/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33000156
there's only one real answer here

>>33000203
Its unnatural. Kill it with fire.

>>33000156

>>33000221
Yeti also big option

I'm here to eat ass and drink girl cum and I'm all out of ass to eat

>>33000156
>"I-I would really like it if I had someone to hold and maybe... yeah..."
>bunyip blushes and pulls her mask down and tries not to cry as Anon clenches his heart and groans

>>33000257
I like how bunyips pouncing on people is literally caused by sheer autismo retardation. I don't think anything beats hellhounds for me but damn they're close.

>tfw no fluffy cuddlemonster waifu

>>33000274
good enough for me

Lizzard

how big are mofucores.

>>33000295
Small enough to fit in a mug.

I want a ghost to tease me by possessing me 24/7 and making me masturbate all over my house

>>33000274
Bunyips are an easy choice for me unless I somehow run into an apophis at the same time. That'd be a problem.

>>33000295
Smaller than a mantibean

>>33000307
>>33000324
so when do they grow into loli manticores?

>>33000311
Snek is to you what fluff is to me I see

>>33000335
I don't know if the collective has decided whether they are a magical manticore themed pet or a part of a manticores life cycle. If it's the latter, probably once you accidentally cum on one

>>33000275
Cuddle monsters should not only be fluffy, but big as well. Imagine a weresheep or something this big.

Nobody has as much fluff as pic related and that’s a fact

>>33000360
This is the right size for Yetis.

>>33000142
>anon shivers with every "Ara ara~" and "ufufufu~"
>he starts losing control of his breathing when the milf gang starts touching his chest and shoulders
>"Oh my what a strong young man he is... he is looking a bit flushed isn't he? Maybe he needs a kiss from mama to make it all better"
>passes out when they start kissing him all over
>wakes up in the hospital
>apparently the chair fell over from him passing out and the store staff called an ambulance
>anon didn't score or even get to meet a single milf mamono that he caught with his new machine
>"Well guess prototype 200 didn't work, back to the drawing board"

>>33000378
Is there a difference between brushable fluff and cottonlike puff

>>33000309
I want a ghost to possess me, go to the city and make me look like a shameless slut.

>>33000203
Smugness hiding Anger

>>33000274
>bunyip pins a guy against a wall in a fit of autism, rape imminent
>guy's fight or flight instincts kick in, starts counter-raping her
>monsters watch in awe as they tear into each other, Druella herself impressed with the sheer savagery of the sexual carnage

>>33000378
It’s not as thick, but I think a Bunyip’s length makes up for it.

>>33000462
Do bunyips actually rape? I thought they just went retard brain and jumped you because they didn't know how to say hi.

How long would you last trying to counter-rape a hellhound before she gives up in a laughing fit and marries you

>>33000378
Do feathers count?

>>32997065
When Anon finally finds his wife, the story isn't going to just end there, right?

RIGHT?

>>33000573
it still counts as rape even if she's the one confused and crying.

>>33000653
thats kinda hot

>>33000462
>>33000653
lol just imagine how awkward it would be the next time they have sex like a normal couple after they go at it like animals for hours raping each other
>flusteredly look at each other
>"uhh yeah, so... you wanna be on top?"
>"s-sure"

>>33000653
That'd probably be concerning, someone crying and apologizing while forcing themselves on you after asking where the non fiction section

>>33000612
No. There are a few epilogue stories planned, as well as alternate endings for several of the monsters in the story.

>>33000653
better give her a big hug so she just melts into a huggable pile of fluff before she accidentally breaks a bone or two

>>33000653
It's doesn't count if you are both screaming

>>33000742
Oh, good. Then at least two million more words, got it.

>>33000800
she doesn't do well with loud noises

>>33000295
>mofucores
>mantibeans
Who do manticores end up getting the cutest shit?

>>33000861
The most dangerous girls make the cutest wives.

>>33000861
Anon likes to imagine something cute and fluffy while being brutally raped by something as sadistic as a manticore

>>33000861
Recognizable parts plus interesting personalities, I suppose. Stick a tail and fluff on something and you have a manticore thing. I want a truly massive hellhound. The hellhound to end all hellhoundfags. Now THAT would be cute.

>>33000911
So an Average LNhound?

>>33000816
>Bunyip finally breaks, decides to pin down anon and have her way with him
>starts pounding his pelvis
>he screams out in a mix of pain and ecstasy
>she gets startled and scurries over to the corner and starts crying
>"-sniff- I didn't mean to hurt anon -sniff- anon hates me now doesn't he -sniff-"
well anon? how are you gonna fix this?

>>33000354
I think most consider it a baby manticore.

Although a magical gremlin like creature that brings rape if you accidentally cum on it after midnight sounds neat.

>>33000203
wait a minute, this gazer...

>>33000947
As beeg as she can possibly get while still enjoying my human sized dick. I want to fall asleep wrapped in muscle and tail every night.

>>33000861
Because i want to know my daughters will be cute when a manticore is committing high impact sexual violence on me. Plus you can bulli them when you get their mofucore photos from their moms.

>>33000948
Obviously with a lot of headpats and back rubbing until she stops crying. Then gentle kissing while I attempt to take over and show her the power of romance.

>>33000986
based and beegpilled

>compilation video of harpies laying big eggs on their incubator nests, with husband and her friends cheering in the background and congratulating her

>>33001003
>baby pictures from moms
blessed idea, anon

>>33001019
Big girls are built for big litters.
Its known.

>>33001019
This just makes me think of that one story by snekguy.

>>33001019
Jinkos are to be filled with cubs

>>33001032
>>33001019
What are the lesser known aspects of having a beeg wife? Obviously the cuddles and protection and whatnot are nice, but what else? She can move furniture around really easily for you! Massaging her takes a long time after a rough day. And man, you have to cook so much fucking food for her.

>>33000948
>I didn't tell you to stop you crybaby

>>33001137
If she's got a lotta fur then she must shed absolutely everywhere.

>>33001137
They're better built for taking down large game.

>>33001137
i like cooking though

>>33001158
I wouldn't clean the wife hair off my clothes because it would remind me of how nice she is.

Imagine if you had to share a tiny bed for some reason. Better hope you can sleep on top of her cause you definitely wont be able to shove her aside

>>33001020
>go to pull up a funny video on your phone to show your crow tengu coworker
>forget that you had opened a link from your friend that you didnt get the chance to look at
>your qt bird coworker gets a faceful of BIRDLOVER EXTREME NESTMAX EGG LAYING COMPILATION (NOT FAKE) (LEWDEST HIPS)

for those with evil waifus, would you rather have her hide her affection for you from her minions, or brag about having you to everyone?

>>33001168
What's your go-to meal when you don't have much time but still need to feed your giant wife a nutritious energy packed meal for her tiresome days?

>”Hey anon, did you know it’s impossible to stick your tongue all the way out and breath rapidly?”
If you tried it: “Looks like this kitty just found herself a pet puppy!

>>33000203

Plumage.

>>33001304
Magic collar forces you to do exactly what she says until she takes it off but only as long as you would receive sexual pleasure from doing so.

>>33001294
I don't know how to choose, both of those sound interesting. Maybe she could brag to her close friends but keep the relationship secret from the world? What monster wouldn't brag about a husband who takes wonderful care of her while she dominates the world.

>>33001294
Even the damn zombies know

>>33001303
thats hard, nothing is really quick when you need to make a lot, but fired rice with whatever else lying around
>>33001294
hide it, she cant show weakness and keep up her facade of being tough

>>33001294
i'm her only minion though

>>33001273
>looks like one more nest is getting filled
tanukitube is really out here doing Eros' work isn't it

>>33001380
I hope you're adding protein to that rice.

For me, it would be probably be something similar. I usually keep cheap beef and frozen veggies around to mix with rice/pasta

>>33001330
Imagine sneaking that collar onto your wife as revenge for an especially long rape session.

>>33001400
>married to the younger sister Pharaoh who didn't inherit the crown
>constantly brags to anon how her evil scheme is going to bring the world to it's knees
>how as her most trusted underling anon will be the one to carry out this scheme to complete and utter perfection
>that her great army and palace will one day be an irreplaceable part of history
>in reality her great scheme is getting to the supermarket early to get the jump on the monthly meat sale
>anon carrying out the task just means it's too cold outside for her desert temperament so she wants anon to go for her
>anon is actually her only minion, her great "army" are the cats that hang out under the porch that she plays with
>her great palace is just anon's cramped 1 bedroom .5 bath renthouse
maximum cute

>>33001331
i think the better question is if she brags to would be heroes/heroines that try to stop her?
>>"Oh pally-chan, you'll never get a husband like mine if you keep playing hero!"

>>33000653

>>33001490
Let's face it, you're both happier this way not having to deal with the politics.
Besides, she still has royal family money that you guys can treat yourselves with. You're just frugal.

>>33001546

It’s your civic duty as a living citizen of the undead kingdom to help any undead girls who still have regrets from their time alive and help fulfill them

>>33001294
>evil wife makes sure her minions know that its because of your strong seed that she'll birth strong generals
>some of her minions begin secretly wishing you'd bless them with your baby-batter so they could pop out some strong offspring too

>>33001661
>what do you regret
>"Not having 50 babies."
>uuuh...

>>33001709
Just cum in a jar and freeze it a few times a day, then hand it to her with a turkey baster

>>33001661
can you pick? i just want a cute romance undead and not a rapey one

>>33001838
Yeah, but you can only make them wait for so long. It's not as if they have forever or anything.

They have this alarm watch that plays a loud noise when you are in danger, like for example, you're about to get raped by a monster, and it will notify authorities or rescue hotline and they'll come save you.
I bet it will sell well because I know the demon lord's policies don't punish monsters for rape.

>>33001539
I like to imagine scenarios where the heroes barge in at inconvenient times while the wife is out as well as repeat attempts because are you really an evil overlord if you don't constantly cause heroes to try and stop you?
>WE ARE HERE TO SLAY THE DRAGON AND RESCUE YOU
>She is out hunting, come back in a few hours and she may humor you, don't touch the gold pile or any other part of the hoard if you don't feel like getting hurled from the mountain peak to get grabbed by a wyvern or something, no I'm not leaving, no you can't convince me you guys are like the fourth party of heroes this month, and yes I count as part of the hoard so no kidnapping attempts unless you want to get thrown from the peak yadda yadda, and I really hope you guys didn't kick in the door this time

>>33001893
Part of why I love my giant hellhound wife is because of the
protection from almost everything she provides. Of course, I still get raped, but not by random weird monsters.

>anon learns necromancy and summons himself a wife from the dead

whats a good defense against smug monsters? i believe in cute frilly clothes to make her blush, and than a cheesy pick up line!

>>33002018
>Got to have pants on miss lich

>>33002025
A nice headpat and kiss on the forehead is really disarming

This new butler job is great the mistresses are bit weird though they always mention how tasty I am, have cranberry juice constantly on their lips and do this strange greeting where they hug me and kiss me on the neck, which for some reason always stings for a second, are these things common among nobility?

>>33000573
>be bunyip
>see the guy you had a crush on in high school
>notice he has bicorn mana on him
>this means he's still available so you jump him
>realize afterward that you have to go meet his other wives now

>>33002159
It's a regional thing, don't worry about it
The underlings are more attractive than the big vampire lady

>>33002076
Forehead kisses are a really bad idea, those horns could easily poke your eyes out!

>>33002159
i would be fussy and wipe their mouths cause ladies pretty such as them should be clean then give them the ole garlic trick

>>33002159
I would recommend picking your favorite mistress and marrying her. You'll be safer that way, trust me.

>>33002063
>"Incorrect, assistant."

>>33000401
>Manticore Nurse comes in to check up on him

>>33002025
It's a good start. Just keep pushing the advantage, or she'll turn the tables and have you soak that dress in your own cum.

>>33002344
One nursing tailsuck please

There's nothing wrong with having sex and marrying the monster that raised you. Mother-son couples are very popular in the demon realm! You still have to refer to her as 'Mom' tho.
What monster makes the best mom-waifu?

>>33002408
Any monster that adopted me. I don't wanna fuck my bio mom, that's lame

>>33001918
You need to tell her that rape is not okay and it's unhealthy for the cock. The cock needs loving consensual sex with no dom/sub roles involved.

>>33001918
SHES MELTING SOMEONE SAVE HER

>>33002432
You are never raised by your bio mom unless your a monster. Boys need to have the choice to either latch on to their shotacon mothers and be lovingly milked or find a nice girl to be childhood friends with and experiment on each other's genitals in recess like knuckleheads.

>>33002408
BEEG girls are good for that, but I don't like incest. 'Mommy' stuff is so much better when it's your wife but she likes to mother you. Even better if you refer to each other as 'Mommy' and 'Daddy' after you start having kids--I always thought that was super romantic.

>demon army parade in town
>looks like something out of a facist uprising
Are our lilim overlords trying to tell us something?

>>33002503
Order hands typed this post

I watched Gremlins 2 last night. The based creators ended it with a guy marrying a Gremlin.

>>33002437
>tell a hellhound rape is wrong
Maybe it would work if you hand raised her yourself to be a docile fluff

>>33002437
>And other things you can tell the hellhound to make her laugh all the way to the bedroom

>>33002551
>>33002651
Maybe after being together for long enough she'll calm down a bit and embrace the more snuggly romantic side

So everyone here has read Anonymoose's 100+ monster story right? What types of stories would everyone here be interested in? More mega-adventure type stories? Or maybe shorter, comfier stories focusing on slice of life with monsterwife and children?

>>33002751
>So everyone here has read Anonymoose's 100+ monster story right?
FUCK no

>>33002771
Why not?

>>33002751
I was reading it back when we were on /a/

>>33002802
I don't have the kind of time to devote to the lengthy ramblings of a horny autist.

>>33002751
Ironically, I enjoy stories that minimize lewd stuff. It's much more interesting reading about someone's characters and relationship dynamics than it is about how hard someone bust a nut. Other than that, mostly short stuff. I find longer stories tend to drag on a little too long.

>>33002751
>Anonymoose
I think I started reading it when I first found it a bit after I learned about MGE, though at some point I kinda stopped reading it and have never gotten back around to it, I think I stopped reading it because it looked like it was going into harem territory and I don't like harems too much
>Sprawling mega-adventures where the protagonist, for whatever reason, is unable to sleep with any of the monsters (at least for most of it) and there are plenty of moments about close calls and narrow escapes from the "tender" embraces of monsters
>Short stories about how various monsters acquire their husbands
>Almost anything with dragons because I like dragons

Big monster girl pleasure runes

>>33002829
Doesn't Anonymoose's story consist of like, 90% adventuring?

>>33002976
You're asking the wrong guy anon, I haven't fucking read it

>>33002751
Dropped it after the Bapho joined the harem.

>>33002932
>>Almost anything with dragons because I like dragons
Have I got the story for you!

https://www.literotica.com/s/heart-of-the-mountain

>DL and her husband are discussing their newest sons-in-law
>One of them is a hero (now former) really reminiscent of the DL's husband when he first met the DL, makes them nostalgic
>The second one is some outwardly unremarkable, random man who attempted to approach their daughter in the middle of an invasion to hug her while all the soldiers and civilians were running away.

>>33002993
>it has a harem
Aww. I'll still read it, but aww.

>>33002463
It's fine.
Foxes are already semi-solid.

>>33000307
Ah, yes. Baby fingering.

Love is a battlefield

>>33000462
>>33001893
I would love to find the beegest, muscliest beast girl, Hellhound, Manticore, Mino, Griff on.
Nothing gives me a bigger hardon than finding the strongest possible waifu and turning every single sex into fight for dominance where I'd wrestle her to be on top and pin her down while not breaking a kiss or stopping thrusting for a single moment.
Attempts to dominate a BEEG dom beastwoman is what I dream of every single night.

>>33004013
>Local anon joins monster girl wrestling competition
>Gets amazon pressed first round

>>33004086
>The matches go until submission
>So, it's over when one of us taps out right?
>Something like that

>>33000742
Hey bromigo, question

How often do you update?

>>33004086
Everyone in the crowd may be laughing now, but we'll see who's laughing when the opponent gets knocked up in the first round.

>>33004166
I need a spider onee-san to wrap me up and use me as an otouto daki

>>33004211
>Anon lost in a triangle choke
>The crowd cheered as anon was forced to "knock up" the jinko
>Anon now needs to take responsibility
>You get what you signed up for

>>33004086
Mmm, imagine training all Your life and lifting just to reach international wrestling championship finals, where You would have the BEEGEST, MEANEST, WILDEST MONSTER girls overpowering You and stuffing Your face in between their STRONG hips or squirming and kicking when You pin them down and hold them extra tight, feeling their tight muscles under Your hands.
All the sweaty wrestling and getting Your face stuffed with BEEG girl's ass as a reward.
I literally cannot be more horny right now.

>>33004267
Surely they'll go easy on you?

>>33004223
>I need a spider onee-san
Yes

>>33004354
If my shog carrier wife focuses enough she can enter shog mode. It is unstable however and she can lose the mode after a time.

>>33004267
>Local anon joins monster girl wrestling competition
>Mating presses minotaur in first round

>>33004442
>other big name wrestlers tripping over themselves to get a match with anon
>nukis making a killing off of the 18+ PPV

>https://i.imgur.com/HHUVKOJ.jpeg
mate with lizards

>>33004395
Bang bang bang pull my shog trigger

>>33004660
Do MERE female lizards count?

>>33004704
yes

>>33004660
I have a need to breed the lizard.

>>33004442
Ngl I would love to be a dom/power bottom switch for a BEEG girl and make sure she works for her meal.

>>33001019
Thinking bout those beans...

>>33005219
Those Mantibeans?

Which monster girls do you think find mates the fastest/earliest?

So the awoo just got fucked last episode.

>>33005494
The air.

>>33005494
Monsters that are either majin and live easily with humans in human communities or monsters that are domesticated/pet breeds like Kobolds and Holstaurs would probably have the easiest time. Most monsters, especially those that like in dark demon realms or the abyss, live in places with out unmarried men so unless they have some kind of way of attracting mates like the Atlach-Nacha entry suggesting their are a rare type of man that is lured to them, they would have to journey away from demon realms to find a man.

>twitter screenshot
>tumblr

>social media wide cancel culture shitstorm in the MGE world when a movieir TV show comes out in which features a male human lead with a wide diverse cast of monstergirls but in the end finale of the show the male lead never ends up romantically with any of the Monstergirl characters as they're depicted as platonic non-romantic friends.

>>33005993
Can confirm this works. I've been hiding from my mistress like this for five days now.

>>33005510
Cute awoo

>>33005510
Good to hear, hopefully she's impregnated now.

>>33000309
Are there any stories about ghosts? They're very strange.

>>33001154
>She comes back and continues raping you while crying and sobbing.

>when jub hasn't been cumflated in the last four minutes and starts crying again

Gonna find and take a photo of the legendary dire manticore!

Anon who rolled a phantom last thread said that any attempts of protests from him would come out as a song and he would join her show that way and I thought it's something they would use more often.
>A phantom stalks You into the dark alley
>You confront her to tell her to fuck off
>what comes out is singing
>suddenly everything begins to lighten up and the alley looks like a scene now
>choir appears and repeats her lines
>she sings how she'll rape You and You'll love it
>You want to scream for help but all that comes out are cheesy lines that she counters with melodic puns repeated by her choir
>she moves in and pins You to the wall
>You try to push her away, but it only results in You doing theatrical gestures while she slams her hips onto Your dick in standing position
>You beg and plead in singing whiney lines
>she responds in romantic and melodic puns
>choir starts to dance and clap to the rhythm
>You cum, want to tell her to fuck off
>but this time it's her signing first
>she confesses her love in prolonged crescendo
>the only thing that rhymes You can come up with is "Marry me"
>She says yes and kisses You
>it's not rape if You're both singing
>>33006908
Stop taking photos of my wife, creep.

>>33005510
is that the stupid healer redo anime?

>>33001019
>It's thunderstorming outside
>jinko munchkins usually sleep in their own beds but want to sleep with mommy and daddy tonight because scary lighting
>open door
>mommy jinko is bunched up on top of daddy asleep holding on for dear life
>can still see remnants of tears on her face
>guess fear of lightning runs in the family
>kids come over and join the dogpile
>anon wakes up with the greatest sense of fulfillment and the greatest backpain of all time

>Dark Mage finally takes over a town and rules it with an iron fist because she got tired of their bullshit
>kids kept wandering into her forest looking for gingerbread houses and calling her a hag
>parents kept blaming her every time they couldn't find their kids and she had to track down those brats unless she wanted a noisy mob to cause a ruckus near her house

>>33006864
But they're so plump you wouldn't be able to see the cumflation.

>>33007425
You're telling me not a single kid went looking for her not to make fun of her but to ask for a suckle? You would thinks there's at least 1 horny shota that wants to pop one of those in his mouth

>>33002996
Anon please it's a Thursday I can't be horny for Smaug on a Thursday.

mamono cat tongues are dangerous to the penis

>>33007701
they're dangerous to more than just the penis

>>33005510
You can't just say that and not post the scenes
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5862871
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5862906

>>33006864
I appreciate owl mage, as cute as jub I don't know if I could handle 24/7 wonderland fucking so it's nice to have a low energy bird with fluffy wings and thick thighs

>>33003205
>their daughter used to be a lewd semen demon
>would always wear the skimpiest of outfits and only wanted to talk about optimal cock size
>comes back home to show her parents her unremarkable normal guy husband
>she's transformed into a dorky housewife that only wears tracksuits and talks about what she's going to make for dinner this week
are they disappointed or happy

>>33007860
it's nice this series is finally realized as the softcore porno it was always trying to be
really all the edge just gets in the way
>sword hero just fucking dies instead of being kept as a mindbroken harem slave to NTR with all the cute girls she wants to yuri for the rest of the story

>>33007182
Yes. I don't watch the show, I just look at the sex webms.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5862819
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5862906

>>33007425
If your waifu covers any more of her body than picrelated she deserves beatings.

>>33007995
No! Don't beat a waifu!

>>33000911
full image? reverse search isnt giving me shit

>>33008045
Have you tried all of them using the full image link?

>>33007935
It's got something for anyone who's not easily offended
>rape for people with that fetish
>femdom
>gay shota scene for bi anons
>edgy revenge scenes
>vanilla wolf girl sex
>genderbender scene for alp lovers
>unintentionally hilarious dialogue

>>33007995
sorry, my waifu doesnt dress like a whore

>>33008093
Nvm, none of those work. Gonna image search the archive for all the other times it got posted instead.

gote

>>33008276
Remember, bloat the gote

Since when do frogs have this ass?

>>33008117
so it's just more palatable rance?

>>33008117
it's just a shame it's so dumb, the whole pre-emptive revenge thing is kind of interesting (although I'm pretty sure it's been done already) but it just turns into
>mc literally unbeatable gigachad who can do anything (except actually genderbend the dong off for whatever reason)
still, porn, so whatever
and I don't know how fast the anime is going but I doubt it'll get to the later parts, which I heard tone down the lewd and even the edge and just sort of dull out (I lost interest in the manga around sword hero's finale so I don't know first hand admittedly)
unrelated bird because walls of text are for fags

>>33008717
>more palatable
more like less
rance is at least self aware enough to be fun, and, you know, actually is porn instead of an edgefest with borderline porn sprinkled in

>>33004442

Ab status: soon to be ruined

Plants are cute.

>>33008717
It's a mixed bag in that regard, healer has justification for why he ended up the way he did but he's much more of a dick. Rance is just a comedic goofball who can't hold himself back.
>>33008740
The anime should be getting the episode that'll cause the biggest shitstorm in 2-3 episodes chapter 14.

>>33008713
strong glutes are important for hopping

>>33008713
All that gaming is making her ass spread.

>>33007935
To be fair, would any of them want to have sex with someone as evil as the sword hero?

>>33007860
>>33007991
Is this a an actual show or is it just borderline porn all the way?

>>33009188
It's just your average revenge story but MC revenges with rape and hypnosis. At least it's better than tlou2

>>33000203

So if both you and your buddy has shoggoth maids, would either of you be allowed to go into the others house? Or would your wives be too possessive of you to let you enter another shog-house?

>>33009249

>>33009246
>At least it's better than tlou2
That isn't saying much. A lot of things are better than tlou2. Like passing a kidney stone.

>>33009249
Winegoat tittes.

>>33009274

>>33008713
>>33008944

>>33009188
an actual show.

>>33008930
>been working at the botanical gardens for a couple years now
>tfw botany degree but whatever it's what I like to do
>supposed to be receiving a rare plant seed found in a nearby forest
>put it in a pot with the heat lamp and fertilizer and leave it for a few hours while I water the rest of the plants
>come back
>it's already a fully grown flower
>wot.png
>it smells really good
>increasing desire to shove my dick in the flower
uhh bros? this normal?

This is the monster girl thread, not the edgelord rapist thread. Please limit your talk about off-topic subjects.
>>33009323
>>33009325
Good, post more cute monster girls instead. Here is a comfy little squirrel.

>>33001439
>go down to the kitchen
>see wurm eating a can of corned beef
>without taking it out of the can
>she doesn't seem to notice that she's eating jagged chunks of metal

>>33009410
>the monster girl thread, not the edgelord rapist thread
Is there a difference?

>>33009338
How good/bad is it?

>>33009452
It's AOTY

>>33009447
Male rapist.

>>33009489
>gets raped
>rapes back
Sounds based to me

Perusing the previous thread and wanted to respond to this:

>The way it works is that once a monster's mana mixes with a man it becomes bad tasting to pretty much every other monster that isn't a bicorn. Bicorn for some reason like the taste of a man's mana that has been mixed with several other monsters and make it palatable to other monsters in the harem.

That's not actually how it works. The use of "repel" mentioned in the bicorn's profile concerning what the mamono mana in a man normally does to other monsters isn't in the sense of him tasting bad. Rather, to quote World Guide 3:

"Monsters can sense when a man is strongly stained with “mamono mana” or a monster's scent, and they can tell that that man is a “monster's husband” and whose husband he is. Among monsters, there is an implicit understanding that when a human man is already another monster's husband, he belongs to that monster, and they shouldn't assault him at random, so men who have become a monster's husband basically don't get assaulted by monsters. However, in the case that the monster really feels strongly about the man, or in the case of races that are fundamentally polygamous, that's not necessarily true."

>>33009502
Do not do this to monster girls.

>>33009546
>not wanting to rape cheeky monstergirls
Alps not welcome

>>33009249
>>33009274
>>33009323
>"*hic* Anon you're a *hic* good guy you know that!?"
>"S-spending your *hic* weekend with uhh..."
>"Uhh.."
>"With *hic* me!"
>"Oops my hair got *hic* in between my boobs!"
>"Ehh~ anon? *hic* were you looking at my boobs?"
>"Say *hic* anon, how about you and I *hic* go down to the cellar and see if I got *hic* any more rare vintages"

>>33009632
You cannot rape monster girls if they've raped you since that means they're too strong for you to rape.

>baphofag commissioned 23 page doujin
What a madlad

>>33009655
my raging mushroom dealer would like to say otherwise

>>33009546
I want to rape a succubus that's actually totally into it but just pretends not to to help me get off.

>>33009346
Do what your heart says. Even if your heart says that you shall be a fertilizer cumslave for the flower

Reminder that beelzebubs are the sworn enemy of monogamyfags

>>33009674
The absolute fucking madlad.

>>33009655
You know raging mushroom exist, right? It specially used for raping monstergirls, it gives you a boost and saps mg strength

>>33009540
So it's basically like a bro-code but for monsters right

>>33009709
That's not said in any any actual KC work. Nothing in the Beelzebub entry is for or against harems.

>>33009709
>very fast cancer crabwalking at very hihg speed at you
>gets close
>takes a good look at you and takes a sniff
>loud audible *tch*
>crabwalks away

>>33009249
>>33009638
>”uhhh sorry ma’am, but I’m just a delivery driver”
>”if you could just sign this, I’ll be on my way”
>with a huff of frustration, the wine goat signs for the package, then goes back to ordering random shit on mamanozon to try again with the next guy

>>33009727
Why are people still mixing up what rape means in MGE? This is something that has been talked about to death. There is no literal rape in MGE. It's all about maledom and femdom. In the end all parties enjoy what is happening.

>>33009822
Good, Cancers are the only monster girls that physically make me want to vomit

>>33000203

>>33009915
Nice. Bicorns deserve more love

>>33009892
rude

>>33006527
Holy shit that leglock

>>33009975
I seriously hate crustaceans, making Cancer like 90% crab was a serious mistake

>>33010016
Are you allergic to seafood?

>>33010016
yeah and i hate things with fur and feathers, but you dont see me complaining about it

>>33006527
Doesn't the healer hero use some kind of magic contraceptive since he wants his harem to stay in top fighting condition? Not a series I want to watch, but I was curious enough to read up the tropes on it.

>>33010006
Leglocks are simply the best, especially when you can't escape and is forced to keep cuddling with her

>I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.

>>33007880
Just gotta get used to their whole "always staring at you and can turn their heads all the way around" antics.

>>33009838
>she spends all weekend doing this
>increasing seethe and *TCH* with every rejection
>by the time the last delivery boy shows up on Sunday she's ridiculously wasted and desperate
>*knock knock knock*
>"Uhh ma'am I'm here from Sabbath Pizza, I have the extra large meat lovers you ordered"
Does she try the whole schtick or does she just take him right there?

>>33010137
>So, so, and now, my little hero?
*Runs her finger from hips to breasts, dipping and twisting to show off her every curve*
>Do you believe them now?

>>33010115
Who needs to escape when you can just stand up and continue doing other things while cuddling her.

>>33010137
>old tales
>old
best watch your language

>>33010272
Some would her old, I'd call her ripe!

>>33010137
>"yeah yeah you're the third one today boy, got any original pick up lines?"

>>33006527
Does anyone else think deep kissing like this is lewder than most people give credit for? To me, frenching is a hair below actual penetrative sex, it's so intimate.

>>33009540
I'm not a haremfag but this is hot.
>have a beeg, strong Mino wife I met on wrestling championship
>beeg, strong Jinko spots me in a park
>she's lured in by my muscles
>she knows she shouldn't, but my ripped back and arms override her conscious mind
>pounces on me
>I now have to explain to Mino that she has a sister wife now and she'll have to share me

>>33010317
Hey bb, wan fuk?

>>33010319
>I'm not a haremfag but I'm a haremfag
Kill yourself.

>>33010257
What if it's an ushi that leglocks you?

>>33010353
Eh, I get the appeal I guess that way I don't have to choose between shog/kiki but ultimately Mamanogamy is where it's at

>>33010318
nothing gets me harder than when the girl gets on top and says "stick out your tongue"

>>33010471
yes

>>33010073
The difference is Cancer is literally just a crab with a girl coming out of its mouth, whereas every other monster girl at least tries to creatively mix the monster and girl parts to look good. You said you hate things with fur and feathers, now imagine if cu siths and harpies were just dogs and birds with women poking out of their mouths

>>33010317
wanna pillage my village?

>>33004168
Usually every eight days or so.

>>33010385
Drag her slowly.

>>33010495
yeah id still fuck a cancer, its just a crab-taur, its not any different than arachne

>I'm telling you Hank, I've spent my life fighting these things. The Eternal Enemy....That, and The Federal Reserve....
>Gosh dang it Dale, just get the darn things outta the kitchen before Titania gets home!

>>33010495
Sandworms are just giant worms with a woman poking out of their mouth.

Is KC okay? Recently he seems to be caring more and more about what other people like, letting it bother him and tweeting about it frequently even if it's not related to his setting. Feels pretty unhealthy.

Easiest way to seduce a Cancer?

lick and kiss her tummy while mentioning how good she'd go with butter sauce

>>33010575
Cancer sticks out of the head. All the other taur bodies are cut off AT the head.

>>33010673
Fame is like that--human beings weren't meant to interact with more than a few hundred people in their lifetime. Getting thr attention of thousands or hundreds of thousands is intoxicating but ultimately extremely unhealthy.

I wish him the best though--KC has excellent taste, and I'd hate to seem him bowled over by retards.

>>33010703
you dont really understand arthropod biology very well, because thats exactly the same as arachne's

>>33010583

>>33008943
which one's that again, captain's rape death or lesbo's rape death?

>>33010673
Need to offset it by posting more heart warming and vanilla stuff to the tags

>>33010709
It's not so much people's posts towards him he seems worried about though. It's accidentally stumbling across people enjoying something he doesn't, seeing a misfortune character in media and things he doesn't like existing in the first place.

He should listen to to tyler the creator and stop letting things online get to him.

>>33010187
>Sabbath Pizza
I heard they were pretty good on Mamonoogle Reviews, something about having the best cheese pizza in the city

>>33010893
MODS

>>33010674
give her the ole crab dance, bacon works too

>>33010785
Arachnes don't have spider eyes on their spider bodies.

>>33010856
Yeah, exactly. I like how he's mostly permissive and lets people have a lot of leeway in MGE, but he explicitly disallows NTR (and real rape/violence) and comes down hard on faggotshit by ALP'ing anyone with that disposition.

I wish more creators took a hard line with their stuff, instead of kowtowing to the mindless faggot bluehair normie mobs

>>33010934
>ywn waltz the Blue Danube with your cute Crab gf

>>33010945
yeah because their female body is where the eyes would be

>>33010856
>seeing a misfortune character
What?

Hey bros, recently I've been finding random webs in my apartment when I come home from work stashed away in inconspicuous places. Like nothing super big or anything, but I occasionally find myself stuck to the bathroom door or can't get a box out from underneath my bed. Should I go next door and ask my Jorou-Gumo neighbor if she knows anything about this?

>>33010912
?

>>33010996
But Cancers do.

I feel like people might like cancer more if KC illustrated in more detail just how her body works. It's noted repeatedly that the crab body is something she can retract into in some way, that it opens and closes, but it's hard to visualize.

But yeah, I'd say she's less a taur and more like the sandworm, which means she isn't going to be to everyone's taste.

>>33011084
Must be into pepperoni

I want to befriend a friendly fox.

>>33011079
Try knocking on her door when you come home from work at like 6PM. You can even talk about it while having dinner!

>>33011084
its a thing about pizza gate, cheese pizza is a code word that pedos use

>The Dragon Cemetery is the place where dragons were buried that died during the rigorous training and military expeditions of the Dragai era. In the Cemetery, the dragons that died during that time are constantly overwhelmed with regret and sadness that they "could not build a good relationship with humans." And because of the sheer amount of mamono mana attracted to this grievance, all the dragons of that time are reborn as Dragon Zombies. The dragons of those days that became Dragon Zombies still wander aimlessly through the dark magical ashy mound that fills the dragon graveyard. And if people go in there, they will have a desire for life again. People caught by the Dragon Zombie are usually unable to leave the graveyard on their own. Nevertheless, to communicate with a woman who mixes regret and sadness in her heart and a body greedily desiring a human male is exactly what a really brave person should do. If the captured man can fill her grief with his "stick," the Dragon Zombie will gain new reasons to live and begin to obey her man little by little. In the Dragon Empire there are many tales of how such human men themselves went into the black sands to conquer the heart of an ancient dragon-zombie to build a bright and happy family with her. Indeed, there are cases when a man who crossed the Dragon Cemetery returns to the Empire with a zombie dragon and they live happily together. Such a person who truly saves a dragon zombie is considered a hero and receives appropriate honors, popularly referred to as the Dragon Slayers.

Are you man enough to go into the dragon cemetery and save a ancient zombie dragon?

>>33011131
yeah I think the big turnoff for both her and sandworm is that they are visually more just creatures that are baiting guys in with an alluring figure that's more of a doll than their actual body. Kind of like one of those deep sea fish with the lightbulbs on their heads

>>33010963
That's kind of the opposite of what I was saying. He should worry less about other people, even the Japanese side are worried he's stressing too much.

>>33011190
Cheese pizza = CP

It's been used on the web for decades, not just a pizzagate meme.

>>33011206
I want to go the graveyard, princess carry a dragon zombie, and run my fingers through her head while we embrace!

>>33011206
anything for a dragon and the undead

>>33011206
>Yummy Dragon Zombie Mummy
Based

>>33011218
cringe newfag

>>33011210
Which means they just have to work harder to convince you that the humanoid part is still the real her/core.

>>33011190
>its a thing about pizza gate
Can't tell if newfag or /pol/, the term goes back to the early days of the site.

>>33010385
better not skip leg day

>>33011247
Disgusting pederast

>>33011277
nah it's based as fuck actually

>>33011206
>Enter dragon cemetary and get grabbed.
>It takes months of being ravished before she's in a state where she is willing to listen to you about leaving and seeing the outside world.
>The outside world is so different compared to what she knew in the previous age, it's overwhelming and she needs plenty of cooldown sex to vent her anxiety.

>>33011249
didnt hear about until pizzagate, because im a normie why would, should, i know what it means

>>33011249
This.

>>33011305
Reminder that loving wives deserve heatpats too! All husbands should equally distribute headpats amongst the family!

>But sometimes a girl from the Reptile clan gives advice to an innocent adventurer who is picking a sword in an armory shop for the first time. Dragonia Lizards are also very capable in teaching swordsmanship skills and, by teaching a novice warrior, can prepare a skilled fighter in a short time, making him a suitable partner for themselves. In case they failed to achieve the necessary results in combat competitions, reptilians think that the problem is a lack of mutual understanding with a male and actively want to have intercourse in order to get to know each other more deeply. Then, as is usually the case in Dragonia, this capable pair of reptilian and her partner, who end up as a married couple, are sure to excel at next year's tournament.

So you lose a fight in the first round of your first major tournament, get worried your teacher/partner will be mad but she simply comes over that night, grabs you at the door and fucks your brains out in the belief that you'll be able to cooperate with her better next time if you know each other's bodies in more detail.

>Be me, young boy who really wants a pet
>Parents won't let me have an actual pet so I order sea monkeys from an old comic I had
>Keep them in a tank in my closet
>Feed them and clean their tank regularly, take good care of them
>Portals open and a drunk dark matter drive-bys my town
>Now there are have several mershrimp ladies who call me 'Master'
>Thankfully my parents turned younger and my mom is a moth now so they've been too busy to get mad at me

>Besiege the vampire castle to finally put an end to her tyranny
>instead of managing to get to the top floor and slay draculina the hero gets snatched by one of the many monsters inside the castle
was that part of her master plan?

>>33011388
Don't forget chin rubs.

>>33000406
>When you playfully tell your ginger childhood friend she doesn't have a soul so she becomes shogg to intertwine your souls forever

>>33011426
>pic unrelated
you posted a lionfish though

>>33011426
That's a lionfish, not a shrimp girl.

>>33011389
>she's coaching anon the whole way through like a good master
>"Thrust! Return! Thrust! HARDER ANON YOU COULDN'T MAKE A JUBJUB CUM GOING LIKE THIS!"

>>33000406
i think this shoggy forgot to change her hair color back to purple

Hark lads, hark! A golden dubloon to the man what first spies the White Sandworm!

>>33011426
I assume you know that's not a shrimp girl in the picture anon, though I understand they are hard to find. For instance the only humanoid mantis shrimp pic I've ever seen was of a monster boy.

Ah, they finally delivered the weapon I ordered.

>>33011444
That's her business. Desperate mamono pay her to live on the various lower floors of the castle and defend her from would be Order paladins. Vamp Matchmaking is one of the fastest growing businesses in the mamono world

>>33011444
"Draculina" will always remind me of Mugen.

>>33011460
>>33011465
>>33011487
I know it's a lionfish, do you know how hard it is to find shrimpgirl art? There is some but it's all lowres tumblr stuff
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1538355?q=parent%3A1538355
These are the only three thread appropriate images of shrimp monstergirls that I could find and they didn't fit the green

>>33011522
Heh.

>Awkward Anon approaches a lilim
>With a shaky voice he stutters out:
>"A-re you married?"
>She responds
>"Yes, I am..."
>With a dejected expression and flushed with embarrassment he is about to turn around but the lilim swiftly walks closer until her face is right in front of his
>"...as of now"

I wonder what owning a massage parlor in MGC would be like with me bicorn wife.

Anyone got a pastebin/googledoc with a list of good commission artists?

>>33000203
a

>>33000203
Oni titties.

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_-_Side_I:_Dragonia#How_to_get_in_touch_with_dragons

Looking through the more legible Dragonia translation, I just find the stuff about how they culturally view the their old form both cute and fascinating. That they may consider it insulting if you ask her to take that form just to look at it, or alternatively it may excite them to the point of raping you when they return to humanoid form.

Tfw you catch your dragon wife in her primal form busily preening herself and realize she's been at this for hours.

Then there is ryus, who apparently do have dragon level pride in one thing. Namely apparently they consider the need to bathe as insulting to their pride as water goddesses (I guess due to the idea that they shouldn't have to clean themselves), and will become enraged if any man other than their husband sees them bathing. Course if they are unmarried then their rage toward a unclaimed man may turn to passion, as the only way to forgive him is to make him their chosen one.

>>33011508
>Draculina

>>33011566
Are you Irish or Scottish?

>>33011582
a shit

How do you like your evil dragons?

>>33011658
Pregnant.

>>33011658
MERE

>>33011658
I like them like I like my coffee: black as tar and hot as hell.

>>33010673
I'm not sure, he might just be trying to communicate more what with the rpg's demo out and him wanting to be clearer to fans about what he's into without having to read the setting guide books.

Like it looks like back in December he posted a concise summary for Japanese audiences of what the MGE is and isn't: http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/prop.htm

>>33011625
>when they return to humanoid form.
That's not why I asked.

>>33011658
Very evil

>>33011658
Defeated!

>>33011625
If a married ryu's scale is touched by a man other than her husband, would she rush off to find her hubby while ignoring the guy who touched her, or would it simply have no effect?

>>33011780

>>33011796
Our evil overlord can't be this genki.

Everyone talks about Senko, but how about Mina-chan?

>>33011826
The former.

>>33011826
A married ryu wouldn't let another man tickle her privates in the first place.

>>33011854
Senko is much more cuddlable.

>>33010317
If she's going to be stuck-up about it then you should say something that will cut her self esteem in half
>What places would Dracolinde like on a date?

>>33011926
I am inclined to disagree

>>33011992
She doesn't have enough fluffiness.

>>33011460
>>33011465
I was genuinely considering naming the file "I know it's a lionfish not a shrimp" so it wouldn't be nitpicked. Sometimes you roll snakeyes

>>33011625
>she's flustered by her beloved seeing her as a titanic dragon
>he looks excited for some reason
>runs off and comes back with a big scrubbing brush and a hose+bucket
All good dragon hubbys want to wash their wives scales

>>33011992
Her little flashlight eyes are the cutest thing in the world

>>33012036
Don't second guess yourself.

>>33012018
No, but she has cooler stuff
>>33012056
I'm glad someone here can appreciate the finer things

>>33011706
>Ywn breed with rampant abandon with a harem of different species of dragon to save them from extinction.

>>33012086
yeah the scans for the little extras are shit but this is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen an automaton do

>>33011426
>Based Dad gets MOFF waifu

Nice

>>33007907
>her sisters are talking to her when they visited the DL's palace
>"Sis you haven't forgotten about your desire to take over all of the human settlements right?"
>"Didn't you say that you'd take on 50 guys at once and still come out on top? Come on sis, lets raid a settlement together tomorrow"
>Lilim waifu appears to be in deep contemplation
>"Hmm... I think I forgot to tell the babysitter that my daughter is allergic to peanuts!"
>"I gotta call her quickly... maybe I should give her a rundown of the emergency checklist again? Three times isn't too much right?"
>it was in that moment that her sisters knew she was a goner

>raging mushrooms can make Ushi-onis into even bigger rapists and allow you to maledom them even while they're in that state
Now this is hot.

>>33012432
>come home from work
>by work I mean come out of the extra little burrow U-O made for you with a computer in it
>your loving U-O wife is cooking dinner for you
>"Hey sweetie I made that mushroom stew recipe you sent me, want to try it together?"
>spend the rest of the night violently bending each other over the web furniture and appliances

>>33000203

>>33012559
Fluffy white kitsune tails.