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Erikantrice Manifesto is completed

Manifesto: https://pastebin.com/XVrRMWqS
Booru: https://erikce.booru.org
Latex: https://www.docdroid.net/lnzdHQc/erikantrice-manifesto-pdf

Remember to send opinions about Latex version.
only with your advice i can improve it

Satoko's perfectly cute smile!!
Satoko's perfectly cute fang!!
Satoko's perfectly cute blush!
Satoko's perfectly cute eyes!
Satoko's perfectly cute expression!
Satoko's perfectly cute fluffy hair!!!
Satoko's perfectly cute cheeks!
Satoko's perfectly cute oversized sukumizu!!
Satoko's perfectly cute neck!
Satoko's perfectly cute collarbones!
Satoko's perfectly cute shoulders!
Satoko's perfectly cute loose shoulder strap!!
Satoko's perfectly cute armpits!
Satoko's perfectly cute arms!
Satoko's perfectly cute elbows!
Satoko's perfectly cute hands!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingers!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingernails!
Satoko's perfectly cute pose!
Satoko's perfectly cute body!
Satoko's perfectly cute budding boobs!
Satoko's perfectly cute name plate!
Satoko's perfectly cute chest!
Satoko's perfectly cute tummy!
Satoko's perfectly cute navel!
Satoko's perfectly cute hips!
Satoko's perfectly cute butt!
Satoko's perfectly cute cameltoe!
Satoko's perfectly cute thighs!
Satoko's perfectly cute bandaid!!
Satoko's perfectly cute calves!
Satoko's perfectly cute ankles!
Satoko's perfectly cute feet!
Satoko's perfectly cute toes!
Satoko's perfectly cute !!!!!

The Paladin of Rokkenjima.

>>33033857
Satoko can turn straight girls gay.

I got up to here in Higurashi Ch. 2, the text says its a middle aged man but the voice actor is a girl. Am I missing something?

>>33034493
heh.

>>33034493
Don't click this.
https://whentheycry.fandom.com/wiki/Kimiyoshi_Natsumi

>>33034493
ojisan wa...

>>33034493
dude turn off the UI. or did you take that screenshot while hovering over it?

>>33034493
Why did Kimiyoshi even call Keiichi? Was this ever explained or did I just speedread too hard?

Any news on Phase 2 since the "it's delayed because of corona" stream?

>>33034571
It was explained.

>>33034784
What's the reason?

>>33034759
No, but since there hasn't been any word on a western release of Saku yet, I have to imagine it's still being worked on in some capacity since R07 asked WH to prioritize Ciconia over Saku. Maybe once Gou is over there will be some new info.

>>33034811
He's asking if they've seen his father.

>>33034818
Actually scratch that. I just remembered he actually told us the 2021 schedule already.
https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/1353538593210331138?s=19

Running your hand through Miyao's hair only to watch him get slightly annoyed

>>33035088
*her

Why are none of you talking about the glorious gacha

>>33035125
we already talked about it, the last thing we discussed was that fake rika-hanyuu fusion.

>>33035125
Playing gacha is a sign of low IQ. It's also non-canon so who the fuck cares

>>33035130
I say "fake" not as in a fake screenshot but as in the character itself is an imposter posing as them, a tsukuyomi.

>>33035135
Ange being fat is non canon yet we talk about it all time.

>>33035125
I don't know nip and I don't have the patience or shit taste to play more than one gacha casually.
Besides I doubt the writing is good anyway since its a gacha.

>>33035125
It serves for nude edits of the CG.
>>>/h/6091591

>>33035151
>Ange being fat is non canon
t. Ange

>>33035135
From my point of view the Gacha is canon and Gou isn't.

>>33035171
Oh shit a rare /h/ fragment.

>>33035191
Well then you are lost!

>>33035191
I lost brain cells reading this.

>>33035229
both aren't written by the actual author so what's the difference

>>33035261
Weed.

>>33035281
>he doesn't know

irie is the only soul brother who hasn't gone crazy. he seemed the most effeminate and weak but turns out fate favored him the most (?).

>>33035289
Either way I can't imagine myself caring that much about the story of a gacha phone game.

>>33035261
I can't believe that Gou isn't written by Ryukishi with all those mindraping plots.

Why does anyone live in Hinamizawa? Stay away, most cursed town of all time.

>>33035498
I would have no problems moving into Hinamizawa if it meant that I could fuck Satoko, Rika, Rena and Mion.

>>33035527
You wouldn't get to do shit, girls would get grossed out by you and you'd die anyway eventually in 99.99% of worlds.

Would /jp/ mind contributing to my poll about Satoko?
https://www.strawpoll.me/42583345

>>33035553
>girls would get grossed out by you
Quit projecting anon, unlike you, I'm confident in myself and do the minimal effort to not be ugly.

>>33035563
This one was better.
https://www.strawpoll.me/42583471

>>33035597
Cat cunt of all people is gonna tell me he's a lady killer? Now I've heard it all. Sorry to not have a very high expectation of romantic prowess for the people who post in THESE threads.

>>33034835
Why would Kimiyoshi care about Keiichi's father?

>>33035671
Its just a reaction image. Calm down.

>>33035125
I can't read moon runes so it's basically pointless

>>33035125
Well the OP image is from the gacha, what more do you want?

Kinda wishing i had an Evatrice tulpa to laugh at me and tell me to shinjaebaaaa and call me worthless trash as a way to encourage me to follow my dreams

>>33035958
She needs more porn.

Koshka smells like gasoline

How would you translate gerokasu? Is it something like "puke stain" or "vomit spill"?

I would literally give all my life's savings away for a 10/10 solid anime adaption of Rose Guns Days.

I want to ignite Koshka

>>33036051
Garbage.

>>33035191
https://youtu.be/hv3AgmaAohk?t=624

I want to ignite Koshka's passion

>>33036051
Depends on the context, there's that time Bernkastel calls ep5 Kinzo "gerokasu mousou" and they translate it as "miserable delusion."
Maybe "vomit-induding delusion" would have worked there as well, not quite sure how to make it as mean.

>>33036425
BEATOOOOOO

>>33036532
>>33036425
stop.

>>33036537

>>33036643
Auauau au auauau au! AUAUAU!!
AU au hauau, auau. Au. Aua au, au au!

>>33036709
I love my wife Hanyuu!

>>33034493
I remember it being a girl and I never played with voices.

Did the translation fuck up?

>>33034571
>>33034784
>>33034835
That's not Kimiyoshi, what are you talking about? It's one of his relatives and they are asking about Kimiyoshi because he disappeared after meeting with Shion.

>>33037149
anon you might just wanna call him kiichirou from now on, good god.

>>33035261
Ryuukishi literally showed us a giant manuscript with all the Gou ideas he's been writing for the last decade. How is it not written by him when he said so on camera?

>>33036052
They would fuck it up somehow.

>>33037122
My guess is that it was originally a random man from the Kimiyoshi family but later versions changed it into Natsumi, because she calls Keiichi in her arc. That's the only line she has in Watanagashi-hen though, so it's no biggie.

>>33037217
They changed it to a young woman. Natsumi is Keiichi's age. The caller was probably her mom or cousin.

What if you are fucking Satoko and she accidentally farts? Would she run away and kill herself with a kitchen knife?

>>33037249
Anon if you heard the voice you should very VERY clearly notice that that's not anyone's mom, god forbid. But then again Mion says Satoko's "at that age" when Shion suggests that she might be banging Keiichi so who knows what those disgusting country bumpkin hicks consider appropriate.

>>33037311
She said she's at the age for masturbating herself silly, she never said it was normal for her to be fucking Keiichi.

In response to Italianon's Erikatrice manifesto, I have created my very own Umineko theory. This is called the Battler Penis Manifesto.

at the start of chapter 1 it is established that battler has been doing steroids/PEDs for a few years. George tries to warn him that his penis and balls will shrink, but Battler is oblivious to George's warnings. In the manga during the chapter 2 scene where battler is used as a chair you see Battler nude but there's no identifiable penis or balls. The midwit theory is to think that the manga simply didn't draw battler's dick/hid it in the shadows. The brainpilled theory is to think that battler's penis has become a micropenis due to PEDs.
More proof: Battler is obsessed with breasts, but none of the characters ever comment on him having an erection or even any sort of bulge. This is because Battler has a micropenis.
Think about it.

>>33037370
>In response to Italianon's Erikatrice manifesto,
but why

>>33037353
wut? They clearly talk in plural, they said they're "relishing their victory somewhere alone by themselves" and "we're gonna need to interrogate them both tomorrow", the hell does that tell you if not sex?

>>33037370
>Erikatrice
I wish his theory was this simple and within the realm of possibility.
So how does Battler's micropenis affect anything else in the story anon, do you wish to elaborate?

>>33037418
I am only starting chapter 3 now but I am creating myriads of theories just as Ryukishi intended for Umineko readers. I will try to find more places where the Battler Micropenis theory can be applied.

>>33037311
To be fair everyone seems to agree that Satoko genuinely wanted Keiichi to bone her silly. Look at this and tell me this isn't the thirstiest 11 year old you've ever seen.

Satoko is looping because she never got to take a dick up her cunny and ass, but she didn't want to cheat on Rika. So she's trying to fuck Keiichi before going back to her lesbian relationship in a different fragment.

>>33037452
In Tataridamashi was really hoping to see Satoko and K1 walk into class together the morning after Watanagashi while covering and repeatedly rubbing their necks, causing Rika to freak out thinking they have HS and pull one of their collars down and expose a bunch of bright red hickies while the two of them turn red and look at the floor.

>>33037460
But then Teppei/Ooishi intervened?

>>33037452
What was the point of releasing Teppei and injecting Ooishi if she wanted to have sex with K1?

>>33037511
How'd she fake the blush then?

>>33037511
She did?

>>33037511
Wait then why did Ooishi have the bloody bat?

>>33037511
She didn't mean for Teppei to be released, not everything in every fragment goes her way.

>>33037511
A literal cuterori doesn't have the authority to release someone from prison. Unless he was never arrested in the first place or Satoko had kept him drugged and tied up the whole arc.

>>33037562
This. Ep17 shows that she's still a klutz. She wasn't chosen for her skills, she was chosen because that would hurt Rika the most.

Reminder that Satoko peed on the statue and blamed it on Teppei.

>>33037598
What a cunt. Poor Teppei.

Would you still fuck 11yo Satoko even if her naked feet really smell?

>>33037532
>>33037547
>>33037562
>>33037585
I hit myself in the head today and I still can't think properly.
Does anybody mind explaining me the events that actually transpired?
Also why would Teppei be suddenly released?

>>33037629
>Also why would Teppei be suddenly released?
If the shower shots were there to show that there were no bruises on Satoko's body then maybe the police took him in for questioning but released him for lack of evidence later that day.

>>33037149
Why would he announce himself as just "Kimiyoshi" to ask about the disappearance of someone of the same name? Shouldn't he have said "I'm Kimiyoshi's son" or something?

>>33037629
>Does anybody mind explaining me the events that actually transpired?
we don't know yet, we can only speculate right now.

>>33037647
Kimiyoshi is their last name. He just says "the mayor", i.e Kiichirou.

>>33037629
We talked about it recently. Just look up the explanation on warosu if you are going to skim the threads without reading.

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>33037782
Wanting to get railed
HARD

Battler don't take your prescription please I don't want to go...

>>33037967
Speaking of, I'm still wondering about this.

The first time they do club activities in gou they're playing a game to find this hidden object and Satoko has a trap placed directly in front of the object
At first I thought this was retarded because if she found the thing she should have just taken it and just thought Ryukishi was a dumb hack but now I realize looper Satoko set up the trap before the object was even placed there.
Bravo, I've been throughly outsmarted.

>>33038066
God I wanna kiss Rena.

>>33038014
Oryou had the same medicine bag in her room.

Wang did nothing wrong.

Apparently RGD had a live action performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gINumdX6hCQ

I wish I was there to see it.

>>33038355
The full recordings are on the mega archive btw.

>>33038332
I mean, it's a standardized prescription bag, doesn't mean they have the same medicine.

>>33038369
Oh fug I didn't know that. I'm ready.

>>33038399
It's full of visual spoilers though.

>>33038369
>Gabriel's introduction and mad laughter with bolero playing in the background
It reminded me of Digimon.

Thoughts for Ciconia's future? Story-wise, could it surpass Umineko or Higu?

>>33038422
What do you mean? I already read RGD so spoilers aren't a problem if that's what you meant.

>>33038468
So far it's a resounding no for me. There is only one chapter released so far, true, but even when compared to just the first arc of Higu and Umi I still liked those way more and found the characters, setting and plot far more engaging. Who knows, maybe I'll like Ciconia more if phase 2 came out, after all, it's not like Onikakushi and Legend are the best arcs of their series.

>>33038468
Definitely, but only if Ryuukishi doesn't rewrite it.

>>33037370
Cool.

oh shit finally found this music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aonwECESgkE

hmmhmm. hehehehe.. Hahahaha..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KYAH AHAHAHAHAHA

>>33039097
You okay, pal?

>>33039097
I winced.

its time for your meds tohya

>>33039106
>>33039123

>>33039139

I want to protect her bros

cant stop me nigger

sneed

>>33039189

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a day for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 12-13 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe twelve times for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Angry? Infuriated? Hoodwinked? Get used to it. Cherish the feeling of being humiliated.

>>33039302

please stop.

without feed you cannot sneed

>>33039302

hmm yes, however...

Have all the gauntlet knights with the exception of Naima graduated from school yet?

Rare pitslut of the day. That grin makes me uncomfortable.

>>33039341
same energy

>>33039335

Ah we're back to the good old days.

i have never had a girlfriend

>>33039360

>>33039377
>"Put the McChickens in the bag!"

how's that battler

A walking onahole.

>>33039401
She's 11, Anon.

>>33039401
She's like 18 you sick fuck!

>>33039406
7 years before expiry date, got it.

>>33039401
How come every single outfit she wears looks like it's about to fall off?

>>33039406
*100+

>>33039406
Yeah? That's not yet too old to be a portable onahole.

why do i feel as if everyone obbsesses over a character like this now and then

>>33039442
Virgins.

WTC is in their head rent free and unable to escape from it. I want to get out but can't.

The Baroness of Burgers

>>33039466
The Countess of Chocolate Chip Cookies

>>33039466
The Destroyer of Deli

Feeling the second hand embarrassment? Good. I will take you all down with me. And then there will be none.

N-Natsuhi... Mr Sonezaki assured us that buying GameStop at $400 was a bargain! W-We only need diamond hands and it will shoot to the moon! All Mr Sonezaki asked was for me to put up Father's inheritance up as collateral and we would be rich!

Enough

YOU CALL THAT LARPING. ILL SHOW YOU LARPING UOOOOOOOOOOOH

Pasta la vista!

>>33039523
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>33039523
Why are Eyetalians just the absolute worst?

>>33039523

>>33039496
>>>/t/here+is+no+gamestop+short+squeeze+and+there+is+no+such+thing+as+a+short+ladder+attack

>>33039347
I think you're on to something.

>>33039535

>>>/b/attler+has+a+micro+penis+from+steroid+abuse

How does Satoko feel about her shameful preteen body? Surely she must feel awkward about her growing tits and wanting to touch her cunny at night!

>>33039347
I think you're on to something.

>>33039610
Why are you so obsessed with Battler's penis?

>>33039634
shooting your sticky white load all over Aunt Eva's elbow glove as she jerks you off away from George!

>Rika is the Witch of Hamburgers
>lent her power to Gohda, giving him supernatural cooking abilities
>he uses his powers to kill everyone with small bombs
>Ange grows up depressed and lonely, leading her to develop an eating disorder
>She becomes plump and soft, but with just the right amount of muscle from Eva and the bullies forcing her to exercise
>jumps off a building, the impact tenderizes her entire body
>is ground up by magic at the peak of her emotions
>all to make the perfect hamburger
AT LAST I UNDERSTAND! THE TRUE CULPRIT of WTC!

>>33039781
Ange is 300lbs of pussy and ass!

>>33039585
>>33039623
Did you just make the *s slightly bigger?

Ange sauntered, wiggling her buttock-augmentation

In Twilight, when Battler arrives at Ikuko's house braindead, and Ikuko starts talking about murder mysteries, isn't it implied he is storing memories of his battles against Beatrice in the meta world? Can someone explain that to me?

>>33039793
There was a typo. (give -> gives)
I rewrote the line and tried to pick a font that was closer to the original while at it.
Excuse my autism.

Curiously, the real original post is completely different from that well-known meme format.

>>33039834
love how the fuck is censored but faggot is not lmao

>>33039817
Ange simmered, wafting her burger-scent

>>33037561
It's K1's illusion. Ooishi was injected and he attacked K1.

>>33039817
>>33039883
Ange is not fat

Erikantrice not erikatrice

>>33039947
Rikatrice

>>33039958
if Rika bullied Ange at ST.Maria....then Umineko is all her fault for 50%

>>33039990
Actually...
A good part of Umineko is Bern's fault according to Tsubasa

>>33040018
Bern in other words Battler's family culprit theory that ruined Ange's life

Who created this theory?
RIKA

>>33040018
Is there any update on when Tsubasa/Saku/Hane are getting voice acting and PS3 sprites from 07th mod?

>>33039990
>>33040051
PASTA LA VISTA

>>33040058
Tsubasa and Hane already have a 07th mod version with PS3 sprites, but no voice acting.