/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What would the Monster Girl Olympics be like? What events?

They say the early bird gets the Wurm but I am not a Wurm so I fear no bird!

>>33279908
Well, if you are not a wurm, then what are you?

>>33279925
A garbage man?

Aiya! You're a 100 years too early to be challenging me, grasshopper!

>>33279980
Pfft, she's just a tiny mouse.

Does anyone have the monster girl version of the hobbit copypasta? The one with the momster saying how cucked it is to raise a son

>>33279684
That's as effective as climbing a tree to escape a bear.

>>33280071
>Quote from man leglocked

Real men save dragons from evil princesses

>>33280071

So is Nazrin

>>33280174
Or make dragon princesses.

>>33280174
>>33280217
What if the dragon saves me from the evil princess?

>>33280174
what makes the princess evil?
and how can she restrain the dragon?

The Sabbath decide to solve the problem of eventually running out of men by experimenting with extradimensional portals.

Their first successful portal is to the Earth of Bungie's Destiny series. How do the Guardians and the Mamono react to each other, given that mamono mana reflects a similar fundamental rejection of the Sword Logic of the Darkness as their Light, but lewder? How do the alien minions of the Darkness react?

>>33279894

>which woman can squeeze out the most milk in 1 min
>which beeg girl can crush the most watermelons with her thighs
>which feline can endure the squirt bottle the longest

I wonder how human girls are doing in the MGE world

>>33280230
Shhh! thats the sequel!

>>33280282
Considering KC's retcons watered down the order/extremist conflict, I'd say okay, if a little sexually repressed

>>33280299
that's nice, I love monster girls as much as the next guy but human girls need love too.
Though there's a couple monsters that do just (almost) look like humans like the Nurarihyon

>>33280299
Watered down how?

>>>33273434
give me your watchstones, big guy

>>33280299
There were no large scale retcons like some people push unless you just mean he explained the hyperbole in better detail like in side guide 2. Shit like Lamias strangling their husbands from the early days were anonymous"translations" from 2008-2009 before there even was an English fanbase that people just latched on to. MGE was never the humanity against the encroaching monster menace setting that the paladin fag fanbase always wanted.

>>33280174
Real dragons save men from evil human princess wives

>>33280438
>1.The Order's rather miniscule compared to the world at large
>2.Humans massivly outnumber monsters
>3.KC said that the "no males" problem will be fixed long before anyform of human extinction
So yeah, human women have it fine for the most part

>>33279980
See you in a hundred years then.

>>33280562
Really, a lot of the shit people give to the MGE is because of the fan translations. Especially the ones from the MonsterGirls Unlimited community, who wanted the setting to be "grimdark" and were not above twisting words or straight making shit up to support their interpretation.
The Ogre is a perfect case: in the commercial English translation they like erotic wrestling as a form of foreplay and competitive sex. But in the old MGU translation (the one still in the wiki) they make them sound like sadistic husband-beaters.

And so it begins

>>33280784
Pocky stick?

>>33280616
That isn't watered down. World guide one even says that the extremist invaded Lescatie because it was starting shit and was a slum filled hellhole itself. It was the edgy side of the English fan base that always just assumed it was something it wasn't and that monsters were constantly tying invade every human city or that human extinction was ever a thing.

>>33280816
Pregnancy
the first of many

>>33280780
I remenber the MGU days when the lilim got first released and the next 4 or so pages of the thread were dedicated to trying to take her down

How do you guys like your stories
>Fantasy world
>Modern life

I like low level stories with conflict
No great crusade agisnt monster kind, just some dudes doing dude stuff with a pinch of drama and a happy ending

>>33280905
>just some dudes doing dude stuff
like turning into alps

>>33280903
Urban fantasy
I want my wizards and tvs at the same time

>>33280905
What do you mean by dudes doing dude stuff

Buffhound!

>>33280784
i will be the proud father of a whole snake den

>”So you’re the titular Anon that my dear pet pharaoh keeps moaning for”
>”The sheer amount of bottled up feelings she had for you was incredible. She was practically ready to fall even before I sunk my fangs into her”
>”But no matter, I digress. Kneel before me like your precious and - formerly - haughty pharaoh and I promise you pleasure beyond your wildest dreams”
>”Couldn’t you imagine it? Every night spent in the loving coils of your new goddess and in the arms of the deposed tyrant, being treated like woyalty- fuck...”
>”Cut!”
>Desert tanuki director yells put as the camera automatons stop filming
>”Alright let’s take from the top”
>Just then a very annoyed pharaoh stands up staring daggers at the apophis
>”That’s the third time you fucked up the word ‘royalty’ is it that hard or do you stupid fucking fangs get in the way that much! I swear if I have to spend another take on my damn knees not sucking off Anon I’m going to stop inviting you to our recording sessions!”
>Apophis is regretting that promise to Anon to not grape her
>Anon is also regretting that promise he made to the pharaoh to keep her from getting graped
>He asks tanuki director if it’s too late to change from rescue the pharaoh to double team the pharaoh instead
>Nope plenty of time to change considering they haven’t gotten past the intro speech yet

>>33280140
>>33280199
I yield!

>>33280921
I've been thinking about a story where a wizard's car gets stolen and he has to get it back

>>33280937
Adventuring, treasure hunting, science, anything
I think of stuff like that, then add monster girls and BOOM!
You now have a story of a treasure hunting danuki who sells the excess items, Or the story of a wurm that runs a mine

>>33280939
Fluffhound

>>33280965
Well, you yielded, you know what happens next right? To the victor goes the spoils

>>33280958
I honestly can't decide whether I'm team Snake or Team Pharaoh every time I see a pharaoh/grape post

>>33281044
Contemplate this in the Khepri pits.

>>33281006
haha lava pp go ooze

>>33280905
the most harrowing journey would be a single human girl going on a quest, try not to get turned INTO a monster girl

>>33281155
Good luck, I'm behind seven deathclaws.

>>33281238
I'm a Knight of the brotherhood of steel i don't fear deathclaws

>>33281270
Smell that air! Couldn't you just drink it like booze?

>>33281238
>Quarry junction huh? Well, it's next to the starting zone, how bad could it be?

>I'm in perfectly good health
>still because of various bullshit I got jabbed with needles for blood checks way more than an average guy
>despite nothing really ever happening I have a pretty bad needle anxiety
>cuts, bruises, slashes are okay, jabs are terryfying
And now
>sheer thought of sex with Manticore makes me dizzy with excitement and have a panic attack
>nothing arouses me and terrifies me more than having a huge tail latch onto me and drive a several needles into/around my cock, all while tugging it so it keeps moving (and needles may tumble around or break inside)
>whenever I think of being milked and stung by a Manticore my heart gets weak, my legs turn into jelly, but my cock gets super hard and close to edge without even a touch
>thought of being milked while stung is both the most terryfying and the most exciting thing I can think of
>If portals ever open and I get a Manticore wife I would propably cum buckets and die of heart attack at the same time
Anyone else struck with a severe case of fear boner?

>>33281238
>Gao!

>>33281238
i go to dragon populated cities to get this drink called "dragon's milk" from their taverns
they tell me it's similar to a cocktail, and I drink from the tap it's very good! especially with dragon mana crystals as makeshift ice cubes
only thing I can't shake off is they keep looking at me strangely when I drink it. hope I'm not violating some kind of tradition, wouldn't want to be a bad foreigner...

>>33280939
Beeghound best hound

>>33281355
Dudeface

>>33281511
Don't be mean to my wife!

>>33281351
An anxious tourist Anon adventures:
>go to Jinko lands
>get chatted up by a nice jinko
>talk is very good
>casualy turn back around to do something
>she goes into predator mode and starts lustfully staring at Anon
>he turns back and sees her stare at him in silence
>thinks he propably offended the local customs by turning his back on her while talking
>gets embarrassed, excuses himself and crabwalks to the nearest train to get out of there, before she has time to say anything

So correct me if I'm wrong. But apparently if you're some nobody peasant, a random nobody loser in a desert and you get set upon by gangs of Khepri. They will easily incubize you with their balls of demon energy that is powerful enough to make you into a powerful Incubus?

And not only that. The profile says you basically become some sort of king or Noble man who now owns some tract of land in the deserts as it implies. The politics of the MGE desert world must be really messy and complicated.

>>33281006
I wanna motorboat her tits so damn badly.

>>33281636
I correct you, you are wrong.

>>33281355
Most monster girls are better with short hair and this pic proves it.

>>33281636
A decent chunk of things start looking shaky if you look too deeply into them
So you should put that effort into fantasizing about your waifu instead

>>33281702
Most girls are better with short hair and this pic proves it.*

>>33281733
A valid point.
I want to consensually corrupt a short haired paladin girl.

>>33281729
If you fuck a griffon in the ass would she chirp or purr

>>33281702
>>33281733
>>33281753
You make Kejourou-chan sad
>>33281754
yes

>>33281754
griffons have eagle heads, so they chirp

>>33281768
Kejourou needs to step up her game. Real women have BEEG muscles and short hair.

>>33281788
That gotta be embarrasing for such a noble and proud creature

Hey what happened to chapter 45 46 and 47 from Magus's story? His pastebin page goes right from 44 to 48.

>>33281851
Go to AO3

Would a hellhound be offended if you told her she's one of the good ones?

I wonder how many ameteur MGE comics have been made
send some

>>33281865

Yes, and she will rape you extra hard if you call her a Heavenhound

>>33281948
Surely this offering of a squeaky toy will calm her down

>>33281324
Having them injected into the dick is too much for me, anywhere besides that and the balls are fine! Wait, not the eyes either. I hope manticore girls are careful where they sticks those things

Imagine a beeg hellhound with maledom fetish who threatens to break Your spine if You ever tell anyone about You being her "master".

>>33281987
>imagine a shit hellhound
okay

>>33282000
hey don't kinkshame her

>>33281754
>>33281788
Lions don't purr anyway.
>>33281799
I wouldn't say no to a buff Kejorou with her regular hair.

>>33281987
hot

>>33282052
>Lions don't purr anyway.
Eagles don't chirp either
So what sound does the griffon make

>>33281987
I unironically love that kind of stuff.
Sure, she's WAY more powerful than me and could brake me in two with one arm, But she's still getting dominated by me.
Even if you can't physically dominate her, you can still be the dominate one, making her follow every single one of your commands.
And then having her act all scary and dominate while others are watching is just the cherry on top of it all.

>>33282122
EAGLE SCREECH

>>33282140
>when you cum inside her ass griffon does the EAGLE SCREECH
This is equal parts hilarious, cool and adorable

>>33282123
>you can still be the dominate one
I love this dynamic both ways. Like a buff former hero who could completely manhandle his Baphomet wife instead having a fetish for being dominated by her.

>>33282178
It's all good if you ask me. Then again, I'm a switch, So I don't really mind who's on top.

>>33282122
>Eagles don't chirp either
Maybe they don't, but it can get close.
https://youtu.be/Roni4GG56Ew?t=38

>Titania bread
Hell really did freeze over huh?

>>33282178
Baphomets are stated to be much stronger physically than they look, so he could be genuinely overpowered by his tiny wife.
>>33282229
I saw that post last thread and knew what to do.

>>33282204
Cute

The lamb lies down on Broadway

>>33282123
Well it was always about physiological domination. Even irl most cuffs, chastity devices and chains are from aluminium for safety and could be snapped by a petty girl, and irl femdom could have an average sub overpower average dom with ease.
Psychological domination is hot, because her body could just take and break me easily. It's her mind that is so dominated by my mind, that it won't let her do anything else than submit to my will.

>>33282204
How about crow and ravens harpies would they CAW when getting fucked?

>>33282280
Well both ravens and crows actually make a lot of different sounds, same as eagles

>>33282290
Then whqt sound do you think they would make. Im not very well versed in birds to know.

>>33281579
based Jinkos, what do they do if caught mid-stalking?

>>33282280
crows CAW, and ravens ROCK

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1362740346023604230
What did KC mean by this?

Would you a chocolate parasite slime
https://twitter.com/coral_sky0826/status/1362037434528137223

>>33280249
>and how can she restrain the dragon?
social contract

If you marry a dark mage you gotta marry her toad friend too.

Visit Wonderland

Lilith speaks to you, her chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to rape the humans who multiply and are legion.

>>33282412
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1362743639026270213

>>33282445
Friday again Cheshy baby

>>33282445
I ended up running into a smoking worm who blew smoke rings in my face then sucked my dick. 10/10 would recommend visiting

>>33282549
"I'm sorry I made a strange tweet. I'm fine so it's okay!"
hm yes this is not suspicious

>>33282412
Tweet was deleted. what did it say?

>>33282622
"Naruhodo" and an emoticon.

>>33282549
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1362745284929880064
>If you stare at the translated English file for RPG, your head will explode.

I want to be a monster's apprentice/mana tank/husband.

>>33282693
Picture taken moments before a massive fire.

>>33282773
Tittylemental

>>33282773
y'know I'm surprised Cross hasn't done a girl with a hood and glowing eyes like that yet. Those are always top tier

You know what you need anon? Wing hugs.

>>33282965
Wing hugs are the best!

>>33282965
She looks like the final boss

>>33282965
Only if she puts some clothes on first

>>33282987
is this what the chief god looks like?

>>33282987
>"Come here, ya big lug."

>>33282987
>Final boss just grabs the hero and runs away

>>33282965
Yes

>>33283223
this angle doesn't seem correct. Not very cute.

>>33283223
>Ritual sacrifices to angels

I wonder if some backwater MGE town would do that not knowing it was a harpy pretending to be an angel.

>>33281754
https://youtu.be/Roni4GG56Ew

>>33283223
her right tit has to stretch like 7 miles to frame his face like that

>>33283294
>not knowing it was a harpy pretending to be an angel.
They knew, they just played along because the harpy was looking really sad and desperate, and there was a boy her age anyway, so it all worked out just fine for everyone involved

>>33283277
>this angle doesn't seem correct. Not very cute
I disagree she’s very acute

>>33283294
>be me, travelling on foot through the countryside
>come across small village deep in a valley, am going to stay there for the night
>the people there are nice but insist that I give an offering to the local diety
>supposedly an angel of the chief god who decided to take up residence here and bless the people
>go to the shrine, get greeted with a loud SQUAWK
>locals say don't worry that's just how she greets us
>look at the local diety
>it's a fucking black harpy surrounded with a bunch of coin offerings and snacks
>"Hello traveller, I am the black angel of fortune, a powerful benevolent emissary of the chief god. Now hurry up and give me an offering so I shall bless your stay and journey or something. I don't got all day, it's almost naptime."

>>33283335
You should tell her that. Mention you want to get parallel with her as well.

>>33283150
>Profound Darkness
I kind of like how her vessel looks now though.

>>33283496
That’s a bit too obtuse for me

>>33282987
a pretty final boss at that!

>>33283695
I dont want to go on some tangent explaining it to you.

>>33283723
Now I'm in the mood for boss monsters.

I need help anons. I cant stop thinking about being raped by elves.

>>33283881
An elf would've thought of something better.

>>33283881
Think about getting raped by orcs!

Hello boyim, what do you have for sale today?

>>33283953
I tired that. Now i just want to get raped by both!

>>33283937
Am i doomed then to be a horny cum pump for my elf wofe/mistress than?

>>33284073
How did THAT get approved?

>>33284025
Sake, ofudas, bombs. You want it? It's yours my friend as long as you have enough [P]

>>33284025
The usual, soda, snacks, my virginity and popcorn.

>>33284025
only my unimpressive body

>>33284025
Propane and propane accessories, ma'am, same as every other day. Why do you keep coming here and asking this question

>>33284025
we have a special now, buy a pack if cigs get my cock free, you heard that right, buy a pack of cigs, you'll get my cock free, free, FREE

>>33284025
those are very dangerous clothes to go nopan with

>>33284025
Lady I don't sell nothing and how did You get into my garage?

>>33282636
What the fuck kc

>>33284367
It's a classic single nuki scheme, you wear that with nopan and if a guy catches a look he's going to have to pay the fee or get tracked down by the nuki mob

>>33284417
>implying you're still in your garage

>>33284417
>looks like it's time for plan b

I want to record a video of myself trying to relax under an electric blanket but I keep turning up the heat and complaining that it's too cold, and then send it to a Yeti.

>>33284181
but boyim I only have [G]

>>33284537
Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real.

>>33284537
I don't care. You can't eat my garbage.

>>33284191
>Silly boyim, little does he know that unimpressive body stocks are on the rise right now. I'm going to make a killing off this.

>>33284471
Lady You can't use that rope for shibari, someone might get hurt. I have a proper rope for that upstairs.
Wanna buy it?

>>33284615
>implying the rope was for shibari
>implying she isn't about to hang herself right here in the garage if you don't sell her your virginity

>>33284437
The fee probably isntt much. Bet its only 1k.

Remember, if you ever get in a dicey situation with a 'nuki and you start to fear for your marital status, just buy the cheapest shibari package they offer, and then contact the Law-wurm after they're tied up.

>>33284680
I don't want a dead nuki in my garage, she should do it in her own home.

>>33284696
Yeah it's real cheap you just have to fill out some documentation and pay the fee at the courthouse with her. I don't know why the clerk says congratulations though.

>>33284792
I knew it was easy. They probably say that because they know how rough nukis can be. I bet if you asked nuki fees are probably pretty common. So many in fact they probably never see the same nuki come in twice.

>>33284742
>implying she didn't pay a wight to hang outside the garage door to reanimate her in case you said no
>implying she isn't about to be the star witness in a stacked jury murder trial to convict you
>implying the sentencing isn't to be the newly zombified nuki's personal cumpump for the rest of your life
Danukis always find a way

>>33284838
Yeah but that doesn't get the pesky thing off your back though. She made a copy of my house key and keeps coming in uninvited wanting me to make dinner for her. For some reason she keeps wanting to look at wedding dress catalogs with her? I guess it isn't all bad, she said she got a special gift for me while she was out today and told me to wait on the bed for her while she takes a bath.

>>33284878
I heard about this, it's called building good relationship with customers using small gifts. Don't worry about it, it's propably nothing much. Standard business practice.

>>33284841
Why did you think I'm against her hanging herself in my garage?

black dragons

>>33284983
I'm with you so far.

>>33280966
Winter rescue bunyip is uniquely prepared to rescue people who fall through the ice thanks to her amphibious nature and thick, hydrophobic fur.
She might struggle with the part where she needs to strip you down to remove the drenched clothes before intense coiling.
You'd come to with her mumbling it's not rape over and over.

>>33284913
Yeah I could see that. Saw some of the packaging, don't know why she'd want to give me a sexy babydoll, maybe she wants to recommend me to a job at an adult affairs company as an apology for imposing so much? Guess you have to know your business before working there. Would also make sense that she insisted to put fertility drugs in tonight's dinner, got to know how it tastes to know how to sell it.

>>33284983
joy for the onions

>>33285048
Exactly anon. Always good to help a nuki out with that. Never bad to have friends in high places.

I want to seduce really poorly and have her just go along with it. Would be pretty fun to see.

>>33284983
Dragon hydra.

>>33284983
How fertile are they?
We'll find out in tonight's episode of Mere lizards!

>>33285183
So a girl with multiple heads?

>>33285225
Getting a double blowjob while still only having a single wife would be nice.

>>33285225
To simplify, yes.

>>33285225
not too different from a jabberwock

I want to have a devil and houri hotdog me with their cunnies from either side while they fight over who gets to get on first!

>>33284983
Better be prepared if you want to take one on.

>on a vacation in Dragonia
>one of the locals at the tourism department encourages you to go to a wide open field outside of town for a special festival they’re having
>She gives you a map, a ticket, and a time to be there
>Stresses that you don’t want to miss the show
>decide to go
>Arrive to see a stadium sized clearing with dragon girls of all species buzzing around the outside edge
>Like luxury boxes with a sports event, there’s a row of platforms all around the clearing
>Show your ticket to the attendant
>”Ah perfect! You’re just in time. She should be about to start.”
>Before you realize it, you’re standing on an elevated platform next next to the field
>They explain that first time visitors get to use the special viewing decks
>From over the mountain a huge dragon in her feral form flies into the center of the field
>She seems to stare at you for a moment before launching into an aerial acrobatic show of turns, dives, barrel rolls and finishing with a flame breath spectacular like daytime fireworks
>The dragon flies right up to the platform with its head directly in front of you
>On a strange impulse, you lean over the railing and pat the dragon’s muzzle
>Suddenly, there’s a bright flash of light, like a pink flash bang went off
>When your vision clears, you’re on your back and the dragon girl from the tourism department is straddling your stomach completely naked
>”You really liked my mating dance?! Let’s get started then!”

>>33279894
I can think of two possible versions, how the original olympics were intended to be for amateur athletes
>Flying events with winged species
>Have to tell your dragon wife for the fifth time that she can't turn into her pre-DL form because it's unfair to the other contestants
And the modern one where it basically just becomes an opportunity for countries to dick-measure with each other. I prefer the amateur one but the other may have some fun opportunities as well
>Mist Continent and Zipangu inari competing over who can make you cum the most in ten minutes

>>33285321
Gonna raid her womb tomb so hard she'll give live birth instead.

Sneks cannot be trusted, so don't.

>>33285431
>Dragon girl got impregnated so hard she gave live birth instead of laying an egg
>apparently the doctor had never seen someone have that many orgasms during birth as she had.
>We will have an interview with the couple at 7, so stay tuned to monster TV

>>33285494
>>33285365
>In other news, the local mating festival came to a close. We'll have highlights for you tonight at 6, ONLY on Inari 69 News, Dragonia's NUMBER 1 news source.

>>33285486
Poor girl is probably just cold, a good person would whatever it takes to get her warmed up.

>>33285534
>In other news, the local mating festival came to a close. We'll have highlights for you tonight at 6,
That sounds like some great fap material. The monster girl TV channels sure are the best.

>>33285494
>"We're gonna need some suction here!"
>"Oh God! Is my wife bleeding?"
>"No, she keeps squirting everywhere."

>>33285534
>Local man has just impregnated his fifth generation of devil bug wives
>The neighbors have apparently started to complain about the constant sound of bugs and sex but police have so far been unwilling to do anything about it

>>33285609
Well that's one way to give your wife an impregnation fetish.

What's the most effective way of dealing with a charging Weresheep?

Everyone here will get their dick sucked so hard by a monster girl that it'll feel as if she's actually trying to swallow your dick. It may not be the monster girl of your choice, but it'll be a monster girl nonetheless.

>>33285756
Take the headbutt like a man, she'll cuddle you afterwards anyway

>>33285770
I'm not into BJs, seems like a waste of semen and effort. Can I instead be balls deep in a monster girl?

>>33285756
>He hasn't trained his body to be able to withstand his wife's loving headbuts.
Ngmi bro.

>>33284742
Did she a sign that said Dead Nuki Storage when she crawled in here?
No she didn’t.
There was no sign that said Dead Nuki Storage
Because I don’t store dead Nukis

>>33282351
Have you ever seen one of those videos cat owners place a cucumber behind their cat while it's eating?
>Jinko wife has a routine where she hides somewhere and tackles you when you get home from work
>Get let off early one day so you decide to play a little game
>Begin moving slowly and carefully when you get into your neighbourhood
>Find a hidden spot near the house and wait
>Eventually see your wife come out and take her position behind the bushes lining the driveway
>Crouches low in a stalking position so that she's unseeable from the street
>Bunches her legs to pounce which also makes her toned ass stick up in the air
>Using every bit of experience and knowledge from what she's done to you slowly and steadily move towards her
>Get near enough and wind up but she seems to sense that somethings off
>Before she can act you slap her ass as hard as possible
>Shoots off like a lightning bolt while making a noise halfway between a womanly shriek and a yowl
>Turns to look at you with tears in her eyes while rubbing her abused behind
>Afternoon actually progressed pretty normally even though she rode you like a donkey that night
>And every night that week when she notices the red hand-shaped mark on her butt

>>33285820
ghouls will change your mind on that

>>33285820
You don't have a choice

Feel like watching the big game but don't want to do it alone? Consider Greenworms! Watch parties are actually much better with Greenworms! Being rather slow and unathletic themselves, they have a great deal of respect for professional athletes and their ability to perform feats that would be difficult for them. One might expect them to be rather docile and calm, but just like when they start to eat, they can show a fiery side that one would expect out of a typical sports fan. On top of that, their palette of largely fruits and vegetables makes watch parties with Greenworms much healthier than normal. It's so much fun sitting on the sofa with your Greenworm enjoying some light snacks while you cheer your favorite team or country on in whatever event the two of you like to watch! Just yesterday my Greenworm and I sat down together and watched some Mamono Basketball Association games. She was completely enthralled by the Papillon ace for our favorite team. Her grace and speed handling the ball and shooting was a true sight of beauty. My Greenworm was instantly captivated the moment she saw her, claiming that hopefully she can one day be as beautiful and graceful as her favorite athlete. She is a bit of a flip-flopper though, because as soon as I started cheering for and complimenting our team's winged hero, she began to root for the other team and got excited every time she wasn't allowed to score. I guess she didn't like one player getting too much adoration for her beauty and skill, and thought the other team deserved the same attention. Regardless, it was a fun evening, especially because I got to spend it with my dear Greenworm.

>>33284537
Death, you want it? It's yours my friend

>>33280500
Feel the thrill of the void!

>>33284608
I like the idea of an unlucky nuki trying to trick a dense anon into signing away his freedom only to have it backfire constantly
>Tanook tells anon to buy a stock she knows is going to crash soon
>Stock skyrockets because of unpredictable circumstances
>Back to square one

>>33285990
I'll take 5

>>33286034
>talking to shorter men - the correct way

>>33284181
What if I want my friend

>>33285990
I want a lich to put my soul with her in her phylactery so I can fuck her soul nonstop.

Why are kitties so chill?

>>33285963
I would bully greenworms even though they are immune to bullying

>>33286057
>advises anon to buy a bunch of sunhats and sell it to the snowy region
>Ice Queen decides to make it a warm week and they sell like hotcakes
>tells anon to invest in a condom corporation
>sudden pop culture influx of condom play drives up stocks significantly
>tells anon to get an oil drum and straight up set his money on fire
>local Ignis who was falling on hard times takes it as an offering, set him up with a lifetime repayment plan
>angry tanuki noises

>>33285963
>slow and unathletic
Nigga you know nothing about caterpillars, they hustle all over the place

What would make a Hellhound tell her husband "get out of my sight"?

>>33286394
>I'll let you have twice the usual amount of rape if you let me go out on my own today.

>>33284983
the world could use more dragons!
evil black dragons!
holy white dragons!
frost dragons!
lightening dragon!
fire drake!
metallic dragons!
Cosmic space dragon!

>>33286394
>wanna press me against the wall and rape me standing, but using Your ass instead?

>>33286484
Tell me of these cosmic space dragons

>>33286179
They understand the futility of everything.

The bigger the horns, the Horner the girl.

>>33286614
>The bigger the horns, the Horner the girl
Why is Red Bull's team principal a girl with horns?

>>33286179
They know that all they need to do is be cute and humans will love and take care of them.

>Monster girl run of A.I. dungeon
>Game throws a "scary" 10ft tall muscular Oni at me.
>She acts all tough and brave but ends up being a big softy who is really, really lonely because her appearance scares everyone off.
I came here to coom not feel.

>>33282445
Trumparts are the only majin species that I’d be down with.
I think it’s the hat. Touhou has truly corrupted me.

>>33286691
I played A.I. Dungeon once. I was a wizard, on a quest to discover a book. I got into a fistfight with a vampire, called into a call-in radio show and got killed by aliens.
10/10 would quest again

>>33282445
I got your vorpal sword right here
*unzips*

>>33286522
I get it

>>33285963
jealous wormy!

>>33286543
they are great creators and destroyers of life through out the universe

>>33286356
>Ends with her walking right up to anon, staring into his eyes face to face and honestly telling him how she feels about him
>They get married and the story is told as a precautionary tale to little nukis
Good end

>>33282445
Wonderland is probably the second place I dislike the most.

>>33286823
which is first?

>>33286890
Anywhere near a chaos monster

>>33286904
faggot

>Following the Automaton Housemaid Act, the turn of the century would see another political unrest in the maid colleges.
>A particular group of extremist Shoggoth established the 'Heels Party' coalition. With a motto of "Master's desires over Master's orders", they preached it was a maid's job to fulfill any of her master's latent wishes, even at the risk of contradicting his orders.
>As a direct response, an extremist faction of Kikimoras founded the 'FeatherDuster Party'. Their motto of "Master's orders are absolute" pushed for absolute submissiveness. They defended that a maid should always defer to her master, at the cost of possibly contradicting her master's true desires.
>In the end, both parties failed to amass significant support, and were overshadowed by the centrist 'Maid Tea Party'. This group was compromised by both Kikimoras and Shoggoths, as well as maids from many other species. With a simple motto of "Maids should care for their master", they ultimately drove both extremist parties to eventually dissolve.
>By the time the portals opened, most of the major maid colleges had deans affiliated with the Maid Tea Party.

- From Anon's "Historie of Maids", Vol II

>>33286929
I'm not the one who wants to be turned into a male monster.

>>33286947
>Fast boys belong to her that's fast to them
- Raid Law

>>33286929
No you

>>33286929
chaos monstersboy faggots go and stay go

Had to buy a new PC after the old one broke because my cute zombie wife got upset that I killed the zombies in minecraft rather than giving them hugs and headpats. How do I manage to sate my insane minecraft addiction while making her happy?

>>33287103
Install mods to headpat the zombies.

>>33286972
>>33287062
>Monsterboys
What? I I never said anything about that. Am I mixing up Chaos with something else? I just thought it was the lovecraft girls.

>>33287164
Chaos monstergirls turn their husbands into monstrous extensions of themselves.

>>33287164
Chaos monster have been talked about fine in the past and are are fairly popular. Ignore the butt hurt faggot.

>>33287117
>be buge autist
>portals open
>everyone running away screaming from the spider girls and insects girls
>Basically get my pick of whatever I want with zero competition.
I'd take the harem route and build an entire hive but I'd be happy with just one.

>>33287177
That's not a monsterboy though.

>>33287210
well then im going to make the harem of arthropods

>>33287226
You're right, it's even worse.

>>33287210
just stay away from the worms friend, they're mine

>tfw no big fluffy loyal wolfgirl gf

>>33287253
Go for it. I will support you and have my spider wife make an ad for you on the web.

>>33287281
Yep, don't need to worry about it. Just don't start quoting Dune on us.

>>33287226
I said male monster

>>33287347
>quoting Dune
Of course not, I'm more into worms of the hungry hungry variety

I want to become a lonely spider's personal body pillow.

>>33286947
>"Maids should care for their master"
wtf does that even mean
this sounds like some slogan taken by a politician who doesn't want to be seen actually committing to anything other than vague ideals that are certain to be widely accepted
it means nothing and just sounds good

>>33287210
I'd take a spider and then I'll cuddle with her
a lot

>>33287537
Hence why its the dominant maid political party.

>>33287303
>calls you boss
>cuddles you even though you resist
>drags you to places you don't want to go to
>doesn't take no for an answer
>tells you it's because she knows what her boss wants, even if he doesn't say it
>she's right

Never mess with a mg that brings her own theme song to a fight

>>33287692
AND HER NAME IS JINKO CENA
DO DO DO DOOOOOOO
DO DO DO DOOOOOOO

Slightly off-topic but anybody know if theres a way to filter stuff out by tags on pixiv? It would save time sorting through shit if I could just cut out certain things entirely. Putting - before tags doesn't seem to work

>Arachne capturing bug girls who taken a bit of an interest in you
>Brings in vamp mosquito with her legs tied near her ears and asks you mating press this trespasser to teach her a lesson
>Captures hornet gal who was bullying your nice bee neighbors and captures her in her web leaving her spread eagle, says you should make an example out of her
>Bee girls come over to thank you but get caught in her web even though they didn’t do anything wrong she doesn’t want her web going to waste so she calls you over to turn them into queens
>Green worm accidentally falls into her web was going to call you over to see how fast you could turn her into a papallion but could smell she was married and let her go. Mutters about her web being wasted the rest of the day
>Ushi-oni “accidentally” gets “caught” in her web, could in reality easily break out that is what until your wife put those shibari skills to work and actually bound her is extremely proud when she shows you and demands you put this smug spider in her place

>>33286947
Nobody wants to talk about the other extremist faction that never made it off the ground. Their slogan was 'Maids ARE the master'. It was pretty popular with some beastgirls but never got enough mainstream traction to stay afloat. Rumor has it though that sometimes they pretend to be the main maid academy and send their disciples out to new masters, but none of these claims have been substantiated.

>>33287543
I want to save best girl from her shit series

>>33287817
Huh, so that's why when I asked my wife how her day went when I got back from work she responded "I really don't want to talk about it."

>>33287874
There can be no hope in this hell. No hope at all.

>>33287874
I stopped reading that shit when the Dullahan was introduced, asked someone if anything's happened since then and he told me no and that every day is torture.

>>33287910
A whole lot happened, actually, but at the same time nothing happened, you can see, chapter by chapter, the deteriorating mental state of the crab and his waning interest in the series

>>33287887
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.

>>33287910
Nothing will never happen.

>>33287887
>>33288095
Why does uncle seem depressed and keep sending me letters about his failings? He’s married to a really nice shoggoth and owns a whole manor and hamlet. Sure he’s got a bit of a vamp mosquito problem in the courtyard and he’s got a coven of liches living rent free in the catacombs and p’orcs have moved into the warrens and sahuagin living in the cove and matangos in the weald, and the hamlet is practically empty since all the girls have kidnapped and married most of the men there and monsterized the women. But besides all that It doesn’t honestly sound too bad should I let his wife know about these letters?

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>>33288250
Sir this is the third time this week that you've been warned about shouting out your praise for royal chocolate ass in the streets.

>>33288279
I won't stop damn you!

>>33288250
More like Failraoh

>>33288290
You know what? Fuck you.
Steals your pharaoh's melanin

>>33286929
I want a shoggoth to absolutely fuck me. Fuck my body and mind so hard the boundary between the plains of realty start to fray.

More monsters need this body type.

>>33288279
I’m gonna be a nuisance to the single cops in town! I’m not gonna do anything too crazy just harass them all the time!

>>33288353
Petite, but not loli?

>>33287747
Nevermind did some digging and it's locked behind getting a premium account

>>33288367
This is taking valuable time they could be using to harass young, rowdy males.

>>33288378
its called pear body shape

>>33287962
Why doesn't he just end it with some 'and they all had at least five kids and lived happily ever after' scenario and move on to something else

>>33288405
Probably because crab doesn't want to starve to death

>>33288420
He wouldn't even need to do something non-monstergirl related. Just anything else and it would probably sell, he was working on that isekai ninja manga that had monstergirls. Although it wasn't very inspired it shows he is capable of other ideas

>>33288353
Business in the store front, party in the cellar.

>>33287634
Wolfgirls and liongirls are some of the few mamano species that would make me tempted to accept a harem
>Gang of CC ex-delinquent lionesses who spoil and dote on you and love receiving praise and physical attention
>Each one is more than strong enough to manhandle you but submit to your affection because their instincts tell them you're their male ergo the boss
>Doesn't stop them from getting forceful once in a while if they feel you haven't been paying them enough attention

>>33288558
You want them to bite your balls?

>>33288395
Well I may not be young, but I’m definitely rowdy enough to deal with those girls!

>>33288568
Monstergirl =/= literal animal. This is "can anubis and other dog girls eat chocolate" tier

>>33288587
It was a joke calm down

>>33288568
That picture was a daughter lion being a shitter to her dad

>>33288568
Only if they're gentle.

>>33288602
Yeah I know but when it's brought up on every single post mentioning lions it gets grating after a while

>>33288615
Balls or girls?

>>33288569
you should get a younger wight then, old MAN!

>>33284899
That's a Red Panda right?

>>33288279
Fine, I'm going to buy binoculars so I can stare at pharaoh ass in peace while kneeling right behind her

>>33288639
Nope. I’m gonna mess with all those new recruits from the police department! And no one will stop me!

>>33288639
What’s the opposite of a cougar?

>>33288693
A dog

>>33288353
Bottom heavy.

What about lichen girls? They would be very slow and flat, and also either a chimera or close bond between a fungi girl and a plant girl.

>>33288693
A cub?

>>33288743

>>33288743
I'm imaging a girl with a lot of fleshy
Protrusions like a wobogong shark.

>>33288568
Yes.

Do hellhounds like it when you call them good girls or bad girls?

>>33288961
I don't think you can go wrong there.

>>33280174
Real men save Dragons from loneliness.

>>33288794
cute

The other team scares me.

>>33289110
Why would walking onaholes scare you?

>>33289142
The one on the right looks like a biter.

>>33285770
cute black haired sleep mouse

>>33289110
I think their ace likes me?

>>33289153
She's right at the perfect hight to get the inside of your thigh, very dangerous.

>>33289194
Maybe, it's weird that all the balls she hits seem to be aimed right at your face.
Looks like she's more interested in injuring your team than getting a home run.

>new hellhound art is dildo use
god fucking damnit i want to see her holes not a dildo

>>33289234
I don't know, it's just that at in pregame batting practice she hit a homer then looked me right in the eye, licked her lips, and mouthed what I believe to be "coming for that ass". Either she's actually trying to injure us or the manager made another crazy bet.

>>33289110
>tfw no coed beer league softball team to have fun with after a hard days work

>>33287747
You can probably do some stuff using hydrus. I think you would probably have to download everything relevant first though through another tool like gallerydl. Like: download all works with tags good1 and good2. Import into hydrus. Hydrus auto-tags those with all the tags found on pixiv and boorus. Search good1 good2 -bad1 -bad2 -bad3 in hydrus and get results. I haven't tried it myself though.

>>33289258
Which artist?

>>33289110
>being scared of babbies

>>33289306
merunya

>>33289110
I just wanna play baseball. Why do monsters have to take it so seriously?

>>33289110
*Extend arm as if grabbing something*
*Repeatedly move hand towards my crotch and back while making a pleasured face*

>>33289110
yo night elf with BLUE skin? finally

>>33289310
Notice it’s the goblin who has the paladin husband

>>33289306
>>33289362
side note it might actually be old and i just saw it

>>33287347
>tfw no yuge sandworm gf
>will never explore the expanses of her tunnels
>wont ever take down raiding parties with her
why even live

>>33289405
>husband

Onahole.

>>33289448
The paladin is the one with the onahole/wife, the goblin has the carrier/husband

>>33289448
I want to read the new orker

would there be gachi muchi tier porn made if mgs became real?

>>33286356
That Anon must have been a descendant of Timothy Dexter.

>>33289512
>axe or mace? The experts discuss
>shoulders: how big is TOO big?
>12 MUST-VISIT elf villages this summer!
>color theory for orks: does red mean go?
>what do your tribal tattoos say about YOU?
>pirate orcs? take to the high seas with Gurthog Brassbeard and hear his tale
>bone clubs: back in season?

>>33289716
Boneclubs will never come back, stop trying to bring boneclubs back

>>33289653
There's a hatter in my tea!

>>33289653
who drinks tea with mushrooms in it?

>>33289272
Typical demon/danuki managers, always putting weird shit in contracts to do crazy bets before games. I guess that is like the fun of watching Mamono League Baseball. I assume there could be some super wild bets these psycho managers do though.

>>33289784
People in Wonderland

What if you inform a Mad Hatter that you prefer coffee

>>33285770
If you just uhh continue to post post post reply reply reply post post reply reply
You will be sucked

>>33289731
Get a load of this tribelet his people can’t kill enough mammoths for everyone to have a bone club

>>33289937
ok boomer

Be mindful of monster girls wearing over-sized sweaters, hoodies, etc. They may be planning on using them to catch you

i want /tg/ to go away

>>33285770
I'll take anything I can get. I'm not picky, but I'd rather cuddle.

>>33289989
What pot is /tg? im honestly confused this time

>>33289989
Who is this /tg/ boogyman?

>>33290008
Anon got booty-bothered because someone made an ork reference

>>33290004
you can cuddle anything if you try hard enough

>>33289973
I would also be wary of them giving you over-sized sweaters too. My wife Titania told me that she and the fairies made an extra big sweater for me to wear with it being so cold out recently, and I graciously accepted. Little did I realize that later she would have the fairies secretly hook the back of the loose sweater to the chair so I was effectively stuck. Guess that's what I get for teaming up with the other fairies to beat her at Mamonopoly.

>>33290034
Terrance Gateman, a notorious Order supremacist and monster bullier.

>>33289937
mammoths are agressive

I wanna kidnap a dragon princess and see how they like being the crowning jewel in my hoard

>>33290083
Getting an oversized sweater from fairies gave me a mental image of dozens of fairies going underneath and clinging to you for warm during the cold season, looking not unlike a large group of bees on a hive.

>>33289973
What a terrifying technique

>>33290145
my heart will explode if that happened

>>33290134
You just know dragons write bad erotica about this. It's called "role reversal" for them and is considered to be degenerate fetish.

>>33290234
>girls across Dragonia furiously schlicking to role reversal erotica
>really enamored with the scene where the hero puts the powerful dragon on his lap and carefully massages her shoulders and tells her how much she means to him
>really REALLY enamored with the scene where be builds a brand new bed for the two of them and princess carries her to it where he carefully caresses her body on the smooth satin sheets

>>33289973
The Cuddler knows no limits

>>33290123
i'm partial to the hyena girl
she a cute

>>33290151
Simple too. It combos well with monster girls who seduce with their body heat and/or scent. Perfume can be used too. Once they've caught you, they'll do everything to keep you from escaping long enough for you to be entranced.

>>33290327
That would be heaven. Imagine being snowed in with sweater yeti and no way to escape. Ever. Because you are in the goddamn mountains where it never stops snowing.

>>33290004
>summon an extremely sexy succubus
>says she'll agree to any depraved thing you wish
>tell her you want her to put on the clothes you prepared for her first
>it's just normal pajamas
>go to sleep cuddling with her

>>33290413
my soul for some affection

>>33290413
>summon succubus
>get therapy session

Even the most sadistic and smug mamono will hate to see you sad and will love you dearly.

WHOLESOME fetish judged too extreme for Lilim and Succ's.

>>33290491
This is probably what most anons actually needs.

>>33287210
Frankly I find the idea of a bug that thinks offensive.

>>33290636
No problem, as spiders aren't insects.

Reminder that you need to have a family anon.

Is this the correct way to greet a beast MG?