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Cirno sucks heat out of her surroundings. That is why she is the warmest touhou.

>>3328528
H-hello, Anonymous...!

shitty design
shitty canon personality
shitty fanon personality
annoying fanboys
shitty ability
shitty gimmicks
shitty patterns

Look at dat baka

BAKA BAKA

idol of secondary fans

hey hey guess what tomorrow is!

>>3328563
You mean today.

awful fanon personality
annoying fans
people WHO KEEP FUCKING POSTING CIRNO THREADS

suika sucks better.

>>3328532

An enDURRRgonic chemical reaction.

>>3328535

You've described the entire series.

because her mouth is on my dick

Obviously because she's popular.

>>3328535
>shitty canon personality
Never played Touhou. What's her canon personality like?
>shitty fanon personality
How is it different from canon?
>annoying fanboys
Yeah.

>>3328792
Her canon personality is basically a less extreme version of her fanon personality. She gets confused if you ask her a riddler, even if it's a ridiculously easy one, and she's pretty confident in her own abilities. She's not outright retarded like in fanon, though.

>>3328796
and by riddler I mean riddle.

She is a girl. Sucking is all she's good for.

>>3328792

>Never played Touhou. What's her canon personality like?

Didn't your parents ever read you fairytales? She's a mischievous, overconfident little sprite who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Tends not to think things through.

Pretty much a fairy like any other. Just stronger.

>>3328796
So all that's really defined in her canon personality is that she's dumb and thinks she's the strongest? (That's all I had gathered about her personality to begin with) She has no more personality?

>>3328815
>Didn't your parents ever read you fairytales?
None with fairies in it.

>>3328833
She's a minor character. If you want personality, look at the incredibly small amount of fanon that breaks from the norm.

>>3328833
She's a pretty minor character. She's basically the game's version of Dan from street fighter.

also >Touhou
>Expecting amazingly deep personalities

>>3328833

Well, what did you expect? A novel and a Oscar-winning adaptation on the silver screen? It's a shitty curtain fire shmup with moeblob elements. I don't think Japanese ZUN even cares half as much as the fans do about all this bullshit.
When he gets drunk he mashes the keyboard and code comes out.

>>3328845
>>Expecting amazingly deep personalities
I wasn't expecting anything amazing, but stupid and overconfident is VERY basic.

>>3328843
Do you have any titles I could check out?

>>3328862
But Reimu and Marisa have got some more personality, I hope?

The only characters with any depth to their personalities at all are Reimu, Marisa, the immortals, and maybe Alice if you wanna stretch it. The rest are varying degrees of one off characters, from "Could fit comfortably into a comedy show" to "Ten lines of dialogue."

>>3328876
Way to not ever read the cannon. Enjoy your ignorance and failures at life.

>>3328876
Reimu and Marisa probably have more than Cirno, but that isn't really saying much.

>>3328886
Well they aren't amazingly deep, but they're comparable to most anime/video game characters.

>>3328882
Read? I thought they were games. And I'll watch playthroughs of the games someday (I watched one for one route of Touhou 1 already) to see what the characters are really like. I'm not a Touhou fan or anything anyway, I only like some of the fanart.

>>3328879

Then the fans go off and construct these grand elements to make up for them basically having nothing behind their reason for being there and shooting boolits. The results cause rage in some and butthurt in others.

The fandom more or less trolls itself, and no one can ever get a good idea as to how they should act, and then you end up with Maikaze being the new Tsukihime Anime - it didn't exist, because it's shit, right?

>>3328900
Really, even the Fanon doesn't get them beyond "Could fit comfortably into a comedy show" tier. I mean I fucking love touhou and I admit this.

>>3328900
>The results cause rage in some and butthurt in others.
That's probably just because the personality someone came up with for a character clashes with what someone else thinks the personality should be like. Kind of like shipping nonsense.

>>3328843
>>3328845
>Cirno
>minor character

I'm guessing you assume everyone except Reimu/Marisa is a minor character, then.

>>3328949
Yeah basically everyone except them, Remi and half of her fag brigade, Yukari, Sanae recently, and the immortals and the rabbits if we count the official mangos. Maybe Suika and Alice.

>>3328949

>I'm guessing you assume everyone except Reimu/Marisa is a minor character, then.

Actually, going by the icon of most TP games, Marisa is the main character.

>>3328681
This pretty much sums it up. If a character is popular, they automatically suck.

>>3328958
>Remi and half of her fag brigade, Yukari, Sanae recently, and the immortals and the rabbits if we count the official mangos. Maybe Suika and Alice.

And in which way would those be more major than Cirno?

>>3328911
There's nothing wrong with this. Just enjoy your danmaku and simple yet amusing characterizations of the enemies you fight.

>>3328972
Because they actually tribute to what little plot there is? Because they appear as more than stage 1 boss, stage 1 mid boss, playable character in a game no one liked, and joke character with a joke plot in a game some people liked?

>>3328980
and by tribute I mean contribute

>>3328949
Oh come on. I love Cirno and probably half-inspired this thread, but in canon, she is a MINOR CHARACTER. Just accept it.

>>3328991
Cool trolling bro.

A minor character isn't in 4 games, 2 of which she's playable in.

>>3329001
She might as well of not been in PCB, PoFV was basically the stage 1/2 boss carnival, and she was just filler in EoSD.

>>3328980
isn't it sad, daiyousei ;_;

>>3329001
No, Anon, you are the troll.

>>3328980
Bah, so you seriously believe, say, Remillia's dicking around is somehow heavier on the plot than Cirno's? Seriously?

Oh, and you forgot that one game everyone was in. Five in total. So, who of those you mentioned has more?

>>3329018
Remi was important in silent sinner. Important in two things > Important in zero things.

>>3329016
>BAWWW you're right, I can't come up with anything to support my claim so I'll call you a troll!

>>3329006
>PoFV
>stage 1/2 boss carnival

If so, why did only Cirno and Mystia made it in, while the entire 5th stage cast was included?

>>3329047
I'm exaggerating for effect. Though if you wanna get technical, the prismrivers and Tewi are about as important as stage 1/2 bosses.

>>3329022
You can't just pick and choose what classifies as 'important'. That's just your opinion.

Get out.

>>3329045
You called him a troll first.

>>3329018
Why do you think being a minor character is an insult? She's of far higher status than Yamame and such.

Cirno is just a pretty powerful for her kind ice fairy who likes playing pranks. Deal. With. It.

>>3329053
Alright then. Tell me. Name one thing Cirno did that was more important than being the final boss of EoSD or when the vampire's reaching out moon in sinner.

>>3329057
I don't. I'm just correcting your silly misconceptions.

>>3329054
But YOU just made a stupid statement with no evidence. There's a difference.

>>3329066
That wasn't me.

Reimu and Marisa (along with whoever my favorite character might be) are the only non-minor characters in the series. Arguing with me is pointless, because I'm right.

>>3329052
In turn, you sound like a faggot who can't stand little fairies battling it out with their favourite SERIOUS characters.

Which is ridiculous in itself, but even more so considering the fact that it's Touhou we're talking about.

>>3329073
The point stands regardless of whether or not I believe you.

>>3329075
obviously the solution here is to post more cirno pictures

oops

>>3329083
Where'd I say that? Lunasa's my favorite touhou, and I loved Lyrica's story in PoFV. This doesn't change the fact that someone who could be removed without affecting the plot is a minor character.

>>3329085
Bro, you pulled the "troll" card first. It's you who lost the argument. Deal with it, nerd.

>>3329100
Because you automatically lose the argument when the other guy says you do. 4chan arguments sure are serious business.

>>3329119

>Because you automatically lose the argument when the other guy says you do. 4chan arguments sure are serious business.

corollary: if your opponent is butthurt or shows signs of butthurt, they automatically lose. bonus points if you cause butthurt with one reply.

>>3329100

>>3329119
I didn't have to make clear you lost the argument. You did it yourself.

image postan

>>3329124
By those standards, I won.

>>3329126
hurr

>>3329125
FUCK YES DAWSON

ITT: delicious, supple, arguing high schoolers

YOU JUST LOST IT

speaking of dicks, this is pretty hot
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/152280/3892e1da64/

>>3329098
>someone who could be removed

I'm pretty sure Cirno is more indispensable to the franchise than anyone except the main characters at the moment.

You're just sticking to the "plot" despite nothing of consequence or importance ever happening making basically everyone disposable, Reimu included.

I'm going to go take a shit now. It's going to be more fun than this thread.

>>3329200

>I'm going to go take a shit now.

On the floor?

>>3329223

One time I was cleaning the bathroom and had to take a dump, so I went to my bedroom.

>>3329223
all over the cat

Cirno doesn't suck. I like her but the people I see going shouting LOL (9),BAKA BAKA, EYE'M DA STRONGEST XD but don't play the games are faggots.

I hate secondary fans. With that said I like Cirno alot but my favorite touhou is either Reimu or Hina.

>>3329313
They'd be fags even if they played the games.

You have a point there.

>>3329313
Yo, you're late. This thread is now about shitting all over Cirno.

>>3329313
>people I see going shouting LOL (9),BAKA BAKA, EYE'M DA STRONGEST XD

Yeah, those are pathetic.

I mean the whiners, those self-appointed "primary fags", because they're the only people who ever do that. See the example above.

>>3329336

I'm not a primary fag. I just hate people fucking up my fanbase. Even ZUN hates the fanbase to some extent.

>>3329313
>I hate secondary fans.
Why?

>>3329347
>another fag implying ZUN's opinion on the matter is relevant.

That said: Cirno and SDM fans are dirt tier, above only Aya fans

>>3329369

Popular touhous all suck. Wriggle and Yamame is the only pairing worth a damn.

>>3329368

This is why:


>Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g (1 day ago)

>Me: Don't listen to them Sakuya, I KNOW they're natural.

>Sakuya: *blushes*

>Me: *sly smile* So to prove it, show me them....*knifed*

>Me: What?!?! I can't help it that you're sexy! T-T

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPilJCvwKok

>>3329405
Why are you reading youtube comments. Go read nico comments instead, they're far more insightful.

>>3329432
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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tsundere~
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yaranaika?
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>3329405
That has nothing to do with someone being a "secondary" fan or a "primary" one. Those people are just idiots, and it doesn't matter how they discovered Touhou, they'd be idiots either way.

And you're an idiot for thinking it matters.

>ITT: One butthurt secondaryfan justifies being secondary

>>3329489
here ill justify it

I HATE DANMAKU

>>3329500
Why do you even like Touhou, then.

>>3329537

BECAUSE ITS SO KAWAII.

BAKA BAKA
(9)
MARISA STOLE THE PRECIOUS THING
PADS PADS PADS

XD XD

WANNA SEE MY ALICE COSPLAY ON GAIA?

>>3329561
yeah prettymuch this

also official not danmaku works

>>3329561

>>3329561
>>3329591
Same gay person.

>>3329596

>DURP HURP SAMEFAG

This is why.

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=5wFDWP5JwSM&fromurl=/watch%3Fv%3D5wFDW
P5JwSM%26feature%3Drelated


dfgl1029 (2 months ago) +4 Reply | Spam
eye can;t believe eye watched 9 times already !!!

crazyanimevideo (1 month ago) 0 Reply | Spam
its a game...tohou is a independent fighting game.

dojomojomofo (1 month ago) +2 Reply | Spam
Haha... now whenever I fight Cirno in Touhou 6 I think of this song. It's so true - she just shoots ice off to the sides and you sit right in front of her going "dummy dummy!" XD

MGassailant (1 month ago) +3 Reply | Spam
DAMN! "THATS OVER ⑨ 000!"

And so on.

>>3329619
That's Cirno's retarded fanbase, not Cirno.
Cirno sucks because retards are not moe.

>>3329619
>Haha... now whenever I fight Cirno in Touhou 6
We're talking about secondaryfans, not people who actually PLAYED the games. Fucking retard.

>>3330710
Oh, so you think none of these "retard fans" have played the games? The Touhou community is a lot less 'elite' than you'd like to think.

>>3330721
You fucking idiot, then you just admitted that it doesn't matter shit if someone has played the game or not, all that matters is if they act like an idiot.

Get a brain, moran.

Cirno's fanbase is the same as the entirety of Touhou's fanbase. I don't see why a distinction has to be made, as all of them are equally retarded. I'm surprised people still care about fanbases, everything that gets even mildly popular, no matter how good or bad, gets infested with idiots and trolls.