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Someone said they liked her

>>33117229
Seija's just being a bitch again.
Ignore her.

>>33117229
Learn Japanese

Wake the fuck up, anon.
We got a village to burn!

Crocodile tears to garner sympathy, everyone knows amanojaku are sociopaths incapable of feeling real sadness.

>>33117229
It'd probably be really easy to fuck Seija. Just tell her you took a vow of celibacy and that caving in to your desires would be disastrous, especially with a filthy girl like her.

Except saying you desire her would make her not wanna fuck you but then the only option is femdom rape

she got mating pressed but the guy pulled out before he came

https://exhentai.org/g/1840528/8bd20699a9/
PART 6 NEVER EVER

I'm probably the only weirdo who wants a loving relationship with this cute contrarian girl.

>>33123851
You'd be surprised

>>33123851
I don't want a normal relationship with her, that's boring and she'd never go for it anyway
I'd much rather be her cohort and help her realize her ambitions with all the meager power at my disposal. I wanna see her flip the world on it's head with my own eyes

>>33131326
>ruining everything for everyone cause your own life is shit
Standard 4chan user

reminder that this bitch became one of Aoshima's best characters

>>33123851
I just want to knock her up

>>33131599
>not being willing to do whatever it takes to make your 2hu smile
Shameful.

>>33123427
>PART 6 NEVER EVER
Did somebody ask author?

>>33131665
Who?

>>33138105
he draws things that resemble characters from touhou project

How do you think she spends her downtime? Surely she can't be up to no good ALL the time!

>>33140928
Tries on girly clothes

>>33140928
Puts on makeup

>>33140928
She is infact up to no good all the time

>>33140928
She is, in fact, having sex with me, her loving husband, all the time. Then we come up with methods as to how are we going to mess up someone's day this time. Speaking of which, manipulating and crashing Charisma stocks was a real fun one!

>>33138269
Who, cat island? Can you give some sources?

>>33141987
that was not very nice and there were casualties for your fun...

>wake up one morning to find Seija standing upside-down on your ceiling
>this is how she greets you
What do, anon

>>33145579
Demand to know who she's quoting and rebel against her rebellion, causing a rebelception where nobody knows who is an enemy and who is an ally in her total anarchy.

>>33145579

>>33145579
Why is she calling me a cutie?

>>33147293
because she thinks you're cute, anon!

>>33147343
That's obviously a lie. There's not a soul with working eyes that would consider me cute

>>33147395
Aww that's not true. Even if the world thinks you're ugly and uncute, Seija will say otherwise!

>>33147432
But doesn't that just mean that I really am ugly?

Got invited to a party - it's lame! Tried to escape - but got held down instead! Gahh!

Vibin'

>>33157776
Yaeba teeth are my weakness

I wish Seija was my valentine
We could go around and cause trouble for all the couples that are out and about

>>33164799
"Home alone on valentines day? God, you're pathetic. Fffiiiiiine, I'll be your girlfriend for today, but in return... Hehehe."

Uooohhhh!!!

Oh no

>>33175752
Aaaaand in today's episode of Seija's mischief, we see the season finale featuring the Hakurei Miko's special technique: Decapitation!

>>33175752
You better have the Miracle Mallet (Real) with you, Seija, if you plan to rob the Hakurei Shrine and live.

>>33117229

>>33123427
It's finally translated
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/16777

Using Seija as an onahole.
Easy access every time you coma across one another

>>33194660
>It's finally translated
That was fast.

>>33197504
>Using Seija as an onahole.
This dude totally could

What would you do if you came across Seija?

>>33201430
Ask her to give me a chance and take her on a date. Hey, free food, she won't be able to resist, right?

>>33201430
Probably drop my spaghetti and make an idiot of myself and probably get laughed at by her

>>33201676
she'd either just take the food and run or be too stubborn to even go with you in the first place

>>33201676
>>33202277
She'd probably make fun of you for even offering. What, no human girls want anything to do with you, and you're so desperate you gotta resort to asking yokai for a date instead? How pathetic.

>>33202527
I want Seija to call me pathetic and step on me

The jacute is in trouble

>>33202277
>>33202527
A whole lot of assumptions there, guys. Now watch me getting laid with my new girlfriend. Later virgins.

...Stupid.

Well, ya comin' or what? ...Where? A date, dumbass! Hurry it up!

>>33194660

This was so good. I can't wait for the next volume!

>>33220312
>I can't wait for the next volume!
Anon.. I...

>>33201430
Tell her that I hate her and don't want anything to do with a deviant like her, especially if its something sexual in nature

What does she masturbate to?

>>33221950
(You)

>>33221950
The memories of all the men she’s humiliatingly rejected

I shudder at the thought of these two becoming friends.

>>33230860
https://files.catbox.moe/vm3igo.jpg

ja

Be nice to her

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>It is usually depicted as a kind of small oni and is thought to be able to provoke a person's darkest desires and thus instigates them into perpetrating wicked deeds. It is described to be a being with an extremely contrary nature. If they were ordered something, they would do the opposite.

>One of the amanojaku's best known appearances is in the fairytale Uriko-hime (瓜子姫, "melon princess"), in which a girl miraculously born from a melon is doted upon by an elderly couple. They shelter her from the outside world, and she naively lets the amanojaku inside one day, where it kidnaps or devours her, and sometimes impersonates her by wearing her flayed skin.

So why isn't she being shot on sight?

>>33251600
Because it wasn't her who did this?

>>33251600
Not every amanojaku.

>>33251600
>If they were ordered something, they would do the opposite.
That's why you don't say anything at all.

I LOVE HER BECAUSE SHE'S SO EDGY

OW
I CUT MYSELF ON HER EDGE

Threat neutralized, you can close the thread now.

>>33138269
haha like that mc girl from that anime where clothes become weapons or something like that

Clueless Seija with her Neechan is also cute!

>>33273051
>>33273360
What's the the superior pairing?
Seinue or Seirei?

>>33273051
Not today, miko

>>33274772
I don't like either, but at least seija and nue could conceivably coexist
After DDC, ISC and GoU I'd expect reimu to rather exterminate seija on sight rather than put up with her shit again.

>>33285343
Seija is the only antagonist that didn't end up befriending Reimu. I find that interesting.

>>33286773
Seija's armpits are sexy enough that she might pull off being a miko.
Oni miko series when, ZUN?!

>>33288119
>>33286773
Seija smells worse than even Reimu

>>33289452
Seija is still a girly girl so she has good hygiene

>That one autististic artist making wife Seija art for years.
>Has a child and everything.
>You can feel the longing permeating through the art.
May he meet her when he arrives on Gensokyo.

>>33289576
That artist sux

>>33117229
Why, why, why, why is she sleeping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwc_gosvQ_A

>>33286773
Most of the other antagonists are either victims of a misunderstanding, or more willing to yield or parley after Reimu stops their first scheme. Seija on the other hand is unreasonable to her core, as such is the very essence of being an amanojaku. That's why seemingly the only person that can tolerate her is Shinmyoumaru.

>>33134095
Jaku has a belly made for growing hybrids

>>33288119
>Seija's armpits

>>33296475
>>Seija's armpits
I'm sorry. The jaku doesn't do it for me.

>>33303270
I hear you loud and clear, anon
There's definitely NOTHING attractive about this AWFUL girl

The armpitjaku

>>33292057
Darn straight.

>>33305882
I want Seija to wrap her legs around my head and force my face into her pussy

>>33310048
imagine getting leglocked by Seija

Imagine getting raped by Seija haha

Why imagine, haha

>>33329738
cause that would be painful... haha...

>>33117229
Daily reminder to ejaku’ in the ‘jaku

>>33345347
Is there an option not to?

I love her.

>>33145579
My dick is already uprising

The alluring girly shape of Gensokyo amanojaku, Seija Kijin.

>>33251600
Unironically who are you quoting? You seem to be actually quoting someone. Who?

>>33354616
Seija's not alluring OR girly! She's all skin and bones and is always getting into trouble! There's probably less than a half-dozen people in Gensokyo that would ever voluntarily choose to be around her!

>>33368904
She's VERY girly! She wears cute girly pink underwear and wears cute girly perfume!

>>33366130
He's quoting the wikipedia article he took this from you absolute buffoon. You cretin, never reply to anyone ever again.

>>33369005
She probably stole those panties from some poor schmuck, and wears them exactly because people wouldn't expect her to wear anything girly. You're just falling for one of her tricks!

Would Seija wake me up in the middle of the night just to piss me off?

Handsome Jaku!

>>33373327
She'd have to get up to do that.

>>33375723
She probably sleeps during the day.

>>33251600
>So why isn't she being shot on sight?
someone didn't play ISC i see, also she survives that shitshow.