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>[x] Just enough to declare their love openly/secretly

Merchandise requires a job. Cosplayers are 3d pig disgusting.

This is a false choice.

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[x] Just enough to declare their love openly/secretly

Okuu doesn't have that many merchandise yet

I don't have a favourite touhou, I just find the difficulty level in the games worthy of me.

>>3310516

That reminds me that in the last anime convention here, we saw a few touhou cosplayers.
God... horrible, horrible SHIT.
Except for one Cirno that was fappeable

Platonic love.

Can i pick all 3?

>>3310516
Tenshi is my favorite touhou but I don't actually love her.

None of those, sorry.

Touhous aren't real.

>>3310560
If Sakuya stops time and rapes China, is China able to realize that afterwards?

>>3310573
You shut your whore mouth.

>>3310560

Meiling, I can't remember the last time I saw you actually use reactionchina.jpg

Did /jp/ get gapped back to 2008?

>>3310578
Well, Meiling hasn't noticed so far.

I could have done without the last option, cosplayers are disgusting creatures.

>>3310578
According to some non-touhou doujin I've read recently people didn't notice after they were raped in time stop.

>>3310578

If you touch anything with time stopped, it would be destabilized instantly. Imagine getting touched by something going at an infinite speed. You'd be ripped apart.

>>3310589
People didn't make many threads that would make Meiling feel uncomfortable.

>>3310603
Reminds me of "Chrono War."

>>3310603
If you try to insert laws of physics into this, Sakuya shouldn't be even able to breathe whle in time stop.
Touhou is made of magic and frilly dresses. Don't drag the smart stuff into this.

>>3310600
Wouldn't China notice the semen though? Or does Sakuya thoroughly clean up after herself?

>>3310621
Maybe she's really good at holding her breath.

suddenly, raep reversal!


fap fap fap fap fap

>>3310624
I don't know. Fanon porn doesn't involve stopping time (at least I haven't read any doujins that would). It's usually rape, consensual (that's the majority for the Meiling x Sakuya pairing) or reverse rape with Meiling being dominant.

>>3310643
How could someone rape Sakuya? She can simply stop time and leave.

I feel no love for any touhou character. I just like some of them more than others.

Technically if you even moved in a time stop you would explode the instant you moved back to normal time flow.
Thanks to the fact you literally have a infinite action potential to your blood and everything else since there is no time movement.
I think these are the correct words

I think Sakuya's timestop works by stopping all other moving objects in a wide area, not speeding herself up.

>>3310670
Sort of like how Kiristugu's body goes haywire after he uses his Innate Time Control ability?

>>3310643

is there any more of this anywhere?

>>3310684
I think it works by stopping time with magic and then doing stuff.

[_] Just enough to declare their love openly/secretly
[_] Would rape if real/fap to her cosplayers
Not enough merchandise, really.

I haven't worked with physics and time equations in years.

But time is basically a detraction to the power and potential of any object. Without time in the equation it literally grows infinitely, now imagine moving back to time after having a infinite energy potential. KABOOM you explode in a high speed blood explosion

Sakuya manipulates time and space, not only time. All these weird pseudo-scientific theories have no place when you have a unexplainable hax. How she manipulates space exactly is anyone's guess.

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Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to be a faggot who loves Touhou, but Touhou is fucking stupid! Whoops! You should always remember to stop being a faggot who loves Touhou when posting, unless you want to be known as that faggot who loves Touhou! Posting Touhou when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post things other than Touhou, even if the topic at hand is Touhou!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the touhousux image-board culture!

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Hello. Reported.

>>3310699

Why who's your favourite Touhou?

If it's Meiling then yes, there are no figures or anything of Meiling. Poor China...

Technically if sakuya can manipulate time and space she can appear at any point in the 3rd dimension.
But of course zun probobly hadn't thought this shit out

>>3310726

As opposed to a random geek trying without a physics degree trying to figure how how it would work "in real life" and applying it to an Illusionary Realm.

>>3310727
I've seen one fig of her but it's really low quality. Too bad she'd make a great figure with that figure

>>3310727
>If it's Meiling then yes, there are no figures or anything of Meiling.
Nah, my taste is rather generic. Sakuya it is. I only have Magical Maid figurine. The other existing figurines are either out of my reach or I don't like them. I saw some good stuff on wonderfest this year, hoping that I will be able to get it.

[X] Would rape if real/fap to her cosplayers

>>3310739
That was really bad. Not even in a bad way bad.

For all you guys know there actually might be something like we have in Star Trek, something like subspace.

And for all we know Sakuya might just be standing in one spot and moving the universe around her and not the other way around.

Magic ignores reality, so stop trying to explain magic with science, you cant do it.

Is there a Wriggle figure?

>>3310754
How can you say you love her if you want to rape her?

>>3310766
Rape is a form of love.

You know technically since sakuya is 2d, and you are 3d.

Your 3 dimensional penis would extend along the Z axis infinitely in the 2 dimensional realm.

So if you shoved it into sakuya's vagina it would go in and come out of her mouth and extend forever.

>>3310766
How can you say you love her if you wont eat her shit?

Sakuya's time stop ability does not actually stop time. It only slows it down by a huge ammount and increases her own speed by the same factor.

>>3310766
Yandere love

>>3310775
I love Rika enough that I'd do it if she asked me.

>>3310779
Maybe Sakuya has zero mass. In that case the infinite energy cancels out, right?

>>3310516
Every night I cry a little while hugging my pillow, pretending it was Yukari. I would pretend she was petting me on the head while doing so. Does that count too?

Does it really matter what she can do outside looking cute in a frilly dress?

>>3310809
No.

>>3310809
How come and you don't have a Yukari dakimakura?

>>3310799
What the hell are you talking about? There is no 'infinite energy' as long as you don't accelerate to the speed of light. And I can't remember saying that. In fact, slowing down time to 1/10000 (and increasing her speed by 10000) would be enough to make it feel like time stopped without even getting close to light speed. No need for zero mass here.

>>3310765

I don't think so, no. Nothing on YAJ! at the moment and I haven't seen one. Most of the EoSD and PCB cast have figures. IN And onwards is a little hit and miss.

>>3310825
Zero mass would allow her to completely stop time.

>>3310825

I'm pretty sure "increasing her speed by 10000" isn't the same as slowing down time except for herself, so it appears she's moving faster. It's the same concept as with Warp drive, only using time instead of space.

Technically she would need to compress a infinite amount of time length into a single moment to not explode.

I think I solved this problem

>>3310850
What if she compressed an infinite amount of space-time? Could Sakuya reverse the big bang?

>>3310873
Head. Hurts.

>>3310838
You cannot slow down time or even completely stop it for everyone but not for someone else. If you manipulate time, it affects everyone and everthing. That's why I said that you need to do both, slow down time for everyone (including herself) and increasing her own speed so that she moves at the 'original' speed again but everyone else appears to be frozen.

Maybe the cause of the big bang is the Sakuya of the previous universe compressing it into a singularity.

>>3310873
I think she would technically create a new dimension if you worded that right

As much as I love physics speculation, this is just ridiculous...

>>3310903
Magic does that.

I guess Sakuya is the strongest. She can make the universe implode.

>>3310820
I don't think a body pillow would do much good for my... condition.

>>3310923
You might enjoy hugging it more. I know I much prefer hugging my Rika dakimakura compared to hugging a plain pillow.

And dakimakura covers tend to have a softer fabric that's feels nicer.

[x] Just enough to declare their love openly/secretly

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