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Sometimes a mess requires a radical solution.

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>> No.33049769
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Sandworms!

>> No.33049814
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>>33049750
Looks like somebody is restoring order the hard way

>> No.33049817

I need a tall warrior lilim in my life

>> No.33049825

>>33049686
I'd like a heavy-duty Automaton that used to work with unloading heavy cargo, not modified to be smaller when she was retired.

>> No.33049828

>>33049517
>watch episode of a magical girl anime or something with a lewd monstergirl loli
>roleplay as the characters with her until it turns into an ad-lib doujin plot

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>>33049769

>> No.33049861 [SPOILER] 
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Has KC mentioned when he's planning a releasing a translated version of his RPG demo?

>> No.33049887

>>33049861
Sometime this month according to his last post.

>> No.33049916

>>33049828
>letting your young impressionable daughter watch anything other than MPBS
I wouldn't dream of turning on that Sabbath propaganda in front of my daughter, putting on Niisanloadian or any of those cable cartoon channels is a quick and easy way to turn your cute daughter into a cock-hunting semen demon right under your nose

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>fucking fast moving thread bullshit god damn it jp

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>> No.33049938

>>33049887
Oh shit. Hopefully he didn't get scammed by some ESL retard using MTLs

>> No.33049967
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Last thread moved fast. Reposting Nevia translations in case you missed them.
>>33045900
>>33045945

>> No.33049982

>>33049750
Do married Unicorns wear gold horseshoes?

>> No.33050016

>>33049982
That seems like a terrible idea given how soft gold is.
Better to put a ring on the horn.

>> No.33050076

Alright bros, lets say hypothetically I was doing some housework under my Kiki maid's nose to give her a bit of a break. Let's say, again hypothetically, that I happened to find over 40 handwritten MasterxMaid novels hidden in the closet where we keep the broom and mop. Should I ask her about them or just pretend that I didn't see anything, so as to not out myself? I've only read a couple of them but they're pretty kinky by the way. All hypothetically of course.

>> No.33050097

>>33049925
LOOK AT THOSE TAILS

>> No.33050104

>>33050076
You're hypothetically fucked either way, anon. Kikis will notice even the smallest of things. Enjoy your Hypothetical 'punishment'

>> No.33050105

>>33049925
That's a thick fox

>> No.33050110

>>33050076
>thinking that she won't be able to tell where you've cleaned even if you try to cover it up
it's over

>> No.33050120

>>33050076
Buy a few of those Yourself and hide them in a not very concealed spot, so she may find it while cleaning. This will show her that You share simmilar interests and hobbies and that she can feel comfortable with You.
Side effects may occur.

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>you've been hooked on slime ASMR videos
>it's basically just slimegirls shoving a waterproof mic around in themselves
>the squelching and dripping sounds are strangely kinda hot though
>take off your headphones
>still feel like you can hear the drip noises
>wait... you do
>you didn't leave any faucets running
>oh shit
Reminder that gremlins will do ANYTHING to get content for their tanukitube channels, including skimming your browsing history to determine the most fitting video to make out of you. Unless you're behind seven proxies, you WILL end up as the subject of a video such as "Slime Loving ASMR Pervert Gets Home Invaded By Actual Slime Prank [NOT FAKE] [GONE RIGHT] [GONE SEXUAL]"

>> No.33050157

Take my advice: don't marry a monster girl with wings. My succ wife has a habit of flapping her wings whenever she's excited. It can be a pain constantly having to pick up paper or any objects that she knocks over.

>> No.33050181

>>33050157
Somewhere, a Tanuki senses an opportunity for profit.

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Further buns

>> No.33050265
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>>33050236
Girls with a bit running down their big thighs

>> No.33050290
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God, i hope KC adds a lot of lolis to his game.

>> No.33050335

>>33050076
Best cash out and admit it rather than be caught lying. Unless you want to be punished harder, of course.

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>>33050290
I hope he doesn’t

>> No.33050352

>>33050140
>Invaded
The sign on my door says slimes always welcome.

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>work as a chef in the royal palace of Lescatie
>just a fairly low-rank one, not that far from the guys who peel potatoes and wash dishes but you take pride in your work
>monster nobles are having a dinner
>the wight that is participating there is really haughty and annoying, she keeps bossing me around or has stupid complaints
>get tired of her shit
>while preparing her meal decide to cum into it
>mix it thoroughly so it isn't visible
>guzzle my peasant cum, bitch
>few minutes after serving the meal get called into the dining room
>oh no
>the wight says that she needs extra "sauce"
>tells me that she wants me to add it in right now
>all the other guests are watching
>I stand there frozen from fear and embarrassment
>"Looks like I'll have to do it myself"
>with unnatural smoothness she unzips my pants and firmly grasps my dick
>then her claws get to work
>I cum as if on command, all my remaining semen leaves in one stream straight into the food
>my dick and balls feel like a thoroughly juiced lemon

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>> No.33050446

>>33050338
Why not, anon?

>> No.33050502

>>33049925
marriage

>> No.33050552

>>33049714
>"And this conculdes today's episode. Thank You for tuning in to my broadcast. Next week we'll review "I can only cum in darkness, when I fuck faster than light", by Azelia Lovesong. A great take on nihilism by this renowned author. I sure hope I can finish it by then. May light of the order illuminate Your path - now and forever."
>"Wow gee, thanks Sir Justblade, I can't wait to hear more about that exciting new title You got for us. Now let's get on with it babes - "Enter Sandworm" by Mamonotallica, on 69.9 WCOK radio
>A biker gang of BEEG girls sitting near the radio sigh as the program ends
>"Gods I'd fuck him so hard"
>"Mmmm I'd have him talk about philosophy as I squeeze out every last drop of cum out of him"
>"Hah, with me he wouldn't be able to utter a single word."
>They keep going on and on about their favourite radio show, arguing what would they do to "Sir Justblade"
>A normal looking guy in a t-shirt with order emblem enters the bar and goes straight to Oni barkeep
>"What can I get You honey?"
>"Do You have something to eat? I didn't have time to prepare my dinner and I need to go to the gym soon."
>Biker girls recognize that voice, in his hand they see a book
>"I can only cum in darkness, when I fuck faster than light", by Azelia Lovesong
>"Sure honey, just give me a second"
>Oni winks to Jinko chief as she pulls out a frozen buritto and adds corpious ammounts of Alarune juices based sauce, before puting it in the microwave
>Hellhound rolls down the blinds
>Manticore turns around the "open/close" sign on the doors and locks them
>"Thank You my lady, I'm going to need some extra energy for my workout"
>"Oh yes honey, You sure will"

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>>33050552
based DJ succ setting people up

>> No.33050757

>>33050434
>furry
Begone snout.

>> No.33050834

>>33050622
Casey Kasem is so cool! I wanna get her autograph!

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>>33049750

>> No.33050890

>>33050757
i think it's that alien creature from the last season of samurai jack and it communicates with emojis

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>>33049769

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>Deepl translated from KC twitter
Will Marina's design brush up during the break! Some innerwear has been added. Also, her boobs have been softened and swollen by being squeezed a lot by "you". This kind of rough drawing is easy to do and very fun.

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Which monsters would treat you like this?

>> No.33051069

>>33050419
when do you get married

>> No.33051073

>>33051048
tsurara thighs are important to me

>> No.33051099
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>>33051048
Any dominant beastgirls, really.

>> No.33051122

>>33050290
So long as we get a Bapho or a Familiar I'm good.

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>>33051048
Wisp

>> No.33051176

>>33049916
It's something you'd do with your gf not your daughter, also
>implying normal non-Sabbath propaganda magical girl shows aren't already horny enough

>> No.33051199

>>33050290
I'll be surprised if he doesn't.

>> No.33051254
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>>33049750

>> No.33051420

Monsters with big, and I mean big, boobs.

>> No.33051435

>>33051420
I want a genki salamander with a chest like that.

>> No.33051455
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I wanna be gentle dommed by a big strong Yeti!

>> No.33051466

>>33051435
>She doesn't realise how big it is
>Anon's been knocked out by it more times than he can count

>> No.33051490
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>>33051420
Yes.

>> No.33051502

>>33051490
This Rata seems suspiciously casual.

>> No.33051507

It's all fun and games until your company relocates you to an office in a city populated almost exclusively by beastgirls.
>starting first day in new office
>all my coworkers are beastgirls
>I'm at the bottom of the ladder in this office
>basically do all the chores around the office
>responsible for keeping the breakroom stocked with water/salamanderade and heating up everyone's lunch
>the girls treat me like a pet
>during meetings, they pass me around and sit me on their lap, and whoever is holding on to me is the only one allowed to speak
>constantly bickering over who gets a shoulder massage while working at their desk my me every day
>always going out to drink after work but never inviting me
Some people may think this is hot but really it's just annoying. How am I supposed to get promoted like this?

>> No.33051535

>>33051507
>always going out to drink after work but never inviting me
plans are being made
if you were going to run you should have started long ago, but now it's too late

>> No.33051538

>>33051466
>Gah! I know everyone says anon is a good fighter but every time I go after him he's out before I can even swing at him!
>Try not ambushing him? I mean, I guess...

>> No.33051574

I want to become the captive of an Arachne's pleasure cave!

>> No.33051576

>>33051538
>Big titty tomboy Salamander ambushes you any time, anywhere
>You're still recovering from the "Shower Incident"

>> No.33051603

>>33051576
>She's sitting at her guild hall empty drinks on the table, by now convinced that you're just throwing fights and refuse to fight her.
>"Buh whhhhhhhhhhy"
>Nearby shortstack mouse guard just looks at her for a bit before sighing.
>"Have you ever just walked up to him normally and challenged him? I don't think leaping through his shower curtains is a good way t-"
>Salamander is already mumbling about 'next time' in her sleep

>> No.33051625

>>33050140
Monster girl asmr videos are too dangerous.

>> No.33051646

>>33051603
>Finally get to relax at the hot springs
>The water feels extra warm today too, which is nice
>Wait...
>Before you can even more your genki Slamander stalker leads out of the water, completely naked, with that big dumb grin on her face.
>"ANON! I challenge you to a wrestling match!"
>You try and get a word out but she already has you in a headlock, your skull being squeezed by her bicep and your face right in her enormous breast
>You black out after a couple of minutes

>> No.33051668

>>33051646
Should've been watching for a flaming tail lifted out of the water

>> No.33051688

>>33051646
>She was pretty smug when she took anon down
>She was significantly less smug when she slipped and he ended up inside her

>> No.33051690

>>33051507
>during meetings, they pass me around and sit me on their lap, and whoever is holding on to me is the only one allowed to speak
Amazing

>> No.33051691

>>33051625
What other types of asmr videos would be on mamanotube

>> No.33051709
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>hate the ocean
>like a lot of the ocean related monster girls
What do I do bros?

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>>33051691
>cute human boy plays with your hair and tells you he loves you

>> No.33051719

>>33051646
>Sitting at the bar later
>"He didn't even really fight back! I mean, he thrashed around for a bit but after that he just....stopped."
>Mouse just sighs.
>"Did you get an answer out of him before you started grappling?"
>"...no..."
>"Next time you should. Also, you should put some clothes on, you're kinda distracting."
>Salmander just chugs her drink, slams some coins on the counter and walks away, nude as the day she was born.
>The hot spings fox working the bar just looks at her as she staggers away before looking at the coins and then the mouse.
>"W-where was she keeping these coins?"

>> No.33051771

>>33051709
just keep a pool
monsterbullshit magic probably could make it saltwater for the ones that like it that way

>> No.33051789

>>33051719
Sala-chan's not the brightest. Her mom told her a man had to beat her to become her husband. She likes Anon so Anon has to beat her.

>> No.33051855

>>33051771
Salt isn't hard to get, you just need know how much to put in the water.

>> No.33051878

>>33051789
Well, its more that Anon has to put up a good enough fight to make it official.
And he can, she just keeps ambushing him.

And yeah, she dumped int for some impressive...charisma.

>> No.33051913

>>33051878
I wish I could have dumped wisdom for big benis stat points

>> No.33051936

>>33051719
kinda want the mouse as my wife, honestly

>> No.33051938

>>33051691
A bunch of Sabbath channels with soft loli breathing, moaning, and sleeping noises

>> No.33051950

>>33051936
She's a tired old mouse (30) with a big halberd and big hips.

>> No.33051958

>>33051878
She's got massive breasts too.

>> No.33051974

I really had one of my wife's underlings literally waifu'd by a friend.

>> No.33051977

>>33051958
I see you dumped int.

>> No.33051982

>>33051254
5/10 at best

>> No.33051993

>>33051958
That is the charisma

>> No.33051999

My favorite flavor of mamano milk is the watermelon hellhound flavour. What's yours frens

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>>33051977

>> No.33052023

>>33051999
Vanilla Strawberry Hellhound

>> No.33052031

>>33050921
I can get behind these types of sandworms

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>>33049750

>> No.33052045

>>33051690
>they run their hands/paws through anon's hair or rub on his shoulders while they talk
>when they really get into it they squeeze him like a teddy bear
>sometimes they get into arguments of who gets to speak next and two of them are tugging on each arm telling the other to let him go

>> No.33052049

>>33052005
I'm gonna get this but with a wight laughing

>> No.33052054

>>33052037
>whatshisname drew a Shinano
neat
proportions aren't what I would've requested, but still looks good

>> No.33052056

>>33049750
>The Demon Lord had started on modifying the mamono so she could bring peace between humans and monsters
>With one ritual, she ensured that her kind would love male humans
>With another, she started changing them to something more attractive
>She was about to perform the final ritual to turn all the males of her species into females, but something happened
>Instead of getting a Hero to destroy her as the humans previously did, they decided to finally get rid of all monsters once and for all
>A spell that just instantly kills things is hard, it runs into the danger of the monster resisting
>But teleportation is completely different
>A massive spell was created, requiring multiple kingdoms to work together
>And when the final incantation was complete... the monsters were gone
>Humanity was finally safe

>The DL was saddened when she finally realized what the humans had done to put them in a strange new world, and away from her husband
>Could humanity and monsters never learn to love each other?
>Is the only way for peace truly to separate from one another?
>But, she supposes she got her wish for peace
>If that is how humanity wishes to be, she will accept it
>But maybe there is still something she can do
>Monsters might eventually find a way back to terrorize humanity once again, so she'll need to ensure their love never ends
>Even if a new DL arrives, they will not be able to change the monsters back into their evil forms

>So mamono grew separately from humans
>The DL never performed the ritual to transform all males, as despite her fears she still does not wish for her people to die out
>But within their hearts, she has placed the love she felt for her husband
>So too do they feel the grief of losing him
>Years upon years passed, and the stories of male humans still hold the interest of mamono
>The emptiness in their hearts, impossible to fill
>Until one day, a portal opened up
>The day had finally come
>For humans and monsters to reunite

>> No.33052062

>>33051999
Misty Manticore Dew

>> No.33052089
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>>33052049
I'd like a few actual monstergirls laughing images like that, my collection of laugh monsters is dangerously small
>>33052045
Imagine stroking one of their thighs while they're talking to mess them up

>> No.33052099

>>33051974
Wightfag?

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>>33052089
here's a dangerously happy wight to suffice you until then
>>33052099
Yeah. It's pretty nuts, I was thinking of some lass and submitted my autism to a fren, and bam now I'm seeing wips from him commisioning her.

>> No.33052154

>>33052089
Raiju guiding your head towards her crotch so she can forcefully make you eat out her soaking, unclean, tasty pussy!

>> No.33052190

>>33052143
What’s she like?

>> No.33052197

>>33051535
>they know he's a good guy with lots of domestic skills
>they made a pact share him amongst themselves
>their drinking is actually putting together a plan and schedule for each of them to force themselves on him
>a few of them rotate out between the meetings and actually just following him home and staking out his apartment to ensure that no dirty SKANKS lay their hands on their mark
Indeed he better accept his life as the office boytoy

>> No.33052207

>>33052190
Well, try to think of what sort of girl would spend many, many years working for an evil but playful wight, all without picking up a husband of her own. I'd be pretty stoked if someone could guess what species she is from that alone.

>> No.33052235

>>33052207
Lich?

>> No.33052244

>>33052207
vampire

>> No.33052255

>>33052207
Kobold.

>> No.33052256

>>33052207
barometz

>> No.33052275
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Do Nephilim count as monstergirls?

>> No.33052284

>>33052235
>>33052244
I like your thinking, but her species isn't undead!
>>33052255
>>33052256
At this point I want to hear what thoughts led you two to thinking this

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Anon's quest to see the worlds largest thimble continues! Now with 20% more delays. Chapter 47 is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28817682/chapters/71832639

Hope everyone's having a good weekend. Remember, all my stuff is going up on Ao3 now. I'll reupload everything from my bin there eventually.

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Is a slime technically made out of femcum?

>> No.33052298

>>33052284
She runs the vineyard and maintains the wine cellar

>> No.33052301

>>33052284
Lilim or Succ that doesn't need a husband cause she just drains worthless men on her quest for power

>> No.33052307

>>33052284
Because of the recent Kobold pictures with her, thought you might be doing a 'so obvious it's hidden' thing.

>> No.33052314

>>33052284
A Sabbath-less baphomet!

>> No.33052328

>>33052301
There is exactly one lilim in my shitcanon and she is relentlessly bullied and thoroughly regrets being assigned to where she is.
>>33052307
Ah, that does sound pretty smart. Sadly, KDF's kobold is a bit too sweet to do....literally anything my wife does on a friday night
>>33052298
That's pretty cool, maybe a plantgirl who has a whole 'evil forest' motif going might be a good addition. To the idea pile for good evil undead girls it goes.
>>33052314
Hey buddy you got the wrong door, Lichfag's canon is 3 doors down

>> No.33052386

>>33052298
Her ancient fruit juices have turned to alcohol.
Incidentally she prefers her martinis shaken (sexually)

>> No.33052408

>>33049750
You're about to watch porn. Specifically, female-on-male gangbang porn, BUT- the dude in the reverse gangbang is actually an Incubus who'd be capable of corrupting the girls who're ginna gangbang him. So it's time for another randomizer game:

Go take two dice and roll it, the number from the dice roll is the number of female humans who're ginna gangbang the Incubus. Then use the link:

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

Open the link depending on the number that you rolled with the dice, and see what minstero do those human women turn into after taking their turns in love making the lone incubus.

Go ahead and feel free to come up with a story of how a group of human women are doing a female-on-male gangbang on a lone MGE Incubus. Maybe misinformed Order Women having deliberately wrong info about monstergirls and mamono mana thinking multiple sex with pure human women will purify an Incubus?

>> No.33052418

>>33052207
>>33052284
Anubis.

>> No.33052431

>>33052328
I give up. A slime made entirely of coconut milk?

>> No.33052440

>>33052431
Yes Anon. There is an evil wight out there with a terrible, beautiful coconut milk slime. You got it right, right on the dime, it's a coco slime

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>>33052408
That's a lot of work, anon. Can I just get raped by a hellhound and her childhood cheshire friend?

>> No.33052454

>>33052207
>>33052284
I'd have thought Ochimusha if she was undead, so I'm gonna take a wild guess and say Gargoyle.

>> No.33052461

>>33052440
I knew it. It had to be white for the wight.

>> No.33052484

>>33052418
While this makes sense with an anubis being so awash with paperwork for a wight who wants nothing to do with it that she ends up unmarried for a few centuries, it's sadly not the case.
>>33052454
Elizabeth has plans to keep a pet Shura!!! Stay tuned for that.
>>33052461
Your intellect is towering, your taste impeccable. would you a flesh and blood slime?

>> No.33052553

>>33052408
>Ittan Momen
>genie
>shoggoth
>mummy
>selkie
>weresheep
>demon
>Jorou-Gumo
No way in hell am I making a story for all of em but you know the girl who turned into a towel must’ve freaked out

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>>33052484
Mate, unless that slime is made of piss and shit I'm gonna dick it.

Is her servant fluffy?

>> No.33052579
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33052579

What's the alcohol content of winegoat milk?

>> No.33052593

>>33052285
Keep on keeping on, man!
>>33052565
You know I was gonna say no but I checked the profile and holy shit she do got the fluff

>> No.33052615

>>33052579
enough to get ya buzzed with a whiff

>> No.33052642

What kind of monster goes up to a complete stranger and asks "Sir, can I have sex with you?" so seamlessly and casually, in a public space, just a single monster coming up to a complete stranger and that's the first thing she asks.

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>>33052642
Basically wererabbit

>> No.33052655

>>33052642
small raiju tugging on the edge of your sleeve

>> No.33052661

>>33052642
>Sir
Mad Hatter taking a vacation

>> No.33052673

>>33052579
>>33052615
>go to the bar with satyros
>get a little drunk
>take a sip of her milk as a joke, ha ha
>you go back for seconds, getting more and more wasted
>she takes you home
>you're absolutely blasted, laying in her lap while she sits on the couch
>she's sobering up as you suck the booze out of her tits, getting ready to tease your helpless drunken body

>> No.33052686
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33052686

how would a nightmare react if she sees that you have lewd dreams of her? smug? flattered?

>> No.33052710

>>33052686
That'd be an awkward threesome

>> No.33052721

Men belong trapped in slimes.

>> No.33052745
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>>33052686
She’d be happy that her recent visits are having an affect on you

>> No.33052747

>>33052721
no they belong to beeg girls

>> No.33052751

>>33050236
Huffing sweaty, puffy bun tail

>> No.33052757

>>33052285
Hell yeah, always nice to see an update

>> No.33052765

>>33052661
No Hatter I know would ever say "Can I have sex" when the correct way is "May I have sex"

>> No.33052769

>>33052593
Alright we're stumped. Throw us a bone?

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>>33052747
Slimes can be BEEG if you want.

>> No.33052805 [SPOILER] 
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33052805

Wasn't expecting the twist of the 2nd MGE game, but it was decent

>> No.33052896

>>33052285
Excited to see Anon’s plan, excellent work as always. The Ocelomeh bit was hot too

>> No.33052918

>>33052593
Dark Mage

>> No.33052996

>>33052408
>>33052553
In what type of instances can a human woman and an MGE Incubus even have sex or make love?

>> No.33053030

>>33049517
>Between The Jinkos

Will Cliff Hanger finally be rescued?

https://youtu.be/zlcmdx3MF6I

>> No.33053089

>>33053030
Beside you there are two jinkos.
A white one and a tan one.
They're both planning to rape you

>> No.33053116

>>33049982
Gilded foil over her horns sounds amazing

>> No.33053119

>>33052996
Mostly very contrived ones. The most logical instance I can think of is when they were already in a relationship and the man incubized from something like Succubus Nostrum.

>> No.33053134

>>33050140
>Slime ASMR

Wait, you mean there's other stuff on ShogTube besides that?

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>>33052769
Well I really would be spoiling the surprise if I shared her species outright, and I'm having way too much fun noting down potential undead ideas and the wacky answers/spoiler], but here's a bone! Her tattoo, that she took after becoming Eliz's minion!

>> No.33053152

>>33050076
>Reading steamy fanfiction about yourself in the beautifully calligrapher handwriting of your favorite Meido

"Hey Kiki! I found this great book today, want me to read it to you?"

Have fun, anon

>> No.33053213

>>33053134
There's the ShogWare unboxing videos where the host unboxes a great new purple and yellow product each week, but you should be careful with those. It seems like the "buy now" affiliate links have minds of their own.

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Yet another Adventurers Party to be thrown into the grinder that is adventures and quest taking

>> No.33053251

>>33052408
>Non-monogamous prompt

IMPOSTER!

>> No.33053274

>>33053251
That red Monstergirl is an Imposter! I swear, I saw her not go MedBay!

>> No.33053278

>>33053213
Personally I enjoy those LilimTechTips videos, really good information in an easy-to-view format

I miss the occasional Kiki Supremacy videos that would get recommended to me before the ShogTube Algorithm removed them all

>> No.33053291

>>33053274
>Dark Priest looking kinda suss

>> No.33053301
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33053301

>>33053213
>Minds of their own

Fucking brilliant anon

>> No.33053311

>>33052408
>Specifically, female-on-male gangbang porn
I won't watch anything unless a lady is getting bound up.

>> No.33053318

Fuck, these threads are moving fast nowadays

Returning writefaggot here, looking for more prompts--any ideas? Also, where's the best place to post these now, I don't wanna shit up the thread

>> No.33053319

>>33053278
I do not like that Twatter and the Twatter CEO Jane Daisy is so being an obviously blatant political tool!

For fucks sake! Twatter had the former United Federation president and current Order Arch Bishop ccensored and permanently suspended. Yet allows Sabbath News Network and partisan monstergirl platforms to thrive!?

>> No.33053356

>>33053318
Anon who’s determined to live alone gets swept up by an amazoness who wants to love him and give him purpose

>> No.33053373

>>33053318
ao3 is seeing some traction

>> No.33053377

>>33053318
can you write a little story for a very grizzles anon hero who gets lost in a phantom's mansion, with the phantom using illusions and stageplays to unravel his deepest desire- to be a star!

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33053379

>>33053319
Yes, now eat the cunny Oniichan.

>> No.33053382

>>33053318
8 ft man finds a village of shortstack monsters

>> No.33053389

only a few more months until fish mating season

>> No.33053411

>>33053318
Mermaid or Kraken royalty wants to see pyramids in a desert realm and travels there in an aquarium.
>Also, where's the best place to post these now
AO3

>> No.33053412

>>33053318
man finding ancient evil tentacle lair

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>>33053379
Bad little girls get punished
At least, that's what I was going to say before the fucking Sabbaths hacked my phone. I can't even

>> No.33053453

>>33053147
Basilisk?

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33053464

>>33053420
Gotem

>> No.33053469

>>33050419
I guess you get what you signed up for. Bet that wight is gonna bribe your employer to "transfer" you to her palace. You're so gonna get a duffel bag stuffed on your head on your way home

>> No.33053470

>>33053319
Eat the cunny
Live in a worm
Wear the ball gag
Own nothing and be happy

>> No.33053475

>>33053152
"O-oh ok master..."
>she goes to sit down on the sofa
"No you silly goose, right here!"
>he pats on his lap
>Kiki scarlet red as she is being read her deepest darkest fantasies by master
"Before the diligent maid could react master pinned her against the wall, putting his hand on her chin and caressing her soft lips with his manly thumb saying 'I think I've found something even more delicious'"
>Kiki eventually passes midway through the super kinky shit starts coming around
"'It's a maid's duty!' she thought to herself, 'It's something only I could do!', as she looked at her sick master's lips, taking a large spoonful of the soup she made for him. The mouth to mouth feeding was an experience neither of them would easily forget. Their tongues, their saliva, the warm soup - all mixing into a cornucopia of pleasure, caring, and desire. The master then muttered, 'Why did you stop? We have a whole bowl to go through'"

>> No.33053504

>>33053318
Honestly just post some tasty bits here for us anyways. Write about the royal child that accidentally got a hellhound maid instead of a kiki

>> No.33053534

>>33052805
What's the story of the two "Fallen maiden" games? Was the female heroin actually a monster the whole time? Is that what's being implied

>> No.33053561

>>33053504
I second this motion with the hellhound saying that she is just the spicy version

>> No.33053584

>>33053534
>heroin
>heroin monster
mmmm i need another hit

>> No.33053591

>>33052918
No, although there is a distinct lack of spellcasters in the setting. Maybe I should change that. >>33053453
Nope! But she's a good girl

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>>33053561
>>33053504
Kiki/Shog replaced by Hellhound/Jinko maid rejects

>> No.33053665

>When you do elemental hybrids that start altering the 'normal' species appearance.

Everyone laughs at the idea of a gnome Pharaoh until they realize she may have natural gem or crystal growths in her hair or on her body.

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>>33053615
Miss Jinko is a wonderful, hardworking maid and she doesn't deserve to be insulted.

>> No.33053689

>>33051574
Go stuck yourself in a web, and act like a very very stubborn paladin trying to break free

>> No.33053691

>>33053615
make jinko not Russian and hellhound not American

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>>33053591
Night Gaunt!

>> No.33053740

Who're you hoping will be introduced in the next version of KCs game?

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>>33053584

>> No.33053788

>>33053749
>Boya

>> No.33053813

I want to tie monster girls up!

>> No.33053850

>>33053813
>Jinko with a fetish for being tied up.
Doesn't even matter if she could really tear the ropes.

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>>33053719
that wasn't the picture I clicked

>> No.33053898

>>33053850
If fenrir can be bound you can bind anybody. Just need the right craftsman.

>> No.33053946

>>33051709
Find a coral atoll and build a simple shack to live there. I'm sure your ocean wife can help you transport the materials, so you won't have to pay a hefty fee to get them delivered.

Coral atolls are nice, the seawater in the middle is like a big pool that doesn't go deep like an ocean. Since you'll be eating fishes and "seafood" anyways, all you need to worry about is building a greenhouse to plant some veggies and fruit. Or you can buy them from a grocery shop inland a few kilometers from your island

>> No.33053947

>>33053882
all good! and no!

>> No.33053964

>>33053147
Arachne?

>> No.33053999

>>33053964
What makes you think so, Anon?

>> No.33054041

>>33053749
i wanna lay on wonderworm tummy

>> No.33054059
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33054059

Come to the desert

>> No.33054073

>>33053882
shame the last six chapters of akazukin no ookami deshi haven't been translated into English yet

>> No.33054081

>>33053898
>When the dwarf craftsmen hears you giving the description and sighs because the bindings are for another BIG girl

>> No.33054092

>>33054059
uhh lady? one of your fingernails is the wrong color?

>> No.33054104

how to sex

>> No.33054109

>>33053999
Encyclopedia has fluff on the picture even though you wouldn't expect it. Spooders can be poisonous so a poisony goblet tattoo might fit. They seem to be fairly smart, would make a good minion. That and I'm literally not sure I have any other guesses

>> No.33054113

>>33054092
Working as intended.

>> No.33054136

>>33054059
Worship Kot

>> No.33054142

>>33054081
ancient evil fairies need bindings too.

>> No.33054144

>>33054104
put ponos in vagoo

>> No.33054146

>>33054109
Thanks! I was just looking to see if it was a empty guess, but I'm very glad to see you thought about it! No, but here's another hint for your wonderful answer! She adores neck massages

>> No.33054155

>>33052197
Why are beastgirls so desperate to get a human? This new hire is even at the bottom rank of the company structure!

>> No.33054196

>>33054146
Dullahan.

>> No.33054207

>>33054142
>Back in my day we used to be REAL craftsmen.
>Swords that could cut through plate, axes that could hew stone itself, hammers that would never crack.
>And that's not even getting into the unbreakable plate or light as a feather chain mail we made.
>Now? Now I'm making some specially treated, cold iron chains that some boy is going to use to tie up his fey wife in their bedroom without harming her.
>That is why I drink in the taverns.

>> No.33054228

>>33054207
zipties weren't cutting it anymore

>> No.33054247

>>33054146
>spoiler
I'm not expecting it to be the right answer, but this made me think of a Holstaur.

>> No.33054268

>>33052291
I mean, that's probably the only form of liquid she can expel from her body. That'd also mean that it's also her sweat, tears, etc.

Wouldn't try drinking them though, anon. That thing is alive. It's like letting her get control of your body's insides.

>> No.33054301

>>33054146
She certainly does, now doesn't she~?

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>>33054196
DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
She's an Amazon Dullahan- first an Amazoness, then beheaded by my wife to become a dullahan as well. She's a stoic executioner, but a big softie once you get past the giant sword!
And to tie together all the clues dropped so far
>Not undead
her base species isn't!
>Floof
seriously, was not expecting the amazon floof
I really appreciated all of the guesses!!! A fun saturday night!!!

>> No.33054344

>>33054228
Doesn't quite give the same allure as polished silver or inscribed iron.
That and they can be a pain to remove.

>> No.33054415

>>33054344
Self-adhesive tape is better. It's cheap, easy, not too uncomfortable, and it doesn't stick to anything except itself.

>> No.33054416

>>33054342
Jesus, those muscles, tell your friend he's got good taste.

>> No.33054417

>>33053379
I wanna taste Bapho-chan's mouth

>> No.33054434

>>33054342
Was the beheading, uh...consensual?

>> No.33054448

give me hellhound ass or give me a beaner cat

>> No.33054482

>>33054434
With his wife I doubt it.

>> No.33054488

or give me death

>> No.33054489

>>33054415
>Bondage for frugal

>> No.33054496

>>33054155
I don't know, maybe has something to do with being cooped up in the office all day with a bunch of other girls oozing in hormones and pheromones because their internal clocks are saying it's time to pop out a litter with no cure in sight. Beastgirl OLs are the most dangerous type of mamono in my opinion outside of the ones that are just penis overpowered like Mindflayer. I assume that in places like >scenario where it's a city almost completely populated by beastgirls, that pretty much all of the guys are taken too, making the sudden appearance of a guy, regardless of his position, borderline heart pupils on sight. This gets compounded further by >scenario because the man in question seems to be good at everything OLs go full Victoria Falls over (massages, cooking, cleaning, being single and having a pulse).

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>>33052190
>>33052235
>>33052244
>>33052255
>>33052256
>>33052301
>>33052314
>>33052418
>>33052431
>>33052454
>>33052769
>>33052918
>>33053453
>>33053719
>>33053964
Big 'ol group (you) for anyone who guessed and likely wants to see what it was.>>33054342
>>33054434
>pic related
>>33054416
If I can get him to hear the compliment from below that big brimming hat, I'll be sure to!

>> No.33054578

I always get the impression that my waifu and Wightfag's would get along like oil and water.
She really doesn't like nobility, the more ostentatious and decadent, the worse.

>> No.33054603

>>33053475
For teasing and embarrassing her with all that, you are now obligated to reenact all scenarios.

Also turns out, anon had a kinkymora as his maid all along

>> No.33054609

>>33054578
Wightfags seems more like she'd be the ostentatious type but no the degenerate type.
Hatterfag's wife though...

>> No.33054620

>>33053749
>"You stupid boy."

>> No.33054624

>>33054578
Tell us more about her!

>> No.33054629

>>33054059
yes my queen, i will cum in the desert.

>> No.33054641

>>33054578
Well my wife doesn't like murder so it'd probably be the same.

>> No.33054694

>>33054578
>>33054641
Ah, that's no fun! No fun at all! You're both formally invited to the biggest, baudiest, absolutely overblown gala of an undead party you've ever heard of!

>> No.33054710

>>33054207
https://voca.ro/13cRQg96u83N

>> No.33054712
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>>33054136
Worship kot and they worship you back

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>>33054609
Who


DARES...?

>> No.33054740

>>33054725
jesus fucking christ!

>> No.33054741

>>33054694
I like being not stabbed to death so I'll pass.

>> No.33054752

>>33054710
That got a chuckle out of me.
Well done.

>> No.33054798

>>33054725
All I'm saying is that some folks aren't prepared for the wonders of wonderland.

>> No.33054806

>>33054712
>At the Bast high temple. the exotic, pale-skinned Human is patted and rubbed against for good luck.

>> No.33054845

>>33054059
I thought she was holding a collar at first... shame

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>>33054740
You called me, so I came!

>>33054798
A true statement! Accomodating as one can be, its hard to say every taste is twain and twee! Don't you agree?

>> No.33054877

>>33054710
kek, very nice

>> No.33054905

>>33054852
It is but me and my wives would be regular vacationers.

A magical place where one can truly let lose.

>> No.33054916

>>33054806
I like the juxtaposition that they would strive to keep you out of the sun to maintain that complexion and yet hiding you from the suns rays is heretical to pharaoh worship.
Next thing you know you got yourself a cult.

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>>33054806
>tfw no delicious brown desert cat pile to be stuck in

>> No.33054953

>>33054342
I don't think I would have gotten that one, since I'd check dullahan and see no fluff. I would have to massive brain that one

>> No.33054970

>>33054924
it hurts

>> No.33055084

>>33054694
Okay, but only since you asked. I'll be the one in the bulky overcoat, and she'll be the one grinding her teeth.
I'll try to keep her from stealing the silverware.

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>>33054905
Absolutely!! You're more than welcome to! there's delights for both casual and 'hardcore' guests~!

>> No.33055119

>>33054207
>one year later, the boy returns to commission some new chains
>tells the smith they worked great, but got rusty
>smith starts to question what the fuck the boy means, weren't they for "recreational use"?
>if they were kept indoors how was there even enough moistur-
>...
>eugh...
>he was a master at creating masterworks without weaknesses, but still hasn't adapted completely to the new challenges his pieces will face

>> No.33055159

>>33055104
Experiences that can be brief or eternal.
Changes transitory or more permanent.
Wonderland is a place for it all.

>>33055119
Sounds more like poor maintenance

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>>33055167

>> No.33055208

>>33054603
CSI_Miami_Kiki.PNG

>> No.33055227

>>33055119
Should've put fuzz around the shackles to make them comfy.

>> No.33055238

>>33055167
>>33055197
A surprisingly light-hearted outcome to Mashiro seeing what's on your phone.

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33055241

>>33054741
A shame, but at least take a casket of house wine! The aftertaste can bring out the sadism in any monstergirl, even cuddly yetis!
>>33055084
Why, grinding her teeth? If she really disdains usual noble trappings that much, ELiz would need to pop on the brand jeans and just take her shopping for the incredibly high end line of momjeans and momjean accessories

>> No.33055259

>>33055159
Not if the boy is into... hardcore things where the chains are used for 24 consecutive hours at a time

>> No.33055325

>>33055259
Hardcore things like non-consensual pampering?

>> No.33055349

are they any green texts about fat monster girls

>> No.33055363

Do not bite.

>> No.33055373

>>33055241
>Shopping
>Jeans
>Casual social interaction
She'd be a confused and blushing mess.
I'd very much like to see that.

>> No.33055401

Are delicious brown cats or foxes more dangerous?

>> No.33055405

>>33054694
Can my hellhound wife come if she promises not to eat anyone

>> No.33055459
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>>33055405
Perhaps

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>>33055349
I don't have any, but there probably are some out there curated

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OH FUCK, IT'S HAPPENING

Portals pouring out monsters have opened all around Earth and the entire world has been thrown into chaos.
What do you do to survive until your monster waifu finds you? How does she come to your rescue?

>> No.33055619

>>33055349
Search big fat cuddlecat in the archives, and I think there may be one about a chubby apophis smothering (you) under her wide apopass

>> No.33055634

>>33055619
thanks fren

>> No.33055639

>>33055618
I'll jump into the portal. The MGE world is infinite in size and is probably better than this world anyways

>> No.33055665

>>33055618
As >>33055639 said, I would jump. Fuck this gay world, even with MGs, it's already way too fucked. What i would do next is find the nearest sabbath. Doesn't matter.

How does one actively find the sabbath?

>> No.33055670

>>33055618
I'll do whatever it takes to remain undetected until I can find a qt lamia. Full on metal gear solid sneaking mission.
SNAKE EATERRRRRRR

>> No.33055679

>>33055602
Why are you posting a human female that wants to be human married?

>> No.33055700

>>33055618
I’ll just go with whoever finds me first
Unless it’s a Cancer, then I get out of town

>> No.33055710

>>33055618
What's the best way to assure I get a submissive wife? I don't want to become a slave.

>> No.33055731

>>33055700
The best answer. For the most part I don't really care what mg it is.

>> No.33055732

>>33055710
Out a maid wanted sign on your doors

>> No.33055735

>>33055665
well you were one digit off of 666, just be a little luckier and headpat all the lolis you see

>> No.33055756

>>33054752
>>33054877
I like doing a bit of VA on the side--here's a joke I did for a friend. https://voca.ro/1dxgu0Al3LdL

>> No.33055757

>>33055710
tough luck, now all the big beasts are making bets on who breaks you into a subby hubby

>> No.33055772

>>33055710
Hit on the smaller girls. And be forward about it, kabadon type of thing, and be real sweet on them.

>> No.33055785

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its cozy under the mountains, even if its freezing outside.
And don't mind the hired wurm, she only digs in specially marked areas.

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>>33055732
>shoggoths appear before anyone who wants to employ them
nice, I almost forgot about that
enjo͒͜y ̤͑y̺̚ȯu̞͘r̭̬̰͑̋̀ ̡͎̃̏ň͢e͙̜̾͆͜ẃ̳͗͢ ͙̾h̡̟̋̎̊͡ͅà̛̝̪̥̫͇͌̈́͞p̡̯̖̜̜̐̿͋̇͞p̢̝͓̗̯͑̀͌̓y̧̫͈̱̻͆̾͌̆̓ ̨͔͓̽̂͜͞r̪͚̣̺̰̋́̎̀͡ḙ̢̛̼̟͉̐́̐͡a̢̧̡̛̰̤͛̓̾͘l͎̱̩̗̮͂̀̀̾͋į̛͓̜̼̝̊͗̾̓t̪̮͔̜͋̆̄͞͝ͅy̧̡͍̯͙͌̌͑̍̏

>> No.33055805

>>33055756
Well that doesn't sound bad at all.

>> No.33055824

>>33055700
>I’ll just go with whoever finds me first
Hope you like your harem of siths

>> No.33055826

>>33055618
I, for one, welcome our new Gremlin Technocracy.

>> No.33055832

>>33055732
What if the hellhounds decide to be maids? I don't want a rapedog.
Also I don't like slimes and shogs.

>>33055757
I'd rather die.

>>33055772
I don't want to run into a big girl. Any stealth and camo ideas?

>> No.33055846

>>33055618
How fast would it be for news orgs to quickly call out MGs as bad for daring to become traditional wives?

>> No.33055864

>>33055846
There's plenty of more traditional mgs

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>>33052285
Absolutely based. Fucking love this story. Can't wait until Anon finally finds his waifu.

>> No.33055915

>>33055872
I hope its a fluffy waifu

>> No.33055928

>>33055639
>>33055665
But you're not close enough to a portal? If you plan on jumping in, you'll have to carefully plan your escape through urban areas so someone doesn't empty a mag into your chest for your shoes. Or you could sit tight and wait for your waifu IF YOU HAVE ONE.

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>>33055700
I randomized a monster for you and I legit got a Cu Sith lmao

>> No.33055985

>>33055964
Yeah, Randomizers mostly give me shit like Matangos, Ropers, and Matango variants.

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>>33055710
Well, you could always hide from the bigger and more aggressive monstergirls prowling the streets, then the second you see a submissive and nervous mg you pounce on her and take her right there.

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>>33055846
I think they'd be busy trying to rile and scare everyone into taking up arms and fighting against them first.

>demons!
>women most affected!
>they're secretly kidnapping all the men and sacrificing them to their blood god, and here's why that's a good thing

>> No.33056036

>>33055928
>so someone doesn't empty a mag into your chest for your shoes
I don't wear Nikes, what are my odds now?

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>>33055994
I do love damsels-in-distress.

>> No.33056050

>>33056036
I like ya shirt mang

>> No.33056055

>>33056036
They’ll take your feet. Not even a man’s toes are safe in some cities man

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>>33055824
>>33055964
Cu siths are actually one of my top three choices

>> No.33056070

I love fem cum

>> No.33056083

Maybe if i'm lucky, a Danuki will buy the land i live on and let me live with her so I don't have to die of poverty in the streets.

>> No.33056089

>>33056066
I bet it's all the fluff, you absolute degenerate.

>> No.33056092

>>33055618
I stay right where I'm at, my house is out of the way and I'd probably be fine to just wait until I'm sure the cows have come.

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>>33056092
So she's a holstaur?

>> No.33056128

>>33056089
Kinda, I imagine they’d feel great to hug with all the fluff

>> No.33056133

>>33056066
I'll be honest anon, conceptually I don't hate the siths. I don't really think anyone does. I just wish KC never added a snout because it's imposable talking about them.

>> No.33056155

>>33056066
I personally don't mind cu siths. I'd friend one.

They're not girls I would pursue in any shape or form. I'd go with a hundred different species before I'd go for a cu sith. But if a cu sith desperately wanted to marry me, I wouldn't say no. I'd attempt to make it work

>> No.33056247

>>33056101
Yes, and I live in an area with many cows.

>> No.33056270

>>33056247
Is it weird if a cow girl milks cows?

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>>33054603
>Master thought he was doing the right thing by telling Kiki he would make it up to her by doing the stuff written in her smut novels
>Master realized the mistake he maid when he figured out he has to reenact the incredibly detailed sensual eyeball licking and earplay scenes
>Meanwhile Kiki's seems to be writing a whole lot more during her free time, mumbling something about how it's a good thing Master didn't actually count how many books she had

>> No.33056310

>>33056270
Maybe a bit funny to see at first but I wouldn't say weird.

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>>33055964
nice, I just rolled and got Dark Mage
>you're shitposting as usual in the monster girl thread when the portals open
>immediately bunker down while trying not to panic
>shut the blinds, kill the lights, check the locks
>you'll be fine, you're ready for this
>sit back down before the dim glow of your monitor to check the thread
>the initial massive influx of "IT'S HAPPENING" posts have slowed down considerably
>surely they're just carrying out plans of their own, they couldn't have been taken that quickly
>r-right?
>well, if anything, you can make it through this
>just gotta make the final decision on what sort of qt you're going for and-
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnMhJU6RsYU
>suddenly a dark mage teleports right into the middle of your room with a *pop*
>a second later, your hands and feet are bound with magic
>as you're gently pulled to the floor via magic, you figure you should have known better
>it's just like Mike Tyson said, "everyone has a plan, 'till they have to fuck someone with their mouth"
>as your last futile words of protest are muffled by the mage lowering her wide hips down onto your face, you just hope your bros have put up a better fight...

>> No.33056345

How would a working kiki react to being "molested" by master?

>> No.33056373

>>33056345
cum buckets

>> No.33056408

>>33056373
waterfall

>> No.33056416

>>33056345
>ufufufu

>> No.33056434

>>33056338
>>33056373
>>33056408
>imply what you're going to do to her all day
>tease her with light touches and skirt flips
>brush your lips against her ear
>just gently brush her lower lips through her clothing once she's all riled up and she immediately cums

>> No.33056487

As punishment you'll be sentenced to dunking your body, up to your neck, into a pool full of pent-up sahuagins, for 30 minutes. If you survive, you will spend the rest of the afternoon in the Alice Cage where you'll be trapped with a really annoying Alice that wants to play games with you. Think next time before eating Bapho's cheesecake dessert or you'll either be a gremlin's unpaid servant or a really old perverted and predatory grandma fox's caretaker.

>> No.33056501

>>33056301
Hey, I'm sure kiki won't try to get mastah to do anything that might get dangerous to him. Plus, it's a fun and creative maid+master bonding!

>> No.33056505

>>33056487
Is the grandma fox a loli too?

>> No.33056507

>>33053534
>The fist game
Eristia was childhood friends with the guy, but was pretty much forced to forget all notions of romance by willamaria's father
The sword was custom forged by druella to help its previous weilder decide on becoming a monster

>The second game
The Leah you control in the game is a unstable doppleganger, the actual Leah is a witch
The guy accepts both, and has a threesome relationship where doppel-Leah takes a new form to show her inumanity

>> No.33056517

>>33056487
wanna see me do it again

>> No.33056527

>>33056338
I like the sound effect.

Imagine hearing a *pop* and there is suddenly a girl with a funny hat in the middle of your room, you both stare at each other going "Wot?"

>> No.33056556

>>33056507
Thanks anon! Honestly didn't even know the two games were translated (By JEST of all things, that's pretty cool)

>> No.33056559

Imagine the geyser of fire spewing forth from a dullahan'd hellhound

>> No.33056569

>>33056434
KIKI IS A CUTE! Bros, why can't I have a meido kiki who I can tease all day

>> No.33056612

>>33052285
My biggest complaint...

is that...

chapters aren't longer...

>> No.33056653
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Fat
Demon
Tits

>> No.33056662
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Focus!

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>>33056653
Fat
Dragon
Tits

>> No.33056678

>>33056653
There needs to be more porn of Rem and Ram being fucked together.

>> No.33056710

>>33056345
>Morning
>Kiki is busy cleaning a large window
>Hums a sweet song to herself as she does her thing
>Suddenly caught off-guard as she is grabbed from behind by mastah
>one hand on her breast, the other hooked around her waist
>Instinctively, her body weight shifts as her hands move in reflex
>Upper hand presses against his, shifting it just enough to cause her nipple to protrude through the fabric in between his fingers
>Other arm braces against the window along with her face, her hips pressing back instinctively to make space
>Ends up shoving her posterior deep enough into his to feel his manhood press against her femininity
>the glass begins to fog from her heated breaths
>braces for what's coming, but hides how she is savoring the anticipation

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>>33056676
fat tails are much more desirable

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>>33056716
I like my tails to look like they actually fit the build of the body.

>> No.33056757

>>33056049
I want to tie up a powerful, smug lilim with magical ropes

>> No.33056836
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what is the best way to deal with yanderes? I like to to be the guy who roll with the punches !

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>>33056716
Fluffy tails!

>> No.33056874

>>33056836
You give her lots of love and build her self-confidence. They're very paranoid about losing you, so you should assure her that you'll always be together. Bet she'll melt in your arms after all that

>> No.33056966

>>33056837
GAZERS HAVE TAILS???

>> No.33056975
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33056975

how do you like your elves?

>> No.33056994

>>33056836
You can’t really be complacent or submissive with yanderes because they can and will use it against you. And not for cruel intentions, but to just to consolidate more control over you. You have to assertive and strong with them, because it gives them the confidence in you and that you love them, which they desperately want. Kabadon them, lift them up in tight hugs and spin them around when they don’t expect it (or try to if she’s a shirohebi), generally forward affectionate acts and leading stuff. They’ll think less about controlling you and will be happy with being able to love you and sharing affections.

>> No.33057032

>>33056994
She can take the wheel. It's not a big deal.

>> No.33057034

>>33056994
tldr: beat yandere monsters by constantly mating pressing her everyday

>> No.33057059

>>33056710
Thanks for the mini greentext. It's really cute~

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>>33056975
I prefer my elves to be like marcille. Cute and elf-like

>> No.33057108

>>33056975
Strange, backwards speaking Cave Elves.

>> No.33057123

>>33057034
That’s good on paper and feels great in practice, but you’re setting yourself up to be her “slave”. She’ll get the idea that you’re totally addicted to her pussy, and while you are, she can’t think that! Because if she does, what’ll she think when you’re doing something else, something that’s not stuffing her pussy, mouth, or butt? She’ll have to force you, for your own good. After all, you’re only making yourself suffer if you’re not paying attention to her, where her sopping wet cunt is right there.

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>>33056975
Beneath me :^)

>> No.33057183

>>33057123
Nah... I bet she'll be happy if I invited her out for a casual date in the town's planetarium

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>>33056966
YES, YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!

>> No.33057352

>>33057307
Oh, sweet. I used to think that she has extra long hair

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>>33056975
I got hard down under.

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>>32935339
>Stop buying cake.
She's going to get cake one way or another. This barrier won't hold her back forever.

>> No.33057422

>>33050097
There's only one thing better than fluffy tails, and that's shiny legs. Too bad so many don't enjoy the spider life.

>> No.33057464

>>33057398
Oh my fucking god. Please, this is hot

>> No.33057489

>>33057422
Why not have fluffy ushi legs?

>> No.33057491

>>33057398
>Ma'am, we don't open for another hour.

>> No.33057496

>>33051771
If you are smart, keep it slightly heated.

>> No.33057515

>>33052037
Wonder if she likes having her ears rubbed/scratched.

>> No.33057534

>>33057515
Are there even any monster girls that don't like passionate ear rubs?

>> No.33057563

>>33057398
I wanna see her belch

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>>33057534
I don't know of anyone who would turn down scalp massages for example, unless they're incredibly mistrusting and damaged.

>> No.33057636

>>33057398
I mean, I don't judge but I could never understand why would someone uggo-up perfect hot chicks and make them into fatties for instance. It's not even like you need this to have the whole adorable glutton kink going on.

>> No.33057644

>>33057489
I prefer shiny, but fluffy works in a pinch. If there were a species with both it would be near perfection.

>> No.33057654

>>33057534
Probably not, but the ears in that picture are begging for it.

>> No.33057679

What's your favorite sabbath, anon?

>> No.33057707

>>33049769
I have a rash in my feet and wearing shocks or shoes is awful. I want to move into a Sandworm where I'll never need that shit again.

>> No.33057718

>>33057679
Marune, because they look less like actual children.

>> No.33057739

>>33057679
Shirokuto

>> No.33057747

>>33057718
Stick in the mud. What's even the point of enjoying the MGE world if you can't enjoy lolis?

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Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by buying me a copy of Keanu's new comic?

>> No.33057760

>>33057747
Oh yeah, because monsters only come in loli flavor. No older monsters to fuck without feeling like a pedo at all.

>> No.33057781

>>33057760
Maybe i should reword my comment. Why even answer the original question if you don't like lolis?

>> No.33057796

>>33057398
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>> No.33057937
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>>33056975

7ft tall amazonians that take the lead in bed (puny belfs need not apply)

>> No.33057979
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dragons

>> No.33057997

>>33057937
belves are for bullying in bed

>> No.33058049
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>>33057979
Japanese doragon

>> No.33058056

>>33052285
Thanks!

>> No.33058072

>>33057979
>"Hey, boya. Heard you like tails."

>> No.33058092
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>>33058072
Why yes

>> No.33058122

>>33057679
none
I only like the magical r&d part, the entire little girl gimmick can burn

>> No.33058129

>>33057679
redcap

>> No.33058147

People not into lolis should just go visit strip clubs and watch regular porn.

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>>33058147
excuse me for prefering normal/taller sized girls
besideds, you can be into freaky shit and not be a pedo

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>>33058147
But I don't want porn, I want a wife.

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>> No.33058197

>>33058147
People into lolis should just go to jail.

>> No.33058217

>>33058175
Like what?

>> No.33058222

>>33058181
how about making porn with your wife?
that way you get both!
not like you have to share the porn either

>> No.33058230

Nothing more seductive than a Dragon Bard.

>> No.33058235

>>33058230
Does she know any other songs than Money, money, money?

>> No.33058245

>>33058217
monstergirls for one
then there are the more inuman women like centaurs and the chaos monsters
you could have a fetish for pregnacy, or exibtionism, or FEET and so on
all can be done without lolis

>> No.33058249

>>33058197
>People into lolis should just go to jail.
People into lolis will be the first to get picked when the portals open!

>> No.33058258

>>33058230
I think dragon theif would be a fun class

>> No.33058269

>>33058245
All of those could be done. Just buy your 3dpd wife a butt plug tail and fake ears and enjoy.

>> No.33058277

>>33058258
>In order to defeat the thief who would steal from my hoard, I must think like the thief, in order to think like the thief, I must become the thief

>> No.33058278

>>33058269
are you seriously trying to say that non lolis are 3dpd?

>> No.33058293

>>33057979
>God I fucking love treasure.

>> No.33058305

>>33058277
>>33058258
I think it would be one of those fancy theives, like kaito kid

>> No.33058307

>>33057979
I bet she bullies thieves with her tail. Just drops it on top of them and mocks them for getting caught and trapped.

>> No.33058312

>>33058175
BEEG, muscular girls are best because they'll pin you down and cuddle you

>> No.33058324

>>33058278
No, i'm saying if you only enjoy the most mundane of things, why even bother with fantasy.

>> No.33058323

>>33058305
But anon, kaito returns what he steals

>> No.33058340

>>33058324
I respectfully disagree
I see no need to have an intrest in little girls, like i said before, I have plenty of exotic tatse to make what i want "not mundane"

>> No.33058361

Can we all just agree monster girls, lolis or older, are still better than normal human women?

>> No.33058370
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>>33058361
Ye

>> No.33058373
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>>33058361
NO
SOMEBODY HAS TO BE WRONG AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


yeah sure fine, post lamias or some shit

>> No.33058421
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33058421

>>33058373
Is a cat fine?

>> No.33058432

>>33058230
>I roll to seduce Anon

>> No.33058447
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>>33058421
What a ridiculous question, as if catgirls are not a staple of this website themselves.

>> No.33058458
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33058458

Here, have story of a new neighbor boy hitting on a half elf daughter

>> No.33058553

>>33058432
rolls one, critical success
>I thought one was a failure.
>> You can't fail miss, you never could.

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>> No.33058613

>>33057997

Turalyon and rhonin had the right idea. Belves are for breeding

>> No.33058731

Is your wife so baby crazy she starts building her own daughters?
>wife spends a whole week of sleepless nights poring over several thick tomes on the arts of artificial life
>she dick thrones you the entire time so she doesn't miss out on any potential impregnation, and so that she can store up some of your essence to imbue into the daughters she plans on making
>she draws up blueprints for all kinds of cute daughters: zombies, automaton, gargoyles, living dolls, ittan-momen, cursed swords, golem, and living armors
>she always asks for feedback so she can make the perfect little girls for your growing family

>> No.33058797

>>33058731
Is your wife an echidna anon?

>> No.33058828
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>> No.33058832

>>33058797
No, but she worships Hathor and is of a species that has a hard time getting pregnant.

>> No.33059000
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33059000

>>33057937
Yees.

>> No.33059094

>>33058832
Sepheranz, Illivryn, and Lloth should be the only deities a waifu needs.

>> No.33059114

>>33059094
For me it's Loviatar

>> No.33059129

>>33059094
But my wife isn't a spider.

>> No.33059173
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33059173

>>33059129
for shame

>> No.33059186

>>33059129
I feel sorry for you indeed.
>>33059114
My waifu isn't into pain, giving or receiving.

>> No.33059209

>>33059000

Good god do I wish Nelves and draenei followed the MGE rules for reproduction

>> No.33059213

>>33059173
>>33059186
M-my waifu is sexier than any ol' spider!

>> No.33059228

>>33059213
prove it

>> No.33059237

>>33059173
I've always wondered how sensitive her abdomen is, does she like having it rubbed down in lotion to keep it soft and smooth?

>> No.33059250

>>33059213
There's no such thing as any ol' spider. Every spider is unique and beautiful.

>> No.33059256

>>33059228
I can't because I'm too much of a bitch to get a commission.

>> No.33059282

>>33055618
I write "DRAGON" in big letters on the roof of my house.

>> No.33059293

Oh, and if my waifu were not to be of the spider variety, I'd have to have a Fox with long legs and a desire to wear onepiece swimsuits with thigh high leather stockings. I'm still a leg man.

>> No.33059318
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>>33059282
>The wurm burrows up through your floor, ignorant of the message upon your roof
>upon talking to her, she is happy to introduce you to her cousin, a full blooded dragon of your preferred color and tastes

>> No.33059336

>>33059186
Mine is, and I love her for it.

>> No.33059338

>>33059318
A wurm is fine too.

>> No.33059388

>>33059336
To each their own Anon, no pain but a little bondage is nice.

>> No.33059391
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>>33059256
Okay that's reasonable

>> No.33059415

>>33058175
>tell baphomet you prefer taller girls
>she uses magic to grow to twice your size
>same proportions though

>> No.33059456
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33059456

>>33059415
Adult bodied baphomets CAN be canon

>> No.33059463

>>33059237
its made of chitin, its always smooth, but she'll appreciate a rub down anyway

>> No.33059520

>>33059237
It's chitin, so it's hard and smooth naturally. Still, I think she would appreciate the attentions and rubs

>> No.33059534
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33059534

>>33059415
>>33059456
I prefer the kind that is considered heresy by normal baphs

>> No.33059586

>>33050419
She might have planned that all along. Wights are devious creatures.

>> No.33059613
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33059613

>>33056975
milky

>> No.33059623

>>33059463
>>33059520
Then it's rubs she gets.

>> No.33059646

>>33059623
dont forgot to polish it like a marble statue

>> No.33059688
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33059688

>>33059623
and you get the cuddles

>> No.33059690

>>33059646
I'll be able to see my smiling face in it afterwards.

>> No.33059842
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33059842

Does this look like the face of mercy?

>> No.33060035

>>33059842
They're relatively harmless as they lack the strength and weight to pin you down

>> No.33060732
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33060732

So you can set the MC's name in the game, neat. Also, so odd playing an explicitly "happy" RPGMaker porn game where nothing bad happens to you. Frankly that does have to do with me usually looking for certain fetishes in those.

That side, the demo certainly needs a TL before you can properly figure it out and form an opinion.

>> No.33061143

I wish I could cumflate a Bandersnatch.

>> No.33061180

>>33059534
This is the only Bapho I could get behind, if only she was a bit more MUSCULAR AND BEEGER

>> No.33061220

>>33060732
I need to give it a try. The only rpg maker porn games I tend to play are the fem protag gets raped by everything or [male protag horror variety so playing something completely vanilla could be fun.

>> No.33061414
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33061414

>tfw you will never wake up each morning to your momster sucking you dry so you can have a focused, productive day

>> No.33061866

>>33057074
Marcille is a dirty half-Elf though.

>> No.33061888
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>> No.33061978 [SPOILER] 
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33061978

>>33059534
>>33061180
>When you have a big Bapho wife and some Lamia tries to NTR her only to see why the Baphomets are still at the peak of the monster pyramid

>> No.33062040

>>33061414
Miss it's -14C this morning and you're not my mom, how did you get in here in that skimpy maid outfit

>> No.33062048
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33062048

>>33056975
Cute and loving

>> No.33062052

>>33062040
>you're not my mom
Not if she has anything to say about it.

>> No.33062086
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33062086

Normal monsters as little girls >>> Loli races with adult bodies

Fact

>> No.33062179

>>33062086
Because loli races don't have much else going for them?

>> No.33062272

>>33062179
True

>> No.33062331
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33062331

>tfw we're invading the moonrabbits this Fall

>> No.33062366

>>33062331
I love reisen!

>> No.33062390
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33062390

Old hags wearing clothes meant for girls a quarter of their age!

>> No.33062440

>>33056501
Yes. I would imagine that mastah would be worried at first but as soon as he sees kiki happily chirping away while writing he'll be putty in her hands

>> No.33062453

>>33062390
>Human, is this truly the latest fashion of the modern age? This disguise feels....off.

>> No.33062638

>>33062390
Excuse me Dragon-Sama can still fit into her school uniform!

Yes she ends up losing half the buttons and it barely covers any of her skin but it still counts as fitting!

>> No.33062726
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33062726

Why do they allow old hags to work at the monster girl petting zoo they’re much too tall for any boy to pet

>> No.33062734

>>33062390
What if she's like 500 years old? What'd she wear then

>> No.33062739

butt slut old hag fox

>> No.33062745

>>33062726
They're there to teach you about heavy petting.

>> No.33062752
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33062752

>>33049750

>> No.33062758

>>33062726
Because you *ARE* the exhibit. Why else did you think the ticket in was free?

>> No.33062774

>>33062179
And when you have a non-loli race as a loli, then she has everything going for her

>> No.33062778

>>33062745
Is heavy petting just normal petting but with a heavier hand/paw?

>> No.33062787

>>33062778
No Little Billy, that's not what it is.

>> No.33062968
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33062968

I wanna play Valkyrie Profile with an actual Valkyrie.

>> No.33063077

>>33062787
What is it then?

>> No.33063084

>>33063077
Anon if you don't know what heavy petting is you need to leave, this place is 18+ and you haven't even finished elementary school

>> No.33063105

>>33063084
But the kind missus over there promised to teach me all about it tomorrow. But I'm very curious and impatient you see?

>> No.33063146

>>33060035
they look pretty bottom heavy to me anon

>> No.33063201

>>33059842
i want her daughter to show no mercy to my penis

>> No.33063232

>Just had a dream about dragons girls taking over the world and using humans as pet-husbands
So this is the future extremists monster girls want, huh?
It was a good dream.

>> No.33063310

>>33062726
God I wish this was me. Manlets don't know how good they have it.

>> No.33063330

>>33063310
Every anon is a manlet compared to an 8+ foot BEEG monster

>> No.33063338

>>33063310
Just find a BEEG beast/dragon girl anon. Unless you're like 2 meters tall, they're gonna outclass your height

>> No.33063353

>>33063310
the grass is always greener

>> No.33063356

>>33063201
I wonder how would a jub react to her own daughter trapping her husband in an impenetrable eggshell

>> No.33063360

>>33062734
Those old dresses with the giant puffy sleeves

>> No.33063363

>>33063310
As a manlet I resent the world and everything in it.

>> No.33063393

>>33063232
What's the difference between a husband and a pet-husband?

>> No.33063404

>>33063393
Terminology

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>>33049750

>> No.33063436

>>33063393
Mostly how much oral you have to give her per day.

>> No.33063447

>>33063146
Like a wise wurm once said, if you can't lift the bottom, just lift it from the top

>> No.33063541

>>33062752
Absolutely adorable.

>> No.33063573

>>33063409
Do all Lillim look naturally smug?

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33063653

>>33049750

>> No.33063673

>>33063447
Anon that's a bad idea, Jubjub breasts are VERY dangerous

>> No.33063709

>>33063573
Do you even need us to answer that

>> No.33063752

>>33060732
>>33063409
If you don't dodge every hoe and keep supremely loyal to your lilimfu as your first run AT LEAST, you should seriously consider savoring some cyanide.

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33063754

>>33063393
essentially if you're treated like this, it's safe to say you're more on the pet husband side

>> No.33063820

>>33063754
I don't understand why people like this position, it just looks painful in every way.

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>>33063573
depends on the situation

>> No.33063876

>>33063820
You could say the same about femdom in general

>> No.33063893

>>33063330
>>33063338
One of the things I like about monster girls is that they can easily be taller than me. It doesn't happen with 3d women.
>t. 6ft tall woman fetish fag
Sorry for blogpost

>> No.33063895

>>33063820
It's more about the psychological aspect of being completely dominated and role reversal, rather than being comfy or not - at least for me.

>> No.33063919

>>33063673
But they look soft and fluffy!

>> No.33064096

>>33063754
The afterglow cuddling is gonna be very very comfy and warm... imagine being wrapped up tight under a Jinko's strong, muscly limbs after a long night of "exercise"

>> No.33064257

>>33063356
hungry

>> No.33064370
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>>33064096
>after a night of aggressive hardcore riding and domination fucking she cuddles up next to your face and takes you hands like pic related, making eye contact and gently purring

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>>33049750

>> No.33064422
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33064422

Why do the demons at the DMV get so hot and bothered when I sign the paperwork I’m supposed to fill out? Sure it’s fancy and embroidered and I don’t bother to read it but it’s just boring leaglese

>> No.33064439

>>33064422
Anon no!

>> No.33064505

>>33064370
fuck anon you can't do this to me AAAAAAAAA PORTALS OPENING WHENNN

>> No.33064522

>>33064439
>it's actually ordinary paperwork and the demons get excited imagining that anon is signing their contract

>> No.33064556

>>33064370
>Jinko
>Purring
True patricians know jinkos chuff

>> No.33064632

>>33064422
I need some blueberry demon ass in my life. I NEED IT!!!

>> No.33064645
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33064645

>>33064505
Each day without my BEEG beastgirl...
I wish it away!
I wish it away!
BEEG monster girl... Could You be so real?
Your world, is everything I need tooo feeeeeeel...
Yeah-oh-yeah...

>> No.33064683

>>33064522
>"Wow anon you sure got through that paperwork pretty quickly"
>"Yeah, I don't really bother reading stuff like this, it's usually just saying to do the right thing"
>The entire office of 10+ demons collectively freeze and drop their pens/paperwork

>> No.33064691

>>33063820
If there's a comfier position that conveys female domination just as well, I'd like to know it.
>>33064370
*chuffing

>> No.33064693
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33064693

Just burying your face into soft brown flesh

>> No.33064743

>>33064691
Cowgirl.

>> No.33064851

>>33063409
>>33060732
How do I unlock her?

>> No.33064880

>>33064693
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things is going to be purely on bedroom duty

>> No.33065022
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>>33052045
>Get passed to that one inari
>Always cold, calm, and dignified, a real stoic fox
>Feel something lightly brushing against your hair
>Sniff sniff sniff
>Seemingly satisfied she holds you a bit tighter and rests her chin on your head

>> No.33065046

>>33064693
>look up that doujin
>it's degeneracy
Gtfo fag

>> No.33065190

>>33065046
Never read it
Chill dude

>> No.33065206

>>33065022
God monsters smelling you would be so hot.

As would them licking you.

>> No.33065256

>>33065022
>the rest of the girls in the meeting are just blushing and staring at her
>she's been so engrossed in sniffing anon and the following bliss that she's not talked while holding the de facto talking stick
>the chief jinko looks upset that the quarterly meeting hasn't gone anywhere
>in reality she's jealous that she didn't think of that first

>> No.33065289

>>33052285
Nice work Magus

>> No.33065300
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33065300

>Your honor, my client can't have raped the Shirohebi because that would've been a dream come true for her, but as Ace Attorney has shown us, spirit mediums cannot dream when they are channeling, and a dick entering her "channel" is channelling cogito ipsos custodies procter hoc!
I've got a good feeling about this trial

>> No.33065330

>>33051691
Automaton repair ASMR?

>> No.33065353
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>>33049750

>> No.33065390

>>33051691
>Mad Hatter Teatime ASMR
>Tomboy Childhood friend Manticore ASMR
>Cheshire teasing you ASMR

>> No.33065405

Would lizard girls be into you bullying them?
If you constantly over power them and do all kinds of embracing/lewd stuff to them, would they be into it?

>> No.33065407
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33065407

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87604015

>> No.33065427

>>33065300
>It's not an actual trial at all, it's hubby, her dragon friends and shirohebi letting her play lawyer after she watched Law and Order

>> No.33065453

>>33065427
Presided over by the honorable Justice Genie?

>> No.33065456

>>33065407
It feels really wired to have a pic of someone fucking wight that isn't wight fag

>> No.33065496

>>33064683
>the demon that was working with anon calls him back as he starts to walk away
>she pulls a piece of paper out of her desk, flips it to the back and scribbles a shit ton of extras in the margins and at the bottom while breathing heavily
>flips it back over, then tries to casually say that she forgot one last document he needs to sign
>she's fidgeting in her seat and even drooling a bit
>the other demons in the office are fanning themselves with papers from a mix of arousal and suspense
>there's no way this works
>anon just shrugs and signs it
>even asks if there's anything else
>the intern demon in the back loudly moans and falls to the ground just from being witness to the imminent lewdness
>anon breaks the tension by awkwardly laughing and saying it must be a long day at the office
>he has no idea

>> No.33065590

>>33065456
>he can't see one of the profile girls having sex with anyone but black men
Waifufags were a mistake

>> No.33065630

>>33065407
Ms Wight is very lewd

>> No.33065657

>>33064370
tigers don't purr

>> No.33065661

What's stopping a goddess wanting to live a very lewd life with her favorite mortal?

>> No.33065701

>>33065496
Anon is actually a speed-reader. He knows the contents, but he wants a demon wife so he signs it anyways

>> No.33065732

>>33065390
>>Tomboy Childhood friend Manticore ASMR
I will never experience this

>> No.33065733

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVeUtSSrkG0
>When your raven gf starts making those sounds again.

>> No.33065749

>>33065661
The Church

>> No.33065774

>>33065733
Is it trying to imitate a camera or something?

>> No.33065802

>>33065022
>before leaving the old office his coworkers gave him gifts
>one of them gave him some Ears and Paws® HornyFoxy™ Shampoo for Men as a joke
>says on the bottle "Formulated using special Zipangu herbs and oils to make not just foxes but beasts in general WILD"
>expected anon to read the package and obviously get pranked
>you know dense anon obviously didn't read that shit and has been infusing his hair with its scent for the past month

>> No.33065822

>>33065590
As it should be for all girls

>> No.33065823

>>33049750

>> No.33065828

>>33065733
as long as she's not fighting another harpy in the front yard over an empty bag of cheetos again I'm happy

>> No.33065846

>>33065732
I know right? Hurts my soul. But You can still hire mindflayer to experience it when portals open.

>> No.33065850

>>33065774
She's just cold

>> No.33065865

>>33065823

>> No.33065876
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33065876

>>33065823
>>33065865

>> No.33065879

>>33065828
Why not cut the bag of cheetos in half?

>> No.33065881
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33065881

>>33064683
>girl, you gotta get over here. There’s a dumbass man that signs anything you hand to him!

>> No.33065918

>>33065822
Go back to /trash/

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