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>>32973293
When Yukari decides you're her husband now, there's no hope of escape

>>32978552
Yukari Wife

She's not dangerous, just misunderstood.

>>32978649
>>32978658
>>32978673
Does this look like a Ran thread to you?

>>32978704
We are all family. You and I.

>>32978704
He's a pedo spammer that likes ruining threads with grotesque devianart MMD trash, the real bottom of the barrel shit
He got ban immunity a long while back either by being a jannie or befriending some and uses it to the fullest

^Take your medications you crazy weirdo. You're looking a bit nuts.

You wouldn't leave Ran out in the cold. Who would do your maths?

Literally just imagine being Yukari in this picture. You're a youkai that's thousands of years old, respected and feared by almost anyone. Very few people will approach you, because those who don't know you can sense something off, and those who do either view you as an enemy or are terrified of you. Much of the scheming behind the scenes in Gensokyo is done by you, with all that entails. Yet, for the first time in your life, you get to feel secure in someone else's arms. You may be powerful, and some might even call you a monster, yet none of that matters now. Your powers may as well not exist, because for once, your sense of safety comes from someone else, not your strength. As they tell you they'll keep you safe, you know they really mean it. You can trust them and let them lovingly hold you in their arms, caring for nothing else besides them. Despite what everything else thinks, and despite your own high opinion of yourself, deep down you know that all you really want is for this to last forever.

>>32973293
>dangerous
What is she evengonna do? Rape me? I welcome that!

>>32985855
you wont like it

>>32985855
How does becoming one of the countless eyes in her gaps sound?

>>32985855
anytime soon for the next 100 years

>>32985887
I will like every second of it whatever she does, Yukarin never had a chance. I will pretend to be scared just for her but that is all.
>>32986040
Sounds like a good time.

>>32986129
What if she just ignores you since you're so determined to like whatever she does to you?

Mourn, for she is dead. ????-2012

It's ok, all her fans are dead meat anyway.

That day when we had 17 Yukari threads was fun.

the yuk

>>32987771
dainty arms like steel cables
when she wants a hug, it ends when she decides it does

>>32996738
the reward for winning the affections of the gap youkai
snuggling in warmth and comfort no mortal female could ever hope to match

YUKARI IS FUCKING USELESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwR9BxBIPRA

>>32998474
That's probably the first time I've heard an Okina VA.
It's perfect.

Is Yukari scary?

>>33015539
Nah.

>enter yukari thread
>no posts only images
typical yukarifags

>>33028912
A picture is worth a thousand words.

>>33029013
saggy tits

>>33028912
Who are you quoting?

>>33031370
My dick

What's her endgame?

>>33033616

>>33033616
Status quo

>>33036423
When will the inevitable confrontation with Kanakp happen?

>>33036629
Not for another few chapters at the pace things are going at right now.

>>33040418
>Not for another few chapters at the pace things are going at right now.
I thought this was the CDS thread, disregard...

>>33036423
All those schemes and machinations just to keep things the same?

>>33028912
its called "IMAGEboard" for a reason retard

Bad Yukari!

Heh

>>33051527
ran is a much superior waifu
fuck this yukari thread back too page 10

>>33051656
Ran is superior in many ways, but you should at least remain respectful of Yukari.

>>33051277
I want to squish gappy

>>33033616
A world where youkai do not need humans

>>33068034
The best childbearing hips are fitting for best 2hu

She put on the foodservice gloves. No one can say what Gensokyo's future holds now.

>>33070458
I'm getting KLK and Eva vibes from that.

>>32973293
Yukarin's gonna be able to make sure Gensokyo's youkai eat well this year

Everybody!

Do you think Yukari misses her old friend?

How do I get Yukari to send me her nudes?

>>32978552
I suppose there are worse fates.

>>33120559
Yukari is a tease; she won't give you nudes. She'll just meet you with subtly suggestive clothing and let your mind do the rest.
That is, of course, assuming she doesn't just eat you with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

>>33120559
Marry her

>>33120687
You say that now, but wait until she decides you need to do your husbandly duties and make her a mother
God help you when the hormones start flowing

>>32973293

FOREVER 17 YEARS OLD

>>33143462
Alt designs will never cease to weird me out.
Pixie cut suits Yukari better. I never got the appeal of the last popular hairstyle.

>>33148200
Maribel is a bit more distinct than just being an alt design of Yukari. I think.

>>33143956
I did something in 2 and a half hours. I hope someone appreciates.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend of mine. She has blonde hair, an affinity for boundaries, and likes wearing purple. Have you seen her anywhere?

>>33154439
Nice work, anon.

>>33154439
I do.

>>33155997
dead in a ditch like bitch she is

>>33155997
She probably got kidnapped and she's gone forever

>>33155997
Can't you recognize a friend when you see her?

>>33179107
>discount incubator eyes

>>33179361
Whose quote is this?

>>33179572

What would Yukari smell like?

>>33180846
Granny smell

>>33180846
A trainyard

>>33181610
So she would smell like diesel exhaust or that weird high voltage electricity smell that trains emit? Nice

>>33194377
Cute feet

Do you ship Yukari with anyone? If so, who?

>>33194912
Yuyuko is the most fitting and the most heartwarming to look at since they've been friends for a really long time.
Then there is Ran whom she treats like a child even though she's a grown adult.
And lastly Reimu because I like Yukari just playing pranks on her and fooling with the shrine since she's basically almighty.

>>33194912
Myself

>>33194912
raymoo

do I want her mcnuggies

We must kill the Yukari.

>>33199285
Shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting, killing...
It's all useless against me.

>>33199457
How about negating your existence?

>>33199577
How do you plan on doing that?

>>33199263
the fuck are you on grimace

>>33199650

>>33200231
Don't be silly, Yukari has Reimu under her thumb. See?

>>33199457
>Shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting, killing...
>It's all useless against me.
There are several ways to beat her.
Words
Genocide
Take your pick. Her existence relies solely on the human conscience.
If everyone believed Yukari was a cocksleave, then she would be the youkai of cocksleave.
Just like that, the great gap youkai meets her end. Better yet, chain her down and have a vengeful spirit take ahold of her long enough for her to change.

>>33213162
You can't make people believe that she's a cocksleeve youkai. She would be able to just reprogram every human and her existence would be eternal. Or at least until she gets bored.

>>33213162
>If everyone believed Yukari was a cocksleave, then she would be the youkai of cocksleave.
Do you know how hard it is to get just a group of people to unanimously agree on something, let alone everyone?

Would you fuck a gap?

>>33033616
To expand

>>33033616
Conquest.

>>33213162
>chain her down and have a vengeful spirit take ahold of her long enough for her to change
The great ethical quandry
Is it immoral to edit the mind of an irredeemably evil monster to make them not evil anymore?

>>33220388
Depends. Would it mean that the current Kasen is immoral for cutting her arm off and stripping arm-Kasen of her right to live?

>>33220430
Kasen is the most moral person in gensokyo

>>33220903
Kasen is the most reliable person in gensokyo.

You know what you could do? Just backhand her over the face, yell forceful things at her and drag her by her hair to the door and kick her ass to the street.

Or you could beat the shit out of her with your fists, kick her in the stomach and rape her right there hanging over the kitchen counter. Boom... shes done for. Again, easy as pie. She wouldn't stand a chance against a man.

>>33232762
What is your major malfunction?

>>33232762
>I had in fact swung a big mallet on that small box yesterday. But it, how can I say it... had a strange outcome. It felt like striking a soft pillow. Surprised, I looked at the end of the mallet...
>That was a scene I would rather not recall. There, between the mallet and the small box I was supposed to break, was a white hand that had snuck in between them! Yes, a creature made of only one hand had stopped the mallet. I had struck down as hard as I could, but this (slender, female) hand was calmly interposing. The hand brushed the mallet aside, raised the index finger and, in front of my eyes, waved it left and right. And then, just as if ridiculing me standing there dumbfounded, the hand grabbed the small box and disappeared into the floor along with it.
—Rinnosuke Morichika recalling Yukari effortlessly intercepting a mallet strike from him on a box he intended to destroy, and that she intended to collect

>>33233349
this quote is so long

>>33234687
If you can barely read even that, how can you expect to win Yukari's heart?

>>33233349
You could be built like a brick shithouse and Yukari would still be able to pin you down with ease
Superhuman strength is op
She could probably rip open doors like they were tissue paper too

>>33234779
i'll rip it from her chest and spit on it

>>33236267
You've just been tricked; she has no heart. Just a gap where a heart would be.
You are consumed by the gap. Game over!

>>33236412
post body

Yukari sacrifices little children to stay young

>>33219301
Of course.

If I came inside a gap, does that mean I came inside yukari?

>>33248597
Yukari creates and manipulates gaps, she isn't a gap herself
I doubt she'd find you valuable enough to try and tie you down with a child, so that nut is probably going to be gapped into your mouth as punishment

>>32973293

>>33263787
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SYMBOL ON HER BACK

>>33263929
A ying yang circle?

>>33263929
Sonic spinning.

>>32973293
I like to live dangerously.

>>33272809
Thousand cock stare

>>33263996
impossible.
shadow or knux would have to fill in the blank

>>33179107
I await the day Reimu exterminates Yukari for good.

>>32973293
There's nothing alluring about this hag

>>33290094
Look at how fertile her body is
That's plently alluring
Yukari will never be a hag

To be honest, Yukari's ability and how it could be used has corrupted my mind to the fullest. I both love and hate her for the fact it could be used to turn her anon into a child to fulfil being a momhu, and if the anon plays up she can just nake them even younger and gap them inside herself for "timeout". But the concept of being stuck inside her (or someone else) for a week because you ticked the yokai of boundaries off somehow still turns me on, and that confuses my desires.

>>33233349
Rinnosuke isn't a good measure for strength.
Amongst both youkai and men he's a weakling.

>>33292841
Yukari is the unbirth hu
Age regression and DNA overwriting coming to a /d/ thread near you

>>33294171
Stop, I'm degenerate enough as is. Do not bring DNA overwriting into the forced consciousness of someone trapped within.

>>33233349
Being a youkai doesn't make you strong.
Seija is weak by comparison. So is the fag.

>>33294315
She's all about manipulation
No reason she wouldn't play with her new child's mind like clay

>>33303412
...fuck you're right.

>>33294171
Yukari is a immensely powerful being of magic
if there are any natural protections to mind and soul manipulation, being inside of and connected to her probably wears that protection to nil
being totally reliant on Yukari's body to remain alive and healthy gives her a lot of power on your body in return

>>33292841
You shouldn't find amusement in interacting with Yukari.

Yukari will manipulate the boundary between perception and reality so that all those who fetishize her can no longer perceive her.
A fitting fate for those so eager to receive her punishment.

>>33033616
She's already won. She's created a world where she can torture and kill people as she wishes.

Do you think ZUN is ever going to kill her off? He's done such a good job making her a utterly evil villain. Would be weird to not then also give us the satisfaction of seeing her face justice.

>>33314714
I shouldn't, but I do. someone as old as her is definitely into some wierd shit.

>>33325140
>Do you think ZUN is ever going to kill her off?
It's unlikely something like that would happen. A lot of people want her dead, but not enough that would have her screwing around 24/7.