/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My cock is injuried, I need Cheshire ass now

>>33079154
What happens if you grip both of her asscheeks and dive face first into her cunt instead?

>>33079508
Well you have a new wife

Surrender to cow vamps

>>33079508
you risk the ensuing loud moan to alert everyone in the office and being required to do the same for everyone else

>>33079458
I wish to give this shark the d.

>>33079641
Quick, you have 15 seconds to run before s he REALLY starts hunting you.

>>33079641

>>33079458
Pale skin, dark hair, dark sclera, yellow irises, sharp teeth sharks have it all, I love them

Precambrian monster girls when? I need some more snibbety snab

>>33079802
You forgot about the sleek scales and elegant fins

>>33079926
Yeah that too

>>33079479
Cheshire ass is not a long term solution for injuries anon... go see a doctor

>>33079874
I don't think you want Precambrian, Anon. Unless you like bacteria.

>>33079874
there was really nothing prior to the cambrian, its when the cambrian started you get all the crazy arthropods

>>33079220
>Ice Queen HR gets her own floor due to multiple complaints about cold
>Having reptile girls run heaters 8 hours a day is also a huge fire hazard
>On the Ice Queen's floor, every day is a snow day
>Other snow girls like Siberian Jinko accounting, White Horn marketing, and IT Yeti move to her floor for convenience
>Anyone summoned to HR gets pelted with snowballs on their long, cold walk to her office

>>33079874
This guy gets it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YsNRnZRgg8

>>33079962
>>33079971
Yeah, well, whatever NERDS

>>33079977
What would one have to do to get sent to HR? Also does anyone know if the siberian jinko is single?

Compliment a Basilisk's eyes and she won't be able to hold back

cat priestess

>>33079987
I keep seeing this video popping up everywhere, it was on /tv/ and /a/ and now here

>>33080026
It's innocent and silly.

>>33079977
>Ice Queen
>Siberian Jinko
>White Horn
oh god they're all slavs aren't they

>>33080043
IT'S 12 YEARS OLD

>>33080004
>What would one have to do to get sent to HR?
Ignoring advances from other employees, using inappropriate mana markers, making bad ice puns about HR's floor

>>33079962
That is one derpy looking fish.

>>33080058
Their 1 hour break may or may not involve squatting around a bonfire, smoking cheap cigarettes, and cursing about other departments

>>33080105
>Tomboy childhood wereshark GF.
>"Bruh, you want a quick morning blowie?"

>>33080105
God was still figuring shit out

>>33080120
That is a trim jinko.
She needs more bulk to truly impress.

>>33080198
yes

How do I get an eskimo delicacy gf?

>>33080058
>finally get a job at an established business in the HR dept.
>first day, you're excited
>in the elevator, starting to get colder
>as you get around halfway there you hear rumbling
>you can hear a faint voice
>Т.. пол...ки, три... три ....ски
>elevator door opens
>greeted by siberian jinko wearing adidas
>hard bass blasting
>Три полоски, три по три полоски
>Ice Queen boss comes to greet you
>speaking in some broken english she welcomes you
>"Ehnd remember newbie, no vodka uhntil work iz feenished"

>>33080226
>Any employee who succumbed to the cold gets a councelling session with a Glacies
>Those sessions end in a new married couple for some reason

>>33079874
I hate this thing so goddamn much

>>33080268
You must be dirty.

>>33080328
cancer claws typed this

>>33080265
yeah and afterwards it's the most distracting shit in the office, idk what the ice queen is thinking

>>33080404
DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR WILLY, JACK

>>33080404
SNIPPETY SNAP.

>>33080212
B I G jinkos with big muscles are what you need.

>>33080026
>>33080043
>>33080073
The song choice with the subject of the video reminds me of that "DBZ Linkin Park 9/11 Tribute".

What would you anons would do if you ran into the mamano only train car and you popped a boner

>>33080548
That's disturbing and in poor taste. Anomalocaris is wholesome

>>33080548
>The likin park z era
good times

>looking for single male volunteers for "farm work"
>food and housing will be provided for free
>no skills or prior experience required, you will be taught everything you need to know while you work

>>33080569
I'd recreate the events of the VN Do S Nee-san wa Suki desu ka?

>>33080569
"Heyyy Mr. Conductor, are you HORNY from all this sexy mamono ASS~?"
"No, I just really love trains"
>gently caresses and kisses the railing

>>33080548
That's how it was back then. Disturbed, Soil, Soundscape, etc.

>>33080612
"Ma'am when I said I need to inspect the luggage that wasn't a pick-up line. Let me see what's in the suitcase or I can't let you on the plane."

>>33080612
>>33080666
>Do you have any fruits or vegetables?
>Got your melons right here, chief!

What the FUCK is going on in this thread

>>33080751
The usual

>>33080617
I want to get indirectly zapped by a raiju through metal contact

>>33080751
There's no time to explain, take this.

>>33080751
I am being horny for 8ft, buff, moe versions of folk legend creatures.

>>33080666
>the sabbath was pretty smug when they came up with the idea of using a tiddy monster to smuggle lolis across territory borders
>the sabbath was considerably less smug when they realized that even big boobs aren't immune to regular baggage checks

lazy evenings in with a wight in our huge ornate bedroom

>>33080786
>mysterious monstergirl hands you a heavy bag and then runs off
>a second later some monstergirl cops follow in the same direction
>you duck into an alleyway with the package
>check to see if any of the authorities saw you, or if that strange monstergirl that handed you the bag is coming back
>no one is around
>set the bag on the ground and cautiously open it
>cheshire ass____________

>>33079458
>a

I found these 2 on Google and only later realized they were part of a set. Pic related is first, then >>33080862 and last >>33080846

>>33080891
Times you acted like The Joker?

>>33080448
Cute crab playing tag with her husband

>>33080911
My ancestor...

>>33080877
the sabbath would just infiltrate the security by seduction or some dark magic

post your most scary and/or dangerous monsters

>>33079458

>>33078760
No, Anon, penis is not a muscle.

>>33080911
VGH...

Ok bros somebody needs to write a Kiki owner's manual or something, this shit just keeps getting weirder. First she started doing the chirping thing, now she's been moaning my name in her sleep. I'm just sitting in my room after dark and I can hear her voice raspily saying my name. I head down the hall and call if everything's alright and I open her door to find her asleep wrapped up in her blankets heavily breathing. Do Kikis frequently get nightmares or something?

>>33080891

>>33081239
Give her an enema.

>>33081073
Melanin enriched wightfag's wife.

>>33081241
The side stories in Kamurocho just get weirder every year...

>>33081271
la creatura

>>33081253
are those... legal?

>>33079458

>>33081329
It's your house and your maid

>>33081073
My wife Titania when she figures out that I was the one who replaced the Camp Fairy Sunshine DVD out with Camp Manticore Massacre when she went on a camping trip with the fairies and she had to stay up all night "keeping watch" for the psycho manticore so that the fairies would sleep while she was beyond scared stiff of it too

>>33081239
Gag her with a panel gag with a mold of your penis.

Do not let the manticore play with fairies.

>>33081472
Now why would you go and do such a thing anon?

>>33081555
Look, adding the fay template to anything is weird.
Last thing we need is a manticore that has weird fairy magic mixed in her venom

I really want a Chimera wife but the whole multiple personalities switching up constantly is sorta scary. I guess it's fine since in the end they all love you the same but what if you are cuddling in Goat persona mode, then it switches to dragon and suddendly backs off trying to look dignified, or switches to lion and you get assaulted. On the bright side, you get multiple points of view for every argument ever and it's a 1 wife harem (i like the potential of harem but i'm a staunch believer in monogamy)

>>33081624
>dragon mode backs up
Wrong. Dragon mode makes her bring your head down for proper royal cunnilingus

>tfw no harem queen parasite shog queen gf who sends remote bodies to hijack girls into my harem

>>33081697
Imagine getting paid to draw people sniffing mofu

>>33081624
it doesnt have to be a goat, dragon, snake, lion, it can be any combination you want, you can have a combination that has less conflicting personalities if you wanted, but wheres the fun in that

>>33081706
That's a bit fucked up tho ain't it

>>33081581
Listen it was an honest and goodness mistake but that's pretty irrelevant at this point. Let me just say that despite what some people may tell you I swear the fairies learn how to pull pranks from Titanias. Even though they act like calm actually ditzy and cute big sisters, they have quite the sadistic side when triggered. Her missing 1 night of sleep is nothing compared to the week of lost sleep and the mounting guilt I felt every day from my actions.

>>33079458

>>33081727
Yeah but I’m not creative enough to imagine a combination other than the profile version. Also I like how it looks anyways so

>>33081728
If they're single mamono, they'd be into it, wouldn't they?

>>33081727
If you get a mix of extremely possessive species like a Shirohebi and Dragon what happens? Is it always on the verge of breaking itself apart from the constant conflict with itself or the personalities converge towards a common goal and you get the most psycho possessive mamono to ever exist?

>>33081727
>Cheshire/Baph/Rata chimera

>>33081842
Imagine a wisp and shirohebi chimera

>>33081815
sucks to be you then, ive got my spider, crab, sandworm, kraken
>>33081842
yeah its probably not at conflict with itself, you probably have a yandere or maybe deredere
>>33081897
i would leave out undead, only mortal creatures can be fused into chimeras, because undead can just be modifier for a living monster already, you can get a wisp shirohebi

>>33081624
>goat invites you to fuck her ass
>turns into dragon halfway through
Que furious but aroused screeching

>>33081241
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>33081815
Cheshire, Cheshire, Cheshire and Cheshire__________

>>33081241
>>33082057
>throw the sack in the river
MLEM

>>33080586
If you feel nostalgic for the 2000s try playing vampire the masquerade

>>33082162
RATSUCKER

>>33079458

>>33080226
Sorry I don't speak chernobyl

>>33082175
Look at that vulgar display!

>>33082170
Don't call your nosferatu gf that unless you want to get succed for the next three days straight

>>33081474
Ok now is that before or after the enema

>>33079458

>>33080617
All the single men getting harassed on trains got married in the first week so now molester monsters have to get creative and go after trainspotters instead. It's a sad time when the only monster train molesters are married couples doing very poorly acted roleplay

>>33082238
>>33082206
In the Herzog version of Nosferatu he was groping the girl's tits while sucking her blood, would the female version be groping my crotch?

>>33082298
Elf butt is best butt.

>>33081241
The mistake these cheshires make is having their tail in such an easily yankable positions

>>33082183
You will learn quickly comrade, you'll need to sort her paperwork and raise her body heat several times per day. Also IT Yeti needs your help, her computer keeps freezing up

>>33082298
Those ear animations are hilarious

>>33080219
is she pregnant

>>33082366
I'm an electrician I don't even work here

>>33082298
Why does this look so goofy?

>>33082440
The tiny shoes in comparison to her body, her bouncing antenna ears, and the hair trying to escape but not moving above her braid

>>33082500
That smug Goblin is highly attractive

>>33082500
>All the convenience of a goblin with none of the hassle
>Goblin is still running her mouth
Sounds like false advertising. Better get a tanuki on that

>>33082485
Each step seems also very robotic and jittery.

>>33082560
That too. Also it seems like the ears, hair, and cloth is animated the same despite being different materials with different weight and shapes

>>33082436
>I'm an electrician I don't even work here
Perfect, just carve your name into the ice here, initial here, kiss the Glacies here, and you can get started!

>>33082558
just use the chest strap and hang her upside down so her mouth is full of your meat

>>33082668
Disgusting but creative much like a goblin

https://youtu.be/69wZpcPtMIo

>>33082558
Agree. Needs more bindings to stop her from grabbing and gabbing.

>>33080226
>>33082366
>every time Anon goes up there, the monsters are always yelling at each other in Russian
>has no idea what they're saying
>decides to learn a bit to get to know his coworkers better
>records some audio on his phone as he walks through 'the gulag'
>goes home and translates it with the help of a translation engine and some slavs in /int/
>"That guy is MINE"
>"In your dreams, hair-breath. He needs some one who can hug him right!"
>"As the queen, I lay claim to fair Anon. None may lay a finger on him without transgressing me!"
>"Oi, here comes the tight piece of ass now."
>"What a dork, walking in here like it's nothing. He needs me to keep his dumbass safe."
>"Get fucked, cat. If you jump him, I'll suplex you through the breakroom table."
>"Would you two stop squabbling over my husband and get those reports filed? Right this way, my sweet Anon~"
>they have no idea why you're giving them funny looks the next day

>>33081969
>goat personality helps you tame the dragon personality
Very cool of her

Who wanted a WISP GF? That actualy took less time than I thought, would be even quicker if I didn't BEEGpost all day here.
I had to make the background dark so You lads would appriciate the lightworks and that fucking cage.
What girl should I do next?
>>33082703
>video
Would Mamono laugh at how medival age humans on earth potrayed them?

>>33082602
In all honesty I would cave within a few minutes if monsters were even a little persistent

>>33082721
If the HR Queen claims me then I willfully submit to her majesty, hopefully the other employees don't give me the cold shoulder

>>33082721
>Yeti approaches anon with a tray in her hands
>"Hullo anon, you want try my babushka's baklava, eet made weeth sekret recipe for beeg strong boys like you"
>baklava clearly smells like super strong aphrodisiacs
>Jinko bumps Yeti aside
>"No anon, you try mama's famous buterbrod with special surprise"
>it's just buttered bread covered in raging mushrooms
>Ice Queen starts yelling some shit in slav speak
>They disperse and she approaches anon
>"We get vodka after work anon I know gret place"
>the other two start yelling shit at her in slav speak
>"Ok anon we all go together now back to work"
and that's how anon ended up at a bar with three drunk slav mamonos giving him heart pupils

>>33082703
Why must latenite abuse his succs so

>>33082780
It was I who asked for it, thanks!

>>33082780
>Would Mamono laugh at how medival age humans on earth potrayed them?
When I was a kid I had books about monsters and one had a faux medieval style paragraph on unicorns that went like
>Thy creatre knwn as a Vnicorn is mortal enemy of the lion, thus dubly so mortal enemy of the griffin which is bth lion and bird ov prey and lives in the profince of Arabia
Exchange would probably be
>Hey honey, how would unicorns and griffins be 'mortal enemies' if unicorns live in Europe while griffins live in Arabia?
>It's a pre-mamano children's book dear

>>33082366
*CRACK* *CRICK *CRACK *CRICK* (how do you spell ice-cracking sounds?)

>>33082558
>Goblin is still running her mouth
>Hassle
But that's the best part.

>>33081073
Dragon wife when you ask if she's ever thought about doing it in dragon form.

>>33082780
Whoa, get a load of that massive fucking CAGE

Get a bigger shirt you fat retard

>>33083075
Krik is probably what I'd go with

>>33082703
How would DJ Succ feel about The King?
https://youtu.be/vGJTaP6anOU

>>33082780
Looks great. Can't remember if you've done Titania already or not. Sure Titaniabro would appreciate it.

>>33083200
I bet DJ succ loves old romance music
https://youtu.be/OU5J6gaW0k8

I want to make a Familiar and Witch heart-pupil for me. What do I need to do?

>>33083376
As soon as you see them, take off all your clothes, hug them against your crotch, and shout “uuuuoooooooohhh!!!”

>>33083376
Unironically take those gummy peach ring candies and put them around your cock or dip your cock in some fun dip. You can be as creative as you want just make sure to get candy on your phallis. Then, while naked under a trench coat, find a target and flash her, saying something horny like "It's not a lollypop but it's gonna make a loli pop - out a bunch of babies that is." Instant heart pupils and bareback sex right there, guaranteed.

>>33083075
>CRRRRRRRRRRRRAK AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE THE ICE CRACKED UNDER ME I FELL DOWN INTO THE WATER BELOW IT AND NOW IM DROWNING
Something like that

Do onis come in lemon flavor?

>>33083419
>>33083519
Interesting approaches. How about a way to get that pair to pre-emptively heart pupil and kidnap me as their onii-chan?

>>33083555
In all the flavors.

>>33083544
what a cute and funny wight

>>33083704
Go to the isle of wight and search for the great stone monolith geyser. The locals should know what you're talking about, however you may have to bribe them to tell you. There, shine a prism at exactly 2:45 in the afternoon at a 36 degree angle of the monolith when the geyser erupts. The resulting rainbow will illuminate a stone pattern etched into the ground and reveal some coordinates. You have to work fast, as the geyser only erupts for a few seconds, so have something ready to record them. These coordinates lead to a secret sabbath - the spa sabbath. Very few people know of it's existence. There, you will be greeted by numerous witches who are hungry for onii-sans. Now once you get there you will have to go through a 6 month trial period where you have to learn the ways of the sabbath and what they stand for. You will have to participate in putting cucumbers on the loli cunnies for maximum squishiness and doing puffing routines, but you will not be allowed to do anything lewd to them, and will be chastity belted. Your diet will consist of experimental cleansing and semen producing foods/drugs. Once the trial period is over and you are accepted, one of the witches will accept you as their onii-san and from there on it's smooth sailing. This path isn't easy and it is surely wrought with peril (I've never heard of anyone who's done it and survived), but should you manage to do it, the reward is great enough to outweigh the consequences. Now you have to act quickly, as this message has 100% triggered the internet search filter that the anti-sabbath has put out there. There will assuredly be multiple hellhounds and manticores dispatched to the island with hopes of stopping you. It's up to you now. Good luck and godspeed.

I wanna lamia so fucking bad that even if she coiled up around me and strangled or ate me like a fucking snake, I wouldn't mind one bit. The mere fact I got to touch her would be reward enough

>>33083917
>or ate me
Dumb newfag

>>33083928
this, so much this

we really shuold do something about all these newfags

>>33083928
>>33083945
Maybe thats just his "thing" don't be too rough on the guy

>>33083822
I want to collect them all.

>>33079458

>>33083977
No

go back

>>33083928
Vore is an officially catered to fetish. Why are you mad?

>>33083538
>IT Yeti picks up an old rotary phone
>How she dialed the phone with her paws is a mystery but the phone starts ringing
>"Yes, another von, he very cute guy, yes, ok, hold on"
>She puts her paw over the phone
>"Do not be worryings, Snuggle Scouts vill be here to save you from cold water"
>You can hear an old Lada engine cranking on the phone

>>33083544
>>33084075
Loli Wights are what perfection looks like, I want to go to an undead ball with her.

>phoneposter
>Total faggot that outs himself as a tourist
What a surprise

>>33084139
Who are you talking to?

>>33084197
Some fag

>>33083928
he didn't even say mge, lamias are a generic race

>>33079458
https://youtu.be/t5B69J0ju44

Yiff, who knew foxes scan be such evil bastards.

>>33084245
>SCP
That's a yikes if I ever saw one.

>yiff

>>33084245
Don't listen to propaganda.

>>33084269
>>33084274
I dun get it? Is there a matter with SCP Foundation? Because SCP stuff be bound to massacre and gun down mamono?

>>33084245
Eh not that great, one of the worst SCPs.
>>33084269
It's still fine, they made a big deal out of the whole pride month thing and some rewrites are worse but there's still a lot of competent writing.
Just have to keep in mind it's a collaborative effort and there's going to be a lot of variation comparing something by djkaktus to one of the good ones is like comparing bob to rs or silent, can't expect every writer in a community to put out good stuff.

>>33084308
I'll bite
>Using furry terminology
>SCP which has nothing to do with the thread unless you really reach
>Some youtube video that also has nothing to do with the thread
>A monster from mythology killing humans
>Spacing

>>33084308
I dont think they would gun down the monstergirls, containment certainly
considering most girls would be labeled "safe" as soon as married

>>33084339
>It's still fine
I've been hearing their community has gone full retard for years now.

I want a Lillim to hug me.

>>33084339
I don't care about pride shit, but it's rancid fanbase is fast approaching ponies and sonic fanbases in terms of sheer obnoxiousness and lack of any kind of self-awareness.

>>33084386
All I know was that there was some fallout invoving a doorknob

>>33084131
The loli craze is sweeping the courts.
I bet its so they don't feel like old ha

>>33084411
Not him, but I haven seen much of the community outside of those videos of the comics some japanese dude made of some of the profiles
so I have no idea what the community actually does that is considered "toxic"

>>33084386
It just varies, there's 6k SCPs and god knows how many tales. Bound to be a lot of shit.
>>33084411
Paying attention to any fan base is always a losing move. The wiki and TFT eclipse this place and /monster/ combined so they're the face of MGE in the west for example. It's just not worth thinking about.

>>33084403
We couldn't get you a lilim but this arch-succubus volunteered, please understand

>>33084526
Will she make me cum from just a hug?

Say your monsterfu has a fetish you absolutely detest.

Would you ever consider giving in and doing it with her if it was in moderation, like as a yearly birthday gift for her?
Would you do it as tradeoff if you have a fetish she equally detests? Or would it be hard no all around?

>>33084549
>Say your monsterfu has a fetish you absolutely detest.
then she's not my monsterfu, simple as that

God I love dark priests. I want her to double team me with her dark angel friend

>>33084510
its a downward spiral like with the MGE tag on ff.net
people make fics only knowing MGE based on what other fics give them, so all the stories become the same out of ignorance
Apart from that one guy who read the lore and wars from the start his take is not accurate to MGE, but will keep it the same for consistancy's sake

>>33084534
You'll both be cumming anon

>>33084549
See >>33084564

>>33084564
Sometime you don't get to choose who your monsterfu will be

>>33084591
Good.

>>33084378
Nah, they'd be considered Euclid.
Safe is for anomalous things that can't try to breach containment. Euclid means the anomaly could try to breach containment, but isn't and isn't likely to under current circumstances/containment procedures. Keter means the anomaly is trying to breach containment (single MGs in contaiment away from human men, married MGs whose husbands aren't contained with them). Thaumiel means the anomaly helps in containment (some MGs might get this if they marry anomalous human men).

>>33084600
That's not how that work, kid.

>>33084600
>Implying I don't have a god on my side

>>33084549
Succ sense means that that wouldn't happen within MGE's rules.

>>33084625
That's alot of words to say "not monstergirl related"

>>33084623
You never know what will pop out of the bush and proactively date you

>>33084549
There's a difference between "would rather not do" and "absolutely detest", and if it's in the second category, there's a good reason why I'm not doing it.
I'm pretty vanilla, so I don't know what she could hate that I like.

Fat Cat Ass

>>33084625
that being said, containment on monstergirls would be unique given the way DE works
like you'd have to have married men take care of them as unmarried men become prey and women will be come "sisters"

>>33084656
She hates missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands

>>33084670
How did I marry a human woman? I must say her disguise was excellent.

>>33084662
Its always good, especially when said cat is pregnant.

>>33084378
>>33084625
Yeah people misunderstand the ratings and the foundation being all grimderp murder hobos a lot. Even with Keters they often won't kill them unless absolutely necessary and it's a threat to life on earth as we know it.
>>33084644
There's some monster girls in the setting though and the thread's had a good laugh at Jensen a few times, remember it's not the MGE thread even if it is the most discussed.

>>33084667
Just use the worst of D-class, the monstergirls wouldn't want them as husbands

>>33084686
She's not human. She's just not a depraved degenerate.

>>33084662
something I need like a dehydrated man needs water.

>>33084694
YO SHE'S HUMPING THE FUCKIN' GLASS, BRO! SHE WANTS IT BRO-IM GOIN' IN!

>>33084510
>>33084694
The biggest problem with SCP is when it became less about self-contained weird anomalies and more about the Dumbass Backstory Adventures of Dr. Self-Insert and Dr. Donut Steel.

>>33084744
Backstories?

Oni smash!

>>33084707
If reverse missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands is still in the cards, I can live with it.

>>33079458

>>33084767
Big soft nice girls really capture my heart

>>33084756
The wacky adventures of the site moderator's quirky ocs.
I also find it to be distracting when its mentioned, as scp is pretty weak when it tries to have a metaplot.

>>33084756
Imagine of one of the OC lilim or the other waifu guys inserted plot regarding their lilim in every MGE profile
Its pretty much that
Not dissing the lilim guys, it was just an example

"Apparently, lions mate about fifty times a day."

Because MGE is a JRPG type of world and setting. How art thou can differentiate a regular ass human women from a monstergirl in disguise and incognito?

Considering human women and monstergirls in the MGE world practically dress like this?

>>33084887
>art thou can
You okay there? Seems kinda old fashioned, that's all.

>>33084796
Ass See Pee is just a creepypasta pretending to be a big boy work of fiction. People took it way too seriously and now it's literally Coldsteel the Hedgehog the setting.

>>33084887
take off pants and observe, human women will flee while most monster girls will approach you with lustful fervor.

>>33084919
It works best when its doing what it did originally: self-contained stories about strange creatures, objects, and occurrences.
Modern scps have too much reliance on metaplot and other scps, any given nuscp article is likely to link to several others in an effort to create a cohesive narrative out of several objects or create a connection to one or more metaplot organizations in an effort to piggyback off of existing lore. This leads to individual scps falling flat because they aren't written to be compelling on their own, just to evoke a sense of recognition to things the reader has seen previously.

Seeing as we're on the topic of SCP
how about that bell, but mr deeds is a kikimora?

>>33085018
Imagine SCP-3001 as a Shog/Automaton pair

>>33079479
>cock is injured
Stop raping a monster really hard, then. Give her a chance to consent.

>>33084834
I'd hate to be a manticore's husband then. I'd lose interest in sex once I orgasm once.

>Going out of state for Four days
My wives would either tackle me and drag me to bed as soon as I get back or the jinko is going to make a surprise 'business trip' with the cheshire just to ensure nightly loving continues as they won't see me during the day.

>>33085050
Cheshire ass is soft and soothing, so you can rape it as hard as you want. Jinko ass is hard and tight, dangerous to rape.

>Be a traveling alchemist
>Looking around Zipangu for some hihi'irokane
>Pass by a mamono high school
>Hear a wet noise
>Smell a nice smell - a mixture of lust and ozone
>Short, petite, nerdy-looking Raiju following me and rubbing her crotch through her skirt
>When I look over, she blushes, turns away, and exposes herself while touching faster
>I try to compose myself, pay her no mind
>Keep hearing the noise and smelling the scents
>It's hard to focus
>She's followed me for a good mile or two before I ask her if she'd like to be my apprentice
>She immediately begins calling me "master" and "sensei" and asking for my permission to cum

You'd work at the best bar right?

>>33084887
Punch her in the face as hard as you can. If her face breaks, she's a human. If your hand breaks, she's a monster.

>>33084432
You say that like I wouldn't bring an actually young date to the party and make undead turbo-CCs jealous.

>>33085077
>Hey honey, I'm going on a business trip
>Oh that's nice. Where are we going?
>Uh, what? I said that I wa-
>I don't know where "uh" is. It's probably best if you stayed home with me

>>33085126
Not every monster is a juggernaught anon

>>33085105
Well my dick is loving my soft fat cuddle cat's ass and healing quite nicely

>>33085141
>That awkward part where I would have to describe how I'm taking a vacation from IT just to do IT in another state with my Dad.
If anything it would need to be a longer vacation as she'd just immediately want to drag me somewhere else.

>>33085105
the soft paws that hail from wonderland wrote this, drivel. The Siberian Jinkos are softer than any meme cat would be and warmer as well

>>33085108
>Female Orgasm Denial

Based. Tell her she can't until she gives you a reorganization of your spell book

So the other day my Jinko neighbor lost her keys and was locked out of her place so I let her stay the night at my place until the morning (although I'm sure that a puny door lock wouldn't stop her if she wanted in badly enough). The landlord was there bright and early in the morning to change the locks, and she's been living at her place just fine, except she's been acting weirdly.

Sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and she'll be at the foot of my bed (i.e. she's like 8-9ft tall so the bottom half) balled up sleeping. She wakes up and looks at me, says 'good morning', stretches and then leaves.

For some reason, when I get home from work, I'll find random mice/birds dead carefully placed in front of the bedroom door. When I mean carefully placed I mean they're always presented to look as big as possible with the killing blow up front and center.

I'll make dinner and she'll just show up again and ask me what I'm cooking, then look disappointed and say 'oh, I could have sworn you'd make pigeon today' then disappear back out the front door.

I'll just be relaxing on the sofa on my days off and all of a sudden there she is crawling through the window walking over to me. She paws my face and rubs up on me and says that she's lonely and wants to talk, telling me about how she's always getting into scuffles with her coworkers, and how she always manages to come out on top (do Jinkos just casually get into fistfights?). She even shows me the scratches she gets and tells me how she gave them even worse ones. I'm fine with it but come on you could use the front door.

Finally, sometimes I'll go out on the balcony to get some fresh evening air and she's on her side. She'll catch eye contact and just stare at me for a solid few minutes or so before tilting her head and smiling, then she looks back out off the balcony at the city scape.

What should I do? I'm not trying to say my neighbor is weird or anything but I think she might be trying to murder me. She clearly been practicing breaking and entering and killing stuff. I don't know if I should contact the authorities or anything. What do you think?

>>33085112
Overtime and almost for free if I could just wear plate, wield a big sword and talk profound nonsense to MGs all day while they salivate over me.

>>33085423
first thing, she ain't your neighbor anymore, she is now your wife, fren.

>>33085423

Horse wives save lives.

>>33085423
>Sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and she'll be at the foot of my bed (i.e. she's like 8-9ft tall so the bottom half) balled up sleeping. She wakes up and looks at me, says 'good morning', stretches and then leaves.

You should ask, in a half-disappointed voice, if she really has to go so soon, and if next time she would mind sleeping at the head of the bed because sometimes you get cold in the middle of the night

honestly you should be grateful she doesn't wake you at 5 in the morning purring like a chainsaw and massaging her paws into your chest so you get up and watch the sunrise with her

>reenacting Larry Niven's Ringworld with your BEEG furry Jinko waifu

>>33085509
Cute pony Meido! What a little cutie!

I'm going to have my wight wife make an edict that all noble undead who are snobbish to cute zombies are to be told they're not being very nice very sternly.

>>33082703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1c6fiCcveA

>>33085828
They look like monsters to you?

>>33085423
based kitty jinko trying to show off to anon
>"I bet anon's happy I'm here to keep guard over him at night! Now he can sleep without worrying somebody's going to get him... although I hope some day I can hold him in my arms..."
>"Look anon look! I got this scratch yesterday fighting with my coworker! Eh? Oh no it doesn't hurt, I'm BEEG and strong! I gave her one twice as big!"
>"Did you find my gift anon!? I hid in the bush for an hour to take it out! Did you see the kill shot? I'm really good at that stuff! I could have taken the head clean off in one shot! I had to hold back to make sure it was presentable!"
>"Oh... you don't like pigeon? Hmm... I thought the one I got for you was perfecet. I guess you're more of a rabbit kind of guy?"
GANBARE JINKO CHAN

>Citizen reminder: Inaction is conspiracy, report counter behavior to your local Civil Protection team immediately.

>Citizen notice: Failure to cooperate witj your local Monstergirl Security forces will result in permanent Familial Son confiscation. Your son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.

>Attention residents: Suspected Religious Order chastity detected in your block. Co-operation with your Civil Protection team full monetary cash reward and authorized five month discount on any Tricoromille restaurant branch in this city.

>>33085926
>son or sons will be sent to reeducation and grooming procedures.
what would those "reeducation" things be like?

thick armored dragon tails with a soft underside to rub your face on

>>33085171
Having a mask makes it harder for them to recognize you outside of work

>>33084834
But it’s like 20 seconds each time

>>33085423
>I'll find random mice/birds dead carefully placed in front of the bedroom door
>not boars or deer
I think your Jinko is defective

>>33085878
Anon needs to squeeze her biceps and tell her she's the strongest girl he knows

>>33086172
Pretty wild, how many orgasms do you think you could wring out of her in a one hour period? And would she even be coherent by the end of it?

>>33086224
She actually hunts, cleans, and cooks those herself and presents anon with a feast for dinner because he wasn't eating the small stuff

>>33086253
180 orgasms and probably not

>>33085171
If they didn't get to meet your parents yet, this is the perfect opportunity.
>>33086137
I'm not sure how this is related, but various beastman types could recognize you by smell.

>>33086303
Oh shit meant to reply to >>33085456

>>33086303
Oh they would, but its literally doing IT in a car dealership so its not like there will be a lot of things going on.

Granted, they could see some things around the city while I'm working.

>>33086295
>Based hair-trigger lioness having a brain-melting orgasm every other thrust while she babbles incoherently and begs her husband to cum inside her

D I A M O N D S

>>33086368
yup and It would be funny if she got him, bragged about how he won't able to withstand her pussy and came the moment she inserted him inside her pussy. And she passes out with a single thrust.

>>33083544
excellent

>>33086415
The trope where one person keeps fucking even though the other has passed out from pleasure always makes me diamonds. It can go with the man or woman doing it and works with any kind of monster too

>>33081073

>>33086254
"Wow Ms. Jinko, your biceps are both incredibly cute AND strong! But not as cute as these paws! It would look just perfect with a wedding ring on it!"
>Jinko almost has a literal heart attack then pins anon down

>>33086604
them thighs are calling my name

>succubus pins her prey against the wall
>is confused by his sudden shout of "I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN!"

>>33086641
I'd be the guy that immediately stops resisting and shouts "TAKE ME" to his MG rapist.

>>33086589
I love everything about this picture

>BEEG
>Mofu
>Big fluffy paws
>Haughty, flirty pose
>Cute tummy + piercing
>Tail ornaments that jingle and clank when she walks that makes the perfect music to the swinging of her wide hips
>Slutty, lacy bra peeking out from her crop-top
>Daisy dukes
>Barefoot sandals on her pads

Mmm, yummy

>>33086641
I would be the guy who would run into the invasion nude, screaming, and with a boner that ain't stop unless it gets wet from getting a monster wife

>>33086629
>Mofu at the gates again...howling my name...but I can't thigh today...I've gotta go make dinner first...

>>33086616
While cutting straight to the chase is nice a subtle approach is more fun
>Showering your jinko neighbour with compliments and favours until she breaks and pounces on you
>Putting on a big show of resisting and go "Wait, we can't have sex until marriage"
>Then pulling out a wedding ring in her pawsize and proposing right there
Imagine your big jinko fiance excited beyond words looming over you, rubbing herself against you, and chuffing all while staring into your eyes that's when you give her a peck on the lips to really drive her over the edge

>>33086015
Long PowerPoint presentations.

>>33086629
an... anon... ANON
Often the sirens call is irresistible even to the strongest men

>>33086641
>portals open up
>anon is with his family on vacation when it happens
>everyone is confused and scared when they see the portals open
>then they look at Anon, who is already naked and jumping into the water screaming “Witness ME!!!!”

>>33086589
>Mane

Noice.

>>33086760
I thought monster girls were against torture?

>>33086732
how does he explain the scars to the kids

>>33086865
He fell on the rake.

>>33086760
So who's pussy do I have to lick to get out of that?

>>33086900
>So who's pussy do I have to lick to get out of that?
HR Ice Queen's

>>33086865
>”You fought monsters, dad?”
>”Yes and I did it bare handed wrestling them into submission”
>”Is that how you got the scars and bite marks?”
>”Yup”
>”But how come all your scars are only on your back and shoulder?”
>”Who wants ice cream from Holst Queen?”
>Cue young jinkos loudly cheering

>>33086896
"Daddy what happened to give you those scars on your back?"
"Oh girls, I fell on the rake a few years ago."
"Are you sure daddy? Mommy told us that she scratched you and that's how you got them, but wouldn't tell us how"
"Oh.. hahaha... uh... you see daddy was using mommy as a rake. The old one... uh... broke"

>>33086015
I got assigned to be my wife's assistant at one of the dark elf's facilities. Sabbath Doctor's assistant, not one of the elves. Accidents happen after all, quite often come to think of it. Either way kids (well some kids, most of them of were in their 20s living with their parents) Either way the kids are usually dommed into suitable husbands. The dark elves are particularly rough with the older kids who never advanced past their gender studies degree. They seem to be nicer to the younger prisoners as I barely see any injuries on them. Usually they are just confused about the changes of incubization. The older bunch, being useless layabouts and problem makers tend to get the treatment you usually expect from the dark elves. Someone set the ampage too high for electro play, mana batteries kept on too long and the man needs to have his balls drained, bad positioning leading to strained muscles due to bondage, whip marks hitting a bit too hard, toys get struck where they shouldn't be.

My wife and I have seen a lot and those elves are creative. I'm sure I will see more crazy stuff in the time to come.

>>33086952
>"Are you sure daddy? Mommy told us that she scratched you and that's how you got them, but wouldn't tell us how"
Mommy forgot to put the rake back in the right place and she later blamed herself for the accident.

>>33086952
>his mind comes back to the time where they couldn't control themselves in the backyard and he took her full wheelbarrow position on a pile of autumn leaves
>"yeah we sure had a lot of fun raking the backyard that day"

>>33087005
>and that's how anon had to pretend to be deathly afraid of Jinkos carrying rakes every halloween

https://twitter.com/DaAxem/status/1358885360420282370
Looks like he's back

>>33087070
Im just now thinking of when the kids grew up, their father tells them which scratches was made for which child

The Jinko that's been spotting me at the gym when I lift has started to tell me I'm not strong enough to protect myself and that I need someone to defend me. She keeps proving this by wrestling me to the floor, or just by picking me up and manhandling me, how do I stop her from worrying so much about me?
I barely get to do my usual workout anymore, since she always goes for these "lessons" when she sees me at the gym. I think it's a lot of additional work for her, too, since she's always panting and out of breath afterwards.

Probably best that I don't have a titania momster. I'd just trick her into wearing insanely lewd outfits by telling her they were meant for being worn at home.

>>33087121
I don't think it is because of extra work fren

>>33087121
come to the gym with a new spotter, she'll either straighten up real quick or rape you on the spot, either way it'll be funny to watch

>>33087091
I hope those p'orcs train that elf to be just as plump and lewd as them.

>>33087127
Just get jeans

>>33086865
>>33087103
https://youtu.be/Sm6nYcU6ypc
Not enough art of monsters marking their man

>>33087121
Tell her to either let You do Your routine or You'll change Your gyms. Not even BEEG girls can stand between You and Your gains.
When she inevitably panics You can offer her to give You more self defense lessons after the workout in Your apartament. I'm sure she'll let You do Your routine fast and efficient then.

>>33087091
That's a good doggo

>>33087184
Stop buying jeans only so you can rip them.

>>33087190
>declare that you'll change gyms if she doesn't take it easy
>the last thing you remember is jinko thighs, and then you woke up in her apartment
always be careful when making demands, sometimes it's just the push that they need to make a move

>>33087279
No.

I prefer my girls with sundresses.

>>33087091
Cute Yeti and White Horn

Is it slime time yet?

>>33087340
It's always slime time.

>>33087186
based
the ideal beastgirl relationship involves lots of scars on the back and shoulders and the need for a love nest that that's covered to hell and back with claw marks

>>33086995
I want to be captured by dark elves and "tortured" so a nice monster girl can break in and save me.

>>33086732
>>33087186
This is one of my fetishes

Very well then

>>33087698

What's a monstergirl that would enjoy getting roughed up and manhandled during sex?

>>33087743
>Furthermore within the world of the
Encyclopedia the females become reliant upon their mates - obeying the thoughts and lust of the male. The mated females are covered in a rubber suit-like substance which is created by the male. The substance completely engulfs the female's body, meaning that she has given up her entire self to her mate to be groped and toyed with at any time. The wings of the Night Gaunt also belong to the male, meaning that the female has also given up control of where she goes to her mate.
Night Gaunts pretty much exist to be be molested by their husband.

>>33087121
Squirm and struggle to show how uncomfortable you are. And make little grunts and whimpers too. That way it will be really awkward for her and she'll have to let you go.

>>33087698
nothing is hotter than the look she gives when she comes home and says it's been a rough day and you just know it's about time for a couple new scars

>>33087743
All dorafs

>>33087915
I'm diving into the cameltoe on middle

I love the idea of very intimidating MGs casually acting super affectionate/or her husband being super affectionate to them while everyone is scared of her.
A portal scenario would be probably rife with this. Scaring normies would be fun.

>tfw no huge jinko to scratch behind her ears while she lets out loud, earth-shaking chuffs that make people jump back a bit.
>tfw no tall arch demon that hugs you from behind, runs her fingers through your hair and wraps her tail around one of your legs while to others she looks as if she was preparing to suck your soul out.
>going on a stroll with Deonora and holding hands while everyone is at edge from her imposing presence that comes with being the dragon empress
>shoggoth, nuff said

>>33084770

>>33087985
What's your problem

>>33087964
>Scaring normies would be fun.
It really would be.

>>33087964
Why does she have horns? And hellhound flames? And no stripes?

>>33087964
>no cute manticore to crush a park bench and freak everyone out when I'm vibing her tail pussy in public

>>33088032
It isn't supposed to be a jinko. That was just the best that I had on hand that fits the sentiment.

>>33087985
From the thumbnail I thought she was being hung.

>>33088045
>put on thick gloves so you don't get poked by her tail spines
>drop a handful of vibrators into her tailpussy
>hold it shut with both hands
how to turn a manticore into a squirming, indiscriminate wrecking ball of a monstergirl

>>33088098
Cores' are for bullying.

>>33081746
You're diverting from the question. You did that because you were salty she didn't invite you to the camping trip, did you?

>nee nee oniinchan asobou asobou!

>>33081239
Why is your kiki not sleeping in your room together? Come on anon, wake up. It's been a few months since she's started working right?

>>33088187
Playing doesn't mean what you want it to mean

>>33088155
Listen anon. They always say that mamono can't live without their husbands. I would say that the same applies the other way. Of course I would be upset that I couldn't see my beautiful wife Titania for an entire weekend. Of course I wouldn't stoop to that level just to prank her, that was just the remnants of another plan I had to trick her into watching a horror movie with me because I thought it'd be cute. The real plan to prank her was replacing her candy with super spicy stuff that looks the same, which she didn't find somehow, and I can't just casually pick out at this point because I can't tell which is which. I'm kind of just waiting for another fire to get started here

>>33088187
Hairy minge

>>33085112
>ABSOLUTE JUSTICE
I take it they serve everything on the rocks?

>>33088064
Then what is she?

>>33088231
Anon that's lewd. I couldn't live in the same room as her and risk walking in on my maid changing or risk her nightgown slipping down while she sleeps. Imagine how awkward it'd be if we woke up with our faces inches apart with our soft breathing casually brushing past each others faces!

>>33083848
That seems very very tiring and complicated. I think I'm just gonna kidnap a random baph from the streets

>>33088165

>>33088356
Haha yeah

>>33088326
Minge you say?

>Clothes

>>33083083
Good thing I've got proficiency in spelunking!

Is it slutty to want to be the communal husband of a squad of monster soldiers?

>>33088527
Definitely.

>>33088231
>I can't sleep in your bed master, your wife would find out we're having an affair
>we have a threesome every night, I think she knows

What makes your waifu sad?

>>33088551
Nothing because she's not real

>You are a student at a stereotypical High School, you transferred there within the last month as soon as the semester started after your family relocated to the city due to your parents finding better work there.
>One day after finishing class you open your locker and find a note only telling you to come to a specific spot on school grounds.
>You arrive at the scene and hear movement from behind.
>You turn to see the one who sent your letter
>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono is the one who sent you the letter
>She confesses her feelings for you

So tell us, how does it go? Do you reciprocate, or do you turn her down?

>>33085070
Acupuncture can help fix that

>>33088542
Isn't Kiki your wife?

>>33087915
This. It is the biological purpose of draphs to be fucked roughly.

>>33088527
This is why I can't be a healing class without being called a healslut anon

>>33088617
Not asanagi tier shit though, I'm not a faggot

>>33088582
>Alp
Feels too weird for me to accept "bro"'s confession.

>>33088617
Gonna make it rich and build a doraf harem

>>33088582
>otohime
If she can magic herself up some legs, sure I probably wouldn't mind dating her.

>>33082175
It's nice seeing different designs than just the profile pic's girl (though she is a real cutie, don't get me wrong)

>>33088654
Don't have to worry about splitting time between hanging out with your best friend and hanging out with you girlfriend when they're the same person.

>>33088582
>Houri
I don't know how the hell I managed to catch the attention of one of them but sure, especially if she's wearing a school uniform.

>>33082366
What's with the apparently disproportionately large monster girl community over in vodkaland?

>>33088657
How big?

>>33086679
But you resisting is part of the fun for them

>>33088713
Probably 8

>>33088582
>Kobold
I'm leaving

>>33088709
If you were a Slav, you'd want escapism too.

>>33086857
Don't worry! They put cute little text animations and transitions throughout the presentation