/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33035795
>"Welcome back to 69.9, the Succuzooooooo"
>Looks like there's a wurm violating her husband on 6th street, best stay clear of that if you want to get to work on time
>Weather today is sunny, unless the ryu's husband forgets it's their anniversary. Stay indoors tonight folks.
>Coming up, we have one hour of nonstop classic hits. Here's "I'm going to fuck you into a coma" by Ushi and the Amazons.

Big Yetis that want to use me as a teddy bear scare me

Can't wait for KC to add my favorite girl to his game, if this is the level he puts into a not-so-popular Monster Girl.

>>33036411
pussy mound? more like pussy mountain

>>33036476
well time to go taste testing

I wonder how happy she'll get with a visitor?

>Hey anon your wife was spouting some nonsense about "ruling her kingdom" so I fixed her for you! Silly little pharaoh... key me show you what she can do now!

>>33036411
>>33036488
What would happen if I pulled off the seals?

What music does she play on her station?

>>33036518
I won't make it past the shirohebi defense force. Please carry on in my stead.

>>33036523
let me show you*
meant to say

Alright bros what happens when you give raging mushrooms to a typically docile mamono? Like if I told Kiki to eat a raging mushroom would she just go full hellhound on my ass or would she still be somewhat polite like her normal self?
>"Please take a seat master"
>shoves me into a chair and mounts me
>"Stick out your tongue master, we're about to go for a wild ride"

How tough is it for a living boy in the undead kingdom?

>>33036525
It would be extremely painful.

>>33036554
for you anon

>>33036554
She's a big Monster Girl.

>>33036443
Your fear only makes them want to comfort you more.

>>33036593
Did everyone just turn into Alps while i was gone?

>>33036607
No kidding.

>>33036593
I don't know if the filename or the content makes more obvious that you don't belong here

>>33036607
>getting pegged by a girl is now gay stuff
get a load of this fag

>>33036607
Thread was always full of alps. Why do you think there's so many subby anons here?

>>33036528
Alternative.

>>33036549
Any monster under influence of raging mushroom would make a Hellhound look like a bumbling nerd. Forget being polite, at this point she might not even be capable of articulate speech anymore.

>>33036607
Evidently.

>>33036669
I'm always surprised people are shocked that there's a surplus of submissive dudes enjoying a primarily femdom oriented fetish

>>33036607
Just because I want my amazoness wife to take a dozen raging mushrooms and whip out her futa cock doesn’t mean I’m an alp

>>33036528
>a universe where all the generic pop music is just about raping men

>>33036666
>>getting pegged by a girl is now gay stuff

>>33036712
Im sorry fren but you are alp

I swore these threads had less tolerance for heavy femdom stuff.

>>33036727
>mistaking unconventional sex with a woman for wanting to BE the women who fucks men
smol brain anon

>>33036694
I'm more surprised by the masochism than the submissivenes honestly.

>>33036734
Eh, in this case its some retard trying to stir up shit.
Just R&I

>>33036734
As long as I've been here these threads have always been a fair mix of submissive and dominant people who get along just fine because, you know, thats the whole idea of the universe. It's probably just some insecure retard that doesn't understand you can just enjoy fetishes without it having a deeper meaning

>>33036534
That's the sort of thing that would be in a monstergirl produced action film
>the main protag and his crew come across a horde of Shirohebi on their way to a Ryu
>there's no way past them without being detected
>the grizzled mentor character turns to the younger hero
>"Heh... I've had some bad rolls of the dice in my time, but nothing like these snake eyes... Just remember what I've taught you, kid."
>before the hero can stop him, he's torn his shirt off and jumped down screaming into the snake pit while heroic music plays

>>33036748
Pegging doesn't necessarily have to masochistic. A lot of femdom porn has dudes getting pegged by massive dongs, but you can get gentle femdom pegging too where they're gentle and use a normal sized dong on you.

I just kinda like the idea of a Yeti being big spoon and gently thrusting into you.

>>33036748
I think most people assume their monster waifu would be reasonably good at providing a feeling of dangerousness without actually hurting you which is probably where the appeal comes from

>>33036673
>DJ Succ is a music supernerd
>Hasn't got with a guy despite her age because they just wouldn't understand her taste in music
>Her afternoon show just got done, the evening guy is there setting up
>"Oh hey DJ Succ, good work on the show today."
>"Thanks, got lots of song requests, but nothing from my favorite group unfortunately"
>"Oh yeah? Who's that?"
>"They're kind of indiecore and obscure, you definitely haven't heard of them"
>"We'll see about that"
>"Sandworm Lagoon. Yeah, didn't think you'v-"
>"Oh yeah, I love those girls. I actually just got their newest album on vinyl today. Can't wait to listen to it. Well, my show's about to start, see ya later"
>He does his show, finally gets done after dark
>DJ Succ is still there in the same spot he talked to her
>Drool coming out of the side of her mouth, eyes glassed over
>She keeps mumbling to herself
>"Vinyl.... V-vinyl..."
>She sees the evening DJ
>Passes out
>DJ Succ finally found a guy for her

>>33036752
Rape and incest?

Have you ever been raped so hard by your wife that you have to marry her all over again?

>>33036874
Every day love is found in MGC.
A lovely place

>>33036874
>DJ Succ is a stuck up hipster
She almost deserved to be lonely

>>33036455
well, you shouldn't, the werecat got cucked extremely thoroughly, the imp alone dwarfed her content three times over at the very least.
kc is biased as fuck.

Can ghouls drink coffee?

>>33036900
Rape and Inseminate

>>33036936
why wouldnt they be able to, theyre not spiders

>>33036913
like an anniversary?

>>33036935
It's a demo anon

>out-floofs your wife
Nothing personnel

>>33036936
why wouldnt they be able to, theyre not canines

>>33036958
NOT ACCEPTABLE

>>33036936
why wouldnt they be able to, theyre not heart diseased probably

cursed sheild
cursed gun
cursed spear
cursed knife
cursed morning star
cursed bow
cursed axe
cursed katana
cursed cannon
cursed grenade
cursed h-bomb

>>33036936
It's not like it will kill them.

>>33036936
The real question is, is coffee good for you?

>>33037007
cursed nerve gas

>>33036985
Once you see the heart pupils that's when you know there's no running from that monster

>>33037007
cursed brass knuckles

>>33037048
Wish I knew that a while ago.

>>33037007
cursed curse

>>33037034
Is femcum good for you?

I need big milky Minos

>>33037034
made for Big Adult Cock

>>33037069
Each monster girl has their own requirements for causing them to heart-pupil.

>>33037007
cursed napalm thrower

>>33037095
Some more than others
For a jubjub it's just having a pulse and a Y chromosome

>>33036935
As the oher anon said, it's still just a demo. But personally it seems Nekomatas got to show a bit more of their personalities. After all, one of the first things you see after accepting the Neko quest is a Nekomata dragging a guy away to be her husband.

>>33037074
yes my fren drink of the femcum chalice

>bicorn and kikimora discussing the virtues of policy overhauls influenced by communist ideologies

>>33037090
What for?

>>33037129
How many refills can I get?

>>33037145
drinking mino breast milk makes your cum taste sweeter and richer to monsters

>>33037090
That or very buff Holsts.
>>33037145
To milk them!

>>33037127
>>33036957
Do you guys seriously believe that Kenkou won't play favorites? the Baphos are probably going to hog up at least half of the game`s content.

>>33036922
>stuck up hipster
Oh I'm sorry that she has actual TASTE in music, unlike cretins like you. Consumerist scum like you is what's wrong with our society nowadays. Maybe you should expand your horizons instead of eating up the watered down "art form" that the Danukis are feeding you. Come back and talk when you've felt the joy of digging through some vinyls at the record shop and listened to a patrician group like Manticore Cream Sliders or Alice & Living Doll Alive.

>>33037174
And that’s a good thing

>>33037125
who would be the opposite extreme of this? Jinko I would assume

>>33037168
Sounds like fun.

>>33037155
All the femcum you can get from your wife

>>33037174
he is true to himself

>>33037174
based
>>33037185
but DJ Succ, my horizons are really expanded and I'm into niche stuff. It's just that the genres themselves suck

>>33037174
No man's perfect (KC is close, though) Of course i expect some bias here and there, but in the end as long as each girl gets at least two scenes, i'll be extremely happy.

>>33037209
If you mean putting in actual effort, Salamanders require that you're not a slacker, and you need to be dedicated to have a chance with high tier monsters like Lilim and Baphomet. Also kuu species are a challenge to heart-pupil even after you've claimed them.
>Jinko I would assume
I would hope not.

Vampires should really expand their palettes beyond their hubby's blood

>>33037209
Mantis.

Marriage material anon.

>>33037388
the only reason I would think Jinko would be that they would likely have to be in heat to get the heart pupils, which is only during mating season (unless already married I suppose). However I don't think KC has actually said how often that is.

>>33037417
my vampire loves eating the salads I make for her, granted she refuses to eat it unless it's covered in my special hubby's blood salad dressing

>>33037388
I'd probably guess that any monster who thinks of men as more breeding stock or just part of a family would have lower standards than monster that have external goals such as baphomets and such

>>33036401

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember this ancient Zipangu proverb.
It isn't about if she has the chest to feed, its all about if she has the hips to breed.

>>33037459
>they would likely have to be in heat to get the heart pupils
I believe she could definitely get heart pupils without wanting to jump you on the spot, but then she'd want to keep you around, at which point it's inevitable she'll hit the mating season.

How do you make an amazoness or ocelomeh heart pupil?

>>33037615
beat em in a fight without using cheap tactics

what kind of scandalous things would you tell your maid if you got drunk?

>>33037646
asking for pic related

>>33037704
I'm really digging this cow

>>33036401
nothing wrong with this

>>33037718
thats a big cow, i hope she has big milks

>>33036518
I would visit, where is she located at?

>>33037704
>>33037718
Is she from a game?

>>33036528
"Jazz", but its all porno music.

>>33036408
*Radio sting noises*

>Y-Y-you're listening to 69.9 (NINE!) D-D-D-WCOK, blasting NUMBER ONE HITS for your naughty bits! *Gratuitous rock and roll static*

>>33036549
>Normally posh and proper Kikimora reduced to loud animal grunting, moaning, and the occasional expletive

HOT

>>33037764
one of them disgaeas

>>33036747
>I want a dick in my ass
>WTF THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME GAY

I got news for you, anon
You're fucking gay

>>33037841
>anon thinks getting fucked by a woman is gay
I feel like i'm not the fag here

>>33037007
>Zaftig 'Fat Woman' cursed A-Bomb

Neato, I now need this in my life

>>33037868
>'little girl' cursed cunny h bomb

>>33037863
>Anon thinks sodomy doesn't count if a girl does it

SHIGGY DIGGU

>>33037868
she will nuke your pelvis

>>33037883
>anon thinks a fetish is the same thing as sexual orientation
peak retard

>>33037884
Talk about a bombshell!

>>33037896
Using made-up terms by 20th Century pervert intellectuals to obfuscate how massive a faggot he is

Humans don't have sexual orientations. You either want to breed with women, or you are mentally ill.

I never expected a day when people started defending shit like pegging here without getting banned on the spot. Is this part of the damage that vtubershit left here?

>>33037882
Fuck off with that kidshit, give me a WOMAN damnit

how would mamanos deal with a broken dick

>>33037937
That's pretty much the definition of sexual orientation. Being a retard won't change the fact that you're insecure

>>33037943
>banned on the spot
You give the jannies too much credit

>>33037957
fix it then fuck it

>>33037943
It's the general decline of the site, bro. I'm a newfag from 2015 but even I can see how far things have fallen in 5 years. Gotta bully these days or they'll do to us what they did to Plebbit, et. al.

Also, cute mermaid waifus are cute

>>33037788
>When you hear THIS MOAN
>ahn~
>Be caller five and receive a fabulous prize!
>ahn~
>Caller five! You're on the air! What's your name?
>Anon!
>Well Anon, you've just won a FABULOUS all expense paid raping!
>W-what?
>Up next, we've got more CLASSIC rape rock-
>Hello? Can I trade the raping in for a tee-shirt of something?
>-So blast these tunes while he blasts your poon, ONLY on 69.9

>>33037943
>being shocked there are people with fetishes in a thread for something designed to appeal to literally every retards fetish

>>33037958
Ok, faggot.

>>33037943
Are you requesting for the moderation team to enforce your sexual opinions?

>>33037963
They were thay effective when we still posted on /a/

>>33037974
The problem is you're a newfag from 2015. Way back in the beginning this website was about doing shit for the lulz and not giving a fuck. Now it's infested with people who feel like you have to behave a certain way because they don't want to feel uncomfortable

>>33037976
Who recorded the moan? I'd like to think they snuck into the Wight Station Manger's office during her 'break' and taped whatever lewd sounds she made while rubbing herself and remembering what she did with her new husband last night.

>>33037821
>waking up the next morning
>mattress is halfway off the bed
>anon's chest and shoulders are covered in scratch marks, his neck covered in hickies
>Kiki is over in the corner, crying, writing an apology letter
>individual apologies for every curse word uttered

>>33037954
>dat tummy hair
Gets me every time. I'd spend hours lying on her tummy huffing it after she finished working out.

>>33037943
kind of a snowflake opinion desu

>>33038027
Bury your head under her shirt and sleep on the workout tiddy sweat

>>33037954
based

You do show off any love bites/scratches that your waifu gives you right?

>>33038033
Says the crossboarders that gets his buzzwords filtered

>>33038019
It's a sound bite from the winner of the "Boning on the boulevard" segment they do. Couples fuck on the street and whoever can make the most lurid noise wins.

>>33038083
I fucking love the idea of my wife absolutely eviscerating me to show off what she does to me.

>>33038017
I think it's a little more nuanced than that--pre-2010s internet had a lot more smaller communities, it was more distributed, so a place like 4chan became a place where free expression was paramount. Now the number of platforms is smaller, discourse is more heavily regulated, and indie forums are mostly dead, so 4chan became a place where rebellion (i.e. enforcing a counter-mainstream discourse) succeeded in importance over mere free expression, because those who held mainstream ideas had the whole internet to be normies on, while the oddballs had increasingly only 4chan and a few other places.

I think since 2015 that mindset of being counter-mainstream or counter normies has evolved into a more authoritarian form than 2009 4chan was. But on the other hand, if you don't enforce your board/thread culture on others, then you eventually get swept away by normies or degens that ruin everything.

>>33038083
I would wear clothes that shows them off and even draws the eye to the scar

>>33038026
Aww, poor thing...I know just the thing to cheer her up

>>33038093
didn't know typing desu was an opinion

>>33038017
I've also been here since the beginning when we were part of /a/ and crab posted his monster musume oneshots and we never accepted gay or furry shit, remember when the ponyfags invaded with their shit? Yeah standards had to be set and they are getting dangerously low. Now that the vtuber 3dpd faggotry is gone we have to get back on track

>>33038116
It's always more nuanced than that, but some retard crying about a fetish he doesn't like isn't really enforcing culture it's just being a whiny bitch and shitting up the thread

Whoever came up with World of Shogcraft, thank you for the amazing idea

Is there WifeHammer 40k in MGE?

>In the Far Future
>The is only Love

Shog is obv Khaos, who represents the Imperium?

>>33038173
>at the beginning
>ponyfag shit
>/a/ thread
Yeah no, you're still a newfag crying about shit in a worthless manner. Stop shitting up the thread

>>33038168
>typing desu at the end of your sentence
Where do you think you are? Gaia online? Are you going to use fucking emoticons next?

>>33038173
Okay but do it in a way less faggy than whining that the mods aren't deleting anything that you don't like, which isn't their job

>>33038177
fair enough, but if you don't push back on the faggotshit, six weeks from now it'll be Alp city. I've seen it happen

Sorry to shit up the thread, bros

>>33038204
How new are you?

>>33038083
What bites?

>>33038194
Talking about pegging is shitting up the thread, and it also attracts even worse faggotry

how would he cum of different monster girls taste like?

>>33038204
>he doesnt know
>>33038188
lilim i guess, or paladins

>>33038188
Also Shog, but in a different silly hat.

MOFF is best waifu, and I defy anyone to prove me wrong

Any other Pampillon-type wives count too so Titania bro and I can be on the same team

>>33038225
>one person jokes about being pegged
>another retard won't stop bringing up how it never used to be like this and mods should ban it

Stop being a fucking retard, just ignore the one off posts you don't like. Like a regular fucking poster. I'll stop shitting the thread up now myself

>>33038212
>>33038245
Did you even read the shit that I was replying to?

>>33038253
For some reason I have a weird aversion to bug type monstergirls even when they look completely fine and cute. Would still marry though, my brain just thinks something is wrong

>>33038252
BASED

>>33038252
BASED
>>33038245
>Cursed Gun Chaos Marines
SLUDGE FOR THE SHOG GOD
SLIME FOR THE SHOG THRONE

>>33038262
What we're saying is, you've clearly not been around long enough if you think tacking on desu at the end of a sentence is something new or not 4chan culture related nerd

>>33038287
Only on Suiseiseki threads, the rest of the time is a crossboarder catcher

>>33038271
Devil bugs and Camp Mosquitos give me the heebie-jeebies, although I think that's part of their appeal.

MOFF and Pampillon/Titania doesn't give me that reaction, although I'd be scared to hurt their pretty wings since I know how fragile they are IRL.

>>33038298
You realize desu is filtered on most boards right? The only thing it 'catches' is newfags

>>33038271
Don't you dare call my wife Titania a bug, mister. She's a pretty fairy with spectacular butterfly-style wings!

>>33038282
it would still just be a cursed sword, except they get living armor too

>>33038282
I need Defiler-chan to, well... defile me

>>33038320
>Based Titania Anon

Are her wings very delicate, or can you flip her on her back without worrying too much?

>>33038331
>>33038341

NEED P'ORC RUDEGIRLZ

Be mine...
Masss... Tah....

>>33038311
Nah crossboarders can't stop using their shitty buzzwords, I bet that in normalfag boards like /v/ they don't even care about the filter or type desu on purpose trying to fit in, normalizing it instead of enforcing self moderation

NEED MONSTA BOOBA

>>33038138
And what'd that be?

>>33038375
S-scary...

Pack your things, anon. You're being shipped to the desert kingdom where big 8-foot tall anubi will buy you at an international slave auction sale. If they dont pick you up for the next seven rounds, we'll head to either the Land of the Four Fiends Auction House or the Cat Kingdom Auction House and see if theyll want you, do keep in mind, I might have to lower your price if nobody takes you so dont be surprised if you're taken quickly later on. I hope you can speak their tounge btw.

>>33038424
YAY I WILL BE SLAVE!

>>33038138
Enough money for a very very early retirement and another maid to take her place?

>>33038083
>years of sex with your wife has given you more scars than a battle-hardened veteran

At what age does it become far too late to get a monsterwife?

>>33038375
k

>>33038424
How do I call the human trafficking hotline? I need my human rights back

>>33038490
22

>>33038490
No such thing.

Raiju can realize your Yellow Fever-driven fantasies with her amazing asian queen thunder-pussy and will make you smell her anime blue hair while she speaks japanese to you and you'll have no idea what she's saying.
Can anime exist in Zipangu or are they stuck to making Manga?

>>33038375
How fast are shoggoths? Can one escape them by running?

>>33038497
But anon, you volunteered. You're living in poverty because that wretched tanuki fired you after you rightfully pushed her for sexually harassing you, all on the spot. You gotta make a living somehow.

>>33038511
Oh

>>33038424
Tell that to the British Empire.

>>33038497
>human rights
>Desert Kingdom
Good jokes mate

What would a Sabbath member pick-up line be?

>>33038532
Redcaps could take you, if you'd like. They have the cutest English dialects in their little voices

>>33038528
Make a living by enslaving the tanuki.

>>33038566
ill go with the redcaps

>>33038424
>Get rejected from buyers multiple times from Desert Kingdom
>Get shipped to Cat Kingdom
>Get bought by Cait Sith within minutes
What do?

>>33038566
'ate femdom
'ate dark elves (not racist, just don't like 'em)
banned slavery
end of

>>33038424
>speak their tongue
trust me anon, I'm gonna do more than that to their tongue

>>33038528
Yes, but I didn't sign up to just be a sex slave for some random egyptian monster!

>>33038424
time to sharpen my cunning linguist skills

>>33038553
What am I allowed to do on my own then?

>>33038641
>get rejected by monstergirls
>get CONTINUOUSLY rejected by monstergirls
How would you go more than several weeks of this without killing yourself? You gotta be worthless as fuck if not even monstergirls will bother with you.

Can I wish for infinite wishes by a genie? Can I wish to set her free without her raping me like the her encyclopedia profile says? Can I wish for monsters to all finally be able to birth incubi?

>>33038736
no you wish for more genies

>>33038722
Presumably, whatever your owner permits.

>>33038726
I am a worthless human. I just wanna be cuddled by a Kikimora.

>>33038736
what >>33038750 said, genie harem time anon

>>33038726
It's fate, my dude, this man was born to become cat footstool

Remember to spend time with your daughters! remember your responsibilities as a father and husband

>>33038875
RIP to the poor Anons who have JubJub daughters assuming they didn't become Humptys

>>33038875
I don't have any daughters. Or a wife.

>>33037628
But what happens if you use cheap and "dishonorable" tactics to evade and escape and fight back against them?

Like for example, using guns?

>>33038875
>try to read fairytales to lich daughter
>she constantly interrupts you to point out plot holes and things that are physically/magically impossible
>get frustrated and switch to some of your wife's reference textbooks
>no complaints from her since, but you always fall asleep reading them to her

>>33038530
>Manticore girl pinning away for her crush, Brad Covington, the Varsity shogball Team Captain
>She's sad because he hasn't asked her to Prom yet
>It's only because he's been too busy getting everything ready to propose to her

>>33038875
Based, always important to play with your daughters, especially at the park or backyard! Just make sure to avoid the mamono radio calisthenics, or at least the one offered by the 69.9 radio station unless you want to have a very uncomfortable conversation with your little girl.

>>33038875
>Take your Jinko daughter out for her first hunting trip
>Have to explain to her that you'll be shooting the deer, not just sneaking up and jumping on it from the tall grass

>>33036401
>social media wide cancel culture shitstorm in the MGE world when a movieir TV show comes out in which features a male human lead with a wide diverse cast of monstergirls but in the end finale of the show the male lead never ends up romantically with any of the Monstergirl characters as they're depicted as platonic non-romantic friends.

>>33038928
Based

>Take Kikimora daughter out to run errands with you
>Other kids demand to wander through the toy aisles at Mamano-Mart
>She wants to visit Home Goods so she can admire the vacuum cleaners

I love Kikis

>>33038942
Not really cancel culture, just universal outrage and disappointment followed immediately by a flood of letters to see if the guy is still single

>>33038942
>social media wide cancel culture shitstorm on Earth when monstergirls come to Earth in their millions pining for men, but no monsterboys for women

>>33038942
Imagine a world where monster girls get movies/tv shows pulled because they show women divorcing men or just being an "independent woman" who sleeps around.

Other than being aristocratic and a little snooty, what are Wight girls like? What should I expect if I date one?

>>33038969
based monstergirls

>>33038969
>Imagine Monster girls having any interaction with what passes for a modern day f*male without expressing immediate disgust and contempt

The good ones get kidnapped, monsterized, and given a nice husband.

>>33038949
>"Daddy look, this one is cord-less and has a ba-tter-ie life of a whole hour!"
>"Wow sweetie, that sure seems useful."
>"And... and look daddy, this one, this one is 50 pu-purr-sent quieter than normal!"
>"That's super cool, isn't it sweetie"
>"Uh-huh daddy, but this one is my favorite, it's hand-handhold... handheld size. It's just right for me!"
>"Well sweetie how about we get it then! You can show mommy that you're a big girl who can vacuum all on her own!"
>"R-really daddy!!?"
>"Of course sweetie, anything for my little munchkin"
I think I love Kikis too anon

>>33038984
I can't imagine the friction and the vitriol between the two groups, honestly. Especially with how vicious and dangerous some monstergirls can get.

>>33039032
lil kikis are the best!

>>33038969
>>33038984
>>33039043
>monstergirls portal to Earth
>feminist groups lobby governments and get the portals closed
lol

/tg/ is at it again, oh well

>>33039069
>Danuki Sabbath Network works together to offer politicians trillions of dollars worth of magical material
>Get portals to reopen
>Not due to the money but because politicians started hitting on sabbath members

>>33039096
wat?

>>33039100
>>Not due to the money but because politicians started hitting on sabbath members
Gave me a giggle m8

>>33038973
Loudest snorers in the haunted house

Human boys don't need 'rights'

>>33039183
>Undead
>Snoring
You know they just lovingly cuddle with their living husbands till they wake up. Plus undead don’t even need to breathe

>>33039198
Human boys don't need rites because they don't know what they want. They always scream that they don't want to be raped but then end up coming anyway. Monsters know what boys want more then they do.

>>33039205
Doesn't stop them from scaring all the zombies with their chainsaw like reving all night long.

>>33039198
>>33039234
Get back in-line, Shillim.

>>33038769
Would she allow me to rub her belly?

PSA: Don't post a video of you lovingly giving your pet snake a bath on Gazergram unless you want countless private messages asking if you're single and if you're ever alone in the open during the day.

>>33039315
And, god forbid, whatever you do DON'T POST A PICTURE OF YOUR MESSY ROOM!

Monster girls in the end are the biggest simps in the friggin multiverse

>>33039366
Truly, monstergirls really are nothing more than massive simps just looking for a man to pay them attention.

>>33038908
Guns wouldn't work. They'd just splice each bullet with their sword ninja style. Then when you're out, they'd close in the distance as you scramble to switch your magazine. Your heart gets slightly relieved when you hear the click of the spring that loads the new magazine, only to realize that she had just slashed your gun barrel in half. The sweaty, smug warrior is now towering in front of you, sword pointed to your neck
>"You sure gave me a lot of trouble with that one, I'm gonna make you pay"

>>33039315
>post pictures of you and your cat
>get thousands of messages from catgirls and a few from some jinkos

>>33039386
thats kinda cringe tho

The commandments of the Fallen God
Lescatians 6:9-18
>Thou shall commit fornication
>Thou shall always be lewd
>Thou shall drown in pleasure
>Thou shall always accept love
>Your lovely voice screaming love is your hymn
>The lust burning in your chest is your faith
>Your slamming hips are your worship
>And your orgasm is your prayer to your God
>Fill your aching emptiness with carnal desires
>And drown in pleasure with he who holds your heart
>Amen.

Have you accepted the Fallen God into your heart?

>>33039430
I worship Jesus, thanks though.

>>33039301
What self-respecting beastgirl wouldn't?
You may find it harder to argue for someone like a Pharaoh though.

>>33039386
How does one deflect a shotgun blast?

>>33039451
By angling the broadsword like a shield, causing most pellets to ricochet

>>33039451
Probably by using the power of friendship or some other such bullshit.

>>33039451
>>33039486
Demonic energy is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural.

>>33039451
magical farts

>>33039356
>Anon puts up a pic of his really messy room on 4mosnter
>Countless replies from maid girls saying they will find you and clean your room
>Beelzebub saying it looks like heaven
>A random gazer criticizes your taste in soda

>>33039508
I want her to stab me with her tail

>>33038979

Gonna lube up my hands and jerk off my succu-teachers tail for a better grade.
Who needs to be smart when you can just be a man slut?

>>33039773
That's cute. Makes me wish their was more wholesome Monster Girl doujins.

What would it be like to be femdommed by a Yeti?

>>33039822
Did you ever see Misery? It's that, but comfier.

I need a Ratatoskr dressed up like Jade from Beyond Good & Evil.

>>33039822
>Do you want a hug?
No...
>Too bad

>>33039043
>>33038984
>old, wrinkled kitsune sits in front of the camera, legs crossed
>dressed in traditional Zipangese attire
>behind her is a giant symbol of Druella
>she opens her mouth and speaks slowly in a raspy voice
>"The earth woman fears the monster girl."
>"For a monster girl is everything earth woman is not..."

>>33037007
cursed anthrax

>>33038253
MOSURA
MOSURA

>>33036546
Snake struggles with speaking.