/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Imagine being so lonely you get SEVEN tulpa girlfriends, Ange is such a pathetic girl! a pathetic virgin!

That's right. I'm the best stake.

fat fuck

Shut up. I'm clearly the best stake!

>>32978459
Bel single handedly fucking Every member of battler's family!

Who do you think is the best Higurashi waifu? Mion? If so, you're like everyone. Rena? If so, what the fuck is wrong with you? Hanyuu? If so, you're correct. Hanyuu is the best choice for a wife and good sex. She has a divine pussy that you can fuck one for hours without having a sore dick due to her holy attributes. She can also take over 30 loads of cum without any fatigue. She has no predetermined body shape meaning she can change her breast size to whatever you like. And because Hanyuu is a goddess and has the ability to manipulate time, you can fuck her without any worries about being late for upcoming events that you're featured in. In the past she was considered a fertility deity, meaning that you can be able to have a better sensations during sex. So, time control + fertility powers + flexible body, makes her the peak Higurashi waifu.

>>32978655
yeah but she's literally retarded

>>32978655
Rika is the best higurashi wife, because if I fuck her Hanyuu also feels it, making the whole thing twice as hot.

WHAAAT??? I don't remember this sprite!
what situation did Rosa make this face?

>>32978763
That one scene where she orders me to fuck her despite me being her son

>>32978774
But Rosa Doesn't have a son!
Unless Rudolph actually had switched him for fun...

>>32978763
The one where she abducts me publicly while I'm walking home from school and molests me and keeps me as her personal sex slave.

>>32978763
That one scene where she flashes her hairy pussy to Battler and then blackmails him into having sex with her

>>32978908
How would battler get blackmailed by seeing some 35 year old hag's rusted pussy?

>>32978919
Rosa has a gun and Battler is a known pervert who got turned on when Rosa winked at him

>>32978568
Shut up!

Wait, so public swimming pools have feces? From literal cutes? Even my crush?

>>32978919
Ange crying in the cuckshed as her beloved Onii-chan is ravaged by the sex-fiend that is Aunt Rosa!

>>32978934
Even worse...
She fantasized about her brother getting fucked by others (male) !

>>32978963
Can I fuck Asmodeus?

>>32978763
Someone post the sprite of her massaging her boob

>>32978655
Used goods! Mion and Rena are the best candidates to have a serious relationship with.

>>32978963
I love this tubby suicide risk

>>32979027
Biggest cuck in all of 7th expansion

>>32979027
And I thought Ange couldn't get any worse.
She probably schlicks to BattKusa...

Toujiro-san, this shit hits good.

>>32979062

>>32979076
Old hags past their prime are the best characters

>>32979090
>that heart
Holy fuck, MY heart.

>>32979027
Kek, I always thought that the scene where Battler meets Ronove and the butler gets way too close to Battler's face was a fujo bait. Now I'm sure.

>Not a decomposing hag like Vier and Miyo
>Not a baby like lambda
>Funnier than all of them (Enough to make 3 Ushiromiyas laugh like retards)
>CUTE COOAAAT
>devourable cheeks
How can any other 34 compete?

>>32979090
You're telling me this adorable, youthful little thing could harm a little girl?

>>32979121
Please stop posting this forgettable character.

>>32979057
>Ange literally lets her Onii-chan get stolen multiple times by different people before schlicking to fujoshit about him and dying of a tumor at age 35
The absolute state of fatties

>>32979124
You forgive her right?

>>32979109
If you pick Battler and Ronove it ends with the latter undressing while the former looks in horror.

Ryu-chan Ciconia 2 onegai....

Kyrie-chama
I...

The Odin of Rokkenjima.

>>32978763
Rosa is for unprotected sex with the intent of impregnation and marriage

DO NOT OPEN

>>32979121
Takano is only 34, anon.

>>32979200
The fuck are you going on about she is the trademark "Pump and dump" 07th character

>>32979196
Literal pleb filter, people who don't love Krauss Ushiromiya are a massive red flag

>>32979206
Takano is only 17, anon.

>>32979171
What of she's literally bald but only because they keep her head shaved to experiment on her?

>>32979216
That's why I want to give her infinite love and care

>>32979121
>Not a decomposing hag like Vier and Miyo
their bodies scream "fuck me before I lose my sex appeal "

>>32979216
That's Eva, anon.

>>32979216
>>32979250
That would be Jessica, her huge bimbo tits were created to be abused, imagine Natsuhi's face once she finds out her daughter fucked a man she doesn't even know the name of

Erika real identity explained

>>32979468
>imagefile.jpg.png
How much of a fuck up do you have to be to get something as basic as a filename wrong?
Either way don't bother replying to this post, I just wanted to point out how baffled I am by this display of raw stupidity.

1990 Miracle Fragment:
MARIAAAAAAA

>>32979468
Coward
>>32979485
Top advance for you

is Trianthology being translated?

When did Rika become an idol?

>>32979644
Forgot image.

>>32979653
Its from one of the [redacted] fragments. If I were you, I would rather not keep researching. Otherwise a horrible curse awaits you.

I'm a boy, but Miyao is..

>>32979765
kinda ugly to be honest

>>32979765
is what?

>>32979784

Satoko's perfectly cute smile!!
Satoko's perfectly cute fang!!
Satoko's perfectly cute blush!
Satoko's perfectly cute eyes!
Satoko's perfectly cute expression!
Satoko's perfectly cute fluffy hair!!!
Satoko's perfectly cute oversized sukumizu!!
Satoko's perfectly cute neck!
Satoko's perfectly cute collarbones!
Satoko's perfectly cute shoulders!
Satoko's perfectly cute loose shoulder strap!!
Satoko's perfectly cute armpits!
Satoko's perfectly cute arms!
Satoko's perfectly cute elbows!
Satoko's perfectly cute hands!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingers!
Satoko's perfectly cute fingernails!
Satoko's perfectly cute pose!
Satoko's perfectly cute body!
Satoko's perfectly cute budding boobs!
Satoko's perfectly cute name plate!
Satoko's perfectly cute chest!
Satoko's perfectly cute tummy!
Satoko's perfectly cute navel!
Satoko's perfectly cute hips!
Satoko's perfectly cute butt!
Satoko's perfectly cute cameltoe!
Satoko's perfectly cute thighs!
Satoko's perfectly cute bandaid!!
Satoko's perfectly cute calves!
Satoko's perfectly cute ankles!
Satoko's perfectly cute feet!
Satoko's perfectly cute toes!
Satoko's perfectly cute !!!!!

>>32978763
It's when she ties up Battler and rides him for 8 hours until he can't cum anymore

>>32979027
What is this from?

Flirting with Rika!
Inviting Rika out for dinner!
Getting to know Rika!
Walking Rika home!
Lending Rika my coat to keep her warm!
Holding hands with Rika!
Kissing Rika on the cheek!
Saying goodnight to Rika!
Walking around the back of the Furude residence!
Waiting three hours behind the Furude residence!
Climbing up to Rika's window!
Cracking open Rika's window and climbing in!
Sneaking up to Rika's bedside while she is asleep!
Covering Rika's mouth!
Taping Rika's mouth shut!
Holding down Rika!
Slipping my hand up Rika's nightgown!
Punching Rika to stop her squirming!
Grabbing Rika's ass!
Slipping my hand under Rika's pantsu!
Fingering Rika's pussy!
Pulling up Rika's nightgown!
Kissing and licking Rika's tummy!
Sucking Rika's perky pink nipples!
Licking Rika's armpits!
Ripping off Rika's pantsu!
Pulling Rika's legs apart!
Sliding my cock into Rika!
Fucking Rika in the pussy and then the asshole!
Cumming inside of Rika multiple times!
Rubbing my raw cock on Rika's cute little feet!
Wiping away Rika's tears!
Wrapping my hands around Rika's throat!
Strangling Rika until she stops breathing!
Carrying Rika out the window!
Tossing Rika in my car's trunk!
Driving home with Rika!
Putting Rika in my garage!
Noticing Rika is still alive!
Stabbing Rika with my kitchen knife 35 times!
Disemboweling Rika!
Spilling Rika's blood all over the floor!
Cutting Rika's body into various chunks!
Burying chunks of Rika in a shallow ditch!
Helping Satoko search for Rika a week later!
Comforting Satoko and assuring her Rika is just fine!
Flirting with Satoko!

>>32979911
Hey, I've already seen this play but with different characters.

>>32979935
different kakeras

>>32978655
Based Hanyuubro

Would you rather rim Satoko's puckered anus for 10 minutes after she's had a hot bath or lick her sweaty preteen armpits for 10 minutes after a long day of playing and 36 hours without shaving?

>>32980052
Mion would burst out crying and abandon the club forever because she can't complete the punishment game. She's not a lesbian, so both options are unbearable for her despite Satoko's perfect cuteness.

>>32980052
Can't I have both?

>>32980083
She can just make Shion pose as her to lick Satoko's armpits/anus for her. Mion likes to dodge punishment games after all.

>>32980076
if you're going to keep posting these shitty images you could at least get the grammar right

Satoko bouncing up and down on your ******* and screaming 'nii-nii' in ecstasy

>>32980443
Anon, the grammar is the joke.

>>32980052
Wait, so you can just write a punishment like that and humiliate Satoko no matter who loses? Lewd!

Imagine Satoko pulling off one of her tricks and winning the game, not realizing that the loser will have to lick her anus and the only way to avoid that humiliation was to lose intentionally to make the punishment impossible! Now she's fucked and her dignity is ruined! She's the true loser precisely because she won!

>>32980662
what a humiliating punishment game haha imagine if you were forced to lick satoko's anus that would be terrible haha

>>32980662
Imagine Satoko's ego totally destroyed, knowing that the loser is seeing her body as something disgusting they'll have to lick! No cuterori wants to be seen that way! She feels so filthy as Mion licks her asshole and can't contain her urge to puke!

>>32979333
>God I wish that were me

If i were Natsuhi i'd spank Jessica's butt every once so often so i could see her cute rebellious reactions

>>32980940
But she does that already, she also took her virginity to make sure no unworthy person would take it

>>32980443
I am not him

>>32979765
A cute tomboy

Jessica or Erika?

>>32981273
Jessica for rough sex, Erika for rougher sex

>>32981300
>t. Battler

>>32981273
Lovingly manhandle Jessica
Let Erika choke and humiliate me

>>32981273
I don't think about Jessica at all, however I have been thinking about raping Erika to death every day for the past three years

>>32981483
They're the same person.

>>32981589
Proof?

miyao and jayden are the same person being played over vr

>>32981483
This is a very good post

>>32981785
Why?

>>32981801
It's relatable to everyone

>>32981814
I don't want to rape Erika to death though.

>>32981820
This is not a very good post

>>32981629
>Wear the same clothes
>Hate eachother for no reason
>wants to fuck Battler/hates him
>Can murder in cold blood
>Fell in love with a boy, gradually grew suspicious of him, eventually figured out he didn't really love them, became a witch, drowned after jumping out of a boat
Of course this is assuming Jessicatrice. Erika is the inverse of Jessie, the perfect aristocratic daughter that everyone is proud of. Just like Beatrice is the Golden Witch who receives the blessing of certainty from Lambdadelta, Erika is the Witch of Truth who receives the blessing of miracles from Bernkastel. Golden witch because of gold, giving certainty to her ability to control people, Witch of Truth because she knows the truth, creating a miraculous effect of always "deducing" the right answer to any mystery.

It's also notable that Jessica and Featherine are the only two authors in the story, and Jessica receives Lambdadelta's blessing explicitly after writing a play about Battler fighting his way into a tower to save a princess, but due to an mistake everyone dies in the end.

>>32981856
Oh, and Jessica is the blonde, busty, tomboyish heir to the Ushiromiya family that Kinzo would OBVIOUSLY dote on to an unhealthy degree, and who hates the family and doesn't want to inherit the headship. And Erika really wants to depose Jessica and make Battler the head, doesn't have any interest in the gold, and easily solves the Epitaph in a single night(because she already knows the answer), bringing Battler along with her deliberately.

Also, since Shannon and Kanon are her imaginary friends, it explains their animosity towards Gohda, who she believes is having an affair with her mother. And the reason Erika hates Natsuhi is because of that and killing the baby who would have inherited the headship instead of Jessica, freeing her from responsibility.

>>32981856
>>32982002
Makes sense to me!

>>32981856
>>32982002
didn't read

Imagine Ange's fat belly moving like a accordion when you have sex with her

>>32982064
pinching the fat

kneading the white ange dough

>>32982064
Imagine Ange speaking to her imaginary friends as you penetrate her!

>>32982083
Slapping her fat belly and making the sound echo through the room

>>32982064
Imagine riding on top of Ange and having her crawl on all fours while following a piece of chocolate attached to a string while you force her to make oinking noises like a pig.

Ange tummy pillow

imagine

>>32982127
Imagine telling her that you refuse to have sex with her unless she wears a nosehook because she is a fat piggy

>>32982182
Tying a naked oil-slathered tubby Ange on a hog roast and spinning her about until she gets sick!

>>32982229
Taking a picture and showing her pathetic state to her afterwards!

Ange's accordeon belly during sex!

>>32982409
I want to make fun of her for it during sex but then kiss her belly afterwards to make her feel better

>>32982458
Ange-nee...

>>32979171
Are these Stanisław and Naima?
What's going on?

>>32982458
Pinning down Ange and forcefully blowing raspberries on her pudgy tummy!

>>32982604
Imagine doing that in front of all her classmates! doing it until she gives in!

>>32982656
At first she hates it and starts slapping your head and calling you an idiot while trying to escape before she slowly gives up and starts giggling like she hasn't done in years and she turns bright red

is it possible to solve the umineko story only from four episodes?

>>32982834
Yes.

>>32982834
you can find out shannon and kanon are the same person and thus there's only 17 people on the island, and blame all the murders on that thing, as well as who that weirdo dressed in school uniform walking around the mansion in EP2 was.

Kissin' on Miyao thighs

>>32982887
I wish I were Maria

>>32982892
Feeling his cock bump your cheek as it gets erect.

>>32982872
>you can find out shannon and kanon are the same person and thus there's only 17 people on the island
how

>>32982908
°3°~

>>32982931
Pay close attention to the Ange scenes in episode 4 to learn how magic 'works'.

>>32979035
What the fuck are you going on about anon?
Rosa never had a sprite like that...

>> 32978626# hot

>>32982969
Do you really not remember that scene?

So was the manga ever stated to be canon or just a red herring for shakanon goats?

>>32982992
IT NEVER HAPPENED
why would a 35 year old mother rub her boobies in front of an 18 year old man??

>>32983009
You know why! don't ask dumb questions!

>>32982872
ok but is it possible to find out that it is Yasu who is the culprit? and is it possible to know exactly about Battler's sin? Battler could, but i don't think reader can, because he doesn't have that kind of information

>>32983043
Battler sin was fucking his own aunt, you could have figured that out by chapter 2

>>32982887
>that filename
Where is this from?

>>32983043
>ok but is it possible to find out that it is Yasu who is the culprit?
Yes, Beatrice handing over everything to Eva in 3 pretty much spells it out.
>is it possible to know exactly about Battler's sin?
I'm pretty sure it was mentioned how Battler used to say crazy things when he visited the island before.

Why did Rosa become Beatrice?

>>32982834
It's extremely obvious who the killer is from episode one, it's just a matter of not being tricked by all the bullshit that comes afterwards.

How popular is Ciconia in Japan? Seems like a lot of fans goats gave up on r07 after Umineko.

>>32983146
But Rosa is Rena's mom!

>>32983146
Maria and Satoko would be best friends.

>>32983289
Satoko would make fun of Maria as a joke and she would throw a tantrum

>>32983289
Uu~ Oyashiro-sama 'exists!' Uu uu uu~!

>>32983289
VERY close friends!

>>32983316
No..

No one has ever been able to refute Rosatrice's theory lol

>>32983146
>Rena is LITERALLY the red-headed stepchild of the Ushiromiyas

>>32983316
Very rude of Maria to create a blackhole on Satoko's crotch
>>32983360
B-But Rosa would never want to fuck Battler! it's wrong and immoral!

>>32983360
Same with Kinzotrice and Jessicatrice.
Then there's Omnitrice, which claims EVERYONE was the murderer collectively.

>>32983360
It's not fair that the guy who created it got made fun of so hard for no reason, at least his videos are archived

>>32983360
Refute the Golden and Endless Chef Ghodatrice first.

How old is Miyao

>>32983360
That's the problem with Umineko

You can only believe the red statements and there are important points in the story where red statements aren't used so there is a lot of conjecture

Are Ange's flashbacks/flashforwards real or delusions? What even is the meta-world? Is Ange's meta-world the same as Beatrice's meta-world?

>>32983405
Why was he made fun of?

>>32983439
34 years old.

>>32983448
Fake

EVERYTHING IS TRUTH

KNOX 8
TO NOT BELIVE IN SOMETHING YOU MUST HAVE A PROOF

But this violate shkanontrice so is better pretent that Umineko is a bad story

>>32983360
RED TRUTH EP3

ROSA ABD MARIA DEATHS ARE THE SAME STATED BY NANJO

A PERSONALITY CANT BE IMPALED

>>32983550

>>32983577
Mom?

Satoko's broad, flat nose. Satoko's shovel-shaped incisors. Satoko's black hair with a circular cross section. Satoko's slightly dolichocephalic Yayoi skull.

>>32983577
what did the kyrie post mean by this?

>>32983577
>>32983597
Ange, I'm Sumadera

>>32983655
Are you well? Do you need any help?

>>32983674
TELL ME ABOUT KINZO, WHERE DOES HE KEEP THE GOLD?

Uuuu!

I'm a guy, but i'm having impure thoughts about Miyao..

>>32983360
Everyone has always been able to refute Rosatrice theory,

>>32983772
ok prove that this theory is incorrect

>>32983794
Conflicts with Kinzotrice.

What is the funniest higurashi sprite???
This one was just too much for me.

>>32983924
Ooishi's menacing face

>>32983924
You know what the REAL funniest sprite was.

>>32983924
>>32984013
heh

>>32983794
Rosa and Maria died. The causes of death were as Nanjo diagnosed (The diagnosis for Maria and Rosa were bare handed strangling and a stab to the medulla oblongata with the pointed gate of the fence, respectively.)

Can you talk about something different than you want to fuck fictional characters?

>>32984178
No, this is /jp/

>>32984178
Have I ever told you what an affront to entire humanity it is that japs sometimes delete their art?

>>32984178
I want to fuck you, anon.

>>32984219
Are you saying it's not a big deal? because it's a pain in the ass

>>32984178
erikantrice

>>32984178
i can throw up some questions about umineko that i need answers to, but no one will care

BEATRICE IS YASU MAGIC ENDING

ERIKA IS YASU TRICK ENDING

>>32984178
If you don't want to fuck fictional characters why are you here?

Italianon might be a schizo but he was right about you, dumb degenerates. I hope he made you seethe a lot

>>32979121
>Blablabla I can’t stop guzzling cock

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>>32984357

I really really want to kiss Rika-chan!!!

>>32979765
a girl.

>>32984391
Gladly, weeb. I only wish I wasn't tricked into reading this shit series.

>>32984460
pasta la vista...

>>32984178
But we already proved that Ange exists and isn't fictional

my wife btw

>>32984787
Zion is the superior sibling!

>>32984816
I always knew Mion was a Jewish slut

Which 7th expansion girl has had the most sex and which has had the least

Satoko's seductive bed eyes...

GOD DAMN why is it so hard?
HOW the hELL is this mesugaki so erotic???
I was supposed to be a good nii-nii, it wasnt this hard 10 years ago!
I want to, no, NEED to ravish her tiny yet precocious body until she's a panting and giggling mess! Ravage her rorimanko until both of us are sore, go balls deep and keep spraying her insides white! Not stopping for anything less than fainting from exhaustion or heart attack! SATOKOOO!!!

>>32984865
rika has had the most sex with me

>>32984865
> has had the most sex
Takano. Rika and Satoko too. Umineko - Ange most likely was raped by boys at school many times.
> has had the least
Shion, she's been around girls all her life. Umineko - Maria and Sayo.

>>32984900
Sayo got fucked by Kinzo all the time. Their butthole is still functional.

>>32984900
based

>>32984928
Kinzo raped only Kuwadorian Beato and then tired and depressed. Sayo wanted to be fucked in the ass by Battler, but they didn't have time.
lmao Sayo really died a virgin, Battler too

>>32984968
Battler fucked Jessica

>>32984968
>Battler died a virgin
shut the fuck up yasu

>>32984968
>battler died a virgin
lmao you wish

>>32984968
Battler has had sex a billion times

>>32984968
Kinzo definitely fucked Yasu when it was like 8 it's why its so fucked up mentally.

>>32985045
> Battler has had sex a billion times
with his hand ofc

>>32984900
Terrible take.
Ange went to a girls school
The truth is that dead Battler and Ikuko were together for decades so this is the correct answer

>>32985090
>implying it's not Rosa
She was spending every waking moment getting railed by strange men instead of raising her daughter!

>>32984900
It's canonically Rudolph, he was LITERALLY an anime harem protagonist who eventually settled down with the yandere after she killed all the other girls.

>>32985045
6 years.

6 years means a lot of fucking.

>>32985152
how old was Battler when he met Ange as Tohya alongside Ikuko?

>>32985152
Ange had 12 and is still a virgin!! Ange is such a pathetic excuse for a woman, she's closer to an animal!

>>32985190
I don't think she's a virgin, it's just she didn't have sex with anyone she wanted

>>32985198
Who would want to have sex with a pig like Ange? I can only imagine someone losing a bet to do that

>>32985198
Are you sure you've read the novel? She was a high-class prostitute.

https://twitter.com/Reticulum_0/status/1354804830049456138?s=19

>>32985246
why the gold wedges???
I don't get it

>>32980823
Natsuhi is so big of a PureSlut that lives off in a different room than her husband.
the most sexual thing she has ever experienced after giving birth to Jessica was seeing kissing in movies

>>32985276
Probably an artistic reference to when she got impaled in episode 4.

>>32985304
Krauss is too smart for sexual desires which is why after Jessica was born he devoted all his brain to being a visionary

>>32985304
Such a huge desire to lewd Natsuhi-sama

>>32985363
Only now? can you imagine how sexually frustrated this woman is?

After decades of living alone in an all-girls school with zero male company along with her unhealthy obsession with her Onii-chan it's amazing that Ange didn't pin Battler down and try to fuck him on the spot when she met him for the first time.

>>32985434
Krauss is heartless, could satisfy his wife at least once, maybe even headaches would go away

>>32985480
Did battler ever make a suggestive comment on Ange's body back when they met in the meta world (Without knowing she's Ange) .

>>32985480
Her weight would have killed him
>>32985482
Krauss would be a volcel were it not for him being born in the Ushiromiya family

>>32985434
>can you imagine how sexually frustrated this woman is?
this, people talk about Rosa's sexual frustration all the time but she at least has sex once in a while, Natsuhi probably only had sex in the missionary position until she gave birth to Jessica, since then I doubt she has had any sex at all

My new Gou theory is that the strings are actually being pulled by Bernkastel who split off from Rika at the end of the original loops and she is causing all of it. I don’t care if it’s wrong.
The point is Ange is fat.

>>32978580
>>32979143
>>32982064
>>32982083
>>32982102
>>32985506
>>32985578
>>32978580
>>32979143
>le ange is fat meme
You think you are funny? That meme is insanely forced and old. It never actually made sense, since she's one of the characters with the thinnest sprite. I actually replayed Umineko and they all look the same. She's the number one character, far ahead of anyone else. So think again if you want to call her "fat". I know that success breeds jealousy, so that's probably why you want to make the most popular character in the series unappealing by calling her chubby, because your shitty favorite "waifu" lost against her, but she won't go away. She will be forever the best character in the series, and your shitty character will live in the shadows, like you like in the shadow of your basement. There's nothing more idiotic than some fucking retard trying to pretend that who's clearly the prettiest character in the entire series is suddenly fat and and ugly or force an epic "ange is fat" meme. The only thing fat are you and your family, you utter failure at life. If you ever saw a girl like her, you would build her a shrine and worship her like the goddess she is. Not only you are disrespectful towards all the legit fans of Umineko, you are also disrespectful towards the creator when you pretend that she's fat. You can pretend all you want, but she's basically the main character whether you like it or not. She has the most screen time when you take into account the quality put into it. There's just no argument to sustain the fat meme and you are a fucking retard shit tier opinion for forcing it. It's been fucking years already, let it die you pathetic moron.

>>32985614
Ange I'm going to tell Eva you're using the internet without her permission again

>>32985614
cool seethe mod
> She will be forever the best character in the series
this is funny, considering that she is an emotionless boring log imo

>>32985614
I don't recognize this pasta.

>>32985614

>>32985614

>>32985650
Put McDonalds on the table

>>32985614
Yup. the main difference between the older and the newer sprites is that the older one has more plump and kissable cheeks

Ange is a stupid fat disgusting brocon

>>32985614
Why is Ange like this?
Must be fat.

>>32985650
I love this fatally depressed walking cash machine

The gorgeous and dazzling Lambdadelta

>>32985669
i'm shit at editing

>>32985669
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>>32985945
lambdaschizo is that u

>>32985990
>>32986000
Cute piggy

>>32985669

>>32985990
>>32986000
God damnit, I was too slow.

ange... easy on the mcdonald's...

>>32985990
>>32986000
>>32986027
i need smth like this with Reina

>>32986042
SUPERSIZE ME!

nice try samefag. stop forcing this unfunny meme onto here

>>32986063
I love this melancholy chubby bunny

>>32986081
What's wrong Onii-chan?

>>32986093
That car she jumped on stood no chance.
No wonder her most powerful move in the Ougon fighting game is a suicide dive.
So big.

>>32986123
i have become calories, destroyer of weight.

Great work guys. Just one more thing, can you edit some crumbs on Ange as well?

>ange tries to eat lambda fragments

I'm going to marry Rika-chan!!

>>32986185
I am fond of this evil cat

>>32986170
not the other anon. I'm shit at editing so if anyone can do justice to this cute fatty it'd be much appreciated

>>32987019
Haha, it’s pretty good man don’t worry

>>32983186
>How popular is Ciconia in Japan?
nonexistent, people still draw more umineko than any other r07 series.

Every 07th thread

PS3 vs Original sprites
"Manga is canon" vs "Death of the Author"
Javascript
Incest jokes
Ice cubes
Some posts about bullying
Some post about a bitch named Kairi (no idea who she is)
6 grade loli crush
I want to fuck (insert small child here)
I want to do (insert wholesome thing to this character)
"Post your favorite track"
"Post your favorite character"
I*******n faggotry
Satoko = Lambdadelta (or something in a similar vain e.g Ikuko=Yasuda)
«I love my cat»
Petting Bernkastel’s tummy
Yasuda’s and Miyao’s gender (or other characters)
Ciconia phase 2 when
Read RGD
Bernkastel searching through fragments posts
«I love my waifu» - «Your waifu is trash»
Updated scorpion charm
>x posts >x IPs (or more rarely the posts per poster ratio directly)
X-trice
A pinch of Lambda&Bern ERP
Anti L&B ERP
********* ********* ***** (recently introduced)
Discussions about grammar
Complaining about Japs deleting their art
Amakusa X Ange
Technically this list as well
Picture of Krauß with the text «the x of Rokkenjima»
People being confused about what LARP stands for
Pitslut
M.Zakky »»»»»»»»»»jokes»»»»»»»»»»
«HAM. HANDS» - «But soul!»
The fact that she —— is mind-blowing
Contrarians posting their obscure and unpopular waifu
Sipping uncarbonated , warm and salty Bernkastel beer
Le Ange est «brocon» (only added separately because of the spam)
Le Ange est obèse

just a reminder that if Satoko was real she would start crying and screaming for help if any of you showed any intention to fuck her

>>32978459

>>32987672
all me btw

>>32983924

>>32987672

>>32983316
Sauce, please.

>>32984865
Meryl from RGD.

>>32983316
I hate how blue boards encourage this vandalism. In the end many rare pictures are lost forever.

>>32987997
best of this format

>>32987997
巫婆

>>32987019
Cute.

>>32985614
Imagine being Ange.

>>32985614
This isn't the time for seething Ange, your aunt has called you to the hospital and she has something important to discuss with you!

>>32985614
>You think you are funny? That meme is insanely forced and old. It never actually made sense, since she's one of the characters with the thinnest sprite. I actually replayed Umineko and they all look the same. She's the number one character, far ahead of anyone else. So think again if you want to call her "fat". I know that success breeds jealousy, so that's probably why you want to make the most popular character in the series unappealing by calling her chubby, because your shitty favorite "waifu" lost against her, but she won't go away. She will be forever the best character in the series, and your shitty character will live in the shadows, like you like in the shadow of your basement. There's nothing more idiotic than some fucking retard trying to pretend that who's clearly the prettiest character in the entire series is suddenly fat and and ugly or force an epic "ange is fat" meme. The only thing fat are you and your family, you utter failure at life. If you ever saw a girl like her, you would build her a shrine and worship her like the goddess she is. Not only you are disrespectful towards all the legit fans of Umineko, you are also disrespectful towards the creator when you pretend that she's fat. You can pretend all you want, but she's basically the main character whether you like it or not. She has the most screen time when you take into account the quality put into it. There's just no argument to sustain the fat meme and you are a fucking retard shit tier opinion for forcing it. It's been fucking years already, let it die you pathetic moron.

I bet Bern really loves this thread.

>>32987848
yes, and I don't sexualize Satoko prime - but SatoGou is a different story.

And the miracle post goes to...
>>32988888

>>32988984
Man, talk about a massive waste of good quints.

Risa and shine Tohya-kun~
It's time for the daily 5AM sex <3

>>32989513
If George were female people wouldn't hate him

>>32989564
>Fat incel with an overbearing mother and no friends
Ange is female George.

>>32989620
You're right, and the people who hate George love Ange despite her being a fat useless pig that makes everyone around her disappointed

>>32989651
No one hates george around these parts.

>>32989651
A character's popularity is directly correlated with how many people want to rape them. Even outside the board in meta space, no one wants to fuck George.

>>32989513
I love this improved fat man

>>32989686
I know, people who aren't from here have shit taste
>>32989695
That makes sense

>>32983316
Source?

>>32989686
I dislike the fat incest monster.
He did everything wrong.

>>32987672
This list is really deteriorating

ANGE X AMAKUSA is okay though

>>32983093
>Yes, Beatrice handing over everything to Eva in 3 pretty much spells it out.
Damn, I never connected these dots.
It's pretty obvious in retrospect though.

Thoughts?

https://youtu.be/9OPZxQIgTF4

if you damage Featherine's memory device is she gonna start acting like a retard like Hanyuu?

>>32985614
This had to be said sooner or later.
I wonder how many simultaneous (you)'s you got.

>>32986063
Now I'm hungry...

>>32990223
We know

>>32990238
You suck.

>>32990255
You suck your own tits, Ange

It is true. I was afraid of commit eat the letter again.

Your favorite 07 and whether or not you are a virgin
>Bernkastel
>yes

>>32990271
I'm not even fat, I'm merely above the average.

>>32990279
>Rosa
>Yes

>>32990294
Keep telling yourself that piggy, maybe the weight will disappear just like your imaginary friends

>>32990279
Akasaka (as of Gou).
Yes, voluntarily.

>>32990294
>>32990311
STOP BULLYING ENJE

>>32990279
>Pic related
>No

>>32990345
You're not real, cease.

How the fuck was Yasu still alive for the ending of Episode 8 with Battler if she got shot during 7’s Tea Party.

im halfway done to organizing my umineko folders

>>32990378
some bullets are filled with blanks (similar to EP1, Natsuhi's gun). That's how eva survived as well.

Ep 3 of Umineko is way too fucking long for no reason.
Shit ton of shitty characters introduced, they replace Beatranny with somehow an even more annoying character and Battler gets overly emotional and decides to not see her face again in other words just cringe melodrama..
I thought this VN is a masterpiece. When is the masterpiece part coming?

>>32990279
Memes aside, we probably all are virgins. At best I'm willing to say that 2-5 posters are living a "normal life".

>>32990439
Kanon and Shannon are the same person. Beatrice is a manifestation of this person.

>>32990439
Episode 4 has Ange. Lots of Ange. Maximum Ange.
Huge Ange

>>32990477
all ange is huge ange

>>32990463
Did you proclaim that with certainty?
Fucking cringe nanodesu.

>>32990463
Oh yeah this character has such a shitty design holy fucking shit. How do you manage to make a character look THIS bad?

>>32990463
Haha no

>>32990520
By telling your mom to make a new baby.

>>32990520
Rude. Bern's wife is very cute.

>>32990439
I forgive all of it because the theme that plays when Eva becomes EVA is cool

>>32990463
>>32990520
I love this well designed cake

>>32990520
t. seething berntranny

>>32990463
If you're not a virgin you're a normalfag 3dpd lover, which makes you not belong on /jp/

>>32990554
Bern fans would never insult her wife.

>>32990546
Whose happiness is it again?

>>32990579
of mario

How do you feel about Willard Wright?

>>32990279
>Miguel (don't ask why)
>no

Is it true that Ikuko is actually Yasu? And trying to help Battles recover his memories?

>>32990612
A cringe and boring OC that should never have existed. I particularly despise that one red stripe in his hair, looks ridiculous.

>>32990612
I don't dislike him. Just because he was enough of a madman to attack Bern.

>>32990505
Let us stop with the dumb roleplaying anon. Face reality, YOU are a virgin and since you are really made about that you are probably a loser too.

Why is even /a/, with all those shounenfags, better than /jp/ ?

>>32990624
faggot
>>32990612
deviantart oc

>>32990670
Oh shit I made a typo and added an extra "e" to mad.

>>32990697
Pathetice

>>32990688
Because of pic related

>>32990463
When I turned 13 years old I had sex with my girlfriend at the time, and then the day after she dumped me for one of my close friends. It was all very traumatic and had me go through an emo phase for the following years, we used to talk about what we would name our kids and all. My mind has mostly recovered, but I have been afraid of relationships ever since.

>New ED is a doomsday version of "You"
>https://files.catbox.moe/xismfd.wav
>ENHANCE
>https://files.catbox.moe/6t8p86.wav
Holy fucking kino.

>>32990688
Because we ch/a/ds don't have vtubeniggers infesting our board.

>>32990785
>ch/a/ds
lol

>>32990765
Does anyone have the anime version yet? I know the full version drops on the 6ths but I thought the TV version was supposed to air tomorrow

KNEEL

>>32990641
No. If this is a troll or ita****** please stop.

>>32990641
Ikuko is George.

>>32990893
This is the truth

>>32990893
JOOORRRRRRJIIIIIIIIIII

That part where they talk about the gas chambers ...
Seriously, what was Ryukishi thinking? Did he not realize that the train of thought could be extended to what happened in Europe as well?

>>32990697
Oh shit nanodesu!

>>32990818
TV version isn't out yet, this clip comes from the MAGES Informational video, where they had a preview of the song.

>>32990821
I don't get it.

>>32990958
What?

>>32991035
RGD about an hour into chapter 12

I miss him.

>>32990612
I feel like there should have been attention drawn to him being essentailly just Mary Sue Battler in the game. The fact everyone just acts like he's a separate entity when he's so obviously just 'ideal Battler', but continue to draw attention to Lion being ideal Yasu was a little irritating, and might have made him feel a little less like a random 'super cool edgy guy' who joins in near the story's ending.

>>32991148
is that why he has the retarded strand of battler-red hair?

>>32991148
He's completely different from Battler and shares not a single trait other than being an anime protagonist and into literature.

>>32991178
Yeah, that and why he comes in and saves Lion like Yasu always wanted Battler to. He's essentially the equivalent of 'what if Battler wasn't such an idiot and meant what he said six years ago'.
>>32991184
It's more his situation in the story than anything else. Keep in mind he was written by either Yasu, who still had no idea what Battler was like, or Tohya, who dislikes Battler for his own reasons, and would probably look at his mistakes with more scrutiny. In that case, Will is just his way of saying 'if Battler wasn't an idiot, he would be like this guy'. Tohya tries to stop himself from remembering what Battler was like too much or else he gets those massive headaches, and even doing that eventually ends up with him having a seizure, so it's probable he didn't remember entirely what Battler would act like either.
Regardless, Will isn't outright 'better Battler' and more 'a guy like Battler who would perform better'. It's probably why Claire thanks him for listening when Battler wasn't there, as that's a way of saying 'Will is better than Battler, as he would have listened to Yasu, and saved her when she needed his help'.

>>32990765
sounds fucking great

>>32990917
Is this potato Eva a genuine anime frame?

I want to violently sniff Miyao to the point where it annoys him

>>32990785
How would Eva react if she ever found out that her precious son murdered everyone cheated death only to live off as a girl and fuck his 5 years younger cousin everyday?

>>32991343
Imagine sniffing his armpit

>>32990917
How would Eva react if she ever found out that her precious son murdered everyone cheated death only to live off as a girl and fuck his 5 years younger cousin everyday?

>>32991005
I missed the part about the Takano scene from ep17
picrel is complete.

>>32990140
Yes.

>>32991384
How would you react if I told you I didn't read your intentional spoiling you MASSIVE faggot?

>>32991414
not sure what you mean anon

Jayden is a piece of shit, neither personality wanted it and yet he sexually assaulted Miyao.

>>32991455
Both wanted it.

>>32991113
Do you have the link or video to the stream?
I want to check out that faggot's channel to see if I can laugh at it.

>>32991113
>b*rgamasco
figures

>>32983439
Old enough

>>32991406
She met up with them to give them the book of single truth.
This meeting gave her cancer,

>>32990279
>Belphegor
>No

I want to alternate between rubbing miyaos milky and smooth thin thighs and squeezing anges plump and healthy thighs

>>32991664
Obesity is not healthy

>>32991664
Did slim Ange affect PS3 Umineko sales?

>>32990279
Maria
Does molestation at young age count (by a random)

>>32990380
Very good, Maria!

>>32991686
I want to bite them and leave my teeth marks on them