/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The Autocrat of Applesauce. The Baroness of Burgers. The Countess of Chocolate Chip Cookies. The Destroyer of Deli. The Empress of Eclairs. The Fuhrer of Flavor. The God of Gâteau. The Heroine of Honey Buns. The Inquisitor of Ice Cream. The Justicar of Jello. The Khatun of Konpeitō. The Lady of Lard. The Mistress of McDonald’s. The Naysayer of Nutrition. The Overlord of Oreos. The Princess of Pumpkin Pie. The Queen of Quesadillas. The Ruler of Red Velvet Cake. The Sultana of Snacks. The Tsarina of Takeouts. The Umpire of Udon. The Villain of Voluptuousness. The Wacko of Waffles. The Xenophon of Xiaolongbao. The Yardmaster of Yummy. The Zealot of Zest.

ENTER ANGE

miyaooo

miyaooooooooooooooooooooooo

Erikantrice Manifesto is completed

Manifesto: https://pastebin.com/XVrRMWqS
Booru: https://erikce.booru.org
Latex: https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

the opening scene is not K1 killing Rena and Mion.

first K1 was killing only 1 person, second he cant be so cold and rational but even compassionate after being mad and paranoid for 2 weeks + the victims were trying to inject to him a poison.

the 2 scene are different

>>33082603
Miyao sex

Bring out the nii-nii.

>>33082603
Sweaty Miyao footjobs! Shooting your goo all over his cute little dainty girlish feet!

>>33082607
You don't even know the details, motivations, causes, or anything. It's like passing final judgment on Takano without reading Matsuribayashi.

Finally we get an Ange thread again.

>>33082785
One Ange thread counts for fifteen normal-sized threads

>>33082667
sorry
nii nii is occupied having steaming homosex with K1

>>33082785
Don't worry Enge...
I will protect your honor

The Vishnu of Rokkenjima.

>>33082821
2 nii-nii having homosex? Nii-nii x nii-nii?
That's nii-nii² !

>>33082771
>You don't even know the details, motivations, causes, or anything.
Right now its all leading up to everyone moving on with their lives except Satoko who is sad about it and some magic entity gave her the powers to loop back. I hope we get something better so that I can eat my words cause the reveal scene of that would be as retarded as Satoko losing her shit, activating her uchiha clan powers and pulling out a gun.
Takano reveals works because its information that is intentionally held back and its one of the main pay-offs of the VN. Gou has a different style to original Higurashi so its not gonna work for me again.

>>33082893
why is she such a cuck
>Enough sex for today please stop

>>33083027
Influence from the local fujoshi.

>>33082821
>>33083027
>>33083067
what's the deal with loser brocon WTC characters watching their big brothers get homofucked

>>33083129
Someone still needs to fulfill that role in Ciconia.

>>33083067
the fuck is an uke does it have anything to do with ukulele??
also why is beato laughing at her husband getting fucked??? is she also a massive cuck??

>>33083172
Uke/Seme are fujo terms for dom/sub. Ange gets off to the thought of Battler being a bottom.

>>33083172
uke = bottom

>>33083164
The Yeladot shevit sluts maybe...

Every 07th thread

PS3 vs Original sprites
"Manga is canon" vs "Death of the Author"
Javascript
Incest jokes
Ice cubes
Some posts about bullying
Some posts about a bitch named Kairi (no idea who she is)
6 grade loli crush
I want to fuck (insert small child here)
I want to do (insert wholesome thing to this character)
"Post your favorite track"
"Post your favorite character"
I*******n faggotry
Satoko = Lambdadelta (or something in a similar vain e.g Ikuko=Yasuda)
«I love my cat»
Petting Bernkastel’s tummy
Yasuda’s and Miyao’s gender (or other characters)
Ciconia phase 2 when
Read RGD
Bernkastel searching through fragments posts
«I love my waifu» - «Your waifu is trash»
Updated scorpion charm
>x posts >x IPs (or more rarely the posts per poster ratio directly)
X-trice
A pinch of Lambda&Bern ERP
Anti L&B ERP
********* ********* ***** (recently introduced)
Discussions about grammar
Complaining about Japs deleting their art
Amakusa X Ange
Technically this list as well
Picture of Krauß with the text «the x of Rokkenjima»
People being confused about what LARP stands for
Pitslut
M.Zakky »»»»»»»»»»jokes»»»»»»»»»»
«HAM. HANDS» - «But soul!»
The fact that she —— is mind-blowing
Contrarians posting their obscure and unpopular waifu
Sipping uncarbonated , warm and salty Bernkastel beer
Le Ange est «brocon» (only added separately because of the spam)
Le Ange est obèse
Dataminer posts
Lambdastrosurfing
«Featherine won, get over it»
Copypastas that were only funny the first time, stop posting them. «What about this one?», I use my right to remain silent

>>33083388
Weren't you going to leave? Stay dead this time please

>>33083433
Anyone can replace him.

geez

>>33083433
"Every 07th thread" anon isn't a person but title.

The Witch of Schizophrenia

Sniffing Satoko's gym clothes after PE....

>>33082234
>>33082441
>>33082603

>>33082785
angay

>>33083586
Enji

>>33083535
>>33083586
>>33083606
This smug brotherfucker is imagining super hot witches and basically you're fucking stupid. How? Click here to find out!

>13 posters

>>33083643
Bern, don't play dumb. You think I wouldn't notice that you are behing most of the Ange shitposting?

>>33083654
I want to eat her necklace

>>33083694
pulling on Lambda's necklace and having it snap back into her throat and watching her choke!

How did they get away with this?

>>33083715
I don't find her even slightly attractive. That's not because of her age either, she is just ugly body and soul

>>33083715
>ugly body
Shit taste.

>>33083771

Imagine being Amakusa in episode 4 and having to be all like "damn, Ange you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dhotrl room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Ushiromiya Ange flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she summons up some imaginary friends. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone ontells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ANGE USHIROMIYA LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out Hinamizawa. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for in St Lucia in the previous months. And then Okonogi calls for your help, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Amakusa. You're not going to lose your assassin career over this. Just bear it. Turn on some M Zakky and bear it.

>>33083832
kek

>>33083771
>>33083784
Lying sacks of shit

>>33083832
>Arnold
You missed one.

>>33083886
Damn that’s what I get for rushing.
I’d tidy it up but it’s too much spam
Maybe in three or four threads. I blame Italianon

>>33083878
We humans lie a lot.
But our dicks never do.

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"God what am I doing with my life!?"

>>33083948

>>33083965
This is one of my golden truths.
"I want to have sex with Satoko."

>>33083962
I love this absolutely enormous ginger schizo

>>33083980
Funny, that's my golden truth too!

>>33083962
/07/th has just become the Ange bullying general. We need to brighten it up with more fun Ange memes.

imagine being miyao's nurse after he gets injured in an AAU deployment and getting to rub ointment over his chest and torso as he squirms a little because its slimy and chilly

I give you the slim, cool, collected princess of the Ushiromiya family. The high-res, fine figured PS3 version.
Radiating confidence unlike the original sprite which failed to capture the real spirit of the character, Ryukishi admits that this version is the true Ange and not his original widescreen fat Ange.

>>33082690
>his
>>33084002
>he
>his
Retards are really out in full force today huh?

>>33084034
Without love his ち*ぽ cannot be seen

>>33084020
This is what Ange thinks she looks like when she's shuffling around like a fat retard speaking broken chunni English in between bites of her hamburger

>>33084036
The ugly Flatoko

>>33084055
All the ice cubes.
Trays of them. There is no limits to what will fit.

>>33084063

Yasu's small puffy breasts are extremely sensitive

Feeding Ange a hamburger that she doesn't know is made from pieces of herself from another fragment!

I see what is happening. Anons are trying to break the spell. They try to say "Satoko is ugly! She's disgusting looking!" so that they can get her out of their minds. But it won't work. I tried for 27 years.

Uu~! George Onii-chan! Are we going to play taste tester again today?

>>33084134
>27 years
Explain

*is the best girl*

>>33084205
I can't, it's been ruining my mind looping like this.

>>33084206
I don’t like this old hag who reeks of mackerel

>>33083995
There will always a retard that gets bullied in huge groups.

>>33084233
Ange isn't a retard, she's cute and smart and intelligent and witty. Honestly I think you're just jealous because of how cool she is.

>>33084233
Even if no-one stands out because then we will ostracize them and make them stand out, right?

>>33084275
I love this emotionally stunted orphan

How do I convince my bro to use the original sprites?

>>33084291
Is this a dick chart?

>>33084261
>she's cute and smart and intelligent and witty.
Said no one ever. Maybe in your imagination, loser!
>>33084275
That is the spirit.

>>33084331
Sex

>>33084331
You can either appeal to him that it has the character that the new sprites don’t have.
Or you can blind him.

>>33084331
you dont. he will naturally do it or he dont.

Being lonely is horrible because nobody cares, after all, you are lonely, so there isn't people who would notice. Perhaps people might wonder occasionally, but they will overwhelmingly decide that it was your choice. Making friends is so easy right? And, if it isn't, then it's your fault, everyone has friends, even people who are terrible to be around, ergo you must be an appalling person. And the longer you remain outside the harder it will be to reintegrate.
It's such a surreal experience to not be a part of society and to not share the experiences of others. You are truly living in different worlds. Everything gradually starts to feel fake

Let's chill out with the bullying for one thread, instead let's be nice to Ange. Say ONE thing you like about her. I'll start:
I think Ange's hair ornaments are cool!

>>33084454
Is being built for sex a good thing?

since we're apparently blogging right now, recently I've started to feel like there's very little of value left for me in fiction. I'm just distracting myself from more troublesome responsibilities.

What kind of job would Battler have if he didn't die in the explosion?
Tohya theorists need not reply
Tohya is a coping mechanism that Ange made up just like the seven stakes and Sakutaro/Maria

>>33084469
This is the highest spec Ange.
I can’t believe magic was not involved

>>33084516
Wheelchair designer

>>33084516
>Tohya is a coping mechanism that Ange made up
what purpose does Tohya serve as a coping mechanism? Isn't the point of Tohya that Battler is 'dead'?

>>33084469
>>33084315

>>33084497
That's always tough, not being able to enjoy yourself because you feel like you should work instead. You start to feel overwhelmed and, well, you don't have a very good time. The only solution is learning to chill until the literal last second. And, depending on what it is of course, learning to not demanding everything to be perfect.

>>33084558
>Wheelchair designer

>>33084559
Yes, it’s impossible for Ange to have made ho Tohya.
If this was the case then it would diminish Ikuko’s victory and as everyone knows, Ikuko always wins

Ange met Manon, who was still alive in 1998, and had a lesbian relationship with her. Prove this didn't happen.

>>33084562

>>33084648
Fat people lose their libido

>>33084441
>Everything gradually starts to feel fake
Because it is. Reject the false reality imposed on you by consensus and embrace Truth.

>>33084497
I think it comes down to restricting yourself and having at least a mental note of a schedule. It's only a distraction when you do it first and when you do it for a long time. Limit yourself and save it for later, that way it becomes more of a self-reward. It's more fullfilling that way, like you're getting something out it, and you even begin to enjoy it more.

>>33084648
Actually, how did Ange know the appearance of Mammon as she appears as a Stake? Did Maria write draw/write a description of the seven stakes and she learned it from Yasu who was just describing the servants she used to work with?

This new Ange meme is alright.

>>33084648
Blue truth accepted

There's so little ciconia fanart i'm tempted to make my own.

>>33084758
No her honor will not be tainted any further

>>33084876
>fantasising about your imouto's lesbian relationships
weirdo

>>33084943
double standards
>>33083067

You chose the real ending, right?

>>33085014
that's different

your favorite 07 ,might as well say WTC character because I haven't seen those from other works listed, and how you are feeling today

>>33085037
Was getting caught part of her plan?

>>33084746
Magic.

>>33085047
Double
standards

>>33085059
Takano, same as always, calm as ice.

What's the best piece of landscape umineko artwork you've come across?

>>33085059
Miyao's tiny lungs are being abused!
Kanon. I feel good.

>>33084559
Yes, but Battler being 'dead' mentally still means that he is physically alive in her mind which makes it easier to accept
>>33084629
Tohya exists as an actual person that is unrelated to Battler, but their entire interaction was Ange's delusion

>>33082234
What the fuck was her problem?

Secretly putting semen on all of Beelzebub's food and watching her eat it!

>>33085060
She's a big girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-STBH-VO6Ow

>>33084746
She seems to remember Mammon best out of the stakes, presumably paid more attention to her and vaguely recalls her as a maid.

>>33085130
>that he is physically alive in her mind which makes it easier to accept
Why? Isn't the entire idea of personhood in Umineko that people are their personalities not their physical existence, which is something Ange accepts at the end when she speaks about Tohya being a seperate person from Battler? Battler technically surviving but not returning to Ange is more of a gut punch than if Battler had just died. And isn't Battler surviving the Rokkenjima Massacre needed for the meta aspects of Umineko like Battler not being able to 'die' in the fights, along with the fragments written by Ikuko and Tohya being based off of Battler's memories?

>>33083496
Is actually Erika cause there's no way to find a real absolute truth

>>33085130
Seems impossible. He remembers specific scenes from Ange's childhood and she can recognize him.
there's also the 9999999% canon manga where Tohya meets Eva too.

>>33085245
If people are their personalities then the red truth of Uminkeo is basically pointless
>>33085263
Like I said, the entire conversation is her delusion
The manga is goat propaganda

>>33085156
What do you mean?

>>33085295
>then the red truth of Uminkeo is basically pointless
Not really, it's just a matter of using red truth in a deceiving way. The entire locked room with Kanon/Shannon/Beatrice saving Battler and then saying "Kanon does not exist in the closet" is an example of it. Basically every fight in Umineko is people using red truth in deceptive ways.

>>33085295
I'm unconvinced as the evidence he is Battler is massive like Ange. But you are not Italianon so I can cope with this theory.

>>33085396
>>33085384
>But you are not Italianon so I can cope with this theory.
Idiots you are actually replying to the italiantranny though.
>horrible grammar
>manga is shit/1 bit goat

>>33084206
What does are Pussy smell like?

>>33085427
Oh fuck, he's evolved grammar and punctuation

>>33085059
Koshka! I LOVE HER SO MUUUCH!!!
Slept 11pm only to wake up from a nightmare at 3:30 AM and not fall asleep after that. still have headaches

>*farts*

well? who's the culprit.

>>33085473
George

>>33085473

>>33085473
George

>>33085427
I agree the manga/goat stuff seems like him but if so the grammar is still way better than his normal stuff.
Also no capslock. I don't think it is him.

>>33085493
Virgilius is the second cleanest boy after kanon and he would never fart!

>>33085493
disguting

>>33085524
Sometimes his grammar improves a lot by copypasting stuff around, however he is still a retard and cant write an english sentence correctly.
Also yeah he doesn't cap lock spam unless you actually say stuff that triggers it.
Even unicelular beings evolve sometimes.

>>33085384
You can just weasel your way out of literally any situation with that logic
Seems like a lame cop-out for a 100+ hour story

>>33085493
fuck you

Explain the first twilight of the 4 game board
4th game board
1 twilight
Just minimizing the change of people reading it incorrectly

>>33085473
N-not me! (Ugh, who the hell put laxatives in my food again?!)

>>33085566
How is it a lame cop-out? 'People aren't necessarily their genes but rather their experiences' is a pretty basic thing that is constantly hit home through out the entire 100+ hour story.

>>33085620
Erika did NOT fart!
She shidded... also FART!

>>33085618
Shannon's alterative persona fart-chan killed everyone but it wasn't her it was only her persona!!!

Italianon are you pretending to not be you?

>>33085620
>>33085493
they did it and they think it's funny

>>33085655
nope
what is happening here?

>>33085618
Kanon put 6 pills of poison and sleeping pills in a bag
casually extract 7 of them and put it in the food for the family conference.

if less then 6 parents are killed, Kanon use servants to reach 6 victims.

this explain why only parents and servants are killed in the first twiligth and why is called roulette a game who imply casuality

>>33085655
What's wrong? Everyone who disagrees with your goat logic is automatically Italianon?

>>33085059
I've got Miyao syndrome recently and i had a dream where he was being tortured/gruesomely killed and there was nothing i could do. It sounds lame now, but it deeply affected me a short while after i woke up.

Now i finished filling gelatin pills with kratom and am going to take them and enjoy the buzz. I feel like i want a cute boyfriend.

>>33085707
It is okay.
Some anons thought you were pretending to be someone else with better grammar.
But I knew in my heart that you are far worse as I can see all things with love.

>>33085773
How will you cope when Miyao is inevitably revealed to be a girl?

>>33085757
No, I don't care about that stuff if you are the anon that claims Ange made up the interaction with Tohya.
I was more worried Italianon was schizo trolling.

>>33085566
It is.

>>33085800
how?

>>33085793
By upping the dose.

Him not having a dick and being complexed about it is kinda cute in a manlet napoleon syndrome way and i think it might add more to this character from this perspective. Small dogs are the angriest, so..

Is that Virgilius original art?

>>33085793
>that bulge
Whore! Manslut! boy don't wear that weird stuff you moron!

stop calling me schizo

>>33085793
>Inevitably
Already happened bucko

stop fucking gangstalking me who is this

>>33085840
pasta la vista

>>33085840
Who are you?

>>33085822
>Him not having a dick and being complexed about it is kinda cute in a manlet napoleon syndrome way and i think it might add more to this character from this perspective. Small dogs are the angriest, so..
It's cute, but wIth Kanon it's just sad.
>Is that Virgilius original art?
I think the artist posts here.

>>33085851
It is me. Ushromiya Eva. 50 years old apparently.

>>33085840
Don't bully Italianon!

>>33085796
>>33085840
If you shit on the manga and use the word goat during your ramblings at the same time, you set-off my italianschizo alarm.

>>33085818
I won’t argue that it’s a “cop out” in the sense that it’s unfair or contradictory or anything, but I will argue that it’s lame.
It basically makes the seemingly most difficult puzzles in the story (Nanjo’s murder from Ep 3, the closed room of Ep 6) into non-issues. As in, none of the characters had to actually come up with a complex or difficult plan that makes you go “oh that’s clever”, the characters just did very simple and normal things, but the truth about what actually happened was unnecessarily obscured by the misleading red truths. I found it to be disappointing when I realized that most of the puzzles in the story could be answered this way. It’s like, sure, you can create a seemingly impossible puzzle by lying to people and misleading them. That’s not very interesting.

>>33085889
I hate that shitty troll.
He has never been right.
Not even once.

>>33085876
It is sad, but even if he had one i really don't think it would be anything really impressive. Pathetic! Shameful! Lewd!

>>33085889
thanks friend

>>33085793
Miyao is biologically female, otherwise he wouldn't be so complexed and insecure about his body... also Meow said she couldn't tell Jayden about her biological sex so easily because it'd also affect [his opinion of] Miyao. It's pretty obvious.

does anyone want to share some wanyadora hearts we can exchange referral links if you want to

>>33085902
the manga is dogshit

miyao's pp wont impress anyone

>>33085944
Literally made for being a human boxing bag

>>33084516
>>33084559
Tohya isn't a coping mechanism
Ange is just 100% a schizo
Who the fuck talks to imaginary people all day? She's mentally ill and absolutely nothing she sees or says should be taken seriously

>>33085932
Kanon is Yasu's male fantasy + Yasu has never seen a penis -> Yasu's notebooks have drawings of Kanon with a comically oversized penis

>>33085944
Only if you decide to date me with marriage in mind!

>>33085970
KINZO WAS AFRAID OF COMMIT THE SAME SIN AGAIN

YOU CANT GET PREGNANT A MALE
YASU IS FEMALE

>>33085950
Needs special pp training

>>33085889
Shut the fuck up, twitter user.
>>33085949
I don't care if you dont like the manga, just dont go around posting incoherent walls of text with insults such as "I BIT GOAT CMON CMON" and tranny shit like "Ikuko == yASU"

>>33085981

>>33085991
Ikuko is Yasu
accept it or you must accept that magic is real

>>33085981
FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME PREGNANCY WASN'T THE SIN

>>33085981
pasta la vista

>>33086018
Yasu is the living sin according with ep4 italian lyrics.

>>33086024
Yes be cause yasu was a rape child

>>33086008
I don't see why.

Ikuko is not Yasu. Magic is not real.

Seemed easy.

Do people actually think the manga is canon?

>>33086032
so the SIN is YASU
so kinzo was avoid the create another YASU

a male YASU cant create another YASU
>>33086042
r07 original plan was made Ikuko and Battler marry but his coworkers stopped him

you really belive that Battler can fall in love with another person?

>>33086055
Yes. Do I need to remind you again today?

Instead of talking about the manga and having an autistic discussion for the 100000000000000th time, can we instead talk about how based is the official art that 07th Expansion gets?

>>33086063
The sin was rape.. Not the fucking pregnancy. that was the side effect that led to yasu being born. he didn't want to rape his child again.

>>33086063
> you really belive that Battler can fall in love with another person?

That would be Tohya but yes I think so.

>>33086018
>>33085941
>Meow said she couldn't tell Jayden about her biological sex so easily because it'd also affect [his opinion of] Miyao.

Maybe Miyao had a pathetic microdick.

Jayden is a coward for dating Meow and should kept forcefully sniffing Miyao's hair instead. Two for one deal.

Or, legitimately speaking, there's a somewhat low chance it could be some sort of red herring setup by r07 where either Miyao is actually biologically male (unlikely) or has some weird barbie doll shit a la Yasu going on if the circumstances of his birth as a program/replacing the Miyao who died before actually end up changing something in him due to retroactive desire to be male. I'd say there's a 70% chance of a cunny, 10% of a dick (feminine) and 20% of it being something else entirely. Angel references?

What the fuck happens if Jayden actually gets it on with Meow? For Miyao, it would be like watching/hearing/feeling your little sister getting NTR'ed on another room. It's not like parallel personalities go fully unconscious, since they can listen in on conversations and interject if they want to. Ryukishi belongs in a mental institution. There's no way he wouldn't have thought about this.

I still can't believe this unnatural shkanontrice crossdressing issue.
Yes, that even means I don't buy this yasuda thing. It rapes over a half of Knox rules.

Thread ruined.
Damn schizos.

>>33086093
The anime style sucks. I would rather see 5 pixels of Mion's tummy and sukumizu cameltoe.

>>33086121
I got you.

Official art from the LN.

>>33086106
Which Knox rules does it rape?
Shkanontrice can be lame and retarded without it being “unfair” or violating the Knox rules. It’s a good distinction to make to defend yourself against autists.

>>33086055
PASTA LA VISTA

>>33086078
Shitty explanation full of plot holes
>Shannon and Kanon in the same room with the objective pov
Fuck off

>>33086094
no love solution

Thoya is just a different personality of Battler , like the different personality of Yasu fallen in love with him why not the same?
>>33086095
THERE IS WRITTEN IN THE OPENING NEAR SENZA AMORE NON PUò ESSERE VISTO

>>33086106
Knox is not particularly effective in Umineko.
It does not work well in the later Episodes. Van Dine either.
Both Dlanor and Willard get whipped by some goats.
Bernkastel has no problem with Will.

>>33086129
Oh yeah, that's great.

>>33086136
THE DETECTIVE CANT SEE ANY LIES
ALL EP5 IS A FANTASY FOR YOU
>>33086146
KNOX IS THE SIGIL OF THE LOVE STORY BETWEEN READER AND WRITER

YOU NEVER READ UMINEKO

Why do they love each other so much?

Completely off topic and probably the wrong place to ask, but what is your favorite cigar?

>>33086177
Rika loves Akasaka

>>33086177
If they end up lesbos Ryukishi is 100% hack.

>>33086177
Satoko Syndrome is the true villain of higurashi

>>33086189
Well yeah, but he's never around.

>>33086142
That panel is drawn from a non-objective pov. Erika is in the room but we’re not seeing her pov and she never noticed that she never saw Kanon and Shannon at the same time.
:^)

>>33086142
That's a fantasy scene

>>33086162
Did you pull this shit straight out of your ass Italianon?
Next time use flush.

>>33086199
but... we already know Ryukishi is a hack.

>>33086227
EVERYTHING IS AN ILLUSION
THIS IS WHY MY BULLSHIT IS RIGTH

>>33086233
This whole “actually 80% of what happens on screen is fake” thing is legitimately one of the shittiest plot devices I have ever seen in any story. Like, I’m angry that R07 thought this was a good enough idea to run with for 100 hours.
Petition to transfer ownership of Bern/Lambda/Beatrice to a competent writer.

>>33086247
Hack on a mainstream production level.

>>33086227
>>33086233
Shkanontrice goats desperately trying to force the plot holes to make sense with the given "answer"

>>33086313
It's not a plot hole, the episode literally tells you that Battler is not the detective and therefore is able to see things that isn't necessarily the truth. It's the reason why Battler sees Kinzo when he's discovering the Gold despite Kinzo being dead. Not in a subtle way either, Battler uses the red truth to call back to the specific moment where he sees Kinzo to establish that Battler can see people that don't actually exist because he's not the detective.

>>33086313
You are just trolling.
Stop being Italianon junior. You lack the talent.

I just shit my pants
What do you think, everyone?

>>33086313
Any theory except Shkanontrice, given the existence of interviews and the manga, is crazier and less believable than “Shkanontrice is the answer but R07 is a hack so you have to explain away some plot holes”.

Reina!

>>33086356
The plot hole has nothing to do with Battler. The plot hole is that Erika, with detective’s authority, was in the room where “everyone was gathered” but she didn’t take the time to actually look at and count who was in the room.

>>33086366
You're not wearing pants

>>33086366
I love this incontinent girl who got thrown off a cruise ship

>>33086356
Also “characters start vividly and continuously hallucinating as soon as they’re not the detective” is just retarded writing anyway, it’s not clever and it serves no thematic purpose in the story.

>>33086398
How can she count people if she was never there?
She never existed.

Ikuko=Yasuda
It doesn't get much simpler than that.

>>33086428
I am utterly convinced by this coloured stone argument

Cumming inside Lion's fancy boots!

>>33086400
Hot

>>33086422
Are the characters really "hallucinating" during the fantasy scenes? I thought they were more like daydreams.

>>33086356
SO EVERYTHING WE SAW MUST BEING SAW BY BATTLER?

THIS IS NOT A MYSTERY ANYMORE
MARIA KILLED EVERYONE IS TRUTH SINCE EVERYTHING IS FAKE

>>33086475
You got Gou 100% wrong.
‘Red eye Rika’ and Ooishiworking on behalf of the Three Houses
Why would anyone listen to someone with a 0% track record?

>>33086395
That face invokes genuine fear

>>33086398
Manga explains it, it's a trick of narration again. You can argue it's incredibly lazy writing and I probably wouldn't disagree, but it's not a plot hole.

>>33086525
I love this 100% canon, Ryukishi approved gospel

>SHKANNONTRICE IS THE ANSWER IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Except for how such a character would exist.

Yes that's right, there's apparently a maid they have employed that has another personality, which they also employ, and all the relatives either ignore or somehow don't notice that it's the same person, and each personality is a different sex and in love with two different relatives of different sexes, who also love this person back making them either incredibly oblivious to this persons...

>>33086422
The characters are pieces on a game board who are subject to narrative tricks, Battler constantly experiences this all the time with magic towers sprouting up from the ground and magic fights between witches. The story of Umineko isn't about reality and people objectively perceiving it, everything in Umineko is filtered through like five different layers of narration and what other people believe to be the truth.

>>33086541
Without love it cannot be seen

>>33086499
see you in the last episode

>>33086475
>SO EVERYTHING WE SAW MUST BEING SAW BY BATTLER?
When the perspective is Battler, then it's being seen by Battler. Yes.
>THIS IS NOT A MYSTERY ANYMORE
Umineko is not a traditional mystery.

>>33086541
Shkanontrice just doesn't work properly with the red, you have to assume the red is very inconsistent and that Beatrice hardly ever counts as a person.

>>33086553
You’ve already lost. The story was never about what you thought it was.

>>33086395
delete this

>>33086567
>When the perspective is Battler, then it's being seen by Battler. Yes
perfect look this image
Erika saw toogether both Shannon and Kanon
>>33086567
THIS IS THE GREATEST INSULT YOU CAN MADE TO UMINEKO

YASU AND BATTLER LOVE STORY BORN THANKS MYSTERY

>>33086548
....I accept my defeat

>>33083832
Best.

>>33086668

>>33086668
Will Bern ever grant me the miracle of stepping on my dick while she does that face?

>>33086610
It's mainly a fantasy.
Maybe you did not read it.

Amakusa is the culprit, he sniped everyone from off the island allowing him to kill without being on it, he's shown to be a competent sniper near the end of episode 4 so it doesn't violate the Knox rules

>>33086675

STOP REPLYING TO THE FUCKING ITALIAN YOU RETARDS

>8.125

>>33086678
Bern pls respond.

>>33086691
you didnt understand it
you are insulting umineko to justify your head canon

ALL NATSUHI'S PAIN, ALL THE DUESL

ALL USELESS BECAUSE THERE ISNT A MYSTERY SOLUTION
ENJOY THE SHIT THAT UMINEKO BECOME

>>33086610
>Erika saw toogether both Shannon and Kanon
Nope, perspective means from Erika's first person perspective. If it was Erika saying "I saw x, y, z" then that would be from Erika's perspective, however in the episode the only thing we see is Erika saying that "everyone is here". Manga confirms this, it's a narrative trick.

>YASU AND BATTLER LOVE STORY BORN THANKS MYSTERY
Something can be a mystery without being a traditional mystery adhering strictly to the two set of random rules picked out. Umineko ITSELF explicitly rejects a fundamentalist approach to mystery fiction and changes the rules of Van Dine and Knox. One of Van Dine's rules is that no love interest must appear and a rejection of love in favor of a traditional mystery, and yet Umineko is a story centred around love and its tagline is that "Without love, it cannot be seen" and it explicitly changes rules such as "No more than ONE trapdoor may appear" to "No trapdoors may appear" for the sake of the narrative.

Umineko just isn't a traditional mystery in which everything can be solved according to two rule sets, the rules clearly change from game to game and you rigidly and autistically applying it blanketly across the entire novel is missing the point so hard.

>>33085196
She knows.
She will want it straight from the source soon.

Why are you here, why spend the precious time you were allocated on this Earth on this? There are several hundred better uses of it.

>>33086765
I have fun here and i love you all

>>33086765
I play videogames and read stuff, I only check this place every few minutes. I wouldn't say I'm purely wasting my time on here, just an enjoyable side trip.
>>33086783
Also this except for the obvious schizos.

>>33086765
i love my 07 frens

>>33086745
LOOK HERE
everytime battler saw a bullshit he annunced his POV + Erika never watched
>>33086745
>Something can be a mystery without being a traditional myster
ALL DLANOR CHARACTER HAD NO SENSE
ALL MYSTERY STORY OF YASU HAD NO SENSE
YOU MUST ACCEPT THIS FOR MADE SHKANON WORKS

MAYBE IS WRONG?

>>33086849
Your own pic proves you wrong, it shows Battler from his own first person perspective using "I saw" whereas in Erika's pic it's Erika saying something. Erika saying something doesn't equal Erika's first person perspective.
>ALL DLANOR CHARACTER HAD NO SENSE
Dlanor's character is an embodiment of Knox's decalogue. How does this not make sense?

>>33083433
It could be worse. It could be he who shall not be named.

>>33086889
>Erika saying something doesn't equal Erika's first person perspective.

i must say COPE?
so for you ERIKA SAID THAT KANON AND SHANNON ARE IN THE SAME ROOM IS BATTLER'S POV BUT NOT RUMOURS OF ERIKA.

find a real argument
for you all ep5 is an illusion, for me Battler's bulshit must respect rule like a mystert
>>33086889
i dont remember the manga
but in the VN there is a great scene after Battler's death in which Dlanor explain the mystery in other words the love of Yasu and Battler.

BATTLER SOLVED THE GAMES BY USING KNOW AND YOU ARE SAYING THAT KNOX IS NOT VALID OR IMPORTANT?

NO LOVE

>>33086765
Too timid to an hero just yet
I can't find any full-time work in my field so I have more time to waste than most people

>>33086949
Knox not very important.

>>33086765
This is the best thing I have. Don't take it away from me you bastard.

>>33086700
I love this massive filesized miracle

>>33086958
From your post I can tell you are a biologist
this reasoning is possible for anon.

>>33086765
I just plain don't like Italianon's lies.

>>33086958
>"Battler-chan??? is Maria asleep already?

>>33086964
like your caring about Umineko

>>33086949
>i must say COPE?
That isn't cope, this is literally what 'first person perspective' means as a narrative device.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-person_narrative
>ERIKA SAID THAT KANON AND SHANNON ARE IN THE SAME ROOM IS BATTLER'S POV BUT NOT RUMOURS OF ERIKA.
Yes, this is something that happens and it is established in the very same episode that this is something that can happen where Battler sees Kinzo but Erika does not see Kinzo.


>BATTLER SOLVED THE GAMES BY USING KNOW AND YOU ARE SAYING THAT KNOX IS NOT VALID OR IMPORTANT?
The entire point of Umineko is that it's a meta-fiction commentary on Mystery as a genre, and throughout Umineko you have characters use and abuse Knox and Van Dine's rules. Do you actually think the entire point of Umineko was "Actually, you should rigidly obey these specific rules in fiction and never ever ever try to venture outside of it and all mystery novels have to obey these specific 30 rules"? R07 literally admits that rigid adherence to the rules breaks Umineko and that part of Will's character arc is him quitting the SSVD and not rigidly adhering to Van Dine's rules. You literally missed the entire point of why these rules were included in Umineko.

>>33087041
Knox does not work sometimes in Umineko.
So it’s not that important

For anyone wondering RGD gets good 15 chapters in

Why is a 32 year old hag this hot?

>>33087055
https://07th-expansion.fandom.com/wiki/Answer_to_the_Golden_Witch
>R: If everything happens in complete accordance to Van Dine’s 20 Rules of Detective Fiction, then the motive becomes basically obsolete and is removed from the cornerstones of the story. So that’s how it became my goal to eliminate the 20 rules and how they vanished from Umineko.

I'll stop replying to the Italian now, sorry for shitting up the thread

>>33087078
isn't each chapter like... an hour long???

>>33087085
if Maria was a boy instead of an autistic girl Rosa would have almost definitely fucked her son after a night drinking, especially considering how terminally horny Rosa is and how much her hypothetical son would have begun to look like his dad. thank god Maria was spared from this awful fate.

>>33087088
knox 20 are just union of shit clichè
>>33087055
>The entire point of Umineko is that it's a meta-fiction commentary on Mystery as a genre
the entire point of Umineko is the love story between Battler and yasu

the love story that you hate and deny to justify your theory.
META META META....USE ALL THE MAGIC YOU WANT I SOLVED UMINEKO WITHOUT USING THIS SHIT

SOLVED IT AS A REAL MYSTERY WERE KNOX AND DINE ARE VALID

YOUR THEORY ONLY WORKS IF R07 IS A SHIT WRITER.
>>33087072
WORKS EVERY FUCKING TIME
just not in your shknaontrice headcanon
>Yes, this is something that happens and it is established in the very same episode that this is something that can happen where Battler sees Kinzo but Erika does not see Kinzo.
in other worlds when is my theory then is ok when is yours is fake

>>33087148
It's funny because Rosa wanted to have a boy.

For anyone wondering RGD gets good 1 chapter in

>>33087098
More, some as long as 4 hours circa

>>33087078
This isn't a joke btw, I genuinely mean it. That is the first throughly good chapter. It becomes decent, not a total slog, at chapter 5.

Got recommended this https://www.youtube.com/watchv=TEXGy7dg-Rs
Vtuber reading Umineko? First time I see that, it's ps3 sprites, but at least she seems to know her Kanjis so it might be nice for the epitaph

>>33087085
I know a few girls in their mid 30s that are pretty damn decent looking

>>33087238
did she knows the real truth about Umineko?

>>33087238
>v-tub
stopped reading there.

>>33087168
pasta la vista

>>33087238
Disdain for Higurashi console sprites I can understand. But Umineko Seriously???
Not only they are very high quality and expressive, there are also tons different poses expressions. This is just pointless purism

>>33087272
Umineko console sprites are pretty alright. A few CGs are wrong but that's about it.

>>33087238
Go back to your containment thread.

>>33087272
Higurashi's console sprites are better than Umineko's console sprites
PS3 Battler is a travesty

>>33087359
>Higurashi's console sprites are better than Umineko's console sprites
Said absolutely no one ever, in any fragment possible

>>33087359
>Higurashi's console sprites are better
Stopped reading there.

Mr. Delicious (La forma DEEN) is the one pulling the strings in Gou!
I have evidence right here it's in the mani-

Can we all just agree that Satoko has the best armpits?

>Get into Ooishi's "Air conditioned" car
>Start sweating uncontrollably for some reason
Heh how do you explain THIS?

>>33087452
Can we all just agree that Satoko is the best?

>>33087495
what type of exercise would you make rena do to lose weight

>>33087565
Lots of sex.

>>33086541
Who's to say that everyone didn't know? Yasu's fanfiction?

Do you think there is a slim chance that Higurashi hou + (or whatever the new Supposed port was called) is gonna get new Sprites to replace the old alchemist ones?

>>33087607
It would take a miracle.

>>33087607
only higurashi hoe i know is Mion - what a slut!

>>33087653

Ange should follow Ooishi's example and go on a diet. just look at him, it worked wonders.

>>33087660
I want to spill my yogurt all over Rika!

you vill believe in ze witch

>>33087238
The video is unavailable.

Koopatrice

>>33087238
Just found her too. I thought about shilling her here, but went against it. Apparently she came from /vt/.

>>33088137

>>33087729
That's not very nice nanodesu!

What would r07 think of his international fans if he saw this thread?

>>33088489
Probably that we're just like his domestic fans, I don't think anything here is THAT bad.

What's the best way to play umineko on android. I want my friend to play it but he doesn't have a PC.
I installed higurashi using VNDS for him. Is it the best way for umineko too?

Cauliflowers aren't yellow, they're white

>>33088489
R07 knows what he's doing and writing, the erotic undertones of his novels aren't mistakes.

>>33088543
I'd assume that's the best way to go. UP also has a mobile version if he's fine with ps3.

>>33088650
He's a coomer so I will try to make the UP version work. Thanks man.

>>33088543
>VN ON SMARTHPHONE
death sentence now

>>33083388
You have to add the BL shit now

>>33088721
If his friend has a phone but not a PC, he most likely is a SEAdweller, let them be.

>>33088489
There is no way he wouldn't fit right in with all the degeneracy

>>33088543
ONscripter Plus is better than VNDS for this.

>>33088721
>pasta man tries to blend in episode

>>33086095
>>33086095
Imagine being so UUUUUUOOOOO that you fear raping your sonr/grandchild because you already raped your daughter. How did Kinzo went so UUUUUUOOOOO?

What would you do anon?

>>33088847
Such a cute design.

>>33086146
Just like Van Dine, starting with fucking Third.

I know that "Without love it cannot be seen" but isn't Umineko, at the very last, just a story "to bring a lovelorn couple to the hymeneal altar"?

>>33088936
Van dine rule mean no love story for the detective and his valid for the games not in the meta.

Battler ever had a love story in the games?
nope just pain.
George love story was his motive, so a proof

>>33088906
Nahtzi pussy broke that man

>>33088962
hey italianidiot, you like mysteries right?
can you help me find my dad using knox and dyne?
He liked mysteries according to my mom.

>>33087452
I would like to see the 7 sisters armpits first, in order to give an answer

>>33089002
naturally
first answare are you black?

if yes then anyone around you can be your father (try to search in some prison)

if no then is death and your mother just hid this to you

>>33089002
>>33089054
>>33089103

>>33089103

>>33089164
Genji has to put up with so much shit, like interpreting the crazed words of Kinzo constantly.

>>33089054
holy based

Wait, how is this thread is already autosaging? I went to bed when the last one was still aging...

>>33089327
Satoko's arse crack. Humiliation anon, please take the stage.

Console Erika

>>33089378

>>33089391
<OH YEAH!>

>>33089378
>>33089391
>>33089424

Miyao's buttcrack

>>33089448
Miyao buttjob.

>>33089458
Miyao thighjob
Your dick still towering over his small thing despite the fact most of your shaft is buried in his milky, smooth thighs

Clair!

>>33087272
yeah some higurashi CG's are shit, but Umineko is alot more polished.

Satoko's perfectly cute nape!

Gou has been like a dream. Every time I wake up, there are new Satokos.

>>33087250
fuck off Mario

Yet, in a few weeks, Gou will be over. The constant stream of new Satokos will slowly grind to a halt.

That's a sad thought.

hhaaaaaauuuu~

>>33089954
She probably gave him a closer look later that night

Today's rare pitslut Satoko.

>>33090074
NII NII SUKI
PAT MY HEAD
PREEEEEEEASE