/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hi frens

I thank MGE daily for making me BEEG girls are best.

If you overuse big it will become a buzzword lose it's meaning

>>33231355
It works best when the size is visible and emphasized.

What's your maid got under her skirt?

Look all I'm saying is that you should marry the horse.

>>33231373
a fresh pair of panties every 2 hours filled with at least 3 loads of my cum

>>33231373
I don't know. Whenever I try to approach her she gets red on her face and runs away.
Does my Kiki maid hate me bros? What should I do?

>be me, a baker
>get portal-ed, decide to open up a bakery in the new world
>business is booming, partly because they like sweets and party because I'm a single guy
>have to pay the danuki landlord for bodyguards to not get raped at work
>get lots the comments you would expect from the horny mamono
>"Oh mister baker, you could always fill my creampuff, come on I like it EXTRA thick"
>"Sir, do you use your own member as a reference for these eclairs? They seem so thick and verile...."
>Even had a super depraved horny succubus lift up her shirt and ask if I could slather the raspberry jelly filling all over her 'slutty succubus tummy'
>one day this typically horny raiju comes in
>pic related
>now I have to give out a complimentary headpat with every purchase
>didn't want to but that's what you get for doing that in front of a lawyer demon who started scribbling up some mamono discrimination docs and sent it to the landlord
>now I get even more business than before, downside is that I basically don't run a bakery anymore, I run a headpat business with a bakery on the side
Reminder to not give headpats under any circumstances at your business unless you want to end up like me

>>33231566
well, ya got a problem solver in your pants, right. Then bend her over and give it to her while she is cleaning

>>33231566
Just get a new maid is what I would do

>I told you the Ice Queen would be moody, should've let the faucets drip over night and brought more wood in
>It's ok dear, the Lava Golem plumber will be out later today to unfreeze the pipes

>>33231590
The headpat dealer.

Psst, kid. You wanna buy some pats?

So monsters have maid academies obviously, but what about masters who want more specialized maids? Do they offer different course paths, are there other schools that specialize in different techniques? Do these different schools compete and form rivalries with one another? Are there smaller less official schools that aren't as prestigious but try their best anyway? Do they accept when CC monsters that always wanted to be maids but never went to school go back to finish their education? Do mamano communities have sponsored projects for reforming delinquent monsters into maids? Do rich mamano send their younger daughters to maid schools because they don't stand to inherit? Are there long-standing maid families who form oligarchies and pride themselves on producing top-quality maids for maidless masters? I need answers

>>33231373
big meaty thighs

>>33231660
>non monster girl
>twice the size of the guy
Go back to /d/
>>33231622
If there would be an academy that trained fit, beeg, beastgirl maids who lift, I'd donate to it every month.

>>33231660
made to be grabbed by big meaty claws

>>33231590
So a bakers dozen is now 12 goods and a head pat?

Human boys exist to worship lilim thighs!

>>33231766
This is where your face belongs.

>>33231748
You would have academies that train big beastgirls the same as other maids and courses or schools that specialize in it
>Classes on how to balance platters of drinks and hor d'oeuvres with your tail

>>33231836
also
>classes on how to tame your desires and make your master want you
especially for the big beastgirls

>>33231764
No now it's 12 baked goods and 2 headpats, a complimentary extra pat with the one that comes with buying a baked good in general

>>33231622
You'll find your answers at the Kikimora Training Academy.

>>33231874
I now imagined very tired Jinko professor trying to explain that to visibly confused hellhound in a maid uniform.

>>33231934
Hopefully Ms. Jinko is a good teacher.

Huuge Onis and small Onis.

>>33231965
She's gonna blow it.

>>33231590
>Slather raspberry jam all over her 'slutty succubus tummy'

Only if I can lick and kiss it all clean

Monster Girl Encyclopedia is reclining

>>33231836
>>33231748
>>33231874

Very based, I love this thread. Every man jack here is a gentleman of exquisite taste, even and especially Titaniafren

Been wanting to go out shopping on the town, but are too afraid to leave your house unattended all day? Consider Greenworms! Greenworms are very diligent housesitters, especially when they're given an adequate supply of food for the day. You don't have to worry about anything being broken when you get home, as their gentle demeanor generally means that nothing too rambunctious happens while you're away. I would suggest buying one of those alert button necklaces, so that if something does happen, she can instantly contact both you and the authorities! While you're out, remember to buy your Greenworm a special surprise! It can be anything, not just food, as I'm sure your Greenworm will be very excited to receive a gift from you regardless! I actually bought mine a 'Worm Love' shirt the other day while out looking for some new bedsheets, and she was so happy she didn't want to take it off!

>>33231934
>Catoblebas
>Venomous minotaur girl with an undead aesthetic and bangs covering her eyes
>Breath is toxic like an aerosol basilisk
>Passes her maid courses with flying colours
>Gets overexcited when she's set up with a master and sprays him with aphrodisiac venom
All those times practicing etiquette with her profs went right out the window upon meeting master for the first time. Even with top graduates it happens more often than one might think

>>33232074
I'm going to miss Greenworm bro, at this rate she'll metamorphose within a few months. We'll miss you fren, be sure to come back and tell us what it's like to have a Pampillon girl :)

>>33232100
>Now Cato-chan cooks dinner while heavily pregnant
>She still hasn't learned her lesson

>>33232074
I like how You get better with drawing every thread Anon.

>>33232074
That sneaky worm

>>33231934
>Grading written exams
>Question 1 - What should you do when Master asks for a drink?
>Jinko answers: Bring him out back to the river and make him drink. Drink should be earned.
>Ocelomeh answers: Ask him whose blood he desires to drink
>Hellhound answers, in scribbed penmanship: PIn hIm TO SoFA nD RaPE :)
>She gets to the last test, the sole Kiki in the class
>Someone had to have at least got question 1 right
>Kiki answers, in perfect penmanship: Touch myself
>Of course the one Kiki in her class is a defective one
>It's another one of those years isn't it

>>33232194
>Only (barely) passing grade was given to the minotaur
>She said "Whip out my tits and make him suckle it till he's content"

>>33231748
judging by the cabinet in the background, the guy is just an uber-manlet

>>33232194
I knew the maid academy was rubber stamp bullshit the moment my beezalbub maid arrived.

>>33232194
Well they wouldn't go to a school if they knew what they were doing.

Horse maid would never fail maid school.

>>33232143
>cooks dinner while heavily pregnant
Think she learned her lesson fairly quickly

>>33232272
>Never cooks or does the chores while you're looking
>Despite it the house is clean and theres a hot meal on the table three times a day not including snacks
Never doubt the academy anon

>>33232285
But anon they've had 2 weeks to study the textbook for this one, it clearly says what the appropriate response is in this situation, it was a gimme
>Jinko fell asleep every time she went to read it because she insisted on reading it in the warm sun
>Ocelomeh doesn't know how to read
>Hellhound burnt the book then threw it away
>Kiki took the whole thing as maid erotica and furiously masturbated to it without absorbing it
>Mino lost it in the academy bush maze (why do they need one?)
>H'Orc told her P'Orc cousins to read it for her, which she didn't realize couldn't help her on the test

>>33232194
>jubjub maid
>Sit on his face and let him drink my love nectar.

>>33232372
would they straight up if they had an assistant male butler teaching them?

>>33232415
Don't say male butler around here, that's a cursed term. If anything it scares the more than anything.

>>33232536
ok, sorry fren

>>33232536
how about foot man?

>>33231410
I hope all the old ones get upped in res and quality some day.

>>33232536
Who else is a possessive noblewoman who doesn't want to risk sharing her man with female servants supposed to fuck?

>>33232372
Sounds like they need a practice master for some live exercise. They have to find a new one every semester for some reason though.

>Recently went through a 3-day winter storm
>No Glacies ambushed me during that time
I want a refund.

>>33232372
I want to get lost in that mino's bush maze ifyouknowwhatI'msayin

>>33231660
>tfw the early chapters were pretty nice
>She was tall but giantess tall
>He was a manlet not a midget
Fuck that artist and his vore feeding growth fetish

>>33232372
>>33232415
If they don't get their act together they'll have to sit in with the delinquent reformation program until they do
>All the deliquent monsters are actually very nice and on their best behaviour
>Ocelomeh learned how to read and write
>Hellhound made some friends with calmer species and mellowed out
>Horc learned that she won't get a master by skimping on maid duties and the value of genuine hard work
>Mino has a better sense of direction
>Kiki came back as a gyaru somehow

>>33232661
>gyaru kiki
I don't like what this is doing to my dick right now

>>33232601
>be me
>see a flyer saying the maid academy needs some guys to help out
>probably with facilities or something, I could do that
>give them a call and they're excited to get me in there to help out
>they say to wear dress clothes, guess maybe I'm supposed to be a butler model or something?
>get there, get put in a mock house
>given a book full of maids, have to be their practice master for a week and I get to pick which one
>just give me a random one I suppose, couldn't be that hard
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
You guys know what to do

>>33232719
>Wendigo
Thank you Eros

>>33232719
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Ryu
well having a god as your maid is fun

>>33232699
Don't worry it's just a phase that'll pass eventually. Until master finds a picture of her as a student and wants her to wear it again

>>33232719
>Valkyrie
Would she try to use being a maid as hero training, or would I be her jarl?

>>33232719
A Stone Snek is fine too

>>33232719
>Matango
Unless she's expected to convert into a Mad Hatter before the semester is over, I don't see how she's supposed to pass.

>>33232719
>Redcap
she will fail, but ill take her anyway

>>33232934
Whitecap mode could make it work temporarily but you do have to be ready to powerbomb your maid through your coffee table every so often when the bloodlust gets to her.

>>33232719
I am happy with what lady luck gave me, severely underrated wan.

>>33233034
>new redcap meido gets horny while cooking
>redcap meido after your ass aggressively
>grab her and penisbomb her to submission
>back to cooking

For some I've been wondering what an angler fish MG would be like, but I just realized that mindflayers are close enough to the experience.

>>33232719
>Gargoyle
So... night shift maid then?

>>33233034
ill probably give her the full nelson

Variety is the spice of life

>>33232719
>Mershark
it's gonna be difficult for her to hop on her tail trying to clean my flat.

>>33232143
>She gets knocked up again almost immediately

Meido-chan baby factories sound awesome

>>33233131
No they're not, they're not even mermaids, they're squids. All you have to do is swim deeper and I'm sure you'll meet a nice angler mermaid or a kraken who'd happily show you her angler mermaid friend, just watch out for shoggoths

>>33232719
>Flow Kelp

>dusts by listlessly brushing against things she walks past
>Have to constantly replace damaged goods
>Prepared meals consist off simple broths with a hint of sea salt flavoring
>Not too shabby
>Find a nice mineral bath prep'd and waiting
>Bath is nice
>She suddenly materializes all around me
>Kelp brushes against every inch of my body as she keeps me close
>Still has that listless face even as she demonstrates her special services as a potential maid

>>33233299
I'd like to study the deep sea shoggoths and watch them clean old shipwrecks. They try to rebuild the boats but don't know what they're supposed to look like.

>>33233044
>lil' ol Anon got mutilated late last night
>werewolves of London again

>>33233131
>It is purported that the ecology of constantly desiring to become one with their man may be an incomplete imitation of the way that their creators, the demons of chaos, have sex with their husbands.
The Demons of Chaos seem to be able to physically merge with their husbands unlike any of the other chaos girls where one mate is just generally riding on the other or some form of incomplete merging with the Shoggoth.

>>33233299
>go to depths of the ocean using mer magic
>see cute anglerfish mermaid at a distance
>she's just swimming in place with her little lightbulb sticking out
>she's just staring at you
>gets flustered you're not moving
>geniunely expected a guy to come up to her light
What a cutie

>>33233299
Oh my.
Would become her MERE gonads.

>>33233399
>Main Residents: Scylla, Kraken, Charybdis, Nereid, Shoggoth
There are deep sea Shoggoths in the undersea city Queen Diana in Court Alf.

>>33232719
>Nekomata
I could see this working better than most catgirls.

>>33233131
>>33233299
She could be a chaos mermaid. On one hand real anglerfish reproduction is fucking horrifying, but on the other chaos monsters involve transformation anyway, maybe they could be worked out into something that's not straight out of nightmares.
>show you her angler mermaid friend
Lame, getting surprised by her is part of the fun.

>>33233444
the deeper, less social ones intrigue me more.

>>33232661
>>33232699
>Gyaru Kikimora
I love this more than I should.
>tan Kiki with a short French maid like uniform that shows off her curves
>always super happy and friendly to be around
>loves to tease you and bend over in front of you showing off her panties (or lack thereof)

>>33233405
Shame it's going to be a long time before KC gets around to a profile of one.

>>33233402
>I saw a werewolf snatching up Anon from the street...
>And her hair was perfect
>Nut!

>>33232312
small centaurs are cute.

>>33233539
Shetland centaur with a thick Scottish accent!

>>33233501
>red lace bra visible outside her clothes
>anon asks for a handkerchief, she pulls out out of her cleavage
>gives anon a kiss on the cheek with her pink lipstick whenever he accomplishes something to say good job

what we drinking to night
(Non alcohol dudes can also apply)

>>33232719
>Ushi-Oni
I tell her I don't mind if the stories are true, but I'd feel terrible if she failed maid academy because of me. We'll just try to keep things formal until she passes the exam, and if she does have feelings we can work it out afterwards.

>>33233570
>red lace bra
Fuck that, if she’s a Gyaru she’s wearing leopard print underwear.

>>33232719
>Night Gaunt
I don’t know how I feel about this, but it’s not the worst thing to happen to me.

>>33233609
>Ushi casually going to meido academy to learn to cook for her future husband
>Meets her future husband
like poetry

Training begins now

I wanna grab an ushi by the horns and kiss her

>blocks your path

>>33232719
>tsurara
well, i'm sure she'll value my input.
At least her legs will look nice in her shortcut maid dress.

>>33233131
An actual giant fish with a mermaid body on the end of the lure, kind of like an inside-out sandworm.

>>33231303
wheres the white scaled lamia snek girl who will be the mother of my children?

>>33233723
Perfect I was just walking to the gym anyway! I definitely need someone to spot me today, going for my personal best today!

>>33233723
I'm not stopping.

>>33233721
Cutie-oni!

>>33233723
Uh, you're kind of in the way? I gotta get in there, I have a coupon for an extra large McJubjub combo meal that expires in 30mins.

>>33233725
>in a constant state of mopping the floors from melting her

>>33233604
Pretty sure she's gonna give me a dirty look if I say anything besides sake.

>>33233723
She looks like she belongs in a Saturday morning cartoon.

>>33233805
I'm going to walk up to a Red Oni and tell her straight up to drink water because alcohol is bad for her liver!

>>33233723
I'm showing this alp who's the boss of this gym.

>>33233501
>Sensually brushes her tail across your lap when she bends over to get something
>if you react she feigns ignorance and asks "what's wrong mastah?" in a caring tone

Fluffy Bunyips.

I think having a Zombie for a momster would be nice.
>you learn a lot because you have to care for her as much as she does you
>go to school and forgot your lunch? Mombie is already shambling to school
>just don’t get angry at her when she comes to the school as you’re about to leave for the day instead take her over to the park and eat your lunch there while your Mombie is sitting ever so close to you humming happily as best as she can to herself

Zombies are good girls who deserve all the love.

>>33233904
So that’s where my slime daughteru was!

>>33233942
Then she wights and suddenly she knows exactly what growing boys need.

>>33233942
I’d rather a Zombie nun.
>habit is all disheveled but she still does her best to put it on every morning
>can’t talk anymore but still goes to the church twice a day to pray
>great with the orphans


Fuck I just realized how much I love Zombies.

>>33232719
>Pharaoh maid
>Acts proud and haughty about being my loyal servant
>Demands I be more commanding and dominant of her
>When she finds out I'm into harems, assembles a maid staff under her

Monsters love the taste of spaghetti.

A Vampire mother would be very interesting. Especially if you have to prevent her from arguing with every stop sign and billboard in town on the way to school.

>>33233452
This is the obvious answer, angler fish are already perfectly fit to be chaos monsters.
>>33233730
That's a really cool idea.

What would win? Your human cock, or her succubus vagina?

>>33234198
A mere human cock cannot win even if you think you did you are actually just doing what she wants. An incubus cock on the other hand...

>>33234020
Don't let them know about my secret pasta recipes then.

>>33234198
well I can cheat abusing raging shrooms to high hell

>>33234257
I can cheat by using a broom handle

F A T
C A T
_____

>>33234283
BLYAT

>>33234283
The best kind, they're lazy and always hungry for snuggling

The punishment for interrupting Druella while she is enjoying a dessert is being made to rub her body with chocolate and then lick it off her while not being allowed to cum.

>>33234434
I've made fun of that fatty multiple times while her pig face was probably being stuffed with junk food to cope with being worst girl and I haven't been made to do anything yet.

>>33234283
>FAT CAT BELLY FROM THE LITTER OF DAUGHTERUS I PUT IN HER!!!!!

>>33234434
I can’t do that, I have diabetes! I’ll be in a coma by the time I’m halfway up her leg.

>>33234434
easy, I just call good old 'wock over and she'll do it in a second flat

>>33234468
Don't worry, she has sugar-free options.

>>33234555
Sugar free chocolate is even worse! It has a terrible aftertaste and it’s even worse for your body than regular chocolate.

>>33234537
The curse that prevents you from cumming can only be undone if it is you who licks her. But if you want to be edged for longer she will happily oblige.

>>33234589
Just convince her that she can do workouts then you can lick the sweat off her. Upside is that you won't go into hyperglycemic shock and she loses weight, like you wanted to begin with. Downside is that you have to lick sweat for a few hours. The choice is yours.

>>33234595
So I could leave the building, get jumped by a manticore and then dragged back inside when she gets mad that I'm broken?

Young evils can't compete with more experienced evils. Maybe in a few hundred years they will learn.

>>33234747
Smug old hags are too much for me. I get this deep urge to fuck them until they’re no longer smug and are pregnant with my children.

>>33234745
Anon, I wouldn't recommend that. Imagine being so overstimulated with pleasure that your minid goes to mush, but your body won't let you release because of the orgasm block curse

>>33234774
fuck It Imma do it anyways

>>33234761

>>33234826
is this a hentai or nah and some sauce

>>33234774
But this way I can get a lilim to say to an already frustrated manticore "did you try turning him on and off again?"

>>33234862
i wonder if it is... https://saucenao.com/search.php?url=https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1613518587974.png

>>33234891
thanks

>>33234871
>monster turning a human boy off
I wonder if a monster is even capable of doing such a thing
>wight is getting her husband ready for the undead ball
>"Alright, dear, this is a very important night. You have to be on your best behavior. No improper actions li- Are you hard right now?! I don't have time to get you off! Make it go down!"
>wight tries to figure out something that'll turn her husband off
>all her attempts wind up being sexy because of her monster instincts, and he just gets even harder

>>33232719
>Ice Queen
Why is she even at the maid academy? Why was this art out there ready for me to post with this

Reminder that if you hear the clack of demon silver heels you better kneel.

>>33232191
The worms know. The worms always know. Keep your veggies close, they're already in danger.

>>33235010
nah, I was raised to be no bitch, I will stand proud and tall in body and in penis

>>33235048
So you’re saying I should plant more fruits and veggies next season?

>>33234826
The edit gives me the opposite of the feeling I'm supposed to feel.

>>33235002
That’s why I always carry a picture of Barbara Streisand with me.

>>33235009
>Ice Queen maid
Yes. Yes. YES!!!!

>>33235090
Plant AND buy more. They are hungry hungry little wormies.

>>33235002
>"Shit! Just stay behind me until it goes away"
>wight shuffles in with Anon tactfully stuffed behind her
>all the other monsters are standing around in front of their men as well
>guys are all still full mast from hotdogging their wives

>>33235185
>at the end of the night all the girls are afraid to show the back of their dresses because their covered in cum

>>33235099
>Wooo, wooo, wooo-ooh
Yeah that would instantly make my boner go down

>>33235185
>Undead nobles are unable to keep from lightly twerking on their respective husband's meat as they try to distract from their plights by socializing
>They have to talk over the increasingly hard to ignore gasps and moans of their husbands
>it gets to the point that some guests are outright taking it doggy style while maintaining conversations with other guests, every wife too mortified to call anybody else out

>>33235002
Knowing mamono not being hard would be considered inappropriate if anything.

>>33235241
>Kidnapped by a gang of succs
>Tied up and stripped, looking at at least 6 succs all in full lingerie
>Completely flaccid
>Succs start crying
>Get sent to jail

>>33235221
why are nav lolis hags below their waist? it's pretty damn weird

C O C K I S E N G A G E D F O R FULL POWER I M P R E G A N T I O N

>>33235218
It’s more of I think of South Park and Mecha Barbara Streisand and laugh away my boner.

how long would a nude man's virginity last outside of Druella's castle?

>>33235405
Be more precise how far away. Within the 500m radius from the castle? 1km? 10km? 100km?

HEY
LISTEN!
HEY!!!
WATCH OUT!
HEYYYYYYY!

>>33235455
literally at the gate

Do you think elves are able to trust other monsters?
>elf gets bought as a slave by a human boy
>can't stand the idea of being a slave to a lowly human
>while she's out getting groceries for dinner, she comes across a succ's shop
>asks if she can help her with her "human boy problem"
>succ gives her a knowing smile and hands her a bunch of strange ingredients, saying that this should solve everything
>elf excitedly goes back and prepares dinner
>the next day, elf wakes up cumflated and pregnant with triplets

This brown rabbit is making me obsessed with bunnygirls

HELP

>>33235488
He won't make it there in the first place.

I wonder how monster would treat a man who grew in the wild as by animals

>>33235499
she looks like she fucks human boys,i prefer soft healer bunnies on my end

>>33235259
Probably someone who played Elin in Tera. The whole race is like that.

>>33235539
But anon that's a DPS.

>>33235499
Yes and?

>>33235558
Fuck,i dont play the game but my mind immediately goes staff=healer

>>33235545
elins and draphs bring me such happiness.

>>33235561
Big booby bunnies for breeding.

>>33232719
>greenworm
i'm not even gonna try to explain

how much fluff is too much fluff?

>>33232719
>Holstaur
She naps instead of doing the cooking and cleaning and when I tried to have a talk with her about it, she made me drink some warm milk and take a nap with her. Best maid ever.

>>33235620
No such thing.

>>33235620
Trick question. There's never too much fluff.

>>33235561
Fuck. I just jerked off too.

>>33235539
>>33235561


keep your meek buns. I need the powerhouse variety

Fat,fertile,fluffy birds

>>33232719
>Otohime
While it would be interesting to see a noblewoman work as a maid, unless she uses magic to give herself some legs, I don't see how she's gonna get around the house.

>>33232719
>Dorome
>maid
>Doromaid
should be interesting, her effectiveness really hinges on how much control they have over their mud

>>33235642
I would let her eat the cabbage out of my garden.

>>33235659
>Fat,fertile,fluffy birds
>posts rail thin griffon
Come on, anon.

>>33235583
Oh God I just know the Greenworm anon's keyboard is furiously typing away something about Greenworm maids now

>>33235699
i dont like jub jubs anon,meanwhile griffons are fucking majestic

>>33235681

mirko only eats carrot

>>33235699
I need a dangerously thicc breedable jubjub who only stops having sex to pump out an egg

>>33235707
That's fine and all, but that griffon was neither fat, fertile or particularly fluffy.

>>33235731
What if she asks you to fuck her ass to help push the egg out?

>>33235707
You spoil that griffon too much and she may have issues getting airborne.

>>33231303
I hope it's not too late to talk about Valentine's in Monstergirl Encyclopedia world.

But I'm betting Valentine's Day (or its equivalent version) would be a huge, big and massive deal. And wouldn't be just a single day but maybe a month long holiday. Basically Valentine's would be a Black History Month for Monstergirls:

Every single potentially lone single not-in-a-relationship human man will be sought after, trophied and treasured in a prideful manner in a way how women are being tired for girl power and ethnic minorities also being toted and idolized. But nonetheless, men are loved and adored by monstergirls and loving human women who are dominant but are not cunts or bitches.

But most importantly, love and romance. Love and romance AND sappy cheesy love romance documentaries and specials everywhere. And it would be a massive Eros Faith centric version of Christmas. Valentine's would be AKA; Eros Christmas sometimes.

>Eros: "Attention ladies!!! It is that time of the year again. Valentine's has approached, and like always. It will be a month long of celebrating love, romance and happiness. No man, not even human women, shall be lonely or unloved or 'single' in my watch! Not in this month! So ladies and what few gentlemen are in here: Its time to set things into- MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!! HIIYYYAAAA!" *cartoon whip sound effect*

>>33235790
thats the point,she will get heavy and fat in certain places after the marriage

>>33235502
Not if he uses a teleportation rune

>>33235769
She's not coming off my penis for anything, even her own egg, if that egg wants to come it it's going to have to work for it.

>>33235820
is that a thing?

>>33235906
Doesn't she want to see her cute daughterus hatch?

>>33235790
Exercise is important, some extra muscle will do her good.

>>33235936
I'm not sure but I think it has something to do with the eggs being strong enough to hatch without the whole development part, she just wants to make sure they're strong enough to get along in this world or something. I don't know, all she says when I ask stuff like that is 'harder now babby later' between moans so I'll take it for what it is.

Marry the dorf anon. Do it.

>world leader committee meeting of all leaders of their respective states across the world
>every meeting, there's at least one world leader replaced with a monster one
>all nations led by humans report """civil and political unrest""" until they """elect""" a monster in for some reason
>the human rights and freddom counsel just recently elected a hellhound as their president
Is it time for uh-oh hour cuz it seems like it is

>>33236002
Not unless she's got big tits.

wurm but as a sexy retarded blonde bimbo dragon-snake-thing

>>33236002
what if she throws a tantrum and causes her sisters to throw tantrums?

>>33236092
go on...

>>33236092
arent wurms already dumb? just bleach their hair to blonde

As much as I love pic related, doesn't it defeat the purpose if you can tell whether or not she's wearing panties?

>>33236187
What purpose? Maybe I just want to see the panties.

>>33235699
Nav girls always become extra fuckable when pink.

>>33235769
All these needy birds

>>33235795
Cute

>>33236286
It's so sad that the early lews stuff he made for us before Pixiv was lost to time, also some lewds from Pixiv because of censorship laws. I wonder if he has an archive of his old stuff to share like Axem did

>>33236431
Nav did lewds before pixiv?

>>33236512
He was here with us since the /a/ days

>>33236431
I don't recall him drawing anything that lewd from that long ago.

>>33236543
I remember several Hobgoblin lewds from /a/

>>33236525
Wait are you sure you're not thinking of mono or less? The earliest I remember him being posted in these threads was his SFW etrian odyssey stuff

>>33236180
The wurms in Dragonia were smart enough.

>>33236627
wonder if there's any other multiheaded dragons to romance

>>33236590
Now that you mention them who was that guy that drew those sexy manticores and cheshires on /a/? I'm on my phone at work so I can't post a sample of his art but man his manticores were so fucking hot

>>33236187
That kot can make her panties appear and disapear at will, best not to think about what is real and isn't when dealing with a chesire.

>>33236676
That would be less, most of his stuff is archived thankfully.

>>33235563
Yeah that's a BLM staff. Sorry bruv

So what happens if you're adrift in MGE world, do you just wait and hope some MG sees your raft? An ocean is still a bloody ocean in size.

>>33237185
Hey there Anon!
The ocean is a terrifyingly open place. I wouldn't be scared of not being found. I'd be more afraid of what's going to surface, hungry for a husband, in the deep ocean.

>>33237185
Sea bishops have human-detection sensors. Alternatively, you can just jump in the water, cut yourself and have a mershark torpedoing towards you

>>33237185
Dive into the water before the seagulls get you

>started getting blackmailed by my manticore coworker
>says she won't tell the boss as long as she gets to torture me
>has been tail milking me behind the counter while I have to pretend like nothing's wrong
>have to volunteer to do every odd job the boss wants
>if someone else does any random task I get hardcore milked in the bathroom
>have to interject every time manticore coworker is asked to do something
>if it's not done by the time the boss asks her to do something I'm getting tail milked in the breakroom in direct proximity to the boss
>on weekly payday after work I have to give up around half of my paycheck in exchange for a less harsh weekly full nude outdoor tail session
>believe me I tried telling her to do her worst the first week trying to keep my money, I regretted that
>hate work everyday, and I'm headed towards financial ruin
>find a place that's hiring, decide it's time
>tell my boss I'm quitting, keep it a secret from my psychotic coworker
>been gone for a week now, feeling better than ever before
>actually have pocket money, have nice coworkers
>get a call at lunch break
>it's my former coworker
>she's having a panic attack, yelling she wants to know where I am
>can hear the boss in the background telling her "Calm down, you're crushing the counter"
>hang up
>my current coworkers look concerned, they could clearly tell something is going on
I'm not going back to that hellhole but I feel bad for my old boss. How do I get myself out of this mess?

>>33237185
nut into the water

>>33237289
Tell her you alped, she'll lose interest. Works every time.

Pierce your Kikimora's nipples, and then attach a small bell to each piercing.

>>33237559
y tho

>Big Sister has decided to employ a new tactic to monitor exceptionally reclusive men that doesn't require invading their home as used to be the case
>if you noticed an oddly friendly person trying to join in your multiplayer gaming session it is probably a Civil Protection agent
>your mysterious co-op partner is likely a Civil Protection agent also

>>33237619
so If I jerk off and forget to mute then do I two new wives now

>>33237648
Chances are they are the same person.

>>33237619
Good luck, because I'm behind 7 vpns.

>>33237619
i dont want a wife, i want a friend

Mermaids!

I don't care how good a manticore's tail is, I'm fucking her regular pussy. I'm here to fuck monster girls, not onaholes attached to monster girls.

>>33237704
that's my only gripe with them as well

>>33237619
>load up a game of lol
>my 4 teammates are way too nice in champ select
>actually picking stuff to compliment what I got
>saying how good I'm playing
>constantly gifting me kills
>wow why can't everyone be like this
>meanwhile 4 horny succs in a dark room in front of a monitor are masturbating while I tell them that they're the best teammates I've ever had

>>33237552
Ok I called her back and said I turned into an alp and REALLY love cock. She didn't say anything but I heard some screaming coming from the customers and a loud cracking noise before hanging up

>>33237619
>being gangstalked is what drove you to reclusiveness in the first place
>your monster childhood friend and local neighbors who are concerned about you only enhance your paranoia
>there's no escape
>they're watching your every move
>posters online just tell you to 'take your meds schizo boya'
>can't trust doctors or nurses either
Send help

Which monster girls would be biters?

>>33237782

vampires?

>>33237775
>every night I hear the howling
>every night I hear the pounding on the walls
>I knew it was a mistake trusting the hellhounds

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to snuggle up with the wife in bed.
Its an excellent way to stay warm....unless she doesn't produce heat. But even then, love (mammy bammy) will find a way!

>>33237826
will do

>>33237826
I always do

I JUST WANT SOME FUCKIN' SLEEP!

>>33237736
Sounds like it worked, good thinking anon!

>>33237826
has the strong sheep taught you well?

>>33233405
Funnily enough, that's not dissimilar to how angler fish mate...

>>33237782
Snek

>>33237880
Of course!
You can't refuse the beef sleep sheep if she drags you off to bed for sleeping

>>33237874
Based. Manticores that take the whole torture thing too far deserve to be forever alone stuck conformed to a cock they'll never get see again.

>>33237552
>Tell her you alped
Is there a greater implied insult to a monster?

>>33237902
Zombie manticores skip the pretense.

>>33237908
it's either that or staying completely flaccid when they try to do their species ero schtick. i would assume even a jub would get discouraged if she hopped on you and you didnt get even a bit hard

>>33237576
Two reasons.
1.) She'll jingle as she walks, or as her breasts sway during sex, while also providing you with something to tug on.
2.) The weight of the bells will keep her constantly aroused as they continuously pull on her nipples.

>>33237552
>tell her you alped
>"No big deal. We can look for a husband together now."

>>33237926
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing though
>*jingle* OH *jingle* MASTER *jingle* HARDER *jingle* PLEASE *jingle* OH *jingle* GOD *jingle* MASTER *jingle* FILL *jingle* MY *jingle* SLUTTY *jingle* MAID *jingle* PUSSY *jingle* UP!!!!!! *jingle*

>>33237959
>>33237926
SHE'S GOT SPURS
THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE

>>33237959
Several cat species wear bells normally and holstaurs have a cowbell. Hope you like clanging paizuri and even more annoying cheshires.

>>33237976
I wonder if it's a hassle to keep cleaning their cowbells when their husband cum on them from paizuri.

>>33233604
I'm iced in, so water sadly.

>>33237700
This picture made me think of an angler fish mermaid. She looks and acts diminutive and sweet, until she gets you into bed. The light on her head glows in proportion to how much she loves you, but when it's time for bed, the last thing its luminance will show you is her gleaming, predatory smile before she pounces on you. It also works because females can be dozens of times bigger than their male counterparts, who (in some species) become parasitically attached to their female.

>>33233604
Whiskey, you slant-eyed redskin

I thought about how a Mindflayer would be motivated to do this, there's nothing besides her own amusement or just lolmagic without Mindflayer interfering at all, but I want to see a roleswap with a Manticore who now thinks the scary human wants to eat her.

>>33238140
it's good to shake things up every once in a while

>>33237856
wuz that? You want to fuck some sheep?

Can Monsters be superheroes?

>>33238376
No, they all become super villains because it makes the boys hornier.

>>33238376
>Breaking news: Local superhero and crimefighter 'Crouching Tiger' was found naked, face down and ass up, in a small crater late last night.

>>33238376
I want pictures! Pictures of WurmWoman!

>>33238437
>loud chuffing alerted residents

>>33238437
First Hidden Dragon, now this! Fuck Man can't keep getting away with it!

>>33238453
>Want's pictures of WurmWoman
>Posts Superwurm

"Condom man" would probably be an actual villain in mamono saturday morning cartoons.

>>33238493
and his sidekick birth control boi

>>33238488
That's exactly because I don't have pictures of WurmWoman!
>>33238493
Probably a recurring villain for most of the series. If it takes a darker tone, it's after The Abstinent is introduced.

>>33238493
"Sex is cool, have as many children as possible."
-Superpharaoh

>>33238493
>You will never save the city, not after I activate the STERILIZERINATOR

>>33238493
"Sex is cool, have as many children as possible."
-Superpharaoh

how long could you be dense toward an mg without rape? can they sense if you're dense on purpose?

>>33238532
>Coming from a superhero thousands of young, impressionable Monster Girls look up to.
Oh boy.

>>33238532
>the villains in mamono Saturday morning cartoons preaching on about safe sex practices before they get beat down and raped

>>33238587
>Boy, if a Monster Girl is touching you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no go-

if the girl is 50+ ft tall, is it worth spelunking their womb

>>33238574
I imagine a monster could still rape you even if you were dense, you'd just be too oblivious to understand you were getting raped.
>"What is this, some kind of special laying down hug?"

>spoiler
Yeah, by looking at your raging boner.

I bet monsters would watch Super HxEros and wonder what the fuck the monster girl villains are doing.

post crazy boat foxes

>>33238529
>Woman in stylish business suit bursts forth from the steel floor
>"An.. inner city defense attorney?"
>Removes her glasses
>*gasp* "Wanda the Wurm! Curse you! You will never take my virginity and stop me from taking over the tri-state area!"

>>33238574
The world record is 23 years.
But legend says there was once a dense anon SO DENSE he made a Lilim go insane by rejecting or misinterpreting her advances for so long.

>>33238690
So sayeth the ancient lore!

>>33238529
What would a platypus mg be like?

>>33238690
Is that how Wonderland got created?

>>33238718
Sweating milk

>>33238745
Lewd.

Nooooooooo! I just wanted to plunder Aztec gold!

What monster girl is best for dry humping, softcore, and no-penetration? Stuff like fully clothed cowgirl or doggy style, jerking you off through your pants, molesting each other, and sensually fellating phallic shaped objects in front of your croch. Basically playfully arousing and seducing you as much as possible without being outright explicit.

>>33238769
HELP! I’m being raped by someone I can’t understand!

>>33238769
Well. whos up to conquer some jaguar girls, cause I am

>>33238769
Submit to Kot.

>>33238769
>They always want the treasure, but they are never willing to deal with the consequences of getting caught

>>33238888
This is the mentality of a slave, but I want to live under kitty ass. Waking up to her ass raised to the sky as she stretches all the knots out of her muscles would be like seeing the sun rise

>>33238776
All boys can speak the language of love!

>>33238896
The humble life of a slave to strong Jaguar women isn't that bad. They don't give you much to wear though.

>>33238896
yup that and the Spaniard in me is yelling to impregnate some brown jungle cat pussy

>>33238493
>"I've foiled your fiendish plan, Condom man!"
>"Oh ho ho! Foolish Wunder Wurm! You may have foiled my contraceptive Plan A..."
>A screen blinks to life behind the bound villain showing a massive pill being lowered into a vat labeled "City water supply"
>"BUT LET'S SEE YOU STOP PLAN B! AHAHAHAH!"
>To be continued next Saturday

I want a centaur cosplaying as Quiet from MGS5

>>33238964
I want an MGE Phantom cosplaying as Skull Face.

>>33238964
What an odd synthesis.

>>33238941
>he always has a Plan B
>makes this joke every fucking episode he's in
I'd watch it.

>>33238896
Reason #21762 that beastgirls > human girls

Oh-no! Hellhounds broke into your home and are going to steal your stuff! Call the cops and then distract those hounds with your charm and alluring body until the po-po arrives!

>>33239337
Oh no! Are they bad biker hounds?

>>33239337
No cops, only fire and acid.

>>33239158
>You might have foiled plan A, but don't you worry, I STILL HAVE PLAN B, AND YOU WILL NEVER STO-
>Already took care of that
>Wow, okay, ruin all the fun why don't you.

>>33239363
This. No easier ticket to the burn ward than stealing from a dragon, even if you are a hellhound.

>>33239363
>>33239407
But Hellhounds are made of fire and fluff, they can't be burned

>>33239423
You think that'll stop a pissed off dragon from making sure they're charred hotdogs?

>>33239435
Yes.

>>33239458
Well, it won't.

Confess your desires that only Wonderland can realize for you and your wife.

>>33239488
I never want the tea to run dry

>>33239472
I bet you tried to use pyromancy on Quelaag too.

>>33239518
She would never expect it

I want to bully an automaton by denying her all forms of energy replenishment till she’s at one percent then use her as an onahole till she’s a one hundred percent charged

>>33237185
If you start going too far out to sea, Poseidon sends a leviathan to stop you.

>>33239891
>sends a leviathan to stop you
oh no

>>33239667
This is how you wake up cuffed to the bed with the automaton in the next room getting ready to try out her new mindbreaker9000 attachment

>>33239891
Sea sandworm or sea wurm?

>>33239951
sea sandwurm

>>33237185
>have Thalassophobia
>Love fish girls like mershark
Why must I suffer like this?

What would happen if you reported sexual harassment as a man in a MG company?

I want an army of automatons to take over the world.

>>33240018
Just stick to the freshwater ones then.

>>33240018
Trust that your mershark gf will protect you from whatever danger the deep ocean throws at you

>>33240018
because fish girls will save you from drowning

>>33239950
Is the mindbreaker9000 attachment a physical modification to the automaton's body or just an AI personality tweak to be sadistic?

>>33240018
>Jaws theme intensifies as mershark quickly approaches anon from an unknown angle

>>33240109
Both are options included

>Go to the petstore

>>33240149
I want that mershark to stop bullying me and just fuck me on the beach instead.
I don't know how fun I would be to have sex with when having a panic attack.

>Four arms
>More than enough to hug anything that moves

>>33240018
Play Subnautica to get over it

>>33240219
>"For the last time, human, I am not a pet!"
>"Which cat toy do you want?"
>"That one!"

>>33239951
sea sandworm

>>33240018
>"Outside? Darling, there is no outside. There's just you, me, and a thousand miles of ocean in every direction."

>>33240226
fear and arousal are governed by hormones, your body will be flooded with adrenaline and endorphins respectively, its a very drastic relative change in psychological state that makes the pleasure much better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misattribution_of_arousal

>>33240373
Ghost Leviathan-chan is transparent and bioluminescent!

>>33240575
So you can see she isn't lying when she says there's nothing for you out there.

Remember guys, sharks like to be pet

>>33240685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNkK80CXPA

>>33240693

>>33240774
and then the shark transforms into a mershark and starts raping the poor diver.

Remember to never pat sharks. They're dangerous

>>33241002
These are lies and slander, always pet the shark.

>>33240685
Gonna stick my fingers in her mouth

>>33240219
>"We Cats were once worshipped in Egypt."
>Furiously clawing the scratching post, before climbing into her new 'cat tree'.
>"You should consider yourself honored to merely bask in our presence!"

>>33240460
So would a mershark specifically drag me into the deps of the ocean just so I'd panic and have some top tier sex?
Will she at least cuddle me afterwards?

>>33238376
>>33238437

>>33241111
Sharks don't actually live that deep, anon

>>33241111
she probably wont drag you out too far just enough to get you started, and she will take good care of you and the cuddling will feel really good because of that sharkskin rubbing against you

>>33241121
Cool Grems

>>33241111
>deps
No idea how I missed the "th" in depths, but here we are.

>>33241121
Love the KND reference

>>33241180
>She know exactly how far to take me out to get me afraid but still so close she can get me to shore for some aftercare.
God damn these sadistic mersharks.
>cuddling will feel really good because of that sharkskin rubbing against you
Tell me more...

>>33241121
I THREW A ROCK AT HIM!

>>33238453
>wurm superhero
that's just Godzilla

>>33241279
sharks do not have scales like normal fish, they never developed calcified bones and as such calcium-based scales, so they had to make do with what they had, dentine, the same stuff that makes up your teeth. since theyre mamano, shark teeth do not cut, they act like demon realm silver, the same applies to their skin.

>>33240685
Mersharks confirmed for almost as big of headpat sluts as raijus.

>>33239337
As if the cops aren't also gonna be Hellhounds.

>>33239347

>>33242068
Delinquents!

What is the most efficient way to genocide monster girls? How do we save humanity from it's grim fate? Is all hope lost? Should we throw ourselves into magma to preserve our dignity?

>>33242414
Good idea, we should all do that.

>>33242641
Those degenerates have perverted the world itself.. unforgivable. We need to purge ourselves in holy light to preserve our souls, it's the only way to die in peace knowing that you won't be revived to fulfill some degenerates sexual fantasies.