/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33185061
She’s friendly, really.
Nevermind any creeping feelings of terror.

Lamp

What are a rape spider's legs made out of? Are those bones at the end? Chitin?

>>33185256
Okay.

>>33185534
Does it matter what they're made of if those legs are gonna be used for cuddling you anyways?

so is their an anon here who waifu's ahri?

>>33185534
Love.

>>33185565
But how soft are they? Are they sharp?

>>33185534
chitin, probably. no way her body produces enough calcium for actual bone.

>>33185527
flashbanging your moth wife...

>>33185695
As soft or as sharp as you want them to be, anon

>>33185689
Imma unseal her

>>33185647
Nah he's waiting in line to pay her a visit.

>teaser for a new film
>"The rogue mage Zacaria Wedge has and devious plot to subvert and sow chaos in a peaceful monster state. What devious plot is it? And what heroines will step in to save the day!? Find out more in this coming film this year's fall: "Zach's Plot."
>"Starring Gaben Gannon as the titular antagonist Zacaria Wedge. Zach's Plot, coming this fall in theaters near you."

>>33185965
Based. Can we rename this thread into Zach's Plot general?

>>33185871
Damn feel bad for him. He should have picked a less popular league MG like Orianna or Elise or Zyra.

>>33186075
No, because I bet that movie is gonna be yet another;
>Villain/antagonist with a interesting premise and motivation for why he wants to subvert monstergirl rule
>Is played out as another Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain to be thwarted by the girl scout mamono heroine
>No nuance and grey intricacies, just black and white morality
>May or may not be another Royal Makai state sponsored propaganda film

It will be shit.

>>33186150
He never got his preferred waifu, simple as. Nigga's been trying to file a fucking complaint to the makai for years but he can't because his waifu is some crazy snek who saw him one day and decided "yup I'm gonna fuck that and keep him" and has been keeping him coiled up for the past...what, 10 days? Months? ...Years? Please help I need a yeti GF when I wanted paleness and cuddles I didn't expect an albino lamia seriously she isn't even a HRRRK

>>33186150
the movie will probably end with the former villain happily married with the female lead, after all, society is perfect, and you need only to marry and reproduce to be happy!

>perpetually upbeat wife comes home one day looking uncharacteristically down in the dumps
>ask if she wants to "have a little fun" in order to cheer her up
>she says she not in the mood
Oh god, is there a doctor in the house?!

What do you do if a Kobold eats someone's homework?

>>33186627
Get a mindflayer.

>>33186691
It happened to me once
So I took the Kobold to school with me and sicced it on the teacher

>>33186719
>Kobold ate the teacher

>>33186719
>Teacher is overwhelmed by demonic energy and also becomes a kobold, attacking you immediately

>>33186699
but she is a mindflayer

>>33186948
Get a second one.

>>33186900
Ah, the springtime of youth.

>>33186735
>>33186900
What are you gonna do once the principal finds out?

I bet cupids carry around special armor-piercing demonsilver ammunition for head-shotting dense human boys.

>>33185256
Hopefully the Artist wont draw her castrating me ha ha.

>>33187050
this will only make the denser, being hit on the head by demonsilver is probably akin to receiving a temporary lobotomy. i doubt any sane monster girl would fuck a partially unconscious male

>>33187050
>Sir Anon, are you quite well?
>"Yeah I'm fine, why?"
>You have a number of arrows sticking out of the back of your helmet!
>"Do I? Huh. Wonder how that happened."
>Egads! I believe these to be demonsilver! Are you feeling alright?!
>"Now that you mention it, I am kinda hungy."
>Hungry for what?
>"A nice ham and cheese sandwich."
>[Frustrated Cupid Noises]

What new species of plant would you be interested in being turned into a monster girl?

>>33187050
Your objective is the donkan childhood friend.

https://youtu.be/2aS2EMM2BNU

>>33187357
You know what? Shisha. I saw that shit getting smoked all the time where I lived, shisha bars everywhere. Shit's really fucking bad for you, but the illusion is that its really exotic to smoke it. Imagine a monstergirl, much like the wonderworm with her hookah, except a tad more malicious in getting you hooked on her.

>>33187642
I want to hug the bird

Vore. Vore never changes.

>>33187890
Uhh

>>33187642
Don't attempt to make the vile snow harpies appealing, their villainy must be punished!

>>33186708
....Man, it would be weird knowing that any MGs that pick up my scent are either going to be on the porky side or bulking up on muscle.

Vampires? Just lawnchairs, according to Dark Mages.

>>33187890
She's imagining that after being asked though.

>>33188077
>"I assume this is yours. Cute daughter."
>"Wife. And yes, thank you."

>>33188077
Why are wendigo the only ones who'd be completely fine just getting carried around in that fashion? Is it the coat? Does the coat just make it not uncomfortable to be handled that way?

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS WENDIGO!

>>33188042
They're not that evil anon. You're just exaggerating

https://twitter.com/Bell_orgel/status/1360900930359545858?s=20

>>33188077
>Is this your daughter Ms. Wendigo? Yeti caught her making rude comments into a payphone
>What did I tell you about calling the Ice Queen, young lady? No meat tonight, you get a salad

>>33188375
Today's a good day for wonderland, slapstickstrike did something MGE related again too https://twitter.com/stealth_cl/status/1360893690072363013

>>33188375
>>33188404
Yay. Too bad Wonderland's garbage.

>>33188375
>>33188404
Nice.

>>33188212
they just have very strong cervixes and very fat grippy butts, those hands serve only to keep them steady, and do not actually carry any weight.

>>33184113
Baity post I know, but I still want to clarify that that's not how mamono lords work. They don't have the power to change the nature of monsters, that was a unique power that Lilith gained through various circumstances.

Monsters turning into human killers would happen only if there was no longer a power holding back the old settings from taking control again. Even then, monsters that were intelligent enough in the former era would likely be able to resist the killing instincts from taking hold (as evidenced by the many monsters that did learn to love humans from that age).

Monsters that lacked sapience in the previous age would be most at risk of turning into killers again.

>>33188404
That blurred rear though, just how fast is she going?

>>33188042
Punished how?

>>33188140
Rocket lawnchairs?

>>33188870
New friends are all bloodthirsty, but then they come round, next phase begins and most of them turns into role reversal fags.
>I wanna be a streamer slut and have mamono simps
>I wanna be an office slut
>I wanna be courted like a woman
And only then they realize women changing doesn't mean men will turn into women, and MGs won't be as thirsty when everyone is monsterized/incubized, making the M/F ratio close to 50:50 again, and because of all that men will still work in jobs, provide for their families, get education, have manly hobbies, go on adventures and do all the stuff they do right now.
Sadly we have to deal with them posting till they go through the whole process.

>>33189420
Once a man slut always a manslut

>>33189420
>pic
What if I use an atheist as a dildo on her?

>>33189420
Don't try to pin newfaggotry on things you don't like, I've been into role reversal since I found out about monster girls and there are even specific MGE species catering exactly to that.

>>33189420
it's mostly that yea
MGE is just not a well written setting for a classic ttrpg or anything that doesn't result in waifus since the Order as of now is doing everything it does out of sheer spite and nothing else since there's literally no downside to having a MG waifu
my bad, it's not that there's no downside, it's that they're outright better than human women in all regards

>>33188375
Just an average day in Wonderland

>>33189539
I'm not saying every role reversal guy is a newfag, especially since there are monsters exactly for that. What newfags do is project that on everyone, assuming the whole MGE society would be role reversed, with all the ladies working jobs and men being housekeepers/cumpumps.
If someone wants RR with his wife, that's okay, setting literally carters to that with a lot of diffrent species.

>>33188957
12 hour cook shifts at Selkie's Diner where the Tsurara head chef yells like Gordon Ramsay at her

>>33189685
12 hour shifts is awful!

>>33189685
I wouldn't trust that place, a friend of mine who works there gave me a coupon for a free sushi special, and when I got my meal I got pic related. Pretty bad service, how am I supposed to eat this? I just ate the rice and went home.

>>33190010
What's terrible is swooping down, stealing lost men, and dragging them off to her rape nest! Cooking for a packed diner with an icicle at her throat is tame compared to her crimes

>>33190095
You missed the cream filling and everything bro

>>33190095
Either that's a small girl or that rice ball can feed 20 people

>>33190139
What the fuck, they put cream in sushi now?

>>33190183
I was pretty hungry, but yeah it was a lot. The fish looked pretty upset when I said no as soon as it came out so I had to finish the whole thing to stop her from crying

>>33190095
You ate that much rice?!

>>33190183
>all the patrons and employees of the diner were horrified, if not curious, to witness a man gorge on at least 100 pounds of sushi rice. The poor Unagi Joro, who was supposed to be married and fucked senseless, found her body meticulously cleaned of every grain of rice, but yet unmarried

>>33190296
I was there at the restaurant, I can confirm that anon did indeed eat the whole thing, although not by choice. The waiter wheeled whatever that was out there and he instantly said "no way, is this even edible?" before the Joro got angry and grabbed him like so. She force fed him all the nice then asked "ready to eat me now? ufufufu", before he just started throwing up and she slinked away crying. I wouldn't recommend Selkie's unless you're willing to put up with antics, yeah the price is good but sometimes you need to have a peaceful meal.

I want a tomboy duck harpy. Waterfowl girls are underappreciated.

>>33190476
>Heya anon, wanna go for a swim? I betcha won't be able to beat me in a race today! Loser buys snacks!
>Whaddya mean you can see my nipples through the wet shirt? It's not anything you haven't seen before!
>Uhh... anon... do you mind tearing the bread into little pieces for me?
>So what if I'm a little stockier than the other harpies!? My build is optimal for swimming with my best friend anon!
>Did you know us waterfowl harpies have a special courtship dance we only do when we find a guy we want as husband? Here, lemme show you, It's pretty cool looking!

>>33190476
because ducks are a shit, its all about herons

>>33190476
Ojou swan harpy is superior.

>>33190643
SHUBA SHUBA SHUBA

>>33188870
Based. My wife will always love me and will never rip out my throat

>>33189420
>And only then they realize women changing doesn't mean men will turn into women, and MGs won't be as thirsty when everyone is monsterized/incubized, making the M/F ratio close to 50:50 again, and because of all that men will still work in jobs, provide for their families, get education, have manly hobbies, go on adventures and do all the stuff they do right now.
WTF I HATE MGE now.

>>33188922
It's the power of the cheshire's ass

>>33190643
>QUACK

>>33189685
>>33190095
>>33190352
>>33190425
>The Tsurara-Onna is standing at the kitchen door with a lace lingerie for mermaids
>"This is a bloody fucking disaster, which one of you FUCKING IDIOTS forgot to season the single's special!!?"
>A snow harpie comes forward
>"I-I'm sorry chef, I won't let it happen again"
>"BLOODY FUCKIN HELL YA WON'T, GET IN THE FREEZER AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL YOU'RE RIGHT PROPER FROZEN"

>>33189621
>men being housekeepers
Some kiki would be very very angry if someone proposed this idea

>>33191031
What's she gonna do about it?

>>33191031
Don't tell her about Amazons.

>>33190989
>tsurara-onna holding slices of bread to the snow harpies head
>"What are you?!"
>"An idiot sandwich!"

Telling Kiki the house isn't getting cleaned well enough and I'm getting a new maid!

>>33191172
And then giving her a deep kiss on the lips after saying that it's an early April Fools!

>>33191172
Well stop fucking her all the time and actually let her do some work from time to time.

>>33191172
You are a cruel man.

>>33190476
>>33190643
Does she get really jealous when anons talking to other girls?

>>33191107
She's gonna show you that she can clean it better and that you shouldn't bother with houseworks

>>33191031
>"M-Master look at this atrocity that someone posted online! It's sickening! Men doing housework when that's Kiki's job!"

>>33191031
>>33191305
I bet lots of Kikis would actually have really hardcore butler fetishes.

>>33191305
to a kiki, a man doing housework is tantamount to ntr.
this kiki is defective, and you should replace her immediately

>>33191112
>she busts into the amazons' homes and starts housekeeping

>>33191289
>she goes OMAEEEEEEE

>>33191391
Don't talk that way about her!

>>33191420
What's gonna happen to the poor defective Kiki?

>>33190643
>My build is optimal for swimming with my best friend anon!
The harpy musn't give the poor anon mixed signals. He is now scared of damaging their relationship by proposing to her

>>33191391
I now need a Kiki in a butler outfit

I'm going to dress a kiki up as a princess, tie her up, lock her in a giant birdcage full of cushions, and do housework in front of her.

>>33191509
Is there a reason why your wife can't also be your best friend?

>>33191539
Monumentally based.

>>33191532
Got you covered.
>>33191438
That will just make Amazon's poor husband panic and try to get Kiki to leave before his wife comes back home, even worse when dealing with Kiki he didn't have the time to make dinner.

>When home builders wanted to cause harm to someone buying a house, they would bring in Kikimora. Once she is inside, it is difficult to get her to leave.
Now I want something of this made.

>>33191621
thanks

>>33191486
her entire being will be reduced to its most fundamental form, that of demonic energy, and feed to young impoverished mamonos in need of supplemental nourishment.

>>33191683
No, poor Kiki! What if I rescue her and then >>33191539

>>33191031
I'm gonna make her so pregnant with quintuplets that she has no other option.

>>33191740
Just end her suffering, nothing good will come out of a kiki which is not wholeheartedly devoted to the work of a servant, and she too knows it to be true.

>>33191910
What if she doesn't?

>>33191651
>rival construction companies want to sabotage each others' business
>start installing hidden Kikis into each other's opposing build sites
>real estate agents have trouble selling the houses, as the Kiki has already taken up permanent residence

>>33192017
Advertise it as a feature.

>>33192009
then she deserves it even more for her dumbfuckery.

>>33192017
>>33192047
I'm sure there are plenty of single men who would be happy to buy a new house complete with a maid-wife.

>>33191289
Knowing real ducks she probably breaks his pelvis, or tries at least. Harpies aren't very heavy

>>33192208
corkscrew vaginas are powerfull, the sheer friction should make pulling out without her consent impossible.

>>33188375
What a delightful time~!

>>33192170
I wanna spoil a defective Kiki.

>>33191539
Kikis probably have 'cleaning gore' like /ck/ has food gore
>Go to the maid board
>Socks being left inside out before being washed
>Lint traps not cleaned out after every laundry load
>Dusty corners behind bookshelves neglected because they're hard to reach
>One post that's been deleted and poster banned it's a webm of a kiki tied up on a couch watching a man set a cold drink down on the coffee table without a coaster

>>33192265
>spinning my cute duck harpy wife off my cock because I forgot to turn off the gas range

>>33192318
Like one of those spin mops.

>>33192309
I read that as detective.

Hardcore Child Pornography for Valentines Day.

>>33192297
What a retard. Your eyebrows go underneath your hat

>>33192315
>anon accidentally put a red shirt into the Kiki's laundry
>they all become pink

>>33192315
>Kikis across the world sending mass amounts of reports for cruelty and violence to MamonoTube after watching Anon's domestic skills channel from the previous thread

>>33192382
Enjoy your new Eros themed valentines day maid uniform

>>33192380
Oh dear, don't you hate when you're enjoying a nice Wonderland afternoon and your eyebrows get stuck on the wrong layer? How dour!

>>33192380
noclip

>>33192382
>even Kiki's brassiere and panties are tinged pink
>Kiki is even more horrified that he didn't run a seperate load for delecates

>>33192383
>Vacuum review
>Yeah this one doesn't scare my cat so it's my favourite
>Maids can be heard worldwide collectively reeeeeeeeeeing

>>33192469
>Jinkos and Werecats across the country collectively go full Niagara Falls when they hear that
>"I love little kitties! Here lemme pet behind your ears! Oh what a good little girl you are!"

>>33192469
In that same vein, fitness channels would blow up, wouldn't they.

>>33192315
>food gore
Still applicable to Kikis. For bonus points troll them by pretending it's actually food served to you by your (actually nonexistent) wife and post yourself with the "dish" looking like you're forcing a smile and trying not to cry, eventually at least one Kiki will get so mad that she'll track you down.

>>33192469
At least my catgirl wife's happy.

>"Anon come play with us in the water"

>>33192632
a

I think werewolf princesses make great wives.

>>33192632

>mamaries on a fish.

No.

Cupids can't get me on valentines if i don't leave the house.

>>33192547
>shitposting on 4monster /maid/ once again
>really triggered some people with the ketchup and mustard tuna and spaghetti ice cream sundae
>go to bed satisfied
>wake up covered in Kikis all holding various dishes they cooked
>they're not going to take no for an answer
>"Master either you're going to eat proper food and get a healthy nutrition or we're going to have to put it in there for you"

Nothing wrong with tits on a fish.

>>33192632
dangerously close to a snout. would fuck either way

>>33192694
I don't have to pay them, do I?

>>33192702
have a (you), satisfied?

>>33192632
>>33192713
That's just a regular nose.
>>33192702
That is a full on snout.

Landshark girls.

>>33192632
Sure but why does one of you look like a watermelon? If you're sunburnt then that can be a serious problem. And why does the other one of you have a non-swimming eyepatch, it's going to get lost underwater. Here, I'll go to the store and grab some sunscreen and something more secure to cover your bad eye, I'll be back in a little bit.

Don't reply dipshits.

>>33192732
Sharks have snouts.

>>33192717
All Kikis have a policy that their work is 100% free if you give them at least triplets on the first try

>>33192766
What if I reply to you instead?

>>33192732
they have very powerful chins and comparatively large noses, looks pretty snouty to me.

fuck off furfags

>>33192827
Attention only encourages it
Do what >>33192766 says. Report and ignore

Since when are sharkgirls not monsters? Also what fur? They aren't even scalies.

>>33192702
>>33192720
>>33192752
Leave

>>33192694
Honestly the only downside to kikis and other maid species is that sometimes it's nice to talk about other girls being maids as well
>Snocelomeh maids tail swaying while listening to 80s pop as she works

>anon ends up in MGE
>but he is in Order lands
>decides to join the army because he figures that is the most effective way to get raped.
>finds himself a fairly cushy spot as a field cook, doesn't have to deal with any of the hassle and training needed to be an actual soldier but still get to be fairly close to the fighting
>ends up being part of an army sent near to Royal Makai
>some overzealous noble thinks he is a super badass general and is eager to win himself some glory
>it is practically a suicide mission
>but Anon doesn't care, this suits him just fine
>at the border of Royal Makai his army is rapidly weakening from constant harassment by monsters but he seems to have at least a few functional brain cells left and orders immediate retreat
>but that still leaves groups like his stranded and unable to retreat in time
>they quickly find out what is behind that noble twat's sudden outbreak of common sense
>a lilim has been sent to mop up the army
>and his group happens to be straight in her path
>anon starts to enact his plan
>convinces the paladin in charge that he should just leave him behind as well any that can't fight or keep up
>"The Order needs soldiers, we can't afford to throw away a whole squad." he says to him.
>he seems to need little convincing and soon they are all running with their tail between their legs
>the few remaining men seem to have lost all hope but Anon's seeming fearlessness while consoling them seems to restore their spirit a bit
>tells them to try to retreat too and that he will attempt to distract the lilim for a few moments so that they can hopefully get out of range or at least hide somewhere
>little do they know that this is all part of his plan
>not only did he practically get delivered to her doorstep, he also removed any competition, in addition to the fact that the soldiers ran away so pathetically while he offered to stay behind and buy some time and even "sacrificed" himself to save those that couldn't run
>thus making himself look like a brave hero which should catch the lilim's attention
>he will have to thank the idiot that thought this mission was a good idea

>>33192868
FUCKING LEARN TO NOT REPLY YOU FUCKWIT

>>33192876
learn to not reply to a blatant samefag reply

>>33192752
She is pretty cute. Tigershark?

>>33192713
Not really

>>33192871
>Man gets isekaid to mge
>He just wants to cook for gosh sakes
>Is also a terrible chef with no sense of taste
Life isn't fair sometimes

>>33192876
people posting "don't reply" while quoting no one and making passive aggressive statements towards no one either are the same thing. A (you) doesn't mean as much as you think.

>literally a sharkgirl on monster girl island game named Mako.

Ok.

ONE MORE REPLY AND I FUCKING KILL MYSELF

>>33192901
Looks like it with the stripes.

>>33192975
>>33192977
:^)
Don’t actually do it anon, please.

>>33192997
Let the attention whoring faggot kill himself.

>>33192766
>>33192955
>>33192977
Blessed numerals

>>33192977

Daily life with a monster sharkgirl.

unbelievable, the entire has been successfully derailed by a single sharkposting furfag.

>>33193093
He ran out of giantess pictures and the mods deleted his vore last thread. Autism affects us all so please be patient

>>33193093
Basically waiting for jannies at this point.
The autist pops up every so often.

>>33192780
What about twins or quadruplets?

>>33193093
Not possible. Just post what sharkgirls you like.

>>33193123
Its a little known fact that kikis are built for multiples so you must ensure to give them as many as possible.

Shark tits are hot. Well... cold usually but sexy.

>>33175964
>the occasional kiki in the audience perks up whenever he mentions his frustration at having to do all the cleanup after cooking, not to mention all the ingredient preparation and various other chores all by himself and says he wishes he had someone to assist him around the house

>>33193179
>scalie shit

>>33192702
>>33192720
>>33192752
>>33192975
>>33193048
If you're going to shitpost at least use a good artist with hot girls

>>33193159
>>33193179
Maids are for sex and child rearing not marriage is what your wife says when you grope her

>>33193234
If you are gonna badmouth monster sharkgirls, you should kill yourself.

We should get Divine Comedy monsters.
If we got a monster based on Alice, what would a Dante monster girl be like?

>>33193242
>more scalie shit

I just like how friendly kikimoras look

>>33193242
Dragon maids need big breding bumps

Your waifu now gains the accent of whatever country you're from
Go

We did it, boys.

>>33193316
There is a surprising amount of dragon maid art compared to other non-inherent maid girls

>>33193348

There's a lot more, I just posted the end.

>sending anonymous valentine chocolates to the wight lady living nearby

>>33193352
It's because strong monsters make the best maids

>>33193381
>I know not which commoner sent this but I'm going to find and r- court him as soon as I do.

>>33192692
And that's how anon got sniped from a window

>>33193342
Don't most waifufags imagine their waifus with accents matching their own, and if not, then just another region of their country? Weird challenge you're posting.

Man living in MGE in a humie area would be rough.

>>33193381
>Getting sent valentines chocolates anonymously by the wight lady living nearby

>>33192906
On that note, which monster species would be perfect for having daily cookoff battles?

>>33193342
that would annoy me too much

>>33193477
salamander cannot resist a competition

>>33193297
They won't look so friendly if you don't "use" her properly after a while

>>33193342
Im not even sure what an Ancient Egyptian accent would sound like. I imagine a newly awoken pharaoh would speak in that throaty rasp given to Egyptian characters in media, like Khalida or Settra. Wonder if awoken pharaohs huff at born second gen onwards pharaohs for being too modern and not carrying themselves as an ancient monarch like they do
goddamn I can never remember if it's the o or a that comes first in 'pharaoh'

>>33193424
Well, if a Mad Hatter was your waifu, wouldn't you imagine their accent to be british

>>33193528
watch the mummy, id probably be middle eastern

>>33193404
why has no one proposed to the poor, lonely wight?

>>33193444
>Wight doesn't know how to cook but wants to send anon from nearby the castle some chocolate
>Orders her Zombie cook to make some
>Anon gets his package supposedly from someone anonymous
>Message in it says to "I fell in love with you at first sight. Find me if your heart can feel the love poured into these sweets. Your heart will guide you to me"
>Return address clearly says from the castle nearby
>Anon likes the chocolates, feels obliged to tell her he likes them
>Makes it to the castle with box on hand, asks who made the chocolates
>They bring out the Zombie chef, anon proposes to her on the spot
>Wight seething while she watches him princess carry her
Subtlety is not the Wight's specialty

>>33193543
I think they'd be a pretty varied species given that all you need to for corruption is their hat., unless you think that the transformation also includes an accent change

>>33193424

I'd love it if mine had one of the british accents desu

>>33193558
Because destiny was made the day anon decided he was going to send her those chocolates one cold valentines day

>>33193543
That's why I said most. Even then it's not set in stone, you could have a Mad Hatter wife with Boston accent.

>>33193528
>pharaoh with leg warmers
how is this even possible?

>>33193558
Tough to approach them

>>33193545
Is the Tom Cruise one worth watching? I have fond memories of the Brendan Frasier movies but mostly want to watch the new one for the smol ancient evil pharaoh

>>33193543
all wonderland mamonos have british accents, including jubjubs

>>33193381
>>33193404
>watch a classic valentine's day movie about a wight tracking down a shy anon that anonymously sent her valentine chocolates
>sponsored by the church of Eros

>>33193605
I'd stick to the Brendan Frasier ones personally.

>>33193585
night time in deserts can get very cold

>>33193558
>proposing to someone
>talking to someone
>approaching someone

Nah, not gonna happen.
>>33193638
I forgot about that

>flooding mamonoboards with doing hurtful things to your husbando charts

>>33193621
even humpty slimes?

>>33193621
>oi govna, ye fancy a shag?

>>33193564
I mean, it's a very magical hat with interesting properties

>>33193605
A bit off topic but The Cruise one was unironically supposed to be the pilot movie of a cinematic universe (same vein as Iron Man for MCU) which never actually took off, partly because the movie is complete dogshit and partly because paramount realized it was a stupid idea. In that vein it tries to set up stuff for what would be later entries so the movie feels really unfinished and stupid at parts

>>33193563
Wight shouldve known better and asked Ms. Zombie cook to teach her instead. As bad as the chocolate really is, anon would appreciate the romantic gesture of it being homemade. What a stupid wight...

It's -34F. Where is my yeti girl to keep me warm.

>>33193681
>Reply to this post or your hubby won't have sex with you ever again

>>33193621
Cockney accent.

>>33193709
I'm having to reconcile that I'm fine with total body transformations but accent changes feel strange.

>>33193739
It's 11F (-12C) in Alaska.
Where the hell do you live anon? A nitrogen tank?

She's on her way.

>>33193782
I mean, they transform your manner of speech, so I'd think accent would change as well

>>33193342
Okay buddy, you explain to me how the fuck a wight got an eastern african accent.

>>33193503
Wouldn't I win all the time though? A salamander's scaly hands would find it hard to even peel a potato

>>33193821
A noble got left in the country after colonization

>>33193832
Odd that she'd come there herself instead of sending others.

>anon gets send on a quest to slay a slime
>nobigdeal.jpg
>its one of those metal slimes with heal regeneration,max dodge stats and magic immunity
what now

>>33193877
get raped while metal bindings pin down your four limbs

>>33193821
the eternal anglo strikes again!

>>33193874
It would be more convenient if a noble stayed on the land she rules

>>33193877
Get lucky
>Find slime
>Suddenly five more appear
>Slimes fuse into a Metal Slime Queen

>>33193914
You mean unlucky?

>>33193739
Got lost and stopped at Timmys for coffee

>>33193342
>British Baphomet
Stop, I can only get so hard.

It's fight night! Anon is here to give Kaizo brawl of his love. Chapter 48 is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/72312333
https://pastebin.com/77d3S13W

Now with vitamin pastebin! Why it accepted this chapter and not the others? Who knows! How's everyone's Valentine's day?

>>33193958
What would a british kusogaki say to tease you?

>>33193821
she could be a native?

>>33192870
Thank You Anon, I have now realized what I've been looking for.

>>33194020
If she's a native, then she's probably got the receipts from sending food aid all way back during the Famine of the Gulf Nations.
And is STILL smug about it.

>>33194007
She isn't a brat, she is a noble Bapho.

>walking alone at night?

friend to all shotas

>>33194066
>yeah, looking for you. Why else would I go into the woods at midnight

>>33194098
Sure, yeah. Who would like an old fart like me.

BEEG, MUSCULAR girls are meant to have BEEG PREGNANT bellies.

Having some plumbing issues such as leaky pipes? Consider Greenworms! Their small frames combined with their flexibility allow them to fit in spaces that can be difficult for people like you and me to orient yourself in. Despite what one may believe, Greenworms are actually pretty proficient at using tools, so they can tighten and seal whatever you need with just a little bit of direction! Mine actually helped me winterize the water heater yesterday before a big snowstorm came in! Nothing is cuter than the beaming smile your Greenworm will give you with a little smudge from the hard work the two of you did!

>>33193444
Somehow it feels like something about the presentation or the anonymous letter that comes with the cholocate would end up making the sender really obvious anyway.

>>33194178
>Small greenworm gets stuck in the wall trying to reach the loose pipe
>"Help me, step-anon I'm stuck"

>>33194146
SpaceGodzilla

>>33194155
but anon the pregnancy will cancel the muscles

>>33193984
Been a quiet Valentines here as usual, thanks for the story update.

>>33194204
I wish there were more Kaiju girls that are human sized. Most of them are either furries, or giantess.

>>33194155
And raise your daughters to be as big and strong as their mom.

Gonna send chocolates anonymously to DL's castle but word the accompanying message so vaguely (something like "for the most beautiful one") that the lilims won't know for which one of them the chocolates actually are! I bet that will cause chaos. And they are never gonna find me!
Hahaha

>>33194178
Anon.. you're making greenworms too adorable and precious. If you keep this up, I'll be unable to think of doing lewd things with her now

>>33193958
>another brit baphofag
Nice, our numbers grow

>>33194201
When a monster gets her back half stuck in a wall/pipe there's only one course of action.

Kikimoras in bote maid cosplay

>>33194349
gently get her out?

>>33194496
just walk away and there will be an end to the horror

>Get to spend the whole day relaxing with the waifu
>Making sure everything is nice and comfy
>Hand-fed delicious chocolates
>Of course, they're full of special ingredients that will up my production and stamina for the next month
>And of course she has no intention of granting me any relief before I'm "ripe"
Such is laifu with a Gazer waifu

>>33193790
Minnesota.

>>33193936
FUCK

>>33193342
I now have a harem of southern belles.
>jackpot

>>33193378
Is it wrong to give a nun some chocolates for Valentine’s Day?

>>33194349
heavily impregnate her nonstop!

I wanna be the one that licks Runya's tight, little asshole every night

>>33194757
This, only with Kuro's tongue and my asshole. And not because I'm making her but because she's captured me and I have no choice or any ability to resist.

>>33194066
half of her weight is made out of head, her brain must be huge!

>>33193621
>Red Queen is calling the foreign dignitaries cunts again

>>33193984
>“Fuck, I don’t know. I don’t think it’s even worth the translation.”
lmao, good stuff as always

>>33193719
I heard about the cinematic universe thing but wasn't aware it affected the movie to that extent. Maybe there's a supercut somewhere of just the main villainess scenes

>>33187357
Orchids
Rafflesia
Parasitic vine
Some type of secret secluded grove/spring with some type of harem or reverse-clone harem there of nymphs.
Quaking Aspen colony dryad
Prisoner fruit dryad
Corruption fruit dryad
I just read about the intoxication fruit, and it explains a way for an plant type monster to become super powerful, rivaling dragons and baphos. Imagine an uber-lilliaraune. Take that powersluts.

>>33194757
i want runya runya to choke me with her meaty thighs!

>>33194905
I like that dragon tentacle.

もふもふ

>>33189529
You won't have an atheist much longer. Also you'll be seething with jealousy, but you knew that part already.

>>33193342
Slight southern US accent?

>>33193877
You assume I took the quest hoping to actually slay the slime? My mind tends to ignore the S in that word, you see.

>>33194964
An acceptable way to perish

The Order considers the monster lord their ultimate bag guy, but who fills that role for the monster girls? Who is the Big Bad Guy to the monster lord?

>>33194608
Your waifu is a weeb, making sure you celebrate white day with her.

aw frig they got a demon

>>33195140
Oh no, the demon's going to cast a coat hanger spell on me

>>33195123
Virginity

Is being single on valentines in MGC a crime?

>>33195184
no, unless you want baby fuck.

>>33195184
Yes
The punishment is baby-making now so that the children shall be born just in time for Halloween

Alright which one of you fuckers in Oklahoma rejected the Ice Queen on Valentine's day?

>>33195184
Of course not, punishing men for being single would be cruel and something only human women would come up with. However, rejecting a monster girl's advances on this day is a very serious crime punished by house arrest - at the victim's home of course.

>>33195184
I hope not, otherwise I'm a career criminal.

>>33195293
Haha you live in Oklahoma.

>>33195293
I must burn more fossil fuels. It needs to be warmer.

>>33195301
>Mam' We found something you might want to know about
>Oh? And that is?
>We found a man who's single on valentines
>Well, that's not too bad, just send in--
>And he has never had a girlfriend
>Troublesome, but we can just--
>And he's 30
>By the demon lord, we have to--
>And a virgin
>I'll handle this one myself, girls.

>>33195184
Sort of. Druella is currently working on an ordinance that basically makes anyone single for more than 3 years after a certain age on valentines day criminals, which require assassins to be sent out. Upside is that you get a gf on valentines day, downside is that you don't get to pick what species

>>33195337
>this is space outlaw's and the obsessed commander's backstory
it all makes sense now

>>33195344
>Upside is that you get a gf on valentines day, downside is that you don't get to pick what species
Alright, Time to roll for what "assassin" I'm getting sent to me for being single on valentine.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

>>33193984
Nice, thanks

>C'mere human
>Let's have some fun
>I don't bite, I swear!

>>33195368
>Minotaur
I see they are sending in the swat team right away.
I can imagen her just breaking my door open and dragging me to my bed a snu-snuing me.

>>33195314
>>33195319
you motherfuckuers dont know how lucky you are, I live in the global south and the temperatures here are literally melting my brain.
That and the vamp mosquitos are vying for my blood, i am a moment of weakness away from being sucked dry.

>>33195368
>ushi-oni
welp, im boned

She's gorgeous.

>>33195417
That's an understatement. I don't know how long you have to stay single for them just to send a ushi-oni after you. No subtlety or or trying to get you to get a GF, just strait up rape until you've forgotten your name and only know how to say "more"

holy shit, don't you have anything better to do?

>>33193984
Awesome stuff Magus. Also something I missed last chapter
>“Cat!? Oh, human…” She ran her spikey tongue along the flat edge of her knife. “I am going to LOVE milking every last trace of that impudence out of your ragged body~”
>spikey tongue
Oof

>>33195293
It's time

>>33195521
im not a clever man

>>33195368
>Jinko
Oh my. That's pretty great actually. Hope she is really big and muscular. Time for snu snu.

>>33195540
Are you saying you wouldn't want to feel a werecat's rough tongue scrape your neck raw?

They say the breeding with cat girls creates additional cat girls.

>>33195600
>Are you saying you wouldn't
The opposite is true

>>33195540
just pretend her tongue is made out of tiny mershark teeth

>>33195563
>A loud knock anon's door
>Door opens, it's a Jinko
>"Alright human I'm here to make you a man"
>Anon is just smiling ear to ear holding his head out, she seems offput
>"What are you waiting for Ms. Jinko, I'm ready for you to grab me by the head and violently and primally take me on the sofa"

>>33195563
Seems like the MGC police force keep sending out their swat team to everyone. Thankfully Jinkos don't just rape you. They go home to you, tell you they have a warrant, explain they are here to protect you from yourself and then takes their clothes off. After this the ball is in your hands, you can try to run, fail, and get snu-snu'd or you can accept it and take off your clothes and get some gentle snu-snu before getting getting your pelvis broken by a very strong Jinko.
The choice is yours.

>>33195140
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut
This guys made like three of these now and I still don't have any idea what they're about other than the previous two were some kind of police force and this a judiciary branch

>it's 6 degrees F outside
I wish I could cuddle and draw warmth from my waifu, or at least she could breathe fire to warm me up.
>>33195368
>Dragon Zombie
This too, would be an acceptable fate.

>>33195352
With mana you can be a virgin for hundreds of years without aging. What a horrible fate

>>33195675
seems vaguely azorius going by the triangles and blue/white motif

>>33195368
>Cancer
reroll
>Disposition index
Guess I deserved that
>Myconid
reroll
>Dorome
Whatever

>>33195696
>Anon hears a knock on the door
>He opens
>There's a dragon zombie with a police uniform
>"Hello, are you single?"
>"Eh? yeah, I gue-"
>Anon then gets sprayed down by the dragons miasma breath before getting fucked non-stop.

>>33195368
i got the mershark...
i swear to god I'm not the sharkfag

>>33195734
God, I wish I was the cop and the kid was a 9yo hellcat.

>>33195734
At least we'll both be warm eventually.

>>33195710
Looked that up. Haven't played mgt but he's made mgeifyed versions of magic cards before so it seems to add up
Can't decide if I would rather sentenced by the demon or the pharaoh

>>33195368
>Ice Queen
Help

Imagine being on a remote warm island in French Polynesia with a beautiful sharkgirl wanting to go for a swim in the crystal clear waters.

>>33195755
>Anon is on his way home from the store as he sees a police van drive up next to him
>Before he can react a few police monster girl jumps out, pugs a bag over his head and throws him into the van before tying him up
>They drive him for a really long time but never never tell him where they are driving him
>They take off the bag just as they cut his finger ever so lightly, just enough to draw blood
>Then they drag him out and just throw him into the fucking ocean
>He struggles a bit as he can't swim with the restraints on
>But he can see a mershark swimming towards him with alarming speed

>>33195710
Yeah it's 100% Azorius.
>you will never be judged as having committed the thoughtcrime of wanting to mating press a sphinx
>the punishment is mating pressing a sphinx

Send the MG police please.

>>33195368
>Ignis
That's kind of an overkill, isn't it? Can I swap for a Minotaur or a Jinko? I'll accept if the Ignis they send is as big as them.

>>33195817
There will be no help, only ice queen pussy.
So you better start licking it or she will have to take "drastic measures".

>>33195734
I've been increasingly more attracted to dragon zombies since reading the updated Dragonia translations. Wonder if we're ever going to get some kind of variant from KC like a vampiric/lich/wight dragon

>>33195852
She can't really become a police officer without passing the fitness test, now can she?
So you're gonna get sent a ingis that's really big, and really buff. Police clothes are optional since she might have accidentally burnt them up due to how exited she is.

>>33195833
i would rather drown

>>33195833
>pugs a bag
>Fugg i'm being abdugded by monsdergirls agan :DD

>>33195895
Well that's too bad, you're getting wet shark pussy.

>>33195874
i hope he does more variant art, because he doesnt really need to do a full profile since dragon zombies basically prove that not all undead monsters have to be made from humans

>>33195903
I have no idea why that made me laugh so hard, god damn you anon.

>>33195368
>Living Armor
"To keep you warm on those lonely nights."

>>33195905
Encyclopedia II flat out says any monster can become undead if they die with regrets.
>Almost all of the residents of the kingdom of the undead are either undead monsters or their accompanying incubi. Though most undead arise from human women, there are also undead elves and dwarves, as well as the dragon zombie described later in this volume. In fact, any monster that dies with regrets has the potential to rise as one of the undead. The kingdom of the undead is, therefore, quite diverse.
>Age has never been observed as the cause of death in any of the undead. Undying, they are thought to be virtually immortal. Upon becoming incubi, the lifespans of the undead's husbands are drastically extended to match that of their partners. Such implies that the men, too, become virtually immortal and join the ranks of the undying.

>>33195905
It would be nice to see more art of existing mgs from kc, he manages to retain the basic concept while making something new. Wish people wouldn't depend on the profiles designs so much but just having art is also pretty nice so I can't complain too much
>>33195938
>Undead elves and dwarves
I bet they make really high-quality if edgy gear. Gotta make it to last when you've lived through one eternal lifetime already

>>33195368
>Owl Mage
I don't even know how this would even go

>>33195986
im still waiting for a hydra girl

>>33195368
>Dorome
I just mopped my floors

Do you have a wife who knows what she likes anon?

>>33196120
My husbando is literally a hybrid werewolf.

>>33196120
I do.

>>33196120
Yes, why?

My power keeps going out and it's really cold and snow-covered outside. I just want to fap to gazer porn and drink hot cocoa

>>33194178
gonna hug a worm and nobody can stop me

Don't most people know what they like? What a stupid asinine question. Fuck off.

>>33195293
>Local Okie gets FUCKED by Glacies (ICE QUEEN PRANK) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

>>33196422
but i wanted a tsurara

>>33196422
i'd rather they fuck me like this tho

Any of you follow Monster Trainer? It's not part of the encyclopedia, but if you like sexy monsters, it has it.

>No meaty kiki maid to snuggle in the winter
It hurts

>>33196492
That glacies has an interesting butt!

>>33196561
Its self censoring

>>33196014
Jabberwock is probably a hydra in dragon form.

>>33196120
My wives are very good at taking what they want. I wish there were Wight claws in Koikatsu, good to see you using it too.

>>33192870
she cute

>>33196663
Nice! It does have its limits, but it's done great for more versatile ideas as compared to commissions, at least in my opinion.

>>33195008
very floofy

>>33196698
It's pretty great if you see a scene file and can just slot your wife in, it's helped a lot for commission ideas in future that I might not have thought of otherwise. I just need to stop procrastinating and make the rest of my wives in it