/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Real life Rance mocking /jp/.

>I guess it's good because it keeps you off the streets and that stops everyone's IQ droping by 10
Actually it is the cesspool that fills the local bar that is dropping everyone's IQ

But you are here too.
I love pasta.

It's Saturday and all you lowlife, miserable fucktards are here. I guess it's good because it keeps you off the streets and that stops everyone's IQ droping by 10 after coming into contact with you. Can you even step outside into daylight in a public place without being glared at or insulted?

I bet 5 bucks you haven't experienced anything sexual - apart from being sexually molested by a relative. I'm just away to head out to a night club, probably get blown 22 times. How about you? Browse, jack off, browse, jack off, cry, jack off, cry again because your jacking off. Yeah, sounds like a real fucking party. Try not to have all the fun (!)

I'll probably be back about 2am with 3 or 4 babes, have myself a little orgy. Hope you're still here, I'll even show it live on webcam just to make you feel inferior - if that's even achievable. If at all possible, don't jack off to my 11 inch hyper weapon.

Catch you later, losers.
Image you see is just a little fucking taster.

>>3311777

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>3311799
>Lamborghini
>Ferrari
>Bugatti
>Maserati

The magical shapeshifting car?????

>>3311799

Shit was so cash

reported.

>>3311799
thats me irl

Shit was SO cash.

>>3311763
This picture is such ragefuel. I don't even know why or how it pisses me off as much as it does.

>>3311834

Bad memories anon?

see you rater ~nida

>>3311834
because brock is on the left

It's Saturday and all you lowlife, miserable mongrels are here. I guess it's good because it keeps you out of my kingdom and that stops everyone's IQ dropping by 10 after coming into contact with you. Can you even step outside into daylight in a public place without being glared at or insulted?

I bet 5 bucks you haven't experienced anything sexual - apart from being sexually molested by a relative. I'm just away to head out to a holy grail war and probably fuck my wife about 22 times. How about you? Browse, jack off, browse, jack off, cry, jack off, cry again because your jacking off. Yeah, sounds like an amazing epic. Try not to hog all the glory (!)

I'll probably be back about 2am with 3 or 4 babes, have myself a little orgy. Hope you're still here, I'll even show it live on webcam just to make you feel inferior - if that's even achievable. If at all possible, don't jack off to my bro enkidu.

Catch you later, mongrels.
Image you see is just a little fucking taster.

>>3311834

Their favorite eroge is Fate/stay night.

>>3311834
Because they think they're cool and awesome even though they're human scum morons.

>>3311799

Now THAT's a cool story, bro!

>>3311844
OH NO PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T THIS FILLS ME WITH A RAGE I CAN ONLY EXPRESS BY POSTING ON /JP/ 24/7

>>3311799
>daily 32 hour workout

For some reason, this always makes me crack a grin.

Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.

>>3311770
Real life Rance would ask if there are attractive women amongst us, and if not he'd bring /jp/ to the sex change temple. Rance expands his harem, /jp/ gets to be the little girl. What's not to like?

When I was 9 I accidentally shot a guy like that in the eye with a slingshot. Pretty sure he lost the eye. They never found out it was me. Shit was so cash.

Well I guess not since here I am 10 years later posting on /jp/ on a Saturday night.

>>3311858
Jack sounds like a pretty cool dude

>>3311872
yeah he owns

Hey Idolfags,

My name is Josh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, shut-ins who spend every second of their day worshiping foreign idols you'll never meet. You are everything bad on /jp/. Honestly, have any of you ever gone outside? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending idols give two shits about you because of your extreme lonliness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than dedicating your life to a 2D character.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much normal. I have several good friends, and a moderately well-paying job. What kind of jobs have you worked at, other than "jerking off to pictures of slutty foreign celebrities like a stalker"? I also attend college, and have a normal girlfriend (She just talked to me; Shit was SO cash). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my girlfriend

>>3311858

Why would i drop people's IQ?

ねえ、同性愛者は、

私の名前は宮本武蔵されており、私はあなたのすべての単一の1つは嫌いだ
。すべての場合は、遅延は、生活者愚かなお尻写真を見て過ごすごとにその


日の第2脂肪されています。すべてを、世界で悪されています。正直言って
、あなたのこれまでの任意の芸者尻をひいたの？私は、私はそれの楽しさ
を推測する独自の不安のために人々の楽しさを意味するが、すべてを全く
新しいレベルにする。これはインターネット上で画像をオフけいれんより悪


いです。

見知らぬ人になるなよ。ただ、最高のショットで私を打った。私はかなり完


璧なんだ。私は日本で最も有名な武士、多くの戦争の始動している。武道
スーパースマッシュブラザーズ以外の戦いは何ですか？また、巨大なカタ
ナと叩いてホットしている芸者のガールフレンド（彼女は私の剣をこすり;
クソの シャープだった）している。あなたはすべての人の同性愛者だけ自分を殺す


必要があります。聞いてくれてありがとう。

Hey worthless children,

My name is Kinzo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are men that have no dignity, women that try to be men, and no-lifes who spend every second of their day thinking of ways to steal all my money when I die. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever run a successful business? I mean, I guess it's fun running a mediocre company straight into the ground, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than claiming Krauss is a competent businessman.

Don't be a 19th person. Just hit me with your best stake. I'm pretty much perfect. I've studied magic for years on end, and my skills as a magician can even best a witch. What other hobbies do you have, other than argue who will get more of my inheritance? Unlike you, money throws itself at me, and I have an extremely powerful witch (She just gave me more gold; Shit was SO hidden). You are all failures who should just figure out the epitaph. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my witch.

>then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

This bit got me, 10/10 anon.

The best part of this is
>I guess it's good because it keeps you off the streets and that stops everyone's IQ droping by 10 after coming into contact with you.
>droping

>>3311894
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This is thread is good for a few laugh.
Time to press the ! button.

>>3311799
i was expecting a sicp joke at the end.

>>3311940
USADA USADA USADA USADA USADA USADA

>>3311940
lol, you still watching it?

it's shit right?

>>3311985
LABBY~EN~LOSU

>>3312093
>>3311985
gb2/a/

If this is real... Oh, fuck it, I really doubt this is real. I'm sure that pic was found on fucking Google Image search.

But if it makes OP feel any better I've taken up boxing and I work out regularly. In fact, in my experience I can probably do more on some machines than you can.

Also, having a big cock isn't really an accomplishment, dude, it just happens. Hardly something you had to work for and thus earned being proud of.

>>3311940
one of the girls i'd take as a waifu

>>3311905
Should say "Shit was so cached"