Quit whipping your cock out! Even at your size, there's just no way it'll fit!

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Anonymous Mon Feb 8 11:28:06 2021 No.33082867 [Reply] [Original]

Quit whipping your cock out! Even at your size, there's just no way it'll fit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 11:28:53 2021 No.33082884 >>33082867 Get the mallet, we're fixing this right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:03:55 2021 No.33083443 >>33082867 >Quit whipping your cock out! Even at your size, there's just no way it'll fit! OoOoOoOoH~ That's where you're wrong! The Miracle Mallet works wonders!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:09:36 2021 No.33083514 >>33082867 I'm okay with just jizzing on you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:09:43 2021 No.33083516 >>33082867 It's simple: 1. You mallet yourself and get big. 2. I put my dick in your cunny. 3. You shrink yourself back to onahole size. I'm sure you're sturdy enough to not take any major damage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:39:17 2021 No.33083914 >>33082867 I can still cover your entire body with semen, which is good enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 13:08:18 2021 No.33084254 >>33082867 >>33083516 What if you were to use the mallet to get her big, cum inside and then shrink her? Would her uterus explode? Would she projectile shoot the excess cum? Can we make this into a weapon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 14:04:38 2021 No.33085007 >>33084254 More likely than not her body would explode

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 16:11:57 2021 No.33086797 File: 564 KB, 609x850, 63b82730873b60d3be589ac80cce9991ed79483ebf7490448097a226090133e8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33082867 Hot glue is always an option, you tiny slut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:04:31 2021 No.33087991 >>33085007 So a smol fragmentation grenade? Is this gonna be more destructive than Alice Allahu Akbar dolls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:08:11 2021 No.33088033 >>33082867 Idk, that needle could probably fit in my urethra fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:56:08 2021 No.33088634 File: 338 KB, 1154x816, 74594646_p0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think would happen if you impregnated Shinmy while she was big, and then she returned to her normal size

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 18:59:20 2021 No.33088672 >>33088634 Nothing, because everything shrinks with her, including the embryo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 07:19:07 2021 No.33095964 What does inchling soup stock taste like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:47:06 2021 No.33102174 >>33095964 Tiny pee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 15:06:23 2021 No.33103150 >>33084254 It shrinks with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 00:14:07 2021 No.33109351 What's the price to pay if she uses the mallet to grow larger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 11:10:31 2021 No.33116849 >>33082867 You can't just keep tempting me with urethra sounding and not deliver you little shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:53:31 2021 No.33124075 >>33116849 I think having an inchling arm shoved into your urethra is unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:37:30 2021 No.33124604 >>33082867 Would you rather fuck Shinmyoumaru while you're Inchling sized? Or if she's person-sized?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:53:10 2021 No.33127103 Her theme is pretty fucking good. Give it a listen if you don't do so regularly. Add it to your folder.

Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:28:45 2021 No.33131378
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>>33127103
It's one of my favorites
It does a great job of selling the image of Shinmyoumaru being the one that's standing against overwhelming odds, rather than the other way around

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:53:10 2021 No.33139292 File: 29 KB, 230x87, Sukuna peek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 16:32:11 2021 No.33139863 >>33082867 I want to marry princess shinmyoumaru

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 21:55:02 2021 No.33143866 >>33124604 Inchling onahole!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:59:22 2021 No.33145538 File: 972 KB, 1000x1440, 1606768748282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33143866 Rude, she's royalty, not a sex toy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 05:11:49 2021 No.33148310 >>33145538 She just needs some training. And maybe a little stretching...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 20:28:36 2021 No.33159962 Hug my dick Shinmyoumaru!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 00:57:19 2021 No.33164318 I always imagine Shinmy dying by someone with a fatass sitting on her without noticing

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 11:10:33 2021 No.33172323 File: 696 KB, 1024x1024, 2_tiny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 11:11:27 2021 No.33172341 >>33172323 That's a big Shimmy, or a small Remi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 15:28:42 2021 No.33175467 >>33082867 I want this needle down my urethra.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 16:01:40 2021 No.33175909 >>33175467 You don't want that needle down your urethra

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 19:50:40 2021 No.33178501 File: 1.02 MB, 1254x1771, 84698354_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shinmyoumaru has been using the mallet irresponsibly again...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 20:06:10 2021 No.33178685 File: 1.53 MB, 992x1440, 1561081332726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 21:22:53 2021 No.33179723 >>33178685 How the hell did she get all that decor?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 21:28:23 2021 No.33179795 >>33179723 Alice made a doll house for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 14 02:43:32 2021 No.33183674 >>33178685 That looks really comfy to live in. How nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 14 14:53:52 2021 No.33194973 >>33082867

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 14 15:26:26 2021 No.33195372 File: 750 KB, 1000x844, 1548764878742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 14 20:47:19 2021 No.33199140 >>33145538 If she's royalty, why is she friends with a rebel and a useless shrine maiden who beats people up for no reason?

Anonymous Sun Feb 14 21:46:49 2021 No.33199925
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>>33199140
Because nobody cares about the Kobito
I actually do wonder if things got better for them after DDC, I really can't blame her for allying with Seija if things are really as bad for them as she describes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 08:04:54 2021 No.33209140 >>33199925 >I actually do wonder if things got better for them after DDC Was anything said after the game? It wasn't that long ago, but we're already expecting the 18th to come out. 14 seems like a distant memory, but there's still room for input.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 08:08:12 2021 No.33209218 >>33199925 I doubt their princess taking part in a failed revolution would have affected their lives in a positive way...

Anonymous Mon Feb 15 11:26:17 2021 No.33212973
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>>33209140
I don't think she's mentioned anything about them in her appearances post-DDC, unless there was some dialog in ULiL that I missed. And I don't think we've seen any 'generic Kobito' in the mangas, either. So who knows. ZUN probably just didn't think of it as important enough to mention, but I'm sure he'd give an answer if someone asked him about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 17:22:21 2021 No.33217521 >>33164318 You sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 18:26:50 2021 No.33218192 >>33164318 Someone with a fat ass like Raiko?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 18:39:18 2021 No.33218290 File: 86 KB, 720x450, DUoiLEtUQAAbvXQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33218192 Raiko doesn't have a fat ass!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:07:23 2021 No.33220219 >>33178501 I would like to use Shinmyoumaru irresponsibly...

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 22:10:50 2021 No.33220241 >>33178685 >lilliputian Feels like something a contrarian translator would come up with.

Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:24:06 2021 No.33220738
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>>33220241
It's probably the closest english equivalent to the Kobito, I prefer it to calling her a gnome or a dwarf. Of course, they should really just leave it as Kobito. Because then it's easier to make jokes about Sukuna being a peach Kobito!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 15 23:34:11 2021 No.33220808 >>33220738 Well, fans usually go with Inchling, so I was wondering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 10:13:08 2021 No.33228041 File: 652 KB, 800x1131, shinmy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 10:29:56 2021 No.33228265 File: 59 KB, 640x800, 1472965692519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33218192 >>33218290

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 10:30:59 2021 No.33228285 File: 42 KB, 550x813, 1540108391642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33228265

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>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 13:55:12 2021 No.33230779 File: 454 KB, 826x1108, 1608655747783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33228591 Shimmy's gf doesn't feel so good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 16:42:55 2021 No.33233326 File: 39 KB, 275x277, whips_out_dick.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 16:48:09 2021 No.33233435 File: 2.17 MB, 720x720, wMQlEvx4HV_MqrwO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Feb 16 17:08:32 2021 No.33233756
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>>33228265
>>33228285
I'm gonna steal Shimmy's mallet and use it on my self just so I could get to experience that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 16 18:25:39 2021 No.33234727 File: 515 KB, 1200x912, Shinmyoumaru Tiny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33233756 Becoming so small that Shimmy can do it to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 00:11:21 2021 No.33238420 I will break her bowl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 02:02:29 2021 No.33239338 File: 45 KB, 640x620, 1601735359824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33233435 Shimmy is a girl too, after all! It's natural for her to be fascinated by cocks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 02:04:27 2021 No.33239357 File: 1019 KB, 1549x1179, 1587875711787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 02:05:31 2021 No.33239370 File: 1.29 MB, 1046x1768, 1609612056006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 03:19:02 2021 No.33240004 >>33239338 No you god damn piece of punk ass shit! Do not mess with that freaking kid! If you do, I'll rip off your god damn head and shove it so far up your freaking ass you'll be coughing up dandruff for four freaking months!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 03:54:26 2021 No.33240298 File: 239 KB, 454x528, 1584258742576.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33240004 Shut yer goddamn trap Seija, I'm gonna be poppin' that cherry of hers before yers, and yer gonna deal with that, you got that bitch?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 09:35:20 2021 No.33249262 >>33234727 Imagine having Raiko squish Shimmy with her ass while Shimmy squishes you with her ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 10:33:16 2021 No.33250197 >>33220808 Inchling is probably a better generally-understood term, lilliputian is more fanciful and sounds more folkloric, while also being less accurate, since shimmy isn't from Lilliput.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:06:33 2021 No.33256057 >>33249262 Stinks

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 17:31:34 2021 No.33256465 >>33234727 That sounds unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 01:30:00 2021 No.33262225 >>33239370 Shimmy with big boobs gives me strange feelings...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 04:26:52 2021 No.33263470 File: 174 KB, 1920x1080, [bonkai77].Katanagatari.Episode.07.[BD.1080p.x265.HEVC.10bit].mkv_snapshot_11.29_[2020.12.19_22.07.48].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33082867 it will fit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 15:16:36 2021 No.33272235 >>33240004 I for one believe Seija needs another visit from the Crimson Slasher

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 16:23:29 2021 No.33273103 File: 1.23 MB, 1500x1243, 1590123931868.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You listen to me now...!!!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 18 18:59:12 2021 No.33274786 File: 55 KB, 720x450, DVreHMrU0AANlDo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33272235 If there is anything that doujins have taught me it is that Shimmy with always side with Seija over Reimu

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 04:05:21 2021 No.33279893 >>33272235 Hash slinging slasher more like

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 18:35:45 2021 No.33290674 >>33279893

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:15:53 2021 No.33293513 File: 3.84 MB, 900x700, 1577812560736.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Shimmy yukkuri be microscopic?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 19 22:45:00 2021 No.33293832 >>33124604 Both at the same time. I'm curious how she'd react to someone smaller than her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 05:30:02 2021 No.33298588 >>33233435 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 09:07:04 2021 No.33301482 File: 1.76 MB, 750x4600, 1611513532620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33273103

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 09:09:15 2021 No.33301517 I'll have Shinmyoumaru as a snack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 10:02:35 2021 No.33302355 File: 1.10 MB, 1000x1000, 1612751211198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33301517 Inchlings are friends, not food!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 12:48:00 2021 No.33304579 >>33302355 But I want some inchling soup...

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 13:56:06 2021 No.33305561 File: 742 KB, 744x1051, 39094589_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33304579 No soup!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:13:46 2021 No.33309416 >>33240004 Get off /jp/ Dylan Klebold

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 20 20:44:59 2021 No.33309856 File: 311 KB, 1191x1684, 1601094237655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33262225 Shinmyoppaimaru

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 00:54:47 2021 No.33313878 File: 1.18 MB, 1774x2398, 1605182051700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>33262225 Can you handle her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 00:56:41 2021 No.33313899 >>33313878 Too big. Just my size.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 12:25:33 2021 No.33322754 >>33309856 >>33313878 This is too dangerous for me. Please cease.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 19:36:02 2021 No.33328340 >>33322754 Well I've got something special for you. >>32911523 No peeking now!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 21 22:50:03 2021 No.33330785 >>33328340 AHHH MY VIRGIN EYES

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