/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Close race but this one is first. I guess though what ever on more people go to will be chosen.

Verily this thread came first

Happy Chink New Year’s day everyone!
Your wife/harem member for today is either a Minotaur to celebrate the year of the Ox, or the monster equivalent to your birth zodiac.

Does she count as monster

>>33154683
The weak should fear the strong

TWO monster girl threads?!?

>>33154729
Everything checks out.

>>33154729
Why would she not? Most league monstergirls do.

What a majestic tour guide!

>>33154683
>Tiger
Jinko Jackpot baby

>>33154765
>>33154773
Very nice

>>33154683
>Rabbit
>Cancer
This sucks

>>33154683
>Pisces
>Rooster
Meep-meep

>>33154683
I don't even know my zodiac.

>>33154861
No problem anon. Real question is does lamb count as a monstergirl. Most people seem to agree she has a human face with ghost white skin.

>>33154683
I for one welcome our new mooooo overlords.

Do you keep your promises with your monster mama?

>>33154818
Where's she gonna guide me to?

>>33154639
>YUBI YUBI!
Stop trying to force this on kobolds you cunt

>>33155083
To her bedroom.

>>33154683
>pisces
Oh boy, I get TWO mersharks

>>33155096

>>33154729
yeah, lesbians are freaks

>>33155120
lesbians dont real

>>33155109
What a pettable doggo.

>>33154589
So a stern and serious Dark Elf may get possessed by a lewd Cursed Sword and have to fight her influence?

Sounds fun.

>>33154683
>Rat
>Virgo

Interesting turn of events

>>33155102
What are the top sightseeing locations over there?

>>33155149
Yeah, that's right, pet that dog...

>>33155134
just haven't dicked

>>33155186
Can kobolds defy their masters and breed forcefully?

>>33155186

>>33155111

>>33155153
Yeah and you could get split personalties going. Maybe going so far as to alter her appearance based on if she is in charge or the sword.

>>33155204
TSST

Make love to trolls

>>33155257
Last time I did that, she made me drink a whole bowl of pussy juice soup

>>33155257
Considering it’s canon that trolls smell, I really really REALLY REALLY REALLY want to smell ones feet for hours on end

This will desmug any monster.

>>33155285
it's her pussy and butthole you want to smell too.
Her breasts are probably musky too. Imagine impregnating her, she lactates, and bathes her breasts with her breast milk so that it adds to the smell of her sex-inducing lady musk

>>33154818
Can I ride her?

>>33155285
They usually wear mamono realm flowers to mask their troll smell. Now imagine that in the winter, she can't really pick those flowers since they can't grow outside. Three full months of basking her erotic, troll smell. Paradise

>>33155324
That's what I've been saying!

>>33155271
>>33155285
>>33155327
Posters like these are why trolls are one of the worst species in MGE

>>33155216
>>33155111
Realistically, I bet foxes would be disgusted by mofu lovers.

Why is the Single Corn so damn perfect bros?

>>33155379
Oof.

>>33155363
Trolls don't smell bad. It's just their erotic smell makes your wee-wee go boing-boing! And next thing you know, you're attempting to suffocate yourself in her massive mammaries and ramming your dick into her cervix

>>33155379
Good thing the mofu is just icing on the cake

What would be the proper way to touch mofu so it doesn't freak her out too much?

>>33155379
Not all mofu lovers. Just you.

>This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it.

>>33155257
Ignore and don't feed trolls

>Hakutaku has eyes on her favourite student
>he's a tall, well built, sporty guy, who's also top of his class
>surprisingly he's super shy and bad with girls
>much due to the fact sensei takes her time to carefully scare every interested mamono off him
>one day he leaves after class to help her clean up the classroom
>"Sensei this is really embarrassing, but I could always count on you. Could You help me be better with girls?"
>jackpot
>"ufufufuufu of course dear, anything for You"
>over few next weeks she gives him private after classes lessons on women
>she illustrates and lewdly demonstrates how to flirt and pleasure women"
>"every girl likes when You take her from behind like an animal ufufufufu, especially if You grab her special parts ufufufu"
>"Like ears?"
>"ufufufu, yes, but I meant horns..."
>she leaves the sex to later, she enjoys teasing and seducing her student
>his blush and heavy breathing when she tells her about passion and sex
>finally the day comes
>"Ufufu, You're ready boy..."
>"I am?"
>"Yes my dear boy..."
>she turns around
>"I won't fail You sensei!"
>She undoes her robe, and naked walks to her desk
>"Come loverboy, show me what..."
>she turns around
>he's gone
>surprised she grabs her robe and sees her pupil running across the football field
>he runs towards Gyaru Hellhound
>same Hellhound that disrupts her every lesson
>same Hellhound that calls her "moms"
>the one with worst grades in class
>the one that dyed her hair in pink stripes
>he runs to her and they talk for 20 seconds
>she pulls him into a sloppy kiss and proceeds to pound him into ground
>he can't even make use of any of her lessons

>>33155536
Misread as breed the trolls. Now have a daughteru on the way. Oops

>>33155550
>same Hellhound that calls her "moms"
>Gyaru accidentally calling teacher mom
Embarrassing

>>33155550
>didn't even do any clothed foreplay
fucking amateur, deserved to lose her boy to the gyaru

>>33155649
What if she jumps in and begs for a three-way?

>>33155649
What if she jumps in between while you're doing it and begs for a three-way?

Devilishly smug monsters are scary

>>33155767
So she's saying I should ram my dick into her cleavage for a top-down paizuri?

>>33155767
You got that right

>>33155393
Because having a loving, loyal, sweet-tempered wife with two wombs is a recipe for a happy marriage

>>33155484
Yeah, that sounds about right to me.

>>33155767
I hate the content. See that boot?

If I just started beating off with mofu how disgusted would she be? Is my life in danger?

>>33155483
Get to know her first

>>33155858
depends on the monster. some fox? you might die
hellhound? you're gonna die but for different reasons

>>33155858
>Is my life in danger?
Yes you should run away asap and into the waiting arms of a human girl who’ll keep those terrible mofu sluts away from you and make you forget about jerking off with mofu ever again

>I will look for you
>I will find you
>And I will hold your hand.

Would kinky Halutaku be turned on by the idea of them being mistaken as regular Holstaurs by some rugged country dairy farmer and forced to live as reglar dairy cows/breeding stock. Would they clench their thighs together at the thought of all their wisdom going to waste while some dumb human bullied them for not producing as much milk as the other girls, and giving them medicine to make them horny and stupid so they won't talk back when he takes them roughly from behind?

>>33155905
I don't trust human women. I will only trust a human woman that is actually a dark mage/about to turn into a dark mage.

>>33155947
The farmer must have something wrong with his eyes. At least a Minotaur could be understandably mistaken for a large brown Holst.

>>33154683
>Rabbit
Always liked buns. Shame that actual rabbit girls have always been overshadowed by foxes, cats, and those playbunny costumes. At least they're getting some love now with FF and that MHA character

>>33155921
>Anon desperately runs through the woods
>He's been on the run for the past couple days straight
>He can hear the laughter
>He can see the glowing eyes between the dark trees
>He can hear the sound of footprints in the snowfall
>And occasionally, he hears her voice
>"Annnnnnon~ where are you? Oh come on my silly little anon, I just want to hold hands!"
>It's been a few hours since he's heard anything
>Sweet freedom
>Goes to a river, washes his face and takes a drink
>The water is cold but refreshing after the stress
>Opens his eyes and sees a devilish reflection standing over him
>She leans and whispers in his year
>"Gotcha~"

>>33156000
Forgot about the Greek zodiac
>Rabbit and Centaur
If they're both knights I would have them pregnant before the year is out

>>33156000
Touch the bun. Do it now. She'll do it for you.

>>33154683
My birthday is weird. Some people say I’m Sagittarius, others say I’m a Capricorn.
So what do I win?

>>33155348
Only if you rub her wings down and wash her scales after. She hasn't flown in a while so it tires her out

>>33156000
Would be nice to see more bunnygirl stuff especially with the MGE version since she's a cutie and those fluffy legs look so damn nice to touch

>>33155225
>Fortune favours the lewd!
The original text was something else but I lost it

>>33155947
The Halutaku fantasy could go one of several ways

>He's from Westlund and never heard of a Hakutaku before, and decides she's just an uppity foreign breed of Mino
>He's a cruel master and enjoys turning a high-and-mighty Hakutaku into nothing more than a dumb horny moo-cow
>He's a perverted scientist testing his new MEGA MILK serum to see how effective it is, and he's trying it on a Haku to see if it can turn her into a milk truck like the rest of his stable of horny cowgirls

>>33155363
I actually like trolls for their down to earth nature and motherly as in 'mother to my children' not 'my mother' demeanour. Mythical trolls are also one of my favourites so that helps. The smell doesn't matter as there are other monsters like high orcs with similar traits and is just shiposters baiting as evidenced by the footfaggotry

>>33155970
>>33155947
Dat dere must be one of dem exotic breeds of Cattle girl

>>33155483
>Vtuber shit

>>33156078
Nice. I was hope someone would have done art of this. Curious what the original text was though.

>>33155947
>Getting MEREed into livestock

>>33156120
Yup. I bet someone as knowledgeable as a Haku can develope a pretty severe demotion fantasy, perhaps staring a handsome and rebellious student exacting his revenge for a bad grade?

CLANG

>>33155947
I could see her blushing and then, with the precision of a vocalist giving a reference tone, plainly stating “moo”. She then giggles and covers her face before regaining her composure and saying “moo” again.

>>33156134
I think it was
>With lewdness, all things are possible!!!
Can't find it through image search and there isn't an artist signature. Although I'm sure I've seen this artist before but can't place them so I'll snap up the original if I find it

>>33153080
>What kind of new kingdoms/regions do you hope get introduced in MGE Vol. 3?

A vast and well known formidable Empire arrives at the mainland that the events of MGE takes place in to conquer and colonize. And to be a "new challenger appears" to the Order and Monstergirl States.

>>33156041
A seahorse

>>33156204
You spam this every thread. Fuck off retard

>>33156204
Muhempirefaggotry is the most normie armchair historian pleb shit that is humanly possible.

Marry horse.

>>33156148
Anon please
That sounds way too hot.

>>33156224
>No snek to worship
It hurts

>>33155799
I wanna huff that gazer's hot breath

>>33156204
Why do You post it every thread tho?

>>33154683
>Born year of the goat
Baphomet, which I love.
>Libra by western zodiac
Horse or Centaur, which I don't care for.

Going to have to side with China on this one.

>>33156333
Needs bigger breasts for me to consider it

>>33156382
i want a bapho who treats me and my hellhound wife like parents

>>33155462
She looks so cute, i'd love to creampie her!

>>33156392
H O R S E M I L K

>>33154683
>Taurus
>Pig
Shit. I'm gonna get dragged into a cave and tag teamed by a mino and p'orc, aren't I?

>Hora, hora~

>>33156523
Kumis!

>>33154683
>year of the dragon
Uh oh

>>33156523

>>33154683
>Ox
I was destined to touch the cow. I'll do it now.

>Yuki-onna traps a man in a blizzard
>Unluckily it's a man raised by yetis
>Appears before him asking if he requires shelter
>Only for the man to interrupt her asking if she's okay and she must be freezing practically wearing nothing at all
>She tries to play it off that he must be much colder if he needs all that stuff to keep warm
>He isn't listening taking off his jacket and covering her with it and offering a pair of winter boots
>She tries to spin it in a way that she is cold and they should go to her house
>But the man knows this area well, it's his front yard after all, even if he can't see 4 feet in front of him
>Before she can magic up the blizzard so they appear in front of her house he princess carries her to his home
>Gets her comfy so fast her head is spinning
>In a fresh out of the dryer weresheep wool blanket, next to a warm fire, with a cup of hot coco and her favorite soap opera playing
>Wonders if this was his plan all along

Dragons? I don't like then. Conversations with them tend to drag on way too much

>>33156694
Boo, get better material

>>33156692
>her favorite soap opera
Hope she's not a General Holstpital fan, anon deserves an All My Maids kind of girl

>>33156734
>Cheshire furiously crosses out that joke off the list, angry that someone beat her to it

>>33154683
Guess its time to return to monki

>>33156747
So it seems.
So it seems.

>>33156734
No one likes to play online games with griffons, they are known griefers

>>33156392
>Not liking turbo wholesome

>>33156784
Can't I have both?

>>33156801
What part of "You wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a big tiddied girl your wife!"

>>33154683
>Tiger
only if it's a delicious brown and silver tiger

>>33156734
Late-night cheshire comedians.

>>33156737
>All My Maids
Please we all know the best soap opera is The Young and The Sabbath.

>>33154683
>Dragon
>Virgo
Neat

>>33156220
I’m 100% okay with this.
I’m still gonna make fun of her for having a fake ID that says she’s only 23 though.

>>33156546
Yes, we know you’re a whore. Now get back to work please.

>>33156825
Sorry that doesn't make any sense to me

>>33156825
But anon, big tits are life.

>>33156866
TYTS doesn't have the same level of drama that AMM has, come one anon. I was blown away when Kiki-san's confession to Master was interrupted when Kiki-chan, her mischievous little sister, jumped in and said she was Master's favorite maid. All the characters have such amazing depth, especially the Hellhound (my favorite character) who is trying her best to be a good maid despite who she is.

>>33156220
Otohimes need more love

>Henry Cavendish-tier shy turbo hiki minor Lescatian noble has inadvertently managed to avoid becoming a husbando despite living basically right in the middle of the city when it fell
>has been successfully managing to avoid seduction for weeks
>not out of zeal or resourcefulness, he is just literally so shy he would get a heart-attack if someone tried to approach and talk to him
>monsters are trying to figure out a way of seducing him that wouldn't traumatize him in the process

Who was in the wrong here?

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>>33156546
Yeah, that's right, you're going to watch me have sex with my wife wearing an extra strong condom while she's on the pill and there's nothing you can do about it.

Which monster girl would be a pro wrestler?

>>33157013
griffon, ogre, minotaur

>>33157013

>>33156987
that's a lot of baphomets

>>33157013
Hellhound maybe? Any of the stronk ones obviously.

>>33156973
Whats with these posts that put more effort into describing men (usually as stereotypes from animes for teenage girls) and just throw in something tangentially mge-related so they can say it's on-topic? I get setting up characters for a greentext but that doesn't seem to be whats happening here
>What if monster x or y tried to hit on the tall, handsome, athletic, cherubic, basketball captain, white haired, class president, hooligan, delinquent, apollo with a heart of gold?... in lescatie
What do you hope to achieve by doing this

>>33154683
>Year of the ox
Huh, so my choices are either cow or
>quick google search
cow.... I feel like this might be rigged

lines that pedo monster girls would use
>3 2 1, I declare cock war
> it is better to raise your husband than to find him

>>33156981
Gazer for existing. I hate Gazers and there is nothing the one-eyed freaks can do to change that. She can't hypnotize me because I have the iron will of an Order crusader, the Chief God will protect me from her tricks.

>>33156546
i'm no whora whora you jerk, i don't give myself to ANY succ just because they're a succ

>>33157080
>I want to love him for his WHOLE life

>>33156987
Grand. One of the yeti ones proves that normies are cancer but whatever

Gotta watch out for Sabbath Tech.

>>33157080
>but big sis, how do we do a peepee war if you don't have a one?

Anon, as your father, I forbid you to go to monster slumber parties, you know what they do to young men like you. I want you to remain pure for your future waifu when you're older.

>>33157120
no dad, I 'll do what I want.

>>33157120
Calm down, dad. I'm not getting invited anywhere and I'm never going to get married.

>>33157120
But daaaaaaaad, Bicorn and Black Harpy are my FRIENDS... they would never take advantage of me...

I'm scared that I may have genuinely made some Anons needy for GILF pussy last thread

>>33157165
>Anons

>>33157165
I was already fine with old monstergirls, I won't mind if that's gonna be more of a thing.

>>33157165
I think it was in fact, quite the opposite.

>>33157120
It's just Hatter-chan's tea party. What could happen?

>>33157094
>that yuri pic
>with the Frozen reference

>>33157157
>No son, you're going to stay here. Plus your sister is having her Dark Elf friends over, I need you to watch them while I'm at work

>>33157120
But dad, Hellhound-chan says I'm already her husband

>>33157223
>Grandma showing her daughter and grandaughter how to properly, as the young un's say, 'throw it back'

>>33157256
>"Which one? Doesn't that family have 10 daughters?"
>"Oh, all of them dad"

>>33157036
This image is sacred.

>>33157293
>son, I am proud of you for getting that many but you start strengthening your body right thus instant

>>33157294

>>33157293
Thats a pretty big age range
>Fourth daughter already has her own apartment and a car
>Still coming to the party and she isn't even the oldest

>>33157318
And this one is basically my reason to live.

>https://i.imgur.com/qOhKgOk.png
repost to make sure you obey vampires

>>33157165
Fuck off

>>33157368
Maybe next time you'll use your words with your wight wife, Anon!

>>33157349
>No wings
>No fangs
>No bloodsucking
0/10 Soulless. Basically just a human

>>33157019
>>33157036
>>33157065
What would their stage names be?

>Hair slave, time to wash my hair.

>>33157389
My wight wife is normal and doesn't need to be an edgelord in order to feel unique

>>33157165
I always liked gilf fox because of abubu

>>33157294
>griffon doing the sacred dance of happiness after being gifted another pair of maracas by anon

>>33157447
Then you're not the pity begging autist that made me make the shitpost in the first place, lmao. What's her name? What does she like to do as her noble schtick?

>>33157468
Don't know because I made her up about ten minutes ago. How about this? She's exactly like the profile wight in every way except she's explicitly for (me). Bam new OC waifu

>>33157566
Based. Was same for quite a while. But here's some magic- give her a name and shit will start falling into place.

>>33156692
Even ice girls should be bundled up and cozy on cold days

Well Im Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>I go up slap the ass of ten monster girls
>remove clothes and pour oil all over myself
>run fast as hell

>>33154683
If I got the cow and it's year of the Ox, does it mean I'll get a BEEG cow? Cause in that way I'm more than content.
>>33157294
Cheers mate

>>33157613
>show is called jackass because he slaps asses then gets jackhammered

>>33157506
>My Brother's Kiki wife is training her Wight friend as a Meido because she heard I need a maid and she has a huge crush on me.

Hello I'm Anon Cockson and this is jack ass
> proceeds to find monster girl
>pull down her top and motorboat the titties and then runs with her bra on his head

>>33157762
Hello I'm Anon Cockson and this is jack ass
>Find a kiki's dorm
>Clean all their rooms

>>33156981
Depends on who positioned themselves that way, whoever did so should have know they were too close for it to work. It's simple logistics, the jabberwock needs to be a bit further away so her breasts don't get in the way as much. Either that or the gazer needs to be sitting on something to elevate her.

>>33157762
>>33157668
>>33157775
>They have to keep finding a new guy to play the part of "Anon Cockson" every few episodes

>>33157800
Hello I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>find a hakutaku
>keep making grammar mistakes and saying 2+2=5

Been wanting to eat healthier but just don't know how? Consider Greenworms! Greenworms love all kinds of fruits and vegetables. They're knowledgeable about the tastes of just about any plant, so they can always give you good recommendations about the taste. They are just about always hungry, so even if you botch the execution a couple times, the food will never go to waste! Even if it isn't made quite right or it's a little burnt, your Greenworm will be ecstatic that their friend cooked for them, and will always say how much they enjoy your cooking. Plus the post-dinner cuddles are the best in the whole world!

>>33157879
If they're ecstatic that their friend cooked for them, what if I married one and cooked for her then!?!

>>33157897
Great, the fox hussy is back showing off her body and tails.

>>33157897
fuckin orbeez-havin ass

>>33157597
I'm not going to slip even more into my own delusions than I already have.
Just knowing about the monstergirls in mge is enough for me

>>33157969
Delusions are a p. rough way to look at it. Honestly, it's a lot more fun and healthy to just think of it as a creative outlet. Artists make OC's all the time, writers have to do it for an entire story.

>>33157893
She would hang on to your back the whole time you cooked, completely engrossed with what you're doing. Regardless of whether or it's the correctly being done, she'll be impressed with sparkles in her eyes. It's very likely that she'll give you a little warm kiss both before and after eating, before asking for seconds.

>>33157800
Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is jackass
>takes out a huge magnet
>uses it to pull out a small pile of gold out of Griffon's lair
this one only lasted one episode

>>33157318
>tummy blush
Absolutely precious.

>>33157920
Please refrain from calling foxes hussy

>>33157920
>>33157929
>t. Taillets

>>33157987
Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Asks Lilim if they can hold hands
>Grabs her hand with his with a stretched out condom over it
>Says he always uses protection, no exceptions
>Runs for his life

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
I'm about to run through these tasers, lets call it 'electric avenue'
>Anon is tackled by several extremists for putting himself in danger

Wanna confess to a high level monster but are afraid of being raped along the way and have trouble finding a mana marker?
Just go to where she is with determination to confess to her while carrying a bouquet of flowers and chocolates to give to her. Eros will personally smite anyone who would dare to interfere with an act so pure.
Your future wife is guaranteed to melt from cuteness and take you on the spot if you do this to her.

>>33158094
Hi I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
I'm gonna break out of prison
>proceeds to start a prison riot by removing his clothes and teasing the monster girl inmates
>breaks out

>>33157082
You're trying too hard. It'll get boring after you're broken so completely.

>>33157120
You're just nervous because they started singing "Anon's Dad has got it goin' on"

>>33158125
So... is there a himecut lim?

>>33158125
There was a green awhile back about somebody who wanted a lilim wife and only a lilim wife and the iron will it would take to get to the point where you can be strong enough to get to one without some other monster taking you and strong-willed enough not to settle for another girl along the way. It was very heartwarming

Hi I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>runs up to the nearest Sabbath bake sale
>scoops up as many lolis as he can into a hug while screaming “uuuuuooooooohhhh” and then sprints away

>>33156204
>>33156239
>>33156259
>>33156369
But what if Roman Empire or HRE but with monstergirls though???

>>33158249
>H
>R
>E

>>33158249
>HRE
Which Monster would most likely have a car with custom rims?

>I like Griffins. Griffins are great, good and Noble monstergirls. Prove me wrong. Also my Elector Counts have passed policies to prevent Lilim shitposting

>>33158249
The issue isn't that monstergirl hypotheticals with real nations aren't okay, they are. The issue is spamming off-topic trash and tacking the word 'monstergirl' onto the end to avoid deletion
> 33158265 Like that

>>33158265
I feel bad for his neglected dragon

>>33157120
Good lord, it’s fine dad, they’re both men. Maybe they’re a little on the effeminate side but none of us are gay you paranoid asshole

>>33158340
Go back newfag

>>33158289
>Neglected
>Is worshipped and adored by zoo goers
>Gets the choice cuts of pork, beef, lamb and whatever she wants cooked to perfection
>Doesn’t have to work for anything she desires anymore
>Has the highest authority in the land beg to ride her into battle
>And can ride him later that night just to make the griffon seethe
>Other dragons make fun of her but secretly desire to live like her
Yeah poor dragon

Spacefaring MOFF waifus dream of abducting a handsome human man and populating an entire planet with their children

>your wife is eating nothing but gummy worms
how do you teach her about proper nutrition?

>>33156981
Both for not being in my bed.

>>33158353
Says the retard that apparently didn’t even get the joke

>>33158443
>proper nutrition
Cummies?

>>33158443
dragons don't need proper nutrition, they're already perfect

>>33158407
Sounds like her and griffon would get like boob press stare downs often.

>slime finds out you're into kitsune
>"here don't you love tails? fluff mine!"
>no good, your hands just sink into them and get stuck
>just kinda looks at you triumphantly and you gotta go with it

>>33154683
Already 5 steps ahead of you.

>>33158571
You just have to be creative, use a whisk until the tails are a mousse-like consistency

>>33154683
>Already love cowgirls the most
>My zodiac sign is Taurus
Do I get a double or even triple cow?

Was your wife born a monster or corrupted into one?

Getting my ED cured by a Holst nurse and her fat tiddies!

>>33158704
I want the Minotaur nurse to pick up a Thunderbird and use her asscheeks as an AED!

>>33158733
>AED
damn I didn’t know Thunderbirds could analyze heart rhythms with their butts. Such talented girls!

>>33158693
Born one.
>>33158704
Now that I think about it I've seen an OL Holstaur, a school girl Holstaur, a Holstaur in a wedding dress, but no Holstaur dressed like a nurse. We need somebody to get on this stat.

>the area becomes completely silent
>no one dares to make any sound
>all bystanders start feeling uncomfortably cold
>they are frozen with fear, as if daring to make the slightest movement would attract the attention of something horrible
>dark miasma starts covering the area and swallows almost all light within it
>one man stands in the middle of this, seemingly unaffected
>a tear in reality opens right behind him and becomes the only source of illumination in the area
>pale hand with sharp nails extends from the portal and runs along his neck
>the rest of the creature comes out of the portal and grasps him firmly
>it whispers in the man's ear, the bystanders can only guess what eerie things beyond man's comprehension were said
>the man turns around and looks directly into the creatures blood-colored eyes and starts speaking
>"Oh hi, honey. Sorry for making you wait for dinner, the waiting line in the grocery store was very long today."
>it's just Anon's yandere lilim wife

>>33158827
>"Oh, I know sweetie. I had my subordinates keep an eye on you the whole time. I'm here to find the little SKANK that dared cup your hand to give your change."
>This is the 3rd time this week

>>33158752
they don't analyze it well, their judgement is always to shock

>>33157458
i wish his young foxes attacked me with a sword

>>33158868
>*SPANK* *SPANK* *SPANK*
>"CLEAR"
>zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZt as anon's body wildly flails around
>"Patient's status?"
>"MORE ZAPPIES!!!"
>*SPANK* *SPANK* *SPANK*
>tfw just came here because you had a cough

>>33158914
Who taught these monsters? Their equipment is horrible and they’re absolutely clueless!

>>33158944
>haha thunderbird cheeks go ZZZZZT

>>33158944
"But ma'am, you did"
>Flashback to her giving them their textbooks
>Secretary used the wrong homophone in the handouts before training
>Spent the entire training week lecturing all the secretaries in the hospital on grammar
>"Well I wrote the book, they should be fine"

Wocks are lazy.

>>33158693
She is an ancient non-undead breed monster so old she has become undead like how Zombie Dragons die with regrets.

>>33158914
I guess that works. When the Thunderbird is mindbroken and her ass is tanned a bright pinkish-red then the patient is a-ok.

sneed

Do you think motherly monster adopt human girls they corrupt the same way succs form sisterly bonds with human girls they corrupt?

>>33159257
It's not unheard of for monsters to adopt orphaned girls and they are likely to monsterize from exposure to the adoptive mother's mana, if that's what you're asking.

>>33159257
Does that mean a group of succubi is called a sorority?

I love giant booby monsters!

>Yanderes are the heroes in mamono storys.

>>33159369
Don’t we all?

>>33159459
I don't. I much prefer small-breasted submissive monsters.

>>33159369
Common sentiment.
>>33159459
I was gonna ask that, but we all know the answer.

I know that the monster lord changed monsters so they have sex with human men rather then killing them but what about Kikis? What were they doing before the change and became maids?

>>33159534
It says right on their profile that they used to eat lazy men

>>33159534
>What were they doing before the change and became maids?
It was horrible, they were hiding under stoves, pushing people off roads and breaking dishes

Elves are just mean to everyone.

>>33159534
Basically if you kept a messy home they fucked your shit up even more.

>>33159534
I wonder what pre dl weresheep were like.

>>33159593
I love women with hairy pits and six pack abs!

>>33159580
Weren't Kikis good spirits?

>>33159496
I want to be smothered under huge monster tits.

>>33159617
Not if you're messy

>>33159470
I much prefer giant booby submissive monsters.

>>33159647
I love booby but I love ass more

>>33159459
No, flat and almost flat chests are better.

>>33159617
That's the Domovoi. Kikimora are more temperamental and could often be bad, depending.
>[The kikimora] will look after the chickens and the housework if the home is well kept. If not, she will tickle, whistle, and whine at the children at night.
>To appease an angry Kikimora it is said one should wash all the pots and pans in a fern tea.

>>33159534
Presumably what they're like in the Slavic folklore.
>>33159617
>Her role in the house is usually juxtaposed with that of the domovoy, whereas one of them is considered a "bad" spirit, and the other, a "good" one.
Nope. It does raise questions if domovoys exist in MGE universe though.

MG training is odd

>>33159662
Now I want art of a MGE Kiki doing those.

>>33159662
??? My Kiki tickles and moans in my ear at night, and I didn't even do anything!

>>33159681
>Angry kiki will tickle her master

reminder that wans can smell your pre leaking and will ravish you with their face

>>33159718
>Wake up bound, blindfolded, and gagged
>feel a feather trace along your body
I T B E G I N S

>>33159718
>Angry Kiki tickling her daughteru

>>33159718
So that's what the feathers on her wrist are for.

>>33159729
>tfw no werewolf burying her face in your crotch and bringing herself to orgasm just through your scent alone

>>33159714
What's with foxes and that handsign?

>>33159718
>>33159731
>>33159735
>>33159745
People with Shogs don’t have to deal with this shit

>>33159763
How unfortunate

>>33159755
It's an arcane incantation, take cover anon!

>>33159780
From what!?

>>33159755
marriage proposal, foxes are for marriage after all.

>>33159662
>fern tea
I like how you can figure out presents for a monster by looking up old stories. Imagine gifting your kiki a tea set.

>>33159763
They have to deal with complete lack of privacy and various eldritch bullshit.

>>33159755
>>33159714
It's a gang sign. Mofu Mafia for life.

>>33159783
Who knows, it's fox magic! our best bet is to just find shelter and pray it holds!

>>33159662
Doesn't slavic lore also say something about them strangling people to death in their sleep

>>33159714
God damn this artist likes some massive tiddies.
I approve.

>>33159809
Imagine the futility of explaining personal space to a shoggoth.

>>33159862
Angry ones were blamed for sleep paralysis if that's what you mean.

>>33159862
That's from the sleep paralysis myth, they sit on your chest and grab your throat

>>33159880
>ywn be held down and "punished" by angry sleep paralysis kiki
why even live?

>>33159820
Could you try befriending her and asking her to stop nicely?

>>33159862
>>33159880
>>33159900
No! Bad Kiki! I'd spank her if I could just move!

>>33159747
>tfw no wolfu

>>33159755
It means "I'm fertile and hunting human men" so you better watch out

>>33159662
What about Braunies?

>>33159985
Scary.

>>33159815
Are they part of a wrestling stable?

Do you molest your wife, or does she molest you more

>>33160078
Yes.

>>33160078
It's guaranteed

>>33160078
A little from column A, a little from column B. Sometimes she actively seduces me to molest her, other times she's just so naturally sexy, I can't help myself. And she'll take any opportunity to molest me.

>>33159945
Actually that's part of their training. If their master isn't making a move they're trained to whisper things like "Impregnate my slutty maid pussy" and "Fill Kiki with your babies master". They have to mount you to ensure that you don't roll over, because sleeping on your side can cause shoulder pain. Everything is ok, Kiki is doing it all for you.

>>33160140
Now I'm scared and terrified after waking up because she wouldn't let me move earlier! She has to make up for it.

>>33160201
looks like Kiki's training is paying off already

>>33160230
I want to mount her in that position, while she's about to wake up, next.

>>33159803
>Bought Kiki a pretty sterling silver tea set ast a gift
>Sat her down in the kitchen and had her watch as I made and served her some fern tea
>The whole time she's shaking out anxiety of her master doing her duty while happily chirping due to her instincts

Which monster girl makes the best slave?

Coming home from a long day of work and falling asleep face first in your wife's breasts while she hugs and leglocks/coils you.

>>33160304
P'Orcs, as long as you can defeat them. Otherwise you'll make a good slave for them.

>>33157987
>thinks gold is magnetic unless fucked with scientifically
I thought this thread wasn't full of retards but then we had some argument over pegging and now this

>>33160325
How do you defeat a p'orc? Is it in physical combat or do you just have to rape her back harder than she does you?

>>33158032
Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Takes a supersquirter into a vampire ball
>remember. No russian.

>>33160388
>Local Griffon in tears after she learns her entire treasure is, in fact, Fools Gold

>>33154683
>Aries
>Dragon
I see Belias and Adramelk are going to murder me again this year.

>>33160304
Depends on what kind of slave you want, but umi osho is a pretty good choice.

>>33160388
Grease yourself and wrassle them

>>33160434
Do griffons even care about the value of the horde? They're just on guard duty.

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>buys salt from market
>runs to the beach and starts throwing it at Tritonias

>>33160512
Anon...
The ocean is salt water.

>>33160498
I don't know I was just thought I'd try to say something funny, meant to respond to >>33160367 who mentioned gold not being magnetic

>>33160512
Tritonias are sea slugs, they can take salt.

>>33160367
He just busted a Creeping Coin in hiding.

>>33160548
>>33160531
That particular anon wasn't very successful then

Hi I 'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>makes very complex that does hundred different things
>monsters watching on tv are interesting
>ends with getting nuts hit with a sledgehammer
>mfw I heard the Lilims personal gestapto breach my door

>>33157879
>tfw no cute Greenworm to hang on to me and encourage me
as soon as the portals open I'm hunting for a little snugglebug

>>33160712
>are interesting
are interested

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this Jackass
>Walks through a monster city while wearing a shirt that has "I am a slut for succs" written on it

>>33160830
That's hardly the only thing wrong with that post.

I'd much rather just have a wholesome brother-sister relation with loli monsters than lewd them. But, if they later grew up into curvy young ladies...

Hi, I am Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Walks through a monster city while wearing a shirt that has "I am a slut for succs" written on it

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>Asks a Cheshire if she's heard of the recent passing of Ligma

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>be a shota
>go to the milfiest CC part of town
> act like a scared little kid
>when approached, steal a kiss and then run away

>>33160922
My shirt would read "suck my dry mommy"
And I'd go sprinting through a mall in a demon run city yanking on wings as I go

>>33160966
Why would they want to suck on your mommy? And a dry one at that.

>>33160963
>thinking you'll get away on such short legs
You're not even trying, anon.

>>33160989
Suck me dry* I meant
Fuggg

>>33160961
She has heard, and she thinks it's unfortunate that people blame this outbreak on the Sugandese.

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Get a Shog maid
>Tell her to make a Shogfork and Shogknife to eat with
>Throw them in the trash right in front of her and grab a plastic fork and knife and start eating while staring right in her eyes

>>33160993
Anon Cockson is not known for his intelligence, in fact, lack of is practically a requirement for the part

>drawing rough sketch of my wife
>want to give her a really lewd priestess outfit as her usual clothes
>realize I have no sense of style
Fug.

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>Find the man molester train
>wear the slutiest clothes a man can wear for a monster girl to see
>get on when it's at the highest capacity.
>have multiple teleports ready
>tease the monsters as well to see the spaghetti spilling

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Goes to Dragonia
>Smacks Deonora's ass and runs away

>>33161054
You may as well scream "PLEASE TENTACLE RAPE ME" right at her face

>>33161136
>sluttiest clothes a man can wear
so an order paladin outfit with the crotch area replaced with a sheer jockstrap?

>>33161136
>>33161234
I really wanna see what slutty men’s fashion looks like in MGE

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass
>Sells the clothing he got as a gift from an Arachne to a thrift shop

Hi, I'm Anon Cockson, and this is Jackass.
>Run through the mall
>Hug as many Manticores I can
>Maybe give them headpats, too

>>33161182
yes mommy shog show me where I went wrong

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>sneak up on hellhounds
>give them headpats and belly rubs
>do it to as many hellhounds as I can
> "Forgot" my underwear
>hide in house

>>33161352
You don't need her to show you where you went wrong when you can see it with your own eyes. Your eyes on the inside, of course.

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>slaps a bewildered donkey centaur's behind

I want a YUGE white stupid fluffy Samoyed Kobold to just sink into and get mofu'd all night

>>33161546
This, but with a Tibetan Mastiff Kobold.

Hi I'm Anon Cockson and this is Jackass
>go to a haunted mansion
>be naked and /fit/
>explore the weird shlicking sounds coming from that room with a cracked doorway

>>33161546
What about miniature Kobolds?

Paradise is playing Minecraft with your sandworm waifu inside your sandworm waifu on a LAN setup between your two Tanuki Co. Waterproof Gaming PCs (now with sandworm proofing modules (sold separately))!

>>33161618
Leave my yubi alone you memeibg mutt

Huge jinko that acts like an oversized cat.

>>33161657
memeing*

Chihuahua Kobolds in oversized sombreros dancing with maracas!

Cu siths are better than kobolds!

>>33161667
They are oversized cats.

>>33161667
The stray Jinko sneaking into my room at night and balling up at the foot of my bed! And by the time I wake up she's the big spoon lovingly chuffing in her sleep!

>>33161761
Just fix the snout and they're perfect.

>>33161763
The best kind of cat.
The big kind

>>33161805
Get a bug cardboard box.

>>33161821
>bug cardbox box
alright I need a greenworm in a box now

>>33161821
Like a beetle shaped one?
Maybe a caterpillar one?

>>33161858
Crap I meant "big".
No, get a box made of Greenworms for your Jinko to snuggle inside of.

>>33161885
>Gets in box
>Greenworms all latch onto her