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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:43:55 2009 No.3323493 [Reply] [Original]

I wonder how much makeup this old hag has to apply every day to keep herself looking as youthful as she does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:44:55 2009 No.3323498 Over 9000 hours in the bathroom.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 20:45:55 2009 No.3323501 Like the Roman empresses of old, Yukari rubs fresh sperm into her skin daily to treat it with needed proteins. It keeps her wrinkle-free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:46:55 2009 No.3323512 >>3323498 You mean in front of the mirror. And remember this Anonymous; no 3D woman is attractive nor beautiful on her own, she must apply layers of cosmetics and makeup to even appear remotely attractive to any man. Without makeup, any woman is ugly.

>>	ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ Mon Sep 7 20:46:55 2009 No.3323508 File: 12 KB, 666x472, ಠ_ಠ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323498 ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Mon Sep 7 20:47:55 2009 No.3323514 Makeup is pig disgusting. It doesn't make people look pretty, it makes them look fake. But Yukari is seventeen, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:47:55 2009 No.3323516 Yukari just moves the border of ugly and beautiful.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 20:47:55 2009 No.3323517 honeydew melon oil. my skin is like a cellophane covered peach.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:48:55 2009 No.3323521 File: 112 KB, 450x600, yakumo (229).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bet if you tapped her face with a chisel it would shatter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:50:55 2009 No.3323531 >>3323514 >But Yukari is seventeen, so yeah. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:52:55 2009 No.3323546 Most youkai maintain a constant physical appearance. This is Yukari the second she was formed/died and was reborn/came into existence, and it will be Yukari until she dies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:53:55 2009 No.3323550 File: 175 KB, 470x467, kanakofuck....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This hag here needs at least 50 pounds of makeup to bring out her youthful looks. Goddamn dried up old wrinkled phony.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:55:55 2009 No.3323560 File: 1.91 MB, 1000x3200, yukarihag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I wonder how much makeup this old hag has to apply every day to keep herself looking as youthful as she does. >hag

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 20:55:55 2009 No.3323562 File: 76 KB, 480x679, 1245200878309.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323550 goddess of youth.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 20:56:55 2009 No.3323563 >>3323550 Her preferred bath is that of virginal blood.

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Mon Sep 7 20:57:55 2009 No.3323569 >>3323514 >Makeup is pig disgusting. It doesn't make people look pretty, it makes them look fake. not really, in some girls it works pretty well

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:58:55 2009 No.3323573 File: 149 KB, 470x467, kanakofuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323563 Good luck finding virgins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:59:55 2009 No.3323579 >>3323514 Seventeen hundred years old

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 21:00:55 2009 No.3323580 File: 75 KB, 392x350, arc33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323573 They're hiding in plain sight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:01:55 2009 No.3323583 >>3323560 crying moe

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Mon Sep 7 21:01:55 2009 No.3323584 >>3323573 guess where you are posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:02:55 2009 No.3323589 >>3323569 It works well until they take it off. Once you see a woman with no makeup on you can never erase that image from your mind. No matter how much they apply you'll still remember that lurking underneath all that stuff is something hideous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:02:55 2009 No.3323592 ...I still think Yukari is the sexiest Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:02:55 2009 No.3323593 File: 202 KB, 660x660, 1252024361500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323514 >Yukari >seventeen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:03:55 2009 No.3323598 >>3323584 Guess what isn't real?

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Mon Sep 7 21:05:55 2009 No.3323619 >>3323598 my love for any of you here

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 21:05:55 2009 No.3323617 >>3323598 YOUR FACE, NIGGER. That's what isn't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:05:55 2009 No.3323614 >>3323580 >>3323584 Are you two implying that Gensokyo is real? I'll take 3 of whatever you guys are taking.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 21:06:55 2009 No.3323625 File: 35 KB, 630x454, 1245169642475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323617

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:07:55 2009 No.3323633 File: 46 KB, 454x454, kaguyaWTF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323617 Now, now Arc that was not very nice. You'd best take that back before I call upon my powerful government friends to take you very far away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:09:55 2009 No.3323652 File: 113 KB, 507x745, 366c26b9bf447baa0775ff313cb346c4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Speaking of one Arcade Buttstead... I wonder how much makeup she must partake in applying to make herself look youthful? Such an old prune she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:10:55 2009 No.3323656 I've always wondered, how the hell is she able to maintain her figure if she already gave birth to Maribel?

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:13:55 2009 No.3323681
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Normally a fox youkai would grow another tail every 100 years, or if its power increased to the point where it warranted another tail.

Ran isn't really as old as she seems.

What happened was that Yukari loosened the border between her age and Ran's, dumping her extra years onto Ran and catapulting her into the nine-tail range.

>>	Yukari !YakumoDvGw Mon Sep 7 21:14:55 2009 No.3323684 There is nothing wrong with older women

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:14:55 2009 No.3323686 File: 80 KB, 638x838, 0a4977f57535bc581b3f41c5c9f10f6c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is also fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:14:55 2009 No.3323695 >>3323684 Ah! The old hag enters to defend herself!

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Sep 7 21:17:55 2009 No.3323713 File: 271 KB, 1280x960, kira48866065353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323681 Kira Kira, so good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:18:55 2009 No.3323717 >>3323684 unless you're talking about Yuka.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 21:18:55 2009 No.3323722 File: 163 KB, 640x640, e01ebc412c69db7b9256ad9a2a00cc9c87a5a255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323686 'course I'm fat. Being fat rocks. It is also hell of stressful on your arteries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:19:55 2009 No.3323731 File: 463 KB, 800x500, 3843549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323717

>>	Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Mon Sep 7 21:19:55 2009 No.3323732 >>3323569 Not in person, no. Not when you can see that it's fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:20:55 2009 No.3323741 >>3323731 yeah, I'm talking about you, you ancient, stuck up, frigid cunt. go back to your goddamn flowers, the only things that can stand you because they have no mouths.

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Mon Sep 7 21:21:55 2009 No.3323745 >>3323732 I meant in person but whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:23:55 2009 No.3323757 >>3323741 Flowers are to Yuka as cats are to older single dried up hags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:25:55 2009 No.3323764 File: 319 KB, 1024x768, 1250899032883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323741 >flowers >no mouths

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:27:55 2009 No.3323776 I honestly hate /jp/ most of the time.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 21:29:55 2009 No.3323783 File: 50 KB, 180x169, arc35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323776 >This thread made me butthurt ;_; Thanks for sharing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:29:55 2009 No.3323786 >makeup Or... she could just manipulate the border between young and old

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:30:55 2009 No.3323791 File: 11 KB, 293x336, simpsons_CrazyCatLady.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3323757 wut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:34:55 2009 No.3323806 File: 320 KB, 800x1000, yakumo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:34:55 2009 No.3323810 >>3323786 >>3323681

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