/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In before "Lonely Kagamin" comic.

It's a nice day out, Anon, go enjoy spring!

>How do you cope? How do you come to love the lifestyle and not feel shame?

Play more Touhou?

I dunno. "A Genius can't see the problems of a commoner." I have no idea how to overcome the shame.

I cope by writing stories about eating Ciel's shit. ಠ_ಠ

>>331119
Is that you, fall/semeter Mike?

Everytime I find myself spending too much time inside I go out and get a job. Wait until school's over then get a job.

>>331139
thats the problem, touhou doesn't work on my computer

>>331141
ಠ_______ಠ what the fuck

>>331140
Agreed! go find someone of the opposite sex and make the next genetion!

>>331148
EHHHHH?! YOU DON'T PLAY TOUHOU?!

>>331140
FUCK YOU LILY IS FUCKING -20 DEGREE OUT HERE YOU FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU AND YOUR SPRING

>>331153

You make it sound so easy.

>>331119
This is basically whats happening to me, only I got back to school saturday.

;_;

>>331142
nope, not Mike...sorry. Plus, it's spring semester now

>>331147
I'm taking summer classes. I used to want to take Japanese because it would help with my career in computer stuff, but now I just want to read VNs...


>>331153
No skills with the girls...gotta have friends and fun stuff lined up for them to do, otherwise its useless

>>331148
>I'm too stupid to find any touhou gaemz

fix'd.

>>331181
yeah, me too...except I got back Sunday afternoon.
I haven't left my room except for classes since.

It's been awhile since I had any friends.

To be honest, I just feel dead inside. I'm incapable of strong emotions.

Instead of having any real hobbies or anything, I just post on 4chan and drink.

I don't feel any better, but I don't feel any worse, either.

>>331189
>http://www.doujinstyle.com/touhougames.php
yup, you got me...no idea where to get the touhous....
idiot. i'm on a mac

Find other weaboos on campus, duh.

If you think you're ronery now, just wait until you graduate (or drop out).

>>331164

Then hang out with the ⑨'s!

My life consist of reading textbooks and browsing /jp/. And of course porn. Lots and lots of porn.

>>331222
Where's Black, I want her to rape me.

>>331216
i won't be dropping out. I do too well in school for that.

Yeah...graduation will be a bitch. roneryness will really start to kick in. Ive got a long time to go though

>>331201
>idiot. i'm on a mac
>idiot
>i'm on a mac
>i cant play touhou on my computer

I think idiot would apply more to you in this situation. ಠ_ಠ

>>331236
i think i had VMWare Fusion running at the time, idiot. It's a virtual machine. I have Windows XP on my computer. The problem is that DirectX doesn't transfer all that well

>>331216
what he said.

>How do you come to love the lifestyle and not feel shame?

You don't. I've been one for two years now--in heavy therapy and on disability after doing a medical withdrawal from college. The social instinct is in our nature, controlled by social bonding hormones like the octopressins, and we decay both mentally and physically from the lack of interaction. This is compounded by guilt and shame from our ever growing wasted opportunities, social incompetency, and deviant interests.

I just don't care. If I meet people because of class work, that's fine. If I never see them again once the course is over, that's fine too. I'm more concerned about getting into grad school anyway.

>>331247
>idiot

⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨⑨

>>331182
Summer classes, wtf. Are you asian? School is bad for you.

>>331252
I hide my powerlevel too much. Plus i hate weeaboos. I can't stand them (the more extreme cases)
The mild ones I can stand. If I could tolerate going out with them in public, then they're OK, but the bad ones are just terrible.

>>331268
baka -_-

must... stop... the rage

>>331256
wow, this is how i feel

>>331282
lol u baka ^_^

>>331267
false. But the thing is, I plan on double majoring, and fulfilling 10 credits in 10 weeks is very opportune for me.

Plus, I don't really want to go home over break. There's nobody there from high school who i'm still friends with anyway.
During my senior year, I got my driver's license taken away, and so I couldn't drive anywhere. I became distant from those friends, and now we don't talk so much anymore

>>331275

(╬ ಠ益ಠ)

>>331327
just went and downloaded the entire thing...its wonderful

Human social interactions are awkward.

I studied ethnology for a while - you get some insights, makes you an asshole though.

>>331297
Well, if that's what you feel like doing. I've always found that a good shot of menial labour over the summer makes me feel a lot better.

>>331352
I would love to get a job, actually. Forced human interaction for multiple hours a day -- sounds like a good opportunity to meet people.

To be completely honest, I'm actually in a fraternity. I dont live in, so I never really got to be good friends with any of them...and I feel weird just going over there to "hang out." They're almost like strangers to me who are forced to put on a smile when they see me walk in the door

>>331364
wait, does it just end on 23????

>>331367
Forced interaction does do wonders for your ability to fake being a commoner. I prefer more physical work, but I keep ending up in the customer service industry.

>>331384
i worked at a store for 3 years. I was excellent at helping customers and everything i did. It wasn't manual labor, but i was really good at dealing with strangers. I had a reason to talk to them, that's why.

I can't talk to people that I don't have a real good reason to talk to them other than 'let's be friends.'
This realization came to me when I was watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when the 3 guys want to make some friends to carry on their legacy when Dennis' mom dies.
they didn't have any friends either.

3 year hikki here.

You must be one of those tensed up people, OP, because most people will think it's awesome to be one at first.
It is not. In the end, you'll end up wanting to escape out of the shithole you dug yourself in. As each day passes by, the more it sinks in deeper and deeper, until you just don't care anymore. You "want" to break free, but you don't act on the means to because you've become so closed off from society, becoming afraid, and lazy. Then you continue spending your days on the computer watching anime, playing games, and browsing 4chan. Aging, and rotting.

Your life is already finished.

>>331410

Not much.

on a somewhat related note

Does anyone else feel like you just cant look anyone in the eyes? People talk to me and for some reason I have to force my self to look at the person and most of the time I just end up looking at the floor.
Im pretty sure this has cost me jobs because I look like a fool in interviews

>>331119

All you have now is us.

>>331380
Oh man fucking tease, I was enjoying that too...

>>331403
i just know that it's not what i want to happen...i don't know how long i've been like this...and i think i might be at that point you're talking about. There's a chance that this has been going on since far before christmas, i don't even know. it just occurred to me recently that i'm doing nothing.

3 years though? Wow, that's actually pretty impressive

>>331399
You lost me with the movie (?) reference, but yes. Talking to people is much easier when you have a reason.

>>331434
well the basis of it was that the 3 guys wanted to go make some new friends, so they went and talked to random guys at the mall....and they always came across as being gay

Just talk to people. Ask them about what courses they're taking, clubs they're in, etc.

I myself use the interrogator approach to being social, where I just constantly ask questions when normal conversation runs dry. It works okay, and I really have become a much more social person.

>>331432

If you're surprised by my record, try /a/'s ronery threads. Last night's was just outright depressing.

My advice to you is start doing something now before it becomes worse. The more you stay in doing nothing, the more it'll be hard for you to come back out again. And it's a long, difficult process to become "normal" again once you're a real hikki.

How many of you /jp/ anons exclude yourselves from social gatherings, relationships or even a simple conversation?

>>331470
i think, if tomorrow is warm enough, i'll go meandering and just start talking to people at stoplights and stuff.
I feel kinda weird talking to groups of people when i'm alone...but of course I have to be alone--there's nobody to come with me

don't take this as a general ronery thread...i don't mind not having a woman in my life..but I don't want to end up in my room for the rest of my life. I want to learn to keep a good balance

>>331475
Does this exist past page 23, even in Japanese? I'm downloading some links from RS, one is 17k labeled as "lonely kagamin (clean)", hopefully that will be all of it...

to make it worse, I left my acne medicine up here during spring break, so i didn't get to wash my face all during break.

now i come back and i'm just terrible looking...which dodsn't do much for my esteem

>>331489
Fuck, it's not, and the notes from this version state something along the lines of "dunno if there's more". Fucking hell.

>>331488

I do. I'd rather be lazy and choose the option not to talk.
Relationships usually work out as 300%more work for 20% more happiness. Not a good ratio.

>>331487
Oh, one other important thing: even if you aren't confident, pretend that you are, at the very least. Not thinking (ie avoiding weird pauses in conversation) and pretending to be confident are two important things when talking with people.

in during lonely kagamin comic

>>331514
I used to be really good, like during my time at the store. I could talk to strangers, even if I didn't have a real reason to.

But everythign is gone. I've lost it....I want to get it back, at least a little

>>331507
i got 26

Start drinking.

I went to a game production workshop at my local arts institute during the spring break. Met a cutie fellow channer/weeaboo who basically loved the exact shit I did. She loved GL, she plays F/SN, Tsukihime, etc. Only catch is that she lives across town. But fuck, /jp/, I'm going to make this happen. Wish me luck.

>>331527
i found one that claims to have 27

>>331531
i'm really cheering you on. this kind of thing only happens in Densha Otoko

>>331527
no sry, 28

>>331528
Again, there really isn't anything to it. It's just about believing in yourself, or else believing in the me that believes in you.

Also, instead of "random strangers", if you're near a community center, or go to University, go to some kind of common area and talk to people there. If the area has a theme (exercise, library, etc.), that's a good place to start a conversation at.

>>331548
Oh yes, and smile. Smiling always helps.

>>331514

To quote good ol' solid snake, "Don't think, shoot!"

Shoot back remarks like you shoot out semen from your impotent penis every 3 times a day.

>>331548

Kick reason to the curb. No srsly.

>>331556
Buahahahahahaha

>>331545
Hell if you've got it all either keep posting or post rapidshare.

>>331560
i want to kick reason to the curb.
But, in that case, i have nothing else to say...i'm bad at coming up with chit-chat

>>331531

DO IT. This maybe the only chance for you! Whatever you do, DON'T LURK ON /JP/ AND GET OUT THERE!

>>331424

A lot of people have trouble with eye contact. Look up, over their head and not down, if you must. Makes you seem more confident.

>>331577
Oh, but I have no problem with people.

My jobs require I deal with people in public all the time. I have be a tool, I deal in forms of customer services. If I'm not nice to people, they don't pay.

And I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me. My interpretation of life thus far is that it is my perception of reality. No one else can influence my life. It doesn't matter if I die remembered or not, but I'd better try damn hard before I do; I'm here already, so why waste my life throwing it away to the shitter?

Do what you love, everyone. Fuck society if it makes you happy. But be damn good at what you do and the other criteria is not to make other people concerned about you; ie your parents. I would much rather die before letting them know that I'm working 2 jobs, 30 hours each week while taking 6 courses at the university. They'd freak all over me.

>>331576
It doesn't matter. Other people will come up with it for you, as long as you can think of a few questions. If you're in a common residence, then people won't mind you talking to them randomly anyways; just a "Hey, how's it going?" will work, along with a "what're you taking?", etc. Look for keywords that you share in common, and elaborate them "Oh yeah, fires. I've actually fought a forest fire once!"

For more random people, go to a club meeting, and talk about the club's theme. Or go to a cafeteria, sit beside random people, and talk about stuff. How's it going, food, school, etc.

>>331531

Don't get anyones hope up, troll. These things don't happen

>>331576

No, you WILL kick reason to the curb.
That doesnt mean talk for the sake of talking. Only idorts do that. Get rid of the reasons why you think you cant do something.

you just have to go into a large room and shout 'FOURCHAN I LOVE FOURCHAN DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THAT IS'

>>331641
I would be interested by this, but I'm by far an anomaly. Don't do this.

Also don't fucking say "DO NOT WANT" when you look at the cafeteria food. I wanted to murder the idiot who said that. And then he started talking about /b/.

Do NOT talk about 4chan.

>>331659
LOL DO YOU KNOW WHO LONGCAT IS HE IS REALLY LOOOONG

>>331641

this

Since normal conversation techniques seem to fail us, this is all thats left.

>>331702
>>331668

This.

Have been a hikki since more than a year now. The worst is trying to hide it from my old friends and family. I tell them I'm just a little "depressed". What the hell.

>>331641

Superliminal advertising.

>>331761
i dont want my parents to think that i'm a hikki, because i dont know what they'd do. they might try sending me to therapy, finding friends for me (wtf, amirite?) or just simply cut me off from college..

I'm not a hikki, I have friends, I go to a good college. Still a virgin though.

The real world scares me somewhat, that's tough for me to admit, but there are certain *things* IRL that just make me uncomofortable, like when all your friends are talking about sex for example. The world is a really loud place too. Clubs for example.

OP, people are going to either convince you that being a hikki is a shitty lifestyle and you'll regret later. Others are going to say that people are stupid and vain and not worth your effort in anyway.

Both are wrong and right, but don't take them too seriously. It may sound cheesy, but listen to your own heart desires, and set your own goals. Be happy with what you are and what you have. Don't just follow role models blindingly because they seem the 'right thing to do' -I have married friends who sometimes say they envy my carefree hikky lifestyle.

Hmmm.

I love 4chan and the animu/cospure, but I have a shitton of friends, and a very active social life. Not normal, exactly, but not bad, either.

I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, ANON.

>>331836
>they might try sending me to therapy

Wouldn't this be... a good thing?

>>331875
Pretty much. If anyone here goes to the University of Waterloo,that'd be pretty cool. Just don't use internet memes in real life.

>>331878
yes and no. i dont like therapists. i had to go one time for something unrelated to this. it was too easy to convince them that i didn't have a problem. for some reason, i dont like them....

>>331871
i feel bad being not social. that's the thing. but i feel way too awkward being social nowadays, that it's way too nerve racking to be social. however, i think once i become social again, and i have a good circle of friends like i had in high school, then things will be ok again.
but of course, people never know what will truly make them happy...which is a paradox of the human race

Any britfags at uni on tonight?

>>331871
>OP, people are going to either convince you that being a hikki is a shitty lifestyle and you'll regret later. Others are going to say that people are stupid and vain and not worth your effort in anyway.

I've noticed this before and believe this is because any hikki is going to fall into one of two personality disorders, avoidant and schzoid, respectively. Unfortunately, the former tends to kindle into the latter over time.

>>331885
I know someone who goes to Waterloo.

But she's a ugly.

And bald.

And flat.

>>331885
I do go to a UW, but its not waterloo

>>331885

Don't go there, but let's be friends anyway :D

And omfg. I have a couple /b/tards in one of my classes and I just want to punch them in the face every time they open their mouths.

I don't mind talking about 4chan, a lot of my friends do, but SOUP B IS NOT A REAL GREETING.

>>331908
That's impressive. I know someone who'se bald, but she definitely not flat.

>>331917
Well, I'm not a big 4channer myself. I came here for message rage threads, got interested in Touhou, and am now archiving every single thread that GM makes. It's like crack. But, uh sure. My AIM if Kjoery if you want to chat.

Maybe you should try finding religion? Or even better, Utilitarianism. I find eating vegan and avoiding the consumption of evil, destructive products gives me more will to live.

>>331885
I have 5 friends who go to uwaterloo

>>i feel bad being not social. that's the thing. but i feel way too awkward being social nowadays, that it's way too nerve racking to be social. however, i think once i become social again, and i have a good circle of friends like i had in high school, then things will be ok again.

If being a shut-in is not something you desire, then don't do so. There are ways to fix your shyness and improve your social skills. Do not be ashamed to look for counseling or therapy, and don't wait for yourself to become a severe case before you think you need one.

As I said, you need to live your life the way you want to live. I'm comfortable with being a hikky, but I don't preach my lifestyle to other people, I know living like I do is not something anyone can do.

>>331955 If being a shut-in is not something you desire, then don't do so.
HEY GUYZ, LIFE IS EASY!

>>331896

You should try going to an actual psychiatrist. Drugs can help a lot.

I think a lot of people ITT should feel proud about not being MORE hikki. I mean, the average hardcore hikki can't even leave their apartment. They can't even talk to people. We may be shy, we may not INITIATE conversations. But we're going to college or getting jobs, and we can walk outside and respond to questions WHEN WE NEED TO...we just don't have a propensity to.


It's ok to be a "loner" or a "recluse" as long as you're not a draining NEET. NEET is much lower than hikki, even though they often intercept on the Venn Diagram.

>>331931
Are they engineers? And do they read the Iron Warrior? This is important. If they are and don't, then tell them to.

>>331935

Whats that? Scientology is the religion for anon?

>>331968
Only one, the rest are in cs.

>>331955

Concur. The beginning of this semester, I made a conscious effort to "meet people", but they all got on my nerves some way or the other in the end. Now, I'm reverting to being how I was like before, b/c that's what I prefer.

>>331964
Hikki are almost always NEET. How do you keep working/studying when you can't go outside? It's just a matter of time.

I should show this thread to my "one normal friend." Think about how it would look to a norm...all these cultural references and common knowledges that we take for granted but no one else would get.

>>331985
Eh, close enough.

>>331971
Utilitarianism has nothing to do with Scientology, in case that's what you think...

this thread has been fantastic...and i hope we can continue being good...but i just want to tell you guys that you have already helped.

Maybe I could go try and go to a therapist of some sort, but i dont really like to.

I think that what would work is just pushing myself to walk around and talk to random people. If i were to go to a party, I think i could talk to people and get their phone numbers, but then I wouldn't have any idea what to do in order to actually become their friends. I'd just be "that weird guy from the party"
plus, i would have nothing to do if we tried to hang out

>>331983
>Hikki are almost always NEET. How do you keep working/studying when you can't go outside? It's just a matter of time.

Well, like I said, a lot of people here aren't hardcore hikki, they're just "lol 4chan terned me into a hikki." They can go to a restaraunt and wash dishes all day for 7.50 an hour. Heck, they might even have good computer skills.

American hikki-types are probably helped through the lack of access to Japanese culture. I mean, if we could buy dakimakura, comic RIN, VN novels we could actually read...if we had full ACCESS to all that stuff, it'd be harder to escape the NEET otaku culture's pull.

>>331988
KEEP POSTING I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE PAST PAGE 23.

>>331988
Keep them coming D:

>>331998
you can always look for people with shared interests on facebook

and in regards to therapy, I've always told myself "I'd be wasting my parent's money." Therapy is expensive! I feel like I'm spiritually strong to solve my own problems.

>>331998
Just talk to people. See how things go. If you like how a person is, continue to talk to them. Hang out with them if it feels natural. If you get signals about awkwardness, then gtfo, they're not worth your time. Find someone compatible with you that you feel at ease with.

So today, this guy asked me where I've been, and I didn't recognize him. He's says "You know, that one business class, I haven't seen you there". I haven't gone in a couple weeks.

Sitting in the very back of the classroom means that when I answer a question in class, everyone turns around and can see me, but I can never see any of them. So I never know who is in my class, because all I see is the backs of their heads. But I refuse to sit in the front.

>>332000
i'm OP, and i'm not claiming that i AM a hikki. I'm saying that if I continue the way i'm going, then I'm afraid I might spiral down into it. I already haven't left my room since sunday (save for classes...but thats onlly because its a necessity)

The people clamoring for Kagamin Bocchi show me that we need rapidsearch to work again.

I got the whole thing translated (up to 26 I think) in a RAR like a month ago.

>>332010
THE END.

ISN'T IT SAD, KAGAMIN?

When I was a kid, I always thought my actions extremely thoroughly before doing anything or saying a word. Therefore, when people said "Hi" to me or something, I literally take about three seconds to choose a proper response. Unfortunately, if it was just a passerby, they're often gone before I can say anything. However, I enjoyed hanging around people regardless, I just didn't want them to expect me to say much or anything unless it's a one-on-one conversation and they're not going anywhere.

But my sister somehow got the fantastic idea that I don't seem to care about anything or anyone, and that I hate talking with any person. It wouldn't be so bad if she kept her assumptions to herself, when when we were in a group, and someone said something to me, and I was still thinking about what they said, she'd just barge in and say, "Oh, he doesn't like talking to people." I didn't say anything, because I didn't think people would take her so damn seriously. Needless to say, I didn't have very many friends growing up.

>>332012
http://rapidsearch.yi.org/

Rapidsearch is up, lol.

The fact that you know what the word hikikomori means - shows that you are too far gone.

THE END

>>332015
;_;

I just left my dorm room to pee and refill my water bottle, another guy on the floor gave me a friendly light punch on the shoulder and said "Sup' Tim. rockin' hard?"

I forgot what I said, but it was witty and made him laugh (・ω・)

>>332020
I should be happy, but why won't the tears stop. ;_;

>>332017
Hmmm, that's odd

for the past few days it's always said "Everything is broken, please try refreshing" most of the time.

lol, wut

>>332038
>pee
>(・ω・)

It reads like he was laughing at you.

>>332062
nah, he's a cool guy

I talked with him in my room while listening to the nico nico douga medley and he thought I was really deep and stuff

>>332015

Is she hot?

>>332080

9/10

well played

>>332083
I do not find her attractive.

well i dont have more pics of kagamin ronery

Uni dropout living in Kitchener here. Any Waterloo anon wants to be my friend?

So ronery. ;_;

It would be super if there's someone to play badminton with.

>>332098
dude I play badminton but I live in massachusetts

In every sense except a sexual sense I'm not a loser. I may be introverted, I may dislike clubbing. But I go to a great university, do a course I love, have no problem making friends (despite the fact I only go out with them all once a week) and I work hard.

Despite this, the fact I am a 20 year old virgin eats away at me like a cancer. I hate it, it makes me feel like I am a total loser whereas when I look at it in context, I don't really feel I'm at a 'loser' level. Honestly, I can't fucking stand it. It's so damn uncomfortable.

>>332115
What's your course?

>>332103
I'm too pussy to go to the community center alone. I was never good at asking other to let me join in on group activities.

>>332115
OP here
thats kind of what i was like last semester. Except I'm not a virgin...but at this point in time, ti's been so long that it doesn't really matter anymore.

The one course I love is Japanese. My TA is awesome. But, I don't have really any "friends" in there that I could actually hang out with outside of class.

My work ethic has gone down too since I found VNs etc.

>>332115
A lot of people never have sex their entire life. In Iran, they like NEVER have sex. So it's not that weird.

>>332115
BINGO. I am exactly like you. I have zero problems making friends but I am nearing my 21st birthday and I have yet to even have a girlfriend. Despite my other meager accomplishments this still bothers me so much that I have become severely depressed about it. So much impotent rage. So much unfocused tension.

>>332123
bsc in physics.

also do a lot of reading on historical subjects, along with astrophysics. Like to work through at least 5 books (both fiction and non-fiction) every couple of weeks.

I have sex almost every day. Sometimes more than once.

AND IT IS AWESOME.

>>332148
Why must you taint this thread with falsehood?

>>332115

That hot girl that finds herself attracted to the wimpy, nerdy, shy dude only happens inside Visual Novels and animu. If you want a girl you'll have to put effort on it, meaning you'll have to get out more, do more stuff you may or may not like doing (like clubbing), train yourself to be more sociable and make yourself more attractive.

>>332152
This thread was already a steaming pile of trollbait to begin with.

>>332153
>clubbing

nope sorry, not interested.

I'm not misanthropic, but silly little mind games between prospective couples infuriate me. Fuck that in it's entirety.

>>332152

I'm completely serious. My boyfriend loves that I love sex.

I had so many opportunities to j-j-j-jam it in in high school, but I always held back, thinking that I'd be burdened with regrets if the perfect girl came along.

When she finally did, she wasn't a virgin. Oh how I cursed at the heavens.

>>332175

If you're a fag, ok, fair enough.

If you're a girl. Fuck off.

>>332179

What's wrong with being a girl?

Just for the record, I love nerdy guys.

>>332166

Clubs are meant for that. In no other social instances, like a classroom, a bus or a restaurant it may be socially acceptable to make a move onto that person you laid your eyes upon. And then there's the problem that approaching them outside where is socially acceptable to 'court' them (in lack of a better word), you'll almost always end up in the friend zone.

I'm not a virgin, but I gave up relationships a long time ago and hadn't had any sex for almost three years. I'm doing fine without it, clubbing, pickup lines, long phone talks are not my kind of thing and not worth my time. But as I said, I don't preach my lifestyle to other people. You need to figure out what you want to do by yourself.

>>332115
im like this, and i have got 2 girlfriends, the first one i never kissed her, but i cheated her kissing other girls. the second one, she cheated me a lot and i knew, but we kissed about everytime we could and she was THE BEST at it, such a slut... but when we were about to have sex, i always just pushed back, for some reason i couldnt do it, the farest i went was oral. thats maybe because i was also returning the "cheating" stuff to her too, i was so much of a moralfag those days. then somehow we broke and i got depressed, then found /a/ and i havent had any other girlfriend since. yeah, then /jp/

anyway i was trying with this other girl recently, i was goint to tell her just now to watch a movie this saturday at my place again, but i just lost the balls, maybe thomorrow.

>>332196

I'm never going to get into clubbing. I've been so many times already and hated it. And no, it wasn't the music they played, just the general atmosphere.

Fuck clubbing. I'm never going to bother with it again. In other countries, specifically southern european ones, they dont have a problem spending an entire evening at a cafe just chatting and so on, or maybe moving on to a bar a bit later. Why the fuck cant we have that? Why the fuck does everything we do revolve around 'yeh we'll go here and then we'll MOVE ON TO A CLUB'.

Fuck it.

>>332198
>maybe tomorrow.

This is anonymous' motto.

>>332193
>What's wrong with being a girl?

Well, you come on here with verbiage like this:

>>332148

You are an attention whore.

Go die in a fire, fuck off back to /b/ to camwhore you stupid fucking worthless bitch.

This is now a misogyny thread.

>>332193

4/10 Nice try faggot

I have a trip to go on April 5th. We're going to a waterpark, and I need to have a date. I don't have one, and i have like no chance of getting one.
Now, it wouldn't be too hard inviting someone to a waterpark, but at the hotel, there's so many people, that we have to sleep in the same bed. Thats weird to ask someone you just meet

You're not hikki until you isolate yourself completely from society.

>>332219
>>332179
'OH GOD GIRLS FUCK OFF THIS IS BOIS CLUB'

Later..

'WHY CAN'T ALICE BE REAL? SO RONERY, SO RONERY IF ONLY I HAD SOMEONE TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE'

>>332215

Procrastinators of the world unite! ...tomorrow

>>332218

LOL SORRY YOU ARE A VIRGIN AND CAN'T GET ANY.

MY BAD. I'LL TRY TO BE LESS INSENSITIVE NEXT TIME.

>>332221
i refer you to
>>332011

>>332193
>Just for the record, I love nerdy guys.

YOU ARE ALREADY FAT

>>332230

YES. I AM HUEG LIKE XBOX.

>>332220
>need to have a date

What manner of faggotry is this?

Does anyone else get pissed off when you ask a few friends if they want to do something (go out to eat, go to the cinema or just come over and watch a film), and they'll always reply with 'Yeh, let's invite some girls!'?

Why....?

I don't get any enjoyment out of the company of girls, even if they're nerdy they're of the 'LOL WII IS AWESOME I BET I CAN BEAT U AT BRAWL LULZ!' variety.

>>332220
Be a gentleman and sleep on the floor?

>>332228

And there you had me convinced you were genuinely a girl... Until this post.

Sadly, a troll pretending to be a girl is more entertaining than listening to losers whining about their lives.

>>332240
>>332243
see, here's the irony
i joined the fraternity thinking that it would cure me of some of my social insecurities. instead, it's just piling on more

>>332220

Why do you NEED a date for a waterpark? Are you just afraid of ending up sleeping next to someone you don't like?

>>332153
There's this one cute girl that I think I got friend-zoned with. Thing was, I'm perfectly fine with that; I was perfectly content with just having a friend like her. We were both too shy to talk with other people, so we mostly kept to ourselves. When we went to each other's houses, we usually spent the whole time either drawing, reading, listening to music, or watching a movie. We both were headphone nerds, had similar taste in films and music, and enjoyed different forms of art. She enjoyed photography and sketching, and I enjoyed sketching and writing. We weren't even looking for a deep relationship or anything, but when I look back at it now, we were basically more like brother and sister than just friends.

It was great, until she moved to New Zealand.

That's where Lord of the Rings was filmed.

>>331200

Drinkin' right now anon. Here's to you.

>>332243

HA HA HA

itt my diary

>>332249

I really am a girl, but at the same time, I am a troll.

I just think ronery channers are so funny. They bitch about not having sex and no girls, until OH NOES THERE ARE GIRLS ON THE INTERNETS.

However, I can't make you believe that I am a girl, so~

>>332210

If just you want to have sex and not consider yourself a loser anymore because you're a virgin, that's what you got to do. I'm not saying you have to like it.

Now, if you're expecting to find the love of your life on a night club... Good luck on that.

Someplace like 4chan that encourages roneriness probably isn't the best place to talk about building a social network.

A girlfriend is a new and scary concept to anonymous.

I think the biggest problem here is that you guys treat your girlfriends like equals.
Women don't want to be treated as equals. Why do you think they look for men who are smarter, taller, make more money, ect... than them? They want someone who they know can protect them, who can look out for them, and can take care of them. They want someone who is stronger and superior to them, that they can look up to. Treating your girlfriend like your equal will only cause her to look down on you for being weak. If you have ever actually gone out of your basement and been in a real relationship, you would know this.

>>332261
Yeh, your gender sets a fine example for itself in /b/. The dislike of female 4channers isn't without reason you know, I'll give you just one example:

"HAI /b/ AM I HOT?"

>>332251
i have no problem sleeping next to a stranger. I have a problem going up to a stranger and asking them to sleep next to me

>>332261
Tits or GTFO.

On second thought, tits then GTFO.

I love the way you talk also diseased sluts with their diseased holes, wanting cock to plug up their gaping, nasty orifice.

Wanting PENIS to fill them up, to fill the void left by daddy's absent love. Slobbering on that knob, gobbling on that knob, spreading their cunt-rot to men and corrupting their fine masculine spirits.

Nasty dripping slimeboxes, full of poison. Nothing but wellsprings of emptiness and woe.

Fucking sluts. They all need to die.

>>332251
Yeah joining giant social clubs like that usually causes that.

Best thing to do to get rid of social insecurities is to go through basic training (never did this, but was recommended heavily at one time). Of course I couldn't possibly even seriously suggest this now due to the 100% chance you would be shipped off to die in some third world hellhole while your education is put on hold and dissolves altogether. But at one time this was an actual path that would force you to work as a unit with other people and would eliminate things like shyness and social vulnerability.

>>332261

It's pretty easy to prove your sex as long as you have a camera of some kind and a pen.

It's not like I give a flying fuck though.

>>332253
>We both were headphone nerds
You will never meet another girl like this.

>>332253

I'm sure the kiwis are happy that the only recognition their country gets is that it was where Lord of the Rings was filmed.

Thanks for nothing, you fat American pieces of shit. Don't even bother vacationing here anymore, your dollar is trash. European tourists are so much better.

>>332269
>I think the biggest problem here is that you guys treat your girlfriends like equals.
>your girlfriends
Lost me there, faggot.

>>332273

Just be the first one into the room and claim a bed. Someone has to wind up sleeping next to you.

>>332198


How can you be a slut at kissing?

>>332272

Except I don't even post in b.

>>332275

No, and no. :D

>>332281
Not >332281, but I also know that they've got a lot of sheep.

I've never had a girlfriend in my entire life. Nor has a girl ever shown much interest in me, other than to get me to tutor her before a big test.
To be honest, I think it might be because I'm an Asian in America. Ronery Anonymous, are you Asian too?

>>332283

Anon wouldn't last a split second in basic training though.

>>332261

You have it easy then. Even though you're fat and ugly you'll still have people willing to fuck you.
Enjoy your aids and gtfo.

>>332293

God, I know. Even if I lose all this fat I will still be ugly. And AIDS, too? How unfortunate.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

>>332292

Aww, I have more faith in anon than that.

>>332283
I actually thought about doing that.

But I heard that if someone in the unit can't keep up, the whole unit gets punished.

And of course at night that person gets his ass kicked.

And since I'm not fit enough, that'd be me.

>>332289
>b
>:D

ಠ_ಠ

>>332293

Even fat chicks will get cock if they just DEMAND PENIS.

Jesus Christ you are warped. Being socially awkward and having introverted tendancies does not magically make you a hikikomori. I know that you would just love to apply this little title to yourself (hey! It's Japanese!) but being a hikikomori is much more than not being able to talk to people and having an affinity for visual novels. It's a sad sad existence that coincides with serious mental problems. I know how many of you like to invent crutches for yourselves, but I doubt that anybody here on /jp/ fits the model of an actual hikikomori. It's just not something that occurs in Western culture. Face it; you are just a loser.

I'm not criticizing you from the position of some "alpha-male" here. I'm like you. I have no friends and I spend too much time on 4chan. The difference is that I recognize my shortcomings and live with them instead of applying some bullshit foreign buzzword to my situation. Suck it up and change yourself. Or don't. But please, don't overdramaticize the fact that you are a simple failure.

>>332292
probably true. my HS friend went to military school, and the stories he tells me are things i would never want to do

>>332291
nope, not asian, sorry...

>>332303
Oh. Thanks.

>>332305
see
>>332229
>>332229
>>332229
>>332229
>>332229
>>332229
>>332229
>>332229

>>332261
Ok, i'm a virgin, i'll give you that.

But I can almost guarantee you:

1) I go to a better university than you do.

and

2) I'm richer than you.

Enjoy your empty, meaningless relationship that falls apart in a few months because of your own vapidity. And remember while you are crying into your pillow, bawwww'ing about how you 'REALLY LOVED HIM' (just like you idiots have said with about every other partner you've been with) that anonymous will never feel that self-inflicted pain that comes about as a result of one's own stupidity. We've dealt with so much pain and loneliness that our very emotions have been eroded away. And it makes us stronger as a result.

Women don't understand concepts like shyness and roneriness. Why are you even paying mind to this attention whore, anonymous? The fact that she visits means that she's either an obnoxious weeaboo, a fat fuck, or both.

>>332289 >:D

This thread became lame because of a supposed "rl girl"

Let this be a lesson to you all.

>>332310
You're still a failure with imaginary crutches.

>>332311

Considering I'm already graduated, you probably do D:

I'll keep that in mind after my wedding next month. Thanks for the advice, anon!

>>332305

tl;dr

if you're denying that a lot of 4chan browsers have serious fucking psychiatric issues, then you're one of them

>>332322
well what should i do then, hmm?
dont come into a thread and just say "you fail."
if you want to say something, be helpful

>>332311
>1) I go to a better university than you do.
>2) I'm richer than you.

You're not rich, daddy is.

>>332261
Ok, i'm a virgin, i'll give you that.

But I can almost guarantee you:

1) I go to a better university than you do.

and

2) I'm richer than you.

Enjoy your empty, meaningless relationship that falls apart in a few months because of your own vapidity. And remember while you are crying into your pillow, bawwww'ing about how you 'REALLY LOVED HIM' (just like you idiots have said with about every other partner you've been with) that anonymous will never feel that self-inflicted pain that comes about as a result of one's own stupidity. We've dealt with so much pain and loneliness that our very emotions have been eroded away. And it makes us stronger as a result.

>You're still a failure with FUCKING AWESOME crutches.
fixed

>>332333
>We've dealt with so much pain and loneliness that our very emotions have been eroded away. And it makes us stronger as a result.

Ha ha, no it doesn't you deluded motherfucker.

>>332291
Yes I am, and girls avoid me like the plague. D:

>>332269
>>332269

This is everything that is wrong with 4chan.

If you want a girlfriend, stop acting like either an egotistic asshole or a pussy. Your girlfriend doesn't want to be your mother, she doesn't want to save you from your million insecurities. She also doesn't want to be used. If you're comfortable with yourself, why bother worrying about girlfriends/dating/sex? The right thing will come around eventially and you won't be pissed about the time and money you wasted on the wrong girl if you take care of yourself first.

A relationship is basically a friendship with a girl you want to fuck. You get the bonuses of sex and physical affection along with the challenges and perks that come with any deep relationship. Stop making it any more or less. Respect women and yourself and you won't be such a fucking loser.

>>332330

What's your point? It's ok to be obnoxiously arrogant about your sex life but not about the fact you come from a relatively wealthy family? Fuck that.

>>332325
>wedding next month

haha, oh wow! keep on steering that boat down bullshit river.

>>332339

Actually, that was the angry anon, not the FEMALE.

>>332327
People love to exaggerate on the internet. They will use phrases like "isolated", when "shy" will do just fine, or "misanthropic", when "jealous" or "lonely" are more accurate. Given 4chan's wide userbase, there may be genuinely twisted bastards lurking in our midst, but the great majority of you are just awkward college kids looking for a shoulder to cry on.

>>332339
Stop stooping down to "her" level, Anonymous!

>>332339

Oh, anon. Your anger and SRS BSNZ is so hot.

>>332352

YEAH.

>>332338
>respect women

Do you really think we have the faith in women for that? Maybe it's those who are in love that have been blinded to the true nature of women.

I remember one time a friend broke up with his girlfriend and she got really angry at him after that because he invited another girl out with us (his group of male friends) on the weekend. She wouldn't stop giving him shit about it, even though he never did anything with her. Then it turns out a couple of days later she had sucked off some guy in a bar parking lot. When I asked my friend about this he started making excuses for her....

Love blinds people to the fact women are fucking irrational.

>>332305
Serious question

Can you tell me what exactly is wrong with just not being interested in women, or clubbing or the like?

How does not chasing every pussy in the universe make you a failure?

>>332327
Where the fuck did that come from? You must be really fucking gullible if you believe that even half of the shit being posted on 4chan is true.

Most Anonymous are normal, functioning human beings. Perhaps a bit introverted, but you shouldn't take everything they say about being mentally ill seriously.

ok this thread has hardcore derailed

anyway, for all hikkis out there, there are tons of things to do based on your interests, check meetup.com.. things like that

also my #1 b i g g e s t tip

don't masturbate for a week and your hormones will force you to talk to people (especially girls) like crazy

also, if you have seen say, welcome to the nhk, or other similar hikki stuff, there are these people who take hikkis and make them enjoy life to the fullest, like hikki counselors... for me this would be a dream job! there really are alot of great people out there, and its really a bummer that the group of assholes have flushed some amazing people indoors and away from society.. y'all need to fight back! and make society a better place mhm mhm

Female anon is probably like my cousin: she's an ugly, annoying bitch with no real redeeming qualities in either looks or personality and fucks ridiculously desperate boys with low self esteem and abysmal standards.

You know, the kind where being an eternal virgin loner puts you higher on the social ladder than having her as a girlfriend.

Good, this thread is autosaged now.

>>332365

Wow, you know me so well! :O

Marriage and family sound more and more like stupid ideas to me with each passing day.

Everytime I hear someone is getting married I feel sorry for them because the chance is high that it'll turn into a pile of shit in a couple of years and you'll be luck if you can still lead a quality life the way you did when you were single, with or without divorce..

>>332354
>SRS BSNZ

See, this is the shit I'm talking about.

Meme spouting newfags.

>>332341

And what does? Do you really believe all those 16 year old emo faggots who cry on their blog about how they broke up with their girlfriend/boyfriend after a 2 month long relationship, about how this person was their 'true love' about how 'hurt' they were AREN'T fucking deluded?

The word 'love' is thrown around a lot today, even by little kids, even by people who have been together for a couple of weeks, what is that if it isn't delusion?

ITT: sooo many trolls.

I would never, never, never use an online dating site. The internet is way too full of fucked up people, and I'm one of them. Normal people simply don't use those services.

>>332364
Why would a hikki be ineterested in a meetup? Please stop trivializing that term. hikki does not simply mean "lonely loser", no matter how much you want it to.

>>332371

I thought so.

Did you know that there's actually more than one girl on the internet?

>>332364

>don't masturbate for a week and your hormones will force you to talk to people (especially girls) like crazy

I don't habeeb it. Even if the hormones will thrust me outside to find something to hump, it won't improve the social skills necessary to achieve that end.

>>332378

You're so smart and manly, anon!

>>332364

Hey I think I'll try that.

>>332374
AWESOME. YOU'RE SUCH AN ICONOCLAST. LOOK AT ALL THOSE PUSSYWHIPPED SHEEPLE.

Way to translate your severe shortcomings into a statement against society. Everybody else is wrong after all, not you.

>>332357

Yeah right, I have male and female friends who were cheated on. You know why? Because they allowed themselves to be treated with disrespect and dated whoever came along instead of people who actually gave something to their lives.

You can go on about "women" all you want, but the fact is that if you had a healthy view of yourself you'd see that there are assholes of both sexes. You like girls, so they're the ones that can break your heart or whatever, but that doesn't make it a female thing. Even in this fucking thread there was a male 4channer who admitted to cheating on girlfriends. And his girlfriends cheated on him. Why? Because they're retards.

Decent girls and guys exsist, if you take the time to find them.

>>332381
You might fumble around with the first few you meet, but trying in the first place is the best way to learn.
Which is why it's a great idea

You mean this isn't normal? not even joking.

I'm in a similar situation, I've been in college for 6 months and I don't have any friends. I have a few prospects, but that doesn't really count.

I'm nerdy, but i do NOT want weeaboo friends. they piss me off to no end.
I just want a boyfriend. everyone else can fuck off. D:

>>332379
On 4chan? Certainly, there's probably quite a few. Fat weeaboo fucks, whores on /b/, cosplaying retards on /cgl/, people who take (lol) 'fashion design courses' on /fa/... 4chan is full of worthless bitches who managed to find their way here for some reason (usually because their boyfriend told them about this 'hXc epic lulz japanimation site').

>>332393

Oh, yeah, because normal, attractive girls don't exist, amirite?

Angry, ronery anon sure is angry.

>>332386

I'm not against society at all. I just witness so many failed marriages that I've become jaded. There are the occasional people who are able to love their consorts their whole life, these are the lucky ones and I comment them. But it's just so rare.

>>332381

As someone who's been forced to not masturbate for a few weeks, I can second that.

I will say that it made me more restless, though.

>>332396

Not really. Funny thing was, I was never that misogynistic until I actually saw the attention whoring way female 4channers behaved.

>>332392
i was in a similar situation, and then i joined the campus radio station since i love music. i was amazed how easy it was to talk to hundreds of people over a mic rather than 1 person face to face

>>332399
How were you 'forced'?

>>332393

They are almost as worthless as us.

>>332269

Treating your girlfriend as a lesser is not the same as her actually being your lesser in knowledge, skill, and ability, in her eyes or that of others. Everyone is looking for the hottest, richest, most interesting and personable mate they can get, but it doesn't mean they want to be dominated--they want to be impressed.

Girls I know that hang around nerds in particular have tended to be of a more dependent type then the norm. So this may work for you, but only because you're fine with dating broken people.

>>332400

Yeah, well, I'm a female (wow, there's more than one! Imagine that?). I guess you guys are going to go ahead and assume that I'm fat/ugly/aids/whatever now, huh?

Gee, I wonder why so many of you are so ronery.

>>332392

JOIN A CLUB.

>>332399

sounds hot

Yeah, there's bound to be female versions of people like me here.

People that can manage themselves around people under the right circumstances and seem to be fairly well liked and aren't really ugly, but are too socially shy and clumsy to approach others or actively accept other's approaches.

>>331659
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alcohol, do you drink it?

Seriously. Fuck clubs, go to parties, get some beer or liquor, drink it, talk to people. It'll help you to loosen up, and it brings everyone else to the same level as you. Have some fun, meet some people, and if you remember them in the morning, call them up to hang out sober. If they remember you as "that crazy guy from that party last night", so much the better

OP Here...this thread has derailed a little bit

really..it started out with my inability to find friends...

to the butthurt guy who gets pissed off at people using the hikikomori work: of course we're going to use it. It's what we know. this is /jp/. I recognize that i am an antisocial loser, but it's a lot easier to say hikki, because I havne't left my room in so long (over spring break I didn't leave my house the entire time either). Hikki is a widely known word around here, so we'll use it

I don't care so much about girlfriends or anything like that right now. Yes, I need to find a date for the trip next week, but that's not a big deal. Really, I just need better social skills.

Also, does that not masturbating thing work? I can't imagine not doing it..

>>332408

It's a self-perpetuating cycle. I mean, let's face it, you DO live up to the stereotypes of your gender. To be honest I do admit part of it is my own fault, I should be more active, but as far as I'm concerned I have so much work to do at university I'm not really bothered about finding a girlfriend at the moment.

>>332408

I'm not saying that there's no semi-attractive female anons anywhere on the site, but you strike me as one of those hideous and annoying bitches that are bitter from years of people being cold to them because of their ugly appearances and bad personalities.

Oh by the way, if you think it's hard for you to meet, talk to people now, wait til you graduate or drop out.

It gets much worse.

>>332387
im a retard ;_;

>>332437

Please explain how I live up to the stereotypes of my gender. I haven't said much beyond "I'm female," so I'm curious as to how you know so much about me.

>>332424
alcohol is definitely a social lubricant, but if you are already fed up with humanity, going to a party with a bunch of drunks aint gonna restore your faith

>>332404

Well, not "forced", but lets just say that it was really uncomfortable due to circumstances that I don't want to get into.

>>332424

Only good looking people are funny and cute when they're drunk. If you're ranging anywhere from midly acceptable to ugly fuck, do yourself a favor and don't get wasted. You'll wake up in a puddle of your vomit and if you're lucky no one took pics of their teabag sessions on you.

>>332364

lol no, hormones don't work that way

>>332451

>Yeah, well, I'm a female (wow, there's more than one! Imagine that?). I guess you guys are going to go ahead and assume that I'm fat/ugly/aids/whatever now, huh?

>Gee, I wonder why so many of you are so ronery.

= Bitch.

>>332408


Please go away. You're making the rest of us look fucking retarded.

/jp/ we're really not all fat, ugly, nasty sluts. It's not women. It's just people.

>>332441

Haha, oh, wow! I've barely said anything ITT, but I am so bitter, huh?

I could tell you that I am actually very attractive, but you won't believe me anyway, and I'll just get called an attention whore for having good self-esteem and telling the truth.

>>332471
or you could post pics

you can't call yourself attractive. its up to everybody else to decide

>>332433

True, like the word weaboo, I think it can be used with varying degrees. A no holds barred hikkikimori would probably not even call himself such, as he's too busy on his Unlimited Troll Works anyways. But most anons, who are somewhat introverted and prefer internet society to RL society, but who still wades through college/work/ etc is just a lower power-level hikki.

If you wanted to get worked up on proper word usage, look at how the word "Fag" and "Gay" has degenerated on the internets and its actual proper usage.

>>332451

It's an educated guess, I bet you love shitty wii games for example. Or I bet you have hypocritical expectations that don't really make much sense when put together 'not apathetic but not clingy' for example.

>>332357
>Do you really think we have the faith in people for that? Maybe it's those who are in love that have been blinded to the true nature of people.

>Love blinds people to the fact people are fucking irrational.

derp

>>332458

dick infection?

>>332462
well mine definitely do, havent you ever heard the old story about the football coach telling the team not to jerk off the night before the big game?

>>332471

You're fucking bragging about your appearance on 4chan? That makes you an attention whore.

You posting your gender for no reason?
That makes you an overdramatic cunt.

You judging a bunch of people on the internet whose opinions widely vary? This makes you a bitch.

GTFO.

>>332476

If I post a picture, then I'll get called a cam whore. Vicious cycle is vicious.

Other people do.

>>332488
No, sorry, I'm not a fratboy faggot.

>>332495
POST A FUCKING PICTURE YOU DUMB WHORE.

If you don't like women on the internets then don't pay attention to them. It's not that hard, anon.

>>332488
our coach told us it every game...i wasn't really a player, but my school was so small, that everyone was on the team.

but i dont think anyone actually ever followed it. i'm really curious as to this whole hormone thing now. if all it takes to give my self even just a little boost is stop maturbating, well then I think i could make the sacrifice

>>332471

Your posts scream bitter.

You're getting defensive. Defensiveness =/= bitterness, but bitter people tend to be defensive. Take that with the fact you're here and you're standing on a soapbox talking about how good you look in a place where nobody can confirm it (social stupidity... you don't brag about something like that when nobody will believe you), and you fit the bill.

>>332500
We just get trolled easily.

>>332480

I don't even have a wii. As sad as that is.

I'd rather have apathetic than clingy.

>>332495

you are freaking anonymous you dumb whore!

is it so bad that random people on the internet call your anonymous self a camwhore?

>>332476

What's the point? She'd just post a pic of another girl.

>>332507

I love the way you talk also diseased sluts with their diseased holes, wanting cock to plug up their gaping, nasty orifice.

Wanting PENIS to fill them up, to fill the void left by daddy's absent love. Slobbering on that knob, gobbling on that knob, spreading their cunt-rot to men and corrupting their fine masculine spirits.

Nasty dripping slimeboxes, full of poison. Nothing but wellsprings of emptiness and woe.

Fucking sluts. They all need to die.

>>332514
thats why one writes "sup /jp/ March 28 1:20 AM" on their hand/paper

>>332502

Haha, okay anon. I only mentioned the looks thing in response to something you said, but w/e.

It wasn't my intent to sound defensive, for the record. I'm lmao-ing at this entire thread.

>>332515

that is now delicious.

>>332521

I'm not familiar with photoshop, but that sounds like an easy task.

>>332529
well then check the meta-data or whatever the hell that is that tells you what kind of camera the pictre was taken with etc.

>>332488

There are a lot of myths that persist in athletics that don't have a shred of scientific evidence. And that "old story" is just that, a story.

Masturbation (as any form of sexual stimulation) INCREASES androgen and vasopressin levels.

>>332522
POST THE PICS YOU VICIOUS FUCKING WOMAN! POST THEM, YOU DIRTY COCK SLOBBERING WHORE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! GO AND MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF 8 LARGE BLACK MEN RAPING YOU, YOU FILTHY FUCKING SYPHILIS INFESTED CUNTRAG! LONG LIVE THE PATRIARCHY!

>>332529

its easy to do a shop but also easy to find out if something was shopped or not.

>>332461
>Only good looking people are funny and cute when they're drunk.

Unless everyone around them is drunk. This is (partly) why people will get wary of you if you don't drink at a party.

>>332542

I do love black men.

>>332522

Your tone sounds bitter. At the very least, you're socially stupid.

You can say that you're not ugly and be believable without telling everyone here how attractive you are when nobody will believe you.

>>332550
THERE YOU GO THEN! YOU'RE A DIRTY RACE MIXING PIECE OF SHIT IN ADDITION TO BEING A WHORE. ENJOY YOUR CHILDREN WHO YOUR FATHER BRINGS UP TO HATE WHITE EUROPE AND WHITE EUROPEANS.

DIE WHORE!

>>332501
>>332541

i dont know if its hormones or what the science is, but it definitely WORKS for me. It's easier to look women in the eyes, easier to think of things to talk about, i worry alot less about whether what i said was stupid or not. You know that feeling in the pit of your stomach where you are trying to work up the courage to talk to someone? It just doesnt happen. As soon as I think, I should say hi to that girl, it comes out. And we are talking. Easy-peasy.

But if I jerked off the day before, I get that feeling, and I just stand there awkwardly.

How about asking doctors for drugs? (say you have social anxiety or something?)

I vaguely remember having an easier time talking to people when I was on Tapazole. But then I don't really remember because that drug also makes me very forgetful.

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>>332553

Okay~ I'm bitter, and socially stupid, and super fugly. Believe what you want to, anon~ :)

>>332571
JUST DIE! THROW YOURSELF UNDER A CAR! SPARE YOURSELF THE EMBARASSMENT OF PROCREATING WITH SOMEONE, BECAUSE THE END RESULT SURE AS SHIT ISN'T GOING TO BE PRETTY! DIRTY RACE-MIXER! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>332568
Oops, wrong drug. Tapazole's for my thyroid.

What was the name of that tranquilizer that helps with anxiety...

>>332577

Wow, anon. You sure are passionate! I admire that in a man.

>>332569
i gotcha too

i was going to just save this thread, or hope that its still alive in the morning, but this seems like a better idea

>>332571

glad to see you finally telling the truth. Its a good first step towards curing your problem...although ugliness cant be cured I guess...

>>332522

Yes, lmao away, that'll surely stroke your ego, as you somehow assert your superiority among the already failures among us (Just look at the OP).

But the thing is, you have more in common with anon than you think. By claiming such superiority, you base your self-esteem off of those lesser of you, which is the goal of all the internet flaming and bashfest which it is. To quote Welcome to the NHK, we only see things in terms of winners and losers. Everyone wants to be a winner, so we make others feel worse about themselves every chance they get. And that is the conflict between you and the rest of Anon. Firing away more attacks at each others posts, each trying to hold their ground in this battlefield.

BUT EVEN LOVE CAN BLOOM IN THE BATTLEFIELD

It makes no sense to react like this to someone saying there female. If someone said "I'm a male!" there would be no trolling/flaming like this. It should be the same for someone saying "I'm a female!" It's not purely for attention, it often helps people Explain Their Situation better. And it's not like someone can get "attention" while posting anonymously.

>>332580
DEATH TO ALL RACE MIXING DEGENERATES!

People ITT need to chill out. I left halfway through to for a walk, now it's vibes are way too harsh.

>>332585

>>Explain Their Situation

Sorry, but I don't trust people who throw random capitals into their sentences.

Lorazepam. That was it.

>>332558

Since it sounds like you've thought and ... uh... experimented a lot with this based on the original assumption that it would have an effect, you in anticipating one, developed one--a placebo effect, if you will. Which is not to say it's not a real effect; placebos can be good drugs.

I'm more cautioning generalizing this to other people.

>>332583

AND I DO LOVE YOU ANON.

Let's be superior together!

>>332588

Thread started to suck after all the ronery kagami posts were done :(

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>>332593
You don't trust the Founding Father of the Constitution?

Really, they did it all the time back in the Colonial days, I'd like to see a resurgence of random capitals.

>>332594

Ativan (lorazepam) is a good and safe sedating benzo, and very cheap, but I think more people here would benefit with Xanax (alprazolam) or Klonopin (clonazepam).

>>332568

It's hard to get drugs for anxiety; they'll want to put you first on some combination of an SSRI and buspar or maybe trazodone.

If you ask for something like Valium they'll write you up for "drug-seeking behavior" and you'll never get it.

Might be a bit difficult to talk to the doctor in order to get the pills in the first place though. I should've saved my left over pills from when they were prescribed that one time.

The endocrinologist I see just referred me to a counselor but I never went. It's kind of difficult and I don't really feel comfortable describing my feelings and thoughts to another person.

>>332698
Bah, whiskey in a flask it is then!

>>332722

So how hard would it be to get social anxiety drugs if you told them you were a dropout shut-in for a few years straight?

think we could get one more archive request?