/jp/ - Otaku Culture

After I get out of work, marathon Touhou 1-12 on Hard/Lunatic.

beat all of my friends in an arm wrestling contest to show who's the strongest.
I'll be the only entrant

>>3322527
Supposedly, I'm meant to make blue cake with frogs and ice cream.
Hell knows how I'll manage that. Any ideas?

I belive that I will fap ⑨times.
Then I might play some touhou game ⑨ times as well.
Then I might draw ⑨ pictures of Cirno with my mad art skills.

>>3322543
Godspeed, sir.

Play EOSD stage 2. Play PCB stage 1. Loop Beloved Tomboyish Girl and all remix whole day. Eat ice cream. Read dioxin and all related Cirno doujins.

Damn, my Cirno shirt won't come in until the tenth. I guess I'll run around town posting ⑨ posters everywhere. Hopefully it won't get confused with that movie, so I need a good pic to mass produce.

If I had a Cirno costume i guess that I would cosplay Cirno during the whole day.
Would probably be fun because I have school that day.

>>3322568
Here you go.

Preperation:
+ 5 things of blueberry yogurt
+ Paper towels
+ bag of ice
+ print out of fav Cirno .jpg
+ blue sharpie marker

I will eat the 5 containers of blueberry yogurt before I go to bed. I will also turn the AC on high and get the room nice and cold. When I awaken from either freezing or intense intestinal cramps (blueberry yogurt does that to me), I will immediately lay upside-down, where my legs and butt rest against the wall, and my shoulders are supporting me up. While completely nude, I dump the bag of ice on my chest and stare at the printout . I will draw a ⑨ on my lower stomach, and begin to slap my erection against it. When I cannot take anymore, I will release all over my face. Afterwards, I will shit blueberry yogurt shits all over myself and wall. It will be like a ⑨ mountain erupting

paper towels to clean up the mess

>>3322593
That's probably the most effort anyone's putting into cirno day.
Be proud.

>>3322593
Wow, that seems a perfecty normal and reasonable thing to me, godspeed you and your nice plan!

>>3322551
I think I'll try to draw 9 pictures of cirno myself. Thanks for protip.

I'm going to bring a blue marker to school and put 9's everywhere I can.

I'll wake up dancing to 'Cirno's Perfect Math Class'

I'll loop Beloved Tomboyish Girl and all remixes and spend the day collecting Cirno images.

Feels good, man.

>>3322593
that is gross, but I got a laugh out of it.
I'll probably play touhou 9 as cirno over netplay with someone

Unfourtunatly, my computer with Touhouz will be down all week....

I wanted to easy modo icicle fall ;_;

Am I going to miss out, /jp/? :(

>>3322673
As long as you think of Cirno you'll be spared.

I'll have a therapy session at 9 am. I wonder if I should act like a little ice fairy.

excuse the newfaggotry, but what does cirno have to do with 9's anyways...?

>>3322692

No, just explain to them what important date it is.

>>3322700
Lurk more or get the fuck back to /a/.

Now that I think about it, my class is dissecting a frog on that day, I believe.

What should I do, /jp/?

>>3322700

GTFO NEWFAG

In one of the Touhou instruction manuals where they explain the score counter, lives remaining, etc. the number 9 corresponded to Cirno, who was labeled as "Idiot."

>>3322725

Tell everyone that you've named yours Suwako, and then proceed to gleefully gut it.

>>3322725
Bring your own instruments, made out of ice.

>>3322725
Don't dissect it, freeze it.

IM GOING TO POST IN EVERY THREAD LIKE THIS EXACT FUCKING ONE BECAUSE IM SO FULL OF FUCKING CHEER. GOD BLESS THIS BULLSHIT

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CONTINUE TO MAKE THIS EXACT SAME THREAD EVERY HOUR FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS, GOD FORBID WE GO WITHOUT ONE.

>>3322969
deal with it

Don't forget to check Google's logo.
It'll be there.

>>3322989
the sad thing is you're probably right.

and in a single day the entire touhou fanbase dies.

>>3322527

>So, Cirno day is comming up. How are you going to celebrate?


omg!!!11 so liek, im gunna hit up all my frends on myspace & well cosplay as cheerno-chan & put on V for vendeta masks. fuck $cientologee!

>>3323007
I think i'll cosplay as a Shuffle character.

Why are tripfags such fags?

>>3323021

Why is your mom such a whore?

>>3322969

Faggot

>>3322527
>How are you going to celebrate?

I'm gonna empty my balls to a picture of Cirno. Too bad there's no movie/hentai of Cirno that I know of.

I have a hard time trying to get off to pictures.

>>3323025
It can't be helped...

I am going to take pics of myself having sex with the shit made sculpture I made of cirno.

>>3323053
If the shit is frozen I fully approve.

>>3323064
of course

>>3323053
I guess Icecream will work fine too, just put your dick in it.

Is there any touhou cosplay porn? Preferably something with Cirno solo or with another woman?

I don't like cocks in my porn

>>3323212
yeah there is one:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/101991/6266d52a81/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/101999/8aa7490a32/
its not real porn, but enought to jerk off

>>3323233

Thank you my good sir.

>>3323287
no problem. Also she cosplay'd Reimu and Sanae.

>>3323073

Ice cream.
Seriously, ice cream.
That's an interesting image. Anon jamming his hot, swollen penor into a serving of icy cold mint-flavoured slush to simulate intercourse with Cirno.
Priceless.

/jp/'s gonna be totally shitty this day.

Kinda stupid that i dont have a Cirno Cosplay. I want to be a TARPCIRNO

Do you want her to feed you?

When the hell did /jp/ start accepting this faggotry?

What a baka.

>>3323360
When the Touhoufags decided to make a big deal of it. It's not possible to reason with them once they get an idea in their heads.

>>3323348

On that note, what does Cirno eat anyway? Aren't yousei supposed to drink nectar or something?

Nothing of impact will happens, all the Cirno threads will be deleted, Cirno Racing will not come out, and nothing of value will be lost. While you weeaboo fags (who number about 5 or 6) are jizzing in your pants, the rest of the world will be watched 9 made by Tim Burton.

Grow up kids.

>>3323400
Get the fuck out of here Fag.

Oh, look.
It's THIS thread again.

Can't wait for this tenth.

>>3323400
I wish.

>>3323402
Youkai eat humans, silly

>>3323431

Most certainly do, but Cirno is a faerie - yousei.
And considering Japanese faeries tend to be corpse manipulators, they probably don't eat their tools.

>>3323410

Reported. Retarded Cirno fanboy.

>>3323360
>>3323380
Oh, you guys.
Don't ever change, /jp/.

>>3323365

I know I'm stupid but where did this meme originate?

I tried google and found nothing on it.

Like ZUN:
Play one touhou game, have 9 shots of beer. Play another. 9 shots of beer, etc.

>>3323452
Except that clearly the fairies in Gensokyo are closer to Western fairies seeing that ZUN specifically states that they represent Nature.

I have a few plain white T-shirts, I'll probably just put a blue 9 on the front, maybe on the shoulders a la TF2 class logos.

Also, I'll be sure to fap 9 times that day.

Sacrifice 9 virgins to the great lord satan

>>3323730
>I'll be sure to fap 9 times that day

Sounds like a plan.

>>3323400
Tim Burton's 9 = Fallout The Movie - Gingerbread man edition.

I'll probably netplay someone in UNL. Cirno, her theme and her stage only.

The ⑨ shirt I ordered should be delivered the 8th. So i'll wear it the 9th.

My copy of The Idolmaster and my Xbox 360 will arrive on Wednesday 9-9-09 so I'll be doing that all day.