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>>33111179
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I don't know why, but red eyes really get me

>>33111244
She's a mean fox.

>can't stop thinking about how restricting it must be to sleep with horns
I don't know why this bothers me so much.

>>33111498
Animals with horns manage just fine

>>33111498
how many pillows have been lost to careless sleeping positions and sharp horns, I wonder

No horns - no problems.

>>33111517
But they sleep belly-down.

>>33111536
Is that a rat?

>>33111549
So do I

>>33111521
>sharp horns
I bet they sell rubber protectors that go on horns.

>>33111572
But monster girls with horns don't.

>>33111558
A fox

>>33111601
Why does she have buck teeth?

>>33111605
That's her tongue.

>>33111579
Is this any way to treat a dragon?

>>33111660
She must pass safety checks.

>>33111660
She did that to herself though....

>>33111673
A Wurmspection!

The question is, can YOU hear your waifu's milk sloshing around in her jugs and her vaggy spasm and quiver in phantom pain and/or anticipation of your benis? If not, you probs aren't cut out for the job and should just date a normal human.

Bringing your big wife to orgasm over and over for hours with only your fingers.

>>33111817
That's just unhealthy.

>>33111869
Yeah yeah, and so is having sex for 12+ hours a day and the wife scrubbing off a full-body crust of sperm of her in shower by the end of it. Blah blah blah.
Into the human woman pit with you.

>dragon wife sometimes gets so hot and bothered, she literally bursts into magical flames
>convenient because it burns off her clothes so she can get to sex quicker, inconvenient if she just burned up her favorite clothes

>>33111929
Why would monster girls keep human woman pits?

>>33111964
To make more men?

>>33111948
>burns off the clothes you gave her
>spends rest of the day locked in the bedroom sobbing

>You. Get in.
>oh umm w-well it's kinda late I don't wanna be late f-
>NOW.

>>33111983
Would they still be allowed to see their sons?

>>33111999
I need to start shopping in the salamander section of the clothing store.

>>33112018
Sorry, I'm not into girls with small tails.

>>33111999
Just cheer her up with your dick.

>>33112018
>six tails
Sorry, ma'am. I don't mess around with foxes with less that eight tails.

>>33112018
Sure thing, just let me get the pool toys.

>>33112040
You just have to yank on them while plowing her and they'll grow.

>>33112018
I am bothered by where the tails below the topmost one grow out of.

>>33112091
Anyone who has ever attempted to find the base always disappeared into the fluff

>>33112091
They're actually just buttplugs and she's just a regular fox lying about being a kitsune!

Don't forget to give your wolfus chin rubs. Headpats are nice, but she needs love down there as well.

So is there any monster girl massage parlor that doesn't have happy endings?
Just to make sure I avoid them.
Also ,what are monster girl happy endings like?

>>33112425
she gives you a hug, and you get married

>>33112536
Snek clan!

>>33112536
Would spears or anit-calvalry swords be better then that one katana?

>>33112547
Probably the eternal rivals of the Foot Clan

>>33112525
>Ask for happy ending
>She takes out a wedding dress and take you to a church of the fallen goddess that's close by
>Marries you
>You got the best end

>>33112563
I thought that was turtles

>>33112584
Turtles can't keep up with the times

>>33112562
Katanas can cut through anything, bro.

>>33112596
Im reminded of this one anime where a shine maiden's katana vcould cut through anything... apart from Nata de coco

>>33112596
Ochi's have finally figured out the magic internet box.

>>33112596
blablabla [insert rant on how katanas are shit in the grand scheme of weaponry] blablabla

>>33112704
I like to say katanas are not shit, just overated due to weebs and edgelords

>>33112704
No!

>>33112746
>>33112704
They are pretty shit, but due to the fact there was almost no steel in Japan and the forging technique never really went far, not because the idea is retarded. Modernized katanas are okay.
>>33111827
Female orgasm denial and female orgasm ruining is patrician tier fetish, even more so if the girl is BEEG.

>>33112924
See, when it comes to anime weaponry, I'm more of a fan of "giant two-hander weilded with ease"
though thats probably becuase phisically I am a gorrila and unga sword fits me more than elegant fencing

>>33112984
Well if you are a gorilla that would perfectly explain the need to overcompensate.

>>33113006
Just use fingering instead.

Seeing as we are on this talk
Pick a monster and add a bullshit anime weapon

You refused to pat her head? How could you. Monster.

>>33113086
Kakuen with wukong's staff
Gremlin and PILE BUNKA
Lilims and dark matter satilite lazer

>>33113110
>You refused to pat her head?
No I didn't

>>33113086
Pharaoh and chain-Khopesh

>>33113086
>Winged lamia
Multiple pairs of laser cannons attached to her sides along her length.
>Centaur
A pair of huge back-mounted cannons with handles she can grab onto to aim. Alternatively, multi-rocket launchers instead of cannons.

>>33113159
do you mean 2 connected by a chain or two of used kratos style?

>>33113086
>>33113172
Also, how about Infinite Stratos, but with the equipment specialized for different kinds of monster girls?

>>33113177
Both.

And like a chainsword from 40k.

>>33113006
Hey! large swords can be fun!
besides, in case of small dick, where I could fail there I will make up for it with a display of strengh and stamina

>>33113202
In penetrating.

>>33113199
thats too much chain

>>33113210
Then just add more sword.

>Anon ends up in MGE
>Lilim unaware of what he is decides to tease him by putting on her most demonic expression and telling him she will suck his soul out
>Since he knows the truth he is not intimidated, at all
>her face pic related

>>33113358
It's all fun and games until she mindbreaks you with her tail tickling your prostate

Manhandle hoss

So my harpy neighbor is really into singing. Like REALLY into singing. I swear she's always singing something just passively when on the balcony or the corridor to our apartments. I've always thought her singing was great and I've told her that before. She invited me to karaoke and I was entranced the whole time, but she didn't seem too happy for some reason. After singing her last song she just looked me over and said something about how the songs she picked were no good and she's a failure, storming home. I don't know what to do, especially considering what happened yesterday. I got the most massive boner when she happened to sing some Rick Astley next door. Like it was more than just a boner. I wanted to FUCK THE DAYLIGHTS out of her while she sung Never Gonna Give You Up. How do I look her in the eyes an apologize?

How do monstergirls make female aimed and oriented media and works human females? Would Shoujo and Josei media still be a thing, even those aimed toward the female Human audience?

>>33113540
Invite her out on karaoke to Your place to return the favour.

We must compile a list, a list of songs that would most likely be on every single <type> of MG's playlist.

Every single angel type (and I guess Unicorns too) would have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP9wms6oEMo somewhere on their list. Every single Pandemonium MG would have Highway to Hell on it.

>>33114214
Jubjubs: WAP

>>33111498
>I'm EMP-hardened. Relaunch generator in the base of my skull.
>Can't sleep on my back anymore. Can't sleep at all.
>One generator is all I need.

>oh no I a poor innocent human boy am about to wander into a dragon's cave
>she is gonna capture me and keep me as part of her hoard
>anything but that
>even if I realize that this a dragon's cave and run away immediately she will notice my scent and follow me
>she is gonna attack my village and then take me as a punishment for intruding on her territory
>if only I had a brave knight to protect me and my village from this nasty dragon

>oh no I a poor innocent virgin human boy am about to wander into a dragon's cave
>she is gonna capture me and keep me as part of her hoard
>anything but that
>even if I realize that this a dragon's cave and run away immediately she will notice my scent and follow me
>she is gonna attack my village and then take me as a punishment for intruding on her territory
>if only I had a brave knight to protect me and my village from this nasty dragon

>>33114910
I'm not sure if you're trying to bait the dragon, the knight or both

>>33111271
What did she do?

>>33112018
Those are funny looking insignias

I've just been mistaken for some celebrity. A blue lady with horns and wings jumped to me and asked for an autograph. She seemed really, really excited when I signed whatever she gave me.
Feels nice to be mistaken for someone famous. Any anons had here had a situation like that?

>>33115078
Ah, she must have watched that "how to get a husband with 5 easy steps (NO RAPE!)" video on monstertube

>>33115078
Congrats

>>33113110
That's because she didn't let me touch the base of her tail

>>33113387
Too bad for her I wear pants. She's not getting in there

>>33115182
I thought those were banned

>>33113387
How does getting mindbreaked by a lilim feel like? Do you get instantly in love with her? Or does she overstimulate you with pleasure until you're on your knees

>>33115078

I require a four-armed demon to start a large family with.

>>33113540
Depends. Did you sing a duet during the karaoke?

>>33115043
Yes. And all those pleasure insignias are currently activating. So you should GET. IN. NOW.

>>33115106
What are the other four steps? Ask for a photo together?

>>33115225
I asked her if she wanted to but she just looked at me and acted embarrassed and said maybe next time

sky patrol

>>33115306
Swooping is bad

>>33115115
>>33115213
That's trickery. I'm sure the contract can be voided if they deceive anon into signing contracts

>>33115199
No it isn't. If it is, why is the lilim also wearing pants huh?

>>33115306
I’m just trying to travel in my airship but these three keep landing on it and trying to fuck me. Really annoying, guys

>>33115306
The hips on the right one, oh my

>>33115293
You were supposed to keep pressuring her until she agrees. Invite her again today to make up for that mistake

>>33115329
>Hiring a demon lawyer to help you void an illegally signed demon contract
>Signing the legal documents put you in another contract
>It was a setup all along, now you're the shared property of both

>>33112536
>>33112562
Really though, assuming "semi" realistic physics, the tail that can hold her and her gear upright like that would make a much better weapon then anything mundane in her hands.
It would be like being whipped by a muscular treetrunk, let alone constriction.

>>33115078
Same Anon, I got home and she was standing under my doors haha. Some guy has a really devouted fan. She excused her way inside and started making me a dinner, almost like a wife haha.
I never had a fan and she's very polite and sexy so I won't mind. She even brought her own spices and some bubbling pink wine, looks expensive.
I feel bad for not telling her I'm not famous, but I never had and propably will never have a groupie make me a dinner again, so I'll tell her she got the wrong guy after we eat.

>>33115437
Sometimes, you should have a fast weapon to finish the kill after stunning the opponent with said treetrunk

>>33115446
Anon no. Stop drinking whatever that pink wine is, you don't know what she's put into it

>>33115205
Won't they just play with You for a while without having sex and then toss You to some follower of her to be claimed?
I thought Lilim only marry powerful heroes and the regular blokes get played with, fed on (without penetration) and given to some grunt who can't find a husband otherwise, as a reward for faithful service.
If You want a Lilim best get training hard, fast.

>>33115407
That's why you get a wurm lawyer instead! They don't try to trick you with binding contracts

>>33115515
You're thinking of Echidna.

>>33115437
Snakes should wield two swords to imitate two fangs. All style, no substance is the way to go.

>>33111179

>>33115515
It's like real life, except the roasties have super powers.

>>33115446
>I'll tell her she got the wrong guy after we ea
That's awful, she's going to be devastated when she realizes all that hard work went for some random guy she'd never heard of before.

>>33115672
Anon is no longer some random guy when he signed the papers

>always wanted a cute harpy gf
>download roostr, the harpy dating app
>what's the worst that could happen
>see cute trad harpy girl, says she wants to go out
>meet up with her at the local park
>greeted by a fucking black harpy digging in the trashcan
>"Oh hey, you must be anon. I was just getting a quick snack before our date, want some?"
>she offers me a half eaten bag of cheetos
>don't want to make her feel bad so take her on the date I planned
>head back home, what a disaster
>next day, find another cute harpy, she wants to go on a date
>meet up with her at the arboretum
>it's the same fucking black harpy
>she notices me and stops fighting with a random werecat over a piece of aluminum foil
>"What's up anon, sorry you had to see that, come on lets go!"
>take her on the date I planned like nothing was wrong
>head back fuming
>this time I won't risk it again
>switch locations to a city an hour away, find another cute harpy and invite her out
>take the bus there, super excited about our amusement park date
>get there, don't see anybody
>hear some rustling in my pocket followed by some distinct squawking
>are you fucking kidding me
>it's the same black harpy playing with my keys
>"Oh hiya anon, I can't wait for our date, I really wanna ride the roller coaster"
Anyone else get scammed by fucking roostr too? Do I even risk trying to find a new date?

>>33115717
yeah, she's gonna be real devastated when she realizes all that hard went went to some random loving caring light of her life husband she'd never heard of before

>>33115761
Congrats, your fiance is cute.

>>33115771
I'm sure that she has thoroughly researched anon before asking for his "autograph". Why else would she know the best way to get anon to sign a life-binding contract

>>33115761
I think she'd made a fine girl if you matched her multiple times. What made the date so bad anon?

>>33115761
Either it's your own fault for accepting the girl with the same profile each time, or there's some hardcore catfishing going on that you should report.

Be honest, Anon: Is your wife a pervert?

How do I attract the scariest monster possible?

>>33115966
She better be, I love that shit.

>>33115992
Depends on what you're the most afraid of.

>>33115992
Why would you want to attract a human woman?
Attracting the scariest monster girl is a different question.

>>33116012
That's..... a unique way to call your wife

>>33115966
She married me, what ya think?

>>33115966
Obviously not, she’s a priest

>>33115966
Absolutely. They love doing very lewd things to me. And when i tell th we shouldnt cause they are nuns they do lewder things to me.

>>33116097
When I remind my wife that she's a priestess, she reminds me that she worships the Fallen God by fucking me into the ground.

>>33115966
No. My Dark Elf wife-mistress is not a pervert and honor demands that I fight anybody who implies otherwise.

>>33115446
Fuck, bros...It hurts....

>>33111179
Jiangshi daughter

>>33116191
>fuckbros
Alp no

>>33115966
Not really, my ears are just round and soft so she's interested in them.

>>33116205
K E K
E
K

Tangerine Dream, Pink Floyd, Camel, Mike Oldfield, she can play it all.

>>33114950
She just has a mean personality.

>>33116271
can she play a tune to get my willy at attention

>>33116313
plin plin plon

>>33116271
All I know is she's gonna take me up the Stairway to Heaven

>>33115894
She makes these weird squawking noises, she says it's because she's happy and excited but she did it literally the entire time. All she wanted to talk about was how she's a super fast typer with her wings and can shitpost faster than any other harpy in her family. At the park she kept staring at the trashcans every time we passed by, so I had to put her on my shoulders for half of our stroll. At the arboretum I had to spend the first half of the date preening her feathers back in place after that scuffle and wouldn't stop talking about how that shiny was hers. I even bought her a commemorative shiny coin from the arboretum to make it up to her. At the amusement park she ran into her friend black harpies and they flew up on top of the ferris wheel and started talking about something. All of a sudden more and more of them started showing up and there was just this huge flock of them up there. It was so embarrassing, especially every 20 minutes when she would yell down to me "It's ok honey, only a few more minutes, my neighbor is talking about how she took this sick necklace from a jinko". She is kind of cute in her own way I guess but holy heck she's a handful.

>>33115966
She is a big and BEEG pervert, I'm the hopeless romantic and also a big pervert

>>33116271
>"What kind of music you listen to?"
>Afraid to say video game music.
"Nothing."

>>33116426
>what do you listen to anon
>anime soundtracks
What would she start singing at you?

>>33115966
Yes. She literally can't stop thinking about dick

>>33116457
jubjub?

>>33116449
Sousei no Aquarion - she's into the purest form of love

>>33116161
Mine also reminds me that they worship hathor, fg and eros by making sure i fuck them until they are stuffed.

How do you upgrade your elf?

>>33116552
Elf - Elfer - The Elfest

>>33111179
Reposting becauce nobody answered last thread
If KC is still around and still working on MGE when sexbots become available to the masses, what are the odds of him teaming up with a robotics manufacturer to release a model based on the MGE automaton?

>>33116552
Ranger -> Mystic Archer -> Eye of the Arcane -> wife and mother

>>33116602
Why just the automaton? Gimme a dommy robomanticore with a hydraulic tail.

>>33116552
Fox parts.

>>33116602
Extremely low, MGE is too niche for that. But I can see 2B sexbots being a thing though

>>33116622
Just give me a bomb disposal robot with a fleshlight taped to it.

>>33116552
This elf woman is starting to vex me greatly

>>33116552
Is edgelord Rena the best one like every other edgelord?

>>33116623
but anon that's illegal in most states/provinces

>>33116208
Do elves like round, soft ears like how humans like sharp, long ears?

>>33116762
I don't know about elves but Dragons find human ears utterly fascinating.

Ancient evil gilf foxes are hotter than your waifu

Why is anybody surprised heroines monsterize when they prance around in spats and a miniskirt

>>33116664
>MGE is too niche for that.

>>33116810
Bet they can't take it up the ass like she can tho

>>33115954
>there actually are cute single harpies in anon's area looking for a man
>black harpy is just sabotaging him by kidnapping his dates and showing up there

>>33116840
>used
ew

>>33116840
people won't like to hear this but most people outside this board think of MGQ before they think of MGE

>>33116602
Unfortunately most sexbot development is going into making uncanny valley animatronics that somehow manage to weigh more than their biological counterparts.

Don't feed the stray monsters, always lock your garbage bin!

>>33116964
>not wanting a super heavy yet petite robot waifu

>>33116971
I'm going to YEET that trash panda!

>>33116479
>wightfu listens to the song
>"Only 12 thousand years? What a lightweight "

>>33116810
I'd care to disagree friend, nobody is cuter or sexier than my wife

You know how occasionally online artists will become obsessed with a hot female background/mob character from a show or game? Makes me think monsters would draw fanart of male mob enemies from games getting raped by monsters, or their husbands dressed as those characters getting raped by a self-insert

>>33116999
Not one that is an eerie mimicry of the human form.

>>33117064
"Why did you draw me with a gigantic biceps and abs like rock? My shoulders aren't broad like a brick house either and you're taller than I am."
>"Shut up. Just like my fan art."

>>33117128
Nah, they'd just draw you with a huge dick, big balls, and her getting blasted head to toe in cum, with a cumflated belly and womb, fertilized eggs. That is monster girl paradise

>>33117128
>New piece of art from a Zipanguese lewds artist you follow
>She drew a character that looks exactly like you dressed as a lvl 1 bandit being raped by her self-insert dressed as the main character
Better double check that you locked the door tonight

>>33116771
What do they want to do with human ears?

>>33117184
I love the fertilization zoom ins.

>>33117212
Molest them

>>33113184
>Infinite Stratos
Is that YuGiOh reference?

>>33116345
She sounds cutely immature, but maybe that's because she is young. But if you think she'd be a viable and fluffy partner, you can always try to teach her how to be classy gift her a black top hat to match her feathers

How would your wife react if she saw a human boy laying in the snow like pic related? What would she do?

>>33116839
What are they supposed to wear then? A dress? That'd mess up her movement which is important for battle

>>33116869
is a black harpy smart enough to plan all that?

>>33117307
>What are they supposed to wear then?
Full suit of armour

>>33116904
>MGQ
You mean Monster Musume.

>>33116345
I love the idea of monster girls subconsciously making their animal noise when they get really excited. Like a crow jabbering with an excited “AWRAWK” in the middle, a lamia dragging out her breathy sounds, and the obvious awoos and moos of wolfus and cow species.

>>33117347
Bur armor would crush or melt instantly with any monster attack. The only way the Order can battle monsters is to not get hit in the first place

>>33116552
Twilight would be a good look for a Bicorn or other centaur.

>>33117350
you are unfortunately correct

>>33117390
That beg the question what kind of sounds would kikis, griffons and other cross-species montergirls make
Also what would sharkgirls say?

>>33117393
EV builds suck though.
No wonder the Order is losing, they should know that one point of AC is worth at least three points of EV.
After all, in any serious engagement you will face multiple monsters, and the value of evasion falls off exponentially as the amount of incoming attacks increases.

>>33116904
People on this board think this is a Monster Musume thread.

>>33117467
Please stop advising the order Anon, the big strong undead girls need frail, wispy knight boytoy brides to take home.

>>33117323
the last thing you want to do is underestimate black harpies anon

What even is the appeal of KC's lore? He designs neat mamono but his fixation on marriage and "the pleasure and depravity of little girls" is some serious autismo shit

Am I the only one that’s kinda disappointed that incubization doesn’t actually give you horns or wings or anything?

>>33117511
I'll bite. The marriage part is nice. The second part is usually ignored or praised based on the Anon. But the marriage part is really nice. Really really nice. Really really really nice.

>>33117518
I'm sure there are ways to get those if you so desire. You too can be a daemon prince to entertain the kids at their birthday parties.

>>33117518
I think it would be cool if you could magic up claws or horns or whatever that matches your wife if you needed them to fight or whatever, but I definitely wouldn’t want anything that changes me fundamentally. That’s too far into monsterb**

>>33117511
Bigger focus on lovey stuff than most smut.
>marriage
That's a good thing.
>"the pleasure and depravity of little girls"
It is some serious autismo shit, but at least it's not omnipresent and it could have been creepier than it is.

>>33117189
>>33117064
>interdimensional travel becomes a realty
>well not really, nothing living can be sent through a portal
>but scientists send a sphere wit various things like basic maths, books, pictograms explaining where earth is and that life is composed of coal
>apart from that there's 10 pictures of humans
>You somehow won the internet lottery to be one of them
>a few months pass, whoever is on the other side sends their own container back
>a few months later we still can't travel there, but we finally can access some sort of a shared internet
>go there
>it's absolutely filled with fanarts/fapfics/animations/3d videos of You getting fucked silly by every possible monstergirl
>bulky, muscular version of You pounding a nekomata into submission
>scrawny twinky version of You drawn like an anime character going ahegao with heart pupils from being choked and pounded into the ground by a red oni
>something like sfm animation of You getting raped by a pack of feral Hellhounds
>arts with faparts of You are #1 trending on mamonotwitter
>mamonochan has an entire board for You
>full of hornyposting and anons laying claim for You
>the same pic You've sent is posted
>"Anon will never be Yours, why live?"

What song plays when you're getting raped by a hellhound?

>>33117625
oh sweet mother of Hel what the fuck?
No seriously this would have me terrified.

>>33117645
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9i718kBU

>>33117645
Sweet Emotion

>>33117489
They don't listen anyway, otherwise they would know that focusing shields has much more outsize benefit than focusing dodging, and is a much better option for single-target damage mitigation, even for half-casters.
If they bothered to learn these things they wouldn't end up completely drained by wight packs on the third floor.

Don't disrespect Bapho-chan, please. You don't want to end up in the Iron Cunny, would you?

>>33117294
>Anon decides to teach her to be classy
>Her friends are surprised when they see her in a girl suit with a fancy pocket watch
>Always checking it, says it's unladylike to be late
>In reality anon told her to look at the shiny watch if she ever felt tempted to go rummage through some trash or steal some keys again

If you're a character in an adventure story, your best bet at avoiding being lewded is to fill the role of comic relief.

>>33117511
>>33117518
newfags

>>33117675
fuck you bapho-chan, you're going to have too many scenes in the game and the time could be much better spent on other girls

>>33117693
It's better to be active since you can't get lewded if you're the one doing the lewding!

>>33117675
I-Iron cunny?!

>>33116345
>Anon comes home one day
>The harpy is there sitting on the bedroom window sill
>Asks what she's going
"Oh hi Anon, I was just keeping an eye out for prey. Oh you mean up here? This is my perch silly."
>Jumps on his bed and starts rolling around
"I like the nest you got for us, it's spacious and soft!"
>Her feathers get all ruffled and her hair is messy
>Anon sighs and grabs a brush

>>33117693
You can't be lewded if you're a dense harem protagonist

>>33117699
>everyone I disagree with is a newfag

>>33117675
What could I possibly do to disrespect Bapho-chan?

>>33115217
>Reverse image search hoping for generic mayadere marriage proposal demon
>It's just the last page
>Vanilla deredere 4 legged degeneracy manticore pussy doujin with embracing the girl from behind

I went looking for copper and found gold

>>33117670
>Not having dwarf-made armour with anti magic runes
Wights should start learning how to duel instead of sitting around drinking boxed wine all day

>>33117675
Fuck off baphochan cunny fucking sucks and so does your shitty ass cult. Hope the Order destroys you all

>>33117726
Yes, newfag

>>33117788
if you want an echo chamber just go back bro

>>33117795
Asking any of those questions only shows I'm right, maybe you should go back

>>33117625
A few months later, a lich worked together with some gremlins to incorporate a human's soul and memories into a device. All the machines and complete directions were sent through the portal. Now the question is, would you follow the instruction to portal to the world of deprived mamonos? And if you do plan on transferring, what do you plan on doing when you arrive

>they’re crying and calling eachother newfags AGAIN

>>33117437
>That beg the question what kind of sounds would kikis, griffons and other cross-species montergirls make
Depends on the power dynamic. If the kiki is being a sub, then she'd happily chirp like a cute little pigeon. If she is punishing mastah for taking their relationship too slowly, she'd howl like a mad wolf

>>33117726
>>33117795
>Phoneposter(s) who want to add monsterboys despite the creator of the setting saying it isn't possible
Nah the other guys right. Newfags should get a hint and blend in or fuck off
>>33117595
>>33117610
The entire point of mge is that it's relatively vanilla for a monstergirl setting. What makes it unique is the fact that there isn't the excessively degenerate fetishes you find in other monstergirl settings like mgq or succubus prison. If you want monsterboys and vice versa you can go to the plethora of other settings that cater to such things instead of attempting to shoehorn it into mge where it's explicitly not welcome

>>33117474
Wait. It isn't?

>>33117858
This, so much this


fucking newfags are getting out of hand, yall should do something about them

>>33117777
You'd expect for the Order to provide their soldiers with equipment to resist magic and negative energy when raiding a crypt full of ancient wights and liches but it seems like all they issue is piddly shortswords of holy wrath nowadays, as if the extra damage is going to stop them from getting level drained.

>>33117679
God, imagining a black harpy in a three-piece suite is really hot
i think i have a fetish for women in suits

>>33117862
I'm not sure if you're being facetious or if you don't frequent the thread and happened to see my post, but these threads are about 80% MGE.

>>33117719
Can you even use a comb to brush feathers?

>>33117882
Buddy you've done this several times before. It wasn't funny then, isn't now, and you're only reinforcing our point by being a passive-aggresive smarmy faggot when called out. Don't @ me again. Nigger

>>33117918
Calm down, newfag.

>>33117511
I think it's overall an improvement of MGQ, no instant loss sex, no killing someone with sex, no vore. Some things are arguably a tiny bit worse, mainly the whole "everyone is fucking 24/7" thing, but it has its appeal.
My biggest concern is that loli and incest are a bit too invasive, I wouldn't mind the whole sabbath thing, but monsters already seeking sex at age of 10, and if You won't let them - developing incestuous feelings for their own family is a bit too much.
If loli shit was optional and there was no real incest, and if the fucking was less intense unless You wanted it too, and also if the theme was shifted a little bit from "ooga booga demonic corruption" it would be perfect setting imho. Maybe one day someone will improve on it like it improved on MGQ.

>>33117889
>DOES THIS HURT?

Can we please stop arguing about newfags every single thread?

>>33117749
thanks for making me look it up

>>33117882
>>33117858
>>33117820

I'm going to marry a mamono then lock her in my basement. Then I'm going to force myself on thousands of other monster girls, since that's what they deserve. I'm going to make them drink my cum, it'll taste disgusting and they'll cry. I'll go on anti-monster rampages. The only monsters I'll be nice to are monsterboys

>>33117645
"Highway to hell" by AC/DC

>>33117918
>our point
Well at least you have the us vs them mentality down pat, at this rate we'll start posting pepes (ironically, of course) in no time

>>33117889
>negative energy
Can't stop the power of love

>>33117912
Despite making only 20% of the threads...

>>33117940
>rings of rn+: they could save your virginity

>>33117949
epic

>>33117940
>wight shouts "LEFT HAND RULE!"
>all she does is drain you with her left hand

>>33117693
>avoiding being lewded
Why. Most fun is not to encourage or discourage it but see what people do on their own

>>33117914
A comb for the messy hair, the feathers need to be hand mouth preened

>>33117895
super hot but unfortunate she can't wear stark white gloves with it

>>33117822
Yes.
>what do you plan on doing when you arrive
You're saying it as if you'd get a chance to enact an elaborate plan once you've arrived. Remember that your soul still needs to be placed into a physical body, so whoever does that probably becomes your wife

>>33117858
>Monsterboys

Ew. All I want is KC to hurry up you fucking faggot and let Mamano have male human offspring so me and my cute Jinko waifu can take my Chad sons fishing and deer hunting together

>>33117934
Are you new? Literally everying you are complaining about is false. There is no real 24/7 sex outside of possibly pandemonium (even then it's probably hyperbole also), loli is 100% optional and nobody is forcing it on you. Incest outside of a few breeds has never been the norm for monsters. There is no real rape monsters don't literally force sex, especially sex or body types you don't like, on you. Monster and incubi have normal lives and hobbies and interests outside of sex.

>>33117942
>Why can't Metroid crawl?
>I'm running Nesticle emulator by the way, tried pressing every keyboard key

>>33117437
>>>33117390
>Also what would sharkgirls say?

"OM NOM NOM you taste so yummy Anon I'm gonna eat you up haha quit struggling and let me nibble you more!"

>>33118204
You do realize you don't have to wait for KC to advance the storyline to fantasize about raising sons with your waifu, right?

>>33118208
>Are you new?
And you still gave him a (You)

>>33118242
>expecting KCfags not to get baited

>>33111179

>>33118208
Citation(s) needed for all that shit from the Encyclopedia. I can think of multiple entries that explicitly state more of less continuous sex (JubJub being one, although that's a bit of a meme), and Devil bugs, Mice, and other creatures are explicitly bigamous and incestuous (cringe). As for lolishit, there's SIGNIFICANT overrepresentation of this cursed fetish in the Encyclopedia, even down to KC making Sabbath versions of ordinarily non-loli characters. I like KC's stuff, but you have to admit MGE has some serious drawbacks.

>>33118282
Yes.

>>33118229
>quit struggling
But that'd be too boring. besides you'd nibble me more roughly if I thrash around would you?

>>33118233
Yeh, but frens here don't like it :(
>>33118282
What Monstergirl always falls for bait?
>>33117918
>@ me
Negroid detected
>>33117934
Spot on analysis, love KC, but he could clean things up a bit
>>33117940
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
YOU WANNA MARRY MEEEE!

>>33118282
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>33117437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3brzUImE8EY

>>33118289
If those things trigger you maybe you should just fuck off back to reddi t

>>33118208
>There is no real 24/7 sex outside of possibly pandemonium
wtf I hate MGE now

>>33117645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkwKR04tPQ

>>33118358
>still seething

>>33118282
>>33118404
Are you 15?

>>33118349
>What Monstergirl always falls for bait?
Mersharks.

>>33118204
I always just headcanoned that part out, or at least bumped up the timeline to modern times. Either way sons are born human, daughters are born monster. Boys do not incubize until they hit sexual maturity.

>>33118451

>>33118451
Of all things it's the finbutt that ameks me kinda uncomfortable.

Haughty monsters should be cursed into becoming shortstacks.

>>33118349
>Yeh, but frens here don't like it :(
Fuck anyone that gives you shit for it.
It's an entirely metaplot based issue, so it can be done away with if the story you're trying to tell doesn't focus on the metaphysical conflict of mge.

>>33118349
>using emojis
>mass replying
Fag

>>33118519
Haughty shortstacks?

>>33118422
anon, please, you can stop giving me replies at any time

>>33118544
>emojis

>>33118476
But you'd still bite it won't you, sharky?

>>33118597
>

>>33117853
what if she's a dirty little kinkymora

I’m going to sneak up behind a Tentacle and start sucking one of her tendrils!

>>33118597
Making faces with text are emojis. It's an IMAGEboard site for a reason

>>33116999
I know where I want to be.

>>33118614
Do not taunt sharks

>>33118631
Those are emoticons, you zoomer.

>>33117693
You fool! Everyone knows the comic relief gets the girl in the end. It’s one final joke as the maiden passes by the ruggedly handsome warrior to kiss the funny gremlin of a man.

>>33118645
Yeah, at the end, while avoiding all the lewding on the way.

>>33117675
I DO WHAT I WANT!

>>33118643
And?

>>33118639
As long as you're not in the water, a little sharky like you won't be able to get me

>>33118682
>a little sharky like you won't be able to get me
Anon, I...

>>33118629
And then the rest of her tendrils will wrap you up on instinct. So unless you want to be milked, you should not do that

>>33118746
Pink sharks make no sense but I would like one very much

>>33118672
They're different things with different etymologies and history.

>>33118632
tell me more about this boatfucker world

>>33118628
She's probably humming happily as she writes more erotica to reenact scenarios with master

>>33117719
At least she isn't fighting the tengu in the front yard over a bag of empty cheetos

>>33117675
I wouldn't dream of it. Contrary to what you might believe, Bapho-chan and my wife Titania are old friends that supposedly go way back. Something about Bapho needing the fairies' help with some Sabbath plans and the two of them hitting it off (despite her obviously not being a loli). We occasionally have her over for dinner, where her and my wife talk reminisce about the old days

>>33118827
It's also a planefucker world

>>33119085
and a tankfucker world

>>33117714
You heard that right. The iron cunny.

>>33119085
A-anthro planes????

>portals open
>Shirokuto discovers the Internet
>Anon's face when he meets her and she refers to him as "zoomer"

>>33119106
Would this>>33119085 happen to be the Iron Cunny?

>>33117675
Bapho-chan? More like BRAPO-chan!

>>33119136
>what is this "streaming" that you talk of?

>>33119134
sometimes

>>33119165
What do you call a gassy baphomet? A BRAPHOMET!

The normalfag fears the prime age girls.

>>33118645
>It’s one final joke as the maiden passes by the ruggedly handsome warrior to kiss the funny gremlin of a man.
Wat. Has this actually ever happened?

>>33118746
>Pink Sharku with legs

Yum

Hear me out:

Monstergirl Encyclopedia would be a whole lot better and nuanced if:

>most MGs will fuck an available human, many of them pro-actively
>bad ends like slavery relatively common
>others will just have their fun and leave the guy behind like a used tissue
>for anything more. human would either need to be a real good match for the specific tastes of the MG
>and / or put some serious courtship effort in

makes the whole thing not too cuddly, leaves room for conflict, gives basis about why many would choose to stick with human women and continue the species, but also leaves plenty of room for all kinds of fap fantasies

>>33119409
Not enough black dicks, I say. Adjust your shitpost at once.

>>33119409
No

>>33119409
>Mamano have Casual sex
>Non-virgin Monstergirl
>Girls don't seek out guys for marriage but just for cummies

I don't usually say this, but please, please go back to plebbit you disgusting newfag

>>33119409
We already have monsters for that, they're called human women.

Praise the Pharaoh

>>33119409
Faggot

>>33119428
Yeah, he got us good

>>33119465
Brown girls are so good.

>>33119409
But anon, that's just a normal rapey fantasy world.

>>33119465
I love brown skin and blue highlights

>>33119448
Language! If you keep acting like a brat you aren't going to get any dessert tonight missy.

How to make The Sabbath angry with one picture

>>33119512
Do you?

>>33119581
to be fair, the spell to non loli the lolis is in the loli book

>>33119449
i don't think the encyclopedia outright says it but i got the implication that most monstergirls get hooked forever on the first guy they fuck, even if they happen to meet some gigachad in the future

i think KC just likes his girls that way

>>33119517
She can have mine, now fuck off.

>>33119409
I wish

>>33119409
So they just act like real women? What's the point then?

>>33119581
Make her BEEG and fit and she'll be right in my top 5 with mino and griphon.

>>33119588
Checked and yes, it's a great look

Semi feral is the best state of mind

>>33119183
>tell her streaming is popular these days
>she still doesn't know what it is
>fuck her on stream and tell her you're streaming it
>she acts clueless but thinks she'll have something to brag about to her friends
>she finds out the next day all her friends along with thousands more seen her get fucked already

>>33119596
I know after a MG married a guy, she never ever cheats, and MGs are heavily implied to all be virgins until they pick a guy. KC hates fucking, NTR, all that shit

>>33119697
Bunyips are the goodest of girls.

>>33119617
So we can imagine living with perfect monstergirls as we imagine living with monstergirls that act like real girls as we live in the world where real girls act as real girls

>>33119720
Wanna pet and kiss floofy autism snek and tell her how beautiful she is, and how I can't even express how much I love her while she melts into my arms.

>>33119740
The fucking point is that they don't act like real girls, thankfully. Back to the /tg/ thread with you.

>>33119697
I too like a wife that will suddenly passionately primal fuck me when that time of the month comes

>>33119747
Girls with so much love they struggle to express it are the best.

>>33119762
The fucking point is that I was making a fucking joke exactly about how fucknig pointless it fucking is. Calm the fucking fuck down, fuck.

>>33119697
Bunyips and Tentacles are the best autism duo

One thing I like about EMG is the moon thing

>>33119843
I like 12beasts harpies

Goat

>>33118645
Not in a lewd way though.

>>33119983
Right, in an extremely lewd way.

>>33111179

>>33120089
She looks like she watches her hubby fuck demon pussy

>>33120126
Bicorn hooves wrote this post.

>>33119597
Don't tell me how to raise my daughter-wife

>>33120143
Are you sure?

>>33120089
Centaurs need bigger breasts than those

>>33120126
Man, it must suck to be genetically predisposed to getting cucked.

>>33120249
Unicorns need to learn a few lessons from Shirohebi.

>>33119791
kys

What should I do with captured monster girl cops that tried to infiltrate my apophis venom smuggling operation?

>>33120371
Stay mad

>>33120436
Tie them up good and tight and inject them with it.
Then have sex with your wife in front of them.

>>33120371
>>33120450
stop replying to yourself

>>33120436
Fuck your waifu in front of them and tell them that they could have a husband too but they’re annoying unlovable cops so they won’t get one

What are some mamono that you've recently had a newfound appreciation for? For me, it's Greenworm.

>>33120491
Ocelomeh

>>33120491

Monster idol groups with odd species!

>>33120543
Maracas Griffon was a gift to existence

>>33120580
>Hellhound
Fiery temper and tsundere attitude
>Ocelomeh
Smug cat that loves teasing her fans
>Dragon zombie
Ditzy bimbo of the group that desperately wants a man

Beware the beetles of the forest

>>33120662
I love monster bimbos, purest form of love and lust

>>33120491
I’m starting to like Lava Golems a bit these days, bet they’re amazing cuddle buddies in snowy regions maybe even better cuddle buddies than yetis?

>>33120662
Don't forget Ms. Jinko! She's a cool beauty that does modelling work as well!

>>33120662
>CC Siren manager who is too focused on making songs and performances for her groups to find a man for herself and write him a song

>>33120592
Yes, yes she was

>>33116197
>Go to hospital with zombie wife that still somewhat passes for living
>Ultrasound technician presses paddle to her swollen belly.
>Look of concern.
>"I'm so sorry, the child...it has no heartbeat. Its a stillborn."
>You and your wife congratulate eachother, hug, and start wondering what to name her.
>The technician is visibly horrified.

>>33120683
Based. The mamono gyarus with colored lipstick greentext is still some of the hottest shit I've seen

>>33120686
Is she single?