/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33170783
This image never fails to make me happy

Leave space outlaw anon to me.

Human boys all secretly desire to become mere cumpumps

>>33170910
Heeh, naruhoto nee

>>33170910
Yeah, that’s pretty true

>>33170910
That's not true at all! Some don't keep it a secret!

>>33170910
maybe I do

>>33170818
Commander, you have been pursuing anon for the better part of five years. If you can't produce results soon, we're going to have to reassign you.

>>33170910
I don't want too, really. Sex all the time does sound fun but then you start thinking about it, and I realized I don't want to live my life like that.

latex slimes?

>>33170783
>Anon stumbles upon a Griffon enjoying herself
>gets raped for hours and forced to marry her
>"no one must know my secret"

>>33170818
Space cops are for instant loss

>>33171179
Don't worry, anon. She'll give you lots of cuddles and aftercare after milking you. She might also take you out on sightseeing dates if you're feeling like it

Why not merry a noice hellhound giurl anon? Maybes give me some grand childrens and what not?

>>33171420
I know the instant the clothes come off your true nature of being a ravenous rapist will be revealed so fuck off

Now we move into the tour around Nevia.

https://pastebin.com/1CxMTync
>Rose Tea Specialty Shop “Amora Nevia”
>Fuu~... Fuu~...
>Ufufu I endured it... I endured it! D-don’t make such a disappointed face!
>By the way, I’ve been speaking for a while, aren’t you tired by now?
>This area is only the gateway to the island, “Rose Garden Way”.
>Although it is a common Nevian residential area, it is a district that came to be called that because the residents here enjoy constructing rose gardens, entertaining the eyes of passers-by with their beauty.
>It’s quite a way to the art street where Nevia Theater is located, so let’s take a break over at that store.

>This place is “Amora Nevia”, a shop specializing in teas made from Nevia’s local specialty, Nevian Roses.
>The interior is also quite lovely, but I’d highly recommend the terrace seating. Ufufu, don’t you think it’s very fashionable and cute with its little botanical garden of roses?
>Now then, would you like to order a Rose Tea that I recommend?
>... Ara, are you wondering about that empty flower vase on the table? You’ll understand soon
>From these terrace seats, you can enjoy the roses decorating the store, as well as look out at all of the rose gardens at those houses, and in the square before you... Ara, that gentleman has begun playing a lute. What a fascinating melody.
>... Ara, it seems that simple man and woman took each other’s hand and started dancing, I suppose they couldn’t help it after hearing the melody of love from that gentleman’s lute.
>The figure of them dancing while holding hands, their happy expressions, as if they were thinking of each other... Kyaa As the performance ended and the spectators applauded, t-they kissed...
>Haa... That woman’s cheeks flushed red with the urge to breed, eyes moist with lust... Ufufu It’s like the two of them joined for the first time at that moment
>They went off hand in hand, but surely after this they’ll... Yan
>Everyone that lives in Nevia enjoys art and music like this.
>Men and women are often paired together like this If you’d like, we too can...

>Ah, umm, it seems our order has arrived. How do you do?
>This gallantly beautiful and elegant waitress dressed like a man is now retired, but was originally a member of the Lustre Group... my senior, who now runs this shop with her husband.
>She is a person with deep knowledge of Nevian Roses, and can tell you anything concerning them, from information about roses and the taste and benefits of making them into tea, to anecdotes about roses. Rose seeds are also sold at this shop, so you can also ask her about growing them.

>Fufu, our waitress has just placed a single rose into that empty flower vase...
>At this shop, a single rose, which is an ingredient in the rose tea, is used like this to decorate the table.
>Why don’t you compare the aroma of the rose tea and this rose? They both have very nice scents, don’t they?
>The Nevian Rose, which is raised with mana, is truly worthy of bearing the name of the city of passion, and depending on how passionate the person raising them is, they will become a deeper red and the scent will change
>The scent of a rose of someone passionate about song and someone passionate about art will differ... So what is the scent of this rose?
>My, it’s the aroma of love It means you and I seemed to have such a relationship in the eyes of the waitress...
>Ufufu After all, I love a rose raised by the passionate love of a couple.
>In Nevia, by wearing roses grown as a couple, you can show just how strongly you love each other.
>Aah, how lovely, that Dhampir and her partner that just crossed the square... That large rose with its petals spread out in countless layers is incredibly difficult to grow...! It must be flooded with a considerable amount of brutal monster mana and a man’s violently powerful mana, a delicacy that cannot be neglected even a little bit...! ... Surely, all night long, no, with petals that large, there is no doubt they must be joining in the bedroom over and over all day long...! Perhaps you can’t call it something as elegant as “joining”, but rather, copulation Just like a strong male pins down a submissive female and unilaterally ravishes her to exhaustion, that dignified Dhampir over there appears at first glance to be elegantly leading that man, but serves as an outlet for her husband’s primal desires all day... Aah, I can’t I just can’t

>Haa, what am I doing! I accidentally got excited!
>I’m just a little fanatical about roses.
>Umm, I’ll drink some tea and calm down... >Fuu... This rose tea, it has a passionate aroma and taste, don’t you think?
>When I drink it, my mind calms down, but my body’s core starts to heat up... Ufufufu When I look at you dear sir, my chest and lower body get hotter and hotter...

>>33171420
Make me do it I dare you

>>33171525
And the clock tower, visible in the background here.

https://pastebin.com/ACu5NCPW
>Clock Tower Park
>Uuu... Because I got all excited, we had to take another break... On top of disgracing myself, I’ve only been a bother to you...

>Ah, yes... This is “Clock Tower Park”. As you can see, there is a clock tower towering in the center that was built by a proud Nevian watchmaker together with his Merrow wife, who is a sorcerous engineer, and it’s one of the symbols of Nevia’s beauty.
>Fufu After all, humans and monsters, men and women, coming together is more beautiful than anything
>Adorned all over with beautiful carved roses, not only is the tower itself gorgeous, but the clock face surrounded by statues of mermaids is also wonderful...
>The park spreads out around the clock tower, and with the refreshing waterways surrounding it and the calm, quiet atmosphere, it is a place where lovers can relax and get intimate Ufufu, the people sitting over there... There are lovers everywhere under the shade of that tree
>And when the time is just right, a mechanism created by that craftsman couple activates in the clock... and it’s almost time... Ah, just like this, every hour a mechanism causes the mermaid statues to start swimming around the clock face as if dancing, and a wonderful clear tone flows from the clock to signal the time
>... Ara, have you noticed the state of our surroundings?
>The lovers around the park have started to wrap their arms around each other’s backs, hugging deeply Yes, this chime imitates the Diva’s Song of Passion. It doesn’t compare to the real song, but it still lights and flares up the fires of passion in the listeners
>This is the time of passionate love and embrace...
>The tone differs hour by hour, and in the afternoon, when the tone that flows out flares up passion for art, artists often come here to paint.

>However, unfortunately... it isn’t kissing time for another hour...
>Come now, don’t hold back Neither of us can put up with it anymore
>Spread out your arms, and come to my chest...

would you be a man-slut for monster girls?
And if so, how low would you go?

>>33171275
>years later the Griffon is happily playing maracas with her daughterus into the night
>meanwhile anon just wants to take a nap

>>33171900
Yes. I’d be willing to let mice, devil bugs, beelzebubs, and bubble slimes fuck me

>Rescue Me, My Wife Won't Let Go! and other heartwarming tales from Winterstown

>>33171926
What a bad father. A good father would engage in family bonding and whip out a guitar and a sombrero hat to create a mariachi band

>>33171900
Sorry, I'm a monogamy fag who wouldn't go around town fucking random monsters like some whore

>>33170910
Mine would be an instant defeat two koma where I am trying to act resistant and brave in the first panel and my mistress' mindbroken cum pump in the second.

>>33171950
Winterstown is smalltime Frostbite is where it's at.

The most fearsome and the most powerful technique possessed by lilims. A secret art passed down among the most powerful of succubi for centuries.
Two-handed handholding

>>33172120
>anon looks so warm
>I want to drain him

>>33172137
Wouldn't whitehorns love frostbitten anons who'd snuggle closely for their warmth

>>33172130
You fool. I am immune to handholding mindbreaks, for I shall wear gloves

>>33172191
Regular ones definitely do. It's the perfect excuse for giving him a hug

The one in >>33172120 would rather drain his body heat ever further before taking him home

>>33172130
We'll see how powerful the technique is when faced with it's ultimate counter

>>33172266
>Evil Yeti cuddlerapes him to warm him up
>Wight Horn drains his body heat to chill him to the bone
>repeat
Anon's trapped in Frostbite in an endless cycle of hot and cold, even the Snuggle Scouts won't venture to Frostbite to save him

>>33172130
She's left his other hand open to use the forbidden art of the order which can defeat any succubus. The tail grab maneuver

>>33171420

>>33172396
Being a pizza delivery guy would suck in MGC.
>order comes in from the hellhounds down the street
>have to put on a bomb suit just so that you don’t get mauled by the daughters

>>33170910
Speak for yourself. I desire a quiet life with women who respect me.

>City gets blanketed in snow continously for over 24 hours
Did some new Ice Queen settle in lately? I'm tempted to call in.

>>33172501
Enjoy it. I’m stuck in a hellhole where it never snows

>>33171104
Weird how many space officers are after anon. They would have caught him by now if they didn't fight each other so much

>>33172501
>I'm tempted to call in.
Does the Ice Queen have a direct phone line you can call for questions and complaints? I bet it's one of those fancy, old 1920s telephones with ornate snowflake designs for her taste

>>33172120
Truly a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

>Cut the banshee profile picture out of the encyclopedia
>Write "If you look like this <- please break into my house and rape me, address is 123 street ave"
>Scan it onto a document and print a few dozen copies
>Put them up around the neighbourhood
>Wait
I'd like to brighten up a monsters day by giving myself over as an easy husband. The downside is I could only do it once

>>33172120
Tfw no glacie wife that drains your body heat all day long

>>33170910

>>33171275
>>33171926
>Anon gets his revenge by uploading a video of the maracas playing family

>>33171420
If I could, I surely would.

>>33172472
You wouldn't believe the amount of horny succs order pizza just for me to get to the door and say they don't have cash, but are willing to use "alternative methods". It's like they don't understand that I gotta get back to the shop for another delivery and boss will be angry if I come back empty handed.

Monstergirls with hotpants

>"Lady Druella doesn't like little paladins!"

>>33172888
If I take that mask off will you die?

>>33171420
The plural of child is children.

How do I provoke Deonora into raping me?
If she pretends to be a tour guide then it is easy just make unsubtle comments about how you want to marry the queen, how wonderful she is but you feel unworthy etc... until she can't take it. But what to do if she is not in a disguise?

>>33172995
*woosh*

>>33172670
>"Hello, your majesty? My garden is suffering, can we have a few warmer days?"
>"No"
>"She's Mrs. Icicle, she's Mrs. 10 B-"
>"Hi, is I.C. Breasts there?"
>The town was frozen that day
>Especially the prank callers from the Wendigo village
>Papa Wendi had to scold his daughters for horsing around on the telephone again

>>33172995
He was writing out an accent

>>33170783
>I and the Elector Counts approve of this OP image. Griffins are great top quality monstergirls

>>33173086
Fuck off retard

>>33172719
You can always get played out at the winter palace casino. When you're out of chips you'll have to use your body heat to pay.

>>33173042
>"Hi, is I.C. Breasts there?"
Made me chortle

>>33172925
Wrong reference kid.
Also no, but the Jabberwock gas they're spreading around will affect her too, making even angrier and hornier.

>heading back home to some cold and snow
The fact that I won't be ambushed by a girl leaping out of the snow hurts me

>>33172472
You might actually have an easier time without the suit.
Normally they might give puppy licks, but if you have the suit on suddenly they see it as a challenge.

Feels like the moderation has gotten worse. There's way more spam in these threads that would've been deleted a few months ago. I assume it's due to the board being more popular and the pandemic keeping everyone inside

>>33173042
>Especially the prank callers from the Wendigo village
That’s just going to encourage them

>>33173006
I doubt it's easy for a foreigner who's not a diplomat or in some other important position to meet the queen when she's not incognito, so I wouldn't worry about it.

>You will become my familiar, right?

>>33172731
this is a dumb meme picture but I find the lilim here really cute for some reason.

>>33173261
You can't just summon humans and make them your familiar!

>>33173261
>Mam, this is tech support

>>33173240
She takes tours of the kingdom so you could wait until then and then walk up and propose to her

>>33173261
No animal ears, no dice.

>>33173219
I blame the vtuber invasion

>>33173261
No lol

>>33171900
No. I despise sluts and I refuse to become something I hate.

>>33173293
So you want a mage with animal ears?

>>33173335
>snout
Exit my presence

>>33173351
>not recognizing Polt
Ew faggot

>>33171900
No thanks, I'm a one woman man.

>>33173359
>Furry calling anybody else a disgusting faggot

>>33173351
What’s the matter? Scared of a mere cu sith?

>>33171371
I still don't want this. This doesn't really sound like a good life.

>>33173261
We literally went over this an hour ago, I'm here to install the dishwasher, not participate in whatever witchcraft you're working on.

>>33173377
t. plebeian faggot

>>33173381
De-furred sith are fine, furfags get the flammenwerfer.

The future is female. Eldritch female.

>33173397
You got moved to /trash/ for a reason. Goddamn how do you still not understand that people don't hate you for being creepy animal fuckers, they hate you for being creepy animal fuckers and then having the gall to also be obnoxious retards about it

>>33173428
The monsters who whine about their imagined gender warfare are always more miserable than monsters who're happily married with three children

Reddo fight!

>>33172822
>yet ANOTHER succubus answers the door wearing only a bathrobe and a wry grin
>Anon breaks down crying on her stoop, realizing he's going to lose his job and regretting his life choices in general
>neighbors instinctively get curious over man crying
>see succubus neighbor trying to console a softly sobbing pizza delivery guy curled up on her doorstep
>for the first time in a long time, Anon got payed with money that night

Girls who speak Early Modern English are my weakness.
But i don't know what mamono is best for it

>>33173403
“De-furred” siths are just kobolds, what shit taste

>>33173665
Phantom

>>33173665
Wights
Or phantoms with great fondness for Shakespeare.

>>33173403
The snout is secondary to the fact that she's an actual dog.

>>33173689
Sith don't act like kobolds, they are more "loyal guard dog" than "submissive bondage pet"

Furry sympathizers need to fuck off to /trash/ already.

>>33173665
What do you mean by "early Modern English"?

>>33173765
It's the type of English that was spoken from roughly the 1500s-1700s.

>seething because one of the dog monsters has a snout
Holy tism

>>33173652
>the succ and her succ neighbors discovered their newfound comforting fetish and furiously masturbated all night

>>33173789
Ah. Wight in that case.

>>33173839
>GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>33173428
I'd love to twist and distort the very fabric of reality with my qt eldritch waifu

>>33173755
Literally seething

>>33173853
I don't think she is the one who needs saving.

>>33170910
you ever seen that pic of MGQ luka mindbroken ballsdeep in a lilim all missionary-style?
yeah. i think about doing that a lot.

>>33173869
Keep it to /v/ cross boarder.

>>33174096
retard

>>33174076
Nope. You should post it

>>33174096
Notice how when furries get told to fuck off they respond by spamming buzzwords showing that they are indeed tourists who don't belong

>>33174119
I'm trying to find it, believe me
for some reason it ain't under "lilim_(monster_girl_encyclopedia) luka_(mon-musu_quest!) " on gelbooru so idk

>>33174124
Nobody cares, stop shitting up the thread you actual autist.

>>33174150
True

All I can think of is getting bullied by a bapho for my 2in dick.
>Hehe Onii-chan, such a little wee-wee
>Is that why you go for lolis?
>Because you only please little girls with it?
>Hehehe, you're such a pathetic lolicon, Onii-chan!

>>33174096
>>33174127
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2413127?q=lilim_%28monster_girl_encyclopedia%29+
The image was used in MGQ NG+, the scene was on pornhub (the REQUEST BUTTON series) but the purge seems to have deleted it.

When tomboys or ancient evil monsters become mothers it's fun because superficially you assume their personalities would make them not very good at it, and yet they are. What other personalities are attractive in momsters
>Cold, collected, and dignified
>Former delinquent with a firey temper that's calmed down since becoming a mother
>Ditzy but kindhearted

>>33174127
https://imgbox.com/MLG9wfwQ
https://imgbox.com/OBjCBhWo
should've just gone to the galleries in the first place instead of messing with a booru, I guess

>>33174210
If you search for "mgq request button ririmu" you should be able to find it elsewhere.
https://hotntubes.com/to/2935855-the_request_button__ririmu_mgq_ng.html

>>33174205
Reminder that small penis humiliation is one of the worst fetishes ever

How ancient is too ancient for a wight?
Surely you might hit a language barrier at some point

>>33174247
>>33174210
Exactly how I imagine Lilims, Wights and other high class girls in MGE. Power bottoms that use the words, temptations and leg locking to milk a guy rather than brute force.

With spring coming up, have you been wanting to try your hand at starting a garden? Consider Greenworms! Greenworms are experts when it comes to fruits/vegetables, and can always tell when your crops are at their peak ripeness and are ready for harvest! Their desire to eat the fruits (and vegetables) of your labor will also help you to stay on track, as they will remind you to do your daily garden maintenance. They also have quite the green thumb (nub?) too! Don't you want to see your Greenworm with a sunhat and a watering pail helping you tend to your garden?

>>33171525
>>33171567
Thank you again, was a pleasure to read. Nice to see a mention of a Dhampir

>wurms aren't stupid, they just don't think like normal people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYNyQcblzgI

She's about to eat that guy isn't she

>>33174580
In a way, yes.

>>33174580
palpable disappointment at the lack of spats

>>33174477
Red wurms dig faster
They also make their nests in ruby rich tunnels

>>33174477
What would be the equivalent of that three wheeled car be for a wurm?

>>33174342
I do! But what do I do when I want to make a garden for vanity reasons, rather than feeding her? Will she eat my tulips!?!?

>>33174330
>power bottom
Low class, if they're actually high class they're proper subs in bed.

>>33174702
Greenworms are very understanding, if you set boundaries they're sure to help without eating your garden. You may have to supervise your little cuddlebug at first, but they take lots of pride in helping you out. Plus, after the season is over, they can help you take care of any spare tulip bulbs you have and they love pickled blossoms of many flowers.

>>33174322
I'm sure she can help you learn ancient Sumerian.

>>33174772
>Ancient Assyrian undead god queen
Would absolutely ravage your cock

>>33174580
I still don't see how Spider anon can be terrified of this but not terrified of that devil bird.

>>33174831
>"Hiya anon! Want some brownies before I tear your pants off?"

>>33172694
Would this make a banshee finally smile?

>>33174818
>Ancient Assyrian undead god queen
Her palace walls would be decorated with scenes of monsters raping men.

>>33174871
Banshees are always smiling. It's just that their smiles are upside down

>>33174871
Hope not, they should be a sniveling and hiccuping mess when you finally cum inside them.

>>33174210
I remember this. It was a very hot scene. Especially when he felt so good he tried his hardest to make her cum too, and she used that to milk him and still despite all that she never bullied him or did anything mean, she was gentle, comforting and lovely all the way.
It contrasted well with general "ufufufufufu, you came again, how pathetic" bullying that was a standard in MMQ. Whole scene is 10/10

>>33174477
>Mrs. Bean wonders why it’s was such a big deal that her husband got caught touching himself in a porn theater

>>33174916
A year after anon opened her coffin there's a going to be a massive centerpiece mural of her raping him above her throne

>>33174916
Need ancient undead mommy

>>33174964
That was Peewee Herman. I don't blame you because I get them mixed up sometimes too

>>33170783
.gg/G9tDBzsxby

>>33172875
What would your waifus hot pants say?

>>33174977
Ancient Assyrian queen could be a pharoah, wight, or vampire. So flexible

>>33174977
How ancient are we talking? Like Mesopotamia ancient? Or she was a cavewoman frozen in ice from the Paleolithic era ancient?

>>33175106
Ancient enough to be a royal in society. Although an older, tribal wight is appealing...

>>33171567
Hugging hour, kissing hour, I wonder if there are enough themes for a whole 24 hours?

Is the "disgracing" herself thing that the song maiden keeps worrying about have to do with her trying to not lose control over her anthropomorphosis transformation?

>>33173652
>Anon gets sent out for another delivery
>Looks at the receipt
>ANOTHER meat lovers
>There's no way every single mamono in the city thinks this shit is funny

>>33175225
I do wonder if it looks a little freaky when they're trying not to polymorph back.

>>33175225
It's amazing how much a profile species can improve simply by using an alternative style with updated art

>Getting more distant from my wife for the last few months
Not sure if this is depression or just a natural thing that happens to some waifufags, but it sucks all the same.

>>33175291
It tends to wane a bit over time, a bit like a honeymoon. How long you had her?

best monster rape faces

>>33175274
>Breathing heavily and with hearts in eyes, the merrow trembles and squeezes her eyes shut as her feet and legs seem to shimmer and distort. It's all she can do to not fall over.

>>33175310
Three years or so? I heard KDFwent through a similar phase once though, so maybe this is a temporary thing.

>>33175314
Sheer ecstatic joy is great, although smug satisfaction may match it.

>>33175385
This is the best one and I doubt there will ever be a better one.

>>33175384
It is, but not entirely. It'll dull a little bit, but just think about it and don't feel too bad if you're not as for it as you believe.

>>33175403
I'm more of a pharaoh guy but I will admit that apophis is lucky to have so much high quality fanart

>>33175484
It makes me wonder how the MGE world would actually function. Monsters become obsessive over their husbands, but for us the flame dies down eventually. Maybe not entirely, but it will die down.
If you think about it, that's depressing and unfair on the girls.

Real alpha males are willing to accept monsters with massive power gaps over them.

>>33175536
It helps when they're real.
And when you eventually get further... distractions.

>>33175536
That's the nice thing though, incubi are the same as monster girls in that their love/passion never diminishes.

>>33175536
>but for us the flame dies down eventually
No

>>33175536
>Anon's monster girl wife isn't real, and yet he's loved her hotly for three years
>feels bad because he's feeling it less after THREE YEARS
as >>33175570 and >>33175572 have pointed out, it's significantly different if they're real. And besides, in actual marriage, this is a normal and welcome phase. Can't be tearing each other's clothes off all the time- perhaps just take her to a romantic opera this full moon?

>I was pretty excited when I passed the tryouts for the basketball club, despite being a human amongst mamono
>I was significantly less excited when I learned that I wasn't going to be getting playing time, but pretty understandable when playing with literal monsters
>I was the opposite of excited when I learned my position on the team is "designated sweaty underwear provider"
>I was just outright embarrassed when I had to watch my teammates take turns huffing my sweaty underwear, looking at me with heart pupils pre-game after warm-ups

>>33175615
Should have joined track, you could have been their pace bunny.

>"... so anyways that brings me back to my original point, it is only thanks to my superior strength and dragon-ness that I was able to stop them! They could do nothing but beg for forgiveness from someone as powerful as me! Naturally, I..."
Oh dear, your older sister is rambling again! What do you do?

>>33175615
I'd be the equivalent of a gatorade jug on the sidelines.

>>33175615
They could have just asked for a cheerleader.

>>33175615
I would do that with pride

>>33175733
Sis they were literally the pizza rolls i made, and you put them on the plate that they "invaded". It doesn't count as begging for forgiveness when you're the one saying it as you ate them.

>>33175736
>Spending the entire game jacking off into flavored edible condoms and handing them to the girls as they head to the bench
>"Hey anon, you got any of the blue flavor condoms? I'm not too big a fan of the red fruit punch ones"

>>33175733
remind her that all the times we wrestled, I came out on top

>>33175816
All 0 times?

>>33175816
>came out on top
>was technically on top of her while she had his head in a leglock

>>33175820
jabbers don't care if they win or lose as long as they get laid. It's still not something to brag about when they throw the match though.

>>33175848
I touched dragon oneechan's special place, she fell over and had a weird face everytime

>Anon creates a mamonotube channel
>Just a quiet and wholesome channel mostly concerned with cooking
>half the subscribers are single MGs who treat it like an asmr channel and furiously masturbate while imagining Anon as their househusband
>every once in a while a flame war erupts between amazons, dark elves, hellhounds and other dominant MGs

>>33175964
I've been imagining myself as a streamer in their world a fair bit recently
Partially because even my boring unlikable ass would get a following when there's single MGs around
And partially because I'd be able to make a living off playing retro shooters and old RPGs I enjoy.

>>33175964
Some rata uses her exceptional skills to track anon's address and marries him for herself

>>33174257
Also feel the same way. But something inside me thinks that being teased by a small kusogaki is erotic in its way

>>33174205
>"I want a Baphomet to laugh at my tiny penis!"

>>33175964
Now I have the mental imagine of me doing some cooking and saying "and now to add the secret ingredient: love" and some amazon having a mini orgasm when hearing that.

>>33175964
>"What's up MamonoTube, this is AnonAtHome, and today I'm going to do some laundry and fold some linens"
>"I've seen your comments recently, and some of you mentioned that you wanted to see me iron some girl's clothes. I haven't seen any since living with my mom, so I picked some up from the store. Now when it comes to washing girls clothes, I like to...."
>"And the comment of the day comes from 'SassySucc66', who says 'Hey anon, I actually fall asleep to your videos at night, could you please say something like 'Have a good night sweetie' or 'Good job today, I'm proud of you'..."
>"And that's all for today folks, make sure to watch the next video, where I finish our delicious pie recipe and show you on the mannequin head how to gently brush a loved one's hair after a tough day. Thanks for watching!"

>>33176127
>"Set up a Patreon already!"

>>33176127
That sounds too damn wholesome.

>>33176127
Such wondrous torture for his pining fans.

>>33176184
>Anon is happy his wholesome content is so well received, glad people want to know more about cooking and housework
>meanwhile there's a whole army of succs at their computer moaning to themselves "GOD I WISH THAT MANNIQUIN WAS ME~" while he gently brushes it's hair and gives example compliments

Haughty monsters should spend some time as a small greenskin that exists to get bent over things.

>>33176100
>>33176171
>>33176184
>>33176259
His fanbase is so devoted that he has his own containment board on 4Monster

>>33176282
No, they should spend some time getting bent over things just as themselves.

Do Mamono like Dragon Quest or do they find the depiction of monsters as violent to be offensive?

>>33176362
I'd imagine it varies, especially considering some monsters encourage the perception of monsters as violent and murderous.

>>33176416
>Manticore getting increasingly nervous as it dawns on her that the monsters aren't just fucking around with the guy

You get a harem, but it's a single species harem. Luckily, you get to choose which species they are.

So what's is gonna be, anon? Which species will your harem be?

>>33176516
>Lich
We doing some experimenting now boys.

>>33176516
>You get a harem
But I'm not a degenerate haremfag

>>33176516
fuck it, shirohebi, what's the worst that could happen

>>33176516
Ew, harems.

>>33176547
That's a good choice

>>33176516
Dragon, let the neverending game of "capture the husband" BEGIN

>>33176362
I wonder if they'd like Dragon Quest 5 in particular

Legit spoilers ahead
The main character in that game watches his father get killed by monsters and then spends some years of his life as slave. Sometime after breaking out he gets married but then the wife gets kidnapped. His successful rescue attempt is cut short as he and his wife are turned into stone statues that are then auctioned off. Years pass and the main character is eventually rescued by his son and daughter.
Also you can have monsters as party members.

>>33176545
>>33176516
I too am a monogamyfag so I pick shoggoth. Shoggy is a one woman harem.

>>33176516
I have a favorite species, but I'm also a monogamyfag. I doubt I could handle more than one.

what would 4monster be like, would a human woman would be sent seething, and would a man would hop on a thread get told cock pics or GTFO

>>33176516
>but it's a single species harem.
You say that like it's a bad thing. I'd go with kunoichi.

>>33176581
Based and BEEGpilled

>>33176516
ushi-oni
I wasn't using my pelvis anyway

>>33176362
Aren't there always a lot of random nice monsters too? Or is that mostly Dragon Quest 11?

I'm definitely a fan of demon bunny girls after Dragon Quest 11.

>>33176613
Molest thos paw pads

>>33176624
Yeah there's plenty of nice monsters throughout the series and even a town or two full of them.

>>33176516
spiders i guess, crabs are fine too, as are sharks, hard to make a good choice here

>>33176516
cheeky memey kitties with plump bodies

>hey there stranger. Can you please help a woman who's having a hard time getting of the water and sand some help please?

Sometimes do you wonder if monstergirls even try at all?

>>33175964
>A different Anon starts a similar innocuous channel
>just him doing some simple hobbies like woodworking, origami, cooking, and other such things
>channel experiences rapid growth
>happy that so many people like his content
>suddenly, incoming subscribers drop sharply
>then entirely
>actually starts to lose subscribers, fewer and fewer views on every video and stream
>still streams, though a little heartbroken
>eventually there are only a few subs left
>at least his faithful mod and rock enthusiast whitesnakeandanon is still there every for every stream

>>33176705
I'd probably get baited in if I actually knew what the fuck she wanted

>>33176705
I'd just get her life alert

>>33176772
>meanwhile, a shirohebi continues to ban anyone who dares sully her beloved's chat
>shadowbans all his streams so that only she can see them
>Anon decides to get away from the computer for a bit
>she panics, thinks he may quit forever
>he posts a video of him walking through a park near his house
>she has his location deduced from the plant species, location of the sun, and surrounding signs in a matter of minutes
>Anon tries to stream the next day
>not even his loyal mod is there anymore
>hairs on the back of his neck raise a second before someone starts pounding on his front door

>>33176516
Jinkos
The bodytype variety would be enough
Or cheshires

>>33176516
I'll go with Nureonago

>>33176516
Fox or Kiki coinflip
I like 'Lims too but ONE of them is already overwhelming enough

>>33176516
Beelzebub. I like oral obsessed girls and the flat loli body of the profile They are also more monstrous and interesting looking than the Ghoul or Akaname.

>>33176892
>Your 6 maids trying to out-maid each other to be the one chosen by master as head maid and be the one to carry his firstborn

>>33176916
>The shy, outcast kiki that always gets bullied by the other kikis ends up being the one to bear master's first child

>>33176857
If you had multiple cheshires do you think that they would prank each other or would they gang up on you and life unbearably aggravating?

>>33177010
They'd prank each other and me.
Most pranks would be lewd in nature and that shortstack one is in for a hell of a time

>>33177010

Like I said I'm not all that good at cooking, but here you go. Well? What do you think?

Would your wife make you go down on her?

>>33177010
I can already very clearly see a shot in the second episode of this anime. An anon is sitting at a kitchen table drinking orange juice calmly, living room spread out behind him. Through a mixture of off-screen sound effects, screen-shakes and cheshires in various states of disarray popping on screen for a second to yell at the others, you get a sense for how chaotic the house is.

>>33174342
Growing a bunch of different varieties of tomatoes with my cute and earnest Greenworm roommate to see which ones we like the best!

Buy Goblins in bulk

>>33177044
>Anon rolls over in bed, sees cheshire ass
>Anon quickly rolls back over, only to be greeted by another cheshire ass
>Anon then looks up and sees the shortstack one getting prepared to buttdrop on his face

>>33177171
Bottom right is cutest

>>33177189
>she lets go of gravity to come down towards Anons face
>gets caught by the muscled one that pops up and just holds her in the air while she basically flops on Anon
>basically gets held like a teddy bear as Anon is stuck beneath a muscled meme cat

>>33177171
every dozen should come with a free hobgoblin

>>33177171
Watch out for bottom right
That's a fatty in the making

>>33177171
nah, im going for a redcap

>>33177277
Perfect

>>33177171
Buy Corn

>>33177128
>offtopic image
But no, she wouldn't need to make me.

>>33176516
All Holstaurs.

>>33177171
>they don't even come with Goblin restraints
>not even leashes and collars
This salesman is a clear ripoff artist.

>>33177328

The proper way to answer to Cheshire making a Ligma joke is to start eating her out right there and then.

>>33177350
She doesn't need to force you, but she forces you anyways

>>33177355
He never said they were slaves

>>33176604
That has the potential for some hilarious shenanigans. Someone asks him how many kunoichi are in his harem, and he tells them he doesn't know. Only one or two of them show up at a time and they always have their faces covered. He estimates somewhere between 4 and 16.

>>33177400
It's weird when you offer to eat her out and she still feels compelled to force it.
>>33177420
So why is he selling them?

>>33177469
Maybe it's a matchmaking service.

Since I know you all never wanted this. Here you are. The Smell of Wonderland Girls' Breaths:
>Alice
Fresh minty breath from candies; a reflection of their perpetual "virginity"
>Cheshire Cat
Feline stink breath
>Dormouse
Cheese stink breath with a hint of molasses
>Humpty Egg
No breath
>Jabberwock
Strawberry or bubblegum scented breath; 10x potency when using Pink Breath attack
>Jubjub
Neutral breath smell
>Mad Hatter
Black tea scented breath with a hit of mushroom, abnormally hot and sticky
>March Hare
Earthy scented breath from being obsessed with ground veggies
>Trumpart
Varies wildly; typically neutral smell
>Wonderworm
Burnt tobacco and mushroom scented breath

Happy valentines day anons!
Remember to spend more quality time with your wife/wives.

>>33177624
>>Dormouse
>Cheese stink
That's an awful stereotype, mice don't really care about cheese. They love peanut butter.
>>Jubjub
>Neutral breath smell
They don't strike me as girls that care about dental hygiene to be honest.

>>33177692
Peanut butter stink breath then

>>33177624
I forgot to add
>>Humpty Egg
>No breath
Doesn't matter if she breathes or not, you'll still smell and taste raw eggs when you kiss her.

This is the woman who will eat you
Any questions?

Do trad clothed Mermaids even exist?

>>33177768
Can I swap for yuel?

>>33177645
Eros worshippers everywhere are kicking things into overdrive. Is it possible to overdose from too much love and affection in one day?

>>33177798
Just sea bishops, really.

>>33177692
>>33177624
Jubjub's obviously have semen breath

>>33177846
But they aren't!

>>33177863
I was coming from the perspective of unmarried girls. Once a mamono is married. They've all got cum breath.

>>33177798
Most MGE monsters wear clothes/ornaments that can be considered "traditional" for their race.

>>33177798
Clothes aren't really practical when you live underwater.

>>33177624
>Strawberry or bubblegum scented breath; 10x potency when using Pink Breath attack
That's how I've always imagined my wife's breath too. Good call.

>>33177920
The MGE settings repeatedly note that the scent of cum actually fades really quickly from monsters, presumably because they absorb it.

>>33177925
Explain Otohime then.

>>33177768
Can I have a dragon instead?

Oh, hey anon. You lost your keys and are locked out of your apartment? Well that's a shame. If you want, you can stay at my place tonight.

>>33178085
You stole my keys again, didn't you

>>33178112
You can reach up her spinneret and find out

>>33178085
Looks like it's another night in the rape cocoon.

>>33178171
I'm not falling for that trick again, I know she has it back at her home, located in a precarious position that would put me at risk of falling into her web should I try to reach it, and even if I do get it, it is rigged to trigger a web snare that would leave me tangled in the web anyways, completely at her mercy
But dammit, I need my keys back

>You... want my venom?
>You're a strange man.

>>33178062
Rich people aren’t style over practicality

>>33178062
Rich monsters are style over practicality

>>33178085
Oh? You're not just going to web the door shut again? And do you have REAL mattress this time? You're not going to tell me to lie down on a giant web while claiming that you totally sleep there every night? Last time I had to escape through the bathroom window while you made dinner. Which happened to be prisoner and couple's fruit blended together with aphrodisiacs that you claimed was a "homemade relish" for hotdogs you boiled.

To get to the Lich you have to first get past her Death knight Dullahan friend(virgin).

>>33178381
But what if I'm there for the Dullahan?

>>33178370
You wouldn't have to deal with all this underhandedness if you would just man up and let her rape you silly for one night.

>>33178370
>she throws anon his keys and sulks back to her apartment
>buries her face on the giant web
>"I can't believe he made fun of my web bed"

>>33178394
I don't want to be webbed, I want romance! Or she can just go ushi mode on me. Either one works.

If the DOTR happened, how would fashion for both men and monster girls change accordingly?
What would be considered slutty for a man to wear?

>>33178234
you'll learn to like it eventually probably after the first clutch

>>33178393
You have to first get past her spilt spaghetti

>>33178297
Is that the League of Legends snake girl?

how many drinks have you had tonight?

>>33178477
none

>>33178440
>DOTR
wuzzat? newfren here pls no bully

>>33178487
Day of The Rape

>>33178477
If she finishes that shot I'm pretty sure she's dead.

>>33178477
finishing a pot of black tea

>>33178477
Man, I want to ask a hakutaku if there's any stock to communal sadness. Felt rough tonight before I even knew it was valentines.

>>33178411
All those hours she spent painstakingly weaving that Limkia web she bought in accordance to the massive instruction manual, wasted! She even knitted him a little pillow that says Anon on it. If he won't come to the bed... she'll take the bed to HIM

>>33178467
Perhapsssssssssssss

>>33178535
>Anon comes home to his apartment to see the door is broken into and poorly resealed with webs
>Walks in, expecting to see his neighbor having filled the place with webs
>She's just in his bedroom with a 500+ page instruction manual trying to weave a bed
>"Oh hey anon, gimme a few hours and come back, I'm not ready to surprise you yet"

>>33178556
I want her tongue down my throat.

>>33176516
Lilims

>>33176516
Chimaera
Yeah my life will be hell but fuck it, it sounds fun

>>33176516
imp or barometz

>>33178556
It's staggering just how much better she looks without that stupid hat

>>33178585
>spider decides she's had enough
>webs up Anon as he's walking home
>bursts through the door, ready to ravage him
>tosses him onto the web
>she didn't affix one of the strands properly
>web snaps as Anon flies through it
>he's out cold with a concussion
Damn northern realm lilims and their weird furniture!

>>33178462
that's a lot of daughters

>>33178487
/monster/ term, don't worry about it

>>33178487
Dragon of the Rolls, referring to jabberwocks
it refers to both pizza rolls and fat rolls

>>33178970
I wonder how mamono would react just seeing a guy wrapped up in a spider web on her back with the jorou-gumo happily humming back to her house.
>Mamono police apprehend her
>"Ma'am you got a kidnapping permit"
>Shows her a little certificate that reads 'This mamono is herein allowed 1 (ONE) kidnapping of Anon due to his failure to properly respond to her advances'
>"Oh I see, OK then have a good time I suppose"

>>33176804
Very cute. The shirohebi just want anon's attention.

>>33178792
The cum won't even have a chance to even be produced by your body

>>33178487
Day of the Rape, the idea that succubi and other monstergirls are going to portal into our world, solve all our problems, and live happily ever after. A nice fantasy, but it comes off as every religious end of the world shlock.

>>33179110
Cor, you cheeky wanka'! Ah you mahd? You got a bloo'y loicence fer tha' there 'uman youz totin'?

>>33177128
>mgs will me will be real
https://youtu.be/VKl_Vbg7Z_M

>>33177466
You'd assume anon calls the kunoichis by their names. Even as secret assassins, I'm sure they want anon to call them cute petnames

>>33179159
That's the plan

I'm a sub that wants a dominant girlfriend/wife and I accept that, and yet I'm bothered that I find it hard to imagine that a girl would have any respect for me.

>>33179179
>tfw didn't get your kidnapping permit
>wasn't about to be stuck in line for the 10+ hour wait at the Mamono Kidnapping Agency office
>fucking succs trying to convince the MKA that touching hands when he gave them their change at the coffee shop was grounds for a kidnapping permit
>hoped I wouldn't run into the police
>why are they all randomly British
>now I'm stuck in jail for the whole weekend
>anon didn't even visit me
>he probably got kidnapped by some other bimbo
Never EVER try to avoid the long arm of the law

>>33176581
I too doubt I could handle more than 1

>can I bite you?

>>33179301
I love bats, but the ones that eat fruit or insects. I'll be wary of Werebats that speak Spanish to me.

>>33179159
Even if I drink humpty slimes?

>>33179299
Do I, uh, have a choice?

>>33179233
Why wouldn't she respect you?

>>33179370
You usually don't when it comes to monster girls.

>>33179261
Nothing gets past constable Cheshire!

>>33179301
Not only do you have permission, but you are highly encouraged to.

>>33179370
you can man-up, pin her down and dom her

>>33179347
What's wrong with soanish bats huh

>>33179301
Do you just ask everyone you meet at the gas station if you can bite them? At least take me on a date or something first geez

>>33178436
Ushis are also romantic though. They'd even try learn cooking to make you happy!

>>33179416
Vampire bats live only in South America. Now that you mention it, I should learn to tell European Spanish accent apart from SA accent.

>>33179301
>MAY I bite you?

>>33178487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rayRKcErb2A

>>33179301

>>33179378
Power dynamic. Even if she doesn't see me as just a living dildo and likes me enough to actually want to protect me, the power difference itself would make me look like a pathetic weakling undeserving of independence in her eyes, and stupid loser in other aspects.

>>33178521
>valentines
you guys doing anything special

>>33179814
No, a Ice Queen is pissed off here in north Texas so we're looking at a winter storm and 11 degree weather.

>>33179814
Valentines is just another work day for me.

>>33179878
im glad working from home.

>>33179814
Making a weird story mix between lobotomy corp and mge

>>33179907
>lobotomy corp and mge
wat

>>33179814
Writefagging and coming up with something random to say once a day about how Greenworms solve all your problems, so no not really

>>33179820
Would fuck

>>33179913
I'm one of those dudes afflicted with fearboners.
>>33179922
I really enjoy seeing those.

>>33179814
Posting more writing

>>33179902
I'll have to miss work next week since it's going to be like this until next Friday. My paycheck is going to hurt.

>>33179813
That's not how it works anon. Take the Amazoness species, for example. Even if they're significantly stronger than you, they'd still waterfall at their humble husbane with good domestic skills. Respect isn't all determined by physical strength

>>33179983
just get a whitehorn that'd help you go to work lol

>>33179922
Those are pretty cute.

>>33179922
Can greenworms climb to the top of a tree canopy if you lost your way when camping in the woods?

>>33180017
>Take the Amazoness species, for example.
They don't come off as very respectful to men.
>Respect isn't all determined by physical strength
Indeed, and physical strength isn't the only thing I was thinking of.

>>33180150
Yes she can.
Greenworks are steady, if not quick, climbers.

>>33180269
Different Anon, but what if my greenworm accidently eats some poisonous plant?

>>33180334
Bedrest and some antidotes

>>33180334
It’ll stop harpies from picking on her

>>33180150
>>33180269
Yes but you have to know your Greenworm's limits. While every Greenworm is very willing to show off and be relied upon, they can sometimes overdo it and cause themselves harm. If you think the tree is too tall, it might not be a good idea to ask her to take it upon herself to climb the whole way up, especially if you've been lost for a while haven't had the chance to eat anything recently. I would say anything over a 150ft (~45m) is probably too much, and I would recommend trying to find another solution. Make sure when you're done to give her lots of praise! Greenworms are a species that typically end up relying on others to do many things for them, so being able to help out is a big deal for them! I recommend headpats and encouragement but there are many ways you can show gratitude, don't be scared to be creative!

>>33179814
Not really I just get into bed and start daydreaming like I do every night.

>>33180334
>>33180387
Bedrest is very important, and synthetic antidotes can be readily available depending on your location. Greenworms are in this weird gray area where some Sabbath members are willing to help with common problems they experience, so there are some common antidotes available at Sabbath Drug Stores (although dealing with the weird Sabbath members is definitely tough). In the end, just know that your Greenworm knows her body the best, and generally has a pretty good idea of what the problem is. There are plenty of natural medicinal plants that help deal with poisoning, so if she has an idea of what you might need to get, don't hesitate to bring her some. Top Greenworm researchers have actually studied them in the wild and found that very few actually die from poisoning because of this phenomenon!

Demons truly are devious

>>33180834
Such a wicked creature!

>>33180834
>always marry demons
>don't worry about reading the contract, just sign it
>even if you think she's going to put in a clause that says you also have to marry her devil sister and satisfy their perverse fetishes any time they want
>that's a feature, not a bug

>>33180600
>>33180811
Greenworm facts

>>33180937
Ok but I can't get over the whole contract reviewing thing. I'm on page 13 of 25 and I'm stuck, it wants me to choose between white or black pantyhose for OL play, and it specifically says DON'T SAY BOTH. What do I pick?

>>33181047
>getting filtered at page 13
>he hasn't even made it to the true hell of the page 20s
it's phrased to make you aware that the given choices are thinking inside the box, and then test if you have the guts to step out with your own answer. Sure, that sort of independence is futile resistance, but that's what they like.
brown

>>33181047
white on blue looks nicer

Demons...

>>33171252
It will just look like trash bag with a slime girl's head on top of it.

>>33181510

What monster would say things like "I love raping my husband!" and gloat with her close friends about sexual assaulting him?

>>33181819
That’s something a single monster would say to try and hide her loneliness

Hmm. Wonderworms are supposed to be greenworms that had their appetites reduced, hence why they don't metamorphosize.

So what would happen if you fed one appetite stimulants and a regular greenworm diet? World she eventually become a Wonderland-style papillion?

>>33181840
MGs cannot lie about having a husband.

>Summon demon for reasons of power, influence, wealth, etc.
>She presents the contract and coyly allows me to read the contract in full whilst she sharpens her glove claws
>Already know what she’ll want in return
>My soul
>Don’t bother reading past the preamble and just pull out my sacrificial dagger and cut my wrist like some edgy teen
>Allow blood to fall on the bottom of the page to signify the pact is bound in blood
>Demon notices what I’ve done and quickly summons a roll of gauze and anti alcohol swabs
>Calls me and idiot for cutting myself and why I would ever do that while she cleans and dresses my cut
>Tell her thats how I thought you’re supposed to sign a demon’s contract by blood, plus I don’t actually know how to properly sign my name
>Demon softly chuckles and finishes dressing my wound and offers to teach me how to sign
>We take a seat together and she gives me a fountain pen and we begin on page 1 right next to the blood stain
>Hours of grueling signatures and initials I’ve finished her mountain of paperwork and with expertise only that can be taught by a demon I write my name on the last page without her interrupting or correcting me at all
>She gleefully hugs me from the side and when I turn to meet her she suddenly deeply kisses me only breaking away to call me hubby
>She then asks me if I want to consummate our marriage her or in the bedroom
>Ask her what she means and she pulls out page 56, section 4, subsection 2, paragraph 3 stating that upon marriage contract completion the husband is allowed to choose where to consummate said marriage as long as said place can be reached in 24 hours with veto rights belonging to the demon
>Choose my bed because we’ll get to cuddle more comfortably afterwards