/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What kind of extreme sports does your wife do?

Why is the /tg/ monstergirl thread infested with edgelord genocidefags, and this one is so chill?

Will you survive long enough for the portals to open, or will you be one among the millions to fall before Eros can spread her influence upon our sad, loveless dimension far and wide?

>Your genocidal dimension hoping robot pope wife turns out to be a guitar playing witch

>>33314712
If I had to wager, it's because /tg/ has warhammer and people love the imperium which are super religious humans kill everything that isn't human
and they project that onto The Order

>>33314745
moth NOT welcome

>>33314712
Different types of autism. /jp/ is about taking it easy, /tg/ is interested in world building and other stuff which isn't inherently bad, but attracts people that want to "fix" things, and enough of those subscribe to the belief that grimdark = mature.

>>33314755
You are in violation of monster law #32, remain calm as we escort you to the nearest re-education facility

>>33314709
Skydiving without a parachute.

>Drop your pants and surrender your virginity.
>You will escort me to your bedroom.
>If you attempt to escape you will be raped.
>Resistance is futile.

>day 48, I've managed to blend in by keeping my /tg/ autism in check, the weebs have accepted me as one of their own
So how about them dragons

I wanna cum into Shirokuto's hat!

>>33314822
You were a weeb to begin with, elsewise you wouldn't be on this website.

>>33314822
The toppest tier girl to have as many babbies as you can pop out of her, considering how often you have to try to succeed.

>>33314715
Isn't it next week?

Don't bully a h'orc just because she is uncharacteristically shy and meek for her species.
Just because she ran away crying when you called her a smelly piggy and made oink-oink noises at her doesn't mean she is any less capable of grinding your pelvis into dust when she gets tired of it.
If you push her far enough she is gonna make ogres look gentle when she decides to teach you a lesson.

>>33314822
lurking is a lost art. thank you for bothering.

>>33314715
>>33314898
>in order for the demon lord to pinpoint the exact location of our dimensions' Earth there needs to be a massive outpouring of negative energy all at once
>an energy signature with such a colossal reading would mean something on the scale of WWIII or near-doomsday
>the demon lord needing a week in order to gather the energy needed to tear her way into our dimension to save us could very well mean her coming to the rescue of nothing but the ruins of civilization and the bones of it's people
Better hold onto your asses, because the portals opening comes with a steep price.

>>33314987
Cummies for survivors tho

>>33314987
So you're saying we just need to glass the middle east

>>33314987
>an energy signature with such a colossal reading would mean something on the scale of WWIII or near-doomsday
So... like not eating tendies or tipping your fedora for a week?

>>33314822
hey could you not make off-topic image posts such as >>33314987 , appreciate it newfren.

That's a tough piece of pork.

>>33315145
Her poor clothes

>>33314778
theres also the ones that write of the monsters as pedos and rapists, and hail any writing with the monsters getting shitcanned

>>33315234
What annoys me isn't the fact that these stoies exist, its the fact that people keep saying in reviews and stuff that these stories are rare, when most stories on mainstream sites (wattpad, ff,net, ao3) have a mostly stories of violence and saying now to monsters

My monkey brain can't figure out why you would go into a setting and then change it so much becuase i doesn't fit what you want?

>>33314712
>/tg/
Literally a containment board where people pretend to talk about tabletop games, but if you look closely you will notice that they don't play the actual games, don't know the actual lore or rules and are more interested in 'fixing' the settings by making everything as grimdark as possible under the pretense that it's more realistic, and 'subverting the cliches' that no one has ever seen anywhere but everyone insists are generic and boring. Oh, and writing greentexts about natural fucking 20 or that guy or how really really perverted that GM was, can't forget that too.
The fuck did you expect, sunshine and rainbows?

>>33315017
dont care LOL

>>33314712
/tg/ has many anona who take issue with non-human races in their fantasy, or at least shitposts about taking issue with non-human races, and how they should just be walking sacks of loot and xp for the human adventurers. Combine this with the usual misinformation like "monsters are outbreeding humans to the point extinction" and you get your genocidefags

>>33314723
Naturally

>>33315429
Their CYOA general is fairly decent, some monstergirl-related content there too.

What monster girls control the weather? Who can I blame for all this cold?

>>33315429
Thats not entirely true. I once derailed the Asoiaf thread into a cute mge style monstergirl setting.

>>33315484
>/tg/ has many anona who take issue with non-human races in their fantasy
Well racism IS based as fuck and fantasy races are all bad and cringe so

>>33315484
>/tg/ has many anona who take issue with non-human races in their fantasy,
those are invaders from a certain few other boards

What monster girls control the weather? Who can I blame for all this cold?

Cause I blame them Ryuus for all the Gosh Darn Snow in muh Texas!!!

>>33315681
I always thought it was just warhammer muh imperium of man shit leaking.

>>33315722
No, the "freakshit" bait OPs are made by this sort of individual: >>33315629

>>33315715
>Blaming the rain monster for the snow weather
At least blame one of the ice monsters like a Yuki-Onna or an Ice Queen

Yo.

>>33315944
What do you want to drink?

>>33315944
'sup

>>33315944
Where's my Wock wife? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WOCK WIFE?

>>33315944
>>33315955
An underground hotspring with dragon waifu sounds so comfy

>>33315974
It's only a hotspring while they're in it

>>33315969
But anon, That is your wock wife, she is just playing a trick on you

>>33315944
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

>>33315944
Humans can't survive acid, remember?

>>33315969
Your wock wife invited her. She wants a threesome.

>>33316004
That sounds like quitter talk to me anon, now get in there and cuddle the dragon

>>33315944
She can’t catch me underwater!

>>33316170
Sure she can, all she needs to do is hold down square

>>33316170
>He doesn't know dragons are aquatic predators as well as terrestrial
Let me know how your wedding night goes

>>33316261
that makes me wonder if we're ever going to dragon turtle or amphibian salamanders

Ryu's are for button pressing

>>33316320
>dragon turtle
The polar opposite of Umi Osho.

>>33316341
yeah, thats kinda the reason i dont like unagni joro and umi osho, too docile

>>33316320
Now I don't usually use the word BEEG, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCMZGPcRSOQ

So, lets say you wanted a harem composed of elementals of the five Chinese elements. We've got Fire, Water, and Earth elementals, and Dryads are mentioned as being effectively Wood elementals, but what would the Metal elementals be? I don't think that any of them have been introduced in MGE canon, have they?

>>33316405
would Living Armor count? Not a true elemental but it's close

>>33316405
Metal slime. They're made of Mamano Mercury, which instead of killing you from mere vapors just makes you uncontrollably horny. Also you can float anything in them, even a Dire Ushi Oni.

>>33316462
wouldnt that be magic material monster than a slime

>>33316405
I was gonna come up with something like special Lava Golem or just to give up and get an Automaton, but >>33316435 makes more sense.
>>33316462
Remember that heavy metals accumulate in the body, you're in for some long term effects.

WAN! WANWANWANWAN WAN WANWAN!

>>33316502
>Remember that heavy metals accumulate in the body, you're in for some long term effects
>Have to regularly get the metal slime waifu to detox you
Sounds like the perfect recipe for a Yandere if you ask me.

>>33316521
WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>33316546
hm this kobold looks odd but I can't quite put my finger on it

>>33316583
She's just like every beastgirl should be: ______BEEG______

>>33314715
>army reservist
I'm going to get drone-striked in some East Asian shithole days before DotR

>>33316546
>animal identification fail

>>33316599
>like every beastgirl should be
I'm not against this.

>>33316635
>Pic
Imagine the warmth, the comforting feel, the smell of her hot, dragon breath, the calm, soothing sound of her breathing, the rhythmic thumping of her dragon heart. Exceptionally comfy. Knowing that you're the safest you'll ever be in this world in the arms of your dragon waifu

How the tables have turned

>>33316688
Remember to go full Dragonheart to feel each other's warmth on the inside as well

>>33316692
God I wish that were me but cuddles and boob smothering as well

>>33316702
Hot, imagine exchanging hearts with Your waifu, so You can always feel her love.

>>33316745
I do anon. I do imagine it a lot.

>>33316688
>hot breath
There’s no smelly breath mentioned, but I love ya smelly breath anon

>>33316599
>Great Pyrenees kobold

>>33316806
Dragons are too regal and proud to have smelly breath.
And thanks :)

>>33314832
Lolibabas are for loving impregnation and gentle femdom only!

>>33315715
>>33315738
Of course the real culprits are the danuki sandbagging ecological legislation

Uhm, cheesed to meet you?

Bros for a few years I was struggling with anxiety, caused by monster girls. I finally manned up and went to see doctor Hakutaku and she said I need CBT immediately.
I took her notice and went to the address she pointed me to. I knocked and came in, to see the specialist, but she turned out to be a leather wearing manticore.
When I gave her the doctor's recommendation she just smiled, led me to a dark room with wooden table and torches on the walls. Then she told me to get naked and get comfortable, and she will bring the press and weights.

All this feels a bit sketchy. Any Anon here ever had Cognitive Behavioral Therapy? Why do I need to be naked, and what are the press and weights for?

>>33317495
Anon you're being scammed, you need to tell her to get the parachute or you're not paying for this session. You're never going to be fixed without the parachute!

>>33314712
I'm pretty sure it's just one autist in a state of perpetual seethe about 'coomers' ruining 'his' /tg/

>>33314739
I play both 40k and fantasy and I'm not a fucking autist, it's just /tg/fags being retarded

>>33314712
It was fine a few months ago. I'm pretty sure it's one or two autists who incessantly jack off to humans killing and fucking everything in a setting.
The kind of autists who'll shit up any thread where humans aren't the dominant species.

Reminder that if your succubus friend looks at you like this, it's over. You should really just start getting ready for your married life at this point. Once a succ has gone past the overtly lewd and horny behavior there's no stopping her from getting what she wants.

>"What!? You are corrupting and turning a neutral state into another Demon Realm because you and monsters love human men more than human women do!?"
>Refer to pic related

>>33317878
Love this picture. She’s thinking “Oh no, did I break him? Did it finally happen? Oh well, might as well keep going.”

What's the weirdest place you've found your catgirl just balled up sitting comfortably? I swear, they just sit wherever they want without giving a fuck about how much it inconveniences you.

>>33317909
Grandpa used to tell me righteous people don't need to resort to memes.

>>33317993
On a radiator so hot I couldn't comfortably touch it.

>Citizen reminder: Inaction is conspiracy, report counter behavior to your local Civil Protection team immediately.

>Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate with your local Monstergirl Security forces will result in permanent Familial Son confiscation. Your son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.

>Attention residents: Suspected Religious Order chastity detected in your block. Co-operation with your Civil Protection team full monetary cash reward and authorized five month discount on any Tricoromille restaurant branch in this city.

>>33318067
I always cooperate with my local MSF and I'm still a virgin. I don't know why people are so apprehensive. Weekly cock inspections don't go any further than "yeah looks the same I guess" and dream journal confiscation results in "yeah no order conspiracy here". It's a little embarrassing but as long as the city stays safe I'll do my part.

>>33317527
Thanks Anon. I told her that and she asked if I'm experienced. Told her it's my first time with Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and that my friend told me to say that and she laughed, hugged me and asked if I'm single.
It was kinda embarassing to tell her I never had a gf, but she said I'm cute and I will never have to pay for any session with her in my life. Then she went to get the parachute and "a little bit extra~".
Overall this is great, I feel much more relaxed around her now. I can feel therapy is working even now, it will propably work wonders when it starts for real.

>>33316743
I bet you'd like forehead kisses too you dirty slut

>>33317878
>humans killing everything in a setting
Some monstergirls deserve it.

>>33318226
I think there's a difference between killing the *some* who deserve it, and genociding *everyone*.

>>33318226
fuck off

>>33314832

>>33318226
It depends on the setting really.
Do MGE girls deserve it? Hell no. The girls from Succubus Prison on the other hand are just cunts that get off on murdering guys.

>>33318226
No they don't.

>the virgin /tg/ genocider
>the prole pink-glasses vanilla KC utopist
>the Chad reverse/human genocide at hands of cannibalistic manti

>wanna put your arm in here?

>>33318226
Kill them with your dick?

>>33318485
360 DEGREES HEAD MASSAGE ASMR MACHINE.

>Be human Warrior
>Hunt down the dragon that murdered your entire tribe
>Kill the dragons offsprings to provoke him
>Dragon faces you for one last final showdown to either kill or be killed
>Your almost dead, about to receive the killing blow
>But you did your best and can go meet your ancestors with pride
>Huge fuckoff pink blast knocks you around the cave
>Even the fucking boulder sized dragon gets flung
>Maybe this is the opening you need to strike
>tfw dragon was turned into a human
>tfw dragon was gender swapped
>UwU hubby im done fiwghting pwut your big human dick inside me
>We can rebuild our familys hehe
Someone end me please.

>>33318350
The best way to kill killer succubi is by fucking them to death. Ironic sexual deaths to sexual killers are really hot.

>>33318537
You gotta take responsibility.

>>33318537
It's her way of acknowledging your strength. Hope your pelvis is ready

Always trust archangel onee-san

>>33318485
Yes

>>33318715
but why does she tell me to take off my pants sometimes and make me feel funny

>>33318715
nah, i only trust demons

>>33314822
greetings fellow lurker
t./x/fag

When a door-to-door rata tries to sell you something, give you a notice, deliver mail, or whatever, sodomize her on the spot. Don't even try to bring her inside first. Just push her down, bend her over, and sodomize that ass.

>>33318537
She's right and You know it.
>>33318485
I wanna fit my entire upper body there. Holy shit this picture always gets me going.

>>33318067
Is it still considered unlawful chastity if I'm just really lonely?

>A monster girl will never bully you by making you cum in her butt

>My lord, surely there is someone else better suited for this duty? Some one of your stature should not stoop so low as to do this arduous, menial labor.
>In fact, I could perform this task for you to ensure you aren't exposed to the elements an-
I'm just shoveling.

>>33319213
Kids bullying one another has really changed since I was a kid.
Back in my day they only used to suck us off.

>>33319231
she's just worried about you anon

You've failed me again, Executus

>>33319288
I do it every year though.
And I don't think having my 'guard' shovel is a duty worthy of her.

>>33318785
If she says that it must be for your own good anon

>>33319157
If you don't regularly report to your nearest MSF station then yes.

>>33319331
I'm too awkward to leave my home.

>>33319307
but she is better suited for the job, seeing as she can't get cold due to being undead

>>33319357
well anon you need to go online and set up home MSF visits right away or you'll be in big trouble, that's how I do mine, the cock inspections don't take up too much time at all and they're in and out real quickly

>>33319363
Well yes, but she's also in her rather skimpy outfit.
Undead breasts aren't meant to be exposed like that.

>>33319331
What would going there even be like? What do they even do except go "you still single? Yes? Alright."

>>33318226
This is true in MGQ but not in MGE

how pure is too pure for monsters?

Big fluffy tail + long ponytail is a great combination. You can tug on both of them while you rail her from behind!

She has no style
She has no grace
This crazy monster
Can jack you 7 different ways!

>>33319488
She looks like she's about to use some Hokuto Shinken on my dick and I am scared

>>33319411
>>33319381
Yeah the checkups are really boring now that all inspectors are married. And since it has been a while that incubi started being born, they don't even send You to mandatory speeddating anymore. I sent the administrator a letter that I'm lonely and single for 22 years now, but it came back unopened since I forgot the poststamp.

>>33319381
I just really like the idea of having to keep sending dick pics to them and there's just a very lonely succubus that has to rate them all.

>>33319382
well gosh anon maybe you should buy your wife some clothes then

>>33319539
You already came.

>>33319545
Don't they just send you to remote villages that doesn't have a lot of men these days?

>>33319434
Probably an isekai'd shota hero from another world

He'd probably get Demons and Dark Valkyries trying to corrupt him 24/7

>>33319411
It is bit like reporting unemployment. They will want to know if you are single, what attempts you made to seek a partner, a list of your preferences, how often do you go out etc...
They will expect you to do this for every month.

>>33319684
Idk man, it's like they don't even care about single men this days. I do not wish to be chaste anymore... I just want to be happy...

>>33317878
You can clearly tell he forgot every word except "More".

>>33319804
>I do not wish to be chaste anymore... I just want to be happy...
Saying that out loud is a fine way to have some single monster girl break down your door and drag you into bed.

>>33319357
This will be considered a serious emergency. The "Virgin Killer Division" will watch you closely. An agent will be dispatched to your location soon, if you are cooperative they will sort it out, if not VKD will use force if necessary.

>>33319434
Something that's pure shit.

>>33314971
This h'orc sounds nice. I would bully her with hugs and words of encouragement.

>>33319559
I do, she just tells me that I shouldn't spend my 'magnificent wealth on a lowly servant like her.'
It wasn't even expensive, they were just jeans!

>>33320046
Just buy it for her and surprise her with it, she can't say no if it's already bought and in her hands

>>33320198
>And thus Ochi-san was faced with her greatest challenge.
>Refuse her Master's gift or no longer show off her physique in the hope's he'll lay with her.

>>33320304
>it was at that time Ochi-san realized the incredible hug attraction powers of the turtleneck sweater
>truly a fearsome weapon

Manes are the only way forward.

>>33320337
>Ochi smiling and holding up a sweater
>"You shall be my new Katana!"
>Anon calls for her and with a yelp she tosses it into the closet.

>>33320459
only male lions have manes

>>33320459
quick shot lioness

>>33320459
why does a lioness have horns?

>>33317973
>Did I overdo it?
https://imgbox.com/hZbXHcnw
>Damn, I might have.

>>33320520
Begone Alp.

Yo, Anonjima. Long time no see.

>>33320591
what do you mean? I'm not the one who enjoys male features in his woman.

>>33320605
>The fuck you mean a man got raped in the empty lot?

>>33320632
B-boss you forgot to button up your jacket again!
>oh

>>33320623
This image has been prepared to your liking then, alp.

>>33320632
YO ANON-CHAN IT'S MAD DOG MAKINA

>>33320684
>>33320649
>Boss you know those are bad for your health
>They reduce your life expectancy!

>>33320520
That's not true at all

>>33320459
>>33320537
Literally built for instant loss

Yearning to travel the world but are too anxious to get aboard an aircraft? Consider Greenworms! Greenworms are the perfect emotional support for long airplane rides for a multitude of reasons! First, take a good look at a Greenworm. You probably would agree with me that they're one of the most huggable mamono in existence. From their small frames to their soft and squishy figure, you won't want to let go once you get ahold of one! Second, their sweet fragrance has actually been proven to calm people down. Their perfume-like antennae secretions are so soothing that the only thing I can liken it to is a warm hug from a loving mother as you drift off to sleep! This actually makes the cramped plane cabin an advantage for the Greenworm and her companion, as their proximity allows for the sweet fragrance to take effect much more effectively. Finally, a lot of plane anxiety comes from just feeling like you're facing incredible risks all on your own. Just having somebody there with you will help you feel much better! Greenworms are incredibly devoted little lovers, and will surely do what they can do make sure you feel better when you start to look distressed. This can come in the form of patting your shoulder to tell you everything is alright to ordering a downright comically large amount of snacks in an attempt to cheer you up. They sure are crafty little buggers! I actually struggle quite a bit with travelling anxiety, so being able to take my Greenworm with me has helped me to expand my horizons! Falling asleep to the sound of her soft breathing while she napped next to me helped me to get through my flight, and land at our destination much faster and smoother than I would have imagined! I learned that the sightseeing and memories made on a trip very much outweigh the anxiety that comes with travel. I'll never forget the stars in my Greenworm's eyes when I bought her an authentic knitted Papillon-pattern bag as a souvenir. I think everyone that wants to travel should do so with a Greenworm, you won't regret it!

>>33320764
I'm starting to think this guy in being paid by little green women.

>>33320764
nice greenworm anon

>>33320764
>Are YOU attempting to corrupt Lescatie?
>Consider Greenworms!

>>33319426
No, Humans and Monsters can coexist together. Angels can too if you can learn to live in peace with others.

>>33320764
Requesting a small edit of sunglasses for that first quote

>>33320764
I had this idea of a guy going on a trip around the world or at least cross-country with his Snail gf

>>33320520
manticores?

>>33320722
lionesses who do possess manes also boast significantly higher concentrations of testosterone in their bloodstream, they also often behave like males.
i wouldn't touch a maned lioness with a ten foot pole.

>>33320764
you're my favorite thing about these threads in recent weeks. greenworm supremacy.

>>33320605
At least look at me, please.

>>33320982
She can't, she's got braces and doesn't want you to see.

>>33320939
That just means they become more dominant, which is perfectly acceptable

>>33321010
that just makes her cuter

>>33320939
>maned lioness with a ten foot pole.

I mean, ten feet is excessive, but i'd take her ten inches

What if dragongirl whole the dragon?

>>33320820
That... can be arranged....

>>33320605
I know dragons are high on the list, but what is the most chuuni of monsters?

>>33321209
Phantom or Banshee. Possibly Dhampir.

>>33321255
>"True neutral master race, half un-life is suffering, I will not clean my room Mom!"

>>33320632
Why bind her stomach but not her breasts? Is it a joke about not spilling her guts?

>>33321342
Another chore rejected!

Will you just marry the damn dorf anon? Or at least the dwarf unicorn so they don't go extinct?

>>33321512
Sure, we can start our own fort. Maybe this time I'll figure a way to obtain water during the winter so my people won't die

Sister is something the matter? You look very strange today. Will you be able to attend mass?

>>33317773
>Local woman ruins everything

>>33315287
Because some people have no real community or culture so they latch onto pop culture and project what's missing from their own lives onto it. I,e. a sense of longing for community, shared common culture, and security

>>33320337
She should become familiar with the cuddling power of the hoodie + sweatpants combo

>>33317891
She's looking at the table retard

>>33315287
Becuase people want to take your think and make it their thing, even if they dont like it, its theirs by law of fuck you.
I wish we still had the writers of days gone by posting on these mainstream sites to sother the opinion, but thats a dream and a dead dream at that
All we can do is march or and ignore the naysayers

Would you marathon Wheel of Time to impress a booky Monster?

>>33322288
I know from experience anon, she's looking at the table imagining that she's looking at you. If you want to escape with your virginity you have a few seconds but it's probably already doomed

>>33316521
>>33317993
>>33319442
You have a containment board now
>inb4notacontainmentboard >>>/vt/

>>33314813
I want an automaton to gun me down with a silver minigun.

>>33322653
Oh, he's romancing a hatter now?

Why has moderation taken such a nosedive on this board.

>>33322413
>that pic
It's crystal clear that the person talking has no real empathy

>>33322715
This board or this thread? For the thread it's usually just one or two trolls posting furry, ntr, and spacebattles bullshit while crying when told to gtfo.
For the board, /jp/ has always been on the lower end, but the meido being a holofag simp has pushed an already shaky board into a shithole. It has gotten a little better over time, but not near enough.
>>33322765
HFY types often mistake sociopathy for empathy.

>>33322413
>An entertaining story
I get the catharsis of a stomp fic, but it gets to a point where there HAS to be something else to write about.
Im just kinda bored of fromsoft protag stories.

>>33322846
This thread mostly, going through archived threads I missed and seeing shit that would have been deleted within a few minutes not too long ago. One of the jannys/mods pushing the shit they should be deleting isn't really surprising, that always seems to be the case when a certain kind of shitposting proliferates in specific areas of the site

I believe I have solved the riddle as to how Ochi can have produced a heir for her master. When she was alive as a human, she birthed a son for him but died during childbirth and then came back as a Ochi. The optional plot twist is that when she arrives she learns that story being told is that the boy's mother was a foreign noble.

>>33322867
Its just part of the wave of self insert BS
The fromsoft protag is probably a lot closer to the author that the old brand of stomp protag (usually a `badass` version of naruto or harry potter with a kajillion powers)
Keep in mind it could be worse, you could have people attempting "deconstructions"

>>33322846
What is that tattoo? I've seen it many times in various fan art and I've asked before but never gotten a response.

>>33322945
really, how new are you? its a womb tattoo

>>33322999
I've heard of the term "womb tattoo" several times but that tells me a lot of nothing. Is it supposed to mean "For impregnation" or something?

>>33322846
Very milky yes

>>33320820
>>33321101

>>33322930
>"deconstructions"
Don't people already do that?
Showing mge as a hellscape with the whole human exctintion thing along with family destroying rape?

>>33323020
Its just a tatoo on the crotch, theres onestly nothing special about it unless plor says so

>>33323031
How did regular caterpillars become a meme and not the pothead ones?

>>33323064
Becuase weed is hated on a personal level by most

>>33322867
>fromsoft protag
???

i just realized day of the rape is a play on day of the rope :x

>>33323075
The darksouls/bloodborne/sekiro crossovers
I skipped forward on one of them and the MC managed to kill the fallen god and destroy pandemonium and somehow uncorrupt the dark priest of the fallen maidens

>>33323064
because I like the hungry green ones more

>>33323138

>>33323036
Yup, postmodernism is hell of a drug. They just can't grasp that people just want someone to love them for who they are and can be happy with just that.
>>33323020
Sometimes writefaggots make it send the woman into heat whenever the husband wants to get some, but truth be told - mamono don't need any tattoos for that.

>>33323125
>the MC managed to kill the fallen god and destroy pandemonium
Sounds based to me, fuck (figuratively) the fallen god.

>>33322945
The typical term is "Sexual Demon Tattoo" though it's purpose varies based on plot. Sometimes it's just decorative, other times it enhances lust or fertility.

>>33323121
Hips made for birthing healthy children. Repeatedly.

>>33323186
Good for you, now back to /tg/

>>33323125
To be fair, that "fanmade MGE" guy doesn't help the otherside with his bitching and moaning in reviews and ANs with his own stories being horribly lower in quality.

>>33323125
>darksouls/bloodborne/sekiro crossovers
Ugh.

>>33323300
>Fanmade mge
Is that the same guy thats on Ao3? I saw the title while going for magusanon's story but didn't read it.

>>33323193
Sometimes they get a little wild

This post is a friendly reminder that you will never have a Kiki cousin who teases you by addressing you as her master whenever you're in public together.

>>33323375
Those scars look self inflicted from her own feather blades.

>>33323332
>Look it up on A03
>franchise tags: DOOM, touhou, star wars, resident evil, madoka magika, dark souls
Ladies and gents, this is clusterfuck
I'm even less motivated to look at that now

>>33323375
Woah, what a cool harpy!

>>33323404
I am ever grateful to not be plagued by whatever self destructive curiosity you might inflict upon yourself and am perfectly content to let that "content" rot elsewhere.

>>33323433
Im letting it rot, good sir, no reading for me
My curiosity cat will not die today

>>33323339
>Destruction
Can't imagine there'd be too many monster girls who'd want that one.

>>33323339
As someone with a breeding fetish, that list triggers me.

Okay heres a question for you guys
Whats the most cursed fanfic you know, if only by title/tags?
And then to keep this on topic, make up a cursed story a monster would write

>>33323463
a lot of them are for whores, its mostly degradation porn which is disgusting and an anathema to monster girls

I just went and read /tg/s current Monstergirl Worldbuilding thread and found that every retarded prompt in the past few threads originates from /tg/.

>>33323339
Why are almost all of these fucking garbage?

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1363542791846989827
>Xenoblade 2 is my favorite game, and I was so happy to see Homura in the game, but when I search for Homura on Twitter, I see three letter words for sexuality, and it's just awful...
>I don't know why I have to see that word when I'm talking about a game that's not R18, when I've put "three letters" in the NG word list and avoid looking at pornographic pictures as much as possible.
I know they don't intend to divide the world, but it's really bad.

KC suffering again

>>33323493
yeah. it feels like he's been doing it for years at this point.

METAL IS PERFECTION

>>33323493
It's fairly obvious which ones come from there. One keyword they can't stop using is 'fare'. Also the off topic images.

>>33323493
Um... thats the way it always is
very few retard posts dont come from there
just be happy the fire emblem fag is dormant

Just wondering, is there any /monster/ cross posters ITT?

>>33323524
NO. CROSSPOSTERS. ALLOWED. GET. OUT.

>>33323487
>Whats the most cursed fanfic you know, if only by title/tags?
A summary for a naruto fic that said he was the reincarnation of Yuri Boyka
>And then to keep this on topic, make up a cursed story a monster would write
Mantis story wich is just a stalking dairy in disguise

>>33323507
Cause they come from weird weird weird boards, You don't even want to know.
>>33323509
I wish I could buy him a beer and tell him what an awesome guy he is. This shitty fucking joke of a modern world does not deserve him.

>>33323524
No, actually mge and /sp/ nba are all I actually post on

>>33323516
Analyzing approach

>>33323524
I just lurk there for the occasional masterpiece and don't interact. It's like going to the zoo, you can stare all you want at the gorilla but jumping in is never a good time.

>>33323487
Shitty fanfic a monster would write? How about a banshee writing a Fic about Chief God discovering how to demonsterize monster girls and incubi? Doesn't make sense in terms of world rules and is overly edgy.

>>33314778
I'm interested in MGE's world building too, at this point more than the porn. It's a shame HFY tards have to ruin it all though.

>>33323339
Almost sounds like this was written by a submissive 3dpd with a fantasy of being a street whore

guess it's rakdos turn

>>33323509
I hope he's okay. This seems to be more and more common with him.

>>33323562
I just post here and /mjg/

>>33323560
>I wish I could buy him a beer and tell him what an awesome guy he is.
I want to as well but sadly he went full retard
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1363552188027396097
>Honestly, it feels like the content of what you like matches your personality. ......
Literally the playing GTA makes you a mass murderer logic.

>>33323521
Why do they feel the need to copy and paste their shitty thread here?
Sometimes they even repost the replies to their prompts here as if someone here responded to them.
Why do they feel the need to shill their cringefest here? Nobody from here does that shit so its not like there's a shared culture between the threads, its a completely onesided astroturf campaign where they try to create retarded narratives about mge and act as if there's some kind of moral ambiguity by pretending the 2006 mistranslations of the encyclopedia are all we know about the setting.

>>33323599
I do like the idea of a banshee in a dark corner typing on laptop with a creepy smile

>>33323636
Man, what a clownshow they are.

>>33323675
You find me anyone who's into NTR and is a well-adjusted person.

>>33323680
Most of it is one anon crossboard shitposting, when I went there once a year or so ago to see if a post came from there, a /tg/fag actually called them out on trying to cause trouble between boards.

>>33323524
/monster/ is an odd place.
It's just the standard paranoid /pol/ crowd but there's monster girls too. I'd rather not interact with them, they've already infected and shat up most of the discords

>>33323680
You do realise that some people actually take from the books and have grimdark opinions independant of the wiki/legacy of MGU?

>>33323509
>but when I search for Homura on Twitter, I see three letter words for sexuality, and it's just awful...
I don't get. Does he mean fag? Since when japs use it? And what it has to do with XB2?

>>33323717
Theres like 7 major discords now right?

>>33323736
It doesn't matter, I dont want them linked here.

>>33323675
i dont know what to say other than, humans like violence, its something thats innate to our nature, only like the past 60 years out of the entirety of human existence violence has been frowned upon.

>>33323524
I used browse /monster/ ages ago. There used to be a lot of good art produced there, a few good stories too. But when double chan died, the board took a big hit. Though in truth, it was declining in userbase before then. I continued browsing for awhile afterwards, mostly just the drawthread, submitting a request here and there, but then the artists slowly left as did I. I check back once in a blue moon to see if it's gotten any better, but anymore that place is just a sea of stale off-topic /pol/ memes, thread derails, and sperging over the littlest thing. Autism and cringe levels so off the chart they make /mlp/ and /r9k/ look like well-adjusted, normal people.

/mgt/ has been the superior option for years now.

>>33323516
*death rays you*
heh nothing personnel meatbag

>>33323736
Yeah. Over the last five or so years constant spats and drama have divided the community up hard. It's mostly just a bunch of cliques who dislike each other at this point with a weird amount of /pol/ mixed in.
Some of the smaller ones are nice though.

>>33323675
He meant that NTR fags are usually disgusting fags and I can wholeheartedly agree with that. All faggots who like NTR or cheat on their partners should go to hell and stay there.

>>33316692
The best feeling in the world

Kunoichi Kitsune with guns.

Yes or No?

>>33323768
/mgt/ has always been the superior option. Even during /monster/'s best years it was still a poor mans version of the threads. The only thing they had over us was Bromont.

>>33323774
>*death rays you*
Is deathray a codeword for her pussy or what?

>>33323524
I poke my head in every now and then, but it's all but dead. I do respect their very low tolerance for bullshit, but they just don't have much content.

>>33323774
Robo girl with horny lasers yes of course
>>33323812
just a reference to some shit game we play

>>33323640
I've been watching him spiral, ever since he started posting more on twitter it's only gotten worse for him. He should just make his own monster girl themed mastodon instance where he makes the rules and move to that.

>>33323807
to quote batman
>"The gun is a cowards weapon, a LIAR'S weapon"

>>33323732
He means NTR.

>>33323636
look at that ENORMOUS PORK CHOP

>>33323781
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1363556289763139586
>I've always said that I don't like three letter characters, but as a result of being careful about it, I've been getting regular letters from people saying that I'm crazy if I don't like them. When I decided to prohibit secondary works with three characters, I received many terrible letters. I'm going to make my stance clear without worrying about it. I hate it, including the people who like it.
Apparent NTRfags are actually contacting him, angry that he doesn't like their retardation.

>>33323736
>mono
>yananon
>mgr
>mge wiki
>the wiki spin off for rpers
Stuck on the other 2. Mono's one hasn't been a monster girl focused server in years though.

>>33323849
It's a popular fetish for some reason. No idea why, being betrayed feels fucking horrible.

>>33323675
This is one of the few exception cases where I agree with that logic. Being a cuck is so mentally ill on a fundamental level it can't be ignored.

>>33323807
black powder only

>>33314813
But I said on the application that I liked cow girls...

>>33323879
It's like scat
What horrifies some gets off others

>>33323872
I'd say monos could be if they cut some undesirables out.
But thats discord drama talk, so lets post hakutakus instead.

>>33323872
>TFT
>multiple random discords that are just the same as monos only they bitch about the people not on them behind their backs
>several by artists
>A big one recently made by the Echidna anon

>>33323807
>hair/tail mismatch

>>33323926
Most people just lurk there now, you get rid of who I think you're talking about and that place would be dead.

>>33323807
>>33323846
Fits for an assassin

>>33323941
She dyed it so she can blend in, please understand.

>>33323863
Holy shit fags who like/engage in NTR should be forcefully sterilized and walled off in some underground tunnel. I'd beat up every single fag threatening KC.
>>33323879
They are fucked up in the head from 15 hours porn sessions every day since elementary school. Sadly this circle of mental illness will only grow larger as 3d porn companies put shitton of money into health organisations' pockets so that they wouldn't research hardcore pornography influence on human mind.

>>33323849
Oh, makes sense. Still is it really that popular in XB2 hentai?

>>33323805
Agreed, one of my favorite images

>>33323943
Chowder

>>33323031
>cock sucking zone
how does one happen upon this place?

>>33323863
People, including outside the MGE fan base on the Japanese side actually seen him as rude when he went on a rant about people who are fans of it regardless of if they're into MGE or not. Now this caused a bit of a stir because the Japanese art twitter view is pretty reasonable, that if you don't like something someone draws you should just ignore it/quietly unfollow or mute that person and move on with your life.

Calling out a massive section of the Japanese art community at once completely unprompted actually caused a stir, it's not as if people were actively drawing MGE NTR so all he did was made a huge show for no reason. People may not have dog piled on him in the replies but imageboars, text boards and otaku blogs completely shit on him for it.

>>33323998
>imageboars
Now I have to post high orc to atone for that typo.

>>33323975
Obviously. I feel bad for the guy since most people don't seem to like him. He's not that bad, just dumb and convinced he's right all the time.

>>33323966
From what I know about the game the porn is probably rife with it.
I really don't get the fetish myself, you don't need to construct a fantasy about being cucked that's just real world relationships.

>>33323998
He should be given a medal for shitting on NTR fags, if anything.

>>33323998
Based NTR hater

>>33323998
Good on him, fuck NTR

>>33323998
Honestly KC is pretty based for taking a stand on the integrity of his setting instead of quietly seething while being outwardly permissive like most creators.

>>33324029
>I really don't get the fetish myself, you don't need to construct a fantasy about being cucked that's just real world relationships.
I think you hit the nail on the head. We turned to 2D because they can be perfect and won't betray you, then a bunch of morons start cramming pushing NTR everywhere, so there's always going to be at least some content of popular waifus cheating on their lovers just like 3D.

>>33324030
>>33324042
>>33324053
Just saying, Japanese twitter is a lot like dealing with shitposters here. Only report and ignore becomes mute and ignore, by acting out he actually encouraged those DMs he's getting. It's like replying to giantess posters here, it can only ever attract more.

>>33323998
Good fuck them

>>33323998
Lucky he's not western. Plenty of artists would have drawn MGE NTR to spite him if he was.

>>33323998
My hope is that some enraged piece of shit doesn't draw some NTR shit to try and piss KC off.

>>33324069
I think I get where you're coming from, and I agree. Honestly, halfway surprised this >>33324076 didn't happen. Fuck NTR, but if it isn't getting drawn in your setting (his mutuals drawing it for their own stuff set him off), then what's the point in sobbing?

>>33324087
Its twitter dude lets not get our hopes up.

This reminds me of the girgori/HANgate days

>>33324087
100% there's gonna be 500 MGE NTR shit being drawn in the next 3 hours

>>33324105
>HANgate was 7 years ago
fuck me I need to shave my beard

>>33323863
I take it KC got cheated on in the past?

>>33324076
>>33324087
You just reminded me of that one artist that did that shit in these threads. I fucking hated him.

>>33323863
>I hate it, including the people who like it.
God bless your soul, KC.

>>33324029
>know about the game
what do you mean, im only like half way through the game

>>33324105
>HANgate
I have no idea what this is and I'm not even sure I want to know.
Girgori can still go fuck himself.

>>33324145
You don't have to get cheated on to hate NTR and the faggots who like it, You just need to be a healthy human being.

>>33323863
>I hate it, including the people who like it.
What an absolute chad.

>>33324098
>Fuck NTR, but if it isn't getting drawn in your setting (his mutuals drawing it for their own stuff set him off), then what's the point in sobbing?
That's my take, although I can understand why he did it because he's a really kind and weak hearted guy who just wants a comfy setting but all he had to do was talk to a few mutuals in private and explain/ask them to tag it so he could mute the tag.
MGE has had no NTR by Japanese artists to date.

>>33324195

>>33324158
I don't want to spell it out, but its the same reason as to why FGO has so much ntr shit.
>>33324199
Yeah, its just generally upsetting to think about.

>>33324232
That's a goblin not an orc though

>>33324145
Pretty obvious it happened when he wrote the entry on Eros

>But on the other hand, she's extremely strict about betrayal and other things that destroy love. It is said that if one of her adherents performs infidelity, etc. not only will they lose her protection on the spot, they'll suffer her divine wrath and become unable to be loved by anyone for eternity.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Eros

>>33324145
I feel bad for people I don't know when they get cheated on.
A betrayal of trust is something that must really hurt like nothing else.

Recently the succ next door keeps coming over every night wanting to play board and card games with me. I agree because I think they're are fun, but she adds in a twist. She insists that the loser has to follow one order that the winner gives them no matter what. We've been playing every night so far for the past couple weeks and I've won every single time, and each time she's getting more and more frustrated. Last night she was on the verge of tears it seemed after losing Uno. Works out for me because I've been getting her to go to the convenience store to grab some Dragonia Dew after gametime but I'm hoping she's not getting frustrated. Should I purposely lose to her next time just to make her feel better?

https://i.imgur.com/rs5ckos.jpg

Moo

>>33324176
Long story short
Its the reason KC doesnt want any of his content on MGU and the main reason MGR exists

>>33324253
i dont know anything about fgo either, but does it have to deal with the core crystal function or how the story unfolds past chapter 6

>>33324232
10/10.
I wish KC made his goblins green shortstacks instead of the normal coloured lolis he gave us. I just headcanon those away and replace them with these anyway though.

The best way to fight degeneracy is to ignore it, ignore all who partake in it, ignore whatever garbage gets thrown at you by the "people" who think its good.

>>33324286
Large cow

>>33324286
Gross

>>33324274
>>33324259
There's a good reason why betrayal is the worst possible sin in every major religion. You can't do anything worse to someone than that.

>>33324330
nothing plot related, just that anything with lot's of female party members tends to be an ntrfest.

>>33324330
The story has a "low point" in it and degenerates always find a way to twist it into what they think it is. It's really nothing to be all that worried about and after the party gets over it you get a really hype moment.

>>33324279
No, at this point you must keep winning at all costs or something really bad will happen once she finally wins.
Don't forget to keep taunting her for losing to keep her morale down, you really don't want to lose now.

>>33324362
Not if the setting has few to no men. Or is Senran Kagura where they're all lesbians for some reason.

>>33324376
>>33324362
oh, you couldve just said its degenerates being degenerates in the first place.

>>33324279
Losing is simping.
>>33318191
Wonder how did this Anon like it.

>>33324392
What's the worst she could make me do? Couldn't be anything worse than going down to the convenience store to grab some cans of Beepis or something. I'm concerned though, she insisted that we play cards today and I saw her shoving some up her sleeves out the window as she was coming over. When she arrived here she had this smug look on her face. Are the consequences bad enough to call her out on this?

>>33324279
Letting her win would only cheat her out of real achievement. True victory comes through hard work and determination, not handicaps.

>>33324479
It'll probably be fine.
It seems like she's just frustrated about losing so much, so it should be okay to let her have this one.

>>33324279
Maybe play a game she's more likely to win if you want to give her a more sporting chance?

Fact: "Valkyrie that's been monsterized but hasn't noticed" is the best knightfu.

>>33324361
Then every major religion is for beta cucks who got cheated on, obviously!

>>33324518
She picks the games we play, and I even go out to the store and buy whatever ones she wants to play. I don't know how it's possible to be this bad at this many games but here we are

>>33324542
You know as nice as the sex crazed dark valkyrie is, I like the idea of a pure, retired, and heavily pregnant valkyrie wife.

>>33324542
Yeah I wish they kept the aesthetics. She looks so much better than she would as a blueberry.
>>33324479
She gotta learn to be obvious with her feelings instead of playing games. Don't lose.

>>33324579
>Yeah I wish they kept the aesthetics.
What do you think "Valkyrie that's been monsterized but hasn't noticed" means?

>>33324542
>why is anon staring at my abs instead of practing his swordsmanship

>>33324361
But God NTRed Joseph

>>33324511
>drooling over the thought that she's going to finally win
>has a full house up her sleeve
>still somehow loses
that has to he the breaking point right?

>>33324560
Play games of chance then. If she constantly loses at something like Cee-lo then maybe one of you has somethign affecting your luck.

>>33324625
It's just a game, it's frustrating sure but I she's mature enough to handle it.

>>33324542
Now that's the good stuff.

>>33324624
God is a dick dude. Anyone who read the bible would agree on that.

>>33324627
>succ and anon's relationship unknowingly getting stalled by the holy water blessed coffeetable his mom bought him when he moved out

>>33324579
>>33324592
In short:
If they become monsterized while still believing that they're fulfilling their god's wishes they become a "monster" Valkyrie. Kinda like "monster" Houri.
If they become monsterized but decide that they're doing it for their own desires before it's completed, they become a Dark Valkyrie.

>>33324728
And if they become monsterized but can't decide if they are doing it for themselves or fulfilling their god's wishes they become a somewhat dark valkyrie

>>33324728
I really like her wings.

>>33324809
>Well I really like my husband, but I also like the chief god.
Do you rape him regularly? Any corruption play?
>Not really, he's quite happy to lay with me when I ask. It's a little exciting to be on top, but...
Any plans to drag him to Pandemonium?
>Ehhhhh, a bit much. Maybe to a public orgy? I'm not very religious...
Wish-washy valk best valk

>>33324852
Couch potato valk more like

>>33324579
Is stuff like this a sort of rite of passage for non-outwardly lewd succs?

>>33324279
She's just mad because she expects you to give her a difficult request, like making you dinner or something. Oh, and make sure to tell her what a great FRIEND she is next time you play games together.

>>33324902
>wait till You get to the reception and bridal carry

>>33323807
Demon silver would be way to fucking fun with guns and would effectively replace paintball and laser tag.

Imagine when the MG crew boasts that they can win against men in any fight so you and the lads throw down in a forest arena an give them a whoopin'. Except for Wood / Forest Elves, they're way too dangerous at hunting.

>>33324930
>she loses again
>anon asks her to get the two of them some takeout as a reward
>she runs over to her apartment and makes a noodle meal and disguises it as takeout in styrofoam boxes
>"Wow succ, that was pretty good. Where'd you get this?"
>"Oh, I actually made it myself haha, hope you like it"
>"Yeah, I do. It's so good to have such a good FRIEND to hang out with and play games with. Wait till I tell my mom that my FRIEND who lives next door is a good cook haha"
>she's panicking that she's entering the friendzone
>"Oh, don't worry, I'll make sure to clear it up with my mom though lol. She'll probably think I meant GIRLFRIEND or something, since you're a girl that comes over to my place all the time. Rest assured she'll know that it isn't liket hat. I'll be sure to tell her that my neighbor is and will be for the foreseeable future just my PLATONIC FRIEND."
>passes out
should have just told anon she wanted to play twister or the pocky game

Did she die, bros?

>>33323305
I want a Kikimora to look at me like that.

>>33325209
0% chance, anyone who treats Greenworms with respect wouldn't kill something so cute

>>33325235
But why

>>33325157
What even IS the tech level of MGE?