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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:04:08 2009 No.3322311 [Reply] [Original]

Yukari shows up and offers you a one-time chance to have her gap anything in the entire world into your room.

What do you choose to gap?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:04:08 2009 No.3322314 her vagoo

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Mon Sep 7 17:04:08 2009 No.3322312 Her love.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 17:05:08 2009 No.3322318 A better touhou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:05:08 2009 No.3322316 Dozens of winning lottery tickets from the future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:06:08 2009 No.3322324 Something which gives me gapping power.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:06:08 2009 No.3322326 My own copy of Duke Nukem Forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:07:08 2009 No.3322331 Ten little naked girls who will love me forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:08:08 2009 No.3322335 The source of that gif

>>	Tsundere-chan !LfPPE1OhI. Mon Sep 7 17:08:08 2009 No.3322336 Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:08:08 2009 No.3322337 File: 242 KB, 700x597, ea68e8585b70339eb5dcb8e428b8c21fe8d844b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shameimaru

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:11:08 2009 No.3322354 Permanent portal to Gensokyo.

>>	Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 Mon Sep 7 17:11:08 2009 No.3322360 nothing, i don't need anything right now but thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:12:08 2009 No.3322361 Can I have her gap her gap?

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 7 17:12:08 2009 No.3322364 >>3322311 10 tons of gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:13:08 2009 No.3322367 I'd tell her I'm wise to both the genie-fucking-you-over-by-granting-your-wish-in-a-twisted-way thing, and to her trolling, and that I want nothing from her evil voodoo magic.

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 17:15:08 2009 No.3322382 >>3322361 infinite gaps

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Suigin Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !YUsuiginy. Mon Sep 7 17:17:08 2009 No.3322399 a billion dollars

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:17:08 2009 No.3322397 Ask for three more wishes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:19:08 2009 No.3322411 >>3322399 Why have billions when you can have...MILLIONS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:19:08 2009 No.3322413 TWO BILLION DOLLARS

>>	BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Sep 7 17:20:08 2009 No.3322418 ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:20:08 2009 No.3322420 Hourai Elixer I want to live an infinite pitiful existence watching the world destroy itself over and over until it was just me, Kaguya, and Mokou. JUST AS PLANNED

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 7 17:22:08 2009 No.3322425 >>3322420 Shiki would kill you before that happened.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Sep 7 17:22:08 2009 No.3322426 File: 10 KB, 251x251, 1f0c8a729c5a9e3fa62f41b15fe92189b788eddb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3322311 A cup of mint tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:23:08 2009 No.3322433 >>3322425 But I don't have a fated death if I've had the Elixer fucking shiki

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:23:08 2009 No.3322436 File: 21 KB, 464x405, dr.evil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3322418

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:25:08 2009 No.3322442 >>3322420 Fuck yeah! eternal threesome hatesex in the infinite vastness of entropy!

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 7 17:26:08 2009 No.3322451 >>3322433 You still have an origin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:27:08 2009 No.3322454 40 tons of gold.

>>	Ogihci2 Mon Sep 7 17:28:08 2009 No.3322460 >>3322311 Eternity

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:28:08 2009 No.3322461 ONE JILLION DOLLARS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:30:08 2009 No.3322467 The Missing Power

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:30:08 2009 No.3322468 My room

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:33:08 2009 No.3322485 I'd ask her to gap moot, but not in my room, but in Gensokyo. And then moot is a touhoufag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:33:08 2009 No.3322488 a black hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:34:08 2009 No.3322490 >>3322468 better yet : your house.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:36:08 2009 No.3322504 hourai elixir. i'll ask her then if she can take me with her to gensokyo.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 7 17:38:08 2009 No.3322516 >>3322504 Good idea. She could tie you up, hang you from a meat-hook in her pantry and simply chop pieces of you off whenever she wanted a meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:43:08 2009 No.3322538 >>3322364 >>3322454 It's a good thing you guys live in your parents' basement, because otherwise your floor would collapse from the weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:44:08 2009 No.3322542 >>3322538 I thought of relocating my room in the garden because the wood wouldn't hold 40 tons.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 7 17:48:08 2009 No.3322557 File: 16 KB, 238x160, Hundred_billion_dollars_and_eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3322418 Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:48:08 2009 No.3322560 >!Nigaa0mi0

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:51:08 2009 No.3322567 >>3322557 US Dollar bill from 2018.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:52:08 2009 No.3322572 If you ever got a fortune as obscene as 100 billion american dollars, would you share if /jp/ by paying for the translation of every VN ever?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:53:08 2009 No.3322579 File: 143 KB, 729x1000, 1235885545532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3322560

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:54:08 2009 No.3322587 Gensokyo. Yes, the entire thing.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Mon Sep 7 17:55:08 2009 No.3322595 >>3322572 Or you could be the ultimate troll by buying the rights to every VN in existence and suing everyone that tries to translate one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:56:08 2009 No.3322601 granny porn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:57:08 2009 No.3322609 >>3322516 This is my fetish.

>>	Anonymous ‮～ᚻᛟᛟᛟᛟᚩᛗ ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA Mon Sep 7 18:04:08 2009 No.3322651 I think the Hakurei shrine would look nice in my bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:07:08 2009 No.3322667 File: 107 KB, 442x356, Gaap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gaap.

>>	Anonymous2007 !7AnImelIIg Mon Sep 7 18:08:08 2009 No.3322671 Bring mima back in the next touhou game!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:13:08 2009 No.3322710 >Yukari shows up and offers you a one-time chance to have her gap anything in the entire world into your room. Gensokyo, with the two center points for the merge being my mouth and Mokou's liver. I am now immortal and in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:15:08 2009 No.3322726 ten million dollars^H^H^H^H^H^H^Heuros

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Mon Sep 7 18:23:08 2009 No.3322777 An automatic mahjong table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:26:08 2009 No.3322799 >>3322777 So when are you getting that mahjong set from the internet? I think I remember that your friend didn't want to buy it anymore or something.

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Mon Sep 7 18:28:08 2009 No.3322823 >>3322799 I already got one in Sapporo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:31:08 2009 No.3322851 A fusion bomb that would detonate if i'm killed. I would use it to coactionate tha whole world, break tha established laws and spit in the face of anyone I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:32:08 2009 No.3322856 >>3322823 How much did it cost?

>>	eirei emiya !NERO.ByayA Mon Sep 7 18:34:08 2009 No.3322869 >>3322856 3k or 4k yen, can't remember. You know, you could simply get onto IRC.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:35:08 2009 No.3322874 >>3322869 Yeah, I could, but I'd rather continue rereading Dave Barry's books.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:43:08 2009 No.3322919 >>3322311 Anything? Like if I wanted to gap Africa?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:52:08 2009 No.3322957 The universe. All of it.

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