because penetration is officially recognized as marriage.

>>33348993
Must be fun to open a can in the Cat Kingdom.

>>33348993
Cheshire is going to be disappointed when the only canned foods I have are porc & beans

>>33349084
You get arrested for not having enough food for all of em

>>33348846
Hi. I'm Anon Cockson and this Is Jackass
>learn rape is now illegal
>get all the meat I can and cook it in front of the Hellhound neighborhood
>Dont't wear a shirt or pants as well
>When approached, respond with " rape is illegal, ya know"
>cut to hospital with my new 72 hellhound wives

>>33349168
the fatal mistake was skewering the meat with his cock and waving it around chanting "LOL COCK KABOB"

>>33348742
Ushi-Oni wouldn't survive in that scenario without becoming super villains.

>>33349235
youre now making me think of city of heroes/villians with mgs now

>>33349235
> Ushi-Oni wouldn't survive
>strong
>confident
>big
They would thrive

>>33348742
now how am I supposed to get my daily dose of rape, I can't function without being pulled to the side by the mamano who work at the office

>>33348993
So say I want to attract a Cheshire.

>>33348742
There's a few kingdoms that we know about. The three in the Mist Continent, The Order, Dragonia, Fairy Kingdom, Demon Lord's Forces Etc
There should be at least two desert kingdoms, because there wouldn't be encyclopedia entries describing realms run by Pharaoh and Apophis if it hasn't happened
Would places run by Wights, Vampires, and Slime Queens be considered independent?

To what extent monster states consider one another part of the same country? Not many places seem to be under the direct rule of the DL to begin with. I don't think that the Monster Lord rules anything outside of Royal Makai; I don't think she particularly cares about how monster states govern themselves as long as they don't start trying to overthrow her for some reason or start doing things that would endanger the global supply of men.

Lescatie is a monarchy de jure ruled by the Roper Queen and de facto ruled by Druella, Polove is ruled by a bunch of incubus wizards, Dragonia is also a monarchy ruled by a Dragon Empress, and Court Alf is a group of allied islands each ruled by their most skilled unmarried monstergirl musicians.

In general, though, monster kingdoms seem to tend towards some degree of anarchy since most monstergirls don't really care about

>>33348742
>>33349368
>Anons think they're safe now that rape is outlawed
>some of the more violent girls struggle with the transition
>can't stand being forced to beg for a guy's consent before they take him
>others thrive
>discover that cornering some guy against a wall and teasing him until he admits how much he wants them to ravage him is even better than rape
>techniques are quickly shared, spread, and improved
>wedding rates skyrocket as Anons turn to putty in the hands of strong, confident monsters

>MGE world
>Die a shitty medieval death like starving after some blight or slowly bleeding to death from a sword in your gut on a nameless battlefield or from bandits
>get picked up by some sex-crazy wisp and be hers for the rest of eternity
You know, mamono are alright.

>>33349567
Pretty sure there are numerous of smaller desert kingdoms

>>33349645
I'm pretty sure it's a /tg/ copy pasta anyway.

>>33349635
What if I die but I don't like wisps, and I didn't have anyone waiting for me in the afterlife? Do I stay alone forever?

>>33349567
I like to imagine there's a minination of harpies, built at the base of a steep mountain with rickety wooden structures built all over it. At the top is a Gryphon den as she runs the place, since she's the only one with hands and therefore the strongest

>>33349669
That is just one scenario. Other ones are being ressurected by a lich roaming the old battlefield for corpses. Or some romantic vampire saving you from death's embrace just in time with a vampiric kiss and and a corny dramatic line You get to be her loyal servant for the rest of eternity.

Mofu recharging
Please stand by until your fox is back to operational conditions

>>33349669
banshee or a whole host of different undead

>>33349698
Okay, but we certainly need to more if there are more options on the afterlife. Here's me hoping KC will expand that part.

>>33349731
I want to worship Hel with my wight wife!
And offer her the fresh new undead couples from former adventurers!

>>33349748
Evil wight queens are my weakness

>>33349720
Banshee gets you when you're dying or close to die. The starting point is that I'm already dead and not coming back.

>>33349731
Anyone with an undead wife automatically gains immortality without dying and there is a blessing of undeath spell that transforms a person into an undead upon dying. Anyone that worships Hel automatically gets this blessing.

>>33349769
But if you’re dead, then how are you online right now?

>>33349769
too bad, youre not allowed to die

>>33349773
>>33349783
But I want to know more about the afterlife that KC mentioned. Maybe it's even better than the living world.

>>33349799
Other gods probably have some kind of special afterlife besides those described for Hel and Fallen god but like everything else the answer is "please be patient".
>2) Is there magic for resurrection or reincarnation?
>In the case of being in a state of apparent death, or immediately after death, the souls can be recalled. But basically, it is difficult to resurrect dead unchanged. However, Human women and MGs can relatively easily revived as "undead", and by the one who mastered necromancy, it is possible that a man can revived as "undead incubus", not changed to undead MG. Also, In the world of MGE, there is the system of reincarnation of souls, but still I can't answer them, so please wait.

>>33349857
The Fallen God doesn't have an afterlife does she? It's an alternative dimension where you never die. Not the same thing.

>>33349760
Terrible and vile!
Also please look forward to a cute little combat commission gift I'm getting of Elizabeth! It looks really cute and cool!

>>33349909
>that tongue
Oh no!

https://twitter.com/vanripperart/status/1363843811651248131/photo/4

>>33349885
It's her heaven where she and her angels are from. It's just as much intended as her afterlife as those that worship Hel gain immortality in the mortal world as their afterlife.

>>33349084
>Presenting the queen of the Cat Kingdom with a humble can of sardines from your own world.
A fine gift.

>>33349949
But it's not really an afterlife since you don't go there after dying, you go there with your physical body with your wife.

>>33349986
>Saving your Parent's ailing cannery business from being bulldozed by evil (((Businessmen))) at the last possible moment by presenting them with a signed contract for 1 million cans of American-caught seafood for you newfound Jinko queen and her subjects

>>33349559
Just get an electric can opener and walk around with it turned on until you get the desired cat

How do people deal with such tall wifes?

>>33350442
Just be her height.

What do you all think about sisa?

>>33350442
Just give her some extra worship

>>33350480
is that supposed to be elsa's fursona or something
either way it's not relevant to this thread

>>33349957
>the queen of the Cat Kingdom
>it’s just some house cat that wanted to sleep on the throne
>now everyone is praying to her

Oh would you look at that, Anon! How'd you get under me? I jumped on you? Well isn't that a hoot. I don't know how that could have happened. I was trailing you for the past couple hours? Well well well looks like we have a real super sleuth on our paws, er, hands! Get off? And just what are you going to do if I said no?

>>33350512
It's a dragon girl. Literally a girl dragon that can talk and act like a human.

>>33349760
I literally cannot achieve an erection unless it's either a Wight, a massive Wolfu, or Diablo in D3 as done by Exaxuer.

Did anyone originally think how to train your dragon was a erotic fanfiction?

>>33350644
"evil" powerful mamono are important

>>33350566
>Get off? And just what are you going to do if I said no?
How about "get me off"?

>>33350671
What do you think pure dark matter tastes like, can I just scoop it out like pudding and eat it?

>>33350688
Mind break and sex

im curious how many assmen here?

>>33350711
I would be a professional demon ass licker in the MGE world

>>33350711
The fuck? Thats where shit comes from and it stinks you fucking fecalphiliac.

>>33350696
Fill a syrup bottle with the stuff then pour it on a stack Holstaur Milk Pancakes. Yum, good mind break

>>33350711
I want a girl to do this to me.

>>33350711
i love ass as well

>>33350739
But babies come from vaginas, by your logic if I fuck a woman in her vagina, then I’m a pedophile.

>>33350751
>not making your “special syrup” for your waifus pancakes
What kind of terrible husband are you?

>>33350751
>eat the pancakes for breakfast
>black out
>wake up in the evening in a rather trashed house with your wife all satisfied and cum-bloated

>>33350768
jej

>>33350783
I do that every other morning! This was just a special occasion, dark matter isn't easy to come by when you don't live in a Dark Demon Realm y'know!

>>33350480
Sorry anon, you want the /trash/ or /aco/ threads, this is MGE-specific Monstergirl thread.

>>33350442
Be her big spoon.

An incubus soldier from the Demon Realm Army Forces stationed in a location that has a nearby peasant village/hamlet has taken an interest with a local peasant woman.

I didn't shit at all last night, but I also didn't sleep well. My butt was kinda pasty though.

>>33350958
Cute, but an incubus wouldn't be interested in a normal human, unless she was in the process of being monsterized that is. Or are you implying she was already a mamono?

>>33350958
Incubi don't tend to care about human women, and they don't get pointy ears either.

>>33350958
>"Hey wanna see my sword"
>You think he's making an innuendo
>He pulls out his actual sword
>"Pretty cool huh? It's pink and has hearts on it"
>You are somewhat disappointed

>>33351017
She's a Demon in disguise and he didn't get fooled.

Ara ara!

>>33351059
I want an ara ara but for her to look and be five or six and have the mind of a 52 year old.

>>33351017
>>33351028
Don't judge the man's tastes! He's very vanilla, but he might be disappointed when she turns into a succubus anyway so he just has to deal with it.

>>33351028
>and they don't get pointy ears either.
True though you could probably get them if you wish

>>33350566
>those abs
I don't own my chastity anymore do I? She may be gracious enough to return it but the only person who decides what happens with it is her considering she's already on top.

>>33350711
There's nothing I want more in life than a whole tribe of fat assed porcs that I can grab whenever lazing around the house

Reptilians with Mamaries?

Why?

>>33351044
That sounds like a funny scenario to be honest
>Disguised demon tries to seduce a king in a human kingdom
>The king is actually an incubus in "disguise" and sees right through her immediately
He is getting desperate

>>33351212
Yeah, I want to eat them as scrapple.

>>33351028
Elf Incubi exist.
>>33351212
Anon, the nip!

>>33350711
Need

>>33350671
Yes

>>33350711
Big booty pharaoh is my weakness

>>33351288
I need a hedonistic, THICK pharaoh.

>>33351300
Sounds fun. Though I prefer a serious and stern one with a big ass. Something like a warrior queen.

>>33350711
Absolutely.
And yet I dislike anal. Go figure.

>>33350711

>>33351365
Oh, warrior queens are normally my go to but right now I'm feeling one that's made a hobby of feasting and fucking and general lewdity when she isn't ruling.

>>33351365
Will the warrior queen permit me to taking a nap on her ass, using it as a pillow?

>>33351409
She would love to spoil her exotic consort. Just make sure to be a gentleman and make up for it later.

>>33351300
I gotta find me one of those to bully and rob blind.

>>33351438
Anon, you say that but you fail to realize something, she's thick and hedonistic because she's competent enough to set up the kingdom to run before hand

Reminder that pharaohs ranked well below other noble undead in the thread poll.
Not annoyed by the talk, just amazed at how vocal the minority is.

>>33351465
so can I play her ass like a pair of bongos in front of her entire court while she is giving a speech?

>>33351484
People seem to often forget that Pharaohs are undead.
I don't recall the poll results, but they should be above bloodsuckers.

>>33351484
shes okay, kinda mundane looking for me, but chocolate skin isnt enough, but anons keep posting and its starting to tempt me

>>33351519
Of course, because she's giving out sound instructions despite the fact that she looks more like some pumped up pleasure slave than a ruler

>>33351373
Surely you must like doggy style at least

>>33351484
I like her better than the scorpion but she's pretty bottom of the barrel as far as desert beauties go.

>>33351603
But of course.

>>33351484
Kinda weird thing to bring up. Though I guess we are just very fanatical in praising the pharaoh

>>33351548
I like her design and the voice thing.

>>33347406
>>33347527
>>33347784
Hungry Horny Caterpillar drawfag anon, are you still there?
I've got the references you were asking for.
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150119-caterpillars-that-attack

Bullying methodical seducer monsters by being assertive and demanding sex on the first date!

>>33351666
Yeah, still here, thanks I'll add that one to the list. Started working on one of the suggestions already, if you want a preview

There's something off about my cat...

>>33351705
Girls getting flustered from being princess carried is my fetish

>>33351830
did ya remember to tell 'em to give ya the smuggest cat they had, right bro?

>>33351870
Best when done with big girls.

>>33351830
Yea, she keeps dragging her ass across the floor. And she has the audacity to do it in front of you every time. And she’s smiles when she does it too.

>>33351898
yup, making big girls feel like normal girls is one of my favorite kinks

>>33351785
>Greenworm anon is doing my stupid idea
Between this and LN doing my stupid Wendigo greentext the other day I feel like I’ve peaked and this is probably gonna be the happiest I’ll feel in my 30’s.

>>33351830
She's a sweaty rubber slut?

>>33350711
I’m an assman and my waifu is a lamia. It’s hard sometimes, but she makes it worthwhile.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that possession is something to keep an eye out for.
No telling when a ghost or demon watching you in secret may start performing 'reconnaissance'

>>33351898
Big girls require big muscles to lift,
Better start lifting

>>33350711
My waifu is a Troll. Life is ducking amazing.

>>33351830
Tell her to take those stupid looking fake elf ears off.

>>33350711
need bottom-heavy hellhound gf

>>33352122
>possessed by demon wanting you to fully summon her or unseal her
>her sultery voice in your head
>Giving you really lewd dreams and visions
God I didn't know I wanted this.

>>33352216
yup, I too want to be squashed by her large, soft ass and feel the weight of it press my face into the bed

>>33352236
Overdosing on hellhound ass!

fun with corruption
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87961459

>>33351870
>>33351898
>>33351919
This is the best. It's about time you give them a little taste of their own medicine for doing that all the time.

>>33350711
>>33352113
I'm an assman and my waifu is a troll. Life's fucking amazing.

>>33352270

>>33351785
Are those Xenomorph chips?

>>33352221
i dont even want lewd dreams, just something to drown out the neuroticism

>>33351830
>>33352045
I've been iffy about the latex fetish, but I'm a smellfag and like sweaty girls, does this stuff trap body heat or something?

>>33352221
>ancient evil MG is trying to seduce you into breaking her seals
>starts toying with your head
>starts reading your mind and seeing your dreams
>becomes terrified of you after only five minutes in your head

>>33352424
It makes you uncomfortably sweaty.

>>33351785
>condoms
leave

>>33352221
Dreamtime ITT? After I fell in love with my wight wife, I had a pretty harsh dream of her. Wake up in my bed, can't remember why or how or even if I was bound to it, only recall that I couldn't or wouldn't get off. Wight wife is pacing around a circle of protective candles around my bed. I don't keep any candles around my bed, have never done that, but I got the instant feeling that the candles were protective.
She starts blowing them out one by one, her claws pulsing and getting more opaque each time. Scared as fuck. Then she gets to the last one, pauses a while, then blows it out too. Woke up around that time and wanted to go back so fucking bad.

>>33352310
not gonna lie, i have no fucking idea why that manga is soo popular. its generic as all hell.

>>33352445
Waifu's comfort is more important than just one fetish, but good to know.

>>33352455
Lucky. I've been lucid dreaming more often here lately, and I always try to manifest a monster girl to cuddle with, but it never works out like I want.

>>33352462
It's cute and low-stakes or something, I guess. I expected it to be more harem when I read the summary. I kinda wish he was adopted by a hot milf demon instead and that Alice was a girl.

>>33352486
I don't think of her often at work or try to force it. I think writing is best, or other creative mediums to make her more real and fleshed out. Even better if you have someone to ping pong ideas for her off of. Then your head can start filling in the rest without going full schizo.

She looked kind of like this, only less pretty and more bitchy. Chapter 49 is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/72890589

>All those people last thread worrying that their writing isn't good enough
What would your wife say if she came through the portal and learned that you didn't even write so much as a sentence about her? It doesn't matter if you don't think it's good! Post it! Post it now! Go back and read some of the garbage I spewed when I started. You can do it, I believe in you!
On an unrelated note, here's an alternative version of Gakke that I scrapped for being too goofy. https://pastebin.com/WfV0xM7P

And this is for the scraper, just to clear up any future confusions as to where I've gone (hopefully).
https://pastebin.com/kZ8FGSTr

>>33352445
You sound like you're talking from experience

quickest way to get sat on by a bottom heavy monster girl?

>>33352586
offer your lap to her.

>>33352586
lie down

>>33352538
I did date a dominatrix when I was younger, so yes, I do know from experience.

>>33352452
don't worry, there's a joke coming with them

I JUST WANT SOME GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SLE

>>33351616

That's a big kot butt

what would do if you could teleport like a Cheshire? would you use it to prank monster girls or would you just use it to get out of bad situations

>>33352517
OH NO SHES A BITCH

>>33352872
Honestly I'd probably just use it to give my mom a hug right now.

>>33352796
You wanna get lupus?

>>33352872
Use it to avoid walking and be constantly lying down.

Just introduced my seahorse wife to the TV. She's convinced there's actually small people trapped inside and insists she can extract them with her halberd. I keep trying to explain how it works but she's just not having it.

What do?

I wish to make a monster mom

>>33352692

>>33352913
Point the camera at her.

>>33352872
Teleport my head out of the couch cushion before wifey sits down. We'd have so many laughs.

>>33352882
She's perfect for Anon

>>33352945
Facts.

>>33352889
You uh, you ok anon?

>walking down a dark alleyway as a shortcut home late at night
>can slightly hear and definetly feel a presence behind you trailing by a couple meters
>faintly can hear hushed footsteps
>look behind quickly
>see a pair of glowing yellow eyes and a large silhouette dash into the inky darkness
>sigh and pull out your phone
>hit the #1 emergency contact button
>80s city pop ringtone heard throughout the alley
>your CC ocemomeh maid creeps towards you embarrassed
>"You didn't have to stalk me to make sure I got back safe"
>"Jaja sorry is force of habit from days as little girl in jungle"

>>33352913
Hope it wasn't expensive.

>>33352945
Why would a bitch be perfect?

>>33352971
would cuddle and hug that jungle cat

>>33352913
Tell her she can teleport inside the magic box by spinning around 1000 times in place, you read about it in a grimoire or something. That'll buy you enough time to think of a better more permanent solution like turning on cute cartoons so she just forgets about the trapped people

>>33352957
Probably quarantine, duh.

>>33352517
>>33352882
Anon is suffering

>>33352468
What if the waifu gets a skinsuit for (You)?

>>33352996
eros is mysterious in her ways

>>33353003
Don't trust the jungle cats anon. They're natural born peniskillers. Right there she was probably aiming to take him by surprise in the alleyway but got found out and had to laugh her way out of it. The moment you show those things any weakness they'll be pregnant before you can say help.

>>33352996
Because anon is kind of a bitch

>>33352996
You get what you fucking deserve, anonchama.

>>33352957
>>33353013
This. My job takes me away from my loved ones and now I can't go back.
Want to pay an eros houri in heartfelt poems telling her how perfect she is to relay hugs back home.

>>33353078
I call bullshit on the vegan part of that jungle cat intro and I will make this jungle cat a proud mother without me having to be raped by her

>>33352424
absolutely

>>33353038
Well, I'd probably be under the effects of a shotafication potion (or whatever), so I'd be ok with it.

>>33351084
>5 or 6

Y
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>>33353078
>Vegan

>>33353105

>>33353158
It’s okay Wendi-Chan! Vegans are made up by the Order to scare good girls like you! They don’t exist!

>>33353159
She'll do nicely.

>>33352925

Making your monster into a Mommy >>> Making your Mom into a monster

>>33353105
> As-salamu alaykum, anon-kun!

>>33353078
>>33353158
>She thinks Fish and chicken aren't meat

>>33353250
>Sexy Hori suicide bomber covers you in aphrodisiac, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles

Yes please

>>33353250
I swear to god Anon, you're a genius.
Thank you for the laugh

>>33353102
chama?

>>33351277
I want to introduce a gazer to the joys of degreasers

>>33353106
This. Cats only chew grass to flush their intestines of worms. I know her secret.

>>33353236
But what about the poor non-monster mom who wants to be a monster?

>>33353301
How would she look like after that?

>>33353348
Like the Silver Surfer but with tentacles and no board

>>33353348
albino spaghetti monster

>>33353106
Smart anon, knows that to not get raped you just have to make her pregnant beforehand. I can't wait to see the seething look on her face knowing she can't rape you when you're alone together at the maternity store hand in hand picking out flower print pregnancy dresses to compliment her charms and a bedspread for the coming little one. I'll bet she's dying inside knowing that the time you spend together where she's sitting in your lap while you lock hand and paw and rest them on her gravid belly getting elated to feel a kick could have been spent pinning you down and having her way with you. Looks like the score is 1 for the guys, 0 for the jungle cats. The absolute state lmao

>>33353401
Can't get raped if you rape first.

>>33353254
>Meat? I not eat that. I eat what belove husband anon cooks me. Says it is "Chii-ken"es and "Fee-shh"es, is good for strong muscles!

>>33353003
Yes. Some anon mentioned a milfy ocelomeh maid humming and gently shaking her ass and her tail to city pop while she cleaned in a previous thread, I don't know why but that just pushes buttons that I didn't know existed.

>>33353482
Yup that is good, turning savage monster girls to civilized housewives

If incubi are born from monsters, are the monsters going to focus on going full colonialism and mass rape the humans or will monster mana stop spreading because they don't give a shit?

I'm designing a (very) strong cow right now, any additional ideas or something you would wanna see in the design?

>>33352872
I'd be an asshole until someone catches me and makes me stop.
>Teleport into a pharaoh's tomb and knock over all her prized ceramics, leaving a forged IOU from the local Apophis
>Teleport into a wight's mansion and paint myself into all the portraits, or replacing the art with a drawing I made in MS paint
>Teleport into a horc's den and spraying air freshener until her scent is removed, ruining the waaagh

>>33353549
She needs an eyepatch.

>tomboy childhood friend monsterizes into a big-winged succ
>she constantly teases you for being jealous while flying around since you always said you wanted to fly
>try to go batman and invent your own flying gear and end up failing repeatedly like those old airplane silent videos while she laughs at you for being frustrated
>finally pull it off and dive onto her peregrine style with your stealth wings while she's out soaring casually
>pin her down and start teasing her about how she's now gonna be on the receiving end of the bullying
>you look into each other's eyes and she gets flustered and turns her head away
>you move your head closer and force her to look at you while both your heartbeats get faster
>take her there and then making tender to her as you see her moan cutely like that for the very first time
>cum buckets inside her while you tightly embrace each other while both your wings flap around
>she tells you she's always wanted this while you're peaking from your orgasm
>you both realize it's dark already and she gets mad at you for making her late doing groceries and her mom will get mad at her again
>she tells you she'll get back at you at mid-air dogfight sex and make you cum like a quickshot
>she gets on your nerves and you tell her she's the one that'll get fucked silly instead
>you both have to walk home since her wings are soaked with cum and yours got mangled

>>33353549
Put a grade of beef tattoo on that thigh, good fucking god.

>>33353549
a little bit of belly pudge

>>33353549
pubes

>>33353576
i second this

>>33353573
I ain't so good in beef grading, what would this beef be rated at?

>>33353549
She needs BEEGER arms for BEEGER hugs.

>>33353549
If you plan on adding color, maybe add some tan or a sunburn. Make it look like she sticks her arm out the window when she drives.

>>33352221
I need that so badly.
The night terrors have been getting worse since I lost my job and can’t afford health insurance to pay for my medicine.

>>33353601
Give her a USDA prime. It's the grade reserved for less than 2% of cuts.

>>33353601
PRIME

>>33353572
>>she constantly teases you for being jealous while flying around since you always said you wanted to fly
Holy shit, I would be so sad. I want wings.

>>33353572
I just realized I diverted completely from my initial image earlier of him giving her a penalty for losing by riding on her back while using her short twin pigtails as handlebars, but that could be her next punishment for losing the rematch, though now I just thought of her giving him rides to make up for his wings getting wrecked since it'll take him a while to make new ones.

>>33353549
Messier hair.

>>33353552
>Cheshire gets pissed you're outshining her so she confronts you and you start having a teleportbehindyou-off

>>33353545
In a house of girls, Rachnee is the only woman

>>33353670
that cheeky cheshire needs to get her cheeks clapped

>>33353670
>you think you finally outdid her by tipping an entire herd of holstaur over while their minotaur guardian ran around looking for you
>MADA MADA
>she starts the running of the bulls

>>33350711
man I just want a girl to love
good thing bout these threads is the monsters on the outside

>>33353697
>MADA MADA
I immediately thought it was MUDA MUDA when I glimpsed that part.

>>33353675
Are we judging by the amount of legs or the size of breasts

>>33353758
Isn't Cerea bustier?

>>33353769
She's a horse

>>33352872
I would use it to for mundane stuff like saving on gas money. This in turn would probably piss off any and all Cheshires in the area.

>>33353670
We'll see how she reacts when I use my teleport ability to perform my ultimate asshole technique:
Teleporting right in front of her and then stealing her kiss virginity

>>33353697
>MADA MADA
Need me some cheeky robot ninja gf

>>33353582
>>33353549
Forget everything else, this is the most important.

I had a thought, Cheshire redneck

>>33353859
DRAWFAGS YOU HEARD THE MAN

why hasnt there been goblin efforts to miniaturize the manticore, and have it be a deluxe, maybe cuddly onahole-on-a-string

>>33353859
>Cheshire redneck rocking back and forth on her porch
>Chewing a stalk as she giggles about committing the greatest prank of all
it's tax fraud

>>33353427
What happens if we rape at the same time? It would probably come down to whoever made the absolute fastest move, but for argument's sake let's say it was too close to call. Do we just flip a coin and see who won, or is there some sort of judging criteria we can get out here to fairly assess the winner? Is it even still rape at that point if we are both consenting under the premise that the other isn't?How are we going to tell our daughters that we are not married to a rapist but to a loving spouse?

good nite frens

>>33353880
Actually...

>>33353899
Who ever cums first and ends up getting ragdolled from multiple forced orgasms.

>>33353903
Don't let the wights bite.

>>33353906
I wonder if mofuffon is a thing

>>33353903
nite fren

>>33353922
What's that?

>>33353859
Cheshire's Hump and Pump, formerly Hatter's

>>33353934
Small griffon

>>33353918
I hate to break this to you... that Wight doesn't have any teeth...

>>33353906
This always reminds me of something you would put on a keychain or on your rear view mirror.

>>33353942
I see.
You too doubt the wight-fangs.
The spectral fangs that don't show up until you let her nibble your neck.

In an alternate universe version of Monster Musume, monster sex with humans is legal and the harem straight up gangbangs Kimihito and Lala just stands there surprised at wtf is going on.

What if I steal the spotlight at the Black Mass showcasing phase but deny the bapho's paw in marriage because my passion for magic and tech is stronger than cunny?

>>33353988
>the harem
And it's still shit. You've changed nothing.

>>33353951
Would she be okay with that?

>>33353988
I thought everyone was already getting action except the MC and his harem

>>33354017
Your magic and tech are gonna turn into a monster girl and fuck you.

>>33354103
They pretty much are.

>>33354103
>I thought
You're not supposed to do that, don't ask questions, just read the chapter and then get excited for next chapters

>>33354127
The guy who gets the fucking cow and oni AT THE SAME TIME

>>33354113
If my tech did turn into monster girls, they wont fuck me, I'll have no interest, I will keep them for research though. And I'll keep winning these Black Mass Exhibitions with them.

>>33354127
Spiders are so pretty

Don't make me kiss you on the lips my silly little anon-kun.

>>33354127
Milk snake

>>33354182
When monsters say things like this, your best option is to do whatever they threaten to do to you. They may be sexy, but they need to be reminded that they're not in control.

>>33354182
dare

>Be bootlegger for contraband in demon realms, work with some buddies to smuggle the goods into cities and to the black markets
>All that illegal stuff, like condoms, porn, and worst of all, non-aphrodisiacal alcohol
>You've managed to make it big, staying under the radar but also making a nice little profit for yourself
>Though todays run has hit a snag
>a big, meaty, minotaur shaped snag
>Someone must have tipped them off, this entrance was supposed to be clear, but she knows your there, and is moving in for the routine inspection
>you're pretty sure you got the goods hidden well enough, but the fact you are trying a side entrance instead of a main entrance will convince her to take a closer look
Well anon, how are you getting out of this one?

>>33354182
I bet you won't! You don't have the cohoneys!

>>33354182
Can't kiss me if you can't catch me!

Wurms popping up from the ground is charming

>>33354442
Gonna ruffle her hair and call her a good girl.

>>33354454
>getting closer to the wurm that has burrowed up through your floor
This is how you get Bobbit wurm'd

>>33354497
Don't care, gonna squish her cheeks and tell her she's an adorable, cute wurm.

>>33354294
>isn't there something you'd rather take a look at then my old cart?
Gotta turn up the charm on these monster oafs.

>>33354338
>Fufufu, is that how you want to play?
Congratulations, you've just activated her rape mode

>>33354497
She'll bite off your dick?

Caterpillar stronk

>>33354716
hag greenworms should just pap already,

>>33354699
Something like that, either way, the end result is getting dragged into the wurm tunnel

>>33354750
Oh no?!

I want caterpillar girls that molt into hard-carapaced sexy shapely chrysalises that are still completely conscious like Metapod and can still talk so you can fuck her hard-shelled body while she metamorphoses.

Standing before a demon army.
Spreading your arms out and shouting: "Take me!"

How do I keep kakuens away from my banana?

>>33355053
Eat it first.

>>33355053
give up. monke is too powerful, if you refuse to peacefully surrender they will simply beat the shit out of you until you are to weak to put up a fight

>>33355155
Looks like you have to use a raging mushroom to teach them the pleasures of being on the receiving end of ryona sex.

>yandere lilim makes her own demon realm
>the monsters are affected by her mana to become more like her
>becomes an entire demon realm of yanderes
>no unmarried man has been known to return from it

>>33355053
embrace monke, there is no other choice, you are doomed

>>33355289
Well, I got nothing to lose, I'M GOING IN!

>>33355343
JENSEN NO!

>>33355155
>>33355300
Fine I gave up and gave her my banana, which she happily ate, but then asked me for my banana again. I don’t have another banana what do I do now?

>>33355396
I'M GOING FOR THAT LILIM TAIL, AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

>>33355441
Better find another banana real quick, or else

Caesar weak. Doggos follow Koba now.

>>33355289
>>no unmarried man has been known to return from it
So have married men went there? What did they say when they returned?

>>33350442
Many benefits, such as motoroboat while standing, or if she's really tall, eater her out while standing.
In addition to a very big spoon and her being able to tease you in all sorts of ways.

>>33355155
>>33355300
NOOOOOO I don't want to return to monke!

>>33355940
Monke strong together

>>33350442
By realizing that most are big softies, and are worried about hurting you due to their much greater size and strength, meaning you can dominate them using them as onaholes

>>33355996
How do I master this technique?
Asking for a friend.

>>33352452
Some races like them, they're great for pack lunches.

>>33356157
“Most” you just got unlucky. But if you’re set on dominating your big wife then first things first is to take initiative and take her first, she’ll be taken back by your boldness unsure how to act and with that weakness you have to exploit it using every known act of foreplay from massaging her muscles to eating her out she’ll be putty in your hands soon enough

>>33355996
>>33356472
Big muscle monster girls getting dominated by smaller humans is just the absolute best.
Sauce? I can't find anything using either image or tags.

>>33355289
No, that's really simple, I'll just be so undesirable that none of them will go yandere over me.
So I'll just be myself.

Chibi-mamoth needs to chill

>>33356902
Buchou Chinke Oni Musume Matsuri

>When a valk starts calling you master

>>33357267
Arigatou.

Do all married monster girls do house work or do they hire a maid?

>>33357483
They use house work as an excuse to dress up as a maid

>>33357483
Maids for the other rooms, but Da Hoard is just for us.

>>33357518
Maidicore

Fallen maidens was nice

>>33357483
No.

Do you think they wag their tails like dogs when they are happy?

>>33357945
I think their ears would fidget when they’re happy. Their tails seem to move just arbitrarily, unless they want to use them

>They have an innate ability to sense the existence, and know the future of humans who will eventually become heroes. It is said that among the Echidna, there are a few who have raised their future husbands with their own hands, before they even showed the slightest potential as heroes, supporting them from the side, helping them grow, and then in the future, mating with them, drowning them in pleasure, and taking them prisoner. Thus, the important female supporters of many heroes in legends and stories have actually always been an Echidna, and, it seems, in most cases, the heroes who supposedly disappeared and went off somewhere after saving people are actually off alone with their serpentine soulmate, continuing to have sex and bear children for a family.

I want a woman that was secretly an echidna

>>33357945
Yeah and just like dogs they also wag their tails if they are about to attack.

>>33357945
Aren't they more like cats?

Should I fear the minimilks? They always seem to be up to something

>>33355289
Well thing with yandere is they have to like you first. You just have to be unlikeable all around and you'll survive.

>>33355289
Well just don't go there, yanderes are shit anyways.

>It was at this moment Anon knew, he fucked up.
Roll for a monster and describe how you fucked up and how fucked are you.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>33358803
>their husbands end up disliking you
>a horde of stabby lilims descend upon you

>>33358871
This.

>>33358550
It just means that they haven't been bred yet.

>>33358550
What kind of idiot tagged these cows? Now you're gonna confuse them for each other.

>>33358882
>Griffon
Tell her that her dragon neighbor has a better hoard than her.

>>33358882
>Kobold
Gonna have some sadistic fun playing with the subby little doggirl.

>>33358882
>Wendigo
I don't know what I did but I'm pretty sure it's not gonna end well.

>>33358882
>Cu sith
Call her furrybait.

>>33359397
Or make a "White girls fuck dogs" joke to her husband

>Join party of undead adventurers
>Going by pretty easy since they’re immune to a lot of status effect
>Plus they’re very experienced meaning everything is practically a cakewalk
>That is until big bad boss valk descends from the heavens to ruin our fun
>Her attacks deal tons of extra damage to them
>Decide to finally put my ultra rare items to use and use a max heal
>Wight priest tries to stop me but it’s too late
>They all get healed which due to their undead nature inverses the properties of my potion downing them all
>Have to solo valk boss now
>Turns out to be easy due to her attacks all dealing holy damage which heals living creatures
>Take pleasure in bullying her for making me waste a rare potion and downing my party
>But that still leaves me with dragging my party members back to town for the lich priest to revive them
>And I don’t know how angry they’ll be for that debacle
How do I make it up to my party for accidentally killing them?

>>33359309
>anon ate all of my leftover meat

>>33351484
What poll?

>>33358882
>Ushi-Oni
Okay, maybe taking off that silly eye patch wasn't the greatest idea.

>>33358882
>Night Gaunt
I told her what Lovecraft's cat's name was.

>>33359427
>Anon is lost in winter land
>No food or shelter
>Starts to get cold
>He finds a cave
>Manages to find some meat in there was well
>To hungry to ask questions
>Eats until he's full
>The wendigo, who's cave this is, find him
>At least he'll be "safe" until the snow clears

>>33358978
Subby? More like yubi.

>>33358882
> Minotaur
Fucked in the most literal sense, I suppose.
Maybe a trip to A&E is on the way.

>>33359787
A&E?

>>33359810
Accident & Emergency.
Basically the ER.
Was probably a bad idea to wear red in front of a mino.

Do lamias have two clitorises like regular snakes do?

>>33358882
>high orc
When the h'orc bamdit jumped me I made the mistake of blurting out "Wow, you're actually really pretty" as I ran my hand along one of her scars. She got flustered and instantly left, saving my belongings which she was holding me up for, the downside is that she's been tailing me for the past couple hours with her orc bandit gang.

>>33358882
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/High_Orc
I'm very fucked. While looking for a place to get my VCR repaired I walked into a stronghold.

>>33359424
Well anon, they say near death experiences can cause an increase in breeding drive. I wonder what an actual death experience would do, especially an actual desth experience for beings that can't typically die. Surely they'd be capable of keeping their wits about them upon being in this realm again right?

>>33358882
>Creeping Coin
I said the chest felt extra heavy and looked down to see her pouting at me.
Commerce ensued.

>>33352452
Think of it as gift wrapping

What monstergirls would be impressed and woo'd with tricks like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tanGQw7rWxo&feature=youtu.be

>>33358882
>Dragon Zombie
Apparently I said her breath kinda stinks and she goes ballistic

>>33358882
>Ocelomeh
"Y-you're not so tough!"

>>33360540
>YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD

>>33360563
Don't keep her waiting.

hi frens

>>33360692
NO

>>33358882
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Mindflayer
Well this is going to get .... groovy

>>33354802
I would prostrate before the demon army after opening the city gates for them

>>33360757
I would fight as hard as possible, makes my rape better

>>33358882
>Hellhound
I guess she heard me say I'm starting to get nervous living by myself

>>33360757
Not sure if French or just Doctor Breen

>>33360803
I was always loyal to the demon army

how long would I last if I had a shirt that said pin me down and fuck me, if I was at an extremist demon realm

>>33360692
Hi!

>>33360891
>The demons are mobilizing

>>33358882
>Demon
I loved her body, but I hate the idea of a contract. I tore the thing up when it was offered to me, and thought I could convince her to do a no-contract relationship if I pleasured her enough. Turns out the contracts are more of a magical concept rather than a physical document. By having my way with her, our bodies unconsciously wrote a new contract, and this new one is heavily sided in her favor.
I fucked up.

>>33358882
>Genie
I wished for a wife. I now have a Genie wife.

>>33358882
>Holstaur
I thought No-Milk-November was a good idea.

>>33358882
>Griffon
Well they don't like anyone who tries to steal their treasure so I told her that her treasure isn't really that good or interesting

>HISS

ever since ShogTV pulled Thief Anon from their broadcasting ratings for the channel have fallen by 50%
now they want (You) to create an original program to get those numbers back up

>>33361379
Bring back Wurm Wrangling

>>33361379
Well then i would amswer them by whipping my dick out and flop it on the table.

>>33361379
Demon lawyer/court show

>>33358882
>High Orc
She was the leader of the local biker gang, and I was getting tired of her diving through my normally quiet neighborhood every couple days. I confronted her the next time she passed by, and we made a deal: If I could beat her in a fistfight, she'll never come back, but if I lose, I have to join her gang. Turns out her muscles weren't just for show and the fight was over in seconds.
I'm now her gang, and my jobs are the following:
>Sit in the boss' sidecar and "look cute for me and the girls, but mostly me"
>Follow the boss around and be prepared to agree with anything she says to make her opinions seem more valuable
>Provide any sort of affection the boss wants, which is most of the time is massages, cuddles, or sex
I just wanted some peace and quiet, and now I'm the emotional support human to a loud and lustful biker gang leader.

>>33361418
the shogecutives want something new and fresh, can't just rely on the old stuff and reruns of Space Outlaw Anon
>>33361476
Don't think your eagerness to impress the board of shogrectors is going to help the ratings

>>33361379
give Jackass a try

>>33361573
that's on all the channels, the CSO wants something original for the channel

>>33361547
Something new? Okay, uhh. It's called "Happy Hour", and it's about this bar, see? We never see the outside. Just the bartender, the waitresses, and the clients, and whatever they do in the bar. Some episodes are funny, some are sad. In the end we have a wedding.

>>33361379
Shoggy and me

>>33361547
May not help the ratings but i might get a shog harem which would be nice.

>>33361644
>he thinks the board members, the chairs, the table and the room are separate entities

>>33361379
>>33361487
Single Shoggy Lawyer~
Fighting for her clients~
Wearing sexy miniskirts~
She's so gooey and, uh, pliant

>>33361627
Is that Cheers but with monstergirls?
If so, I'm in, but who's who?

>>33361691
I don't know what Cheers is, I'm thinking Latenight's bar universe.

>>33361640
give us an elevator pitch anon

>>33361673
Well then maybe our show could be a comedy where a dense protaganist me is convinced he has a harem when its really just one shog.

>>33361709
I don't know what that is but it's a 80's show about a bar in Boston, about the bartender, waitresses and customers and they talk about the stuff in their lives. Sometimes they leave the bar. Most episodes are funny, some of 'em are a bit sad.
Was no marriage at the end, as far as I remember, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg
Used to watch it my old man, love it.